#autocorrect is saving me rn

[twistedappletree]

The fact that I s actually d o hat w Al hoop and now I’m sor dying Monaco I love you all

#LOL WHAT DOD I TUPE #what did I type o mean #LMFAOOOO GIYS #GUYS #PLS IGNORE THIS OMG I FEEL SO GOOD IM SORRY #non fandom #apple babble 🍎 #autocorrect is saving me rn #fksojdks #fuck #oh my god #I’m dsuch a hyper rite #HYPOCRITE #I don’t like alcohol durrrr rhhuhuuuuuurrrrr lmfAAOAOAOAOAOA #GOOD JIHHT #NIGHT #LMFOA #Did I at least Troy blacklisting tags right into I’m #fu ck #gOOD JIGJT BYE

[sn0wwangeel]

i can’t stop laughing hahahdhfh

#help help help help #autocorrect is saving me rn #i’m so PJNK

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

i can't do this. please don't make me do this. I can't even get up off the floor

#I'm useless I'm so useless #autocorrect is saving me rn #I'm shakikgni think

[transsexual-dandelions]

I just coughed so hard I nearly threw up :D I’ve been shaking uncontrollably for like an hour and some change now I hate this especially bc my brain is perceiving it as cold shivers so I’m sweating extra while my heart goes super fast

#apollos ramblings #also cramming for apush #autocorrect is saving me rn #vent tw

[misticfog]

I was watching let's plays and reaching conclusions

#slay the princess #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #the owl house #toh #currently obsessed with this game #can't verbalise thoughts properly #i forgot how to spell exist #autocorrect saving my life rn #it's midnight and i didn't sleep last night sorry #i saw 'ch III the thorn' and was like lmao like in the owl house and then it really went that way #dunno if i love or hate when i can tell where things are going bc i saw similar shit somewhere else #toh gets officially forgiven for the 'masked man 2.0' #and then i connect the dots that they're in this situation for stabbing each other #like literally #and multidimensionally #doomed by narrative written by a force trying to destroy them and the functionality of the world #there's more and it's deeper i'm too sleep deprived #prise the autocorrect for making me sound coherent #i Hope #mist was here

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

it's me "do the do" anon. iirc this was requested as "the aftermath to gabriel and v1 Doing It" onstream https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingVastAsparagusNotLikeThis-IHf87cgI835ScS0h

also while looking for the clip i found... this from one of his turbo overkill streams.

https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulUninterestedDuckAliens-deyfSu_ep6uMSMGK (for context i think he's reading off the Official gabe body pillow item description)

Many people think the b in bussy stands for boy, but it actually stands for bot. The more you know! (Cough. someone should request that. Cough)

(Help)

These are good. Very. good.

It will take me a bit to post them cause I need to find the YouTube timestamps as well.

#ask #asks #non voice post #I watch the turbo stream and I DO NOT remember that but then again I do watch these at work and I’m not always 100% paying attention #I like to grab the YouTube link instead cause twitch really love banning people #and idk how solid twitch clips are. do they get deleted eventually #dunno. #anyway. yeah I really need to reach the saints row streams cause it seems like there was something in the water during those #some kind of corrupting force. known as twitch chat #rn I am caught up from the most recent stream to jan 2023 #anything older than that I have to tackle still #2x speed on YouTube saves me fr #even if it means I spend like 4 hours a day with speed up gunshots in my ears #please excuse the slightly broken English I’m on mobile and autocorrect hates me and I don’t feel like rewriting the tags

[enden-k]

anw aventio gay sex. thanks for listening

#my phone KEEPS AUTOCORRECTING TO AVENTURIO WHY (its bc i misspelled his actual name for so long that it now misspells the ship name) #my mind is chaos sry i woke up my test is still positive i can now cancel my very urgent doctor appointment tmrw rn im just 🥴 #my planned out week completely in shambles. only gay sex and mint tea can save me #babbles #tbd

[jennilah]

i can defend every single one of my hoffman’s actions using a scene from this movie i love him i love him i

#jennilargh #i am indeed weedplsging #weedllsging weedposting ok just had to bring you on this typo journey with me #autocorrect saving me for everything else rn

[dreamwinged]

i’m so so so so so drunk ama

#tw alc #cw alc #.unrelated ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ #.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ #autocorrect saving me rn m

[mistninja]

Im so sensitive right now i got drunk and i watched eeaao im crying so much what a mocie...movie of all time....

#🥺🥺🥺 #autocorrect saving my ass rn my finfers feel lik3 sausages lol(ewaao reference) #thank you so much ti everuone who send me a birthday message??!!? love you guys so much 🥺 #im filled with love #good night ❤ i had a lovely birthday... thank u

[reallunargift]

Am currently visiting my godparents, and being reminded of the true essence of my modern Port interpretation: that fisherman uncle in his late 50s who is always the first one on the dance floor during karaoke night at the local tavern and gets on his knees asking his embarrassed human date to come dance and next thing you know he’s dancing with the 90 year-old granny and then teaching her grandkids how to dance and finally once his date agrees to dance you see he’s actually really good at it. Also you can always count on him to sing quim barreiros with you on stage. Yeah that’s him except he looks like he’s still in his mid-late 20s.

#lunie blabbers #I just think this is what he’s like among humans lmao #only a few nations have seen that side of him namely Arthur and toni and sometimes Francis and the other lusophones #I forget the acronym rn #Toni joins in bc he too is an embarrassing 59 year old in a 25 year old body #Arthur joins in after enough drinks and you gotta drag him out of the dance floor #autocorrect save me

[damconcha]

THE GOING MERRY 😭😭😭

#I literalally can’t type rn my eyes are full of tears autocorrect is saving me rn 😭 #going merry #one piece reaction #one piece

[drowning-buttercup]

Pure boredom presents: things my friends & I have said

"I have attachment issues, come at me bro"

"Why is he orange? He’s supposed to be purple like the 2018 Gacha William Afton"

"LOOK AT ME im the sexiest bitch at the party" (said whilst I was in a seagull costume)

"Get out of the bathroom now unless you wanna smell like Japanese cherry blossom"

"I hope your sister dies Same- I mean not same"

"She got hit by a microwave and got a concussion so she cant come to rehersal"

"[Name] STOP HAVING THE BRAINCELL AND LET ME BREAK INTO WALMART AT 2:40 AM. I NEED DIAPERS"

"STOP SAYING SIGMA IM GOING TO EXPLODE LIKE A PRESSURIZED CAN"

"Baguette boy I gotta meet this friend [Name] of yours they sound like the type of person to eat an entire stick of butter and then ascend"

"WHAT THE JOSEPH [My Name] I’M CRYING RN YOU CAN'T SAY THAT LEAVE CONNIE ALONEEEEEEEE"

"I’m going to eat your whole family live" "too far [Name]"

"I read one article about BOMBS"

"The fuckin circles make my mouth go AAAAAA"

"Don’t start stripping, I need in"

"What’s your type?" "Fictional suicidal twinks"

“No, Con. I’m trying to spell the word Constantly. Get out of my autocorrect.”

“I’m femboy Philip Wittebane”

"Sometimes I hate myself. Sometimes Im a homosexual. Sometimes I’m both."

"I fantasize about Master Joseph being my husband"

"I thought that was autism but it was just spectrum internet"

"Help the homosexual disease its on my skin im peeling it off and shoving it up [Name]'s nose get diseased bitch"

"You look like the Roblox man face"

"Im not gay for the hexagon, i promise"

"Save me. save me. save me. fire."

"I am NOT moving everyone’s things at THREE IN THE MORNING because you two ASSHOLES CANT SHARE."

"[Name] what the hell I know we’re in theater but that terror in your eyes did not look like acting"

"We convinced the boys in art that tampons are flavored"

"This is the price I pay for homosexuality"

"🎶we are not safe we are not safe🎶"

#quotes #chaos #my friends #silly #shitpost #funny af #some of these are very fandom specific #magisterium #mainly #tidbit of owl house references too #we're deranged #and gay

[ask-shane]

Hi

Phone brokem (hammee+ but wantedto say hi

Wijl yoy be the smiths boy to ,y sabatom girl ( you shjoung listen to sabaton is mice) had funny catimsge but phone tog litchy

b I had infg dhump on wh2 but this hard foo typed. Autocorrect sajing me rn

Love you:9

i don’t think autocorrect saved you here. get back to me once you have a functional screen.

#ask-shane 🐓 #I CANT READ SOME OF IT LMAO

[f0xgl0v3]

Kronos what are you doing here-??

Guys save me it’s gotten so bad that I giggle and hand flap and like gurgle whenever Kronos is mentioned-

ANYWAYS, uh as per what the brain worms are demanding,

Here are two sketches for a Luke and Kronos piece! Or- a Kronos piece let’s be honest, it’s gonna take me a while to render but it’ll be fine because he’s my guy-

*note; my phone doesn’t like saying Luke and will autocorrect it to Like so uh- yeah. Just in case there’s a like there and it doesn’t make too much sense- also sorry that the draft might be hard to like- vibe but I know what’s going on and it’ll hopefully make sense

Something something, uh. I get to talk about my Kronos design!! He has two things going on rn, those misty purple bits and then those darker purple bits (forgot the ones he has on the rest of his body- they’ll be in the final one)- so, as per my Tartarus Kronos design he’s still reforming, still falling apart he’s in chunks, his hairs probably in chunks so are his arms and everything- you get the idea. But this is my ‘I need the three kings to all have design relations’,

The darker purple that is not swirling mist is like- magic god Vigilito? Best way I could put it- it just. Okay uhhhh, Kleos interpretation and great Pjo hc lore, the titans and their human forms/the basic human ones that are not disguised inherently have not human aspects, if that makes sense. Kronos’s is his little patches that reflect the sky, this is for time- that you can watch the full sun and moon cycle through these patches, and to connect him with Ouranos. Along with that Zeus has something similar on his limbs though he’s usually full on human-human because he doesn’t like how it reminds him of his dad and stuff and like lore or whatever- also Space Kronos makes cool designs (not talking about Lore Olympus, I know they have a space type thing going on with him but I don’t read Lore Olympus and I only like spiting it)

Second are the foggy bits. That’s his like what are they called-? The true form light thingies. That, it’s those bits like seeping out of the human-esque form. The fog I assume moves in the direction of where the bit it as he reforms and like Kronos essence stuff, there’s some Ichor floating around there and space. He gets to have a moon eye and I really dig that.

There’s also probably little rhyme or reason for some of the design too. It boils down to ‘I thought it looked rad y’know?’ Uh, but Luke is there on the little Dias. I assume this illustration is during one of their dream talks. Probably one of the earlier ones, I’m also making the choice that Kronos is straining to have as much of himself not be in true melt-mortal-eye-form as possible, the dialogue that plays in me head for this is Kronos saying ‘Avert your eyes [cool thematic Ancient Greek nickname for Luke that totally won’t be Odysseus’s epithet that boils down to like ‘dude whose got a bunch of tall tales’]. Lest you die in your sleep.’ And then they like, vibe and talk and Luke is shielding his eyes but he’s not the focus here I just wanted to Render Kronos and do an actual full like- thing. :3

I’ll get the actual rendered piece and updates on how it’s going at some point, but good night!!

#hehe :3 #pjo hoo toa #kronos #pjo Kronos #percy jackson and the olympians #titan army #? i guess #uh #luke castellan #idk #guys can you tell that Kronos is getting to me #found too many people who like Octavian had to pivot to the most unliked character in the series/j #it’s like almost midnight I have to sleep- #okay bye

[novelcain]

i sent an ask for ittw, now here's bnha 💃🏻

fav characters: list them‼️

who (aside from bakugou) do you simp for👁👅👁

Finally someone brave enough to "👁👅👁" with me~ 😈

Now

BEHOLD MY SIMP LIST! (in no particular order~)

Bakugo (duh)

Dabi

Hawks 👀👀👀🫣

Aizawa 👁🫦👁

Toshinori (I wanna do non pg things to that 6 foot skeleton)

Fatgum

Kirishima

Mirio (OMG HIS NAME JUST AUTOCORRECTED TO MARIO AHAHAHAHJSJSJAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣)

Tamaki

Nejire

Midnight~

Mount Lady

Overhaul

Shinsou 😳

And honestly prolly more that I can't remember rn~

Also so so sorry but I won't be answering any ittw asks I get rn I'll be saving all of them for when I'm back into jttw stuffs 🙏🙏

#skittle answers #mha #bnha #simp list #my hero academia #boku no hero acedamia