#at least it lasts for 8 years

[paeinovis]

Christ I wish I had been given a better heads-up abt what iud insertion entailed. If you have bad cramps on periods, know that they like. Grab Your Cervix which, for me, Induced the worst cramps of my entire whole life even on painkillers and weed gummy, and continued for a day

#text #paersonal #so fucking unfair that having a vagina is a one way ticket to medieval torture. #if you show a cis man a speculum they rightfully freak tf out jdbjdbd #fuck this shit man... #like its been a while but im thinking abt it bc was trying to nap and failed and mind was wandering and jfc #next time i am absolutely a. asking for the smaller speculum and b. going somewhere they actually have anesthesia etc #at least it lasts for 8 years #and it only took 3 minutes #but the way they describe shit is not how it turned out for me lol #like regular pain vs Cramps Pain The Worst Of My Life are two v different things #and i have a pretty high pain tolerance... #even premedicated it was so rough #which this isnt me saying dont get it bc again. 8 years vs three minutes (and a day of very bad cramps) #and it varies by person #its just nice to have a heads up #and know how to remedy #i.e. premedicate and go somewhere w anesthesia #the cramps for that day were more tolerable than the three minutes but good god

[canisalbus]

I noticed you've been making more art of Machete and Vasco after they met again as adults - is this canon? Do they get to rekindle their friendship after all, or is it still brief and bittersweet? (I love your characters and art, btw!)

Thank you! I'm glad you like them!

It's canon, I believe. After their confusing and apprehensive friends-to-lovers involvement ended in their early 20's, their paths end up crossing again unexpectedly in their mid 30's and things gradually grow from there.

#answered #kf-tea #it's not the steadiest alliance #Vasco has been stuck in a forced lavender marriage for nearly a decade but he's out of the closet to his wife by that point #their union is more like close platonic friendship than that of a husband and wife and they're largely comfortable like that #they've agreed to see other people for the common good #they're great parents and keep up the appearances well I don't think anyone suspects anything #in that day and age divorce simply isn't an option especially if you're a public figure and have a family reputation to keep up #Machete obviously isn't permitted to have sentimental or intimate relations of any kind #the two of them live in separate cities so it's more like a sporadic long distance thing #Vasco is a politician and an ambassador so he takes regular business trips to Rome which is convenient #maybe Machete gets to visit him in Florence on occasion but usually it's the other way around #but between those weeks and sometimes months pass #if their relationship lasts until the end they get a good 8-9 years in so I'd say it counts as a committed long term thing for sure #or at least that's the current idea and order of events #Vasco #Machete

[audliminal]

Okay, turns out that catching up on fantasy high was a mistake, now I have to wait an entire goddamn week for the rest of this fight >.<

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #i watched like 8 episodes in the last couple days only to be made to stop here?!?!?! #this is betrayal of the highest order. #oh well at least i get to watch all the adventuring parties now.... and watch the new one tomorrow

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

I had the covid booster simply because last year it stopped my periods for 8 months

It was great, A* experience

No luck this time, my plan has failed me

#not turtles #damn tampons are so expensive #i was stabbed for NOTHING #well covid I suppose but 🙄 #i feel betrayed #i am bitter #i am bleeding #i am spending money on things i shouldnt have to #at least for 8 months #who ‘improved’ the covid vac since last year? #i need words #go back to the old recipe

[dazzelmethat]

No one: ...

Me: 16th cent fop Miku Hatsune. Feather hat.

#my art #vocaloid #hatsune miku #this would be the THIRD time i've drawn one of these mikus now.. i like this one the best out of the three.. shes happy #i needed a prompt to help relearn clip studio paint #i think the last time i used mangastudio5 was.. at least 8 years ago #there were a lot of things I've forgotten #i have to relearn how to create my own pens again.. hisss grrr

[sualne]

Quick question: on a scale of happy to disaster, how is crocodile going to end up by the end?

im not sure yet! it'll be in the bittersweet territory but which kind exactly i havent decided yet.

#crocau ask #ive only have plan up to arc 7 and a general idea of what arc 8 might be like. would make sense for it to be the last arc. #but i already know what the epilogue will be like. man. 8 arcs seems so doable actually. would take two at least 2 years to finish this #if i were to like draw the comics faster

[kethabali]

i seriously can't comprehend not having a summer or winter break when u get a job. what do u mean i have to work all year around

#no i need my three month reset #ideally i dont need a vacation to recover from daily life #but thats capitalism <3 #at least school is fun #what if work is just stress and no fun #thats why i wanna work at the nonprofit i am a member of i like going there and i like the staff and i already do that work #as a volunteer and in internships so i could enjoy it maybe how i enjoy school #as long as the job is mentally and emotionally stimulating and not physically strenous #i can work for like 8 months of a year #same as how i go to school #ideally i only work 6 months of the year and 6 months i do something else #but once again <3 capitalism #actually audhd #actually autistic #actually adhd #🧃 #see the reason im thinking ab this is bc i realized working means regular paychecks so less financial paranoia #and stability.. which i like and am always desiring with school i get a big sum of money every few months and then pennies rest of theyear #except last semester when i got my work study and now i realize i like being paid more regularly it helps with my financial trauma #so now i am thinking i wouldnt mind working (if i wasnt in school bc two at once is too much for me) #i could work 10 hours without being burnt out i think 15 max but that is pushing it. this is why i need my diagnosis lmao #at least i have affordable housing and benefits for food and utilities so i actually could work 10 hours and have enough to pay for things #but like adult jobs are usually full time idk like to be a staff member at a nonprofit like i want to be #idk im sure theres a way to do it how i want #or i could get a semi boring remote job thats early hours and i have the rest of the day to myself like summer 2022 #i barely remember work from that summer bc early hours and i did what i wanted for the rest of the day that was a very good summer.. mMM #i want my whole life to be like that summer thats my picture board #but not broke ahah

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

i appreciate a quick response but it also scares the shit out of me how fast my PI responds. like FUCK!!! i wasnt prepared to deal further with this for at least a couple hours

#like when i first emailed him last summer to ask about joining his lab i expected a response within like maybe 3 days bc thats what im used #to with most academics and professionals but he literally responded in three MINUTES and i felt like shitting myself #like. when does this man sleep. bc im emailing him my draft at 10pm and get a response right away when i know hes also in the lab at the #first moment he can. i have no way of saying if he gets there earlier than 8 bc you know my ass is getting there at 9 but im pretty sure its #8 at the latest. AND he works out in the mornings. GIRL???? #hes like yeah during my phd i went to the gym at 5 was in the lab for 8 hours went home cooked dinner etc and would go to bed at midnight #so. he functioned on about 5 hours of sleep for at least 4 years and im pretty sure he still does. what fucking witchcraft is his body #chemistry doing in there. HES IN HIS 50S TOO

[timelessbian]

*said with clenched fists, through gritted teeth* cringing at something i wrote nearly a decade ago is actually a good thing and i am being so strong and brave by reading it without clawing my eyes out

#been in a weird mood lately and got hit with thoughts about finishing [redacted] but rereading it is...testing my soul to say the least #not bc i think it's BAD it's more that i know i could do it better now bc i've improved a lot in the last 8 years #which like...i'm proud of myself!! a lot of the growth is quite literally visible in the fic itself #but i guess this is a lesson in why it's not ideal to leave a fic unfinished for 8 years #chances are nothing's even going to come of this and i doubt anyone's really still actively waiting for updates #and that's not me trying to fish for anything!! i'm just genuinely rereading and having a Time sjavhbsdvhd #the maddie diaries

[r2y9s-notartblog]

evening/night boop! (how are you doing?)

morning boop! (i've lost track of the time whoops!)

I'm doing well! have a cat butt!

#replies #uygfiug #not my cat but he is when i'm there lmaoooo #my friend's cat his name is Witcher! he's very cuddly! #the more allergic to cats you are the more he wants to cuddle with you! #to the chagrin of the friend of said friend who often comes by for video games with us #i uh. may have impulsively submitted an application to a communitiy college. #i haven't taken college classes in 8 years haha #but i was like ok i have a BS in art but what if i got an AS in forensic science huh #wouldn't that be cool #i'm just out here about to start collecting degrees orz #also can i even pay for it? even if it's part time? #financial aid save me #fuck if i'm gonna apply for another damn loan after i just paid my last one off #ANYWAYS got into a new video game and it's eating at my brain but at least i've got some great art inspo coming in #i never stay in a fandom for long which is why i never publish any of my fics bc i'm in a new fandom before i can even finish the fic lmaooo #i hope you're doing well! i think ur classes started up again? #gl and take care of yourself! #take breaks and eat and all that u know how it is

[tauruswiftie]

so im a CS grad student but i applied to this program that lets me take a language course basically for free even tho it's not strictly for my degree and i got in!!! so now im in latin 2 and i'm having sm fun!!! :)))))

#i think i actually did a decent job of self-studying since i didn't take latin 1 #but i spent the last 4 months working out of a textbook putting in like ~8 hours a week (at least) lol #also (fingers crossed) it doesn't seem like a super competitive thing so im hoping i can get into latin 3&4 next year haha

[todayisafridaynight]

so magical that yakuza 1 and shadow the hedgehog came out the same year........ 2005 the best year for sega honestly.....

#snap chats #AND DAYS APART TOO IN JAPAN (rgg1 dec. 8 while shadow was dec. 15) #the gap is significantly wider for US releases but thats not important..... #japanese kids were winning on christmas i swear #'snap why are you bringing this up' isnt it obvious. i am playing shadow the hedgedhog #and i keep thinking about daigo playing shadow and then later down the line just talking to mine bout it cause he can be a lil sillay #i hope he had dreams where he and shadow got to be besties. and by Him And Shadow i mean he dreams himself as sonic #because obligatory Same VA Joke Is Obligatory IF WE CAN GET ONE (1) W FROM RCS VOICING DAIGO. LET IT BE THAT AT LEAST. #for me..... let it slide for me..... yes ik it was jason griffith voicing sonic (and shadow) back then but let it slide this once.. #i refuse to acknowledge modern shadow. unless it's from that one uhhh fuck what was the cartoon called #its on netflix Point Is the one time shadow was actually like his old self girl i sobbed. too bad sonic was a dipshit though #a soul for a soul ig.... i think its ok just this once.... #im getting so off topic but this is how i inflict my other interests upon you lot #i trap you into reading a post vaguely about rgg and then i make it about something else :) #look at my pfp you fool. i legally have to talk about shadow the hedgehog like once a month ok let me have this #while im here. like /i/ know this game is nine years long but sometimes i forget HOW long #326 endings and for what. because they love me thats why. #fym 'revenge at last' is only ending 11 that seems like the third route or so you'd take (only black doom missions) #ok ive talked long enough. anyway bye im gonna uhhhh god idk.... i keep getting distracted #i started watching kagerou while my sister was playing mysims the other day but i got too engrossed by her playing to continue #mysims was like. A White Whale of sorts in my house for a while since it was one of like five games my sis actually played #and it was her fave but one day 1.) we lost it 2.) our wii stopped working. since that day she's blamed me for losing it #WELL then i found it and i got the wii u working SO all that can stop now 👁️👁️ ok ive fr gone on too long #unfortunately i cant talk about EVERYTHING i want to lest i just turn this into a general games blog. but i wont i prommy #for now. bye fr i think my sis just got home actually LMAO

[britneyshakespeare]

Dresses that are nice but they're only made to fit you if you're 5'5 T____T

#tried on THE CUTEST dress in a medium but the waist was too high up and the skirt wasnt long enough #tried a large then and the waist was too big and the skirt STILL wasnt long enough!! #its the kind of style of dress that's supposed to cover like half your knees. and it didnt. blah #always the cutest dresses that are like long flowy and psychedelic that i like are like that #i did get a nice little green velvet victorian/swingin sixties jacket oh it was SUCH a success tho #i always have good luck with tops but dresses. ugh #i can only wear MINI dresses. bc a mini skirt is supposed to be short on you no matter what #medium-length dresses i have the worst luck with. im not even that tall im 5'7. #tales from diana #there's something weird about the black jeans from old navy #i bought two pairs of jeans at old navy in march of last year. the flare jeans are a size 4 and fit amazing #theyre like stretchy but not cheap and extremely comfy. theyre a typical denim blue #then i also got a straight-leg pair of black jeans. the black jean material is just not right anymore. it's extremely stiff #i know old navy mustve changed their sizes bc i have pants from them that are 5-10 years old (since i stopped growing) #and theyre all different sizes. like. i have old navy pants that are a snug 12 or a loose 4. but it was at least consistent at the time #i was trying on black flare jeans and i had to get an 8. i went in wearing THE SAME jeans i bought back in march #same CUT and everything. and even tho im tall the pants are still longer than what im used to #(im also used to my jeans being somewhat short on me) (so i dont mind it) (its more like they just cover the top of my foot) #the waist. bc i got two sizes up (old navy doesnt do odd number sizes for some reason). it like goes WAY up my waist #tho i dont mind that. im glad we're living in a high-waisted bootcut era. GRATEFUL #but still yeah. #the black jean fabric is just so stiff it's harder to squeeze yourself into even if it fits in the other color denim. u needa size up. #i went shopping w my friend (and kaily) (and our mom) (and then we went out to lunch after) bc i wanted to get her some pants #she's like 5'2 and all the pants were too long on her i felt bad. i bought her some sweaters and shoes #the sweaters were clearance only $6 i was like oh i have no problem getting those for u #still i felt bad bc they didnt have petite sizes in that store. like when she asked they were like 'no only if someone returns' #some other time we'll go to marshall's or tjmaxx >:F

[why-its-kai]

got extremely annoyed by Midvalley's inaccurately drawn saxophone mouthpiece and spent way too long roughly editing it into something that would actually work (including giving him a reed) lmao

thankfully the mouthpiece is drawn properly, complete with reed, in a later chapter when shown up close:

#trigun #trigun maximum #my edit #midvalley the hornfreak #been at least 10 years since i last played sax but damn i remember how these things work #i played sax for like 8 years in school band was my fav class/extracurricular #first trigun fig i ever bought was storyimage midvalley bc of the saxophone lol #the sax is otherwise consistently drawn fairly accurately in trimax which makes me happy #it is a bari sax for sure #anime looks more like tenor

[sherl-grey]

quick fic for the immortal rose girlies 🥰

#i literally posted this on my way out the door earlier 😂 #and didn’t know if it went through til recently lmao #so we aren’t kidding about quick fic lol. i wish i had time to make things a little weightier but alas #rose’s bday only lasts so long! #happy rose tyler day #i am HOPING that 2024 is the year in which i manage: #rose day + 8/8 9/9 10/10 11/11 and 12/12 #maybe even 10/2 and 10/3 if I’m feeling spicy #but also I’m trying to do bingo and my own stuff so this seems unlikely 😂 #at least I’m on track so far #ANYWAYS enough rambling. hope you enjoy if you click this! #my fic

[tvrningout-a]

!!! so glad i double-checked the date bc!! chiyo's birthday is october 3rd y'all!! i'm not missing it this year!!

#AHHHH!!! oh my gosh how old is she now??? at least 8 years old?? i'm gonna WEEP!!! #i'm holding her so gently :' ))) she's lasted all this time :' )))) #i feel like i should do something special for her birthday but i dunno!! maybe i'll just try to think of some headcanons about her birthday #we'll see hehe #also i'll be around briefly! dinner will be ready soon but i'm lurking a lil #hope everyone's day is going wonderfully!! #get ready to ramble | ooc