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im-not-a-l0ser · 15 days
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Be More Chill time loop fic ideas
Michael: Repeating the day of the play until he fixes everything. First loop he doesn't even go. Last loop is the canon. Or, yknow, go further than that and make him confess to Jeremy too.
Michael: Repeating the day of the party. I'm not sure exactly what you'd do here, but it felt like a shame not to include it.
Jeremy: Repeating the day of the play. Michael seems to be the only unpredictable variable, as nearly every loop has him arrive at different times, if at all. He figures out eventually that the factor is actually his dad and he's been butterflying this whole time without realising it.
Jeremy: Repeating the day of the party. Hiding in the bathroom early maybe? Him and Michael hanging out in there for a bit. Maybe he saves Rich and Jake? Idk.
Rich: Day of the party. Him setting the fire is more of him losing his mind about the time loop, less about the squip. The first time. The second time, it's about the squip.
Jake: Day of the party? One of the loops he gets mountain dew red and learns the real story, falling in love with the real Richard Goranski in the process. Good thing Rich is bi then.
Christine: I don't have like big ideas, but the small fluffy one I have is repeating the 'guy I'd kinda be into' day, or the day of the party, and slowly being convinced Jeremy is in love with Michael, and she's trying to show him that.
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A offers B a hip massage after taking it up the ass for the first time and it just leads to more sex.
Or it maybe it doesn't. Maybe it just leads to some nice cuddles and emotional intimacy. That's super cool too. If not much cooler.
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mono-socke · 22 days
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rich and jake perhaps? maybe even jeremy and jake if i may fly too close to the sun with my wax wings?
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perks of having a strong bf
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More people should hug
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honestlyobsessed · 1 year
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Arsonists with magnificent eyebrows
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toastyblackcat · 1 year
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popular twitch streamer Rich Goranski and his Olympic swimmer bf Jake Dillinger
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Okay, seeing as the Zukka v. Sethon poll currently has ~8x as many votes as any other poll, there is a SLIGHT possibility that I MAY have miscalculated and that Zukka MIGHT be in danger of destabilizing the entire bracket.
If you saw the version of this where I forgot to tag anything, no you didn't
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lovely-blue-galaxy · 1 year
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Just some blushing boys~
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Close in Comfort
Fandom: Be More Chill Ships: Arson Bros (Richjake) Summary: Then Rich came into his life. And everything went to shit.
Jake didn't know when it started.
Maybe it stemmed from the example his parent’s violent and illegal lifestyle set. Maybe something happened when he was a kid. He vaguely recalled rubbing his eyes and yawning as he crept down the stairs to ask his parents if he could sleep with them that night after a particularly bad dream when he was 3 before ending up with a black eye and a cracked skull from the fight in the living room, resulting in his parents fretting over him for over a week and vowing to never bring work home again (Ironic, seeing that baby Jake didn't mind and, as a matter of fact, thought sporting the scar and bruise look made him hella badass.) Maybe the hit did damage to his brain and that did it. Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybe it was the overwhelming ache that confronted him every morning and insisted on lingering with him almost every day, telling him that something desperate to his worthwhile survival (though he could never tell what) was missing. Maybe that was a symptom and not the cause.
What he did know what that he’d always been different from the other kids. And, yeah, he knew how incredibly cliché that sounded, but it was true! Sure, stuff like taking in interest in more violent hobbies as a child, such as tackle football, plucking the legs off of bugs whenever he spotted one, and roughhousing with the neighbors’ kids seemed normal enough, but a people person like him found it obvious that most toddlers weren't too thrilled by sneaking into their baba’s room and bingeing gory horror movies until his dad scooped him up and playfully dumped him into his bed, not even bothering to scold the giggling child for staying up so late or his viewing material.
That paled in comparison to the darker stuff he would get up to later though.
Throwing rocks at his neighbor's windows, subconsciously hoping the glass shards would cut them as they walked past it. Swinging his bat at the other team’s members when he lost a game and doing a disturbingly major amount of damage. Biting the kids on his block if they got under his skin. All of it concerned the adults in his life (save for his parents who only insisted it was simply a sign of the phenomenal criminal he would grow up to be) and himself. He developed a base sense that none of it was normal, despite in how right and natural it all felt.
Over time, his peers began avoiding him and his teachers began reprimanding him before his parents had the chance to blackmail them not to, so, to remedy the sting of his loneliness and harsh criticism, he bottled up those impulses deep down and made an effort to behave the best he could, gaining praise and popularity in the process. After the image of resident good boi Jake had been cemented, he figured he could handle it. That he could be a normal kid.
Then Rich came into his life.
And everything went to shit. 
He didn’t pay much mind to Mrs. Mell’s announcement of a new student. At best, he’d have a new friend, which didn’t mean much, considering his surplux of friendships at the time. At worse, there’d be another kid copying off his tests in class. Yet, as he leaned against the playground’s fence pouring water on an ant farm and gossiping with Jenna while a particularly rowdy squabble spilled out of the courtyard and into the sand box, Jake took the time to squint and tilt his head to get a better view of the fight. And their he was. The new kid, drenched in bruises and fat tears spilling down his face, wildly swinging and clawing at his aggressors in a pathetically vain attempt to feign them off.
And yet, somehow, in his chaotic state, he still came off as the most gorgeous person Jake had seen. It was as if, suddenly, everything had clicked into place and the empty hole inside himself was filled instantly as waves of tranquility washing over him the more he stared at him. Like everything was right with the world and nothing else mattered as long as this kid was ok.
Maybe that explains why he felt such an intense, burning desire to protect him.
Tuning out his friend’s cries of confusion and throwing himself into the fray, Jake managed to scar each bully either mentally or physically, sending them running and/or crying. Swiping up the sky blue glasses on the ground, he slowly bent down and gingerly placed them back on the new student’s head, wide brown eyes hiding behind now slightly cracked frames locked with his in a way that made him feel things he couldn’t put into words even if he tried as he offered a soft smile and brushed a few tears away.
“Hi! My name’s Jake. What’s yours?”
“...Richard.” He muttered, shrinking back into himself and picking at a scratch one of the other kids left. Guess he wasn’t much of a conversationalist. Oh well, he could work with that.
“You got a really pretty name, Richard. It fits ‘cause you’re a really pretty guy.” He held out his hand and helped the now red-faced kid back up, almost falling down himself from the sheer shock of holding hands before tugging on his sleeve. “C’mon, I’ll show you where the nurse’s office is!” Fiercely shaking his head, Rich stumbled back as he...trembled? What was that about?
“Nuh-uh, can’t!”
“Why not?”
“‘Cause than they’ll see the scars and then they’ll get mad at my Daddy and take him away again and it’ll be all my fault!” He cried as he furiously scrubbed away tear streaks and dug his nails into his arm, unintentionally drawing blood from a fresh cut. Acting on impulse, Jake swept up his new friend in a tight hug and explained that he swore he wouldn’t let that happen, added how they couldn’t do that anyway ‘cause Rich getting hurt “is, like...illegal or something!”
“Promise?” He sniffed.
“Promise.”
And with that, the two were off, running back to their classroom and leaving a pack of jerks and one immensely confused Jenna behind them.
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newtmntfan · 1 year
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Tags I Wil Use
Hi I'm going to attempt to organize this blog with duo tags and stuff. The names I use may not be right or make sense, but this is my blog, so I'll use what I like and can remember.
A Team (all Raph and Leo duos)
B Team (all Mikey and Donnie duos)
Head and Heart (All Leo and Mikey duos)
Brains and Brawn (All Raph and Donnie duos)
Blueberry Bros (All Leo and Donnie duos)
Fire buds (All Raph and Mikey duos)
Rottmnt Duos
Sunset Duo (Raph and Mikey)
Disaster twins (Leo and Donnie)
Pb&j Duo (Donnie and Mikey)
Leader duo (Raph and Leo, they should've been co leaders dAMNIT)
Portal duo (Leo and Mikey)
Code Smashers (Raph and Donnie)
Interdimensional Duos
Arson Bros (2003 Mikey and Rise Mikey)
Murder Duo (Rise Donnie and 2012 Raph)
Crossover (when the same turtle is featured)
💙💙💙 (Leo)
❤️❤️❤️ (Raph)
💜💜💜 (Donnie)
🧡🧡🧡 (Mikey)
Credits
@cray-cray-anime
Fire buds
Head and Heart
@dysfunctional-doodle
Arson bros
@excali8ur
Murder duo
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dragonairice · 1 year
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31. "I can't keep kissing strangers and pretending that they're you."
This one HURTS and I NEED to see smth for it /pos
This party was shit. Jake really really wanted to leave but it was his own damn house and he couldn’t exactly just pack up and go.
First Christine seemed sad for some reason and then broke up with him which sucked because she was really sweet and he wasn’t sure what he did wrong there. Then Chloe had sex with Jeremy on his parents bed which gross dude why. Then she asked to have sex with HIM which proved that she was incredibly drunk because they didn’t do that even when they were dating. His costume was really itchy and he was holding a cup full of… something and standing in the hallway, feeling unwelcome in his own living space.
Everything was going wrong till he noticed a short figure holding a loaf of bread with a bright red streak in his blonde hair.
“Rich!” Jake yelled, ecstatic, finally something good at this shitty party!
His friend looked mildly buzzed, he was never a big drinker, probably because of his dad. For some reason, instead of the pleasant smile Rich normally wore when under the effects, he looked… sad. But Jake was too drunk and relieved to notice. “This party’s shit bro” he slurred the moment his friend had come close enough to hear him over the blaring music “I mean like worse than that one we had for Christmas- d’you remember that one? Connor tried to jump off the roof and Jared threw up in the pool and there was like snow and shit and Lydia totally-“ he was interrupted by a pair of lips meeting his.
What.
It was barely a second but he had definitely just been kissed by his best friend.
Rich pulled away looking a little shy, and still very, very sad.
“I can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending they’re you” he confessed “I just had to do it once before…” he trailed off, looking guiltily in the direction of the kitchen. “Nothing just, love you bro, homo or not”. And then he was gone.
And Jake was left standing in his hand, holding a cup of alcohol with nothing but confusion swirling in his brain.
Wait was that… smoke?
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A classic "didn't know they were dating," but instead of them not kissing bc they're taking it slow, A's confession was kissing B, and B just said 'okay.'
A thought that meant they were dating. B thought that meant that they just kiss now. For funsies, like a couple of besties.
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pr-etzels-things · 8 months
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Yo- uh does anyone wanna do a RichJake rp with me on discord? (I’m rich) If u do let me know :>
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galaoki · 1 month
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he didn’t really thought it through :/
coloured ver:
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poparthuriana · 1 month
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heraldofcrow · 2 months
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come on you of all people have to make a choice on who is getting the blue ribbon in Malenia vs Sephiroth
they are your stabby children?
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NO
I FUCKING DON’T
(incoming “angry” rant this is mostly light-hearted and non-serious, so please don’t worry 😅)
I am the QUEEN of not pitting two bad bitches against each other and instead I will gleefully say “fuck you” to all the versus battle shit that fandom loves to drool over and point out how these two would actually be pretty well-matched in most things and why MALENIA AND SEPHIROTH SPECIFICALLY SHOULD STOP BEING PITTED AGAINST OTHER CHARACTERS IN GAMING LORE BECAUSE THAT’S ALL PEOPLE EVER DO WITH THEM FOR FUCKS SAKE—
*throws Vergil’s stupid lawn chair out the window*
I spent hours and hours defending Malenia in the trenches on YouTube and Reddit back when the TRAILERS were just coming out. I STILL GET NOTIFS FROM THIS ONE THREAD OF ESSAY COMMENTS I WROTE ON YOUTUBE WHERE I TRASHED SOME SMUG DUDEBRO THAT WAS HATING ON MALENIA AND ACTUALLY MANAGED TO WIN THE SUPPORT OF 75% OF THE OTHER GAMER KIDS THAT READ MY RETORTS BECAUSE I WAS ON FIRE. (I am bragging a little, yes. I am still proud of that moment. No, I don’t want to ever re-live or re-read that cringe again but it was fun while it lasted).
I fucking think Radahn is pretty badass and a cool character, but the moment he showed up as the rival to Malenia, there were people worshipping the ground his horse walked on. As soon as the game was out, it took a couple of days for everyone to take his side in literally everything from morals to combat prowess, and Malenia just got dragged through the mud. Worst ER fandom era. I’m so tired of it and I left it behind, but dammit, I still stand with my view that Malenia deserved better from the fans.
She deserves to have her story analyzed and treated with care and her boss fight to be treated as a worthy challenge. There I said it.
Also, her strength is incredible. She is disabled and rotting from her core, but she can still do THIS?
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She’s so fucking beautiful, I am gonna cry. That’s her trouncing her own disabilities to keep fighting. That’s her stunning waterfowl dance where she moves like a dancing bird.
And then she has her god-form where she becomes a vessel for an Outer God so powerful that it reshaped an entire part of the continent, and she can BLOOM, absorbing more and more power. She kills players every moment with this these days. Out of the 9 billion deaths that Elden Ring has caused players, Malenia claimed over 300 million of those when the stats were last checked. One of the best bosses in Soulsborne history and almost certainly the toughest.
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She is an absolute powerhouse, and MORE IMPORTANTLY, a well-written, tragic, and morally complex character with an amazing story that I wish I could summon the brainpower to articulate in full.
And Sephiroth is the same if people can set aside all the fucking stereotypes and popular gamer perceptions of his character for five seconds.
This is him as a kid aged somewhere between 13-15:
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He has his own “Waterfowl Dance” called the Octaslash:
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…where he moves faster than the eye can see. He cuts through moving bullets, big-ass troop transports, and dozens of soldiers in the blink of an eye. He can also summon fire so aggressively that it completely obliterates the surrounding environment.
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When he has his later powers, he cuts through enormous buildings and metal structures, he can throw….city ruins…at you,
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He can….change the weather???
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He can impale snake gods on giant…woodchips lmao?
He can fly without and with a wing, he can cut through different dimensions of time and space, he can shapeshift with his alien mother’s power, and he has an angelic god-form just like Malenia:
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….with which he has the potential to destroy the Solar System….
And he summons a Meteor that is big enough to destroy an entire planet in the game
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And it….almost does….
But see, Sephiroth CAN still be stopped. Malenia CAN still be stopped. They both have limits, and are beaten by The Protagonist Swordsmen. None of this powerscale shit matters with them because they both end up defeated anyway.
Sephiroth can summon that enormous meteor but Malenia fought the man keeping the stars in check to a stalemate and still left him crippled. Malenia has an Outer God backing her up with power, but Sephiroth has his own alien god mother backing him up with power.
Both of them also have the theme of refusing to just fucking die around them too, and I respect that.
Malenia has an incredible in-depth and tragic story with a strong connection to her brother and the horrors of her own existence.
Sephiroth has a shocking and tragic story with a deep connection to his mother and the horrors of his own existence.
One is a fallen hero turned into a villain, one is a fallen warrior with crumbling and desperate morals.
I only said Sephiroth was more terrifying than Malenia because he is vicious, unlike her. Malenia isn’t trying to burn all of humanity to death. She just wants to defend her brother as his champion. I’m not afraid of her as a villain or anything. I can see that she’s trying her best.
Sephiroth is brutal and cruel after he turns to the dark side and is meant to be terrifying as the enemy. He doesn’t have a cute little Millicent looking for him to restore his dignity. He’s completely isolate and moves like a prowling shark. That’s that.
BUT OVERALL THEY SHOULD BE FRIENDS AND GO TO THERAPY TOGETHER AND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR ABILITY TO TAKE ON OTHER CHARACTERS BASED ON INCONSISTENT VIDEO GAME MECHANICS AND JUST BECAUSE MALENIA KICKED EVERYONE’S ASS, GOING DOWN AS SOULSBORNE’S MOST DIFFICULT BOSS AND BECAUSE SEPHIROTH STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT IN SMASH BROS AFTER KILLING EVERYONE AND GIVING THEM PANIC ATTACKS SINCE 1997.
FUCK
Ok, I’m done.
Love you, anon—and yes, I love my stabby children and will defend them until I’m fucking dead <33
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