OH MY GOD!?!?!?!? Also the date seems really specific so I'm wondering if the no-destiel contract expires on december 31th, 2024 so that the network finally frees them from the snipers, and jensen can finally do what he wants as he intended when he bought the rights. Like... when he wanted to buy the rights they said "okay, but there can be no canonical destiel acknowledgment or reciprocation for 5 years after the show ends, to make sure we continue making money with the streaming, dvds and merchandise for at least that long."
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one thing they don't tell you about levitation cantrips is that they make it very easy even for your scrawny wizard boyfriend to sweep you off your feet
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“Tgcf is like the trolley problem except it’s Xie Lian’s fault that everyone dies because he wants to stop the trolley.” No, Tgcf is “like” the trolley problem if the problem was that every time Xie Lian attempted to stop a trolley, the trolley owner builds another trolley and sends it hurtling down another track to mass murder another set of people to prove to Xie Lian that the only “reasonable” response to witnessing mass death occurring is to stand to the side to watch the trolley kill the people you think least deserving of life, maybe while asking the trolley driver—who wants to kill—to slow down a little (but only maybe). In that regard, the op of that wretched take and the trolley owner seem to be on the same wavelength.
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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)
nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-
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