#and it only took 3 minutes

[paeinovis]

Christ I wish I had been given a better heads-up abt what iud insertion entailed. If you have bad cramps on periods, know that they like. Grab Your Cervix which, for me, Induced the worst cramps of my entire whole life even on painkillers and weed gummy, and continued for a day

#text #paersonal #so fucking unfair that having a vagina is a one way ticket to medieval torture. #if you show a cis man a speculum they rightfully freak tf out jdbjdbd #fuck this shit man... #like its been a while but im thinking abt it bc was trying to nap and failed and mind was wandering and jfc #next time i am absolutely a. asking for the smaller speculum and b. going somewhere they actually have anesthesia etc #at least it lasts for 8 years #and it only took 3 minutes #but the way they describe shit is not how it turned out for me lol #like regular pain vs Cramps Pain The Worst Of My Life are two v different things #and i have a pretty high pain tolerance... #even premedicated it was so rough #which this isnt me saying dont get it bc again. 8 years vs three minutes (and a day of very bad cramps) #and it varies by person #its just nice to have a heads up #and know how to remedy #i.e. premedicate and go somewhere w anesthesia #the cramps for that day were more tolerable than the three minutes but good god

[bluejaybytes]

im So Normal about this game

#splatoon #i dont want to admit how long this took me. #at one point krita crashed and i was moments away from going apeshit (but luckily autosave saved my ass and was only about 5 minutes gone) #i <3 salmon run #if i get another glowflies and i dont have inkjet or wavebreaker as a special im going to go insane #you can tell im Mentally Eel over this game bc im actually Making Posts On My Blog. Woag

[pastelhooman]

[WVW Exchange Event 2023!]

"The kisses on your lash, your ears, on the nose that keeps scrunching. The kisses on your hand, on your cheeks, and the exchanging soft words waiting for the break of day."

----- ID under break -----

A total of 6 pages of comics, starting with a close up shots of vash kissing sleeping wolfwood's nose, eyes, lashes, and he furrows them a bit. an overhead shot of the two of them in a motel room, on the bed with vash leaning over wolfwood from the left, laying soft kisses on him. their legs tangled. their normal outfits are thrown haphazardly on the floor, instead donning comfortable clothes. on the outside, the very first ray of lights are yet to shine.

"what a face you're making pfft" - vash says as he grabs both of wolfwood's cheeks, squeezing them a bit. wolfwood mumbles, "There's something that keeps landing on my face, it tickles." he grabs the hand that is on his right cheek. "Well you're letting it happens anyways right?" Vash muses, bringing the hand up to kiss on its knuckles. "Good morning Wolfwood. It's almost dawn"

"… Isn't it way too soon?" - wolfwood asks, but keeps to himself the prayers he's sending to god because the the boy on top of him was such a sight to behold. Vash flops down onto him, leaving the hand hanging and lace his own hand into Wolfwood's hair, peppering kisses to the side of his face. "Yep" - he answers - "But you woke up on your own tho" - facetiously. He giggles, saying that it was a joke after a beat of silence. A sigh, "don't make me upside you first thing in the morning." Wolfwood closes his eyes, hand combing through golden strands. "Heh, how merciful~" "We have a meet up with Milly and Meryl today, remember?" Vash reminds him, which does raise some vague memory. wolfwood hums, the other hand reaching around vash's torso, hugging him. " So, the sooner we arrive, the less likely she'll chew through my head." - Vash adds. "riiiight. And you were SO urgent in waking me up." in wolfwood's hold, both of them slowly turn to the right, towards the edge of the bed.

Well, you were just soooo cute, I couldn't help it! didn't thinkk you'll actually wakE UAA-!"

the bed creaks under the sudden shift in weight as wolfwood tosses vash over and under him, arms firmly hugging him, one at his back and one at his head, hungrily dives down to kiss. "!! Wolf-! Wait-!" Vash yelps, leg instinctively curls around the other's man hip to hang on, trying his damnest to grip on his shirt as HE is now half airborne, barely has any contact with the bed on his upper body. However, wolfwood seems to have another idea as he keeps deepening the kiss, pointedly holding Vash close, hands spread guarding the back of his head as both of them are sliding off the soft fabric.

"THUD!" a resounding fall, possibly enough to wake the room downstairs, followed shortly by laboured breaths amist wet smacks of lips. Heaves and huffs of air exchanging between the two bodies when the need to breath made itself necessary. They press close, cradling each other, and are lost to their own world. After a while they had to part. Metal arm shifts through black locks, caressing down to his nape and they hold eye contacts there, with lidded eyes, strands of saliva thins then breaks.

Wolfwood pushes up on his arms, looking smugly down at his now disheveled partner: "Now this is how it's done, Needlenoggin." he remarks. Vash tries to wrangle his thoughts back in order, but strings of Wolfwood's name and a wonderous question keeps filling his mind, of whether he should risk it all and have fun for a bit more. Regardless, snapping out of his trance, Vash sourly asks, with a wry smile and an aching head: "But did you really need to roll off the bed?" "Wrong side, whoops" - Wolfwood anwers unseriously, laughing as he finds the situation quite amusing.

----- End of ID -----

#sorry if the ID is weird it happens everytime i tried to ID my comics it turned into psuedo-fics- #the cap is the prompt btw #the exchange is basically secret santa except it was in may lol #it was incredibly fun to work on this!! #and originally i drafted this to be like 4 pages and it got longer and l o n g e r and i was like oh no #all is good i made the deadline dont worry #yeah only some ten minutes left before it was overdue lol #oh and the event was last month i just procrastinated and didnt post it on anywhere except fb mb #half the reason was because i do NOT know how to ID and half way through it was feeling like writing a fic and that took. time #didn't help that i started writing when i was very sleepy and basically forgot about it for weeks #wElL aNyWAys #hope you enjoy this <3 #i really really love the prompts that i was given there were 3 in total but i only did one #they were all superb #vashwood #woodvash #wvw #vwv #wv #vw #trimax #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun manga #vash the stampede #vash trimax #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood trimax #wvw exchange event 2023

[lygma-nygma]

Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.

#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family #after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay #like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad #Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin #He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce #He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom #The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole #Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3 #Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less?? #He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette #Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store #and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him #Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have #Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma #Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens #That’s the tragedy. The drama. #Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones #It was inevitable #Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind #batfam #batman #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #bruce wayne

[runawaymun]

I need to let you guys in on some knowledge ok.

if you want donuts. Buy yourself a tube of biscuit dough and separate it out and use a cookie cutter to cut out the centers (or just tear a hole with your thumb. become ungovernable). Get yourself a good sized pot with about an inch or two of your favorite flavorless oil. Make sure it has a lid (let's not start grease fires).

Heat it up on medium or medium low, depending on how hot your stove is. Then fry yourself some donuts. they are so fluffy it feels like it should be illegal. then roll them in powdered sugar or cinnamon sugar or make yourself a glaze with a bit of milk + powdered sugar + flavoring. you can be responsible and let them cool down or you can do what i did and hoover them straight into my mouth sizzling hot. way too many. im so full of fried bread.

it's like a couple bucks and the cost of feeling like you've seen god. it's so good. you get so many donuts and u can fry the donut holes too. You're unstoppable.

#help i ate way too many donuts #ough #but im passing it on to you with love <3 <3 <3 #i'll be back on blorboposting when im not in a donut coma #it only took me a couple of minutes to fry up almost a dozen donuts

[royalarchivist]

Madagio: You’ve lost your edge. I clearly warned you about making attachments. .....I used to have them too. I had friends here. They are still on this Island. Do you want to see them?

Madagio: Do you REALLY want to destroy the Federation? Are you prepared to do whatever is necessary? Take some time to think about it. A few weeks should do it. They won’t come looking for you here.

All the Federation logs from today's #FitMC QSMP lore!

[ Transcript for all the Federation Logs ↓ ]

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Federation Log 3283: The Federation has been slowly moving employees and equipment here to Vacuus Island. The ongoing bird hybrid experiments on Quesadilla Island have been promising, so Research & Development has been allowed to expand. Specifically, new ways of producing energy. There is a small population of residents here, so care must be taken to ensure there is order.

Federation Log 3298: The initial energy experiments have shown great results, but residents have become agitated by the Federation's presence. One was even found breaking into a Federation building. The higher ups have created a solution that also solves a different problem. Research & Development has a surplus of cats from a recent failed experiment. Rather than the usual policy of incinerating them, the residents will be responsible for taking care of these delightful creatures!

Federation Log 3321: The siphoning towers around Vacuus Island have been left in an idle state. Extracting energy from the island has left the atmosphere in a strange state. Even on sunny days, the sky remains completely dark. If this process cannot be reversed, the Board of directors will not be pleased. The towers have also been picking up strange signals. The Federation has been unable to identify their origin. It's possible they could be coming from outside the system.

Federation Log 3445: The Federation has determined Vacuus Island to be a failure. It has not lived up to expectations. The damage is irreversible. The Board of Directors has requested to declare the island inactive. All operations are to be moved. Any notice to the residents is deemed unnecessary.

#FitMC #QSMP #Madagio #The Federation #March 12 2024 #SORRY THIS TOOK A HOT MINUTE I had to edit down the video and file size a few times and Vegas was NOT happy about it #nor was Tumblr #edited #This whole thing is only about 3 minutes long but I didn't want to cut out the SUPER symbolic rose and darkness bit at the end #Fit

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Joel meeting Ellie: *slams her into a wall & threatens to shoot her*

Joel five minutes later: *kills a man w/ his bare hands for threatening to shoot her*

#the military guy: *points a gun at ellie* #joel: HEY >:/ ONLY I CAN DO THAT #this show's gonna be fun i can tell #cant wait for them to be such a borderline unhealthy co-dependent father-daughter duo <3 #theyre already getting there #im sooooo not normal about them already and they only interacted for like. ten minutes so far #the show is so good and everyone's acting is on point #the last of us #my only issue is that THEY TOOK AWAY THE FUCKING SPORES. #THE THING THAT MADE THE LAST OF US UNIQUE FROM OTHER ZOMBIE APOCALYPSES #ohhh noooo they have tendrils in their mouths oh so scaryyyy #WHERE THE FUCK #ARE MY SPORES???? #what's gonna be the big threat about the bloaters now huh? i guess there's no inherent threat of existing in heavily infected areas huh??? #i guess we dont get a scene of ellie breathing in spores and joel being Not Happy about it hmmm??? #'auogh oh nooo we dont want to occasionally obscure our actors facessss noooo' #COWARDS. THE LOT OF THEM. #it would have added to the show actually. it would have been sick as fuck. so unsettling. so immersive. #gonna die mad about it tbh #like sure the visuals are gonna be cool and the cordyceps concept still rips #but the infection spreading just by biting... thats so painfully normal. thats just another zombie show #its still an amazing adaptation and im obsessed but :/ cmon man #if there was One Thing to get right. the spores wouldve been it #PLUS IT WOULDVE LOOKED SO AWESOME. THEY COULDVE DONE SO MUCH W IT

[its-short-for-jackalope]

Drawing request drawing request! If u’d like, can u do Holloduke/Holloweane? If not that, then maybe Chumby, the Hatchetfield Ape-Man with Willabella Muckwab. Put ‘em in a room together and see what happens haha!

Just run away with me, [I] won't feel so alone

#while drawing this i was imagining something along the lines of a *found out the love of ur life is getting married* desperate last minute #love confession <3 #also listened to Run Away With Me almost the entire time i worked on this so that mifht explain why i feel insane now <3 #and the Actual Years* it took me to figure out the final touches/half-assed background lol #*it felt like years but i suppose it was only an hour maybe idk i have adhd <3 #brp folks liked this one so that's nice. hope you like it too anon! really happy with it thanks for requesting them 🥰 #jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield fanart #holloweane #holloduke #miss holloway #duke keane #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #artists on tumblr #digital art #clip studio paint #csp

[wawataka]

simple practice animation

#yeah it’s simple and yeah it only took me like 15 minutes WHATEVER #but it’s my first time and i’m doing it by finger let me enjoy it </3 #i need to convince my family to get me my own tablet sobs #i did this on my sisters ipad but i feel very restricted because it’s not my own yknow #anyway enough rambling #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #cnp art #teruki hanazawa #shigeo kageyama #terumob #(?) i guess

[respectthepetty]

*picks up megaphone in a public square* MOONLIGHT CHICKEN IS THE BEST SHOW!

I lost my mind several times during the third episode, but here are the top three:

Ten seconds! That's all that Alan was on the screen, but he has been a lurking presence for three entire episodes. What made this so unexpected was that I thought Wen was alone in the apartment as usual, but Alan had been there the ENTIRE time. Wen just didn't care!

This was brief, but it packed a punch. The backstory. The rings. The phone. The similar issue that will arise and cause MAJOR conflict between Wen and Jim about infidelity. This was gooood!

I screamed. I actually let out an audible sound from my body. I was happy for Heart reminiscing about his great day while laying in bed, THEN HE TURNED AROUND!!!!!!

Deceased.

Out of commission.

File not found.

Fatality.

#Moonlight Chicken #Episode 3 took me out #Heart x Li Ming #Jim's backstory #Wen not giving one eff that Alan was home #Leng and his woman feeling like a real couple #Khaotung looking delicious as usual #So many moments but my brain stopped functioning in the last five minutes of the episode #I can't think #Only screams

[youngpettyqueen]

I wish Julian and Martok would interact more cause I think they could have the funniest possible dynamic. they spent 5 weeks together in a Jem'Hadar prison I just know they have a friendship that looks fucking INSANE from the outside looking in

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #martok #Martok: we are like blood brothers. we suffered the horrors of the Jem'Hadar together. our bond is unshakeable #Julian: in other words we're besties <3 #Julian is the only doctor Martok will listen to and even then he only listens to him like 50% of the time #he'll ignore whatever Julian says right up until Julian gets right into his face and starts ordering him cause he's HAD IT #and then Martok laughs heartily and goes 'MAY YOUR SPIRIT NEVER BE TARNISHED DOCTOR' #and he slaps Julian on the back so hard he knocks him over #they get drunk on blood wine and belt out Klingon operas until Quark gets Odo to throw them both out of the bar #they'll occasionally talk about their prison time and everybody around them who can hear them is. so very concerned #Julian: what was my record for shortest time between solitary confinements. less than a minute? #Martok: yes they took you out and you spat at them and they threw you back in. that was the moment I knew you had the soul of a Klingon #Julian: aw <3 #Jake sitting three seats away: YALL GOOD? #Julian joins a Klingon mission with Martok and when they come back he's dishevelled and high on painkillers and Martok is carrying him #Julian: hi :) I got blown up #Martok: he was wounded in GLORIOUS BATTLE he did his ancestors proud #like hear me out. theyre besties #and its fucking hysterical

[alexcabotgf]

not to be true crime posting on main but i think i'm falling down the wm3 rabbit hole again

#xenia.txt #when i tell you this case keeps me up at night to this day #not even the murders themselves as much as the general public's reception to and opinions on the case 3 decades later like #i get why it;s always been so divisive especially after the pl docus came out (lots of opinions on those btw none of them are good #from the bottom of my heart fuck you joe berlinger and bruce sinofsky) #but it's truly baffling how no one is willing to do the research on what is arguably THE most well documented true crime case in recent #history like. everything that's ever been released to the general public is available online and i mean everything #you can find all the court files trial transcripts depositions interogation tapes aerial photos you name it it's out there for anyone with #internet connection to access at any and all hours of the day #and yet people are still foaming at the mouth fighting on reddit abt their innocence based off nothing but a couple of movies like #bffr with me right now!! almost every point the innocenters make can be easily debunked by scrolling through callahan for 15 minutes #'but they've been pushing for dna testing since their release so they can't be guilty' baby the case is closed! #it's been closed the second they took the plea. they can be striking under that courthouse and it still won't change a thing and they knowi #that's why they're pushing for it in the first place but that's just my opinion #^ and i say they but it's really only echols which makes a lot of sense to me personally #and if you want to talk abt dna testing let's talk abt the one that was done in 2011 and how the defense hurried to propose the plea as soo #as they got the results! let's talk abt those cause no one's ever seen them and i would very much like to #braga share the results the people want to know!! #makes me wonder which pieces of evidence they even submitted for that 2011 testing because if i'm remembering correctly #there was one that would've closed this case instantly and maybe that's why the results were never disclosed and the plea was rushed #but that's also just my opinion #and it's also interesting how the majority of people who have in fact deep dived into this case #(and i'm not talking abt big true crime youtubers as i'm very sceptical abt their research abilities) #all collectively lean towards guilty. much to think about #i was hoping someone would make another ~actually~ unbiased documentary for the 30th anniversary and go over all the case files #but i don't think that's even realistic at this point seeing as everyone and their mother has some sort of an opinion on this case #hbo deserves another lawsuit for this. they should've never won the first one in the first place #true crime tw

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1 & 2 - Very bright pretty looking sky ! #2. HUGE icicle that looked like you could kill someone with it or something.. Pulled from near a gutter on the side of a building #3. & 4 & 5 - various images from a silly party I had where I pretended to be some elf king turning like 204 years old lol (also not like #a REAL party. Only my roommates were there really and we're all in the same household bubble. #just to clarify. I would never dare have a large party anyway given #my hermitous nature but on top of that.. didn't want there to be some implication that I'm having a Party while covid is still ongoing lol. #NEVER.. But I do love dressing up as some fantasy character so much.. The only thing that could ever bring a true hermit wizard #to engage with others socially is the prospect of connecting it somehow to fantasy worlds and costumes lol. One must simply dress up #as a silly 200 year old man from time to time and pretend you've never seen a balloon before in your life. etc. #6. bapy boye... feets #7. The main food that I made for the elderly elf man 'party'. which was a Deconstructed Beef Wellington (kind of as ajoke since I watch s #o many silly cooking competition shows and they always make stuff 'deconstructed' at the last minute when under time limits or whatever.) #I've wanted to make beef wellington a few times but Ithink to do it well I'd need like..an actual kitchen and a lot of time and #an oven that fully works to bake things and etc. etc. So I thought this would be an easier method. A thick steak cut round to kind of mimi #c the round tenderloin or whatever it is in a wellington. instead of the puff pastry being wrapped around - I just did star shaped cut outs #of pastry and baked them and put them on top (to go with the star theme). instead of mushroom duxelles being wrapped around in pastry #its in a little circle under the steak. and instead of mustard being brushed onto the meat I made a mustard gravy sauce type of thing #Then of course asparagus on the side.. my favorite... Though I know some wellington #also has a layer of prosciutto I think. or I saw one person use crepes. I didn't feel it was necessary to incorporate that too lol #8. bapy son helping me do a giant puzzle that took me hours and I had no idea it was actually that large of a puzzle #until I started putting it together and for some reason it made me stressed by the end instead of relaxed lol.. puzzle fatigue #photo diary

[kafkaguy]

character wrapped 2023 💥

tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa ^-^ i didn't know how many to do so i copied tara and did top 10. i know the severance guys are Four Of Them but i can't separate them theyre all equally important to me

will graham (hannibal), em haywood (nope), aziraphale (good omens), mark & dylan & helly & irving (severance), hawkeye pierce (mash), martha jones (doctor who), ivan karamazov (the brothers karamazov), kim kitsuragi (disco elysium), stewy hosseini (succession), ruescott melshi (andor/rogue one)

i will tag... @fagician @britomart @libraryfag @roadwhores @majorbaby @globuspolski @hadleyfraserfaggot @tenderscience if u want to ^-^

#and now i will explain them all in detail #cos i started watching hannibal back in like. january or february and will immediately set up camp in my head and started to settle there #*I* pay rent to *HIM*. he lives there permanently. sweating and monologuing constantly #em was not only the character of 2022 but also of 2023 and of 2024 and the rest of the decade and all decades to come #she had such an impact on me keke palmer's performance will live with me forever and i love nope so fucking much #i almost didnt include her because nope was more of a last year obsession. but she lives on #aziraphale.........no comment #severance.......i love them all so much and at first i wanted just irving and then just helly and then i realise i cried over mark this week #and then i realised i couldnt possibly leave out dylan when hes probably my favourite character. so then i settled for all of them #hawkeye is my fucking wife. enough said #martha... well i knew i had to have a doctor who character. i thought maybe the doctor but then i thought their companions mean more to me #sometimes at least. i did have a fourteen icon for a while but then i was like but Donna..... and then i thought. well #these past few months at least martha jones has been eating away at my heart. i go batshit insane when i think about her #her impact. her grace. her power. so she had to go on the list.it was a toss up between her and donna for sure though #then i figured i had to include a karamazov since reading that book took up half of my year. and ivan was my favourite of the 3. so <3 #kim goes without saying. literally nothing to be said hes the character Of All Time. to me #stewy also goes without saying ive had so many Stewy Save Me moments since the beginning of season 4 all the way to the end of the year #i miss him every day. he is the moment. i wish there was more of him all the time #and the last one is a bit of a wildcard cos all my insanity abt melshi has been on my andor sideblog. #but rest assured ive been thoroughly Not Normal about him. he literally side appears in 4 episodes and has 11 total minutes onscreen #but i love him. so much. and hes occupied most of my thoughts since september. once again his impact his power his grace. his homosexuality #enough said. that's all. thanks for reading. this was a great year for autism and madness #tag game #🍪

[silverthelovebug]

(I have never drawn a troll in my life) Sorry y’all I turned Cupid into a Smooth Jazz/Pop Troll, nothing I can do about it :/

Only other character I can confidently say is Apple being a Classical Troll :3

Maybe Blondie being Europop

#ever after high #eah #c.a cupid #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls band together #I have only watched the first movie and nothing else #All my Trolls knowledge comes from TikTok #I got one look at Chaz and went #“Yup that’s Cupid” #Her dress is made of felt #While everything else is like dead leaves turned into a wing cape #:3 #This took me like 10 minutes tops #she cute tho

[iguessitsjustme]

3 Will Be Free - Circus

Last July I said I would let people choose the next video edit I made and here it is! Thank you for your patience as the polls said I had to make this drunk and I do not drink that often. But I hope everyone enjoys this drunken mess of a video.

#3 will be free #3 will be free the series #rae makes video edits #but rae i can hear you say you didn't include THE kiss #i know i know but here's the thing is i couldn't break up the kiss scene #and i only had like 3 minutes to work with so in order to include literally any other show that kiss did not make it into this video #anyway i made this based solely on vibes #i feel like you can really see where my drunk brain took over #though i don't feel very drunk right now #but based on how much alcohol i've had tonight i am actually wasted #do not trust me when i say i feel completely sober #i am most definitely not #anyway this was an interesting project that i will probably not do again #at least not drunk because hoooooo boy this was hard to make #i'm gonna stop rambling in the tags now and go to bed i think #good night everyone i love you *kisses your forehead*