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afyerarchive · 2 years

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Kaedehara Kazuha Accidentally Kills You (x reader)

● ————————— GENSHIN

requested by the one, the only, the ultimate kazuha simp

→ ABOUT / Befriending this emotional mess of a human after he lost his old best friend, you two decided to travel together across Teyvat, now finding yourself on your way to Inazuma aboard Beidou's ship. Now you find yourself stuck in a stalemate, trying to... "make him yours." ( Also I think this would be an AU? where Kazuha isn't over the death of his friend )

→ DEMOGRAPHIC / gn ! reader

→ CW / you die + minor angst + kissing I am so sorry

→ EXTRA / I am sincerely sorry for anyone who possibly followed this page for serious content like the last post. Also I'm not proofreading this because I don't feel like it.

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You were stuck up in Beidou's quarters hearing her lecture you on how now was the perfect chance to tell Kazuha how you felt. Nervously, you nodded to her, exiting the room, disappointed with her advice. Maybe she was just drunk, our outright insane, but you got a really bad feeling about this idea of hers.

Going down the steps, you looked to your left, eyeing the shores of the Guyun Stone Forest in the distance, then to your right, noticing Kazuha, standing over the railing, watching the waves and the ship's reflection, glimmering calmly at the open sea.

Sighing once, before approaching him, you got ready to do what you've been waiting to do for months now. This area of the ship was quiet, with only a few familiar ship hands hauling barrels and crates, as well as drinking and having loose conversation with each other.

"How's it going, Kazuha?" You approached Kazuha, as he turned, surprised by your sudden apperance.

"Oh, hey y/n. I'm fine, just thinking," he said quietly. "It's not much, don't worry."

"Is it your old friend again?" You really didn't like how often he'd think and talk about his old friend. Kazuha needed to just move on, and get in your league-

"Yeah, how did you know?"

"It's like, all you can think about these days. Don't you think it's time to just relax, and enjoy our traveling?" You stepped closer, taking Kazuha's hand softly.

"It's not that easy, y/n. I didn't even get to tell him how I feel," he whispered the last part, looking down, almost as if he was about to tear up.

The waves continued to crash, the air brushing you with mist, as your heartbeat increased, panicking on how to tell Kazuha how you felt.

"Well, if it helps, I think I'm starting to feel like you did. Traveling with you has been such an honor, and-"

Kazuha scoffed, beginning to cry. He then walked over to hug you, sharing his feelings.

● ————————— I am sincerely sorry ————————— ●

timeskip btw

You now found yourself propped up on the railing of the ship, kissing Kazuha passionately, not a care in the world for whatever else was happening in the moment.

That ultimately led to Beidou scaring you two, as she emerged from the kitchen, holding a big plate of steaming food, grinning proudly. "Yeah, I've been watching this almost the whole time. Either way, congratulations on the relationship. I cooked a meal to celebrate," she announced happily, stumbling over to where you two were spending your first hours of your romance.

"Oh, hey Beidou." Kazuha quickly backed away from you, turning his head to look at her. "Sorry, we were busy, you could say."

You nod, as she only laughs, holding the plate out. Though, she didn't notice that there had been a pile of planks on the floor. Losing grip of the plate, she fell over, pushing into Kazuha.

And since you were still sitting on the railing considering it'd been the best angle to be intimate with your new boyfriend, it set up the perfect placement for you three to turn into human dominos.

So, now you found yourself being shoved off of the railing by Kazuha. You were what, a few hours into this relationship, and you were already getting hurt?

Scratch that- you didn't know how to even swim. And Kazuha knew that. Shooting up off of the floor quickly, he looked over the railing to watch you flying down into the water below.

Cussing under her breath, Beidou ran off. Kazuha kept watching you, worried for his life, watching you slowly drift away from the ship's keel, and then floating farther back, waiting for the abyssal waters to eat you up.

Crying again, Kazuha couldn't watch anymore. He flung his head away from the sight, running off to go recollect what just happened.

Beidou's ship did come back for you; however, as she looked out of the window, all she saw was your lifeless body drifting aimlessly. It'd been too late. Curses. Kazuha was going to kill her.

Well, Hu Tao would be getting another customer, at the very least.

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astronetwrk · 1 year

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　　　　　　　　welcome, one and all.

the fourteen of you been invited to play a game dissuading you from interacting with your beloveds... and the fourteen of you have chosen to take that step. welcome, welcome! take a look at how the game is played. the list of our beloved fourteen's biases for the week will be listed below as well.

EBG HOW-TO.

no mention of bias, excluding URL + preexisting caards, but including nicknames, codenames, theme, and content (both made and reblogged)

players must change their theme when ebg starts. if any player has not changed their theme within the first 24 hours of the EBG, they will be given a strike.

masterlists and extra links that contain images/references of their bias will not need to be changed. their entire navigation has to be reformed if it contains their original bias, though.

acknowledgment of original bias' existence will cost you a strike

three strikes and you're out

simping for your assigned bias earns 10 points (tag hosts to redeem, must be at least somewhat down bad to be valid)

brainrot of assigned bias, inclusive reblogs and posted content, earns 30 points

sabotage attempts earn 30 points

hosts must be tagged to redeem/use points or it will be invalid.

WELCOME TO THE POINTS SHOP.

simp pass: 1000 points for 12hrs use ( must tag host with duration + start time + time zone / one time use only )

first strike cancel: 150 points

second strike cancel: 300 points

gift a strike (cannot be used for final strike): 250 points

third strike cancel: 500 points

time bomb (recipient must be online): 200 points

Equivalent Exchange: half current points

PLAYER'S BIAS.

LETS PLAY.

@astranne | kaeya

og bias; kazuha, alhaitham, ayato, pierro, razor, ayaka, raiden

Strikes: | | |

Points: 40

@aimynx | cyrus

og bias; kaeya, alhaitham, ayato, tighnari, zhongli, yelan, yae miko

Strikes: | | |

Points: 140

@ezendoll | ningguang

og bias; albedo, venti, kaeya, kazuha, thoma

Strikes:

Points:

@ineshapanda | aether

og bias; albedo, kaeya, and kazuha

Strikes: | | |

Points: 80

@mixed-kester | teppei

og bias; kaeya, wanderer, heizou, kazuha, xiao

Strikes: | | |

Points: 360

@moonbyunniee | yunjin

og bias; venti, xiao, kazuha, ayato, albedo

Strikes: |

Points:

@raingoesboomboom | jean

og bias; alhaitham, heizou, kazuha

Strikes: | | |

Points:

@simplyxsinned | capitano

og bias; alhaitham, childe and dottore

Strikes: |

Points: 30

@snobwaffles | rana

og bias; albedo, mona, yelan, shenhe, dehya, beidou, tighnari, ayaka, ayato, itto, yoimiya, kazuha, rosaria, heizou, thoma, hu tao, dainsleif, enjou, arlecchino, capitano, kaveh

Strikes: | | |

Points: 20

@venusflwers | kujou sara

og bias; kokomi, albedo, xiao

Strikes: | | |

Points:

@versadies | pantalone

og bias; alhaitham, zhongli, capitano, diluc and ayato

Strikes: | |

Points: 100

@zhongrin | albedo

og bias; zhongli, al haitham

Strikes: | | |

Points:

#astronetwrk ebg

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l1nghuarchive · 1 year

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hello!!! I wish u luck on starting up ur blog! :) being the absolute heizou and kazuha simp I am, may I request them with a sick reader? <3

WEE ONG TYSM FOR REQUESTING AAA YOU DIDNT PUT A GENDER SO I HOPE GN IS OK FOR YOU!! (i wrote this while i was taking the bus home, sorry if there are any spelling errors !)

Pairing : Kazuha && Heizou x reader

Type : hcs

Warnings : n/a

KAEDEHARA KAZUHA

• Being the kind hearted person Kazuha is, he'll make sure to take care of you perhaps even stay back behind to take care of you if you are part of the crux!!

• As a wandering samurai, im pretty sure he has to take care of himself a lot before he had met Beidou so he is quite and expert when dealing with simple symptoms of sickness. If it's a high fever, he'll go to Baizhu to get medication and feed it to you! <3

• If you are very conscious about getting him sick even if he says it's okay, he'll write little poems for you and even draw a small doodle of himself as well as leaves! (ps. His drawing skills aren't really good but his words in his poems definitely make up for it!!)

• "Kazuha , these are uh really nice hearts that you drew..!" "My dove, it meant to be leaves.. But if you think it's a heart then it can be as well."

• Kazuha may seem like a rather calm person outside but he is interanally panicking inside if he is doing enough since he is scared that your health would get worse because he isn't taking good care of you.

• If you're symptoms tend to get worse, please reassure him it isn't his fault or he might actually start panicking and trying a bunch of medicine that he learnt on his travels that he thinks might help.

• Overall, Kazuha really someone who would stay by your side even if he isn't a professional doctor he is really genuine of taking care of you <3

SHIKANOIN HEIZOU

• The best detactive Heizou is almost never called in on a sick day, after all missing one day could mean missing a lot of clues and cases he might find interesting.

• Now when he heard you were unwell, let's just say he doesn't really know how to take care of you </3 and he may or may not have fed you the wrong medicine..

• "Heizou, i think that is the medicine if I'm having if im having problems with.. Releasing gas." "Oh." (you told him that when he just fed you a spoon full of it, you had problems with your stomach a few days later after you got better..)

• Heizou would definitely try to cuddle with you in bed if you are having a headache or having trouble sleeping, of course while you're asleep he might try to think of ways to help you feel better faster. He hates to see you lying in bed all day since he wants you to go on many cases with him all around inazuma!

• He'll try to crack some jokes while you're in bed to keep you entertained while you're recovering. (his jokes are kinda stolen off from google but the fact they are overused makes it funny LMAO)

• Unlike Kazuha who is a wandering Samurai, being a detective requires a lot of time so Heizou always has to leave very early in the morning so he can come back earlier to take care of you though do expect a little note with a few puns and overused jokes next to your nightstand.

• Once you've gotten better, Heizou might have to work extra hours because he did runaway from the tenryou commission to take care of you do if he arrives home late please do welcome him with a hug <3

• Heizou might not be the best at taking care of you but he is willing to sacrifice himself to make sure you're healthy and happy <3

Tysm for requesting, i hope you liked this and sorry if it is ooc! </3

#heizou x reader #heizou x y/n #heizou x gender neutral reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #heizou my beloved #kazuha x reader #kaedehara x reader #kaedehara kazuha #kazuha x y/n #heizou x you #heizou shikanoin x reader

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mazojo · 9 months

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do you happen to have any horimiya character hcs…👁👁

YES I DO I LOVE THEM SM I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM DONT MIND ME SCREAMING COMPLETELY RANDOM THOUGHTS I HAVE

I think tooru is a nepo baby. I don’t have prove but I dont have evidence against it either. I just imagine him casually dropping it in convo like “yeah my mom’s an actor of the best seller on theaters rn anyone wanna go see it I got free tickets” and everyone like ??????????? He tries denying the nepo baby allegations later when he is successful but he can't

Me on my Miyamura is trans agenda. I love him, he is so cool, he is trans bc I know him personally !!!

I think Sawada gets a girlfriend during college and she is like the complete opposite of her and she is like “I can only be Stan of Hori !!!!!” But then her soon to be girlfriend says something soft and she is like “I can only be stan of Hori and MAYBE my cool cotagecore girlfriend !!!!!”. She first tells Miyamura about it bc she lowkey wants advice and he plays matchmaker

(he fails to play matchmaker but he tries, he probably blurts something out like Sawada talks all the time about you !!!! And she is mortified, love a socially unaware king)

I also think Yuki is secretly a weeb and when she tells Tooru he thinks its gonna be some magical girl Sailor Moon show but then she pulls out some dark shit like Parasyte or something. She probably likes JJK a lot to, a Nobara Stan all the way she doesn't know if she wants to be her or date her.

I think in turn Tooru is really into K-dramas but he likes the cutesy soft ones that are romantic and shit and makes Yuki watch them. They probably alternate watching one of his shows and one of hers #equilibrium

I actually think Yuki and Tooru continue to date in college where they have a kind of breakup because they don't know how to communicate because they are dumb and I love them but they realize they love each other and finally are able to confess all their feelings in the cute awkward way they do. Tooru probably jokes about getting married after and Yuki would be the next few days like “was he /srs or/j 😀😀”. I could talk for hours about Yuki and Tooru they are so personal to me and they were done so dirty

I think Iura is the first to get married of the main squad. He probably meets someone on a bar during college and they get so infatuated they propose and get married in Vegas or something. He would be so real for that, being your simp is my full time job and I am dedicated is kind of his brand !

I think Shindou and Yuki could be best friends. They irradiate dumb x dumber energy I love them for that. I also think he has good reads on people so he would lowkey get her to open up more naturally and she is grateful although a bit hesitant at first to let it all out, but they do become good friends. I think she also helps him brush off his feelings less, I believe they both use #humor to cope and they are trying to get better about their emotions and being more real. I love them normalize your favorites becoming best friends because reasons !

I also think Miyamura lets his hair grow out back after high school but that’s just me saying it because I want him to grow his hair out again please I am begging

I think Yanagi is an ace king <33 I also think they use he/they pronouns

I also lowkey think Sengoku misses a lot of Hori and him being besties moments from childhood. Like they are still friends and all but they drifted apart but I think they do grow closer during their last years of high school and when Hori asks him to do a speech for her wedding or something he lowkey almost cries.

I 100% believe Iura is a gamer but he likes the gacha sort of games and they lowkey ruin his wallet. He probably plays Genshin impact and mains Kaeya and Beidou because they are hot, bisexual legend.

I also think he plays idol games, he is probably into Hypnosis Mic and Enstars. He kinda sucks at them but he tries his hardest. Sakura or Sengoku probably sees him playing one time and tries it once and beats his high score or something. He cries afterwards.

I think the following run social media pages:

Sakura —> probably a famous twitter that everyone looks for good takes on like, everything

Iura --> tries to runs an instagram meme account, fails.

Shindou —> runs a successful instagram meme account

Yanagi —> one of those aesthetic Tumblr blogs that reblog Sanrio shit and cutesy food, he is aesthetic like that.

Remi —> runs a Tik Tok, she probably knows all the famous dances and trends and makes bank from it. An entrepreneur if you wish

Miyamura —> runs a TikTok that blows up but he doesn’t understand how

I also have this random HC that Yuki goes into voice acting as a career and she loves that its something she is really good at. I just think she,,,,,,,,

They are all super random I know but I just…… I just think….. think that them….. Yeah….

#ASDFGHJK SORRY WORD VOMIT THOUGHT VOMIT RIGHT THERE BUT !!!!! Horimiya thoughts only #I love when the cast of found families are found and are families ya know?#omg if you have any hcs too would love to hear about them !!! They are all so !!!! important !!!!!#ASDFGHJ Sorry most are kind of about my fav characters but its because they live rent free in my head most times #I hope this made sense it makes sense in my head but writing is hard sometimes SKSKSKSK #horimiya #anime #ask #manga

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anonbinaryweirdo · 7 months

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Oliver simping hours except I'm not simping for an f/o or Beidou's boobs no I'm simping for my wife hello

#oli simps

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cryingisnecessaryfanfics · 1 year

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So like i drew beidou because i’m a simp.

dont ask why the hands are dark i was originally drawing something else and i cant fix it TT (this drawing took six hours holy shit)

idk how to (or if you can) hide photos and stuff so i guess her boobs get to be out in the open 0.0 enjoy lmao

#beidou #genshin impact beidou #mature #Genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin art #art #digital art

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shinsukeee · 1 year

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I KNOW YALL PROLLY NOT GONNA EVEN ENTERTAIN THIS IDEA BUT HALF BODY HEIZOU IS DONEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAA

reason why I drew him: I'm now a heizou simp.

I'M NOT GOOD WITH HALF BODY AND THIS IS JUST A PRACTICE SORRY IF IT'S BLURRY I'M JUST SHAKING IN HAPPINESS THAT I'M DONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THANK YOU FOR COMING HOME AGAIN cause he came come during kazu banner TO GIVE ME C1, LAYLA AND CHILDE, MY BELOVED DETECTIVE.

what if I marry my own drawing /j

what if heizou becomes my pookie instead of kaeya

FUCK, A BIG IDEA IN THE SAGAU EXCEPT IT'S ME AND I'M AT HOME. GENSHIN ON WHILE USING HEIZOU WHO DOES HIS IDLE WHILE I DRAW let me indulge myself for this hard work hehe

Heizou: *standing still for the past hour, doing his idles and chatter while wondering why I look at him, turn the camera and look down and write (?) Something*

me: *finally done with the drawing with a big smile and anime tears* I'm doonnneeeee!!!!!

me: *proceeds to shove the drawing to heizou who's separated by screen as if he'll see as I lost my sanity while drawing then proceeds to jump like a hyper dog as I show it to my older brother who's on a call with his gf as he entertains me*

My older bro: *sees the drawing, mutes his mic so his gf won't hear who's talking abt smth* yeah, that's great. you're improving

Me: *proceeds to smile brightly and still jumping hyperly while jokingly saying I should do art commissions so I can help mom financially*

Heizou: *kind of happy that he's the first ever char I drew in half body as practice, then feels the rest of my team beidou, kazuha and kaeya stare at him except kazu who's clapping happily for him cause I struggled with Kazuha's hair*

also me: should I outline it and color it — what if it ruins the hardwork I did? (⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠) *crisis*

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY SELF-INDULGE RANDOM SCENARIO CAUSE I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM A HEIZOU SIMP

#drawing #shikanoin heizou #genshin heizou #heizou #genshin drawing

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wifi-crusader · 2 years

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Did you know that in old Greek times, throwing/tossing an apple at a person was believed to be declaration of love? This is because apples were sacred to Aphrodite, the goddess of love (source: Greeksisters.com, I did a bit of research of this after I found out about it from a explanation video about a scene from GoW 4)

Now imagine God!reader mentioning this in sagau and next thing you know that you might get hit by apples when you walk down a street.

Anyway, Ima make some scenarios about this and some for characters that I'm simping for right now *checks simp schedule*

(Btw, I'm super fraggin tired while writing this so some things maybe not be spot on. I also found out that I'm immune to caffine now)

Regular:

-Fruit sellers will have a field day with this. High demand for apples from everyone.

-Those who wish to be your consort will be the ones who are the most likely to throw apples at you

Ningguang

-You know how she dropped a Jade Chamber once? Well imagine that, but it was all apples on you

-She will always buy high quantities of the best apples for you

-How the fuck did she get a gold plated apple? No seriously, the fuck?

Beidou (It's always Beidou simping hours here)

-You've gotten knocked out one time by her when she threw an apple at you

-Any apple related alcoholic beverage she's giving to you because apples are still a part of it

-Beidou may have accidentally domed Ningguang with an apple before while drunk before

Lisa

-Should I really go this route?

-She has an apple on stand by when she sees you

-Might changed one of her purple flower parts of her attire to an apple

Rosaria

-Does not care if the apple is rotten or great. Apple is an apple

-Questions why you told her that

-Froze an apple so it's hard enough to break your window at night

Yae Miko

-Teases you with an apple. Is she gonna throw it or not?

-If she actually does, expect more teasing

-Tease. Tease. TEASE. TEASE. TEASE

#sagau #genshin impact #beidou #Ningguang #yae miko #Lisa #Rosaria #apple #reader #genshin cult au

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xingyunsdoormat · 3 years

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assumptions i’m going to make about you depending on your genshin otp:

1. zhongli x childe

so basic, but so twisted (and i, and 85% of the fandom, completely understand)

horny 25/8

definitely into some kind of kink or another

has read 1042938494 hurt-comfort-angst fics

into younger semes x older ukes

2. chongyun x xingqiu

shotacon (but same)

90% of you are super vanilla

scratch that, all of you are

but horny 20% of the time

had some kind of a vanilla-ass shoujo phase

3. kaeya x diluc

enjoys pain

like a lot of pain

also sassiness

people shit on you for iNcEsT but they don’t ✨understand✨ it’s not about that :’(

(i mean even if it is, you do you ig)

probably alcoholic

4. albedo x aether

variant of xingyun stans, meaning: SO vanilla + obsessed with soft boys

but has a deeper affinity for pain and angst

obsessed with ✨coffee shop✨ aus

probably an introvert

if you have albedo: you probably weren’t planning to roll for him, but he was just too pretty to resist

if you don’t have albedo: there is only regret.

5. xiao x aether

liked ao haru ride

you’re kind of lonely and sad but still dreaming of luv

aka you’re a romantic just vibing with xiao’s edginess

congratulations, you have xiao

(or diluc. im sorry.)

6. albedo x xiao x aether

vanilla albether shippers but make it spICIER

actually not that horny

into 20% hurt, 80% comfort

just a simp for pretty boys

7. xiao x venti

COMFORT HOES

just want more soft-hours fanfics and fanarts

have struggled to figure out who’s shorter

screamed at the yakshas pv and asserted xiaoven superiority

8. childe x aether

honestly just obsessed with childe

also ships zhongchi

loves clingy semes

horny 22/5, and softer uwuwuw

9. mona x keqing

so obsessed with tsunderes, it’s embarrassing

likes the colour purple LMAO

has 1009403849 other waifus

has whaled

10. beidou x ningguang

SUCH a simp for alpha women

and you are a submissive

mature, but chaotic

loves tamendegushi (if you don’t know it, read it)

[edit]: this is literally a shitpost for entertainment purposes, but if you are offended, I apologise and offer these posts as peace treaties:

for kaeluc haters

for anti-paedophilia warriors

love ya babes <3

#LMAO THIS WAS SO SPONTANEOUS BUT GOD DID IT TAKE LONG #zhongchi #xingyun #kaeluc #childe x aether #albether #albedo x aether #xiao x aether #xiaoven #moqing #beiguang #genshin #genshin impact #aHEKEUSKEHSB mom I’m getting bullied by kaeluc haters 😭😭

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rinzis · 3 years

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what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?

#for practical purposes this is a joke #a very loaded joke #so uh pls don’t get mad at me #genshin impact #genshin impact x you #genshin impact memes #kaeya x you #childe x you #zhongli x you #xiao x reader #diluc x you #genshin impact x reader #genshin venti #genshin xiao

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How to strike your way into someone’s heart (Highschool AU)

Part 2 to this. Can be read alone!

Pairing: Childe x fem!reader

Warnings: A lot of swearing I mean what do you expect they’re all teenagers. Lots of brick slapping. Childe clowns Scaramouche. OH YES this isn’t edited at all lmfao have fun.

Synopsis: It’s your big date with Childe after you lost the bet miserably. You decide to pay the occult club a visit in hopes of finding something that can...ease your concerns. Childe on the other hand has Signora give him a friendly piece of advice, believe it or not.

Note: SRY THIS TOOK ME LIKE A MONTH

For as long as you can remember, you've never believed in ghosts, demons, or souls that lose their way in the endless void, forced to roam the earth in repentance.

Believing in the unknown takes creativity, adventure, maybe even a little sense of fear. Scratch that—a shitton of fear, because humans love to weave in their insecurities and inability to explain something into something of a phenomenon.

Bad luck lies in this category. Bad luck is simply a way to justify the catastrophe that one cannot admit they have fabricated themselves. Everyone wants a reason as to why shit hits the fan, and it can be anything but their own fault.

Bad luck is nothing but a load of bull to you. That's totally why you're standing outside the calculus classroom during lunch break, which happens to be the official meet spot for the occult club.

You raise a fist to knock, but then falter, thinking over your options once again. Is this what it has come to? Putting your faith into the weird kids that once tried to summon Schrödinger's cat for the physics final.

Fischl kicks the door wide open, a smirk playing at her lips once she spots you. "One cannot refrain from the song of your cogitation. The feline for which thou dwell on—"

A squeak leaves your throat and you flinch back, cutting her off. "You can read my mind?"

"Fischl," An icy eyed boy shows up from behind her and points a thumb back. "Mona needs your help."

Fischl squints at you for a brief moment, and then spins onto her heel to go back into the room.

The blue haired lower class man, Chongyun you guess, narrows his eyes at you. "Is there something I can help you with?"

Finally you manage to speak, palms all sweaty. "Yeah uh, I need your help. You know, with occulty things." You use your hands to articulate your thoughts, but ultimately give up.

You're not sure if it's pity towards your pathetic explanation or simply annoyance, but Chongyun widens the opening. He silently gestures for you to follow.

Stumbling on your feet and putting on your big girl pants, you hurry inside of the room, hoping you aren't seen by Beidou. She wouldn't let you hear the end of this.

The temperature instantly drops, and you have to adjust your sight to navigate. There's heavy incense in the air as well as a a few lighted candles from the dollar store, you guess.

Sitting smack dab in the middle of all the demonic markings is Mona, with a mischievous glint in her eyes. Chongyun has made his way next to her, crossing his arms with a sigh, and Fischl is busy cooing at her bird.

"Well well well..." Mona's amused, eyes almost twinkling as she gets up from the poor desk that had to suffer the wrath of her ass. "If it isn't Y/N."

Mona is a glorified dick wiper in your books. One time, she partnered up with you in chemistry last year and refused to do any work because apparently her "star sign" said she was incompatible with science. You haven't forgiven her since.

"I need your help." You barely manage to choke out the words, reigning yourself in by clenching your fists instead. It'll be unethical to claw her face, especially since you're the one who's come to her.

"Oh?" She smiles wickedly, revelling in every moment of this no doubt. "Why would the high and mighty Y/N need help from the 'Whoroscope whore'?"

Fischl nearly slips out a laugh, trying with her upmost ability to refrain from rolling all over the floor.

You blink away your tears of almost-laughter, casually sliding in twenty mora across the table dividing you two. If she's a whoroscope whore like you say she is, she'll definitely put it in her bra.

Mona raises a brow, but her eyes linger on the bill for a second too much. "What makes you think I'll do it for money?"

"That's simple," You say, rolling your eyes. "When you see mora, you cling to it like a baby clings to a tit. Now just take it and solve my issues."

She fumes a litany of curses but snatches the money up anyways.

"What do you want?"

You breathe in, then out. "I need a talisman."

Mona raises a brow, hand on her hip. "I'm sorry. Did I get that right?"

How dare she. You will your eye into not twitching, the beginnings of fire thrumming through your veins, scalding hot. How dare she make me repeat myself.

"You know, the thing to fend off evil spirits," Your statement hangs heavy in the air as the cogs in their brains click into place. "I need one that can remove the most evilest thing times ten to the power of twenty five on this planet."

Everyone immediately thinks of Hu Tao.

Chongyun is the first to speak from an area of expertise, seemingly shocked at your words. "Are you sure you want a talisman that powerful? How bad is the evil spirit you've come across?"

You glance out the window, through the semi-open blinds. The apprehension curls in your stomach once you spot Childe chasing Aether with safety scissors, and you've never been more sure of than anything in your life.

Gulping, you turn back to the exorcist. "I'm 110% sure."

He doesn't ask any more questions and goes to fetch the talisman.

Mona clears her throat. "So I hear you have a date with Childe today. Quite the character you've taken to."

"Oh please," You hiss through your teeth, your blood pressure going up tenfold, "you're the one that told him our star signs were intertwined and that we're fated lovers."

She shrugs innocently, stance casual unlike your own that is ready to lunge an attack.

"Here you are," Chongyun hands you a talisman, a colourful mix of some charms, some kind of liquid in a bottle, and about a shitton of other things. "You'll need these if you're going to face the most demonic of all evils."

You think of Childe's stupidly handsome smirk, the playful life of his eyes, and how gentle and considerate he is with you. You think about how cruel he is to others, but how loving he can be to you.

"Oh, I will be."

—

Childe is getting his ass handed to him by Scaramouche on the switch. It's just that he can't seem to focus, not with the forthcoming date all over his mind.

He hasn't experienced these kind of jitters in a long time. Has to endure that foolish smile that's about to plaster all over his face.

Scaramouche may be a son of a bitch with an agenda, but he doesn't appreciate his acquaintances safeguarding their personal crap when it starts to leak onto him. Especially when it comes to video games.

"Okay," The short boy sighs, stretching over the staff room sofa to drop his controller on the cushions. "Let's hear it." He can't even properly enjoy his victories when Childe isn't giving it his all.

"Hear what?" Childe lays his head back, relaxing from all the strain of endless gaming during the lunch hour. He seems too relaxed for someone who's broken into the teacher's lounge.

"Why you're so distracted." Scaramouche points out. "Not that I care—hey! I'm serious here!"

Childe's cracking up for absolutely no reason, rudely cutting him off. "I'm sorry—sorry it's just so hard to take you seriously when you're wearing that stupid fucking hat."

"Don't question the drip." The older moves his head to glare at him, but the thin stripe of silk on his hat swooshes with him, and it's enough to have Childe clutching his stomach in pain as he barks out in laughter.

"Grow the fuck up." Scaramouche says, no doubt exasperated from the constant shit he gets.

"Ok—ok I'm sorry."

There's a knock on the door before Scaramouche gets the chance to intimidate him again.

"Fuck shit fuck who is that? Wasn't there a staff meeting?" Childe whisper yells, panic clear in the ocean of his eyes.

Scaramouche shrugs and downs a can of soda with no care in the world.

Childe would be nonchalant too. If it were a normal day, he wouldn't give two shits about getting caught.

However, he's looking forward to that date he has with you today. Detention is going foil all his lecherous plans.

"It's me." The feminine sound of a threat calls out from the other side. "Open the door." The clicks and clacks of her toes tapping the floor indicating her impatience.

The two sigh in relief, Childe getting up to open the door. It's way too early in the afternoon to deal with this crap.

"Surprised to see me?" Signora greets sweetly, and if not for the murderous glint in her eyes, he would smile back.

"Yeah, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times." The ginger replies, keeping a steady eye on the upperclassman in case she pulls a fast one.

The blonde shoves him aside in offence, and prances in like she owns the goddamn place. Scaramouche greets her with the bird.

"There's this rumour going around—I'm sure you've heard..."

"Oh?" Childe pockets his keys, ready for an attack, not even remotely interested in the topic.

"Something about how Y/N gave Mona a visit today" Signora muses, elegantly taking a seat on the arm of the couch, "with your date and all, I just thought you should know."

"Hah!" Scaramouche bursts out in laughter, tears in the corner of his eyes. "I can't believe she went to get a horoscope reading on how shitty your date's gonna be."

"Get castrated." Childe growls, flipping him off on both hands.

"Now now boys," Signora's lips curl, and she clasps both manicured hands together, prepared to break the fight if it ever reaches its peak. "Settle down. You two are comrades."

"As if I'm comrades with this SIMP!" Scaramouche has to wheeze out the words.

The youngest clenches his fists, unclenches, and then lets a smirk grow. "Oh? I'm the simp? What about that time Mona pantsed you in-front of all the freshmen and you fell in love with her."

Scaramouche glares at him, a glare strong enough to have anyone shaking in their shoes. "I'm attracted at her sheer audacity of trying to fuck I, Scaramouche, the 8th harbinger, over. It takes balls."

"Mad respect." Signora leans forward to place her phone on the coffee table, then approaches Childe. "Moving on, the reason I've decided to bestow my precious intel on you is because I have a favour to ask of you."

"What?" He says blankly, confused that she has a request for him out of all people.

"I need you to let me get you ready for this date of yours." She gives him a gaze that is enough to wither away any arguments.

Childe shares a look with Scaramouche as if to say "am I fucking deaf because I sure as shit didn't just hear that."

"You sure as hell did, boys." Signora intercepts the connection of their two brainwaves with a dreaded sigh. "I hate Y/N. This is the only way I can get back at her."

"Hey!" Childe exclaims loudly, waving his hands in the air incessantly. "What makes you think I'll let you shit on my future girlfriend."

"I'll be doing nothing of the sorts." She points out, giving him a sly smile. "I just know she's terrified of what's coming. The better the date is, the more she's gonna hate herself. What more do I need but to sprinkle some inner conflict within her airtight resolve?"

As favorable as the proposal is, Childe contemplates for a second. Signora...helping him? This could work to his advantage if he plays his cards right.

His inner turmoil takes him into the future, where you two are happily married with eight and a half kids. If you ever managed to find out Signora was the culprit that was finally able to set you two up, you'd never forgive him.

"Nah I'll take a hard pass." He doesn't want to think about divorce and custody battles this early on. He'd rather face the brunt of Signora's wrath.

Scaramouche chooses right then to make a tactical withdrawal out through the window since he doesn't want to be a witness to a murder he hasn't caused.

Surprisingly— "Fine then." Signora shrugs, unbothered when summoning out a minty juul from no where. She's disappointed nonetheless.

Childe tilts his head, perplexed, but decides against mulling over it for too long. Instead, he strides off to the door, wanting to get the last two periods over with so he can run home and freshen up for this date.

"Oh and Childe?" Signora calls out to him, but he barely acknowledges her, only pausing momentarily without looking back. "A piece of friendly advice. A diligent student like Y/N, there's no way she'd be into rash things like fighting. So try and control yourself, hmm?"

He flashes the senior a sheepish smile, the front row tickets to the illegal underground fight-club burning in the back pocket of his pants.

—

Childe conceals near the bushes by the gate, expertly hiding his shaking hands by pretending to look for something in his back. His goal isn't to seem desperate, even though he's raced out here at the speed of light after Havria's dismissal.

It's not like he's trying to eavesdrop or anything. He just wants a little insight on how you're feeling about this, in case the rumors of you visiting the occult club wasn't a farce.

From his peripheral, he spots you and a familiar figure that is Lisa, leisurely walking side by side as you approach the main side walk.

"Ready for your date, Y/N? You've been daydreaming all afternoon." Lisa winks, and dodges the shove you send her way with experience like no other.

"Yes, daydreaming about punching you in the face." Your left eye twitches in annoyance as you fix your hold on your skateboard.

"Well then, I'll be off—ah!"

The gorilla grip you have on her sleeve takes away all the time she has to get on the last bus she's about to miss.

Your utter strength is enough to make Childe's knees weak. How pathetic he thinks.

"Oh no you don't," You say in a sing-song voice, "you got me into this, so you're going to help."

"Help with what?" Lisa fakes a hard pout as she bats her lashes, trying to collect pity points.

"I—" You inhale, loosening your grip on her and averting your eyes nervously to see if anyone's watching. "Don't make me say it."

The older girl motions for you to continue, and you're sure you've suffered more for less at this point.

"I've never...been on a..." The sentence ends in a trailed murmur.

Childe doesn't think he's ever seen you so flustered. He's about to snap a picture for later, but decides against it. They'll be plenty of moments later on to see your cute expressions.

Lisa's grin is both seductive and terrifying, Childe notices. "You've never been on a date?"

"Shut up!" You hiss, dropping your board so you can cover her lips with your palm, eyes darting around your surroundings frantically. "Not so loud."

He has to bite at his fist to hide his amusement.

As if she has a sixth sense, Lisa's eyes somehow find Childe's through the abundance of leaves, and there's a glint in her eyes that nearly makes him shart his pants.

"Of course Y/N," She replies sweetly to you, who is currently unaware of the staring match going on. "I'll teach you everything you need to know...and more."

Childe doesn't know if that's a good or bad thing. Nor does he want to find out.

—

You ponder on what's taking him so long, more on edge than you usually are. Thankfully, Lisa basically pried your hair down from its usual up-do. Said something about how you can hide your lack of shits given as to not offend him.

Except you think you're giving more shits that you expected to. Why else would your heart be pounding so hard?

"What took you so long?" You sense him creeping up on you, ceasing his chance to pounce.

Childe groans playfully and slaps a hand over his face as he comes into view. "How'd you know?"

"You have a douche-styled gait." You reply as you remove your gaze off your phone to approach him.

He's prepared to shoot a witty reply, but it dies halfway through his throat when he procures a good look at you. Your hair frames your face elegantly, eyes shining despite the tiredness that's so clear, all complete with a cooling spring dress that hugs you just right.

Mouth going dry, he forgets how to speak the common tongue, unable to tear his gaze off your form.

You shift in place awkwardly. "Uh are you okay? Looking a little...blank."

"Sorry—sorry just thinking." Childe stumbles over his words like the complete idiot and a half he is, berating himself countlessly on the inside. He regains his confidence once he spots the light dust on your cheeks. "You ready for the best date ever?"

"The best date huh?" It's the first time you smile today, and he swears his heart leaps in his rib cage. You're the prettiest thing he's ever laid his eyes on. "I'm ready. I better not be disappointed."

"I wouldn't dare disappoint, girlie." He feigns mock offence as dramatically as possible. "I'll show you how to have some real fun. Cool keychain by the way, for good luck?"

It's one of the charms Chongyun urged you to carry with you at all times to keep all forms of evil away.

"Yeah...something like that."

The two of you ease into the walk in a relatively comfortable fashion, contributing with lively chatter and a few jabs here and there. It's not awkward at all, not like you thought it would be. Your nerves loosen up, mind diverting from the roots of the stress of high school.

"—And you won't believe what Kaeya did the other day. I'm telling you there's something wrong with him because that SoundCloud rapper wannabe Venti goaded him into birdboxing through the hallways at lunch."

"And the son of a bitch did it?"

"The son of a bitch did it." Childe confirmed, gasping through his laughs as the two of you converse in psychobabble. "And guess who he bumped into?"

You're choking in laughter, tears in your eyes as you hunch over and shake. "He didn't. Childe—no he didn't."

"Straightttt into Diluc. And he had the balls to feel him up because he thought he bumped into a hot bab—"

Childe crashes into a sturdy chest and stumbles backwards towards you, but manages to catch his balance midway. Both of you freeze when faced with a buff guy from another school, bandages on his fist and a crooked smirk on his face.

Fuck. You think. Classic high school cliché.

Realizing he can't risk the remainder of this date when it hasn't even begun, Childe raises a hand in apology, aiming to be the bigger person instead of socking the kid in the face.

"Sorry. I wasn't looking." He offers to the guy, but you can tell he isn't buying any of it. There are about four more kids who group, a setup that isn't going to end in your favour.

"Hey punk. You don't remember me?" The upperclassmen barks out, glaring holes into your date.

You deadpan towards Childe, but he's too is racking his brain to remember. Ends up shrugging with no recollection.

"I have a list of names but they're in my other pants." Shit, what an a-grade reply. Now you know you're done for. "Listen dude, I'm kind of on a date and the vibe is going great. Don't ruin it."

"It's a good thing she's here to watch then!" The guy yells, stomping so that he's right in-front of Childe, ready to pounce. "You humiliated me in front of my gang last week. I'm here to rip you a new one."

Childe blinks, tries to remember, and when he doesn't, he grabs a wad full of cash from the his Fanny pack and throws it at the guy's feet.

Everyone's eyes bulge out of their sockets, including yours at the amount of money placed there casually on the crack of the dirty sidewalk.

"Hopefully this is enough for the damages." Childe offers, aiming to not further escalate the situation albeit how pissed he is right now. If you weren't here...well that would be another, much more violent story.

With a soft tug, Childe brings you close and begins to pass the guy, until he's abruptly stopped by a hand gripping his shoulder tightly.

"I don't think so!" The guys barks, and his lackeys move to surround you two. "You gotta pay taxes too buddy." Oh he's getting way too comfortable now.

A feral smile grows on Childe's face as he looks over his shoulder. "Oh?"

"Yeah shithead." The guy seethes, puffing out his chest to size him up.

Childe itches for a fight. He can no longer keep in the urge and is just about ready to raise a heavy fist, but is beaten by the sound of a loud thwack, and then a painful groan following.

There you are, standing in front of the trembling asshole, spinning your crossbody bag in circles like it's a nunchuck in all it's glory. There's a deadly glint in your eyes, pure, unadulterated vexation in your features.

If Childe could fall for you any harder, it's probably happening now. In that exact moment, his heart beats in his ears uncontrollably, and there's nothing but raw adoration that piles up all at once.

You're an angel of destruction, a force not to be reckoned with, and shit, you're the eye of the fucking storm.

Fire courses through your veins as you pulverize the guy with your bag, swinging with such expertise it has Childe in awe. "He may be an absolute idiot for not remembering—"

"Hey girlie you're killing me here!" Your date snaps out of his astonishment temporarily.

"—but you don't get to call him a shithead, you asshole!" You snarl angrily, gripping the handle of your bag tightly, decking everyone that lunges at you, letting out strings of curses with every hit. Every hit sends a flock of them either stumbling back in pain, or knocked out completely.

Childe doesn't even get a chance to lift a finger by the time you're done violating them with your heavy ass pink bag. Stands there like an absolute loser.

"Apologize." You pant, prepared to send another flurry of attacks at the leader, who is crawling away with a battered face. "Apologize or I'll—I'll fucking Russian neck tie your ass."

"S-sorry!" The guy whimpers out and tries not to piss his pants at the threat.

Childe is still in too much shock at the whole ordeal to reply, short circuiting.

Another thirty seconds pass until he registers the smaller hand waving in front of his face. He catches your cold hand through his haze, brings it closer.

Running a free hand through his locks, he doesn't hide his astonishment. "You're fucking gorgeous, girlie." He whistles lowly, eyeing you with a new kind of regard.

"I-I uh." Your face is all shades of red by now, the adrenaline from kicking ass wearing down. "Let's go."

"How is that bag so heavy?" One of the fallen gasps out in pain, clutching his ribs as he trembles on the floor. "Like a buh-brick."

A part of your zipper in open, and Childe briefly peeks out of morbid curiosity. His jaw slackens. "Is that a...no, it can't be."

"It's a brick." You murmur guiltily, gnawing at your bottom lip. "Just in case." Fingers tentatively play with the straps.

Childe is head over heels by now, all smitten as a foreign warmth bubbles up in his throat, and he's just about sure he'll puke his heart out.

His next words are picked out carefully. "There's an underground fight club going on—"

You lock and aim for his right kidney.

Worth a try, Childe thinks.

"SIKE. Joking—joking. Just a joke." He insists, gloved hands raised by his ears in defence.

Clicking your tongue, you scowl and rush past him.

It hasn't even been an hour and it's been the most exciting date Childe's ever experienced. When he sees your lips twitch, he knows it's the same for you as well.

"Are we going or not?" You mumble, avoiding eye contact, a tinge of red still decorating your cheeks.

Childe crumbles into his hands at your deadly duality. One that comes for his enemies and one that comes straight for his heart.

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