#are you there god? it’s me fiona

[sobasicallyimpoppee]

Lord if you love me, you’d also send that mf Gary Fischer to my location 😔

#gary fischer #henchman 21 #venture bros #are you there god? it’s me fiona

[ghostiehooves]

“ Are you there god? It’s me Fiona ! “

#furry art #procreate #original art #original character #are you there god? it’s me Fiona #furry oc #digital art #digital illustration

[crosswordist]

“hey sorry for not responding, i ate mold and put myself into a medically induced coma until all my cells were regenerated like a ship of thesesus” <-excuse i just came up with after i ate mold.

my friend made me this </3 is this bullying or support

#mold #i ate mold #its not the first time #PRAYING this will be the last #are you there god? it’s me fiona #bagels are a safe food no more. nothings safe. nothings sacred.

[eclectic-ways]

Dear Tumblr,

Please fix your members not receiving any notification for literally anything even within your app. This has been going on for months now. As a blogging website/app, this is not acceptable.

You… got this (?),

#tumblr #no notifications #no notification #tumblr staff #tumblr issues #tumblr broke #notifications #request #fix it #tumblr problems #curators on tumblr #tumblr community #inconvenience #bugblr #please please please #artists on tumblr #bloggers #writers on tumblr #unacceptable #frustrated #come on already #announcement #reblog this #like bruh #hello tumblr #are you kidding me #are you there god? it’s me fiona #hear me out #just do it #bruh wtf

[thursdaysperson]

concerned ape PLEASE bring 1.6 to mobile i can't take this anymore i just wanna see sebs winter clothes ☹️☹️☹️ PLEASE.

rage is consuming me and i'm falling into hysteria

#thursdaysperson #please bring mods to mobile too. please #are you there god? it’s me fiona #help me #stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6

[steakcreature]

Tomorrow I will have an exam. God damn it.

#and not the last one #I feel like I forgor everything bruhh #are you there god? it’s me fiona #it's me fionaaaaa

[mother-of-houseplants-2]

fiona gallagher // the angry man in the house

#ami weaves a web #for real this time!!! since it's not just a couple of pictures with lyrics from one (1) song lol #anyways #tw abuse #something about growing up with an angry abusive father and harboring all this fear and then watching your siblings learn his violence #and then turn it on you #and you're also this deeply angry person #there's no escaping that #but seeing your father's rage in your baby brother's eyes #the baby brother you've raised from infancy #god. it fucks me up so much #also the fact that fiona looks resigned to frank's anger and puts on this brave face when he's yelling at her but is visibly shaken and #terrified when it's lip or ian is breaking my heart #you can put up your wall of steel when you know someone's going to hurt you. but when you don't expect it... #man fuck these fathers who put their hands on their little kids #i should be allowed to go feral i think. hm. maybe i am just struggling to be at home with my family. anyways #fuck frank all my homies hate frank

[idasessions]

Jewish girl angst: a trilogy

#let's keep this subgenre going #licorice pizza #are you there god? it's me margaret #are you there god its me margaret #you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah #alana haim #abby ryder fortson #sunny sandler #paul thomas anderson #kelly fremon craig #sammi cohen #p.t. anderson #pt anderson #kelly fremon #judy blume #fiona rosenbloom #haim #adam sandler

[grctagerwig]

the trials and tribulations of a preteen girl

are you there god? it’s me, margaret by judy blume // eighth grade // never grow up by taylor swift // moonrise kingdom // shameika by fiona apple // stranger things

#a collection that pleases me #web weaving #girlhood #are you there god? it's me margaret #speak now taylor’s version #stranger things #eleven stranger things #bo burnham #eighth grade #fiona apple #moonrise kingdom

[charlieconwayy]

Shameless Celebration ● [3/10] episodes ↳ Just Like the Pilgrims Intended [2x11]

#shamelesscelebration #shamelessedit #shameless #shameless us #my number one fav shameless episode #i just love an episode that showcases everyone and everyone has smth to do #thanksgiving until the end of the ep is just some of shameless at it's best #and that fiona/lip tension GOD!!!!!!! #most emotional shameless moment for me is fi calling frank dad to get his attention. god it KILLS me every time #super biased w the fi/carl gif but what do you guys expect lol #gifs: shameless #*

[sobasicallyimpoppee]

Lord if you love me you’d send that mf Brock Samson to my location 😔

#brock samson #venture bros #are you there god? it’s me fiona

[eileensdress]

Oh my god teasing Geralt, Yennifer and Ciri ACTUALLY traveling together in their little fucked up group

#please god please god please god #deliver me some good content please im begging you #the witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #yennifer of vengerberg #cirilla fiona elen riannon #the witcher season 3 #jaskier #witcherposting

[bluephoric]

realizations were made today

#sally face #was this intentional? #this feels intentional #praying to steve gabry the same way i used to pray to god when i was 7 #are you there god? its me fiona #its me FIONNAAA #/ref

[ianenjoyer]

what's great about the brain damage that i got from watching this show at a crucial time in my development is that it never really goes away. it'll lay dormant for months sure but it gets activated so easily like a sleeper cell and then all of a sudden i'm on netflix dot come slash shameless and i see ian and i'm like OUGHHHHHH -100 health

#in this case the trigger was in fact the ao3 top ships bracket 😭 #i was just like oh my god... my BOYS #i can't believe that oversaturation of content and bad writing from s11 ever made me even slightly annoyed with them #enough time has passed that i am at peace <3 just completely wiped everything i don't like from my mind #they're so everything . nobody's ever done it like them #evil worm in my brain : you should rewatch seasons 4 and 5 #also the fiona and lip of it all. OUGHHHH i miss them

[steelycunt]

when you get this ask you have to could perhaps maybe bless us with 5 of ur fav songs and then send this ask to 10 of ur most recent followers :) [alternatively, u could perhaps send this 2 moots w good taste..]

hello my lovelies..gosh...well..i can certainly do this... : ^ ) in no particular order because i simply could not do that..

baby britain -> elliott smith

in my life -> the beatles

shame shame shame -> shirley & company

suspended in gaffa -> kate bush

rusholme ruffians -> the smiths

#best believe mull of kintyre wings would be on here if i didnt feel i couldnt have two mccartney adjacent entries on here. also happy mitski #the art teacher rufus wainwright...i would risk putting multiple dexys songs in here to be honest nothing gets me moving like seven days #too long. um....making plans for nigel gosh i just think that is a perfect song? one of the best ever written and can you believe im not #joking. unionize by the redskins. WATERLOO SUNSET the kinks. a day in the life the beatles. see emily play pink floyd. train in vain #jimmy jazz rudie cant fail the clash. bless the telephone labi siffre. god only knows the beach boys. CROSSEYED by BRENDAN BENSON #drumset and extraordinary machine fiona apple. i could go on. but i shouldnt.. #telegram #sash tag #rae tag #ask game #music #: ^ )

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

How would you have fixed/rewrote Shrek the Third to prevent it from obtaining the unofficial title of "so bad, it's better to skip from Shrek the Second right to Forever After"?

Well…

(This isn’t that coherent, I’m just giving a ramble of what I would have enjoyed :D)

As mentioned in my post about the issues with Fiona, I would absolutely make sure, at the beginning of the movie, she is prioritized when it comes to the kingdom needing a new ruler.

Let her have the Royal Pain scene instead of Shrek, where she’s trying to fall in line with the kingdom she grew up in. Holding court, sending the ship off, knighting individuals. I think it would have been beneficial to show her being more capable in a way that wasn’t ‘remember everyone!! She can do fighting!!’ I think that would also be a great time to introduce the princesses. Show that she’s a great ruler, but the rest of the royal crowd has a hard time meshing with her.

I think to still include the journey to Worcestershire, Fiona would step down from her temporary queen position due to the death of her father, and from there, they could go and find Artie. Except for this time, I would bring Fiona on the quest because she’s still 100% capable, even as a pregnant woman. (Listen, she was doing karate and kicking stuff down in the original movie, there was no reason for her to stay behind.)

Lillian would stay behind to protect/rule the kingdom, there’s not much to add there.

I would want Shrek to still have his conflict about being a father since that was interesting (to me, at least,) but with Fiona on the quest, I would handle it differently.

Since, in the original movie, they had no way of discussing the problem and talking things through, I would want a scene that mirrors their weedrat dinner in the first movie where they have a true relationship moment, and it shows their development as characters. They’re open with each other and willing to talk through their problems. Ultimately, it ends in Fiona assuring him that no matter what happens and how terribly it goes, they’ve been through worse, and they’ll be fine parents.

With Charming, I really enjoyed his plan with the villains in the actual movie, so I would keep that. I think to make him a less hated villain I would dive deeper into his relationship with his mother. Yes, he depended on her, but how lost is he without her? He could gain a lot from an independent scene or two showing his struggle that isn’t played for comedic effect.

#thank you for this one anon it gave me a lot to think about #<33 #fire breathing asks #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #source: shrek #shrek is everything #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #princess fiona #prince charming shrek #shrek the third #shrek and fiona #shrek 3