#a certified creechur

[canisalbus]

Alright.

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#oh OH #!!! #ask and you shall receive :O #a certified creechur #going unhinged over the lil' boots #those are 100% Tove Jansson imagery #moominvalley and it's gender neutral high heels mwah #I think he must belong to the same genus of narrow anxious critters as sniff and fillyjonk #brain combusting because suddenly I have a terrible urge to reread moominvalley in november or something hhhrhrh #I'm not a rabid fan of that many things I don't collect merch and such #but moomins just spark joy every time and Jansson has been my personal idol since childhood #an unexpected niche thing but his makes me exceedinly happy #thank you! #;_; #gift art #kuroikamome #own characters #Machete

[tangledinink]

you are being studied. we watch you in your natural tumblr habitat. 10/10 creechur.

thank you i will be putting this on my resume

#certified creechur u w u #asks #anon

[the-spider-in-your-livingroom]

Creechur, monster /affectionate, blorbo scrimbly. All words describe this spawn of the unholy Gartic Phone prompt "Sparkledog but it's Peppino". Then I got attached to them lmfaooo. Thank you to everyone in the interdimensional Pizza server for helping me cobble together this thang <3

Anyway, Neonpink Furry Sparkle Spaghetti is a Peppino clone with some, er, differences. They are extremely energetic, Say 'UwU', 'OwO', and other emoticons a lot, and are a certified silly X3 They still definitely carry on some classic Peppino anxiety tho, it's just repressed under layers on layers of goofy shenanigans. I love them dearly <33

Also they can't cook a pizza to save their life, but they're trying their best. They do not cook-a da Pizza :[

#my art i guess #tw bright colors #bright colors #cw bright colors #ok enough warnings lol #pizza tower #pizza tower oc #peppino clone #peppino clone oc #NeonPink #2000s scene #scene aesthetic #scenecore #nostalgias faves

[floralfoxdraws]

Daily Art 108

A random 3 AM doodle from last night and brand new character as a whole. They are a certified Creechur~

#FloralFoxDailies #FloralFoxOCs #FloralFoxOCs: Creechur

[ineffectualdemon]

My genders:

Brave boy

Good girl

Creechur

Certified Dumbass

Silly

#genderqueer #gender

[fairy-pd]

Asa Emory but he's not that bad

GN reader, sort of a crack fic cus I cant take his avocado mask seriously, sfw but really dumb lmao

notes: i wanna simp for the bug man without feeling guilty so Im gonna deviate from the 2009 and 2012 cannon slightly and defend this version of him till I die. Picture Juan Fernandez's Asa cus that's who Im talking about muah muah goodnight

So in my head, Mr. Cockroach is just a silly little nerd. A goofy fella with social anxiety. He is the definition of a poor little meow meow- smart but pathetic, a self absorbed mess

Picture a pinscher with a cold. That's him

He has managed to get himself to pretend he's somewhat well adjusted, but even tho he can make small talk, buy groceries and order pizza from time to time he still comes off as cagey and awkward

Definitely kept dead bugs in jars in his room as a kid, did not expect them to rot, learned nothing from this experience and still does it

Which means he smells bad. But purposefully now

I think Asa identifies as a bug tbh, but not literally

He loves humans like you maybe love cars, or art.

He doesn't relate to people. He doesn't get what's like to be one. But he loves us so much, he admires us so much, like you admire a vintage Lamborghini in perfect conditions.

He loves us from afar, like an admirer, an outside observer, wanting to learn everything about us because he doesn't understand but loves how strangely endearing we are, like the entomologist he is. Its almost like a fetish, but not sexual- objetification meets cold adoration in the hands of a scientist

This is specially noticeable (like another poster said) when we see various scenes where he's gently craddling his victim's faces or taking "care" of them. He looks at them in awe, like he could (cus he really could) break them, he wants to see them break to learn one more thing about them

He sees his victims not as people, not as complex universes, not as concepts, but as animals. He understands you have a life and opinions and friends, but he compartmentalizes these as normal behavior for your species

He cannot physically take his headphones off during the day cus it's so fucken noimsy outside and it hurts his ears

He likes to listen to anything repetitive and loud, nothing with discernible lyrics

His house looks like one of those ikea display rooms, except it smells faintly like formaldehyde and rot

He has a massive sweet tooth

He has a love for psychology, human anatomy and thanatology

Actually any field of knowledge that could explain human behavior is fair game to him

He absolutely hates spending money in "unnecessary" things, which is why he has plenty of diy projects around his place

He doesn't really have an opinion of people or of himself. He isn't one to judge, to classify people into groups. He thinks we're all fascinating, and he spends a lot more time trying to teach himself things about us than thinking about his own life

He doesn't have an internal voice inside his head

Absolutely has a God complex, but more in a "I Cannot Relate To Any Of My Beloved Creechures" than "my milkshake is better than yours"

Has a degree in entomology, and chose to become a certified bug serial killer cus seriously,,,,ppl will just give their house keys to a stranger for days????? how could he not take advantage of that????

100% a virgin. Does not have any interest in romance or sex, does not understand most people's need for it, could not feel more uncomfortable than when his victims offer to "help him" in exchange for their freedom

Never had any friends

Was raised by his extended family who sent him off to college as soon as they could

His favorite place in the whole wide world are cemeteries (silent, and he can spend time with his beloved lil humans as much as he wants)

Never takes anything personally and is completely unfazed by morality. Again, whenever anything happens he just sees it as part of the behavior of this particular species, like he isnt an active participant in the world, just a bystander

Hates pillows. His bed is as firm as a wooden table (might actually be one), only wears blankets when its absolutely freezing and he has no other choice

Walks around either on all fours or on his tiptoes

He doesn't? really? get? why people hate his trunks so much. He finds small spaces quite soothing and attributes his victim's screams to panic or anxiety of being caught, not also cus they're yk stuck in a tiny box with no chance of getting out

He has quite a few "animalistic" quirks, like the growling and purring thing. Some come naturally, some he picked up from his early subjects when he was a student

Knows how to crochet, and how to sew up small tears or holes in clothing

#asa emory headcannons #og asa emory #asa emory #the collector #the collector 2009 #the collection 2012 #asa emory x reader #asa emory x you #asa emory x y/n #bug daddy brain rot #he is so neurodivergent your honor i wanna give him noise canceling headphones so bad #slashers x reader #slasher #slasher x y/n

[mokuknight]

Made this silly abomination.

I call it....

THE TRUE MASTER CHEF

DIGGITY DAWG DANGGGG BRO GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD

I love him :3 100% creechur certified, thank you <3

Bro drank so much coffee and he's bouta take down enemies so hard XD

#halo #mokuknight answers

[raylex]

my doodle got deleted but luckily i saved it beforehand 😭 ik these are supposed to be anonymous but i cant send pics on anon so here u go sldfkjsldfkj -sunnysideships

OH!!! OH LOOK AT HIM!!! HE'S SO SOFT... CERTIFIED CREECHURE!! THANK YOU SM ROBIN, I WILL CHERISH HIM 🫶

#asks #sunnysideships #presents 💝 #💜☀️ray of sunshine☀️💜

[thekuraning]

certified creechur

[coyotemarked]

love the duality of drawing xerox like a dumb little Certified Creechur™ a solid 90% of the time. and the other half it's just

#tw gore #tw: eye strain #tw: eyes #tw: eye contact #tw: blood #tw blood #my art #their agonizing lore vs me drawing them like the nintendogs bathtime theme is playing in their head on loop

[crossover-enthusiast]

So yes certified creechur

Probably counts as a cryptid at this point tbh

[iblis-trigger]

creaux (the creechur ever)

CERTIFIED CREECHUR GIVE THIS BIRB A RIBBON

#asks #botboyblitz #crow pictures

[sidetongue]

*points at budgie* certified creechur

Certified cute as heck

[sawtual]

can you confirm weather or not harley is just a leetle crechur? and that she cannot change this??

CAN CONFIRM. everything about her screams creature. the way she hops when she gets excited.. her affinity for having faux ears (the jesters hat + her pigtails) .. the way she looks like a drenched chiuahua in bop when she gets wet 😭 10/10 thats certifiably a godam creechur.

#asks #anon #ALSO #shes small 🥰 cannot change this