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bunchofroses07 · 5 months

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so tense about rep tv rn

#are we gonna clown?????#walking down clownelia street again #reputation tv #reputation #reputation era #rep tv #rep #taylor swift #ts #taylor #taylor rep

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closetsof-backlogged-dreams · 6 months

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as sad and disappointing as this is, look me in the eyes and tell me that this isnt the absolute funniest shit youve ever seen. like, they changed their bio to ONE vaguely implicative sentence and posted some promo statement about where you can find it on streaming services, and this little shitty cockroach fandom (affectionate) absolutely BLOWS THE FUCK UP. like, within the span of 2-3 days, we completely took over tumblr so that this 15-year-old fandom was trending, their twitter account gained roughly 6k followers, and everyone is theorizing about a season six a reboot a spin-off a red white and royal blue crossover every thing under the SUN and it literally gets so bad that the poor intern (thats probably gotten two hours of sleep this week and is running solely on celsius and coffee) and the two-person marketing team that managed this whole thing had to scramble to clarify that WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING WE'RE JUST ADVERTISING THE SHOW AGAIN

like. thats the funniest shit EVER.

#im not gonna be some pretentious little shit tho #i clowned too yall i clowned so hard #but this #this is hilarious #one twitter post and bio change and we proved to the ENTIRE internet that we're not dead actually #we just got a wee bit quiet for like six months #merlin #bbcm #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc

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0ynes · 8 months

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The betrayal being Shanks accidentally made him eat the Devil Fruit. But oh there's more!!

Buggy was ready to give up on his dream for Shanks, he wanted to support Shanks and find the One Piece with him. But Shanks knew something Buggy didn't, literally, so he decided to not go after the One Piece. Let's just say Buggy was disappointed. And it's funny Buggy says this:

Because Buggy was willing to step away from the spotlight for Shanks. He is just hurt at this point. Still not over that break up in the rain.

#Buggy #buggy the clown #jeff ward #one piece #one piece live action #opla #one piece netflix #are this really spoilers if we are never gonna get here in the live action? lmao #shanks x buggy #buggy x shanks #shanks #opla buggy #shuggy

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inkskinned · 3 months

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you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.

(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)

but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.

(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)

there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.

(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)

you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.

(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)

you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.

in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.

but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.

they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.

it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.

#spilled ink #warm up #can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically #i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason #it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism.#and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out #we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you.#this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism #where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off.#your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell #at the industry - you are probably not listening .#anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit #but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance #> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally #> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field #> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :)#(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice #i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what.#cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men.#so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT.#instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them.#which btw. is like. actual feminism.)

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 month

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#911 abc #ryan guzman #oliver stark #HOLY SHIT!!!#WE GETTING BUDDIE CANNON #OR WERE ALL GONNA BE A BUNCH OF CLOWNS #I'm pretty sure it has to be buddie cannon #don't play us ryan #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #WE'RE TRYING TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE WHAT THEY WANT? YOU KIDDING ME? YOU KIDDING ME? DON'T PLAY US MAN

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jojolightningfingers · 3 months

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i truly truly will never stop being tickled by how law's braincell count just plummets into the negatives whenever he's around luffy and kid SPECIFICALLY at the same time. like if it's one or the other he copes more or less just fine. kid's a shit-starter but he's predictable and easy (and fun) to rile up. luffy runs on baffling logic but he's fundamentally easy to get along with so long as you maintain your zen and understand that he usually doesn't MEAN to get under anybody's skin. separately they aggravate law in different ways. but when they're together kid's penchant for starting dickswinging contests (or inability to not take the bait of one) collides with luffy unhesitatingly answering with a one-up that no sane person would conceive of and what the hell is law supposed to do against THAT fuckin wombo combo. get left behind and called a bitch for it? not goddamn LIKELY!!

#trafalgar law #monkey d luffy #eustass kid #captain trio #supernova trio #one piece #[choking back tears] they are so stupid your honor #law: i'm gonna stand here and take a yonko's attack bc dodging means i'm a loser #law: i'm gonna jump my submarine off a waterfall bc kid said luffy and i were cowards for considering safety risks #babygirl WHAT are you trying to prove we already know you're a little cringefail and we love you like that #you've been part of the circus since punk hazard just give it up #caesar wasn't the only clown on that island #bizarre adventures

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terriblegam2r · 8 months

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Don't mind me, just thinking about how the first pic shows a scene from the pilot episode where Guillermo is wanting Nandor to turn him into a vampire and how the second pic shows a scene from the season 5 finale where Nandor technically did turn Guillermo into a vampire and how the glitter portrait that Nandor made him in the pilot shows them both as vampires and how the portrait became reality for the both of them in the season 5 finale (even down to the similar clothing), and how Nandor gave Guillermo a gift in each respective episode, as shown by: the first - a portrait of turning Guillermo into a vampire, and the second - giving Guillermo the gift of vampirism, as well as giving him the choice to choose.

Nandor: "Look! It's you! I made you into a vampire! And look who's next to you, it's me!" - 1x01, What We Do In The Shadows

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to lie down in a little corner and combust.

#nandermo #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers #it's all about the symbolism #gonna ride in this clown car till the very end

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cinna-bunnie · 3 months

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hey. i look cute today yes? yes ♡⁠

#pictures don't do mejustice bc idk how to take them but y'all gonna have to trust me on it #my shoes n pants r really cute it's a cute outfit overall #thinking about clown makeup girl at target who gasses me up every time we see each other. i love u #my face

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mamawasatesttube · 2 months

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its just like. such a shame in a way you know?? bc in the comics tim and kon genuinely have such a fun relationship. they are best friends!! they bicker but they love each other!! they have a deep bond of trust from pretty early on even WHILE they're bickering!! they learn how to communicate with each other and they have a clear arc of growing closer and leaning into each other. and yeah, we all know tim goes off the deep end when kon dies (yippee!!) but thats like... just the tip of the iceberg. kon goes to him when he feels uncertain about his powers! kon likes it when tim's "the man with the plan"! kon knows how to read him so incredibly well just from his costume! kon has a red mercy nightmare about tim dying in front of him while hating him! kon calls him his best friend SO early on, even before he knows his name!! they hang out, they make each other laugh!

...and yet in fanon they just get relegated to boomer style "i hate my wife" jokes wherein tim is always annoyed with kon for some reason, flanderized into homophobic stereotypes (why is tim always "the girl" whose virginity must be defended by her owners i mean brothers/father, in this gay relationship? let's ponder), or treated as just some default background pair who never get any characterization. particularly kon. (kon baby im SO sorry the people who brag about how they don't read comics do all of that to you.)

like... dude... this is tragic... theres SO much good here and NONE of it shows up in the tags save for once in a blue moon...

#rimi talks #not actually gonna put this in the ship tag bc i dont want to deal with some clown going ''be the change you want to see! :-)'' or whatever #preemptively if someone wants to say that to me: i have 300k+ on ao3 im already ahead of you bozo ♥#but like....... genuinely. why is it SO hard to find any fic thats like. about. the relationship they have. in the comics #we are in the trenches........#tim #kon

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so-very-small · 2 months

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imagine lesbians in the g/t tag

p l e a s e

g/t wlw is so near and dear to my heart. i love it.

y’know what, let’s make this a positivity post for wlw and nblw in the community! if you’re a lesbian or identify as wlw, feel free to boost your art/writing/etc or share your OCs on this post! likewise, if you see this post, feel free to go through the notes and give our lovely size ladies some love!!

#g/t #giant tiny #historically the g/t fandom has been uh! awful towards women. especially lesbians and wlw #im so so fucking glad we’re past that but also we could always be better #so! lets be better!!! uplift ur queer sisters yall!!!!#also absolutely no terf shit on this post or im gonna start swinging. im a transmasc. no one clown in my house or its a block <3

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bloodfreak-boyking · 3 months

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...welp

#regular would require you to stop being like THAT with dean #which we all know is never gonna happen #glad to see your finally accepting it sam <3 #emma rewatches spn #2x2 everybody loves a clown #spn #wincest #samdean

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king-krisu · 2 months

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The soft launch of Häärijä being given the bolero with how hes changed his poses/mannerisms from the stilted awkward yellow suit era to slowly becoming the confident possessed bolero Käärijä KILLS ME DEAD oh my god it was happening since like November and here we are, at the end of one era as Matti said

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #like you must hav noticed how more and more we see häärijä pose in that head tilted down kubrick stare way jere did when he wore the bolero #IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND i call him a clown but jere is so fucking smart i love this #btw i hate using the word soft launch but i have no other term for this KSKKSKWKDJW

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prince-raisins-art · 6 months

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