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canisalbus · 16 days
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Alright.
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mblue-art · 5 months
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—ketchup breath!!
april 2022, huh... how time flies by...
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blindmagdalena · 4 months
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IS HE JEALOUS???
picturing him walking in on his s/o doing one of the sex scenes with astarion or something LMAO
"I'm not jealous of a collection of fucking pixels," Homelander snaps back, using incredulity to hide what is very obviously an ugly spike of jealousy.
"You put my entire computer in the garbage," you say, arms crossed.
He scoffs, lips pulled into a tense, mirthless smile. "And you, yooou were having sex with some, some skinny, weak, ineffectual, frankly bizarre little, little—" he's gesturing wildly now, fumbling. You know it's because he doesn't really know anything about what it is he saw, or who the character was.
Hearing your heart race and the warm flush on your cheeks when it happened was more than enough to send him into a tizzy.
"Hey," you interrupt. "That's my vampire boyfriend you're talking about."
His expression flattens. "I'm your boyfriend."
"You know I wasn't actually having sex, right?" You bounce right back, trying not to look as amused as you are.
"Tell your body that," he retorts, hands on his hips.
"You're mad because I got a little horny watching a sex scene?"
His eyes narrow. "If you want sex-"
"I need you to tell me right now that you know the difference between wanting to have sex, and getting a little turned on watching or reading or just enjoying explicit material," you say, the sobriety of your tone disarming him. "And that you know I only ever want to have sex with you."
He straightens up at that, the curve of his lips falling into a line more akin to a slight pout. "You called him your boyfriend."
"He's not real," you whisper with a slight smile, uncrossing your arms so that you can draw him into an embrace instead. "It's just a game."
He huffs, immediately coiling his arms around you in turn. "I liked it better it when you were playing with those inane little animals."
"Animal Crossing?" You provide, smiling into the crook of his neck while you stroke his hair soothingly.
"Yeah, that one. At least that one you played on the couch."
"Is this your way of saying I need to play my Switch more?"
"Well... It's not like you have a gaming computer anymore," he mutters tentatively.
You laugh, ruffling his hair. "Asshole."
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saltiestcoconut · 1 year
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fic writer ask meme: 2, 4, 9, 12, 37
Thank you for the ask nonny~
2. Is there a trope you've yet tried your hand at, but really wanted to?
. . . I completed forgot if there was
But!!!! I want to write ai as a templar character (or whatever that trope is called dark templar?) cause man oh man I love it when a character goes to great lengths just to protect another gah I love it so much one day I'll write ai being a proper dark templar for yusaku one day!!!
4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?
GOD NONNY I have a lot so many hmm well there's my three major wips which I will count! Soooooo easily eight I'm probably missing some lmao
Hmm one of them . . . Well I already talked about like four before (my wips and my aitsf au) so I'll talk about the stripper au which I probably forgot most of since I brainstormed about it a long time ago lmaoooooooooo
Basically ai works as a stripper/pole dancer at a club Lightning owns and semi-manages (they have history if you catch my drift) and yusaku becomes a regular at but psh that's only because takeru goes there a lot to hang out with the bartender— his boyfriend Flame it has nothing to do with the fact that he has the hots for the pole dancer shut up
Uuuuuhhhh I had a whole ass complicated relationship chart with that fic lmao like I said I like drama and I like complex shenanigans the more complicated the better too bad I can't think of plot
9. Which fic has been the hardest to write?
Oh my god oh my god shoot there's so many
My smt/demon fic I semi-abandoned because I couldn't think of a plot (it's always in my mind tho!!!) Two fic ideas I started writing but haven't touched since cause I'm self-conscious about my skills in writing it (I won't elaborate)
So yeah so many but I'm going with Till Death Do Us Part cause again I literally don't have a plot for that just a desire to write about yusaku partnering up with demon!ai
12. Is there an episode above all others that inspires you just a bit more?
Like blorbos from my shows type of episodes? Or episodes as in something else? I'm just going to assume the question asks for episodes from the show you like
Hmmm no? Not really? My fics tend to be aus anyways so I usually draw inspiration from fanworks and my friends or random shit in my life but since I guess I can say s1 finale since I do plan on writing a final duel between pm and rev using the new firewall cards (I'm just lazy lmao)
37. Talk about your current wips.
Already answered 💖
But uhh technically a fic for Flame is also part of my wips so Flame if you're reading this I haven't forgotten it I'm just awkward about writing clubs uwu I'll try again eventually when I stop brainrotting about the yoshiwara au lmao
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novelmonger · 9 months
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The thing about the Pevensies all being inexplicably POC already happened in the latest run of the theater play, so like. :/ (not saying that in a play anyone of any ethnicity can't be cast as a certain character without explanation, but they were obviously making a Statement with these casting decisions. Which is a shame, because the rest of the production looked genuinely AMAZING.)
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I mean...at least they all look like they could be siblings, I guess? It would be worse if, like, three of them were white and one was a POC. Or if they went all out and had each of them be a different race so they could tick all the demographic boxes -_-
Also...Lucy canonically has blonde hair? Nobody seems to remember/care that that's the case, but it's true.
Oh well. At least they had the White Witch be...y'know...white. Unlike some characters I could name.
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flowersforvax · 1 year
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Thanks for using the proper Russian declension of Katya Goncharov(a)s name (genuinely)
Katya Goncharova deserved so much better than she got 🥲
Putting respect on her name 50 years after the movie came out by calling her by the right one is the LEAST I can do
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say, Antonio! since you like watching silent films, what scene honestly made you laugh the hardest?
Genuinely? I would say this one in particular:
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Even in context, it's absolutely ridiculous and I love it! :D
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ridearockox · 1 year
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Fuck okay I like never really use Grindr but some guy just messaged me 'Hey sexy your kinda cute. I almost don't wanna ruin you 😈' and honestly 😳👀👉👈
Anyways new use for Grindr: smutfic inspo
I woke up to this first thing in the morning and I have to tell you that this triggered some serious daltwistle thoughts in my brain and I had to step away from the computer for a second to regroup.
John feeling aaaaalmost bad for ruining Roger but it feels very good to do so, so he simply shoos away those pesky thoughts. Also bonus if he actually says so out loud when he's in the middle of messing Rog up like "God, I almost feel sorry for you. But I know if I stop you are gonna be suuuper disapppointed, so..."
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cardinneverloses · 1 year
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@prismaticmuses​ Continued.
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Had she already forgotten their little spat? Their reset on their friendship? Or was this normally her and he just didn’t remember that this was her normally. Either way, it did pull a chuckle out of his lips as he planted a kiss on her cheek before sitting next to her. 
“There. Happy?”
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mysharxna · 1 year
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What about the Weird Al parody of My Sharona? Does she accept that?
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❝   anything   would   be   better   than   that   shit   song   by   the   knack.   at   least   that   one   is   kind   of   funny.   ❞
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limin0 · 2 years
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Djzjjdjd I usually don't send asks because I'm a bit shy but I absolutely had to tell you that I love your art style and how you draw the Papas!!! Hope you have a great day <3 /p
Anon I will kill for you.
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jack-is-lost · 2 years
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hi
just wanted to say ur blog makes me very happy ☺️
hope ur having a good day
Wha?? No, YOUR blog makes me very happy! 💕💕💕
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palfriendpatine66 · 3 months
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[Whisper] it’s wine o clock y’all
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obsolescent · 5 months
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please tell me you’re going to do thane x reader 🙏
ahahah well
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can’t say for sure y’know? jk this man has started to take over my mind. i do plan to do some but i got so much to do before i can get there lmfao
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✨Sensitivity✨
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I am an absolute SLUT for Luci’s wings so I wanted to write something with them :), huge thank you to @myhornybrainonlyknowsthis for the help 💖
Also I’m legit on a cruise ship rn, but @amberlouise473 knows I gotta feed y’all like I’m tossing corn to my chickens 🤣
Lucifer x f!sinner reader
Summary: You’re super curious about Lucifer’s wings, but neither of you knew how sensitive they were. You didn’t know how sensitive you could be either…
Warnings: 18+, smut, dry humping, ruined clothes, pet names, oral (f receiving), face riding, over stimulation, multiple orgasms
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It was time for bed and Lucifer was still working. You knew he worked late sometimes but this seemed a little later than usual. You decided to take a look to see if he was still in his office. Sure enough, you saw him sitting down at his desk when you entered the room. But when you looked closer, you saw that he’d fallen asleep at his desk, his head resting in his arms. He looked so peaceful lying there, you almost didn’t want to disturb him. But you knew he’d feel a lot better if he actually slept in your bed instead of hunched over his desk. Quietly, you walked towards him trying not to make any loud noises that might startle him. You placed a hand on his shoulder, shaking it lightly.
“Luci?,” you whispered, “Luci, it’s time for bed, wake up sleepy head.” He moaned quietly, but your shaking didn’t seem to have done the trick. You shook his shoulder a little hard. “Luci, c’mon hon.” Nothing. You took your other hand and placed it on his other shoulder, shaking him even more. “Lucifer!,” you nearly screamed!
With that, Lucifer’s eyes shot open, pushing himself off the desk. “AAHHH!!! WHAT?!?! What’s going on?!,” he yelled. You never saw him so frazzled before, it was kind of cute. But what you really didn’t expect was to see Lucifer’s wings spring out from his back. It must have been an involuntary reaction from the shock of being woken up so suddenly. His eyes found yours and he breathed a sigh of relief.
“Oh, it’s you, darling,” he breathed. “You really scared me there! I guess I must have fallen asleep, forgive me.” You were only half listening to him at this moment, your gaze was still fixed on his angelic wings. You’d only seen them once or twice before, but never for long. It was then that Lucifer turned his head and noticed what had caught your attention. “Oh! Sorry about that, it’s a defense mechanism, as silly as that sounds. I’ll put them away-”
“No, wait!”, you shouted louder than you meant to. Lucifer cocked an eyebrow at you, not understanding why you had stopped him. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. It’s just…I never get to see your wings. They’re really beautiful.”
A light blush dashed across his face, he gave you a shy smile. “O-oh, thank you! I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me.”
“That’s a shame,” you pouted, “I think they’re incredible.” You walked closer to him to get a better look at them. Their white and red coloring were breathtaking. Their length took up almost the entirety of the room you were in, and his office was not small in the least. A tiny part of you wondered if he always had red feathers, or if they had changed after he…
Perhaps that was a question for another time.
“Are they heavy?,” you inquired.
“Oh! Umm, I don’t think so,” Lucifer pondered. “I don’t really notice if they are. I might have gotten used to them over the last 10,000 or so years.”
“Can I…touch them?,” you asked shyly, averting Lucifer’s gaze.
He smiled. “Of course, love. Let’s go back to our room, shall we?”
Lucifer’s wings disappeared for now as he gently grabbed your hand and led you out of his office. Once you reached your bedroom, he unfastened his shirt and threw it off to the side. It made you blush, even though his bare chest was not a new sight to you. Lucifer noticed your reddened face and smirked.
“It’s a little easier this way, don’t you think?,” he chuckled. He walked over to the bed and sat down, crossing his legs in the process. He tapped his thigh, offering you a seat in his lap. You smiled and wrapped your legs around his torso, straddling him. “You ready?,” he asked with a little smile. You nodded your head eagerly. In an instant, his three sets wings appeared again. You noticed something was a little different though.
“I could have sworn they were bigger,” you puzzled.
“No, you’re right, they were,” Lucifer laughed. “I can control how large or small they need to be. They might have broken something in here if they were any bigger!”
You chuckled lightly. They were even more breathtaking up close, his scarlet feathers glistened even in the dim lighting of the room. You stuck out your hands and touched the top of his first set of wings. Unexpectedly, Lucifer inhaled sharply from your touch, screwing his eyes shut. You pulled away instantly.
“Oh no!,” you gasped. “Did I hurt you? I swear I barely touched them! I’m sorry!”
Lucifer exhaled slowly and opened his eyes again. “No, no, it’s alright, love,” he cooed, “it wasn’t painful. I just didn’t expect the sensation. Let’s just say they’re…more sensitive than I originally thought.” It was only then you felt a bump forming between your legs.
Oh…OH!
You quickly caught on to what he was referring to. And having you straddle his lap probably wasn’t helping. A small smirk crept across your face. You couldn’t resist the urge to make him squirm from your touch; the thought excited you.
“Well, in that case…” you smiled slyly, reaching out for his wings once more. This time, you gave them a slightly firmer grip than before. Lucifer nearly yelped from your touch and buried his face into the crook of your neck. You ran your hands up and down the tops of his wings, almost massaging them in a way. Lucifer was unable to hold back his moans.
“You’re gonna be the death of me, sweetheart,” he panted.
You loved the sight of him bending so easily to your simple touches. You wondered if you could break him. You began to shift your hips in his lap, grinding on the now very apparent bulge in his pants. Lucifer nearly sobbed as you ground your hips against him. You moved your hands down to his second set of wings to give them some attention. You could tell he was unraveling quickly.
“D-Dear,” he choked out, “i-if you don’t stop, I’m g-gonna…f-fuck…”
His plea only made you grind against him at a faster pace while continuing to stroke his sensitive wings. At this point he couldn’t even form a coherent sentence, only broken moans and gutural sounds left his lips. You moved your hands down to his smallest set of his wings, pinching them between your fingers.
“FuckfuckfuckFUCK,” Lucifer cried out as your movements finally pushed him over the edge. He bit down on your shoulder as he came, completely ruining in pants. Once he came down from his high, he looked into your eyes, almost distraught.
“I’m…I’m so sorry,” he whimpered. “I-I didn’t think that…I didn’t mean to…” He couldn’t finish his sentence. His wings disappeared from sight as he buried his head into you chest
“Hey, hey, it’s alright,” you told him as you lifted his head up to plant a tender kiss to his lips. The small tears that had formed in his eyes fell down the side of his face, but you wiped them away with your thumbs. “Luci, please don’t apologize,” you soothed. “You never have to feel sorry for that! Did you feel good?”
Lucifer steadied his breathing, trying his best to calm down. “Yes, love, it was amazing. You’re amazing.” He lifted you off his lap and placed you on the mattress while he stood up, discarding the rest of his now filthy clothes. “But I absolutely refuse to be the only one being pleasured tonight.”
Without warning, Lucifer leaned down and crashed his lips into yours, filing your mouth with his tongue. You moaned against his lips, feeling as though you might be devoured by him. Lucifer tugged at the hem of your pajama pants, asking permission to remove them. “Mhmm,” was all you could mumble. In one swift motion, your pants had vanished and all you felt was the cool air on your legs. Lucifer brought down his fingers to your folds, loving the feeling of how wet you were for him. He captured your moan on his lips, but suddenly pulled his fingers away, leaving you to whine in protest.
Lucifer broke your kiss and brought his soaked finger to his lips, tasting your sweet nectar. “Mmm, you always taste so delectable, darling,” he marveled. You couldn’t help but blush at his words, he knew just what buttons to press when it came to you. He crawled back up on the bed and laid flat on his back, his head propped up by the pillows. “Come have a seat, sweetheart,” he teased as he pointed to his coy smiling face.
Your face became extreme hot as you crawled towards the demon king. You made your way on top of him and came to a halt when your dripping cunt hovered right above Lucifer’s eager smile.
“A meal fit for a king, truly,” he laughed as he dug his face into your aching pussy. You nearly screamed as his forked tongue worked his magic along your slit. He devoured you, making sure every inch of you was consumed. His lips found your clit and started to kiss and suck at it. He’d only just started and you were ready to snap.
“O-Oh my God, Lucifer, shhhiiittt, I’m so close…s-s-so close…,” you whined.
“God can’t hear you down here, angel,” he teased you before continuing to lap at your folds. He made quick work of you, the knot in your stomach threatening to snap at any moment.
“Fuuuuccckkkk, imcummingIMCUMMIMG,” you screamed as you finally felt your walls clench and spasm around nothing. Lucifer happily swallowed your juices as your orgasm started to recede. You tried to lift yourself up off Lucifer’s face, but he kept a firm grip on your legs.
“I’m not done with you, love,” he chuckled. With a snap of his fingers, golden shackles formed around your ankles, the chain hooked underneath Lucifer’s back. A twisted look of fear and passion flashed across your face. You were trapped.
“L-Luci…what are you-” you tried to asked but were cut off by another long lick up your sensitive cunt. A gutural moan escaped your mouth, you still hadn’t fully recovered from your orgasm.
“I thought it would only be fair to ruin you, since you ruined my clothes,” he chastised playfully. “But if at any time it becomes too much for you, tell me and I’ll let you go immediately, okay?”
“Al-Alright,” you stuttered, trembling from the anticipation.
Lucifer hummed against your lower lips. “I’ll make this a little easier for you, sweetheart.” You saw Lucifer’s form start to change beneath you. His horns had erupted from his head while his eyes shifted to a deep red and gold color with onyx irises. “Something for you to hold onto,” he murmured sensually.
Tentatively, you took hold of his horns and braced yourself for his next move. You didn’t have to wait long before you felt his tongue attacking your cunt once more. The grip you had on his horns could have torn your skin clean off with how tight you were holding them while he nipped and sucked your overstimulated clit. Before you knew it, your second orgasm hit you even harder than the first. Then your third, your fourth, your cunt was getting absolutely abused by Lucifer who hadn’t shown any signs of slowing down since he started. After your fifth orgasm washed over you, your legs had given out from under you, completely collapsing on top of Lucifer.
“No more…,” you begged. “No more, please…”
Lucifer snapped his fingers and the shackles around your ankles disappeared in an instant. You conjured up the remainder of your strength to push yourself off him and roll over onto your side, an absolutely breathless mess. You could hardly keep your eyes open. You could feel yourself losing consciousness until Lucifer pulled you flush to his chest.
“You did so well, my dear,” he murmured against your ear. “Are you alright? Do you need anything?”
“Sleep…” was all you could muster. Lucifer chuckled lightly, kissing your cheek ever so softly.
“Goodnight, love,” you heard him whisper as he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close. It was the best sleep you ever had.
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“I just think they’re neat!” - Me w/ Lucifer’s wings also Lucifer inventend pussy eating, this is fact, ALSO also something something handlebar horns
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adventures-written · 1 year
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"I want to help you. Please, let me help you." (For wolfwood) [i love all your portrayals sm]
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"Well you can't help me," he growled, "I'm not a human and I'm not a plant. Besides, I got plenty of my elixer of life to tie me over." He breathed out a puff of smoke, waving a hand at her. "I'm a lost cause. Don't waste your time on me."
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