Date an exceedingly intelligent boy, so it’s all the more satisfying when you manage to fuck him stupid.
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I never used to find competence so arousing. Probably because there’s so little of it in the world.
Paladin's Hope by T. Kingfisher
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Light: So... are you gay?
L: Sort of. I believe the correct term is "sapiosexual". I am attracted to people based on their intellect.
Light:
Light: sO YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE SAID I'M THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU'VE MET-
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I don't want to see sexual tension, I want to see sapiosexual tensions.
Give me two highly intelligent people who always felt isolated from the general population cross wits with their equal.
Have them marvel at the fact that someone speaks their language. Have them shiver in excitement at the thought of someone having a counterargument against something they said. Have them feel the jitters of anticipation as they wait for another conversation. Have them feel the satisfaction of being right.
Give me "Your reasoning is incorrect" instead of dirty talk.
Mind fucking over the general one.
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There's just not enough Taika-in-Glasses in my life.
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It's such a strange thing when you're sapiosexual, and someone attempts to compliment you by saying, "You're so pretty," or "You're so beautiful." It feels awkward and funny. As if I were to go up to someone and say, "You have blonde hair," or "You have brown eyes," and expect them to feel special and liked because of it. I know what they mean, but it just doesn't feel like a compliment to me, because being pretty isn't really something any of us can control that much. You might as well say, "congrats, your parents gave you physically attractive genetics."
I understand that many other people are attracted by physical appearance, some more than others. My hairstylist was distraught when she found out that I was dating a guy she didn't think was attractive. "You're so pretty, you could get anyone! It's such a waste to go out with someone like that," she told me. Still, she keeps dating and marrying "pretty boys" who are as deep as a puddle and have terrible personalities. To each their own, I suppose.
We all have things we are attracted to. We all have our desires within our romantic relationships. We all have things that turn us on inside, and we will find our people based on those parameters. But here's a little advice. If you want to turn a sapiosexual on, don't tell them they're pretty. Instead, have a deep and meaningful conversation with them, and just watch what happens.
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