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venbetta · 7 months

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SB x Animal Crossing Headcanons

Freddy

His island theme would either space themed or have a woodsy feel. Maybe he would have one half of the island start off as woodsy, and then further into it it becomes space. His villagers are definitely bears and cubs, maybe one bunny villager as a homage to Bonnie (he's definitely got a high friendship with said bunny villager). He's definitely a good island representative, making sure he takes care of his island and is always building something. His island is before his own needs, so his house would probably only be up to the 2nd upgrade. He's willing to help out other players by giving them NMTs and bells, since he seems to be rich in that aspect. He doesn't change out any of his villagers, and he gets sad whenever one of them wants to move...

His island is 5 stars.

His villagers: Beardo, Ike, Megan, Charlise, Grizzly, Stitches, Maple, Poncho, Bluebear, and Sasha.

Chica

Her island is bright colored, mostly pastel pink, everything is cutesy and food related too. She definitely has little shops and decorations meant to represent food stands. She's just enjoys collecting pink items and coming up with new build ideas for the island. She definitely has perfect fruit as well. She's got the full DIY cook book completed, having an overabundance of recipes which she gives to players and friends for free whenever they visit. She's also great at happy home design. She's a master at the stalk market... she's got the best prices. She's a 4 star island.

Most of her villagers are birds and bunnies...

Her villagers:

Ruby, Coco, Dotty, Piper, Jay, Midge, Quinn, Phil, Phoebe, Cranston

Roxy

Her island is car themed, with a big makeshift salon she created. She has a lot of clothes and hair styles, it's a fashion show every week. She has a lot of wands too. Her storage is running out of space because of how much shit she has...

She forces her villagers to stay, she likes them a lot. She dresses them up, even Barold. She's got a good friendship with Viviane, that's her girl. She's not rich like Freddy or Chica, but she's just having a good time hanging around her villagers and collecting clothing items.

Her villagers:

Audie, Fang, Skye, Viviane, Ankha, Bonbon, Barold, Judy, Amelia

Monty

His island is country swamp theme, one side is country the other swamp. He's not a good builder but he's trying, he's got a few furniture items he's using the build with. Freddy's always giving him stuff, as much as he doesn't want it. A lot of unread mail...

Bros chilling with his flimsy tools.

He's not focused too much on the island, but he likes island hopping and collecting resources, mostly visiting his friend's islands to hang out. He prefers fishing and filling out his critter encyclopedia, and filling the museum. He doesn't really play that much but when he does he chills out with his villagers and fishes. His favorite villager is Dobie. He's rocking at 2 stars, but he's in no rush to get 5 stars.

His villagers:

Apollo, Kabuki, Boots, Leonardo, Drake, Rosewell, Genji, Sparro, Curt, Dobie.

Bonnie

His island is 80s bowling themed with some space elements (...coughs). Any leftover or duplicate items Freddy had he'd nab to put on his own island, most of which were space themed. He likes island hopping most for resources and to increase profits. He's got four stars, he's trying to reach 5 stars so he can brag to Roxy (she's at 3 stars). Most of his villagers are bunnies, a few cubs, and a bear. Of course, he's gonna have the highest friendship with the bear villager because it reminds him of Freddy. He's definitely using his secluded beach as a little hangout spot for him and Freddy when he visits his island.

His villagers:

Claude, Snake, Tiffany, Francine, Chrissy, Kody, Pekoe, Pudge, Vladimir, Teddy

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This was just for sillies and fun

#fnaf security breach #fnaf headcanons #animal crossing #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #glamrock bonnie #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #crossover #its just some fun ideas i came up with #i really thought it was cute hehe #text post

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xxlemon-chanxx · 26 days

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On the spicier side, ever thought about doing a full NSFW alphabet for Beardo Philip?

Sorry this took me so long! I was having a lot of trouble with some of these lol

Anyways, NSFW alphabets for Philip and Belos!

Philip NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I hate to say this, but nonexistent. He's incredibly rough with S/O and then he leaves them to be sore and shaking while he goes off and does…whatever the hell he thinks needs to be done. The only time the effort for aftercare is made is in two scenarios:

• The S/O is VISIBLY pregnant with his child

Philip is so rough with S/O that he feels he must do general maintenance to not have his partner break on him.

Unfortunately, Philip is really shitty and neglectful towards his lovers

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Anything that's chubby—stomachs, breasts, thighs, etc… being plump or chubby was considered very attractive I'm Philip’s time, so I imagine that he would enjoy the warmth and softness that comes from having a partner with excess fat on them. He loves to bury his face in S/O’s breasts/bosom or their belly. He loves to grab handfuls of it with his hands and knead and squeeze it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He paints S/O. Whether it be on the inside or out, he enjoys seeing them quivering as he pumps his length, aiming towards whatever spot he hasn't covered yet.

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Philip keeps a secret “sin journal” of all of the fantasies he wishes he could make a reality with S/O but refuses to actually do it in real life because it goes against what he believes is “proper.”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's most likely a virgin before he meets S/O. His experience is limited to what S/O is willing to show him and how much he is willing to LEARN from them. He's stubborn, rude, and needs to have things done his way. He's a very selfish lover, is what I'm trying to say in so many words.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. He will change it up sometimes, but usually when he does it's because he feels too ashamed by his urges to want to look S/O in the eye, so he’ll push them face-down on whatever surface is available and fuck them that way.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He's usually very serious. Very rarely is lovemaking something he’s playful for. When he is loving, he practically WORSHIPS S/O, but for the most part, he's usually all business and no play. Puritans, am I right?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I've made another post about this, but no…he’s not well-groomed at all. He actually has a constant dirt cloud swirling around him like Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown. When Lilith punched him in the nose, she kicked up a small flurry of grime that swirled around his head for hours. His hair is greasy and probably has a dead moth somewhere in it, and he smells like he would hiss and scurry to hide if someone held up a soap bar.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

He's either very emotionally detached or he's angry-fucking. Philip hates the idea that he's succumbing to his lesser impulses when he's having sex. The only exception to this is if him and S/O are properly married, ONLY THEN he will allow himself to be more emotionally present and warm towards his partner.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does not, and he actively forbids his S/O from masturbating either. Sits down with S/O and makes them pray with him if he catches them doing it. Continues to shame them after.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding. He loves the idea of getting his partner pregnant and making lots of babies. A strong bloodline needs lots of healthy babies.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

This is really funny, but considering we see Philip’s home is mostly stationed in a cave, that's also where I headcanon he's most willing to do the deed. He doesn't like staying in towns in the Boiling Isles because of the denizens, so he's going to stick to the series of cave hideouts that he's carved out across his journey in the Demon Realm. Philip shagging on a cave floor is just really funny to me.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Stress. He's most likely to seek out his partner for sex if he's under an insane amount of stress. Something about all of that stress boiling over REALLY puts him in the mood to angry-fuck to get all of his frustration out.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

He would hate not being the dominant one. He NEEDS that control over the situation because God forbid he gets caught unawares or someone is able to have an iota of power over him. He likes holding all the Aces. He won't even entertain the idea of his partner PRETENDING to be the dominant one for the evening. Its also partially an ego thing.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

This is similar to masturbation. He doesn't, whether that's giving or receiving. His view on sex is very narrow and he's very resistant to trying new things. He doesn't give oral and he's downright offended if his partner asks him to go down on them.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough. This ties back in to the “angry-fuck” or “stress-fuck” idea, but he really does treat these things as annoying urges that he should get over with so he can go back to ignoring them.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

kind of self-explanatory lol. He doesn't do slow and sensual sessions. Every time he fucks his S/O it's like he's speedrunning.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

No. He doesn't really want to differ from what he deems as “appropriate.”

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

His rounds never last too long, but he usually has at least two or three in him before he's done. So think three nuts over the course of 7 minutes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, kind of self-explanatory.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

His ‘teasing’ is very mean. Borderline insulting with what he says. He's very much the type to use abusive language and then frame it like his partner is the one in the wrong for being upset over it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's very quiet, but the sounds he does make are very ragged. A lot of grunts and growls. Occasionally he’ll mutter something like “take it” or “c’mon,” but for the most part it's silent with the occasional grunt.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

If Philip accidentally hurts his S/O during sex, he’ll actually take the time to take care of them until it was clear they were going to be okay. Puritans were very much against physical spousal abuse, so he’s not going to raise a hand to you to hurt you intentionally if it's not a situation where he deems death as being the only resort.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's not particularly muscular, but he doesn't look emaciated either. He has some clear definition where you can see his ribs poking out, but he also has a bit of a gut. For anyone who doesn't know, if you’re malnourished, that can cause a lot of problems for your gut health, which can lead to inflammation and swelling, which results in a distended, rounder belly. Because Philip has a completely messed up eating schedule where his body never knows what it's gonna get or when it's gonna get it, he is showing some signs of malnutrition.

And of course, he's covered in dark, curly hair, and some spots where his veins would be showing are subtly tinted that sickly cursed green.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Non-existent until it's there. Anyone with ADD or autism may be able to relate to this, but it’ll very much be like when you go a day without eating and then have your body scream at you at 2am because it's starving. Essentially that. He doesn't feel the urge to engage (and is actually generally repulsed when his S/O tries to instigate) until it hits him like a truck at the most inopportune times.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He’s either awake for several hours after or he conks out immediately. It entirely depends on if he was in the middle of something when he felt the urge.

Belos NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He's actually incredibly good at aftercare, which is surprising. Whether it be massaging a sore muscle, cuddling, drawing a bath for S/O, or anything else they need done.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Same as Philips, anything soft and squishy, so stomach, tits, etc

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

As much as he would love to paint his partner like he used to be able to, his shots don't have the same oomph that they used to. Cum just sort of oozes out in waves. He’ll likely pull out just enough so the head of his cock is slowly leaking onto his S/O’s entrance before pushing back in.

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He enjoys subtly guilting S/O into putting on “special outfits” for him when they’ve been “misbehaving” in his eyes (aka not blindly listening to what he says). He likes to make sure he gets what he wants in the least confrontational way.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's not very experienced before meeting S/O, but he's very eager to learn and he's very gentle, so even his most noticeable shortcomings in the bedroom are more endearing than anything else.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He likes S/O on his lap facing him. His hand finds its way to their lower back and firmly presses their hips against his. Even after completion he could sit like that for hours with them.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Still kind of serious, but it's more light-hearted and loving than what Philip would be. He can whisper in S/O’s ear, call them little endearments, make little quips here and there depending on how noisy/responsive his partner is, etc.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's immaculate. He's the emperor. He lives in a massive castle with dozens of people waiting on him hand and foot, there's not a chance in hell that man is not the most well-groomed man on the boiling isles.

His hair on his chest and naval is going to be patchy because there are several scars on his body (both from his curse and otherwise) that leave bare patches of skin where hair doesn't grow

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Super gentle and compassionate. I headcanon that Belos will actually be so gentle that it's maddening. He actually has to hush his S/O because they will often whimper and beg for him to please go harder/faster and he just…doesn’t. He likes his pace. It gets him where he needs to be by the end of the night and he doesn't have to worry about throwing out his old man back.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Unfortunately, he’s still a lot like Philip in this regard. He doesn't masturbate and he doesn't believe his S/O should either. But, instead of shaming his S/O if he catches them, like younger Philip would have, he takes it as a sign that he's neglecting them, and immediately interrupts them to “fulfill their needs for them.”

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks

Once again breeding. Man loves the idea of his partner having babies.

Now there's an added worship kink. He loves tracing his beloved’s body with his lips and lingering on the parts he likes the most.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom. He's a very private man and doesn't even want to RISK the chance of being spotted doing the do out in public. Imagine the scandal and shame.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Sometimes seeing his partner naked is enough to get that ball rolling, other times it can be something as simple as his partner sensually tracing his shoulders and spine as they pass by that make him ready for action.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Being totally submissive. He could NEVER be fully submissive. He doesn't feel safe not having some semblance of control. Even if he trusted S/O more than he's trusted anybody in his life, it's not enough for him to be completely at their mercy. He will always need one hand on the wheel.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Will most definitely need to be coaxed into it, but if his partner frames it as something popular that human’s do in modern times, he *might* be convinced to try it out. He might even like it! Even if he does like giving/receiving, that will have to be for very specific circumstances.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual babyyyyyy

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Sometimes he likes to get a load out before he has to start his day. Morning wood and all. Definitely at least a weekly occurrence.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Anything Belos experiments with are things his S/O pleaded with him to try. He's a very old man who is mostly blind to the world of sex.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

One and the round will last around ten minutes.

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Again, he likes to tease when his partner is begging him to go faster/harder. He absolutely refuses to be any faster than a snail's pace.

“My my, someone is impatient.”

“Don’t rush, darling. Enjoy this time with me.”

“Be at ease, my sweet. There's no need to fuss.”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very quiet with the slightest moans and gasps.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He reaaallly enjoys praying in the bedroom. I once had the headcanon that he prays in Latin and I have not since been able to imagine a sex scene with him where he doesn't sing praises to the heavens in Latin at least once.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slender, but with old man sagginess on his abdomen, under his arms, etc. His scar wraps around him like a spiral with branches, cutting across his chest, naval, one branching down his arm and another one halfway down one thigh.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He will want sex at least 4-5 times a week, maybe less if he's incredibly busy.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

If it's a nightly fuck, he's out like a light as soon as he's finished with aftercare.

#philip wittebane #toh philip #belosfanstakeover #toh #toh emperor belos #emperor belos #belos wittebane #the owl house belos #toh belos

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my-soupy-brain · 8 months

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Y/N and Ted have a code name for a dirty word. While at a social event with lots of people, Y/N casually slips the word into conversation, causing Ted to choke on his drink and get very red in the face.

OK, this is too fun to pass up even if I'm dipping my toe back into the prompt writing game. Basing this off Jason's Hall Pass interview about "subtract your clothes..." Let's goooo!

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Relationship: Ted Lasso x reader

Warnings: Teasing, light smut

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The gala was a smashing success for Rebecca and the team this year. No Rupert in sight for once -- it's nice he's been basically banished from the face of the earth -- and it was so fun getting to dress up with your boyfriend, Ted Lasso.

Ted looked so good in a suit it almost hurt.

His long, muscular legs in dark dress pants. His brought shoulders in a jacket. That tie was teasing you all night to grab it.

You returned to your table with a whiskey for him and a vodka tonic for you.

As Roy and Keeley chatted, your hand was on his thigh under the table, running up higher and higher. Ted's body naturally leaned a little closer, and then he moved his chair a little closer, so your hand could reach further...

"Sometimes you gotta just do the math," you said, smirking with a wink at Ted, but speaking to Roy as an analogy.

Ted chokes a bit on his whiskey, looking at you with big doe eyes.

"Yeah, yer right about that. I'm gettin' anotha drink. Anyone want one?" Keeley pops up to join him.

"Sugar?" Ted murmurs, your hand still high on his thigh.

"Hm?"

"What...uh, made ya use that term?" Ted asks, his voice low and gruff, turning you on.

"Do the math?"

Ted nods. "You know damn well what I'm talkin' about."

Ooof, you loved this saucy side.

"That's our code word for sexy time," he adds. "Or, rather, when we want to fuck."

Your whole body tingles and chills as that word slides out of his mouth, in that low Kansas drawl.

Keeley and Roy are chattering when they return to the table and you nod in acknowledgment, whispering to Ted.

"Wanted to see what you'd do."

Ted clears his throat, and grabs your hand, placing right over his cock, which is hardening quickly under the table. He knows you can't stand feeling it when you can't do anything about it.

So two can play this game.

When Leslie stops by your table, you reach out to pat his arm.

"Hi there, Leslie!" you greet. "Hey, question: Can we do the math later on some of the marketing budget for next season?"

Leslie, none the wiser to your and Ted's game, smiles jovially. "Absolutely. Happy to help!" He walks away to join his wife at their table.

"Just gonna do the math with anyone, huh?" Ted whispers to your ear. You grin and wink, taking a sip of your cocktail and dropping one strap of your dress down, making his nostrils flare at how bad he wants to lick your skin.

As you push away from the table, you stand quickly and fix your strap.

"Excuse me! Powder room, ladies room, you know the drill," you joke with a laugh, leaving the table.

Ted's jaw clenches watching your hips sway away in that dress that clings to all the right places. Roy and Keeley are now talking to Jamie with their backs turned to Ted, giving him the opportunity to scurry away.

"Ted!" Beard chimes, holding Jane's hand. "How are ya? Haven't seen you tonight."

Ted is distracted, watching your body in the low light through the corridor where you take a left.

Ted nods, "Uh, yeah. Yeah, Beardo, sorry about that. Jane, nice to see ya. If you excuse me..."

He bee-lines for your whereabouts, keeping an eye on anyone else who may be nearby.

He's willed his hard cock to stay down but if he has it his way, it won't be for long. He sneaks into the ladie's restroom and hears only your humming and sees no other feet in the stalls.

"Ted!" you exclaim, and he holds up a "shush," before turning around and locking the door.

In two wide steps he picks you up and puts you on the counter, his hands climbing up under your dress to your thighs.

"Someone is excited..."

Ted grunts as he kisses your neck, slipping his jacket off without removing his lips.

"That phrase is like Pavlov's damn dogs, I can't stand it," he gruffs. "Need you. Now."

His need is evident in the way he pleads for you, and you slip the straps of your dress off and let your breasts out to him.

"We don't have long, baby..." you whisper against his lips, which then leave yours to reach your collarbone, your breast, and now wrapped around a nipple. Ted nods. "Mmm-hmm" as his hands work under your dress for your panties but...

Oh-hoooo! No panties to be found.

His deft fingers make quick work between the wetness that's gathered from teasing him all night. And his other hand works open his belt in one fell swoop, your fingers nimbly unbuttoning and lowering the fly.

Using a grunt and needy stare, Ted tugs you to the edge of the counter and lines up into you, sinking into your heat and pushing his hips in and out.

"I don't think I've ever seen you this hard," you murmur, breathless, against his ear. You're keeping your voices low since the hallway's just outside.

His right hand cups your ass, the other against your face as he kisses you.

"Only you can do that to me, sugar," he practically moans out, looking down to see himself sliding in and out of you.

"Fuck," you cry against his neck, your body trembling as your climax nears. You try to keep your voice down.

"Yeah, yeah...that's right, baby... come for me. Come for me, show me how good that feels," he's murmuring against your ear with a hot breath and deep drawl. That does you in, taking you over the edge.

"Oh, oh...oh, God...I'm..."

Ted nods and smiles, his cock still working a measured rhythm with your body. "Yeah, there she is. That feel good darlin'? You're so good..."

Your fingernails are grasping his hair, his back, anything you can reach for purchase as he looks up to see your head tilted over, your lips parted, eyes glassy and it's the sexiest thing ever that he's doing this right now.

You can feel his body stiffen and hips stutter and you know he's close, so you return to his lips, kissing him, running your tongue along them and that takes him to his edge.

A thrust, and another, and he's spilling into you, his mouth and mustache tucked against your neck while he moans as quietly as he can. And that's hard, because Ted is a moaner.

But he doesn't depart just yet, as you soothe him and tell him how good he feels, how good he always makes you feel, which makes him feel so happy and loved after doing something so uncharacteristic for him.

"Should we go back to the gala?" he asks gently, using a damp, warm paper towel to clean you up -- like he always does at home.

You nod.

"If I can walk, sure."

He bursts into giggles at that, and you do, too.

One of your favorite things about Ted is how much fun you have. Always.

"I could give you a piggyback ride?" he offers, still smirking. His dimple deep on his cheek.

"I'll just stain your suit jacket."

And another round of giggles ensues.

Knock-knock-knock! "Is this in use? I think the door locked!"

Ted's eyes go wide, and so do yours. But you both start to giggle.

"Just a second!" you call out, Ted hiding on a toilet in an empty stall.

You unlock the door just in time to see Mrs. Higgins.

"Oh, hello dear! That must've locked on your way in!"

"It sure did! I'm sorry about that," you smile, your eyes darting to the stall where Ted is hovered with his feet off the ground.

Once she goes to her own stall, Ted sneaks down and out of the restroom with you, hand in hand. Giggling all the way back to the ballroom.

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Hope that was a fun one! Jason's whole "subtract your clothes, divide your legs" had me thinking what phrase could be innocuous enough to make Ted sweat. And there we go! Thank you so much for this prompt, friend!

#ted lasso x reader #ted lasso fanfic #ted lasso fanfiction #ted lasso smut #ted lasso x you #gala ted is too hot to put down

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therealgeofftd · 1 month

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i was playing around with the total drama ship generator and here's what i got

Dakota x Heather (Dakeather??) I actually kinda dig this one might make some art for it

Sammy x Sugar (Sugammy?) I think I've actually seen this one before. But anyway Team Tiara lesbians let's go! I actually wouldn't mind seeing slow burn for this

Beth x Max (Bax?) This one just makes me smile fsr. Something about it is cute to me

Axel x Priya (Priyaxel?) I've seen this one before and tbh i really like it. Fighter lesbians who will survive the zombie apocalypse together without breaking a sweat

Chase x MK (CK?) tbh I don't see this one as romantic but i think they'd make a really funny duo. Like imagine them making those horrible youtube prank videos together. Love it

Spud x MacArthur (SpudArthur) Again i dont see em as romantic but they'd be funny friends

Beardo x Jasmine (Jasdo) alright i like this. this is cute

Zee x Scary Girl (Scaryzee) No but like imagine zee just never being afraid of lauren. like she could chase him with a cleaver or something and e'd just be like "woah gnarly"

Blaineley x Josee (Joneley) EVIL. TOXIC. LESBIANS. You know what I call that? PERFECTION.

Manitoba x Duncan (Duncitoba) I'm just gonna leave this one for you guys

heres the ship generator if you want to play with it yourself

#total drama #.talk

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campbyler · 7 months

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Who are the Party’s acnh dreamies, and did they get them? Also, do they have Happy Home Paradise?

Completely unrelated, but I’ve had the random urge to play animal crossing all week. And I’ve felt this weird connection to Isabelle. Strange. /s

(I’m so sad that I never got to play New Leaf, but I had a DSI instead of a 3DS so I couldn’t play any of the cool games 😔)

OHHH THIS ASK IS FOR MEEEE IT’S FOR ME!!!!!

i definitely think they have all their dreamies!!! dustin absolutely makes his own amiibos so i think he helps everyone get who they want. i also think he gets involved in a lot of discords and treasure islands so even for the 8 new villagers that didn’t have amiibos at the time, he def had a billion nmt and was very lucky with villager hunting lol. in terms of who their dreamies aaarrrrreeee…

mike: lucky, ankha, wolfgang!! i think those are the only 3 he super cares about and likes to have a rotation + enjoys villager hunting. he just vibes with whoever and isn’t super picky but i think he’s attached to the 3 i picked because he had them in new leaf and they’re his Friends.

will: ruby, coco, sasha, gaston, teddy!! i know that him being bunny coded is affecting my vision but i’m correct. he lovvveeeesss bunnies and i think he’d love ruby and coco so much bc they’re cute but also a little creepy looking so he’d feel bad for them. and i think gaston is so silly looking that he is obsessed with him. teddy is bc he reminds will of a real life walter :)

max: agent s, hazel, keaton, katt, bob!! quite a few but she’s definitely super picky. i think she hardcore judges villagers for being ugly but has also decided some “ugly” ones are so ugly they’re cute (hazel and katt) and they are her ride or die’s. she didn’t seek them out they sought Her and she vibes. definitely hits villagers she hates with a net and sends them hate mail even though that increases friendship with them lol. hates sheep villagers.

el: dotty, audie, pekoe, beardo, greta, scoot, tia, faith, dobie, papi!! obviously a full list but she went through and made sure she had one of each personality type and doubled up on her fave types (normal and peppy). she is def into aesthetics but also thinks some of them are funny!! like scoot with his hat and beardo (who reminds her of hop)

lucas: benjamin, lucky, daisy, butch, shep, cherry! truthfully i think he loves dogs and would have a whole dog island. the ones listed are his absolute faves and the other spots he kind of just rotates as necessary until he finds a personality combo that he likes!!

dustin: raymond, marshal, shino, sherb, zucker, merengue, julian, judy, roald, pietro!! sorry that he is the way he is. he sells villagers on the black market and then just puts them back in his town. it’s not my fault (it is).

2 me they all share a nintendo switch online family plan, so they all technically have hhd! i think mike, dustin, and el are the only ones who actually really play it tho. el tells will he would love it and will doesn’t listen but he might suddenly have another interest in acnh and specifically hhd starting in september 2023. who knows. (i know.)

also you didn’t ask but dustin and mike time travel. sorry about it!!!!

#asks #acswy reference #bc this is important.

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weneedatdcharacterwho · 5 months

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Somebody who signed up onto the show to avenge Beardo and/or prove that the show killed Beardo.

When they get eliminated, Chris calls Beardo on the phone, random sound effects play, and is like “there can that stupid fan theory be done?” And the contestant be like “yeah you clearly just used a soundboard”

#total drama #total drama island #fanofanimation #unreality #<- main blog was requested to tag Beardo is dead jokes as such so this is for the chance those people follow here #this is a great joke for the show to make if they wanted to be meta about something like they have been

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talisman975 · 1 month

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U know Beardo Philip and Camila are going to be the LOUDEST and PROUDEST parents in the school auditorium during the Gravesfield Middle School play of Cinderella with Alma as the lead role.

When the play is over, Alma is immediately gifted with hugs and flowers from her family.

(enchantedchocolatebars. I ❤️ theater, btw).

@enchantedchocolatebars As someone who also loves theatre YESSSSSSS

(Luz had to be talked out of helping Alma with plays tho to avoid another incident)

The parents attend and record every play that Alma stars in, no matter her role and no matter how good or bad she is at it. It makes Alma really happy to see her family attending her plays. At the end of each show she always asks them if she did good and what of her role they liked the most.

Bonus too if Philip encourages Camila to be more loud and passionate during the plays.

#belosfanstakeover

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tpher · 7 months

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sometimes thinking abt what pahkitews playa des losers wouldve been like in canon. like obvs they ended up god knows where but i like to think it was some other island. one thats just. seemingly empty ? no one else around other than the former contestants? so theyre left to their own devices and have to start over from scratch on how theyre gonna live for the next few weeks until the competition is over. and bc i can do what i want i'll just imagine that this is when the (former) contestants started to actually bond like "hey why wasnt i talking to this guy in the first place theyre cool :)"

[using mostly pre-merge and early post-merge boots for these examples] like ella appoints herself in more of a caretaker role where she checks in on everyone and makes sure theyre all getting along. sammy still has that rush of standing up to amy so shes more sociable and she likes foraging for food as a way to slowly bond w the others. amy got pissed off and swam home. (scarlett later on also did the same, so theres no one evil here). dave is there. rodney?? the only girls here are so far are ones he wasnt attracted to so hes way more functional and could build shelter and stuff. beardo and leonard just vibe together in an autistic parallel play kinda way like they do in the intro and also help out if possible. max is also there. topher is still going through it so he just hides in a cave but they make sure to leave fresh fruit and a bucket of water for him every so often near the entrance for whenever he feels like it, like hes an animal.

#txt

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tddott · 1 month

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Trent!

Trent has a motorcycle! He has a big chunky one that Duncan teases him about because it's a grandpa bike. He doesn't care it's his pride and joy.

Trent also has a van he fixed up to carry band equipment.

Trent loves long drives. Roadtrips, bike rides, he's up for it! His ideal weekend is taking long scenic routes.

Idk why but he comes off as a spearmint kinda guy.

He does a lot of community outreach. He volunteers often! His favorite thing to do is caroling and playing music for kids/senior citizens!

Trent Ella and Beardo in a music club ;-;

I can see Gwen getting him into drawing. He's not that good at it yet but he's trying! He likes to draw nature scenes 🙂

#another one from Discord!#td trent #total drama #👀

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changanomaly · 1 year

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an assortment of unorganized total drama headcanons I have (some probably contradict the timeframe when the td timeline takes place in but whatever):

Courtney and Heather pretend to have refined taste in music but blast Mitski full volume when they're alone

Heather and Harold are still actually really great friends after TD and find that they have a lot in common. Exhibit A: Their MLP phases

Noah's 15th birthday gift from his mother was a Miku binder. Also yes Noah's transmasc keep scrolling

Izzy, Eva, Owen, Noah and Emma are all in a polycule and currently live in a big apartment. (for more info um here)

Prior to it, they'd been kicked out of 4 consecutively for 2 straight months due to a fire break out from an 'undetectable source'. Surprisingly none of them were caused by Izzy, but Owen repeatedly cooking/reheating food at 3 in the morning

The ROTI cast in comparison to the rest of the casts are incredibly tight knit and go out of their way to meet up and keep in contact with each other. Anne Maria and Dawn are definitely the mom friends of the group.

Scott can be slimy, but he sure do loves his family a whole lot, and even though there's a lot of them, they're all really close. Initial reasoning to going back on TDAS was to help them cover what the entire family had given to get him to recover from being attacked by Fang

After a recording of a season is over (other than TDI), all contestants- former, current, the ones who aren't arrested- are all invited to stay at Playa Des Losers for a week (a shitty excuse to get all generations of cast members to interact to each other in my head...why yes)

The pinnacle of wealth to Scott was watching Shrek the Musical live and his first thought in what to do with the million in ROTI after the vague idea of investing in stocks was to bring all his family (and briefly in TDAS as a date with Courtney) to watch it

Duncan has a soft spot for Izzy. She's one of the only people who visit him while he's in prison. She drags along Team E-scope (+ Owen and Emma) to her visits sometimes

Shawn's first exposure to zombie related media was Plants vs Zombies. He has several sunflowers, pea plants, potatoes and a couple of walnut trees outside of his house that he says will mutate alongside the zombie virus pandemic to protect him. He owns and plays a lot of zombie video games in general alongside his huge collection of zombie movies and other zombie related media- other than PVZ, his favorite's The Last of Us

At Playa, Courtney and Gwen talk. It's one of the rare times Courtney owns up to her faults genuinely. And she tries to do the same thing with Scott but she can't bring herself to knock on his door. The prospect of things turning out like Duncan- even vaguely- made her blood grow cold.

Jo, Lightning and Brick meet Sky while they're hanging at Playa after the TDPI finale and chat her up while she seemed really down abt it all. After some chatting, a bit of insults thrown (thanks Jo), Brick's understanding sympathy, seldom seen empathy from Lightning, and a lot of racing and competing with each other, they become quite close. They keep in contact with each other afterwards- which is more than Sky can say about most of her relations on her own cast.

Speaking of; Sky keeps in contact with Ella, Jasmine (and since they're kind of a package deal, Shawn), oddly enough- though they weren't in the same team and didn't talk much on the island- Sammy, even more oddly enough Beardo- who she finds out just had a hard time opening up, and most oddly enough Leonard- who she finds out doesn't actually think he's a wizard and was just playing up one of his characters since he wasn't skilled in much anything else and wanted to see how far he got into the show with his whole wizard act. He even went out of his way to try it again alongside his friend Tammy in TDRR.

The small group does online DND campaigns that Sky occasionally joins in on in between juggling Olympic training, but they're mostly dominated by Sammy, Ella, Shawn, Beardo and some of Leonard's irl friends. Leonard DMs.

Eva knows how to crochet. Beth finds out in one of the Aftermath shows backstage, and they actually bond together over it. Well, after Eva threatens to kill her if she tells anyone

Courtney's really into musical theatre (won't admit to it but love West Side Story and Heahers). So are Mike (who's fav musical is Les Mis and Hadestown) and Ella (duh) (her favorite musical is Robert and Hammerstein's Cinderella)

Ella and Gwen are close cousins (as seen in TDR, but is otherwise not canon), and most are kind of shocked to find out. Ella would often bring up how Gwen would always gladly play the Evil Queen to her Princess when they were younger, where Gwen would retort by bringing up how bad Ella's tantrums were when she didn't agree.

The Best Friends subplot was scripted. Carrie is a lesbian, and Devin's aroace. A couple of d-list actors who also coincidentally are best friends

The Drama Network (as I'll call it) gets sued hard after Pahkitew airs. Not only for what happened in the season but a lot of prior incidents that weren't brought up in court- like Dakota's mutation, Scott being attacked by Fang, and the general endangerment of minors that happened in ROTI. Ditto with Pahkitew. Since TD was still a big hit, it didn't make much of a dent with the Network but still made it so they were weary of bringing the show back- which is why there hadn't been a new season for more than a decade in universe

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