#i am SO. TIRED.

[grimalkinmessor]

Hi welcome to my very tired rant

#sapiosexuality #sapiosexual #cognisexual #i am SO. TIRED. #idc if we get rep but i DO care if we get BAD rep im gonna bite hollywood's ankle and shake it in my teeth like a dog #lgbtq+ #my art #grim rants #PSA #i didnt try very hard for the art because im better with words but also i know peeps pay more attention to doodles #so take a bunch of chibi grims have fun #i made this in an hour dont look at me #demisexual #personally im a panromantic sapiosexual #if you have questions plz ask them #i cant promise ill have all the answers bc everyone's experience is different but i will damn well do my best #clown on this post and i will block you so fucking fast your head will spin

[mallowbees]

(comes back online with 8 hours of work for this and a skipped lunch) bwuh. huh. so, that dark path huh? [ID: A digital comic strip. Usim, a bearded man in green mage robes dodges around, a grappling hook flies past his head, it slams back into his back, wounding him. He falls to his knees and text says "[Cough] Ugh. I've gotta say, I'm a bit impressed." Two panels show a closeup of his face and Avid, who is a man with wavy black hair and pointed ears in a leather jacket. "Someone should tell Estrea... that an evil worse than Olm is coming." The bottom panel shows the full battle room filled with green smoke and stone pillars. "It's you." Usim is collapsed on the ground with Avid standing center. End ID]

#mcyt #avidmc #avid adventures #injury tw #k draws art #took a bit to post because i needed to write out the ID first #i am so. tired. #khjfgjfhjhgj

[knavewoods]

Listen.

okay this one is going to be long. The short answer is I imagine mammotts to be a distant cousin of Bowgarts, and the four nips are evidence that they both evolved from the same dude.

The long answer starts with me explaining my silly specbio for the Monsterum Sings. The element system is mostly disregarded, being only an aesthetic thing that acts more as a social phenomenon, like star signs. Should it crop up in any given monster’s biology is happenstance that won’t have too much bearing. Prompted by my seeing that certain monsters share similar attributes even without being a breeding combination. It is not a huge leap of logic to think that ‘Oh, furcorns and Shugabushes share a lot of traits, perhaps they have a common ancestor much like the modern human and apes?’ Am I making sense so far? Oh well. They’re creatures. I know ingame they’re made of dimensional slime and good vibes but here I want to be semi-realistic. Entirely for my own enjoyment. Since I've only gotten as far as Fire isle #1 ingame, that is as far as I'll go here.

Heres the hoedown: Mammotts, Bowgarts, Deeges, Pompoms, Hoolas and Werdos all share a common ancestor - which I'll dub the Prefeapole - a furry bipedal mammal with two primary arms, two secondary arms, the beginnings of antlers, and a thick coat of fur. Through a convoluted series of events that likely had something to do with colossal migration, the Prefeapole population scattered around the monsterverse and evolved into the Feapole we know today. Mammotts and Deeges were developed in the colder continents, while Hoolas and Pompoms were developed in dryer continents, And Bowgarts and Werdos were developed in the Mountains.

Bowgarts specifically are the strain of feapole that best resemble the Prefeapole, still retaining the standout attributes of 'antlers' and 'four arms'. Should these connections not seem too feasible, I encourage you to look at the Rares and Epics, who I posit aren't even Rares or Epics but rather grey matter that fills in the gaps between dominant subspecies. Inspect this handy web I created in ms paint.

Does this make any sense? Am I talking logic? Do you see my vision? Theyre all the same primate, which is why I all give them roughly the same skull shape and forehead nostril (the latter aspect not being rooted in any reference, but rather just something I thought made them visually distinct).

So Mammott having four nips is not just a funny heehoo joke, it's a biological remnant of the ancestors they evolved from. they used to have four limbs, and thus four pectoral muscles. The bones may have worn away through time, but the nipples persist. A sentence I never thought I would write, but the future is hardly calculable.

Other miscellanious notes that relate to the feapole family web: - Deeges are the most recent mutation. The 'Speaker in forehead' gene only cropped up in the past thousand years or so; As a result, the Deege population is the smallest of all the feapoles. Some Deege have small enough speaker indents that they can be hidden by their fur, and those who do are often misunderstood to be very strange mammotts. - Werdos are an odd bunch. Much less of a subspecies and much more 'four people who got won the genetic lottery'. They have the large size of their Prefeapolean ancestors, but thats where the similarities end. Werdo antlers are more structurally similar to horns than anything, not to mention they've got the hand poofs of a pompom... made of anything *but* fur! Don't even get me started on the magical voices that can reach human ears, they're [SWEAR WORD]ed. - What visually sets Poms & Hoolas aside from their other feapolean cousins is their peculiar bare limbs. This attribute is a direct result of the climate they spawned in. Dry environments like plains and savannahs lend themselves great to ticks, fleas and other parasitic bugs; And the Feapole's thick fur turned out to be the perfect breeding ground. Rather than leave the area they'd grown to live in, Poms & Hoolas started scratching off the infected fur on their limbs, some going as far to pull the fur out as it grew to prevent any bites. This got to the point where the bugs that were routinely attacking them went extinct, so the violent hairdressing was no longer needed. But even to this day, the fur on their limbs grows short and ribbed, a visual reminder of what they once had to tussle with.

Also to completely disregard everything I’ve just said what if they had four nipples because that’s the size of a typical mammott litter. Like pigs, or dogs. I’m so tired - I’ve done away with the element system that means the breeding system is out too. This is calvinball except every time i let go of the ball it ricochets back into my own face and noone notices.

#msm #mammott #bowgart #speculative biology #knave art #i am so. tired. #do you understand me am I being understood am I out of my gourd with this one? #Statqueue got me high

[strawbbfluff]

just had a very healthy, very necessary scream in my car after work

#jade rambles #i am so. tired. #work was hell #i like my job #usually. #but today is not that day #i feel like crying #and also #everyone is mad #le sigh #anxiety go brrr

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

I AM SO TIREDDDD

#i am so. tired.

[cosettepontmercys]

shoutout to taylor for delaying the show enough that it gave me enough time to get home after sabrina’s aftershow before bad blood was over 🤍

#post: personal #i am so. tired.

[one-winged-dreams]

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#i am SO. TIRED. #of being angry #i don't want to be like this again I can't believe how badly ive been relapsing #im just so full of rage #vent

[barry2018-2023]

girl help I took 3 days off work to focus on my sims videos and I dont feel like working on my sims videos

#i am so. tired.

[curiousserpent]

Waking at 4am or whatever is catching up with me

#i am so. tired.

[eunnieboo]

every single time

#shenanigans #comic #i am so tired

[freakoutgirl]

I'm like if a girl who didn't do much was still experiencing burnout

#i am so tired all the time

[normal-thoughts-official]

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

#i am so tired of ppl trying to use 'theres no ethical consumption under capitalism' in regards to BDS #it's not about ethics it's about participating in a political strategy palestinians have spent YEARS promoting as a means for change #some things are in fact not about you #social justice #I/P #social issues #palestine #gaza #free palestine #free gaza #id in alt #overflowing trashcan

[jasontoddiefor]

I need minors to learn how to lie online again. Your name is Derek, you’re 25 and work in accounting now. Please for your own safety learn how to fucking lie. And if you don’t want to lie, then don’t put your age anywhere. Don’t even say whether you’re a minor or not. It is perfectly easy to avoid adult spaces without signposting that you are doing so because you’re a child.

Stating your age doesn’t protect you this only makes you a target.

#tumblr #social media #i am so so tired

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

#I am literally so mentally exhausted lately I feel like my brain is swelling #I feel dazed and cloudy and yet I must keep going despite being the most tired bitch in the universe

[kidelder]

had a fight with my dad twice in three days im so tired

#shut up agnes #i am so. tired.

[anethum-etcetera]

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#i am so. tired. #just want one thing to be easy. #please.