#because goddamit adventure time is so fucking good

[jmkitsune]

Hihihiihi

I wanna ask 76 through 85 ☺️

Pretty please 🙏 ☺️ 😇

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Communication

Consistency

Compromise

Understanding

Encouragement

Accountability

Shared Desire/Mutual desire

Choosing to make it work everyday

77: How can I win your heart?

talk to me, like shared personal time/interaction is a love language I thrive with- I'm EXTREMELY anti social but someone makes me wanna spend more time with them in spite of my wanting my alone time= good shit

take GENUINE interest in my stuff (like I'm a creator so like...show interest and engage with things I make and all that, be it my writing, my tabletop stuff, gaming, whatever- show me that you're not just passively /letting me have my hobbies/work- take active engagement in it so we can share it

be yourself and let me be MYSELF- like I understand no one is perfect and no one should CHANGE for anyone but like if I get the impression you're faking yourself to impress me or hiding parts yourself cause you think I won't like that- it says you don't trust me and that hurts, just be yourself, it'll work itself out or it won't promise, it's better that you're yourself and I dislike you vs you trying to be someone else and I like that VERSION of you causing you to hate yourself- I'm not worth that kinda trouble

be smart, and i don't mean just BOOK SMART but like be able to TALK to me about stuff- I'm political, I'm invested in world events, I'm deeply invested in the media I consume as well as the media I create and such- I want to have CONVERSATIONS not surface level small talk- yay tism, I obsess over things so if I can't have ranting conversations about it with someone...I don't speak at all, but also - like I love when someone is smarter than me at something because then through osmosis of conversation/interaction i learn from them

be creative, like can't gussy this one up but, I can't stand "dull people" who have no spark of imagination or anything, which doesn't mean some people don't HAVE it- it means some people actively choose to ....not engage it.

ACCEPT day 1- I'm boring. I am predictable and routine (like even down to my eating habits I have the same things every day), I am not exciting/thrilling, I am not adventurous and know that I'm the homebody I wanna be a stay at home husband who works on his books/tabletop games for people, maintains his home, streams video games and loves his partner, oh and maybe has a shiba inu/husky and some cats lol if that's not what you're into- im not for you- no main character energy here. I am just someone who wishes that we'd stop living in "historically interesting times"

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

no I reject the idea that "insanity brings on creativity" because I believe it is insanity that got us to the point where we are now.

Einstein never said it but the idiom is true- insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

To stop trying to fit into boxes I don't belong in for people who wouldn't want me as I am

80: What size shoes do you wear?

9 and 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

I don't wish for a tombstone, I actually wanna have a jedi funeral pyre when I go

82: What is your favourite word?

probably "wicked"

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

KINGDOM HEARTS (ive been hyper fixating on the KH wiki recently...)

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

"fuck"

"what the fuck"

"goddamit"

"alrighty..."

"hmmmm" (like the witcher)

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

don't let me be misunderstood

gratze for all the asks :D

[gwynpool]

it’s 2AM and i just finished Rule of Wolves (spoilers definitely up ahead)

first, to inform everyone, i read the spoilers when it got leaked in twitter cuz i can’t help myself. (it’s a sickness, i know) i think this is important since it definitely influenced my perspective upon reading the book. also, this is my first time being early in a party so yay me! going in ROW was easy for me because i started King of Scars the day before book 2’s actual release date so everything’s fresh.

secondly, this is really long so i’m sorry. i just have a lot of feelings and need to write it all down. on with the rant.

King of Scars was wonderful to me since it gave me my favorite Shadow and Bone character and the girl who i used to hate for being a mean girl but who I now admire with every ounce of my being. It also introduced a new ship that I am now obsessed with and is ruling besides my love for Jude&Cardan. Not to mention, it gave us Nina, whom though i’m not entirely a fan of due to all my love focusing on Kaz and Inej, allowed the connection between Shadow&Bone with SixofCrows.

Moving on, ROW was a ride and whirlwind of emotions. unfortunately, it wasn’t always the best kind.

I love the fantasy elements of it (tho it was a huge leap especially with the saints power thingy) and the politics because i am a sucker for scheming and stealing thrones.

the zoyalai teasing and angst was painful but in the best way since slowburn is what keeps me going.

nina finding comfort (and attraction, apparently) from hanne made my heart flutter because i haven’t gotten over matthias but this allowed a sort of closure and next chapter for our waffle-loving queen.

the promised wedding by leigh wasn’t what i expected but i’m not complaining since david&genya deserved nothing but happiness.

almost everything seems going well (aside from the fact that aleksander was ressurected apparently)and then everything crashes and burns and i just have to wonder why?

so the promised funeral alongside the wedding one, immediately comes after two? three? chapters as they were attacked during the afterparty of the wedding. and guess what? leigh killed the fcking groom.

the thing is i already knew he was going to die (with the spoilers and all) but i did not expect it to come immediately after the freaking wedding. not even halfway through the book!

being spoiled, i think, took most of the pain from the event but it doesn’t lessen the fact that it was completely unnecessary??? like though the characters grieved, nothing much was affected from his death? also, don’t talk to me about the character development for the survivors from this tragic event because there. was. absolutely. NONE.

and then we have the fricking darling ressurected. i love him in the first book of the grishaverse though i knew he was still a villain, don’t get me wrong. and my heart ached but was also relieved with his death in the third. he also inspired one of my all-time favorite fantasy villain(antihero?) in the form of Adelina Amouteru in the Young Elites series.

Ceased to be a Darklina fan and am now shipping Aleksander with Adelina because their power tho? like clings to like and they are both imbued with unfathomable darkness. somebody write fics please.

but bringing him back was what for exactly? leigh bardugo preached on how toxic the darkling character was and how we really shouldn’t like him in terms of agreeing with his ideals and yada yada. and yet she brings him back because apparently, he’s the only one paying her bills.

his conversation with alina tho had me expecting some darklina crumbs with fan service on the side since the stans were all raving about it on twitter *vomiting noises from toxicity* but i was surprised since it just further reminded us of how he truly is a villain in his very core and would do anything to get what he wants. so all in all it wasn’t entirely awful and it actually made me like Mal a bit. (never was a fan of him but that’s my issue, not the character’s)

setting aside the darkling issue a bit, the POV from Mayu was skippable. i mean obviously it still needs to be read for the Shu politics and the khergud existence but it just made me want to go to the next pov. Same goes for the “the monk’s” POV since you all know how i feel about him and the cult with it’s assembly and shit ended up also being unnecessary towards the end. honestly, i could do without the journey of the starless saint and his cult.

i truly enjoyed the fjerdan plot to my surprise and i like how nina kind of went through the last of us 2 circle of hate journey. it was definitely difficult knowing her pain and all that she went through and still choosing to be the better person. and yet, i can’t help but be more proud of her development. also, the supposed death of hanne got me going for a second and was actually ready to storm leigh’s home to fix her mistake. thank god it was plot twist. that’s all i have to say on the nina POV because i don’t wanna ruin my good feeling on this.

the crows cameo gave us a mini heist and it just made me miss reading their adventures. also the suli scene tugged at my heart.

imma skip zoya’s transformation but it utterly made me feel amazing and i have never been more glad that she’s kind of overpowered. she deserves it so fck all them haters. you can choke.

nikolai’s revelation and decision for the ravkan throne was not all that surprising, even without my knowledge of the spoilers. i honestly had a feeling that he was always his best self when he was strumhond and he only chose to fulfill the duties of the king because at that time, there was no other choice. so him giving up the throne to his beloved soldier, summoner and saint was a quite satisfying choice of route. there has been some others who would contest nikolai’s decision to step down as something unnecessary in the grand scheme of things but i would stand by my belief that nikolai made the best choice for ravka and for himself. not to say that i didn’t want to see both the queen and king side by side ruling but what are fanfictions for?

zoyalai is canon and endgame. finally. i can die now.

now the last two chapters was a toss up. for the first one was the darkling’s sacrifice. okay, so i was also spoiled by this from twitter but when i was reading the book, i keep expecting it to be brought up and it wasn’t. so i honestly thought that maybe that spoiler was a prank. lo and behold it was not and it wasn’t until the very last end. so the buildup was goddamn awful. the whole concept of the thorn wood and sort of atlas moment was just no. like you’re just springing this up now? when we’re supposed to be tying up loose ends but making sure it had history and buildup to well, back it up.

also leigh outright writing genya saying it was not a redemption for the darkling and him being unapologetic about his crimes (basically being a truly evil asshole) doesn’t remove the fact that it still comes off as a redemption arc especially with what is now the synopsis of SOC 3 but ill get to that. he still was the one who did a heroic deed and that fucks me up because it was just devastating to me after making peace with his end in ruin and rising. not because i was hurt that he died yet again boohoo but because it kind of invalidates everything that alina, genya, zoya and countless other victims went through.

on a side note, the darling stans on twitter who keeps defending his actions, i would really advise you to reflect on your decisions cuz it is honestly unhealthy. also, you lot talking smack about nikolai and zoya refusing to sacrifice their lives? stop twisting the story to suit your toxic admiration, nikolai was even first to offer up his life and would do so if it was actually possible. so just go hide in your darkling cocoon and stop hating on other characters to justify your favored aleksander.

the very last chapter aka coronation was good because it gave us inej ghafa cameo as captain of her ship and bonding with our resident privateer and also genya, alina and zoya bonding. but it was bad because apparently the darkling chronicles is still not over and now we’re supposed to grant him death like that’s going to make everything okay? i know forgiveness and breaking the circle of hate and revenge is a huge theme in this duology but honestly, this is just too extreme. with nina it was understandable and the people she hated were born of twisted mindset and circumstances but the darkling? hahahah no. he is a literal immortal who was delusional so now that he’s paying for his crimes, you want to allow him death because you have nightmares? zoya, goddamit no! same to you genya and alina. and so this will be the plot for the third six of crows? why can’t we just stop making this about him. now he gunna steal kaz’s thunder? over my dead body.

in the end, i gave this book 4 stars in goodreads because if i ignore the darkling plot, it was a really good use of politics and fantasy merging in a storyline. i can’t fault leigh for choosing to do this since it’s still her book so i definitely don’t have a right to dictate what i expected from this. also, i have a half a mind to believe that she fell in love with ben barnes and had him in mind writing this so i really cannot blame her because i have been under that man’s charms since prince caspian came out. the spoilers i read made me more open in reading this (backwards thinking but eh that’s how i roll) so i’m not at all crushed by what transpired. it was just weird and was lackluster in its attempt to give ravka some sort of peace. frankly, i just want to read the third six of crows book to maybe find some sort of calm in all this craziness and also delve in some zoyalai fanfiction because it was a long time coming.

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[leoneslover]

𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 ❥

⊳ Now playing: my coming of age movie

TW: mentions of kidnapping (in a joking way dw)

— You sped up your pace, walking alone at three in the morning wasn’t necessarily one of your favorite activities.

You could feel a whole bunch of emotions bottling up in your chest as you made your way through the empty streets of your neighborhood. The anxiety of walking in the dark, the excitement for finally going on the night adventure that you always dreamed of, the fear of your parents finding out that you snuck out to meet up with a completely random stranger, the actual fear of said stranger being nothing like you thought he was. There was just so much going on in your head at the moment that made the whole thing ten times more intense than usual.

But before you could develop this feelings into overthinking mode, you noticed the lanky silhouette of the setter in the distance. You slowed your pace, nervously walking towards him. He was standing against a lamppost, one hand in his pocket and the other absentmindedly scrolling through his phone. As you got closer, you noticed two things. One, he dressed up a little bit for the occasion. And two, the warm light made nice highlights in his silver hair.

“Boo” you jumped into the light after silently walking up to him, making him actually jump in his place.

“Goddamit, don’t do that” he lightly laughed, clutching a hand to his chest.

“If I was a robber or something you’d be damned now” you pointed out, crossing your arms in front of your chest.

“Yeah, and if I was a kidnapper or something you’d be damned now too I think” he snorted, but quickly looked up to you with a nervous expression. “Sorry that wasn’t funny, it was kinda insensitive”.

“Yeah, and if I was a kidnapper or something you’d be damned now too I think” he snorted, but quickly looked up to you with a nervous expression. “Sorry that wasn’t funny, it was kinda insensitive”.

“Don’t worry it’s fine, it was kinda funny. Besides, I already told a friend of mine where I’m going, so if someone was to be damned, it’ll be you regardless” you brushed it off with a smile, laughing slightly as you walked a little bit more into the light so he could see you properly, “so anyways, hi”.

“Hi” he smiled, and you’d be lying if you said that your heart didn’t do a flip when he dedicated such a bright smile to you. “Have you thought were are going yet? Or are you one of those ‘let’s see where the path takes us~’ kinda person”.

You laughed, fixing your bag slightly. “Actually, I did thought of something... it’s kinda lame and simple but I couldn’t really think of some-“

“If you planned it then it’s not gonna be lame” he interrupted you with the same smile, sliding his phone into his pocket, “let’s go”.

You looked up at him for a second, slightly taken aback, but looked away quickly and started walking, him following right beside you. For once, you were actually glad for the lack of sunlight, since the dark seemed to hide your flustered expression. Turns out he was even cuter in person and close up, and if you add in his nice personality, great fashion choice (even at three in the morning), and actual funny jokes, it felt like you really hit the jackpot; even tho you barely knew him.

“You haven’t told me where are we going” he broke the silence.

“Oh, right” you tried not to sound startled, feeling your face heat up already. You cleared your throat, “well, I thought we could go to this store to buy some snacks and then go and chill out for a while at this spot I know”.

“Sounds pretty good” he nodded, approving. And you had to bite back a smile.

You walked in silence, side by side on the empty streets. And surprisingly, the silence wasn’t awkward at all. You shook your head, you barely knew him, yet there was something about him that made you feel at ease, like if you knew each other all your life. You frowned, remembering what an old relative of yours told you a while back about the time they met their soulmate. Why were you remembering that now? You shook your head again, and before you noticed, you were now standing outside the small convenience store that you already knew by heart from the amount of times you’ve been there with Tooru before.

“Here we are” you stood outside the door, hesitating to go in yet.

“Mhm” he nodded, giving a few steps forward to the store, but he stopped when he noticed you weren’t following, “you’re not coming?”.

“Oh, yeah, it’s just...” you took a deep breath, knowing that what you were about to say was stupid, “one of my friends works here and I’ve never really been here with anyone except for Toto... I mean, Tooru, and... I don’t know...”

He snorted, making you look at him. The bright light from the inside of the store gave his hair a really nice color. You blinked, weakly attempting to focus, specially since he was talking to you now.

“Well it’s not like you’re gonna introduce me to your parents or something” he walked until he was standing right in front of you, “we’re just gonna grab some snacks and go, c’mon”.

And before you noticed, he was grabbing your wrist and walking towards the store. His touch was soft, way too soft, specially since he was basically dragging you into the small building. The automatic doors slided open, and Suga pushed you both into the store before you had time to snatch your hand out of his.

Your alerted gaze immediately flew to the counter to your right, locking eyes with Makki, who looked up from his phone to see who dared to interrupt his peaceful late night shift. His gaze went from yours to your hands and then back to your eyes, his brows raising slightly and a small smirk curling up his lips. You shot him a menacing glare before snatching your wrist out of Suga’s grip, which he didn’t seem mind. And as you approached the back of the store to grab some drinks, you swore you could see him fighting back his laughter.

You grabbed a couple of drinks and a bunch of snacks, the only thing keeping the silence from being too awkward was the awful music choice in the background, courtesy of your best friend of course. You knew you were probably overreacting, I mean, its just Makki, he had seen you doing worse things than this, way worse than this. And even so, there was nothing wrong with what you were doing; you were just buying snacks with a pretty guy, that’s all. But at the same time, you knew him well. And as you walked towards the counter to pay, you realized that the reason you were so nervous wasn’t because of you and Suga, rather because you didn’t know what shitty awful joke your best friend could do or say at some point.

“Ahh, (y/n), what a pleasant surprise, visiting me at work” he smirked, not bothering to pick your stuff just yet, “are you gonna stay to keep me company?”.

“Shut up Makki” you pushed the snacks his way, wanting nothing more than for this to be over before your friend could embarrass you in any way.

“You’re such an awful friend” he faked being hurt, lazily picking up the bags to scan them, before directing his gaze towards your date, “You should ran away while you can man, she’s the worst I’m telling ya”.

“Makki!” You scolded him, eyeing Suga from the corner of your eye.

The setter, however, seemed to be enjoying the interaction way too much, snorting at Makki’s commentary and nodding.

“Thanks for the advice, I’ll keep it in mind” he carried on the joke, placing his hands in his pockets as Makki smirked approvingly.

“She’s probably making you pay right? That broke bitch” he said, ignoring you completely, “y’know what, since I pity you for having to put up with her, I’ll give you a discount and a little gift, how bout that?”.

“How nice of you man, thanks” He said, handing Makki the money as he threw your stuff in a plastic bag.

“No biggie, oh I’m Hanamaki by the way, but you can call me Makki” he introduced himself, turning around to pick something up from the shelf behind him.

“Sugawara, you can call me Suga” he said, picking up the bag and handing it to you as you stared, watching both boys in shock and slight annoyance.

“You’re from Karasuno right?” Makki asked, shuffling with some stuff from the shelf, adding without waiting for a response, “man your team is pretty good I’ll give you that, I thought we were gonna absolutely demolish you but no. Hehe, I’ve never seen Oikawa so pissed, it was so fucking funny, right (y/n)?”.

You opened your mouth to respond, finally giving you the chance to cut him off. But before anything could come out of your mouth, Makki turned back around, handing Suga a bunch of condoms of different sizes. Your eyes widened as you stared at your friend in utter shock.

“Here, I don’t know what size are you, and I don’t wanna know either, as well as I don’t want this bitch crying in a few weeks so” he brushed it off with a smirk, clearly enjoying himself.

Suga snorted, finding the situation rather amusing. Even tho you could feel yourself growing embarrassed at your friend’s actions.

“Thanks man, i appreciate it” the setter tried to hold back his laughter, grabbing the condoms and throwing them in the plastic bag that you were holding.

“Oh it’s nothing” your friend leaned back to sit on a chair behind him, “well you better get going, I don’t want to keep you from your awesome night so go, shoo”. He gestured you both to the doors.

“Fine fine, nice to meet you Makki” Suga grabbed you softly by the wrist again, guiding you to the exit of the shop.

“Nice to meet you too man, see ya” Makki waved from his seat, giggling to himself as Suga pushed you out of the shop.

It wasn’t until you were at the corner of the street that you finally realized what just happened and regained the ability to talk. You punched the setter lightly on his side, clearly annoyed.

“Why did you do that!?” You silently screamed, aware that it was late at night and you were on the streets, “You should have cut him off, or tell him to fuck off. Oh my god he’s such an idiot I’m gonna fucking kill him”.

Suga, however, finally stopped holding back his laughter. You turned to look at him, laughing his ass off at your reaction while you stared, annoyed. You could feel the corners of your mouth twitching, wanting to laugh as well, but you weren’t gonna give in that easy, it didn’t matter how contagious the setter’s laugh was, or how cute he looked gripping at his tummy to try to get a hold of himself as he absolutely lose it in the middle of the night. You were still annoyed at your friend, even tho he was nice enough to give you a discount at least.

“I- I’m sorry” Suga finally spoke, breathing heavily and still giggling to himself, “but it was too funny... your reaction”, another fit of laughter interrupted him.

“Whatever, let’s keep going in getting hungry” you brushed it off, smiling to yourself as you turned around, not waiting for him to catch up as you made your way through the night, thanking the poor lightning again for hiding your smile.

Soon enough you reached your destination. In a park not too far from your house, there was an average bridge that crossed over a small pond, but beneath it, there was a perfect dry spot right in between the bridge and the pond. Like a tiny coast that always remained dry and that both you and your friends kept relatively clean since Iwa found it a few years back.

“Nice” Suga commented as you sat down, throwing your bag next to you, “when did you find this?”.

“Iwa-chan found it a while back, when he was a kid I think” you commented, grabbing a drink from the plastic bag and opening it, “and Tooru brought me here once last year, he told he not to tell anyone and to use it wisely or sum, but I never really had anyone to bring here so I thought it was a little useless, well, until now”.

You laughed lightly, taking a sip from the drink. You didn’t miss how Suga pressed his mouth in a thin line at the mention of your best friend.

“You and Oikawa are pretty close, aren’t you?” He questioned, opening a bag of chips without looking at you.

“Well, yeah” you frowned lightly, “we’ve been friends for a while, and we’re almost neighbors so I’ve known him since, forever kinda”.

Suga nodded, offering you the bag to grab some snacks. A comfortable silence fell in between you two, and a tiny voice whispering the word soulmate came back in your mind, but once again you pushed it away, focusing on the moment. You put your drink down, grabbing the plastic bag and rummaging through it.

“Ugh, I told him to stop giving me these, they’re bad for the environment” You complained, gesturing the bag.

“Yeah, that’s why I always carry my stuff in my hands, or bring a tote bag or something” Suga commented, giving another sip to his drink.

“Man, tote bags are the fucking best” you said, but suddendly you fell silent. Your hands made contact with the bunch of condoms that your friend gave to you earlier, and a wave of embarrassment washed over you from head to toe again.

“Are you alright?” The setter noticed, a worried frown taking over his features.

“Yeah yeah, it’s nothing” you brushed it off, feeling the heat rise up in your face.

The rest of the night passed almost in a rush. Talking about everything and nothing at the same time, discussing about which was the best meme of the generation and later on debating about the afterlife. You found out that he enjoyed scaring his little brother with the horror movies he was obsessed with at the moment, even though it earned him a rant from his mom later on, he swore it was worth it. He found out that you had a weird addiction with Sanrio characters since you were a kid. You also found out that he had a very high tolerance to spicy food, specially since half of the snacks he picked up were spicy as hell.

And by the time you finished off your food and got out from beneath the bridge, you realized it was already around 6am, and the sun was rising up in the distance. Sharing a blanket that you brought with you to keep you from the cold blow of the early morning, you stood on top of the bridge, watching the sunrise in a complete comfortable silence, occasionally interrupted by a bird chirping in the background.

Your eyelids were getting heavier from the all nighter, and you couldn’t help but rest your head on his shoulder, sighing as the golden light from the early sunlight bathed the scene with its warm tone. He smiled to himself, the tingling in his stomach growing stronger as he rested his head on top of yours, the sweet scent of your hair filling up his nostrils. He blushed lightly, thanking that you couldn’t really see him before he spoke.

“C’mon, I’ll walk you home”.

And so he did. You walked side by side through the middle of the empty road, even though he insisted on walking on the sidewalk, he gave in since you said it ‘added to the experience’.

Your hands brushed against each other as you walked, but none of you dared to grab the other, the fact that you were sharing a blanket had both of you flustered enough already. And when you leaned your head into his shoulder again as you pointed at little funfacts about your neighbourhood, he had to physically restrain himself from kissing you right there and then.

“That’s Tooru’s house, and this is my house” you said sleepily, a yawn cutting you off.

“I like your house, it looks nice” he commented. You were both standing outside, none wanting to say goodbye just yet.

“I’ll offer you to stay and take a nap so you don’t have to walk back home just yet, but I don’t think my parents would like that too much” you laughed lightly and he snorted.

“Yeah, maybe one day...” he trailed off, sighing before sliding off the blanket from his shoulder, “well I better get going then, before my parents find out that I’m not home yet”.

“Yeah...” you trailed off, thinking for a second.

You slid the blanket off your shoulders as well, before placing it on his. He stared at you in mild shock, before you got on your tip toes to give him a kiss on the cheek.

“Thanks for helping me build up my coming of age movie” you laughed lightly before pulling away and almost run to your front door, turning around to wave him off before getting into your house.

He waved back, smiling to himself. It was the second time you left him standing there, just blushing.

❥ Funfact!: When he got back home, Suga was so tired that he fell asleep wrapped up in (y/n)’s blanket without realizing.

Sugawara Kōshi x reader(fem!)

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[365days365movies]

March 12, 2021: Jason and the Argonauts (1963) (Part One)

I am so goddamn excited for this one.

Back to Greek mythology, my first mythological love! And not just Greek mythology, because this...THIS...this is the first true Avengers story. Oh, yeah, like The Avengers.

After all, mythology produced the first equivalent of our modern superheroes, with demigods and legends that wield fantastic abilities and powerful items to fight the forces of evil. I mean, it’s the most superhero thing I can think of, and it’s literally a story as old as time. Fact of the matter is, I love superheroes, and I love mythology. Which is why I’m excited to finally see an adaptation of one of the biggest superhero team-up stories ever: Jason and the Argonauts!

See, it all starts with Hera, queen of the Olympians and petty as FUCK.

See, the newly (and wrongfully) ascended king of Iolcus, Pelias, honored the gods after stealing the throne from his brother. Well, all of the gods except Hera. So, Hera, rightfully pissed off, decides to fuck Pelias over by recruiting his nephew, Jason. Jason’s a naturally hot blonde kid who was raised by the centaur Chiron, also making him wise...theoretically.

Hera tests this kid, and he passes, so she gives him her favor, and tells him to fuck up his uncle. Jason arrives in Iolcus, and demands the throne from Pelias. His uncle agrees, IF he can bring back the Golden Fleece, a legendary treasure that is guarded by a vicious monster and a zealous king. Pelias didn’t think Jason had any chance, but Jason had the gods on his side. They sent their best subjects to his aid, and Jason procured an awesome ship, the Argo. So, who’s coming to help? Oh, you ready for this? ARGONAUTS ASSEMBLE

Now there are anywhere between 46-85 heroes that are assembled in the Argonauts, with different members in different iterations of the myth. But the big members are:

Heracles, son of Zeus, with the strength of a thousand men

Orpheus, son of the muse Calliope, and master musician

Calais and Zetes, sons of the North Wind, with the ability to fly upon it

Atalanta, the swift-footed huntress, and only female member

Castor and Pollux, twin half-brothers (yeah, really) and horse-riders

Theseus, son of Poseidon, and slayer of the Minotaur

Tip of the iceberg there, but you get the point: we’ve got a superhero team on our hands! And these heroes would perform MANY great deeds on their journey to the Fleece. They fought the Harpies to defend an oracle, they passed the dangerous Clashing Rocks, they battled the Stymphalian Birds, with feathers of metal. Sirens, fire-breathing bulls, and a giant bronze man named Talos.

Different one. Eventually, they procured the Golden Fleece on the island of Colchis, where they fought a dragon with a help of the young sorceress (and niece of Circe), Medea. She fell in love with Jason, and the two fled the island, married, and had twins. Only for Medea to reveal herself as a stone-cold sociopath, and only for Jason to ditch her for another woman. That goes...VERY badly for Jason. Breaking off his marriage pisses off Hera, THE GODDESS OF MARRIAGE, and he dies sad and alone after Medea does...Medea does a lot, I’ll just leave it at that. Jason, completely fucked at that point, takes a nap at the foot of the now rotting Argo, which collapses on top of him and kills him.

For the record, I truncated that story A LOT. There’s a lot to it, but I have a movie to watch, goddamit! And I’m really excited because this is my first Harryhausen movie! You know, Ray Harryhausen, one of the early greats of practical special effects in film? A specialist in stop-motion from its earliest days, he revolutionizes the art throughout films in the 1950s and 1960s, with this one being one of the most successful. You’ve definitely seen his influence, from stuff that he’s done directly...

...to those inspired by him and his methodology...

...to the arts that were descended indirectly from his groundbreaking effects.

Oh yeah, I’m fucking GOING THERE. Fun fact: Ray Winston Studios, a stop-motion group active during the ‘80s and ‘90s, and a descendant of Harryhausen’s works, were originally going to do the animation for the dinosaurs in this movie, in Claymation. However, the recent advent of advanced animatronics, alongside ILM’s founding, caused them to take some of those principles, and apply them to CGI and animatronics. So, yeah, I’m claiming an indirect connection here!

Anyway, enough being a nerd, LET’S WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Recap (1/2)

As the bombastic and epic score plays, the credits role of a Greek-style fresco, detailing the various adventures of the Argonauts. And before the movie starts, I come to a realization: there is a high chance that I’m going to hate this movie’s inaccuracies to Greek mythology. It’s not impossible. I’m real persnickety about my mythology adaptations, just warning you all now. I’ll probably get into it in this Recap, too. Full goddamn warning.

We begin with a seer, reading the future for the treacherous Pelias (Douglas Witmer). He sees first a Golden Fleece at the end of the world, but Pelias ignores this, and asks of his upcoming conquest of the kingdom of...Thessaly. Not, uh...not Iolcus. Mmmkay.

The seer fortells that Pelias will seize the throne, by force, from his brother and the king of Thessaly...Aristo...not Aeson. OK then. The seer says that he will be successful, but will eventually fall to one of Aristo’s kids, who will take his throne. He has two daughters, Philomena and Briseis, and one son, Jason. Looks like they’re gonna die, too.

The invasion begins! Amongst the chaos, Briseis (Davina Taylor) takes her baby sister, Philomena, into the temple of Hera, and pleads to her for her protection. However, they’re found by Pelias, who asks who she is. He’s interrupted by a priestess of Hera, who claims that the Queen Goddess has answered the girl’s prayer for protection.

Pelias responds in kind.

Well...I’m sure that’s gonna piss off Hera. He claims it to be the will of Zeus, but she states that it is his will, not Zeus’. The gods have abandoned him, and he will one day fall to a one-sandaled man, Jason. And as the woman reveals this...she disappears. Nice. FUCKIN’ NICE.

This “priestess” is Hera (Honor Blackman), of course. She goes to her husband, Zeus (Niall MacGinnis), and asks if he ordered Pelias to destroy and profane her temple. He says no, as that was Pelias’ attempt to stave off his inevitable fall by Jason. However, Jason has escaped Pelias’ wrath, as has his sister Philomena. Hera decided, however, that she wants to take down Pelias, and Jason is the best was for that to happen. Hence, she wishes to sponsor Jason.

However, Zeus, being the classic misogynist, says that he will allow it, but she may only help Jason 5 times, once for each time that the fallen Briseis prayed to her. She agrees, and waits 20 years to start fuckin’ with Pelias. Pelias, meanwhile, is growing more paranoid over the one-sandaled man prophecy that Hera gave him.

One day, on the bank of a river, Hera appears to make Pelias fall off of his horse into the river. He’s saved from drowning by a young man, who loses his sandal in the process. This is, of course, Jason (Todd Armstrong), who was already on his way to see Pelias for some reason.

For the record, this is an adaptation of the original story, in which Hera disguises herself as an old beggar-woman, and Jason proves himself to her by helping her across the river, after which she gives him her favor. To be honest, I like this a bit more, or at least as much.

Pelias brings Jason back to a camp for a celebration, with him as an honored guest. Jason reveals exactly who he is, and that he was raised outside of the city by one of his father’s loyal soldiers. He has come to reclaim his right place as king of Thessaly, and to restore it to it’s rightful glory. However, Pelias hasn’t revealed himself as king, and asks Jason how he plans to accomplish these feats. Jason replies with his ultimate plan: obtain the Golden Fleece.

Here’s the deal about the Golden Fleece. One of the most legendary items in Greek mythology, the fleece is essentially a symbol of royalty, and is the coat of a ram with wings found on the island of Colchis. Now, the meaning of the fleece has long been debated, with the main consensus stating that it’s a symbol of royalty. However, some claim that it’s a symbol of prosperous farming (golden grains of wheat), the forgiveness of the gods for some unknown deed, Zeus in the form of a ram, or simply the promise of the unknown at the edge of the world.

What it DEFINITELY ISN’T is a magical healing garment, as Jason claims it to be. But OK, whatever, we need a good reason to get the Fleece, sure. Pelias, not revealing himself, says that Jason should try to get the Fleece, with a boat and a crew, and bring it back to Thessaly, returning and killing Pelias in order to take the throne. Of course, Pelias thinks that this is impossible, which he says to his son Acastus (Gary Raymond). He also knows that if he kills Jason, he it will mean his own destruction, as Hera told him.

Jason goes to ponder this journey, only to encounter the seer. The seer asks if he has come to pray to the gods, to which Jason states that he doesn’t believe in them, nor does he have cause to. The seer offers to give him that cause, and reveals himself as Hermes (Michael Gwynn), the swift-footed messenger god, god of medicine, and trickster god of the Olympians.

Hermes isn’t usually directly involved in the myths of Jason, but that’s OK. He also does something particularly unusual, and brings Jason TO Olympus to meet the Gods themselves. Which, uh...yeah, hot damn. Zeus and the rest arranged for Hermes to bring Jason to them. They ask how they can help him on his quest. Zeus offers him a ship and crew, but Jason refuses, much to the gall of EVERYBODY.

Hera helps him by telling him where to find the Golden Fleece: the island of Colchis, at the other end of the world. To get there, though, Jason’ll DEFINITELY need a ship. He decides to go to the shipbuilders of Greece, and tell them that great treasure lies on Colchis, and they may receive some for their aid. As for the crew, he’s got a similar tactic. Offer the reward to the athletes and heroes of Greece, who will compete in games to determine their eligibility.

Not from the original myths...but it actually makes a lot of sense. Goddamn, is this going to be a good adaptation? I’m excited! The games are held, and many athletes win their place on the journey. They include: Castor and Pollux (Ferdinando Poggi and John Crawford), Acastus, and of course, Heracles (Nigel Green). And yeah, he’s called Hercules here, but I don’t care.

When Hercules arrives, this grabs the attention of the young Hylas (John Caimey), who arrived to late to compete in the games. He challenges Heracles to something, believing that beating Heracles in something will guarantee him a place on the ship. 

While everyone mocks this, Heracles agrees to go up against him in a discus-throwing contest. They must hit or pass a rock in the ocean by throwing their discus. Heracles hits it easily, of course. And the frail Hylas...

...Nice. Did not see that coming, and that’s actually very smart. Also takes a lot of skill, because I could NOT do that. Hylas wins his place in the ship, to the delight of both the crowd and the Olympians. And yes, Hylas actually is a companion of Heracles in the original stories, so that’s neat!

Now for the boat, being built by master builder Argus (Laurence Naismith), who is coming on the ship with them. He notes that something appears to have guided his hand during the ship’s construction. In the original myth, that would be Athena. However, here, it’s probably Hera, as the figurehead is specifically carved in her image. And is also...alive?

Well...to be fair, in many myths, the ship contains wood built from a magical tree that could speak, and see the future. So, OK, magic ship, fair enough. Well, hopefully, that ship’s guidance will happen soon, as the voyage immediately proves difficult. No water, no rest, and frustrated men.

Jason asks the figurehead for help (which would be help #3) and Hera speaks through it to tell Jason to head to the Isle of Bronze, where Hephaestus once had his forge. However, the island is lorded over by a powerful something called Talos. I know what Talos is, but the movie hasn’t revealed him yet.

The Argo makes its way to the island, and the men head ashore to get food and water. They see goats there, which will provide them both food and drink, and Heracles and Hylas chase after them for just that aim. And that’s when they blunder into a giant bronze statuary, lorded over by the statue of Talos.

The two enter a chamber in the statue’s base, which is filled to the brim with gold and treasure. However, Jason warned the men of the Argo not to take anything from the island but food and water. Hylas remembers this, but Heracles doesn’t care, and takes a golden staff from the chamber. And Talos...Talos doesn’t appreciate that.

Oh, that’s a great place to take a break! See you in Part Two!

#Jason and the Argonauts #don chaffey #ray harryhausen #todd armstrong #nancy kovack #honor blackman #gary raymond #laurence naismith #greek mythology #argonauts #argonautica #apollonius rhodius #user365 #365 movie challenge #365 movies 365 days #365 Days 365 Movies #365 movies a year #movie recap

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Creator Tag Game

RULES: 

It’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 favourite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works <3

Thank you @badsext and @sean-falco for tagging me!!

1. All You’ve Got is Gold pt 1

This was my very first fanfic for one of Rob’s characters.  It got me “back in the game” so to speak.  I put myself out there with a character almost no one had heard of *laughs*  I’m pleased that it put so many of you on to this show!  I mean naturally I made Cormac age appropriate (which is Rob’s age so.. lol) but I aged him up for the year it takes place.  I’m also quite proud of the characterization and dialogue I put into it.  It’s also my first OC in 8 years and a bit steamy.

2. She Wants Revenge

This one is my first hard “R” smut fanfic.  I went with Luke because he’s the first of Rob’s characters with minimal backstory, and yet he really carries the chaotic plot.  Even though he commits a grievous crime a the end of the movie, it’s still kind of open-ended.  Also Luke is the most “goth/punk” that fits in with a faux vampire theme.  Plus, it’s my first venture into Reader insert fic.

3. Brick and Morter, Sacred Skin

This was my first request!!  I was so excited to write this for @joz-stankovich because I know how much they love Sean :)  It was one of the easiest, must deliciously romantic smuts I have written thus far.  I got pleasure from writing it as a sort of a gift for someone I respect and admire and mutual love very much.  Joz was one of the lovelies who got me back into the game, so I repaid them happily!

4. The Dog Days Are Over tied with Last Christmas Chapter 1 God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Oh you silly, arrogant, Irish conjurer.  You scream the loudest when your muse invades my brain. I gave into once and then once more.  You wear a woman down like you’re Ben and I’m Klaus.  Make that possession good.  We’ve been on quite the journey twice now.  And our second adventure is nearly done.  Sometimes it’s hard to be “on” as Nathan.  That witty dialogue Robbie just manifests by opening his mouth.  I hope I’ve done you justice, Nathan.  You’ve been a sexy thorn in my side for 12 years.  Also @robertsheehanownsmyass has encouraged me in the most amazing ways for the latter.  I feel like we are plotting a war strategy, and I delight when the battle plays out in our favor.

5. Do You Wanna Touch Me There? 

Surprised the FUCK out of myself with this.  I did smut.  Ive done fluffy smut.  I did borderline harder smut.  I did rough sex smut.  But this.  Challenged me and excited me and really pushed me to the limits I thought I could write about.  And I delighted in it so much that I now wrote another and plan for two more afte that.  Goddamit Klaus, you are nearly as loud as Nathan but for all different reasons.  Thank you @firstpersonnarrator for the prompt!!

Most of my lovelies have been tagged and have done this.  I will say @robertsheehanownsmyass  and @bisexualnathanyoung need to get on this train.  :)  

#robert sheehan #robert sheehan character fic #luke #cormac mcnamara #miss kitty answers #sean falco #klaus hargreeves #nathan young

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Sing-a-long to the Hexes Song

Day 8: Free Day

 Sing-a-long to the Hexes Song

It wasn’t really uncommon for adventurers to get cursed in one way or another. You could instantaneously be Sleeping Beauty in a matter of days. You could be the beast in Beauty and the Beast if you perform the same thing he did when he was quite young. And while plenty of hexes and curses are somewhat… tolerable, but of course, there’s the type of hexes and curses that would make you feel like the world’s ultimate jester alive.

And who’s fault is that right now… Yang Fucking Xiao Long. Weiss, in all her days living and performing spells and magic, she was never this embarrassed and mad at the same time, at the same person for nearly over a decade.

Weiss was cursed.

And she doesn’t like every single moment she spends her day, mulling over her predicament, while planning a mouthful of hexes and curses for Yang, and trying to keep her mouth shut. Apparently the curse was making her say all the things she wasn’t supposed to say at all. It was like, downing a years worth of truth potion. And she doesn’t like every single word she says. And what’s more aggravating, there was no known cure for it except a some sort of riddle that written it’s way on Weiss’ vision after she got flung by the hex’s power in the catacombs.

Verity is your greatest enemy Melody shall be your guide When hearts collide It will bid their good bye

Lovely.

  “I’m so sorry, Weiss. I didn’t know that thing was hexed.” Apologized Yang, for like the umpteenth time already. Weiss gave her a look. “If you actually keep your hands off where it should really belong, then we will not be in this god fucking forsaken predicament at all!” She hissed. Apparently it also makes her curse like a sailor. Or is it just her pent up emotion talking?

“Can’t you like, uncurse yourself or something?” Yang asked.

“Are you an idiot? You’re lucky you’re beautiful—shut up. As I was saying, haven’t you read that riddle. It can only be undone by, whatever that is.” Said Weiss, biting her tongue at the slip. Yang gave her a cheeky grin.

“You think I’m beautiful?” She teased. Weiss rolled her eyes, but decided that she could take her own medicine. “You, Yang, are one of the most beautiful lady I laid my eyes on. Your bright blond hair glows just like the sun. Your warm lilac eyes, beats any shades of purple. Your voluptuous bod—”

“Ack—fine, I’m sorry. Sheesh. Stop.” Yang squirmed at the compliments, blushing. “An honest Weiss is not a good Weiss at all.” Weiss huffed. “I’m glad we’ve got something to agree on.” Then Weiss did a double take at her words, suddenly blinking at her realization.

Blake then entered the scene, panting and sweaty. She looked at the two and puffed an air before speaking. Which was immediately cut off by Weiss.

“You know even if your sweaty or wearing anything ragged you’re still beautiful as ever. Now it makes sense why people call you the ‘Mystic Beauty’. Please forget about that. Anyway, are you okay?” Weiss asked, trying to sound casual. Blake gaped at the woman, red tinge was visibly present in her cheeks. Yang whistled. “She got you too. Tell me it’s uncomfortable.”

Blake didn’t hesitate. “I’m flattered, but Yang is right.” She said, and was taken aback. “I don’t know what’s weird, me actually agreeing with you or Weiss complimenting me?”

“Hey!” Protested Yang. Weiss giggled at the shadow weaver's remark. “I know right.”

“As I was saying, before I was nicely interrupted. We’ve got some bad news.” She started.

Weiss spoke, jokingly. “And my thing is not already a bad news.” Blake shook her head smiling before turning serious. “Miss Glynda does not have any cure for your hex.”

Weiss opened and closed her mouth, raising her index finger. “Yeah. That is.. bad news indeed.”

Yang gave her a side way hug. “Cheer up, princess. Lest you can be as suave as you can be.” Weiss let out a sigh. “Only you, would love having this hex.”

Yang laughed. “Well, the hex would have probably been mine if you didn’t become a superhero at the last minute.” Weiss groaned at her.

“Because I didn’t know, that the hex is much, much worse than a potent truth potion in all of Remnant. Be glad I became your knight in shining armor, miss damsel in distress.” Weiss didn’t bother to hide the slight sarcasm at the last sentence, yet it still hold some truth on it. And Yang, again, was blushing. Weiss took notice.

“Yang, are you blushing?” Blake addressed the goliath in the room. Yang’s eyes widen and looked away. Weiss smirked mischievously.

“Who would have thought that the brute was actually a real lady behind those magnificent physique of muscles.” Weiss’ smirk stayed on place as Yang became more flushed. Blake looked at the two in amusement.

“You’re having a bit much of fun in this, Weiss.” Blake stated and Weiss puffed her chest. “But of course!”

“Whatever. Let’s get her fixed up. I don’t think I can handle any more of her compliments.” Grumbled Yang. Weiss shrugged and Blake stifle a laugh on her palm.

The three went to their shared house to rest up their already tired muscles. The three was sharing a room of four, but the fourth roommate was nowhere to be found.

“Where's Ruby?” Pondered Blake. Yang shrugged before speaking. "In the Guild. Probably going to hunt something."

"Without us?" Weiss asked. Yang nodded at her. "But why?"

"That.” She answered while pointing a finger at the latter. “I don't know of." Said Yang. Then their door burst open, revealing a panting red clad adventurer. "GUYS GUESS WHAT?!"

"That you finally asked Penny out." Spat Weiss, then she close her mouth as a hand flew on her mouth as her eyes widen. "I.. forget about that. What?"

Ruby dismissed the statement, or she just didn't heard it at all because she was busy giggling and fisting the air. She looked at Weiss and grinned. "I found the maker of the hex! He's here! Downstairs!!"

The three blinked at her and followed their fearless leader downstairs. They saw a man sipping coffee in the coffee table.

"Why isn't it Miss Schnee?" Said the man. Weiss brows met in confusion. "Professor Oobleck?"

The man chuckled and nodded. "Why yes, it is I, Doctor Oobleck." Oobleck gazed at the witch and nodded. "I see you have been hexed by my own magic."

Weiss sputtered, wondering if she should be mad by how nonchalant the doctor sounds like, or just ask the question she had wanted to hear the answer to. She chose the latter. "Do you have any potions or cures for my predicament?" Before Oobleck could answer, Yang butt in. "And why would you have a hexed mirror?"

Oobleck laughed and sipped his coffee. "Good question, Miss Xiao Long. As you may know, I am a doctor and as a doctor, it is my sole purpose to create antidotes, potions and cures for possible sickness and/or hexes and curses around. That hex was made of a failed attempt of a cure. I abandoned it, and maybe the vial that contains the hexed liquid was poured onto that mirror during the quake." Explained Oobleck. Yang was perplexed by the answer. How could someone just act so nonchalantly about all of this?

"As for your question, Miss Schnee. Unfortunately, I do not have a cure for the hex. You see, it is quite a unique type of hex, heavily influenced by the mirror." He stated. Weiss felt her left eye twitch. "The mirror is possessed by a spirit who wasn't able to confess to her true love. So, I'm guessing, and this is a theory. The hex would be under the influence of her grieve of being unable to confess, and so, the hex would be... confess and the curse will be broken. She's giving the person a chance to confess. My, what a good soul."

He fixed his glasses and smiled at Weiss who is now much more paler than her usual pale skin. Her only thought was;

There's no way in Remnant that I will confess to.. to... HER!!

Weiss inwardly panicked, although she was already sweating bullets under her robe and she felt how they turned like droplets of ice on her skin, no doubt was caused by her magic connected to her emotion of being stressed.

"Well! I shall seek my way home. I have to run tests on my potion. Would you like some?" Oobleck asked. The four shook their heads and the man shrugged before making his way out of the house. The three individuals looked at Weiss.

"I rather shut my mouth. Endure this curse, than confess." Stated Weiss, firmly crossing her arms in her chest.

"But it might take a while for a cure to be brewed." Said Ruby in concern. Weiss harrumphed at her and looked away. "I thank you for your concern, my l—goddamit." She cursed herself for almost slipping. "But I'll be fine. I don't know if Yang will be though."

Yang sputtered, blushing. "No! I don't wanna hear any more compliments!" She yelped. Ruby grew confused at her sister's action.

"Compliments?" Asked Ruby.

"The curse makes her say things she doesn't normally say, but it hold truth." Answered Blake. Ruby nodded in understanding.

Weiss cleared her throat and looked at the brunette. “I will see to it that.. this… wretched curse won’t be a bother to our future hunts.”

 Except it did.

 One time, three days after meeting the doctor, they went for a hunt. A hunt is a job adventurers do to make some money. But, rather calling it a mission or a job, it was chosen to be called a hunt for some unknown reasons. Now onto that hunt, they were tasked to fight some Fire-Breathing Runner Lizards. And this lizards are tall. Like, ten foot tall. Needless to say, it proved quite hard to defeat the fire breathing specimen.

 There were a lot of running, and so, of course, a lot of sweating. Now Weiss was a hundred percent sure that she won’t have a gay panic anytime soon. But seeing three of her attractive teammates sweating and attractively wiping a sheen of sweat, made her think twice. But when her eyes landed on the hard rock abs her leader is sporting, well… there was a flurry of red reaching to her ears and a very well-detailed describing of said voluptuous, well-made, mouth watering abs. Needless to say, Weiss was only millimeter away into digging a hole and burying herself in pure embarrassment.

 And now this time, a week after the first, is when they are tasked by Doctor Oobleck to find him some Rainbow Frogs inside dark, creepy caverns. Doctor Oobleck even insist to them to take his pouch and put some clothes in it, because according to him, “There is a possible hundred percent chance that you might need some extra clothes.” And oh yes, they do indeed need spare clothes.

 As if everything was a com-fantasy anime, ironically, the caves were home to one vicious nightmare(Weiss words after reading about them). The one and only Strip Slime. Yes, you read that right folks, I also can't believe it(did I watched or read too many of these anime cliché?).

 Yang was the first victim.

 As they were walking, Yang was complaining(second to Weiss) about feeling slimy and slippery. There was no light or fire magic on, they simply forgot that they have a mage and a fire user in their group. Then Yang soon complain of being cold.

 “Maybe that’s why we need clothes. It’s so chilly in here.” Said Yang.

 “Don’t be absurd, Yang. It's not that cold.” Weiss rebut. Yang smirked at her, although Weiss wasn’t able to see it. “Or is it because, the cold doesn’t bother you anyway?”(Yes, I sang that in my head..)

 Weiss rolled her eyes. They heard Yang sneeze and the three stood in alert and wonder. Yang’s teeth chattered as they go. Then Weiss had enough.

 With a flick of her wrist, let there be light, and there was light. A small ball of light, three of them, soon came floating. It lit the path they had been trekking on and Weiss inwardly face palmed for not thinking of using her magic sooner. Weiss felt that Yang was about to say something about her magic when she held out a palm to stop her and look at her—oh. Yang is naked. Yang is naked??!

 Weiss let out a high pitched shriek, flailing her arms around like a flappy bird before putting her hands in her eyes, but her fingers were a bit parted.

 “Sweet mother of Oum!! What a fine specimen—oh fuck!! Yang, you’re naked!” Weiss stammered. The remaining two looked at Yang wide eyed in surprise. Yang looked down.

 “Oh, I’m naked… I’m naked…” The cogs on her brain seemed to slowly move. Then her eyes widen and gaped down at her. “OH OUM I’M NAKED!!”

 Weiss flicked her wrist letting the glowing orbs float on different direction and saw eerily familiar blob of gooey slime. Weiss inwardly shiver and gulp.

 “Don’t make a sudden move.” Weiss said in a hushed tone. The three stiffen at her words. Weiss silently grabbed the pouch that the doctor had given them and flicked her wrist. Yang’s spare clothes came flying and magically fitting itself to the blonde’s body with a flick of Weiss’ wrist. Weiss continued her warning. “They're sensitive to movement.”(kudos to people who gets the reference)

 “Why are we whispering?” Questioned Ruby, as silent as she could.

 “I thought their sensitive to movements?” Seconded Yang, her eyes darting around the bouncy blobs of slimes.

 “I don’t know too.” Weiss answered truthfully. Blake glanced at her. “Do you know how to avoid them?” Weiss took a deep breathe and exhaled.

 “When I say run, run.” Exhaled Weiss. The three just looked at the mage wide eyed, realization creeping in, that even their resident smart mage knows nothing to avoid or possibly petrify the slimes.

 Weiss eyes then flickered to the rest of the cavern and gulp as her wrist twitch in anticipation. She breathes in and let's out, “Run!!”

 The four ran like they are in a marathon. Like a stampede of buffalos running through canyons with the slimes bouncing from wall to wall, catching up to them. The whole cavern was filled with panic screams and squeals as they scampered around the dirt. Weiss was cursing.

 “Fuck!! Of all the creatures to be gifted existence in this fucking whole wide world of Remnant. Motherfucking strip slimes had to be the fucking one!!” Hissed Weiss. Her wrist twisting, index and middle finger drawn as light emerges on her fingertips, scrawling out runes. “Even if people like Yang who has a nice body, as well as Blake and Ruby, will be stripped off by these miracle makers. I wouldn’t mind gawking.”

 Yang screamed back, her face red from embarrassment. “NOW’S NOT THE TIME, WEISS!!”

 Weiss screamed in return. “TELL THAT TO THIS STUPID CURSE!!!” Suddenly, glyphs appeared over Weiss that proceeds to shoot ice shards towards the slimes.

 Weiss closed her eyes and screamed to high heavens. “CAN THIS GET ANY MORE WORSE!!??”

  To answer the question, yes. Yes, it could get any more worse than getting chased by a cloth-eating slime disaster. They were stuck in the cave. Luckily for them, at the end of the cavern were piles of unused metal scraps are lying around that were made to become a wall slash shield from the crazy slimes.

 “Weiss, are you really sure there is no way we could get rid of those… whatever those things..” Asked Yang, looking warily at the magic-made wall.

 “For the umpteenth time, Yang, there is no possible way of ridding those pesky little stripping miscreants.” Hissed Weiss, running her temple angrily. “And well, what are the odds that they would eat Yang’s clothes like it’s a snack… well she is a snack—I give up..”

 Yang sighed and looked away. Ruby just stared at Yang, then to Weiss. “Are you attracted to… Yang?” Weiss visibly hear something from behind her words. A certain tone that says jealousy. But that can’t be right, right?

 Weiss closed her eyes and deeply let out a defeated breath. She looked at the brunette and weakly smiled. “You want the honest truth?” Ruby nodded. “I find all of you painstakingly attractive. By far you all, are the most gorgeously attractive women I’ve ever met, aside from the other girls I know.”

 The three blushed at the admission. But Weiss was so tired she couldn’t stop. “I’ll have to admit, there are actually many of times that I had found myself gay panicking every time one of you walk by with only a shirt and an underwear inside our little quaint home.”

 “And you know what… I may or may not have a genuine interest on one of you..” Now Weiss was proud that she didn’t actually blurt out who she really like, but nevertheless it was the truth. “Admittedly so, I had a crush on the three of you. Had.”

 The three were rendered speechless. Their mouth agape, well Yang is. They couldn’t believe what had gone out from their friends mouth. Yang was the first to talk.

 “So.. does that mean… the person you like is one of us?” Asked Yang. Oh Weiss actually didn’t thought of that part. Oh no.

 Weiss grimaced and huffed. “Maybe.”

 After a beat of silence of silence, they heard a certain familiar splash of liquid body from behind. Weiss was the first to notice the blob of gooey green slime. Weiss muttered a chant and a red glyph appeared from behind the three and shoot a large fireball to the little ‘innocent’ blob.

 It disintegrated.

 Oh.

 Weiss looked at the melted body of the slime and observed it. There’s a possibility that it may put itself back together to regenerate. She stared. Nothing. Thank Oum. Weiss grinned and grabbed her little notepad and wrote the little interesting discovery of a certain weakness of the stripping monstrosity.

 “Now that we know what their weakness is, I guess we can go out from this hell hole.” Weiss stated in triumph, as if she just didn’t admitted a rather embarrassing confession to her friends.

 “But we haven’t found what we were looking for.” Queried Blake.

 Ruby raise a tentative hand. “I may or may not have already gotten some on our way running in here. They were just sticking around on the walls when I saw them.” She showed a transparent cage, the specimen, Rainbow Frogs were in sight.

 Yang grinned triumphantly and smacked the back of the brunette making her cough as the former gave her a thumbs up, where she replied with a weak smile.

 “Now let’s go!”

   “Excellent job, ladies! Now I have enough to brew a cure for your recent predicament, Miss Schnee!” Announced the doctor.

 Weiss did a double take and grinned. “That is excellent news, Doctor!” Now she can be free from this wretched curse.

 “But I’m afraid that it would take longer than usual to brew it.” The doctor said dejectedly. Weiss blinked and looked at him. He noticed the gaze. “You see, Miss Schnee. I have recently found the formula for the cure, they were just around the shelves of my home. And I noticed that the ingredients are more or less hybrids of plants that I had made which is another matter of a problem.”

 He held up a finger and exhaled. “They could take months to prepare.” Ended Oobleck.

 Weiss stood gaping at the doctor. She felt faint. Does this mean… I’m going to be like this… FOREVER?!!

 Weiss is clearly traumatized.

 The group had to grab the silver haired woman who stood frozen stiff in front of the doctor not moving at all. That got them worried so they carried the statue of a woman back to their home. They laid her down on her bed and left her staring in the ceiling.

 The three went down, worried for their friend’s mental health. Although, Weiss was the least to be affected by any types of trouble that would definitely made one insane, this one may took a huge toll on Weiss’ self. And it probably did.

   “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHHGHHHGHGG!!!!”

 They heard her shout. No doubt it would be heard from outside their very own home. Panicked, the three jumped from where they are. Ruby fell from the sofa, groaning and holding her side. Blake jumped, very high, and found herself perched on the ceiling, claws outstretched. Meanwhile, Yang tripped spilling water everywhere, and she slipped when she stepped on it, her behind hitting the floor. They heard a clambering of feet upstairs and saw Weiss running down, red faced.

 “What happened to you guys?” Weiss asked, as she noticed the three. Ruby held out a hand and signed okay, Blake fell down in a hiss and Yang groaned, letting herself fall on the floor.

 Blake was the first one to recover. “And you? Are you okay? You screamed.” She stated. Weiss ran a hand to her face and huffed heavily.

 “I’m tired. And I think the whole world is plotting against me, giving me this…” Her arms flail around, gesturing. “… thing, telling me to confess already!”

 Yang stood up, rubbing her behind. “Maybe that's not a bad idea. I mean, you’ve been single for like, what? Almost six years, Weissy. And your last relationship was with…”

 “Coco, I know.” Weiss sighed and shake her head. “But… I don’t know.. I feel like she won’t reciprocate my feelings.”

 Yang scoffed. “C’mon Weiss. As if anyone can resist you.” Weiss looked at her. “Honestly speaking. Although, I don’t like you in that way, cuz I like someone else you know and they're pretty—shutting up now. Anyways, whoever the lucky girl is, I’m sure they’ll like you back and if not, well it’s their loss.”

 Weiss smiled at her. “Thanks, Yang.” Yang grinned and have her a thumbs up. “Just a question though, it’s not me right?” Weiss chuckled and shook her head.

 “No. You're more of a colossal dolt than she is.” Hinted Weiss. Blake caught on this. “You said that you have taken an interest in one of us.. can I take a guess?” Blake asked.

 Weiss sighed in defeat and let out a weak grin. “Knowing you, there will be no second guess.” Blake smirked at this.

 “Let's see, it wouldn’t be Yang because I don't think you would want a pun master spouting jokes all around the place… all day.” Yang gaped and protested at the notion. “It could possibly me, but you know my preference and you still continue to tease and push me to her, so that's a no… and so that left is..” Blake deliberately trailed off, her gaze fixing to Ruby.

 “Ruby.”

 She dropped the bomb.

 Ruby flailed her arms around and vehemently shake her head. “That couldn't be! W-Weiss? Like likes me?!! No way!!” Ruby put her arms in front of her and from a cross.

 “What makes you say that?” Questioned Blake. Ruby stopped flailing and laughed nervously. “I mean, that can’t be right… Weiss is.. she deserves more, a-and… I don’t think I fit the bill.”

 “Weiss is the heiress, the master of magic, a goddess and many more… while I’m just—me, and nothing more. I’m a dolt.. I could be annoying, and my past relationships do say so… I can’t be worthy of her…” Ruby whimpers as she had taken an interest on her shoes, wriggling her toes.

   “What's that suppose to mean?”

 Ruby looked up to see Weiss glaring at her, cheeks dusted with red, a frown of displeasure etched on her lips. Weiss step forward to Ruby, and Ruby almost melt at the sheer intensity of her glare.

 “You? Not worthy of me? Ruby, I beg to differ.” Weiss took a deep breathe and exhaled. “You are the most wonderful person I’ve ever met. You had become the light that shed away the darkness crawling deep within me. You helped me when I fell over and when I thought that I could do everything and anything on my own. You held me when I need a shoulder to lean on. You even saved me from my bastard of a father, which you didn’t have to do, and yet you still did because you care.”

 “Your stubbornness became your charm. Your cheery personality became my light. Your determination became my strength. Everything you are and everything you do is something I always admire and now… I’ve come to love it.”

 In the middle of Weiss’ speech. Yang and Blake had already snuck out to give them privacy, while Ruby just stared at her, wide eyed and jaw ajar. She listened to her. Absorbing the weight of her confession. Does that mean, she really like her? HER? Ruby Rose? The person she really abhor disliking to—well, used to. She, Ruby ‘effin Rose?

 The circuits on her brain fried.

 “And your beautiful mouth that I really want to kiss, had the audacity to tell me that you don’t deserve me? Me?! Heck, I don’t even deserve you! What did I do on my past life to have you in my life? How did I became so lucky to have you literally stumbling into my life?”

 Ruby zoned out by the time she heard the word kiss coming from her crush’s mouth.

 “How did you became the most annoying pain in my ass to the most endearing, lovable, extraordinary, gorgeous woman that I want to live with for the rest of my life? I don’t know, it just did. You are just that.. deeply engraved, into my life.”

 Weiss was crying now. Ruby woke up from her reverie and cautiously approached the mage. When Weiss didn't show any protest, she raised her hand to brush the tears away from her cheek, resting it there as the alabaster woman leaned on the hand with her own darting to rest on the back of Ruby’s hand. She sighed.

 “You changed me, for the better, and I wouldn’t be who I am today without you. You became the light to my darkest days, you shine so bright I almost think you're not real. That you are just a pigment of my imagination, a dream—and if this is a dream…” Weiss sobbed. “… then I don’t wanna wake up..”

 Weiss’ hand gripped at the hand in her cheek and closes her eyes, exhaling a shaky breathe. She opened her eyes and stared at the silvery pools staring back at her.

 “I love you, Ruby Rose. From the bottom of my hypothalamus. And more.”

 Ruby couldn’t believe what she had heard. Or if she's even hearing it right. She had always thought that Weiss wouldn’t like her the same way she had always like her—love her. She would just, daydream about the day she and Weiss would be together. It didn’t occur to her that it would actually happen. But now, Weiss has confessed to her. Admittedly it was because of the curse, but she still confessed. And she still couldn't believe it.

 “Y-you lo-love me?” She stuttered. Her tongue darting to wet her lips. “Are you r-really serious?”

 Weiss smiled lovingly to her. And she swore her heart swoon. “I do. I always have. Ever since you stayed as my friend in the academy.”

 Ruby choke back a sob, tears pricking her eyes. “I’m not dreaming right?” Weiss shook her head ‘no’. Ruby smiled with tears freely flowing to her cheeks.

 Weiss held the hand on her cheek, while the other wiped the tears away. She closed the gap between them and kissed her forehead, longer to stress the fact that she had love her so. When she broke away, she looked at those eyes that she also fell in love with.

 “I love you, Ruby—”

 Weiss went unfinished when a sudden soft lips pressed timidly on her own. She stood there in shock. Blinking owlishly at the sudden movement. And just move goddamit!! Weiss leaned in, reciprocating the now filled with more passion, less timid kiss. While Weiss half-brain complained about the difference in height, the other half was praising the heavens that she actually had a kiss with her long time crush. Weiss felt an arm snaking to her waist, pulling her flush against the adventurer, while the other cradle her head. Likewise, she darts her arms around the brunette’s neck, twiddling the shorter ends of her hair at the back of her neck. She then felt a tongue dart to lick her lips, biting it softly, causing a moan to bubble on her throat. But the moan was effectively muffled when Ruby’s tongue entered the mouth that wasn’t hers.

 Oh my gosh! I���m kissing Weiss!!!

 Oh Oum!! I’m being French kissed by Ruby!!

 The two inevitably parted, their chest burning, both due to the lack of air and from the intense passion of their kiss. The two could only stare at each other. Admiring what they actually had done to the other.

 Weiss is flushed. Her cheeks deep red, panting, eyes clouded with love and lust, dilating. Ruby on the other hand, her once bright silver eyes are now darkened, her tongue grazing her lips again as she stared back and forth to Weiss’ lips and eyes.

 “I—so that happened..” Breathed Ruby. She looked at her—now lover in the eyes. “Wanna do it again?”

 “Please.”

   “So I'm guessing, you both are okay? No more hex?” Asked Yang, as she and Blake re-entered their home.

 “I think the hex is already gone by the time I said.. erm…” Weiss muttered awkwardly. Her hand squeezing her girlfriend’s hand. “I said that..”

 Yang nodded in understanding. “Congrats, you two.” She said. Weiss nodded a ‘thank you’, a smile etched its way to her lips. Yang saw this and visibly relaxed.

 “Now that you had already resolved your thirst…” A couple of ‘hey” was heard. “Are you two going out on a date now?”

 The two looked at each other, as if speaking in telepathy to each other. Weiss timidly nod while Ruby grinned. “We will. The both of us. Although, we haven’t decided when, but most certainly will.”

 Yang hummed and leaned on the sofa. “Well, hex problem solved! Now, what?” Weiss’ eyes darted to Blake. She then looked at Yang. Ruby noticed this and put two and two together.

 “Sis. How about I offer you something?” Proposed Ruby. Yang perked up at this. “Whatsit?” Ruby grinned, Yang didn’t noticed the hidden message behind it. “How about we give you some ‘space’? You know, to ‘think’ things through?” She cleared her throat and slyly looked at Blake. “With Blake, of course.”

 Yang’s eyes widen considerably and sputtered. Weiss glanced at her lover and gave her an appreciative look. Ruby understood. Weiss stood up and held Ruby’s hand as they march to the door, leaving two lovebirds alone. The blond blushing, and the raven confused.

 “Now, if you will excuse us. We have a date to go to.” She looked at Yang and smirked. “Ciao~”

 Yang wasn’t sure if she prefers the hexed Weiss or the Weiss now. But the former sounds easy to deal with than the latter.

  Notes:

Well, I said I was going to continue this one. So, here you go.

I wanna make Weiss gay panic around her friends soooo, hehe.

This was the Curse I was supposed to make and boom.

#wrw2020 #white rose week #rwby white rose #otp: thank me later #day 8 #free day #basically the randomness #weiss is so gay

[minijenn]

Headcanon of Sora. Once of us was gonna ask it, I know it.

Headcanon A:  realistic: I know I make a lot of jokes about Sora having only one half of a brain cell, but he’s actually really smart! Just not necessarily “book smart”. He’s what I like to call “emotionally intelligent” and understands and empathizes with others really easily. He’s really good at reading the needs of others and coming up with solutions to help them wherever he can (he’s also really good at practical problem solving like... in general imo) 

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious: Cooking with Lil Chef has made him sort of a fucking food snob? Like he was already a big eater before (surprising since he’s such a twink) but now he has a refined pallet and won’t eat trashy food if he can avoid it. He even often makes simplistic versions of those fancy dishes the goddamn rat taught him when him, Donald, and Goofy are out adventuring in the worlds (not that Ducktales and GoofTroop complain, they’re totally down for it) 

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends; This is an HC that’s gonna factor heavily in the later chapters of Keys but he sort of has a bit of a... self-loathing issue. He spends so much time caring for his friends and the worlds and everything else that he doesn’t often take himself into much consideration and even when he does, he thinks that wasting time on his own emotional needs is selfish and that he doesn’t owe it to himself to fix his own problems when there are so many other problems he needs to solve for other people instead. And its so fucking sad goddamit just thinking about this HC makes me hurt someone give this poor pure boy a HUG

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.: IMO SORA CAN SING JUST FINE YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

[enbygems]

okay so here’s what i got from these two new episodes

rhombus and eclipsa DO NOT get along

eclipsa is wild

she’s also hurt by past actions of the MHC and wants globgor our really bad but really needs to win the favor of the kingdom before she does that

it kinda saddens me that moon and eclipsa were vibing really well for moon to then say she doesn’t trust her

meteora is the most adorable infant in existence

i want to see eclipsa and moon’s relationship blossom goddamit

river. river. please stop being like That

moon plays a good guitar wow

ECLIPSA PLAYS A GOOD GUITAR WOW

star is trying her best and i really appreciate her so much

i’m going to keep gushing about eclipsa because urgh she’s so (adoration noises)

HER MAGIC I LOVE IT

THAT SPELL. THAT SPELL THAT SHE DOESNT NEED TO CAST OUT LOUD. WIG OKAY

i’m really sad

rhombulus stop being a stubborn dick please even though i foresaw this happening please stop being a dick anyway

i’m still sad

please give marco something he can wear comfortably

glossaryck what the fuck are you up to

like deadass cut the quantum superposition shit and help

(eclipsa really fucked rhombulus up lmaoooo!)

please give my queen time to adjust. please give her a chance

she’s sneaky. i love one mewwoman

please give star a stress relief

part 2

star and marco my favorite duo

can we get more marco adventures

please rescue the dragoncycle

okay this other warrior lady,,,, i’m gay

star is bi FIGHT ME

i love her so much and the lightning is ⚡️YEET

also her ride is adorable and round and fluffy

i love seeing star fight but she should work on more combat skills and she’d be even more badass

marco please go back through the portal. marco. please. have some common sense.

okay he’s back and much older again wow

i love older marco too and i love the dynamic he has with the other people he meets but marco is marco and be can’t have abs forever

part 3

okay this is where shit gets shady

tom and star are hanging out finally yes

things seemed a bit awkward and we find out why

wow star

i’m disappointed in her but also pleased that he finally brought it up

“i’m the one that should be mad” YEAH SAY THAT BUT LOUDER SO SHE HEARS YOU

star you really need to get your life and relationship skills

i don’t see how this relationship could continue to last like this and i don’t expect it to because this set up? it doesn’t bode well. tom and star both need better. it’s sad because this relationship could be great and honestly it’s kinda star’s fault

“if i kissed marco you’d want to know about it right?” tom, marco, please kiss now

conclusion:

i’m sad as fuck about eclipsa and i really really really really really really really REALLY hope she can handle being queen, fix mewni AND reunite her family she lost. globgor will come out of that damn crystal one day soon. NO LIE i started crying from one eye when she did a last ditch effort to try and let him out. urgh daron nefcy PLEASE don’t destroy my emotions like this. also??? i love that moon is much more calm as she regains her memory. she’s more reasonable and she gave star a hug. my heart y’all.

until next week! i’m excited and nervous

#star vs the forces of evil #star vs las fuerzas del mal #svstfoe #star butterfly #marco diaz #eclipsa butterly #eclipsa #moon butterfly #svstfoe spoilers

[toddykun]

toddy, what do you think of donald and scrooge relationship in this episode???

oh anon, you just asked THAT question to my overanalyzing ass lmao thank u so much, i will indulge in this without restrictions ggg

little summary of donald and scrooge’s relationship in the episode: #TeamUncleForTheWin2k18 in a—more literal sense than expected. this gonna  be a looooooooooooooooooooong post anon, so hold yourself. and take into account that this is my opinion and my interpretation so i could be right or wrong, we just dont know, so that :D

all those scrooge and donald’s bonding moments were wholesome and funny (i loved them with all my freaking heart is2g they having a better relationship is my fuel to keep living lmao) but there is still some things that are hanging on even after scrooge definition of family that is obviously about them so lets start

1. scrooge choosing donald immediately and ‘i was in the will?’ moment

after going awwww when scrooge excitedly goes around screaming game night and he immediately chooses donald and laughing my ass off because donald’s ‘i was in the will?’ line, all that got me thinking because i cant stop my overanalyzing ass lmao. why did scrooge choose donald and why was donald surprised to be in the will? the overcompetitive nature of scrooge answered the first one really fast, scrooge chose him, as always, because it benefits him for reasons, reinforced by the threat of them losing and removing him of the will, more than because he wanted them to bond over board games. this is actually not that weird for scrooge, he usually does this a lot, especially to donald. i actually have problems with this more because of the actual status of their relationship more than because scrooge did this, this will be explained with the next point so i will go with my second question.

why was donald surprised? there are two possible answers for this: 1. donald didnt ever really thought about the will matter, the theme is new to him so hes surprised 2. donald didn’t think scrooge cared enough for him to be in the will so hes surprised when he actually is. i will be expanding in the second one because donald could have thought various things from this: 

1. he could have thought that because of scrooge’s greedy nature, the possibility of him having a will was nonexisting, he wouldn’t want his fortune to be someone else’s even after death, even when real scrooge would consider that a waste, the possibility of anyone being in scrooge’s will is a big ‘wait what’ to him 2. his board is the one getting everything lmao theyre the ones handling all those business stuff and that whats matter to scrooge, so why would anyone else be in the will? 3. if someone from the family was meant to be scrooge’s heir, it wouldnt be him, it would be only della, the twin that scrooge favored the most. definitely not him, the twin that scrooge reprimanded and dismissed the most. him? in the will? wtf? scrooge couldn’t care enough about him to put him in the will. but he does and whoa, wait what i am???? donald didn’t think scrooge would care, and that makes sense, this scrooge is terrible at really showing donald he cares about him outside from fighting and using him as bait. so, donald is surprised.

the good thing is, i actually see this version of scrooge having everyone in his will: the twins, the triplets (especially louie, hes probably his principal heir at this point lmao), webby, mrs beakley, launchpad, matilda (if shes alive), his parents (who are kind of immortal now?) even gladstone, fethry or grandma duck (if shes alive). leaving them all a special thing that would help them in some way, something with meaning for every person. especially to the twins, who are like his children. another good thing, scrooge is starting to show donald that he cares, enough to put him in the will and i hope this progress in scrooge showing him that he cares about him more than he actually shows him.

bonus: scrooge running stairs down with donald was precious and funny. 10/10. not bad, scrooge was just so excited. so cute.

2. ‘that’s why he chose him’, charades and non-verbal communication, understanding donald, and acting nonsensical moment.

‘ooooh, thats why he picked donald’, dewey just confirmed my suspicions about scrooge’s motivation for choosing donald, it saddens me but i expected it. again, not because scrooge did this because of his competitive strike but because he hasnt show donald that he would choose him even if he couldnt get something out of it. i want more scrooge respecting donald for who he is more than for what he can get out of him. i need scrooge choosing donald because he is family too cuz almost all the time he only chooses him for benefits. like overall, scrooge probably plays favoritism with the twins over anyone else in the family, but with the twins themselves? he favors della over donald, in an over ridiculous open way, he is really not trying to hide it. like, he recriminates donald for not being like della in the ‘17 comics? how fucked up is that? i try not to use the comics’ standpoint of their relationship because it upsets me honestly, they glorified della too much and abused donald too much. maybe because theyre from scrooge’s view of point? hes always going around talking about how great della was but donald? the series at least says that donald is actually freaking good, strong, smart and sharp and deserves the fandom getting over the top for him. the comics well….u know. but the thing is, the comics actually explain why donald is so surprised every time scrooge shows him affection or why donald looks not surprised when scrooge just uses him as a decoy, like bruh :/

‘you spent thirty years guessing what donald was saying, you must get good enough at non-verbal communication’ donald and scrooge are, not-so-surprisingly, good at charades (della must be too, now that i think about it, if scrooge and donald are almost unstoppable then the twins are really hardcore about it), this comes from donald having a speech impediment, something that probably led him to use a lot of non-verbal communication in the past. kids with especially difficult speech impediments to deal with rely heavily on non-verbal communication, usually because they develop social anxiety, insecurities and are overall scared of not being understood and being punished for it, especially outside of their safe circle (bullying, indifference, little to none social circle). baby donald probably suffered from this (who am i kidding, he definitely suffered from it, hell, donald is the most suffering classical disney character honestly the old comics are not even subtle about him being mentally ill and disabled), these kids can even stop altogether talking even to the ppl they know can understand them. all this comes into play if we assume that scrooge hanged with the twins since they were kids. hortense or not, grandma duck or not, scrooge spent time with the twins like he spends it now with the triplets. donald is not the most confident person, since he was a kid, for a good reason, he probably didn’t talk a lot as a kid with ppl outside his safe circle, scrooge comes to play later into his life so hes probably an outsider at the start of their relationship. but adventure needs communication for teamwork and to keep kids safe out there you need to be able to understand them and they need to understand you. this left scrooge with only an option: learn to understand donald, no matter what method he uses. charades? scrooge understands. ASL? scrooge understands. unintelligible gibberish? SCROOGE UNDERSTANDS! wow, hello, lost confidence. 

that probably boosted donald’s confidence quite greatly. an outsider, uncle scrooge that is grumpy and kind of asocial, gave the effort to understand little scared and unintelligible donald that probably only his twin and parents until now could understand perfectly. if that didnt bust his confidence idk what could. points for scrooge for being a great uncle!

for all this, he hasn’t told donald he doesn’t understand him because he does understand him, almost perfectly (like the triplets should do, just saying), he isnt going to have an ‘i dont understad you’ moment…..yet i expect it doesn’t happen or else, im gonna cry, first the triplets who had lived with him all their life? and now scrooge who webby said has spent at least thirty years with him? fucking come on. if della comes back and she doesn’t understand his twin brother perfectly im gonna cry, fucking honestly. donald needs to confidently talk with his speech impediment, excitedly, happy, almost unintelligible but with the confidence that there are ppl out there that do understand him and love him. i expect scrooge and della to be those ppl (not counting the caballeros, uno, storkules, and other family members, who can maybe understand him but arent with him constantly to remind him to not let down his confidence in that matter).

also they fighting nonsensically is the best thing, because they do that a lot, they fight over the most ridiculous things and they act like that sometimes, just pure idiocy over the most unimportant matters is like their default mode is the best. they’re can be so ridiculously petty, i love them. 

3. ‘team uncle for the win!’, hug and retreat and lets just shook hands moment

THEY HUGGED!!!!SO!!!GOOD!!!!! wait no keep hugging what are you doing? show each other how much you care, you need it, you dummies, goddamit and now you’re shaking hands ok why not fucking god

well besides that, ‘team uncle for the win!’ was a beautiful, spontaneous and wholesome moment that i shouldnt overanalyze but i will anyways lmao i have the opinion that scrooge said that spontaneously but can be interpreted in a more literal sense to understand scrooge and donald’s actual status of their relationship. team uncle is literally for the win, it wouldnt exist if it didn’t fulfill that specific function, donald probably knows this team up is more a way for them to win, for scrooge to win. but when against all odds they are successful in jenga (lol) this triggers something in scrooge that genuinely burst him into an affection spring and makes him shout that, it was just a piece, they both know it but its almost the first time they have bonded in years and donald, who is particularly sensitive and reacts a lot to emotions, reacts as well with affection and excitement, and what happens when ppl sync up their emotions spontaneously like that? they are overflowed with it, they need to act on it, emotions are almost impossible to control, they’re unpredictable, quick and extremely powerful driving forces so what obviously happens? THEY HUG!!!! emotions made these two idiots hug, they havent hug in years!!! YEARS!!! and they hug again in years because they were overflowed with genuine affection!!! but like i say, emotions are quick and when they end, its like a slap of realization in the face, they go ‘omg i did that!’ and separate immediately, just to go and cordially shake hands? when emotions are involved, context usually flies out the window, they probably forgot ten years of separation in that instant, but when it ended all those years came back and made it kind of uncomfortable. so their ‘we’re doing this just to win’ attitude comes back.

but it was good! its a good start! i dont know if they showed each other this kind of spontaneous affection but without embarrassment, pre-della disappearing but it. is. GOOD. these two need as much fluff as the triplets and webby get. uncle-nephew/niece relationship is a big thing in the DuckTales universe, and for scrooge and donald to not have as much as the triplets get kills me inside. they need this the most, so i hope this season provides because it started well in that matter, i hope it progresses into unapologetic and genuine affection without embarrassing departings and weird shake hands. 

4. helping him get up moment

completely underrated and wholesome moment, like there are no downs at this moment, its too good, they helping him up? nice. scrooge looking at them mad while protectively holding onto his boy who i remind you is in the will and for consideration, he’s one of his heirs (the other one being definitely della and very probably the triplets)? so nice. beautiful, i love it. mindless fluff this was. 10/10.

5. using donald as a weapon and scrooge’s definition of family.

like theres a difference between fighting alongside scrooge and being used to fight by scrooge. and here we see it, that even when scrooge is technically using donald, they are actually fighting together, its different from when scrooge just forces donald to danger and fights and you know why? because donald is doing it willingly. he is enjoying himself fighting, donald has shown from time to time that he likes to fight. so when he fights willingly and scrooge joins him, he enjoys himself, he is happy. like, look at his face, donald is into it, this is a duck that likes adventure and fighting, this is different from the gladstone’s episode and the ‘17 comics, where scrooge just pushes donald into things without his consent or knowledge because what? he thinks donald wouldnt understand? that donald is going to say no to protect his family if necessary? goddamit scrooge, if you took the time to let donald trust you and explain things to him, he would do the things you ask him, he is smart and u know it. this is one of the things where i hc the twins to differ, adult della followed scrooge almost blindly into danger, pushed by her own ambition and thirst for adventure, while adult donald, careful donald who was probably in the navy and has seen things and adventure spirit has matured, did not. i dont think scrooge took that as good as he should. scrooge favored della for throwing herself at danger just like that, confidently and recklessly, but would frown at donald, who turned around and asked why, who said no, who said but, who said this doesnt worth losing ourselves, who was again, too careful. so, scrooge decides to push him around, to see if this could trigger something, instead of talking him into it, and we know how hard it can be for scrooge to talk things trough. i dont think scrooge had any malicious intent but he didnt choose the best way into that and well, when you force someone into something they dont want, it doesnt end well. scrooge needs to learn to talk things through. also, scrooge needs to apologize, donald already forgave him but just that its not going to fix ten years of separation and past issues. scrooge needs to put his weight into this relationship too. and this probably starts with scrooge’s definition of family:

“You drive each other crazier than anyone could and still care about each other more than anyone!”

we have seen this particular definition of their relationship play into the old comics a lot, and in some low level in the series. but the thing is and i have pointed it out several times for the whole post, scrooge is not exactly good at showing donald how much he cares about him in the series to the point that it surprises donald when scrooge does show that he cares about him, and it makes sense that donald is surprised by it, scrooge had openly displayed favoritism for della saying how incredible she was but for donald the only thing he has really openly displayed is dismissal, comparisons to his sister and that scrooge usually just uses him to his beneficial. scrooge needs to learn how to show his affection to the twin he has left effectively, we know he cares, but donald doesn’t and for good reason! scrooge, show him your love for real!

in conclusion, their relationship is improving! it still needs time and adjustment and for scrooge to meet donald halfway into the whole forgiving the past stuff. however, they love each other despite everything and i think thats what matters the most :D they can do it! these ducks dont back down! AND…

#ducktales #donald duck #scrooge mcduck #ducktales spoilers #dt spoilers #toddy watches #toddy watches dt #dts2e1 #dt #dt analysis #duckverse #duckverse analysis #toddy thinks #toddy was here #toddy answers #anonymous #fc #i love them so much #long post #this took waaaaaaaaaaay longer that i expected lmao i love talking about them #also i was listening to donald duck's cover of simple and clean from kingdom hearts while writing this lmao so gooood #ya guys better appreciate this my pc kept crashing and i almost couldn make it #i spent a lot of time in ths i love it

[thorvaenn]

very spoilery messy IW thoughts

there be spoilers, scroll fast if you’re on mobile. everything i post about it is tagged #infinity war spoilers

some slightly more coherent (but only slightly) and more spoilery thoughts on infinity war

so. the big opening scene. this is kinda random but the distress call at the very start just made me want a totally removed scifi asgardian adventure even more, but i digress.

next. loki, what the hell. what the actual hell. i have said again and again since we’ve seen loki snatching the tesseract + ragnarok aftercredit that loki is a dumbass, that he should have told thor, they should have prepared and... i didn’t expect all of my grumbling to actually turn up completely correct. stabbing thanos in the neck after a little obvious lying? that’s your big plan?

on the other hand, GOD, do i not mind because.. yes. yes he gave it up to save thor’s life. fucking shit, that’s actually a thing that happened on the screen. thor was being tortured and nearly killed and loki saved him. and then?? odinson?? the sun will shine on us again???? what kind of a...? what is that? what sort of a fucking romantic promise is that??? mind. blown. in a very good way. the death itself was gorey and really sad. and then came the moment that almost did me in, thor crawling towards loki’s body and slumping over him, pressing his face into loki’s chest, goddamit that was so intimate. and he was like, ready to stay there and die with him..

so that, that was some good thorki shit that honestly makes me happy even though loki is fucking dead.

heimdall’s death was terrible, that shit just sucked.

thor with the guardians.. it wasn’t the greatest but it wasn’t too bad. i’m really happy with chris hemsworth here because that was some good performance. thor makes the jokes and he looks so brittle when he does, honestly for a good portion of the movie you expect him to just break at any moment, like any further word will just be the end. but at the same time, he goes on. because what does he have to lose, yes? there’s only revenge now. and that scene, talking to rocket.. jesus that was a performance. it was quick, too quick, it always is in these movies, but he got to acknowledge everything at least.

the stormbreaker thing i liked. but we’re definitely gonna be addressing thor’s openly suicidal intentions yes?

i loved his plan, the godpower and i’m definitely into the idea that stormbreaker can open the bifrost. so many possibilities! and thor’s new look was amazing too.

that reminds me - the eye.. i don’t know. on one hand, it feels like a cheap fix, on the other hand i don’t mind the double coloured eyes.. the quick exchange between steve and thor about hair & beard was amazing and really, that’s the sort of stuff that makes me wish they had some boring villain to fight that would get 10% of the time in the movie and the rest is just the avengers sparring and shooting shit and doing all kinds of romcommy nonsense. never gonna happen...

bruce screaming after seeing thor in wakanda that the aliens are fucked now was honestly mood. but then, after a couple of quick scenes, thor obviously had to fade into the background again because they always have to depower him when he’s actually side by side with the others because he’s just that much stronger..

which we could see - nice job near damn cracking thanos’ chest open but still, such a show of power and it’s useless anyway.. which brings me to a more general observation about the whole movie and that’s just that the characters were consistently making the most dumbass choices and i was sick of it.

yeah yeah yeah, i get it. we don’t know everything, strange had a plan, timetravel, yadda yadda. i still had to sit through two and a half movies of people being idiots. it doesn’t make for fun storytelling.

i have free tickets for next week so i’m probably gonna see it again and maybe if this time i am not pissed off that yes, it was indeed correct that loki + all asgardians were gonna bite in the first five minutes, i might grow to enjoy the rest of the movie a little more, but lemme tell you after seeing thor slump over his dead brother’s body, i’m really not in the mood to watch a pissing contenst between stark and strange, who i hate as both characters and their actors. and then there’s quill. and vision who bores me to tears and wanda with a really bad wig. also, what was up with the chick-only fights?so yeah, that’s where i am at. i expect i’ll grow to love the thor parts, there was some tonality off, but i want to look at that closely. and there are definitely good things about his scenes and story.and now onward to thorki fix its..

#infinity war spoilers

[chopmyhead]

Needing/Wanting

pairing: James Wilson x Reader summary: You haven’t felt your boyfriend’s touch in awhile and it’s driving you crazy. warnings: Smut! Voyeurism/Masturbation/Sir!kink word count: 1,972 notes: inspired by @peachy-cube ‘s list for James’ kinks. Couldn’t shake the thought outta my head and well here it is. 

- You're missing James like crazy. - You've been dating him for around half a year now and have gotten to know each other pretty well. - But this past month has been crazy hectic for the both of you. You're in animation and have been pressured into meeting some important deadlines to the point where you sometimes didn't even leave the building for days on end. (Although James was super nice and brought you food and change of clothes for those crazy times) - You were looking forward to some alone time with your boy but then as soon as you were done with your projects, James had to leave for a convention and immediately after, for a Let's Play project in Austin, leaving you alone for nearly 2 weeks back in L.A. - The build-up of stress and exhaustion and now loneliness made you yearn for James more than you've ever had before. - As soon as you woke up that morning, you said out loud to yourself, "4 days. Just 4 more days til he's back." - But the thought made you groan rather than feel relief. 4 days? You needed him now. You needed to see those dark eyes of his. You needed his hands on your hips. His lips on yours. His voice in your ear. His weight on you. You just...needed him. - The thought of him made you start rubbing your thighs together. You didn't care that you just woke up. If you couldn't get relief now, the day was pretty much gonna be shit. - But as you drifted into your imagination, you tried to remember exactly how James took care of you last time. - What happened first? God, it had been so long since you two had sex. - It was definitely after some party that you guys were invited to. James didn't want to go at first and honestly, neither did you, but it was for the business you worked at so you had to least make an appearance. And because James was a sweetheart, he couldn't let his honey down by not being by your side. - You remembered you dressed up as best as you could so as not to appear as the slop that you usually arrive to work in. - But instead of impressing your coworkers, it just got James all worked up the entire time you were at the party. - You'd be talking to a head supervisor and James would sidle up behind and as nonchalantly as he could, grab your ass. - You gave him a look but it was just met with a little smirk and innocent eyes. - When the party got louder due to a co-worker blasting a song to get the crowd going, James took the opportunity to brush your hair away from your ear (seemingly like a doting boyfriend), lean in, and whisper some of the dirtiest shit he has ever said to you. - Needless to say, by the time you two got back to his place, you were all over each other. - You sigh and then smile. You close your eyes and start to feel up your own body while lying in bed, imagining his hands doing the exact thing. You remember how he liked to start from cupping your face as he kissed you deeply, slowly slide them down your neck, and rest on your shoulders. - You would usually respond by lightly scratching at his chest right below his neck, arching your back and pushing your chest closer to him, signaling him to move on to the better stuff. - He'd get a chuckle from that. The thought of that laugh. The thought of that little smirk that drove you crazy. - Fuck, you wanted him. - You move your hands to grope your own chest and you moan at your own touch. - If James were here right now, he'd take one of your nipples into his mouth and suck on it while gently pinching the other. - Fuck, you needed him. - When he felt like you were dizzy just from that, James would then slide his hands further down at your hips and push his thumbs right above your core. - "You fucking tease..." you say out loud. Your eyes are still squeezed shut and now your hands are copying everything that you can remember him doing. - Again that laugh. But it'd be darker this time. A gravel to it that showed how much he really wanted this as much you did. - You let out a shaky breath and furrowed your brow, dropping one of your hands to feel how wet you are. - "God, I fucking want you, James. Please." - A sharp inhale. You started to rub your clit. - "James...." you breathed out again. - You pushed two fingers in. You wanted it to be him so bad. - "Please, baby..." you moaned and started to push in and out. Imagining his fingers. Imagining his dick. - "[Y/N]....." - Your eyes flew open and your hand jerked out of yourself so fast that it kind of made you wince. - You sat up and saw James standing in your bedroom doorway. Eyes boring into yours. - "What the fuck?" you panted. "What are y-? How are you here?" - "We finished up early in Austin and I thought I should fly back as soon as possible and surprise you." James said but in such a low and soft tone. - His eyes are still locked onto yours and you realize how you must look right now. Your shirt that you slept in is pushed up to your neck, revealing your chest, and you definitely don't have any underwear on since you took them off as soon as you started your little adventure earlier. - Oh, god. "So, um......how much did you see...just now?" you looked down in shame, feeling a rush of red-hot embarrassment on your face. - "Not enough." You look back up. James hasn't moved from the doorway but his stance is of someone trying to withhold themselves. - Arching an eyebrow, you let out a dry laugh. "...You want to see more?" you say hesitantly. - James immediately nodded, a smirk growing on his face. That smile....goddamit. - Whatever embarrassment you were feeling just moments ago is gone. You scoot down to the edge of the bed and are only just a few feet away from James at this point. - "Give me something to work with, James." You look up at him with lust-filled eyes and you can see his body fall a little as if he wanted to just pounce on you. But instead, he takes a deep breath and takes off his shirt. - "Is this good for you, baby?" James says. You respond by touching your chest again and focusing on his. Thinking about how good it'd feel against you. - James tosses his shirt to the side and looks at you, the way you were biting your lip while rubbing your chest. - Fuck, he wanted you. - "James..." His eyes flick back up to yours. "I want to show you more but I'm gonna need some inspiration." - "Yes, baby." James says. He grabs his pants and starts undoing the button and zipper. - You can't believe how obedient he's being. Usually, it's you under his will. You saying "Yes, sir" "No, sir". - His pants fall to the floor and you immediately notice the gigantic bulge from his underwear. You keep one of your hands to pinch your nipple as you take the other, fill yourself as much as you can, and grind against it. - James growls at the sight. - Fuck, he needed you. - James, without much thought, starts to palm himself outside of his underwear. You whimper. You want to do that. You want your hand where his is. - You lift the hand you were grinding on. It's drenched at this point. - You look at your dripping hand and then look back at James, who at this point has pulled his underwear off and is stroking himself. - Fuck this teasing bullshit. You want him, he wants you. - You slide off the bed and fall down to the floor, on your knees, right below James. You take your dripping hand and wrap it around James' cock. He takes a sharp breath from the sudden warmth and slickness of you. - "I missed you so much, James." You start to kiss the tip of his dick while giving him long strokes. - "Oh, baby, you have no goddamn idea how much I missed you." James is grabbing the back of your head now. - While it was fun to see him at your will for a second there, this is where you felt your most weak at. On your knees before him, his hand controlling the rhythm in which you sucked his cock. God, if you weren't wet before. - You pull your head up. "James, please." you whimpered, looking up at him. - "Bend over the bed and spread those legs wide, baby." - Yes, finally, this is what you both wanted. - You stand at the edge of the bed and place your hands on the sheets while James raids your bedside table for a condom. Once situated, he grips your hip and lines himself against you, teasing your entrance. - "Fucking, just do it already!" you moan. "Excuse me?" James smacks your ass hard and rubs the redness that started to form because of it. - "P-please, sir, I mean." Your head is spinning from exhilaration. - "Good girl." James' heart is thumping from intoxication. - He pushes himself into you fast and bottoms out quickly. That feeling of being filled by the man you love. Fuck. - He wants to go fast and hard but again he restrains himself and starts at a slow pace, making sure you feel every inch sliding out before slamming back into you and bottoming out again. - He does that for a few minutes until he feels you becoming restless again. Another slap to your ass should fix that attitude. - The feeling of you tighten on him when he slaps your ass again makes his eyes roll up into his head. - He can't hold himself back anymore. - You can feel James losing his restraint and honestly, you're begging for it. You want him to go harder and faster, you want the stimulation. - You can feel the build-up of your climax beginning. "James, I'm so close." You beg him. "Please, sir!" - James' hand slides down from your hip and finds your clit and starts to rub it raw. - "Fuck, yes! Yes, thank you, thank you!" You're shuddering as wave after wave of your orgasm is hitting you. - It's been so long since you two have had sex that you feel like it's never going to fucking end and your mind is on cloud nine because of it. - You're so high up on that cloud that you don't even realize that James is still pounding into you. He's feeling every shiver of your muscles and loving it. He can't believe how fucking lucky he is to have such a vixen lusting after him like this. He can't hold on much longer. - "Oh, fuck, [y/n]!" James pulls out, rips off his condom and cums on your ass and back. James' groans bring you back to Earth. If it was anyone else doing this, you'd tell 'em off in a heartbeat but it gives you some sort of comfort of being marked by James. You're his. - You both are panting heavily. James shakily gets up and walks over to the bathroom to grab a towel to wipe you down with. - After you get cleaned up, James pulls you up to the bed with him and lies down with you. - "Don't ever be gone that long again," you mutter as you cuddle up to him, your face burrowing into his neck. - If it was anyone else telling him off, James would shut them down instantly, but for you...well, he's yours. - It's what you both needed.

#cow chop #cow chop imagine #cow chop x reader #uberhaxornova x reader #james wilson x reader #uberhaxornova

[stardustmovement]

I HEAR YOU'RE ACCEPTING ASKS (Strong power thank you) IF SOOOOOOOO How would all of the second year Starmyu boys be like as Kpop idols?

STRONG POWER THANK YOU TO YOU TOO BEAUTIFUL PERSON

Thank you for sending in the ask~ AND YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO ANSWER THIS SO BAD. Take note, the use of “rude” and “disrespectful” is a term for most Kpop fans to relate when the idol does something sexily provoking. 

So here’s a list of what I think:

Hoshitani YutaThe boy is more of a main dancer if you ask me, but he’s a singer with a unique voice that’s always recognizable no matter what even if he’s lacking of lines. The mood maker of the group and the clumsy one off-stage, but is a very charismatic and energetic DISRESPECFUL AS HECK dancer with sharp movements on-stage. Ocassionally raps in some songs. IS A GODDAMN HAPPY GOOFBALL WHO BEFRIENDS EVERYONE–

Nayuki Toru

A PRECIOUS SMOL. Nayuki’s fluffy appearance and soft features makes him one of the more stunning visuals of the group, plus Ono Kensho’s cuter voice suits him so much! He would be one of the vocalists, with a good range from soft and sweet to a harder tone of voice. The mom of the group who takes care and cooks for his members. THE FLUFFIEST HUMAN ALIVE, PERIOD. Also A SECRETLY SAVAGE SMOL–

Tengenji Kakeru

He may not look it (or does he–), but Tengenji is a rapper. Oh yes, our kabuki king is the kind of rapper who hypes up the song to give it momentum. HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL RICH SINGING VOICE FITE ME and is the type to be the center of a lot of songs. And can we talk about his VISUALS? Out of the world. Is the dorkiest fluffball off-stage, but his on-stage persona is the danger zone if you know what I mean WELP–

Tsukigami Kaito

My best boy right here is a main dancer, hands down. Like, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW FLEXIBLE HE IS IN THE ANIME? Kaito is also the type to participate in making choreography and song composing, mostly choreo but still contributes a lot to composing. A vocalist who can sing complex ranges no problem, overall an all-rounder. Also the sassy member of the group and laughs at lame jokes. A PART OF MANY SHIPS.

Kuga Shuu

Definitely a rapper, a lead rapper at that. A rapper who raps from his heart with passion. Owns a notebook containing rap lyric drafts. Kuga also has a distinctive voice that stands out no matter what AND A DEEPASS VOICE AT THAT WOWIE– Very much like his anime self, Kuga is the quiet member of the group who’s usually in his own world (and the center of emo memes ahem–) but IS SOFT FOR HIS MEMBERS. Also has a soothing singing voice (auditioned to be a vocalist before he became a rapper).

Tatsumi Rui

The beauty and grace of the group, a.k.a VISUAL PRINCE. A graceful lead dancer whose movements are ABSOLUTELY magical, almost like a ballerina but not at the same time (am I making sense? Nope–). Has a voice of a LITERAL ANGEL. Those who were graced with Tatsumi Rui’s presence are said to have died peacefully to his shining beauty, but there are those who lived and survived THIS DISRESPECTFUL ordeal to tell this story (that’s me). HOWEVER, when the situation calls for it, this mofo can flip his switch if yanno what I mean *wink wonk*

Sawatari Eigo

If “elegance” was a person, it would be Sawatari Eigo. Believe it or not, THIS BOY IS A MAIN VOCALIST. MAIN. VOCALIST. A tenor, has the best vocals in regards to technique but he tends to hold back a lot due to not wanting to overpower his own members (mainly Tatsumi). HIGH NOTE KING and participates a lot in lyrics. Looks and dresses like he’s going to meet your parents, but is actually very adventurous and indulges in good humor, making terrible puns (which Kaito actually laughs at). Also WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN EIGO GIFS–

Ugawa Akira

He’s smol and cute but is an angery smol who can kick your ass when provoked (Tengenji watch your ass–). Ugawa is surprisingly an all-rounder who is mainly a lead vocalist with a nice timbre, kinda calm and jazzy. A TALENTED SMOL who does most of the composing and lyric writing and LOVES HIS JOB IT MAKES HIM FEEL IMPORTANT. Maintains a cute and sassy image on-stage but is A STRAIGHT-OUT SAVAGE off-stage, Will beat up his members with a guitar if he needs to and tag teams ocassionally with Nayuki.

Toraishi Izumi

HO BOI. WHERE DO I EVEN START. First things first, Toraishi is the main rapper of he group with a very versatile flow which he made his own. Inserts quite A LOT of English (or Gibberish) in his raps, mainly just to sound cool (which actually works). Like all the rappers in the group, he owns a rap lyrics notebook AND HE SLEEPS WITH IT AWWWW– His on-stage persona is a confident and fiery rapper whose “fans are his girlfriends”, but off-stage HE’S SOFT AND EMOTIONAL AND CRIES EASILY WHAT A PRECIOUS DORK–

Inumine Seishirou

Practically useless in everyday situations like his anime self, but DAMN BOI HE’S THE ULTIMATE PERFORMER. Is mainly a dancer but he raps and sings AND CAN EVEN ACT WHAT IS INUMINE EVEN– so basically, the boy is a monster in the entertainment. Also known for hyping songs up along with Tengenji. The loud and noisy ULTIMATE GOOFBALL who always randomly breaks into a song off-stage, but beware of his on-stage charisma. You might regret calling Inumine the man’s best friend.

Ageha Riku

Was once an edgy singer with multiple Linkin Park covers stored away somewhere down the darkest pit of his old social media accounts (never talk about them again). But as of now, Ageha is pretty much still a vocalist, but less edgy AND IS AN EXCELLENT FREESTYLE DANCER. One minute being beauty and grace, another minute BEING VERY DISRESPECFUL LIKE CALM DOWN BOI. Ageha may look disinterested 24/7 of the time, but inside he’s the SOFTEST KINDEST SOUL EVER AND HAS THE CUTEST SMILE SAVE ME– Also part of the smol and savage group along with Nayuki and Ugawa.

Hachiya So

A beautiful AND UNDERRATED HUMAN BEING. Often overlooked, BUT HAS THE MOST GORGEOUS VOICE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE. Maybe it’s because Hachiya is a kind and humble soul BUT HE’S THE OTHER MAIN VOCALIST. High Note King part 2 and is PLENTY attractive in terms of visuals. A man with various talents such as interior design FRENCH STYLE. Only downside about him, and a trait that unfortunately most people remember about is that the boy is CLUMSY AF. Ageha often has to be there for him but he does redeem himself on-stage with the RICHEST OF VOCALS. ALSO WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN HACHIYA GIFS–

Kitahara Ren

A LEGIT MODEL. A VERY stunning visual with incredible stage presence who is a singer-rapper. Has a smooth baritone voice regardless on whether he sings or raps AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO SMIRK LIKE HE’S OWNED THE WORLD– Is the member who always receives modeling requests first and flaunts any style HECK HE CAN EVEN WEAR A POTATO SACK AN STILL LOOK GOOD. Is a cocky asshole off-stage, but a good kind. Hangs out with the rapper group everytime.

Nanjo Koki

FINALLY. I would like to present to you THE RUDEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL MOFO OF THE GROUP, NANJO FUCKING KOKI. This bizarrely beautiful mofo right here is also a singer-rapper but leans more to being a tenor. HOWEVER, his GODLY visuals stand out more if anything else and stylists always put him in low-cut outfits for this very reason (much to Ren and Tengenji’s dismay). Like Kuga, he originally auditioned to be a vocalist but got to play both positions, and MAN, HE DOES IT SO DAMN WELL. Off-stage, the boy is a smug and amused individual, always indulging in Ren and Toraishi’s catfights. AND GODDAMIT THERE AREN’T ANY NANJO GIFS OML–

#starmyu #highschool star musical #kpop #hoshitani yuuta #nayuki tooru #tengenji kakeru #tsukigami kaito #kuga shuu #tatsumi rui #sawatari eigo #ugawa akira #toraishi izumi #inumine seishirou #ageha riku #hachiya so #kitahara ren #nanjo koki #answered

[irrevocably-delicious]

Tagged!!

I was tagged by @cerberosthehellguard Thanks for wanting to know about my dumb fandom self!

RULES: choose any three fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

Voltron: Legendary Defender

Free!!

Yuri On Ice!

The first character you loved:

Voltron: Lance. Like look... I legit have a very dumb comic about my initial emotions towards the first episode of VLD. Like so many good boys were thrown at me all at once and I had a hard time processing everything. Every time a new boy would come on I’d just be like “that one! That’s him!” haha. So because we met Lance first... yeah he wins haha. 

Free!!: God I dunno. Probably Makoto? It’s hard to get a read on Haru in the first few episodes so it definitely wasn’t him. I think I just thought Makoto was very cute and sweet. Also I’m such a sucker for childhood friends. All the show had to do was go “Here’s the main character” “...ok” “And here’s his best friend from childhood.” “Fuck. YES. FUCK YES I AM ON BOARD.”

Yuri on ice: Listen. Yuri plisetsky had me from the moment I saw him wearing all that animal print.

The character you’d slap:

Voltron: The... writers? Yeah. Yeah the writers. 

Haha, i’m just kidding. Probably Keith actually. Not out of anger, more as a “Pull yourself together boy!” kind of thing. “Listen to your friends! Think before you charge in there!”

Oh shit, wait, also Lotor. Fuck that guy. 

Free!!: Season 1 Rin. Very specifically season 1 Rin. What a bitch baby. 

Yuri on Ice: The entire main cast haha. Yuuri! Lokve yourself dammit! *slap!* Viktor! Fucking learn empathy and tell your boyfriend everything will be ok and you’ll stay with him no matter what! *slap!* Goddamit Yurio can you stop being a little shit and maybe admit that you admire Yuuri and that’s why you’re lashing out at him! *slap!*

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

Voltron: God... No one. I still love everyone. If anything I love characters more. I guess I could say Shiro? Just because Shiro is my fave, but this last season was a fucking painful season to be a Shiro fan. Like yeah we got him back, but something’s not...right? like I really need specifically Black Paladin Shiro back. Like haha! Yeah this lion shakeup sure has been an adventure and we’ve seen these characters grow! ButseriouslywhenisShirogonnaleadagain

Free!!: again like... no one? Fuck it, let’s say Nagisa. 

Yuri on Ice: Yeah I got kind of tired of edge lord Yurio after a bit. Adding his relationship with Otabek was definitely an excellent move. 

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

Voltron: Keith actually! I just... didn’t get the Keith hype. Like for me to really connect with a character, he has to either make me laugh, have faults or something he’s working to overcome, or a killer backstory.

But keith didn’t have any of these! Like he had faults, but in the first few seasons, these were never treated like a detriment! Like he always came out of situations unscathed and unapologetic. And like... why would he! His brashness worked! I liked him, but I just wasn’t enamoured with him. Season 3 was really awesome for showing some of Keith’s vulnerability, and finally acknowledging his flaws. I’m so proud of the writers for actually having him be a shit leader for an episode or 2. I was really worried they’d be like “Hey here’s Keith as black paladin! He makes really brash decisions but OH LOOK! He was right all along! The rest of the team just needs to git gud.”. Like in the final few episodes, when Keith and Shiro were kind of clashing,.. I was actually leaning towards Keith’s side a bit. And I thought that’d never happen!

Free!!: Oh god, Sousuke. Rin as well, but I think I expected to eventually like him? The writing throughout season 1 definitely eluded to the fact that Rin was supposed to be a character you sympathised with, so I wasn’t surprised when I ended up really liking him in season 2.

Anyway! Sousuke, holy shit. Like when he first showed up I was just like “fuck this guy”. And was definitely in the part of the fandom that wanted Makoto to get in there and maybe punch him haha. But after finding out his whole deal and his perspective of things... rewatching the series after knowing Sousuke’s motivations definitely changes things. 

YOI: Viktor! Again, when he first showed up, he was really difficult to get a handle on. Like he was flirtatious, but also kind of a dick, his motivations weren’t clear... like why help this japanese skater that you’ve never met who got crushed at the last competition? Why??

Yuri on Ice is so fantastic and fascinating because it’s as much the story of Viktor’s growth as it is Yuri’s. At face value, you would easily think that Yuri is the struggling protagonist, and Viktor is the perfect boyfriend who’s going to step in and teach Yuri to love himself. ... but it’s not that at all. Throughout the series, Viktor learns how to be more empathetic and support others. He shows himself to be genuinely, emotionally invested in Yuri, which we realise is something that he’s probably never felt before. I dunno. YOI is just fucking great. 

3 OTPs:

KLANCE

MAKOHARU

VICTUURI.

classic. indisputable classics. 

Tag others:

uhhhhhhhh shit. @yaxxm and @homebeccer if you’re down. 

#i rant about dumb shit

[juushika]

travel to first city > get out of habit of playing Zelda in sleep-deprived travel and recovery days > stall out > pick game back up same day we started playing Dark Souls III again and wow the games do not mesh > oh well > travel to other city again, can’t play Dark Souls while here > tl;dr finally beat The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

My liveblog from ~50% to the end: game events, Navi as mechanic, time travel???, so much metadata, Gerudo are the very best, cyclical narrative are fascinating and I wish I wanted to play the other games, etc.; it is very long!

me:  hello dark Link is in this one 1) this is the 1.5 things i was not really spoiled for (in context of Ocarina) 2) oh my god i have so much fanart of this scene what a well-done sequence! really subtle and eerie effects/use of reflection and clever combat and like not skillful combat at all “don’t lock on, try and sort of flail until you get around him then stab his butt wildly” but pretty and the fade-out is really effective! so much really good subtextual-to-the-point-of-not-existing narrative; fights with shadow selves are best trope?? i looked at that art again and! it v good! i remember finding this dynamic compelling even before familiar with canon in any way! but it’s not explored, just, “you could explore this yourself, if you want”

me: where is Link keep iron boots when not wear that they don’t effect his weight just curious

Missy: don’t ask they magic also it really amuses me that your biggest connection to OoT is “i have sexy pics of Link and dark Link”

me: what is the logic of traveling BACK to kid Link??? (there is no logic, i know, i know) “you picked up the sword and were too young for it so we incubated you until ready” implies that Kingdom Hearts-esque he grew up in the jar, time passed but he wasn’t there for it but then no! and he can go back! and i get it would be awful to put collectables/shortcuts and then be like ARBITRARY UNPREDICTABLE CUT-OFF POINT being able to pop back is polite; and having offered that, tying it into plot is clever but ……..how???? it work?

[future Juu: Spirit Temple is best dungeon b/c it makes the time travel mechanic part of the core gameplay, aka the dungeons; but the time travel still fails to make sense, here or there or in the ending. maybe I read too much into chrysalis imagery b/c of my KH background? but the original wording, “we put you in sacred realm until you growed up,” just conflicts hugely with everything else time travel does in this game]

Missy: in the room with the rolly boulders HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY GODDAMIT NAVI I GET WE NEED TO AVOID THE BOULDERS YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL ABOUT THEM NONSTOP hey navi. you don’t like getting squished. i don’t like getting squished. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SAYING HEY SO I DON’T JUST SQUISH YOU.

me: i am so 50/50 on why everyone found Navi so annoying i have this strong “it not her fault” feel “it the limit of her programing”

Missy: normally she fine but sometimes HEY HEY HEY  HEY

me: some of [the boy’s] retro game adventures in the time before waypoints are… interesting like it’s super immersive which is great more active exploration, less “mindlessly follow waypoint” but they forget that in the samey-textured-fucking-identical-rooms you just … can’t pathfind naturally i come away with this really strong sense of “oh that’s why we handhold” when actually! we could handhold less now that we can have unrecycled textures/assets and rooms that aren’t just boxes! but you still spend  the whole time (in retro games) wishing for a waypoint or a fucking HUD or anything in the world that tells you how go where [examples of retro games that fit this matrix: the original Thief series, the original Deus Ex] and i feel like Navi is that “in such a sprawling and potentially non-linear game, player needs an aid” Missy: esp when HEY WHERE DO I GO? HEY HEY LISTEN sorta useful me: yeah she's good for "how to begin next dungeon" stuff but for stuff like "what do these magic seeds do" "chickens????" she useless and then she breaks out the advice for "DID YOU KNOW BOULDER MAKE THE SQUISH" thanks navi, i had guessed

Missy: hehe yahh

me: there’s actually--and, let us still preserve my overall ehhhhhhhhh opinion of Undertale, but--there’s a great sort of hat-tip to that trope when helper NPC interrupts you while doing a puzzle so that you are forced to “fail” it (need to push three buttons; NPC: “I’ll help you with timing!!”; reminder re: timing forces you to fail timing lol) god aren’t vidya games cool they’re like 50% experience/feelings/narrative and 50% mechanics/game design it’s so interesting!!! i have feelings!!!! 

me: Bongo Bongo actually fav boss so far WITH savestates without, probably hell but with, save stating becomes another mechanic, another move to time, like saving after stunning second hand so i can make sure eye of truth + counter eye + dmg, and then reset to save state if i miss one of those steps which happens a lot pacing great with savestates, very tense without, probably just ragey

Missy: yes and yes

[future Juu: this became a consistent theme. I started using save states to avoid the constant walking back each time I returned to the game, but they universally made combat feel more strategic and dependent on my actions, and less flaily and dependent on ehhh controls]

me: hello yes the Gerudo are extremely interesting is very Amazons

Missy: yes except Ganondork

me: like in any single-sex society, even those created by feminists (Joanna Russ, Nicola Griffith) i want more interrogation of sex=gender, how gender binary works when part of the binary is super unrepresented, characters forgoing binary entirely, etc. esp. interesting here b/c they 1) do have very rare males 2) have contact with non-Gerudo men, so they’re exposed to a gender binary, but how does that impact their culture “occasionally a man and then he becomes king of everything” is super icky for obvious reasons but i wonder what the on-the-ground view of that is, like, they have their own leadership roles, 100 years is a long time to be periodically self-sustaining, does the average citizen even care is it a figurehead monarchy “they just wear the pretty crown and look important; meanwhile, we rule ourselves” system fucked up every cycle that Ganandorf shows up to be ~evil~

me: obviously they do enough breeding outside their race to sustain it, but their culture is actually pretty self-contained/even xenophobic, so how does culture sharing work, how does race work???? Gerudo have distinct skin tone, but are breeding with whiter people presumably a lot, what does mixed race look like??? or b/c ~magic~ is that not a thing, are the daughters all just Gerudo wiki says we unno if they have contact with bio fathers, is there any cultural sharing??? what does Gerudo family unit look like; j/k it’s a “a lesbian and her extended lesbian family”

Missy: Keep in mind Historically speaking *every* Gerudo male in known history is Ganondork Following every game And every timeline So the king of everything may not be so much icky political as Gerudo + triforce of power = Ganon king of Gerudo/evil = harbinger of end of world and Hyrule reset

me: so, Dark Souls-like, we’re sort of stuck in a timeline/event loop, looking at same sort of events in different times/iterations (maybe it’s a reverse Jesus, like, they had this prophecy indefinitely but it didn’t effect daily life, but when it’s realized via Ganon we begin a sort of cycle of the game series) Missy: Most interesting bits there are the Twilight Princess stuff Where the n64 Link is a shade waiting for end of world to pass on his knowledge before disappearing Because yeah--Ganon loop seems like public Gerudo knowledge But Link loop is less talked about. The hero of time is just the legend

me: i’m sort of mad that aesthetic/the plot is just hero’s journey/here have the same narrative 2023842 times makes me not want to play others while iterated narrative is such a great trope and does make me want to care

Missy: Zelda future is open world The narrative is apparently partially taking back seat So the future lore from Twilight Princess would be tasty for you (esp. since Hyrule is bigger and more history has been written) But then the open world of BotW is a different allure. You write your own story etc

me: but open world just so ……………tired the dumb shit one can do in BotW is interesting, i just i like, you know, a narrative or sense of purpose

me: i finish Ocarina i have questions so Zelda sends him back to original time, everyone happy in future, life beautiful, sages together & everyone seems to know what’s occurred or at least that evil gone now child Link shows up at temple, Navi is like bye bitch, child Link goes to see child Zelda does he tell her to not fuck up > Ganondorf doesn’t come to power in new alternate timeline???? b/c either she’s like, hey, i know you want to be an adult now, but time to be a child and live through the reign of terror until future you saves shit, OR they’re alternate timelining it and everything sages etc did won’t really exist, so why so long an epilogue focused on them either way the time travel still doesn’t make sense since all the sword does is pop Link in chrysalis until old enough to use it??????/ Missy: Ocarina -> timeline split the adult saved timeline is the one that leads to Wind Waker, i think tl;dr Link saves world and then goes poof oops

me: “Regardless, Ocarina of Time has always been one of the centerpoint games in the chronology, with the events at the end of the game, where Zelda sends Link back to his youth, splitting the timeline.” (source) okay okay that’s a thing

Missy: yeah so Twilight Princess is the other branch

me: Zelda: still fucking things up sorta gj Zelda she is the center of everything isn’t she, i guess, like, thus the title

Missy: yes she is Ganon-Link-Zelda triforce

me: “When the official timeline was revealed in Hyrule Historia, the placement of Ocarina of Time in the series was revealed to be of even greater value, as the events of the game actually split the series’s timeline into three branches.” (ibid.)

Missy: oh yeah third branch we fucked up branch as in you lose to Ganondork and then.. snes game?

me: god i love iterated narratives it really is a pity i don’t care about the worldbuilding (except lesbians obvs.) and also characters and also aesthetic and also hero’s journey and also gameplay “Link is sent back to his childhood, leaving this branch without a Hero, as told in the prologue to The Wind Waker. Ganondorf eventually overcomes the Sages’ seal and attempts to take over Hyrule, but with no Hero to face the evil,” GJ ZELDA JEEZE like tbf, Link telling Zelda > child timeline is also Link’s fault and Link failing to defeat Ganon > grimdark timeline is also him so he is central, triforce, etcetc but Zelda is actually interesting and Link is mostly fridge horror so, shrug that said, it some good fridge horror i propose alternate timeline for another fanfic i never gon’ write child Link almost warns Zelda, goes, wait, what about timeline shit, nvm, decides to just wait it out seven years of increasing darkness watching bad shit pile up actually seeing it from the ground instead of in summary, it worse than he thought, “i done fucked up”

Missy: do a triforce swap Ganon comes out with wisdom Zelda has power Link still courage

me: Ganon wisdom = grimest dark b/c he would be smart enough to succeed wisdom is power really, it’s more effective longterm than brute force then Hyrule rip

#Juu metadata #conversations with Missy #Juu plays #The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time #too many to tag #but uh: #Undertale #The Legend of Zelda #Dark Souls #Juu watches other people play #Thief #Deus Ex #Juu reads

[androgynousblackbox]

Fic request for @left-handed-rick with the prompt: If you wanna write something fucked up and sad. There’s this idea of a play on “The little match girl” but instead it’s a sad Morty in Morty town slowly freezing to death, and using eating simple Rick and morty wafers to feel warm. 

Simple Rick Wafers wasn’t something that you could just find in any corner of Morty Town and not a price that you could pay easily. It wasn’t even meant to be bought by Mortys, because supposedly they just weren’t design to have the same effect on them. That is why it took him so long to find someone who could provide a box and even longer reunite enough money to grab it. He ordered it before just as a luxery, something to try on, and after he was kicked out from his apartment, it was the only good thing left to aspire. The citadel didn’t need Christmas or any other holyday, just because Ricks didn’t want them. But Mortys counted all the day and waited for the right moment, celebrating them between them and the very, very few Rick who gave a fuck. He personally have never met one that did, but some Mortys knew other Mortys who have heard about a Rick like that. According to their own calendars, the one that didn’t follow the ones provided by the Citadel itself, it was the night of Christmas and he planned to gift himself with a good gift. He didn’t remember the last time he felt excited for something after grabbing the box and running through the streets, ignoring the snowflakes that floated in front of his eyes, like any kid that couldn’t wait to get home to open the last number of a dirty magazine. He had seen the commercial. Everyone did. It was like some kind of drug sweet or something, made from pure dreams and good feelings from some poor sap that didn’t knew any better. He came running until the inside of an abandoned factory, jumping over the sleeping figures of other Mortys and cardboard boxes before finally setting inside his own little cardboard house. He always carried his money around with him and didn’t had anything more worth stealing, so at least he could count so he would always find his place exactly like he found it. That is, until someone just destroyed his box just passing through, but that still didn’t happen so he guessed was okay.  At least inside they were relatively safe from the snow. It was still cold, though, but that wasn’t necessarily anything new to them. Morty ready himself and opened the box very carefully, as to not make any sound that could alert the others and ask him for a wafer. Oh, no, of course he wasn’t going to share shit. He had worked very hard for that box, expected so much of it and almost risked his life to obtain it. Something that was just about a innocent pleasure, not those that made him feel sick and ashamed hours later. Nope, this was his and his alone and everyone could fuck off. He unwrapped the first one and put it under his nose. Mmm, yes, that sweet, sweet vanilla scent. He hadn’t smelled anything like that in what felt like years. Did he ever do that? He didn’t remember, actually. He didn’t remember a lot about any kind of life before ending up in the Citadel. Didn’t knew if he had a Rick or a family, although he assumed he did at some point, but for some reason they just didn’t take care of him anymore. His story was just the same as thousands of other Mortys. It could have been worst. Some Mortys only remembered the bad things their Rick did to them or were responsible of. He didn’t feel any envy towards those poor fuckers. His Rick was probably an ass too anyway. No need to question that. He licked the side with just the tip of the tongue and felt the flavor of lemon filling him up. Good. Morty took a big breath and let out slowly, trying to remember that he had to control himself and not devour everything like some pig. Who knew when he was going to ever have something like that again? His hand trembled and he felt himself shake. Fuck, it was cold. Why the fuck they programmed the weather to be like that? What was the point? He took from his bag some extra clothing to cover himself. It was much, but it was a little better. Then took the wafer again. “Okay, little buddy “, he whispered, his breath coming out in white clouds. “Work your magic with me.” He took the first bite and chewed on it like a dog a toy. It was sweet, the best thing he ever had in his life, delicious. But that was it.  There was no feeling of getting high or warmer than before. It was just a wafer. A wafer that was kinda dried and would benefit from a glass of milk he didn’t had. “Oh, man”, he sighed. 

 Of course, he should have expected it. Since when a Morty has good luck? No matter.  It was still food and by god, he was going to enjoy his food. It was Christmas, goddamit! And fuck the milk, who needed that shit anyway! And so he ate, much calmer than before, while the calm and the quiet of the factory serve him as company. 

At some point the weather must have changed because he suddenly didn’t felt cold anymore. On the contraire, it was suddenly to hot to be so covered up. He undressed himself until being left only on his pants, chewing the wafer or at least he imagined he was still doing it. They were good. 

He would have liked them more to eat them at the table in the dinner room while mom bring him a glass of something, giving him a pat on the head before sitting next to him. He could almost picture her blonde hair and the red lipstick that parted on a soft smile. 

And dad… dad without a tablet, his same brown hair and bland clothing, coming from behind and messing his hair while greeting him before taking a sit too. A redhead teenager appeared then. 

“Hey, Morty”, she said and he knew her name was Summer, even though he was sure he never bothered to learn that name. “Enjoying yourself?” 

Before he could answer, he felt a hand rubbing against his shoulder and a voice he recognized instantly talking over his head. 

 “Of course he is, Summer “, said the voice he had heard in television, sometimes in Creepy Morty, sometimes in announcements throughout the city, never that close to him. “The little shit better enjoy the fuck out of those after the fucked up things he had to do to get them. No judging.” 

Morty looked up and found Rick smiling to him. It wasn’t just a Rick. It was his Rick. He knew.

 “How you do, M-Morty?”, said the old man, friendly. 

“What happened?”, asked Morty, feeling a single tear falling from his eye. “Where have you been?” 

“Aww, buddy, don’t give me that look”, Rick took the final chair at the table. “It wasn’t intentional, you know.” 

“People just don’t usually want to die, Morty”, pointed Summer, crossing her arms. “Don’t blame grandpa. He did what he could so at least you could escape. The sickness, remember?” Morty stared at her without blinking. “Oh, fuck, really? Did you erase that too, grandpa?” 

“Hey, excuse me if I don’t want the kid going around having the image of his screaming family falling apart in front of him”, said Rick, shrugging. 

At the mention of that, Morty immediately saw it again and grabbed his head. Oh god, he remembered. The scream, the smell of death, the vomits. Rick grabbing him and injecting him with something before pushing him through a portal, leaving himself behind because there was no enough to make two cures. 

“Oh, great, now you are done it “, said Jerry. “What is a nice family reunion without some trauma?” 

“Sweetie, it’s okay “, said Beth, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Once the thing got to our brains it was all over for us. It was relatively painless and quick.” 

“Talk for yourself”, said Summer. “You didn’t see it from the outside. It was gross.” 

“Well, guess what, changing diapers wasn’t also a pretty nice look but guess who had to do that fo…” 

“Wait!”, said Morty, putting both on the table, making the wafer and glass tremble. “W-what is this? I don’t understand. Am I d-d-dead?” 

“Duh”, Summer rolled her eyes. 

“Summer “, warned his parents before turning to him. 

“Oh, please “, said Rick. “We can cut the bullshit already. He already spoiled the twist so there is no point in act all mysterious and shit.” 

“Regardless “, said Jerry, turning to his son. “Morty, we are sorry that things didn’t turn out as okay as they should have but we are glad to see you again.”

 “That is what you get for trusting into the Citadel “, Rick raised to his feet. “My bad, little guy. I didn’t know what else to do then. I fucked up” 

Morty looked at the wafer and took a bit of one of them. It was still good. He didn’t knew how he could still taste it and didn’t want to question it either. He looked to his grandpa and found him looking down, waiting for his answer. 

“I forgive you “, said and Rick visibly relaxed, smiling. 

“Well, we have to go now”, said Beth, giving him a little pat on the back. Morty follow her to the front door. 

“Where are we going? “, he asked, for the first time realizing he had no idea. 

“You don’t have to worry about that “ Rick put his arm on his shoulder and gave him a little squeeze. “This is nothing more than our next big adventure, Morty. It’s gonna great!” 

The next morning a single Morty reported on the snowdin that occurred in the abandoned factory and a bunch of Rick cops were horrified to find a bunch of his alternative grandsons, unmoving. Forensic would determine later that they must have been sleeping when the ceiling fell off and let the snow reach them. 

#rick and morty #my fanfic #rick sanchez #morty smith #summers smith #jerry smith #beth smith