#bc Jesus

[lucassinclaer]

jancy in their just friends era giving each other exorbitant amounts of personal space

for @musicalchaos07

#strangerthingsedit #jancy #nancywheeleredit #jonathanbyersedit #nancywheelercentral #dailyjonathanbyers #dailystrangerthings #tvstrangerthings #strangerthingsedits #jancyedit #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #going through this footage was so You Idiots Maybe I Don't Begrudge Them The Murray Verbalization #bc jesus #i did try to go with the instances in which it just really wasn't necessary for them to do this?? like when jonathan is comforting her #that seems like it can be platonic stuff #but they just never separate even if they could #morons (affectionate) #anyway i hope this is smth like you envisioned dearie #*mine #*gifs #jonathannancy

[fushic0re]

who would have thought trying to thread a sewing machine would make me wanna die

#running to cocoa for help #bc jesus #i’m about to rage quit #˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ honey txt.

[wonwoosthetic]

take your time babes💓 and good luck on your exam!! you got this✨

Thank you babes, always so sweet and kind♥️ love ya, MUAH

#have I ever told you guys how much I love zeta? #bc Jesus #i do

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[arminsumi]

not a request but i wanna see more megumi content. i fr love that lil emo boy 🥹

ALSO IM PLANNING ON WATCHING MORE JJK NEXT WEEK!!

yes!! 🙏 hopefully my dumpy brain will write more megumi.

and enjoyyy! i remember it took me a while to get into jjk lol i just didn't like it for a long time. i'm very picky about shows i watch. so i knew abt it for a year, upturned my nose at it and all and then january this year i just binged it twice while knitting 👍

#hehe #but yes also hope u enjoy jjk0 too after u finish s1!! #i continue to cry over it to this day #and i also stare at pics of gojo's glossy lips #bc jesus #he had THE glossiest lips in jjk0 😋

[inkskinned]

yesterday while feverish i wrote about how boats can moor next to each other like pigeons, cooing with the gentle rap of water against their hull. you once said that that the way i see things - birds in the water, feathers in marina paint - was "childish and naive." you said i'd been misdiagnosed - "it can't all be adhd. you might be just kind of stupid and lazy."

i still do certain things like how you taught me - turn the pillow case inside out before putting it on. drive defensively. hate myself entirely.

the prompt for this poem is "mahler's fifth." i wish it wasn't, but mahler's fifth was our song. it ended up in my book. every person that knows your name has promised me they'll give you one swift rabbit punch, right to the face. dean read the book and showed up on my front porch, drenched in sweat from running the 8 miles at 4 in the morning. he was shaking. pacifist and gentle - he works with children - i'd never seen him furious. a punch isn't going to do it, he said, and then said i'm sorry. i had to come to see if you were okay.

mahler's fifth was mine first, like my girlhood. i like the way each movement piles onto the next movement, each instrument bleeding into the next. i like the horn version the best. before i met you, i danced to it on grass still-wet from sprinklers.

later you would tell me that the way you heard it was somehow better. you understood something in it that i couldn't quite wrap my fingers into. once, on our anniversary, you asked the classical music radio station to play it for us. we missed hearing it because we were fighting. one of the things people get wrong about abuse is that sometimes victims are, like, brutally aware of the stupidity of our situation. what do you mean that you thought i wasn't good enough for you? you? you're just... nothing.

sometimes people can pull the poetry out of your life. i watched my words become clothesline, and then thin out into kite twine. i watched you chew through every good syllable of me. so many good songs and places and moments were ruined. i am glad you didn't like most of my music - less to tie back to you.

but still mahler's fifth. the music swells, and i am 21 and throwing up in a bathroom on my birthday. a woman i will later refer to as lesbian jesus runs a cool hand down my back, her perfect pantsuit starch-pressed. she told me to leave you. she said - and this is true, and not an invention of rhyme or fantasy - i'm you from the future.

i am 22, and i got home from an award ceremony, and i remember you telling me - you act so proud of yourself when you're actually so fucking embarrassing. i took you to disney world. you took my virginity. i gave up visiting spain for a week with my family - i instead choose you, to spend the time just-cuddling. you called it "our fuck week." the music swells. it probably should have been a red flag that for about 3 years - i just gave up on crying. my grandfather died and you said nothing. my uncle died and you ghosted me for 3 weeks. you said i need to protect myself from your ongoing tragedy.

every so often i come back to the memory of one of our last afternoons in person. i had just told you that i wasn't going to law school, despite the free ride - i was going to join a creative writing program. master's in fine arts. i was going to finally do it - i was going to follow my dreams. this blog was already internet-famous. however reluctantly, i would occasionally refer to myself as a poet. i got into umass amherst's writing program for fiction authors. it is one of the the top 5 programs in the country.

wait are you seriously considering actually attending that? dumbfounded, you turned completely towards me in your seat. for the 3rd time in our relationship, you almost crashed the car. you actually want to be a writer?

the first time i went viral, it was for a poem i wrote about you:

he wants to say i love you but keeps it to goodnight because love will take some falling and she's afraid of heights.

every time i see that, i want to throw up. you weren't in love with me, you were in love with the control you had over me. a little truth though: i am afraid of heights. you caught a rabbitgirl and skinned her alive.

mahler's fifth still makes me sick.

give me that back. give me back music. give me back everything i had before you. give me back fearlessness. give me back bravery. give me back a scarless body.

give me back what you took from me.

#nosebleed club #sorry stephen not ur fault #just like. thinking #writeblr #spilled ink #warm up #every time nat is like - oh let me get that for u #im like .... this is a trick right like ur gonna be mean now bc u did something nice rn #so obviously if ur being nice now either u did something mean and im about to learn about it #or you're going to BE mean #or ur gonna hold this over my head forever and i'll never get a nice thing ever again? #and every time nat is like .... babe i just actually like u #lesbian jesus story is 100% real btw. she also told me not to be an event planner #literally changed the shape of my life

[rukafais]

honestly i think a very annoying part about the AI art boom is that techbros are out here going BEHOLD, IT CAN DO A REASONABLE FACSIMILE OF GIRL WITH BIG BOOBA, THE PINNACLE OF ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENT and its like

no it’s fucking not! That AI wants to do melty nightmare fractal vomit so fucking bad and you are shackling it to a post and force-feeding it the labor of hard-working artists when you could literally pay someone to draw you artisanal hand-crafted girls with big boobs to your exact specifications and let your weird algorithms make art that can be reasonably used to represent horrors beyond human comprehension

#like AI art generation is inherently unethical because nobody will be transparent about sources #and AI art cannot exist without human input both at a concept level (because it needs art to train on) and at an output level #but like also COME ON #THIS IS ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH?? #WEIRD LANDSCAPES AND GIRLS WITH TITS? #to clarify bc jesus christ this post took off: AI art gen as it is now is inherently unethical as long as it relies #on scraping unedited human art into its mouth and using it for training #there are ethical ways to do it and it is essentially just a tool #people are just greedy and dumb

[jade-len]

please help i just had a dream where svsss was a dating sim. so, of course i tried pursuing shen qingqiu, but it ultimately backfired because suddenly he realized that he was in a dating visual novel?? and since i put myself as a guy, he just refused to show up to special in game events to avoid me interacting with him???

and obviously i was like "wtf why isn't he here?" when he didn't show up. then at some point i explored the area, and the screen suddenly zoomed in to show sqq talking to sqh (supposedly telling him all about the little situation). next thing i know, both of them are slowly turning their head to stare at the screen in pure and utter terror

also in some part of the dream, i think i did some liu qingge events or something and as his affection levels rose, he would continuously jump scare me by popping up out of nowhere and go, "its not like i like you or anything!!" while covered in blood and holding out a demonic beast head as if it were a box of treats

anyways, totally random question guys haha if i made an svsss visual novel dating sim would you guys play it. no reason in particular at all.

#im actually learning how to code right now #if i hyperfixate enough ill turn this to reality bc im kinda bad at writing fanfiction #no promises though #i prob had this dream bc i stayed up till 5 am last night playing a date with death #idk if dream liu qingge was accurate bc personally i see him more as just being like 'for you.' before leaving #but its a funny thought to have with liu qingge acting like that sporty emotionally constipated tsundere character lmao #anyways dw if i do make the game i would build a chaotic ass harem route jesus fucking christ that'd be hilarious #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss #mxtx svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #cumplane

[bathroomtrapped]

my sister told me to caption this 'two lovely men' without any context so heres two lovely christian saw men 👍🏻

#peters wearing a purple chasuble bc its like for lent and humility etc #hes just a shame riddled man jesus #same woth the violets #theyre suppoosed to be a flower that bows down #hence the chasuble #its like a tainted garden of eden type vibe? strahm is pretty much thinking #its the way hes romanticized his issues in this universe ig #it may or may not be for a fic i plan on writing where peter is rly suspicious of the new priest who replaced the last #hes convinced that mark is killing off the corrupt priests #peter strahm #mark hoffman #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #saw v #saw #also peep the snake bite 😈 #i think i got the catholic out of my system for now sorry for that LOL #saw movies #larry art tag

[thegreatyin]

like 25% of fallen london lore is just this image unironically

#yin-thoughts #fallen london #the crowd hated jesus bc she spoke the truth

[howtokillavampire]

do you ever see fanart so tasty that you are then obligated to join the fandom and spend all of your waking hours learning the lore behind the characters, or is that not a universal experience?

#this is how i got into batman #i mean im more into the batboys #im in it for the robins #does it count if wolfy's jesus fanart made me want to read the bible from an objective pov #technically thats a fandom #i think my entire southern baptist extended family would collectively die if i referred to them as a fandom #anyways #pretty art pavolovs me into consuming new media #batboys #batfam #batman #dc robin #dcu #coldflash #fanart #drarry #mattimir #superbat #hannigram #jonmartin #johnlock #samifer #jaydick #damijon #timkon #timbern #im totally forgetting a bunch of my fav ships bc my brain is tiny and forgets things #so please add your own blorbos #thanks for coming to my ted talk #but why tf are you still reading the tags???

[keniaku]

daily gojoken until one of them dies: day 54

to gojo satoru, one minute has passed a long time ago

#jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #kenjaku #jjk #gojo #jjk spoilers #artsy pastry #daily gojoken #this is from. a while back #u remember the stsg vs judas/jesus poll?? this is from around that time #posting this later than usual bc i was waiting for the new episode #this was the 69th post in my draft btw

[ghosting-fox]

a moment of silence for our Sunman, a plushie gets more game than he does 😔

Bonus:

#jesus christ this was an ass to edit #i know some panels look shitty i tried my best :"((( #anyways haha wouldn't it be nice if we'd have official merchandise of the daycare attendant that doesn't leave you in debt?? haha #at least i got some knock off sun n moon plushies #and yes i DO sleep with them bc they're very comfortable thank you very much #so more or less self indulgent comic bc i really love plushies #fnaf security breach #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf superstar daycare #fnaf sun #sundrop #sun x y/n #sundrop x y/n #doodles #Ghost doodles

[lineffability]

aziraphale insisting on driving the bentley truly is him catching up to crowley and essentially going 'you no longer go too fast for me-- actually, let me take the wheel'

#good omens #ineffable husbands #gah i cant articulate it properly #but it gives me feelings #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #my omens #jesus take the wheel #bc im incapacitated from feels

[stealingpotatoes]

L kofi requested Anakin's reaction to Ezra and Luke hugging or doing smthn cute loll!

(ko-fi requests are open!!)

#skywalkers apart au #skybridger #luke skywalker #ezra bridger #anakin skywalker #star wars #kofi req #my doods #(he can't say leave room for jesus bc he is space jesus) #comic #shotgun dad anakin

[blueskittlesart]

Have you ever done this one..? What Pokémon do you think Link and Zelda (or other characters) might like?

i feel like shiny zacian is literally made for link. perfect color palette, sword theme, etc etc. and also a shiny galarian rapidash bc the boy needs a horse and i think he would be a fairy type trainer :)

#i am not drawing any more pokemon bc jesus christ but in my mind zelda is a pkmn researcher so she doesnt have a full team #but she DOES have a rotom who is her bestie and a bunneary for battle purposes #asks #skribbles #loz