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glitchinginhyperfixis · 5 months
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mike sits by max’s hospital bed once again. instead of reading to her or just taking in the silence, he’s brought a christmas movie. he remembers a night long ago where she shared her favorite Christmas flick. so he turns it on.
Mike explains whats happening to her, even though she cannot hear. or so the nurses say. he laughs. he cries. mike pieces more of the “Max” puzzle together. Mike thinks he understands her more afterwards. maybe.
Mike desperately wishes she would wake up so he didn’t have to leave empty and alone again. But she never does. So he signs the logbook and leaves. again.
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they are so SNDJXJDJDJCJCJKSKSJSJSJXKS 😭😭😭😭😭
need her waking up and them watching that movie together, and max pretends to be annoyed when he has a running commentary (she talks almost as much as he does during the movie). at one point max throws popcorn in mike’s hair and keeps a perfectly straight face as she waits to see how long it’ll take him to notice. he tells her about having watched the movie at her bedside and she has him tell her some of the jokes he made so she can make fun of him since she didnt get to when she was in the coma.
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unholyhymns · 11 months
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
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DC X DP PROMPT #16
Mr. Lancer is the brother of Lex Luthor. He never really had an eye for business, or invention, or innovation. He just wanted to be a teacher, spread the good word on literature. Which is the whole reason he had changed his name and moved to the middle of nowhere.
He does not appreciate his brother delivering a package in his door. Not delivering it personally, not even sending a physical person to do a drop off. Just a measly note.
'hold onto this for me - L.L.'
What has Lex ever done for him? Nothing, that's what. So Mr. Lancer does the sensible thing. He opens the box to investigate to find - hardened ectoplasm?
Mr. Lancer knows about Danny and co. Au where Kryptonite is just hardened Ecto and is basically rock candy. Lex sends his brother a shit ton of kryptonite for safe keeping thinking 'he lives in the middle of nowhere what's he gonna do with it?' he feeds it to Danny :)
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New addition to the little screaming thing collection
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I’m getting a team together….
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bamsara · 6 months
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Hey
is solar lunacy discontinued?
Nah I just stopped sharing the chapters publicly because people were being weirdly hostile about my update schedule, so rn the only people who's seen the updates is myself plus one other person. I'll prob continue to wait to share the writing tbh until I feel like its chilled out more
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pokeberry5 · 5 months
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(who's gonna save you, hero?)
i love whump fics where tim ends up on the ropes alone and doesn't know if anyone's gonna reach him in time
i really really love leonardo romero's inks and jordie bellaire's colors from the "i am the gun" mini telling the zur-en arrh backstory (in batman issues #128-130), so this is another loose style study
i had this frame in mind specifically, altho i couldnt quite commit to the hard inks
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ALSO the concept was loosely based off the issues in legacy ('tec (1940) #698-99) where tim goes undercover and then gets nabbed by lockup and his comm cuts off in the middle of telling nightwing what's going on, which also gave us this great (but misleading) cover
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messrsbyler · 2 years
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ao3 authors who have no social media are are so mystical. they really be writing and posting some of the most perfectly crafted pieces of media and then disappearing without a trace
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canisalbus · 17 days
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Alright.
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dkettchen · 6 months
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More lesbian sanami was requested, so please have one of the many headcanons that live in my brain rent-free
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mammutblog · 10 months
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JASON TODD HELLO KITTY LOVER CONFIRMED ??
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my sources say yes
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glitchinginhyperfixis · 4 months
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the party have figured that Max and Mike cannot be in the same kitchen together. it’s like putting a gun in a childs hand. the pots and pan would go flying, obscenities shouted, knives pulled out. bloodbath.
but then Mike would actually make something good and Max would have to try really hard to pretend it wasn’t good. but then he’d try and take her plate away and she’d make up some excuse.
max hasn’t ever made anything good, but that doesn’t stop Mike from cheering her on until she hits him upside the head.
thats the stuff mike misses, when she lays on that hospital bed.
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its the way i thought about madwheeler in a kitchen the other day… all of this is SO REAL.
“this tastes like ass.” “fine then i’ll throw the rest out.” “NO… i mean… my dog would probably like it since he likes eating garbage. i’ll take it to him right now!”
yess. makes me think of a madwheeler cheerleader au (they hate everyone else who does cheerleading except el). or max is on the football team and mike is a cheerleader who uses this to annoy her
one time they do manage to make smth together and when max is in the coma the party wonders why they keep finding mike in the kitchen making the same thing when he’s upset </3
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somerandomdudelmao · 9 months
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@tapakah0
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This little bunny means the world to me
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nelkcats · 8 months
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The List
Danny knew he couldn't keep the existence of the ghosts a secret forever. The GIW was a clear example of that, they had managed to disband the organization but there were always traces left behind that made him anxious.
Times had changed, and while Amity was hiding behind his "small town" reputation, the world was changing. New protectors, heroes, as well as new threats were appearing. And as much as the halfa wanted to, he couldn't transport his entire town to the Realms on every occasion of danger, that would definitely be suspicious.
So he made a list. He gathered information on the heroes that had come forward and categorized them according to how easy they were to approach, or how open they would be to the existence of ghosts.
Unfortunately his "safest" choice was John Constantine, someone he wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, so he decided to settle for the second one: The Flash.
Danny had weighed the pros and cons, but as he walked through Central City he wondered if it had been a mistake. Although it was probably too late to regret it, the speedster had already noticed him.
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aseuki · 1 year
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Sleep power coming in clutch
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boredth · 1 month
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Say it again and he's gonna jump out of your screen
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meruz · 4 months
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your raph and casey art makes me so unbelievably happy that i cannot even express it in coherent words. i cant even think of anything to say that could be funny or entertaining to see in an ask, its just really fucking good and thats all i can think of right now!
THANK YOU!!!!!! I'm glad to hear it... I actually have. a truly insane amt of drawings of them that I'll eventually either clean up to post or idk... put in the inevitable tmnt zine. But here's some sneaky peeks
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inexplicable scenarios and even more inexplicable 10 Things I Hate About You au dialogue LMAO (mikey could be bianca i guess. raph is just so kat. To me. to ME... I repeat over and over as if it makes me sound less insane)
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