#awww im so ugly :((

[zhimaqiu]

fuck the world. a baby on the bus blinked three times to me after i blinked thrice to them, i have successfully communicated with a languageless being

#the baby is looking at me and im looking at them #why am i so interesting to them #am i that ugly #what didn't people day that babies look a pretty people #AWWW #thank you baby but im absolutely hideous today and gotta take shower as soon as im home

[lemonswriting]

“i wish i was fruity so i wasn’t boring”

excuse me?

#chatterbox #do people think #being queer #is a personality trait #that makes you cool/interesting?? #bruh im so done with this girl #legit gotta worry about being harassed or even assulted #whenever i come out #to people #but yeah #it makes me #iNTerEStING #bitch fuck off istg #this girl is such a pick me god #shes always like #awww im so ugly :(( #literally one of the prettiest girls ever #also the #ugh im so small and petite #i need to shop in the child's section #which is fine #but she says it #in sucha way to me #a fat girl #that im like #you trying to say sm? #idk man

[dixonstateofmind]

so disappointing when you assume some public figure would be smart when deciding their opinions on genoc1de because they present themselves to be educated, intelligent, coherent, empathetic, worldly, understanding, kind and actively against oppression just for them to hit you with a plot twist and post some shit that shows them rooting for z1onism.

#and it’s obvious you’re clearly well equipped to do your research #if us common peasants can google the history of nakba then millionaires can too #this goes for so many celebs #and infantilising them is disgusting #the silent ones are equally bad as well #not to mention that they have a platform they can use to amplify the situation #innocent people are being fucking murdered #if you can convince people to buy ugly fucking merch im pretty sure you can convince them to be properly educated #huge names with fans who are borderline parasocial #they can make a fucking difference but choose not to #and they’re rich and big enough to change the narrative #if they’re afraid of getting hate that’s fucking ridiculous #because they know everything they do is inescapable of negative criticism #which is horrible but #if i was an international public figure I’d rather get hate for standing up for the death of innocents #than be silent and not do a thing #when they fucking know how big of an impact they can make #sorry for ranting but this is ridiculous #spineless fucking people #🥺🥺 awww they’re not online stop being so critical #oh boo fucking hoo my grandma knows what’s going on and she doesn’t even have a smartphone #pretty sure an adult person who needs to stay connected to a lot of different people has a phone with access to the internet #and unless they’re just too stupid or a fucking social hermit #then their ignorance is apathy #it’s disappointing to hear nothing from these people you once looked up to #like wow i thought you were a human being with an actual heart and a brain but nope you’re just a privileged upper class shithead

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙days like these | DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: random fluffy shite

summary: in which you're so active on social media and your fans eat it up

a/n: kind of the daniel version of This Fic i made from a lando request !!!

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by danielricciardo, maxverstappen1, and 332,782 others

yourusername your favs

tagged: danielricciardo

view all 3,193 comments

maxverstappen1 neither of you are my favourites

yourusername you stink + no one asked + ratio + my bf is hotter than urs

maxverstappen1 what are you saying to me right now

yourusername you heard me

danielricciardo hahahahah

maxverstappen1 daniel tell your girlfriend to leave me alone please

yourusername this is literally my post

user3 y/n is the funniest & best wag tbh she's literally right she is our fav

user4 im in love with u

danielricciardo wow you are gorgeous and amazing

yourusername i know right

user5 i love them so bad

twitter ->

instagram ->

danielricciardo

liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris, and 881,034 others

danielricciardo girl is always eating

tagged: yourusername

view all 12,729 comments

yourusername what is wrong with you

danielricciardo huh??

yourusername WHY WOULD YOU POST THESE UGLY ASS PICS OF ME

danielricciardo wtf you literally look hot as hell

maxverstappen1 😂😂😂

yourusername i know you aint laughing at me sloth verstappen

maxverstappen1 🤐🤐🤐

user9 how can someone still look this hot whilst eating

user10 omg i love her

user11 now this is why she's everyone's fav wag

user12 reason 10292 more like

francisca.cgomes how did you bag such a hottie

danielricciardo ask myself this everyday

yourusername OMG KIKA im blushing

danielricciardo wow she doesnt care when i compliment her

francisca.cgomes what can i say 🤷‍♀️

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by pierregasly, danielricciardo, and 289,061 others

yourusername beach day with my gf

tagged: francisca.cgomes

view all 6,293 comments

pierregasly ???

yourusername and what do u want

pierregasly my girlfriend back?

yourusername not right now, sorry

francisca.cgomes the girls are fighting over mee

user16 I LOVE THEMMM OMG

user17 wag besties 🥹

francisca.cgomes i love u

yourusername i love you

danielricciardo so this is why u didnt text me back today

yourusername I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE SEA OK

maxverstappen1 😂😂😂

yourusername next time i see u it's on site

maxverstappen1 😰

user18 hahaha max never says a word and still gets roasted

maxverstappen1

liked by landonorris, kellypiquet, and 917,892 others

maxverstappen1 Cool 😎

view all 11,013 comments

user19 IS THAT DANIEL & Y/N IN THE LAST SLIDE

user20 LOL more comments about y/n than max himself

kellypiquet ❤️❤️

liked by maxverstappen1

user29 Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N ‼️

yourusername obsessed with my man much

maxverstappen1 i'll block you

yourusername booooooo max verstappen booooooooo tomatoes tomatoes

danielricciardo be nice y/n

yourusername no

maxverstappen1 what is wrong with her

user30 i cant tell if y/n actually has real beef with max or not 😭😭

user31 surely not hahah she's literally in his photo dump

twitter ->

instagram ->

danielricciardo

liked by yourusername, francisca.cgomes, and 771,829 others

danielricciardo my woman

tagged: yourusername

view all 8,183 comments

user35 bet he's sucking up to her

user36 awww the flower in the plastic cup

user37 the bows on the uggs she's just a girl fr

yourusername i havent forgotten what you said daniel

danielricciardo im sorry for calling you unemployed even though you are

yourusername right.

maxverstappen1 a taste of your own medicine for once

*comment deleted by maxverstappen1*

yourusername i saw that maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1 saw what

user37 boooo we want y/n & daniel fluff

danielricciardo she wont love me anymore

user38 get her some flowers or something daniel

user39 yea man up

yourusername 🤔

danielricciardo give the people what they want

yourusername fine i forgive u. and i love u

danielricciardo ! i love you so much

user40 and the crowd goes wild!!!

THE END ❤️

#f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 x reader #smau #daniel ricciardo #dr3 #dr3 x reader #dr3 imagine #dr3 fluff #dr3 smau #maddie's smau

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: sabo

》 asl brothers completed

♡ liked by lalalakoala, nicorobin and 5.3k others

_ynln: ur gf or ramen, pick one

tagged: saaaa_bo

saaaa_bo: the answer is obvious

↳ saaaa_bo: ramen 🙏

↳ ace: wrong.

↳ ace: the correct answer is me 🤩🤩

↳ marco_o: said absolutely no one

↳ _ynln: @saaaa_bo surely this is grounds for a break up 🫤

lalalakoala: okay we get it, you have a boyfriend

p1rateking_luffy: YOU GUYS GOT RAMEN WITHOUT ME?????!!!!??! ☹️☹️

↳ _ynln: sorry luf, i'll bring you next time!

↳ saaaa_bo: no wtf we are not bringing luffy, i'm gonna go broke and he's gonna eat our share

↳ ace: im gonna have to agree with sabo

↳ p1rateking_luffy: 🙁

↳ lovenami: nah sabo you're so real for that (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ marco_o: @ace you are literally the LAST person who can say that

♡ liked by blackleg.sanji, nefertari_vivi and 6.9k others

_ynln: applications for a new bf linked in my bio.

[music: traitor - Olivia Rodrigo ♫]

tagged: saaaa_bo

blackleg.sanji: I APPLIED ‼️‼️‼️

blackleg.sanji: HOW MANY CAN I SEND IN?!

blackleg.sanji: WILL I BE NOTIFIED IF I MAKE IT IN THE WAITLIST?

↳ theroronoa.zoro: the only notification you're gonna get is one from the police

saaaa_bo: WOWW JUST CAUSE I CHOSE RAMEN OVER YOU 🤨🤨

↳ _ynln: girls gotta do what she's gotta do

↳ _ynln: OMG SABO YOU APPLIED? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMG STOP 💗💗

↳ saaaa_bo: wtv loser.

lovenami: omg you should've made them transfer you five dollars to apply

↳ _ynln: nami ur trying to pimp me out huh 😭🫵

lovenami: you're so gorg yn. (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ _ynln: i miss u sm namiiii 💕

nefertari_vivi: OMG STOP UR SO PRETTY I LOVE UUU

↳ _ynln: 😭💕

ace: why is everyone happy EXCEPT ME (liked by saaaa_bo)

↳ marco_o: give me five minutes and i'll dm u a list of reasons (liked by _ynln, saaa_bo, p1rateking_luffy)

♡ liked by ace, lalalakoala and 11 others

priv.ynn: blocking him on this acc so he doesn't see this but omg this is so cute, koala caught him trying to buy gifts for me <333

ace: yo wtf why isn't he getting me prada 🤨

ace: ALSO WHAT DID HE BUY DAMN THAT BAG IS HUGE

↳ priv.ynn: IDK I RLLY WANT TO KNOW

lalalakoala: you guys are so cute together it makes me want to die 🥱

lovenami: DAMNN GIRLY UR SO LUCKY (liked by priv.ynn)

♡ liked by p1rateking_luffy, _ynln and 8.2k others

saaa_bo: public service announcement: my gf is the best. i love her sm. she is so beautiful, i am so lucky to be hers <3

tagged: _ynln

p1rateking_luffy: HEHE my future sister in law is so pretty (liked by ace, p1rateking_luffy)

↳ _ynln: AWWW LUFFY YOU'RE SO SWEET LOVE U 💕💕

_ynln: SABO STOP

_ynln: YOURE MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL OVER AGAIN YOU IDIOT 🤓💖

↳ saaaa_bo: does this mean i won the boyfriend application?

↳ _ynln: there was no competition 💪

nicorobin: pretty girl

↳ saaaa_bo: i agree ☝️

↳ _ynln: YOU GUYS STOP IT IUBWVCEI

lalalakoala: think u feel lonely? spend the night third wheeling these guys and see how u feel then 💀💀

↳ _ynln: KOALA WE TRIED SETTING YOU UP W SO MANY PEOPLE YOU'RE JUST PICKY

↳ lalalakoala: 🥱🥱

♡ liked by saaaa_bo, ace and 8.5k others

_ynln: top scoring appplicant 1️⃣

tagged: saaaa_bo

saaaa_bo: pretty woman

saaaa_bo: hell yeah 💪🔥🔥

ace: yn check ur dms i sent u uggo photos of sabo as a kid

↳ _ynln: LMFAOOO???

↳ saaaa_bo: ACE YOU'RE LITERALLY PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL

↳ saaaa_bo: ALSO I WAS NEVER AN UGLY KID

↳ ace: sorry couldn't hear that over that tooth gap of urs 🥱

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY ACE

↳ saaaa_bo: 😐

↳ _ynln: HAHAHA NOOOO SABO WAS SO CUTE ‼️

↳ ace: everyone she's being held at gunpoint (liked by _ynln)

↳ saaaa_bo: 😐😐

blackleg.sanji: NOOOOOO

blackleg.sanji: gotta respect sabo for treating you well gorgeous queen (liked by saaaa_bo)

lalalakoala: omg im literally gonna have to block u

#luffy x reader #one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece smau #one piece imagine #one piece fluff #smau #sanji x reader #one piece headcannons #ace x reader #sabo x reader #zoro x reader #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro x reader #sabo x y/n

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

Hi can you please make headcannons for percy going on a date to an aquarium with the reader

p.s. would love for it to include percy buying the reader a shark plush and her naming it percy

⋆⭒˚.⋆ percy jackson aquarium date hcs

content: percy jackson x reader hcs warning: language but other than that is fluff all the way!! author's note: this is me core at its finest. i counted, just for this, i've got like 12 shark plushies...THATS NOT INCLUDING THE NON SHARK ONES??? i do have a fav and i have no shame about it. its a squishmellow hammerhead my bestie got me for my birthday and in his little description it said he wanted to become a documentary film maker which is exactly what i wanted to do!!! his names nitro, which is like coffee, AND I LOVE COFFEE. so hes my fav and everyone else can cry about it.

first date instantly

bro. loves. the. aquarium.

(he just like me fr)

and its like the ideal place for a first date like you can talk about yourselves but also the fish but also get to know each over and also it's beautiful and-

if you can't tell, i love aquariums.

the whole time percy is talking to the fish in his head while also talking to you

its the adhd innit love

(sorry guys just got possessed by a british ghost my bad-)

and the fish are instantly gossiping

"oooo, she's pretty. too pretty for our lord," percy can hear an octopus mutter, causing the boy to glare at it.

"you know i can hear you, right?" he mentally hissed at the octopus, which just blinked at him.

"i stand by what i said, my lord."

"percy, look, he's so cute!" you squeal, pointing over at the octopus percy was currently beefing with

"nah, i've seen better. kinda ugly actually. just like his momma," percy bit out, glaring at the octopus, which shifted slightly closer to the glass, "yeah, i did mention your mom, what about?? oh, yeah, tough guy, you wanna-"

"percy, people are staring," you hissed, wrapping your arms around percy's and attempting to pull him away

"AND IM TELLING MY DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT-"

"PERCY!"

you drag him to the jellyfish, figuring that was safe

no brain and all

no thoughts to be had

and percy was more than happy to pull you into a kiss in that dark room, the only light coming from behind gallons and gallons of water

he left the jellyfish area with a smile that not even the snidest comment from a shrimp could take away from him

and you were clinging to his arm, blushy and a smile as long as the nile

after another hour and a sweet conversation with an otter, percy dragged you to the gift shop, something about it being the only way to leave

"awww, percy look how cute!" you squealed, your hands instantly shooting forwards and grasping the shark plushie

and percy, ever eager to make you happy, took it from your hands and proudly marched up to the register, despite you trying to stop him

"oh, percy, no, it's okay!! im too old for-"

"too old?? now im definitely buying," he huffed before slamming the shark down on the counter, "one shark plush for the pretty girl please."

cue the blushing mess that is you

and every night, you take that little shark to bed with you and press a kiss to its little head, using it as a little percy fill in

and every morning, when you make your bed, you tuck the little shark in, ensuring it never touches the floor and falls from your bed

your prized possession from the water boy of your dreams

#postcards from covey ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson x reader

[cranberryjuice-posts]

Pls do more Clarisse!!!! I love the way you write her!! Maybe something with reader being a child of Aphrodite. Here are some ideas you’re free to choose from! Or none at all

• Reader is told that she’s “not pretty enough to be a child of Aphrodite” and Clarisse finds her crying softly and she comforts her

•Reader tells Clarisse how much she likes to bake and Clarisse makes her bake stuff with her

•Clarisse gets her hair and nails and stuff done bye reader

Thank you!

- colors of your eyes -

Pairings - Clarisse La Rue x Daughter of Aphrodite! Reader

An - I loved these prompts sm UGH 😭😭 so I decided to use them all but I’m twisted some to make more sense

“Stop im serious!” You laughed as clarisse flicked some flour at you. It was your one year anniversary, so the entire day clarisse had been letting you plan out multiple dates for one another thus explaining why her hair was braided back some with flowers in it and her makeup done.

Currently you had made arrangements with Chiron to use the kitchen to bake for a few hours. — Clarisse smiled as you started to playfully wrestle with her having a small flour fight. “Ok ok truce” She chuckled dusting some of the powder off of her. Decided to have the final say however you stood close to clarisse under the assumption that you were going to kiss her. Before your lips connected you placed your thumb on clarisses nose dragging the flour down.

Clarisse rolled her eyes at your actions. “Really? No now you owe me a kiss”

“I don’t owe you anything actually” you laughed trying to playfully fight again clarisse as she tried to kiss you. After a few moments though you gave in letting her have what she wanted.

Placing your arms around her neck you leaned back some letting her have more control over the kiss. Giggling you started to speak teasing remarks against the girls lips “mm, who knew clarisse was such a hopeless romantic”

Clarisse jokingly pushed you away. “Gods your such a pain in my ass”

“Awww your so cute when your mad” you continued to tease her. The timer for the cookies went off, peeling away from clarisse you went to the oven pulling out the chocolate chip cookies.

Taking them off the tray you set them aside onto a cup. Clarisse walked towards you hugging you from behind. Leaning back into your girlfriend you smiled just enjoying the peace of it all.

Being a demigod you were never allowed to have a normal life let alone have a normal relationship. Finding clarisse you believe was the best thing to happen to you. But being a demigod especially a daughter of Aphrodite didn’t come without its own set of critiques.

“What’s wrong” clarisse questioned squeezing your waist softly. Being brought back to reality you turned around to face her, softly smiling at clarisse you leaned kissing her cheek. “It’s nothing, don’t worry about it” clarisse looked suspicious but eventually let it go just trusting you.

——

The bondfire continued to be your favorite time of night day after day. Finishing a sing along you kissed clarisses cheek before getting up— heading towards the dining hall for a drink.

Once there you spoke into the goblet saying you wanted your favorite soda, taking a sip you over heard a few girls near by talking.

“I know she’s such a fucking bitch”

“Honestly, like why does clarisse date her, there’s no way that she isn’t desperate, she probably just using her to get to silena”

“Honestly and if I was Aphrodite I would of never claimed such an ugly girl, she doesn’t even deserve to be her daughter”

Your grip on the cup tightened. ForWeeks now you’ve heard the same group of girls talking shit about you. Normally what other people said didn’t matter but them saying you shouldn’t of been claimed by Aphrodite…. That broke the final straw.

Hot tears fell down your face. Holding your head down you silently prayed to stop crying. The emptiness of the dining hall felt even more alone than normal. Maybe they were right. Maybe Aphrodite shouldn’t of claimed you, maybe clarisse really was desperate maybe everything everyone had said really had been true.

“Damn there you are, common the Apollo kids started arguing with the Athena cabin” Clarisse laughed as she walked over. Her hands finding themselves around your waist while she grabbed you from behind.

After a moment she felt your broken yet silent cries. Almost immediately she turned you around, looking down at you with a critical look. “Who.”

“No one, just forget it please” you sniffed. Clarisse however shook her head. “No who made you cry “

You knew she wouldn’t stop until she got what she wanted but in reality all you wanted right now was for her to comfort you. “Please.. just drop it” practically begging her you leaned into Clarisses warm presence.

Without a second thought clarisse Held you close to her. Gently running a hand up and down your back, she squeezed you ever so slightly. “Common, let’s go to my cabin” she muttered.

—

Laying in clarisses bed you silently faced her. Playing with one of her curls you had a soft smile while clarisse Held you close.

Kissing your forehead she pulled back some. “Can you tell me what happened at least.” She asked.

You stayed quiet. You wanted to be honest with her but what if she agreed with what they all said. “Look whatever it is it won’t change a thing about us.. ok” she lifted your head slowly while giving you a gentle look.

“Some girls. They’ve been saying this for weeks but I over heard them talking about how I’m a bitch or something dumb, they said that you were only dating me because you were desperate and wanting to get closer to silena and.. that I should of never been claimed as Aphrodites daughter”

Clarisse Just leaned down placing a kiss on your lips with a soft giggle. “What’s so funny” you muttered against the girl. Pulling away she continued to laugh. “Nothing nothing it’s just.. that? That’s what they decided to run with”

Confused you shrugged your shoulders. The curly haired girl looked over with a sarcastic smile. “Ok first of all, your not a bitch if anything you to nice, then I had to practically beg silena to help me actually start talking to you, then lastly their just mad that one of the most stunning girls in the camp who is also the daughter of Love is dating me and is in a happy relationship. Everything they said just sounds like bullshit” she continued to laugh.

“Your a jerk” you chuckled gently hitting her. “Yeah but your the one dating me so what does that really say about you” she grinned. Moving to sit on her waist playfully wrestling with the girl. You leaned down giving her a soft kiss. Once it broke you heard clarisse start talking. “Don’t let people like those girls ruin nights for you… you have me, and that’s all that should matter not what they have to say.”

Giving you another kiss clarisse patted your thigh. “All right get lost I’m sick of you”

“I hate you”

“No you don’t”

#lesbian #wlw #clarisse la rue #clarisse pjo #clarisse x reader #percy jackson fanfiction #clarisse larue #clarisse my beloved #percy jackson show #clarisse x female reader #butch clarisse #clarisse la rue x reader #clarisse x you #pjo show #pjo fandom

[delcakoo]

idk if im late but SOFT HOURS ASJHDKJBFEIU I WANT SOME

jungwonie pls! you having online class w him (constantly asking u to make faces in zoom so he can screen shot it or smth)

or just a random school day routine w boyfriend!classmate! jungwon

i hope youre doing well bestie!! take care <33

AWWW THIS IS SO CUTEHDHD OFC!! MIMI BELOVED, I HOPE YOURE DOING AMAZING AS WELL take care n’ drink water dear <3

11:05AM — five minutes into your online class, and jungwon was already being what ms. lee would call ‘a disruption’.

while your other classmates were writing down the notes that your teacher demonstrated on the board, your boyfriend was busy making stupid faces into his camera for the sake of your entertainment.

you quickly tap on your laptop’s mute button before your burst into laughter, watching as jungwon smiles with only his top teeth, wiggling his brows mischievously, uncaring of the chance that any other classmate could take a screenshot of him at any moment.

“next, can someone give me a summary of page fourty one?” your teacher suddenly inquires with a piercing scan of the student’s screens.

you nervously look down in an attempt to look busy, only to hear the buzz of a notification coming right from your phone. you already know who it is, picking up the device with a chuckle.

wonnie 11:07am - i dare u to make a funny face the next time she looks away

you 11:07am - ok ez. just wair

wonnie 11:08am - i’m wairing

ignoring his dumb reply, you wait for the perfect moment where everyone looks back down and your teacher turns to the board to make the strangest face you can muster right into your camera. jungwon immediately tries to stifle his laughter, raising a hand to cover his mouth as he suddenly lifts his phone up. before you can process anything, he’s already snapped a picture of you.

you gasp in horror and betrayal, quickly grabbing your phone again.

you 11:13am - what the hell delete that right now you asswipe

it was too late, and as soon as jungwon reads your angry text, he can’t help but burst into a cackle.

the only problem was, he wasn’t muted.

everyone snaps their heads up in confusion, and the speed in which your teacher paces over to her computer is a new level terrifying.

“mr. yang, would you like to share with the class what exactly is so hilarious about my lesson?” the woman snaps, her wrinkle’s deepening as she frowns.

you snicker in pure evil and amusement, watching as jungwon gulps nervously, straightening his posture in front of his computer. “no miss, i’m-i’m so sorry for interuppting, it was nothing.”

“you better be,” ms. lee continues disapprovingly, “if this happens again, there wil be severe consequences, do you understand?”

“yes miss.”

as soon as she turns back around, you look right at jungwon through your camera, raising a big, mocking ‘L’ to your forehead.

in retaliation, he brings his phone to the screen, showing the ugly picture of you as his new lockscreen.

you aren’t sure who won this battle.

#delcakoo #delcakoo requests #mimi <3 #LMSOJSDJ THIS WAS FUN #zoom class with won sounds so fun #enhypen fluff #enhypen imagines #enhypen fic #enhypen x reader #enhypen fics #jungwon x reader #jungwon imagines #jungwon #yang jungwon #enha #enhypen #engene #yang jungwon x y/n #yang jungwon fluff #jungwon fluff #enhypen timestamps #jungwon imagine #yang jungwon imagines #yang jungwon scenarios #yang jungwon fics #jungwon drabble #enhypen drabble #enhypen reactions #enhypen imagine #enhypen x gender neutral reader

[xjulixred45x]

Kinda Second part of Suguru Geto x Disabled Reader bc i can't have enogh

Reason to do this: IM IN A BRAINROT BEFORE EXAMS START, SO LETS DO THIS

This is more a Drabble so is more short

Warnings: Reader IS DISABLED(But not specificated what type, just it dificilt their movility), neutral Reader, soft Geto, Kinda hypocrite Geto bc Reader is implied to be an Non-Sorcerer? Idk, canon Geto behavior.

First part HERE for context.

Just thinking about Geto and his adorable Disabled Spouse, who he absolutely and utterly ADORES. Geto loves his disabled S/o so much, regardless of the difficulties they had.

For this reason, he tries to make their life as comfortable as possible, anything that can make their life easier is an immediate Yes (prosthesis? check, wheelchair? check, analgesics for chronic pain? double check, crutches? check, emergency injections?CHECK) it's really not a problem for him, and he finds it adorable if you try to stop him by telling him he should save all that money for his "cause", Awww look at you, thinking he gives two shits about the cult, you're so adorable .

Geto keeps you close almost all the time, yup, even in sermons, but at least he makes sure you're comfortable when he does, probably let You sleep in his lap meanwhile he speaks(he thinks is SO CUTE), and above all, keeping you away from the monkeys.

Thanks to this habit you now have something like your own worshipers, Geto doesn't blame them, it's the treatment you deserve, but he can't tolerate seeing them try to touch you, he already has to put up with your family doing it (to take care of you and your disability ) so it is an unspoken rule NOT to touch you, at least not if you appreciate your hands and life.

He helps with your disability with his own experience with you, but definitely what he likes to do the most is bathe with you (not in a perverted way!), it is simply very satisfying to get rid of the "monkey smell" that you get when you interact with the believers. He sees it as something quite intimate without having to be sexual.

He constantly argues with himself whether he should let you do more things for yourself or pamper you to the fullest. On the one hand, he knows that it is good for your health (both physical and mental) to do more things on a physical level in addition to the typical exercises you do with your family. so that the muscles do not atrophy, but on the other hand there is the very satisfying feeling of seeing you all sleepy and cuddly when he carries you "floating" (actually on top of some harmless curse) and the need not to want to make you lift a finger. It is a scale that usually tips one way or another depending on the day.

and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! How he hates seeing you in pain! the whole family does it, but he becomes the clingiest human being in the world!But despite that, he understands that sometimes the pain is simply too much to even endure physical contact, so (with pain in his heart) he resists the urge to pamper you and lets the family members who know of medicine and those of your family take charge of the situation.

Of course, hope that when you feel better, you both have a LONG bath, both to get rid of the smell of mokeys your family and to relax after such a big scare.

There's no way anyone would dare try to woo you or, god forbid, say something nasty about you. The first ones will at least have the blessing of dying quickly, BUT THE SECONDS....yes, one really doesn't want to know.

You are grateful for not knowing.

That was kinda thanks to 1-his love for you and 2- the family.

Manami was VERY skeptical of you at first, as ugly as it sounds, she saw you as Geto's pet at first, but you didn't want to leave things on bad terms, so you tried (and managed) to get along better with her. She is like your part-time personal assistant when he is not with Geto, she is the one who tries to prevent the "Monkeys" from touching you, who organizes your schedule with your doctors and your family and Geto, she even helps you choose your clothes, always inside of your tastes.

Miguel is another relevant character, if you are important to Geto, then he accepts you, but he didn't think you would be so... sweet despite your situation with your disability, he understood well why Geto chose you among all the people as "the exception", only you would understand the minimum that they went through (even if it is with a different context). He respects you deeply. Act as your biggest guardian alongside Mimiko and Nanako.

Mimiko and Nanako are the members most interested in you as a person, you are like a second father figure, although they don't love you as much as Geto, you are the closest to that(they wish they could have meet You or Someone like You BEFORE). and I can definitely see them trying to help you walk on your own or do things for yourself (even if Geto worries). They are your cheerleaders so to speak.

although I think Geto would put aside all concern if you tried to direct you to HIM, in a certain way. He would be EUPHORIC, congratulating you all the time. the twins recording everything.

Overall, as long as you can turn a blind eye to his questionable ethics, it's not a bad match after all. He will love, protect and treasure you no matter what.

#headcanons #neutral reader #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jjk #jujustu kaisen geto #jujustu kaisen #mimiko and nanako #getou suguru x reader #jujutsu kaisen geto #geto x reader #jujutsu geto #geto suguru #jjk geto #disabled reader #nanako hasaba

[notariahere]

should i tell you, that i love you? (yasuo x reader)

a/n: im back after two months hi! im lost because mortal kombat took me away and im currently obsessed with the game and especially with kuai liang and bi-han (please i need help immediately) but enjoy this little, cute fiction of my favorite character ever. (i love him sm☹️) [and this is fiction is friends to lovers awww]

he has a crush on you, he really liked you but he was so shy to confess to you. he was afraid if you rejected him because he was ugly, he thought that he was not enough.

on the other hand, you liked him, you thought that he was attractive, cute and hot. a man that he can protect you from all the bad things and take your pain away. you want to confess to him but you are so shy, like him too. until one day you guys meet up again.

“hey” you turn back to see him “oh hi! didn’t see you” he placed his large hand in your shoulder. this is where you start feel butterflies in your stomach “what are you doing here alone? it’s dangerous to be alone especially when you are in this place” he says. oh, he was worried about you. “just walkin’ alone, havin’ thoughts, deep thoughts” you said “what thoughts? tell me, im here to listen.” this is where you feel tears come out. you wanna tell him that you love him and he is the only person that he helped you and was there for you. “im in love with a man, but i don’t know how to tell him. im afraid if he rejects me… if you wanna know how he looks like, well he’s almost like you. he’s kind, sweet and he’s hot like pretty hot. i can’t stop thinking about him, having also sexual attraction to him too… im so annoyed by this right now…” he laughed “go ahead and tell him that you love him. you only live once you know? what’s wrong from stopping you?” “i don’t know…” “then you have to say it..” and this is the time… you took the risk and you said it to his face “i love you.” “wait.. the confession you did… uh… it was me all the time?” you nodded. he came closer to you, the temperature was rising and you felt hot. “well, i have to confess to you too. i like a girl. she’s so cute and pretty. i love the way she dresses too. i love when she talks to me sweetly and her voice soothes me. every time i see her, i really wanna hug her and put my hand to her pretty face and kiss her deeply.” when he hugged you, you know that the confession he did was about you. he said that he liked you and he wants to be with you. you cried. you couldn’t hold the tears for longer. he pulled the hug, he put his hands in your face and without hesitation, he kissed you, deeply, you returned the kiss and you can tell he is an expert in this. he was holding you tightly, you hold him more tightly, tongues dancing through the kiss, smiles appearing through the kiss. you pull him away to take a breath

“that was the best thing ever.” you said “you’re cute. and i love you. i wanna protect you until the end” he says

“you are gonna be the death of me.”

a/n: AHH THE CUTEST THING EVER!!! my mind was like let’s make this as sex scene but damn i feel like this is more cute and romantic. maybe part two soon?

#league of legends #fanfic #fluff #yasuo league of legends #yasuo x reader #yasuo #league of legends fanfic

[cceanvvaves]

barista; i.ny

(moved to isanggayfrog) warning: swearing

Nayeon very nearly screamed when her gaze met yours through the glass window.

The afternoon sunlight fell across your face, enhancing the mesmerizing hue of your eyes. A lopsided smile was plastered on your lips, your laid-back posture exuding a distinctive friendly aura. Blushing madly, Nayeon inhaled sharply and spun around, hoping that you didn't see her - which you definitely did - when Jeongyeon gripped her harshly by the shoulders and forced her to face you.

"The hell are you doing? Get in there and do what Nayeon does best."

"What do I do best?" Nayeon demanded, crossing her arms and struggling not to look at you.

"Flirt. Hurry up, I didn't come here just to see you give up!"

"But Jeongie," Nayeon whined, looking very much like a tantrum throwing toddler. "What if they don't like me? I'm too boring and annoying and ugly for someone like them-"

"Ugly?" Jeongyeon repeated incredulously. "Who are you and what did you do to Nayeon?!"

The older girl glared, afterward sighing in defeat. Jeongyeon felt bad, so she put a hand on her friend's shoulder. "Hey, I was kidding. I'm sure they'd love to hang out with you. You're - ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this - fun."

Beaming, Nayeon threw her arms around Jeongyeon. "Awww, you're so sweet, Jeongie," she cooed. The taller girl pushed her away and scowled.

"Okay, okay. Now get in there and don't fuck this up, Im Nayeon."

Nayeon nearly fainted when you spoke.

You watched as the girl you'd been watching finally entered your little coffee shop. Making your way around the counter, you greeted them in a friendly manner.

Nayeon's heart started beating erratically once she was right in front of you. It seemed as if her heart wanted to jump out of her chest and come to you instead, so she took a deep breath to compose herself. Inside, she was screaming profanities. You looked so approachable, it made complete sense on why you worked in a café. The warmth in your eyes was welcoming, like a freshly baked piece of bread. Your presence was energizing like a hot cup of caffeine-filled coffee. Your uniform - a white button-up with beige pants and a brown apron - only accentuated your features.

The scent of freshly brewed coffee lingered around you. And when you spoke - Oh, gosh, Nayeon thought. Save me.

Your voice was as smooth as honey, like music entering Nayeon's ears. She started wondering how there could be a person as perfect as you.

"Hey!" You greeted, wiping your hands on your apron. "I was waiting for you. My shift ends in about 10 minutes, though, so do you want something before then?"

Jeongyeon eyed the chocolate croissants on the display. "I'll take a couple of that."

Chuckling, you nodded. "I see you've found the chocolate croissants. One of our best-sellers, actually. Good taste!"

Nayeon watched as you assisted Jeongyeon, who'd pretty much bought one of every pastry your shop had to offer. A dreamy expression overtook her face, interrupted only when Jeongyeon walked past, clutching a paper bag and munching on a croissant. "Bye, Nayeon! You can handle this, you're a big girl. I'm gonna go bring these home."

Before Nayeon could protest, Jeongyeon ran out the door. She didn't want you to think she'd decided to ditch you, so she simply scoffed and rolled her eyes.

You'd finished serving the last customers. The clock had struck five, meaning it was time for your break. You flipped the sign on the door and took a seat before Nayeon. "So," you started, nervously playing with your fingers, "first impression?"

For some reason, Nayeon found this funny. She laughed, causing you to crack a smile. "I like you already," she said.

Maybe a bit of the backstory. Nayeon had gone on an online dating app, mostly for fun, but also because she was curious about what she'd find. She found you, swiped, and the two of you started talking. Eventually, it became a mutual liking, and today was when you two had decided to meet-up face to face.

Somehow she'd formed a crush on you through the messages you sent, always making sure she was alright and healthy. And now that she'd seen you in real life, it just gave her more reasons to like you.

You, on the other hand, felt the same way. You would never have expected to start liking someone online, but anything was possible. You'd gone on a dating app because, with your flexible and always-changing life, you wanted something permanent.

"Do you, maybe, want to go on a date sometime?" you asked timidly, avoiding her eyes. She found it cute how you had both a shy and confident side. "I'd like to take things slow, get to know each other a little better, before we do anything more serious. Is that alright with you?"

Beaming, Nayeon agreed. She was willing to wait for someone like you, excited for the memories she hoped you'd spend together.

And when you reached across the table and held her hand, she had a lot of hope for her future.

note: idk man, might as well post my stuff

#twice #imnayeon #nayeon x reader #gn!reader #café #twice imagines

[lanternkiwi]

bllk characters as conversations i’ve had with my friends

a thrilling saga

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bachira: i’m going to go take a shower

isagi (me): it’s one in the morning!??!?

bachira: i know

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oliver: how big do you think sae is

oliver: i feel like hes packing six inches

shidou (me): four inches soft six hard its curved up a little when hard too and the tip is coral pink

shidou (me): he’s got a vein on the right side too

oliver: WHY ARE YOU SO DETAILED

shidou (me): i’ve thought about it a lot

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nagi: reo are you free in like fifteen minutes

reo, waiting for his call (me): yeah

nagi: OKAY ONE MORE ROUND REO

nagi: god i sound like one of those bad boyfriends

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isagi (me): no, i think that’s midwest... cause every single thing in it is MID

bachira: OOOHH SO THE MIDDLE PART OF AMERICA IS CALLED THE MIDWEST

isagi: GIRL YES????

bachira: I CALLED IT FUCKING CENTRAL AMERICA

bachira: BUT THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER REGION

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hiori: FOOTSIES??? IN CLASS????

reo (me): EXACTLLYY LIKE DO YOU HAVE NO CLASS

hiori: OBVIOUSLY NOT

hiori: HE CARRIES AROUND CONDOMS JUST IN CASE

hiori: AND HE’S NEVER HAD SEX

reo: AND HE NEVER WILL

reo: bros allergic to rizz

hiori: ALLERGIC TO RIZZ IS WILD

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sae: shut up license-less

rin (me): fuck you

sae: my one victory

rin: yeah like 1-5738

sae: WHY IS IT IN THE THOUSANDS

rin: BECAUSE IM BETTER THAN YOU

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chigiri: he’s playing mitski at ten am on the way home

reo (me): i did that once

kunigami: we know

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bachira (me): omg you guys missed our smash or pass game

isagi: of cat pokemon

isagi: for clarification

bachria: you literally participated too

bachira: i heard what you said about litten’s mid evo

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sae: i introduced shidou to my mom

oliver (me): OH AND ?????

sae: she was like i have to see him in the day

oliver: OH HEELLLLL

oliver: that’s a VIOLATION

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chigiri: welcome healing girl winter

reo (me): slut era

reo: oh

kunigami:

chigiri:

reo: yess healing girl winter!!!

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reo (me): literally an hour after we broke up he came back and apologized

chigiri: HES SO GOOFY

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chigiri (me): reo folded so hard

chigiri: hydraulic press style

isagi: LOL NOT EVEN ORIGAMI STYLE ANYMORE

chigiri: IT’S MORE SEVERE THAN THAT NOW

isagi: whats after hydraulic press

chigiri: mukbang

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sae (me): and really throw it back

sae: and not ass wise

shidou: ass wise is pennywise’s slutty sister

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isagi: i’ll do anything with you

bachira (me): awww

isagi: except murder

bachira: aw

isagi: HUHH

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rin, drunk as fuck: they called me soft

rin: but i am no softy

rin: too bad so sad

rin: its not my fault im sentimental

sae (me): you’re so corny

rin: never mind

rin: goodnight ugly

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oliver: damn so everybody died huh

sendou: dead as hell

oliver: don’t worry i’ll plan your funerals

kazuma (me): what shoes we got on

sendou: my dawgs are out

oliver: im going BAREFOOT

oliver: for you guys <3

kazuma: don’t let shidou hear about that

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rin: sorry shidou i have a game so i cant come to lunch

sae (me): not you leaving shidou

sae: smh rin

rin: YOU ARE LITERALLY IN SPAIN RIGHT NOW

sae: SHUT THE FUCK UP

shidou: everyone leaving me smh

sae: nice guys always finish last huh

rin: SAE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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shidou: would you guys rather use a banana or a cucumber

sendou (me): cucumber

shidou: i feel like a cucumber cause what if it breaks up there.. like if i use a banana its gonna break my ass

sendou: it’s smoother and it had more girth too

sendou: just use the other end so you don’t feel the stem

oliver: team cucumber

sae: what the fuck guys

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ego: just queef it out

anri (me): YOU KNOW WHAT A QUEEF IS???

ego: a pussy fart?

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sae: wow shidou’s goal was jaw dropping

oliver (me): yeah. drop his pants next

sae: BITCH THE FUCK

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sae (me): i did win a sparring tournament back when i did karate against guys my age

shidou: what when you were 12??

sae: 15 (i just turned seventeen at the time)

shidou: oh!

shidou: that’s hot

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bachira: i’m not sure i understand the assignment

rin (me): when have you ever

rin: i watched you do your homework bro

bachira:

bachira: that was uncalled for

#my friends are hilarious #bachira meguru #isagi yoichi #sae itoshi #rin itoshi #oliver aiku #sendou shuto #kazuma niou #shidou ryusei #chigiri hyoma #kunigami rensuke #hiori yo #blue lock

[house-of-lovin]

One of your last replies had my mood shifting like crazy bro!

You: "i’ll be honest, i’m not really into J having an ex"

Me: "Yes! Thank you! Cause it's always her! Let R have some ex drama!"

You: "(at least right now)"

Me: "Awww man!!! *grabs tissues, a tub of ice cream, and a soft blanket* I'm gonna cry when it comes up."

You: "those two have so much going on rn and i’m not THAT cruel🤣"

Me: "Yes, yes, yes! Thank you! Let us live in our happy land where J is jealous and not us having to be heartbroken by the reality that she's gonna be with someone else!"

You: "but maybe in the future who knows🤷🏻‍♀️"

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! COME ON MAN!!!! *ugly cry*"

(This isn't meant to be rude btw! Just trying to express my opinion in a chaotic way! I'll read it nonetheless tho!)

🤣🤣

i don’t mean to play with your emotions, im just teasing lol. I can’t give too much away so I gotta keep y’all on your toes yk.

#ask #legally binded

[ttrulese]

i saw a picture of u on pinterest & all the comments were about u being so pretty & girls asking who u were ! i was going to comment ur @ but someone beat me to ittt

awww reallyy ahhh thas so cool i kinda feel lik my face is ugly but im jus insecure an a perfectionist but ahh thank u for tellin me i miss u so much i love you pookie

[tojisun]

*waves aggressively and loudly from afar* HI HELLO!! :3 the angst blurb thingy u put in the tags HURTTTTTT *sobs* *hiccups* (can u tell im not an angst/no comfort person) but but it was SCRUMPTIOUS! i gobbled it up happily

ps how can i address u? sun sun? sun bun? sunny bunny? sunny? tojisun? sun? ^3^ <3

HI HI OMG HOW HAVE U BEEN MY LUV??

and aww thanks teehee i was replaying a song (stares at my mitski shuffle playlist, knowing ‘a song’ is actually ‘a whole moment’) while writing the blurb in the tags (under the cut) and ykw i was in the mood to hurt myself mhmm mhmm

just. thinking about the futility of it all; how even a religious vow (smthn smthn christian price but he doesnt practice) cant be upheld. everything ends. that was just that—

i hope i can actually make a fic/series out it!! it sounds like its a fun write. strip the marriage off its digestibility and see where it’ll go - type of series yk?

AND U CAN CALL ME WHICHEVER AWWW those are such cute nicknames 🥹 my heart is full of love <33 (sun sun makes me ugly sob. thats so adorable)

how about u??? what should i call uu my luv??

sorry for the dark mode. im using my old phone rn!

#obs3ssiv <3 #ask

[wiw-mel]

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AWWW THIS IS SO SWEET BYE 😭😭 TYSMMM IM GLAD AND ILY YALL FOR 30+ FOLLOWERS WHAT.. (i hope 50 soon 💪😍)

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