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septembersghost Ā· 8 months
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I'm not sure if anyone has shared this yet, but it's phenomenal, and such a transcendent, emotional journey through her music.
the video is also spectacularly gorgeous, I'm in awe of the impressive talent, dedication, and time that must've gone into creating this and capturing the highs, lows, and connective tissue of these (230!!!) songs. it's like a magic distillation of why so many of us are impacted by and love her art the way we do:
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sanjisboyfie Ā· 7 months
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one piece smau: dating zoro edition
- slight nsfw images + wording , very slight
- male reader !!
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liked by freeluffy, SUPERCOLA, and 10k others
rzs.[name]: muah smooch kiss šŸ˜š
tagged: [name]s_hubby
[name]s_hubby: i love u pretty boy
-> rzs.[name]: come home imy
-> [name]s_hubby: im gettin ur stupid biggie bag wait a second
dni_nami: STOP BEING HAPPY ON MY TL ā€¼ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ā€¼ļøā€¼ļø I DIDNT ASK FOR TS esp from u two
-> rzs.[name]: btw nami i jus venmoed u for the snacks u bought for us at the movies
-> dni_nami: i wish u both nothing but happiness šŸ«¶šŸ¼ love u botthhhh
uso_pp: damn why he eatin u ... [name] u good??
-> [name]s_hubby: pls stfu u touch deprived idiot
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liked by purrrona, rzs.[name], and 11k others
[name]s_hubby: why r ppl spelling gym "jim" that shit sound stupid as fuck
tagged: rzs.[name]
rzs.[name]: my favorite pillow <333
rzs.[name]: guys do u see how he tagged me :))) its cuz hes my boyfriend
rzs.[name]: pls tell me ur single plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspl
-> [name]s_hubby: i almost blocked u bc i thought u were a rando
-> uso_pp: smths tellin me this isnt the right answer ???
-> [name]s_hubby: mb i mean, yes i do have a boyfriend and am happily married to him
freeluffy: ZORO i beat ur pr šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ
-> [name]s_hubby: mf i know u didnt stop lying
princesanji: vomitted in my mouth xoxo
-> [name]s_hubby: the jealousy from this comment is crazy
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rzs.[name]: HES SOOOOO HOTTTT I MIGHT JUST START DROOLING
tagged: [name]s_hubby
[name]s_hubby: please do not start drooling i might break up w u
-> rzs.[name]: u practically started crying when i told u i had to leave the bed to go to school , i cant even jmagine if i broke up w you
-> uso_pp: his ass is not built to survive without u [name] pls dont break up w him for the sake of everyone else
randomgirl: happy for u ig ...
-> [name]s_hubby: im gonna block u from [name]s phone cuz hes too nice to do it himself foh w ur bullshit
[liked by dni_nami, robinkills, and 100 others]
johnnybro: BIG BRO ZORO GOT THE CUTEST BOYFRIEND EVER
-> rzs.[name]: JOHNNNNYY zoro says he misses u
-> [name]s_hubby: i didnt but good to hear from u johnny and yes my bf is the cutest
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SUPERCOLA: zoros drunk ass couldnt even stand upright and [name] had to go on over there to sober him up
tagged: rzs.[name] and [name]s_hubby
robinkills: what even got him to come back to his senses? he was so drunk
-> rzs.[name]: i told him he would have to sleep on the couch unless he got serious
[liked by dni_nami, princesanji, and 57 others]
-> dni_nami: thats all it took??? wtf šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€
freeluffy: zoro is so funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ he kept bumping into poles ans apologizing to them
-> [name]s_hubby: luffy delete this comment rn u have ten minutes.
rzs.[name]: i love my boyfriend šŸ˜‡ even if hes so fucking stupid
-> SUPERCOLA: pls do NOT start beef in my comment section i was tryna show how cut u guys r as a couple not how stupid u both are
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[name]s_hubby: one day ill put a proper ring on his finger and then MAYBE just maybe bitches will stop tryna slide in his dms
tagged: rzs.[name]
uso_pp: it was cute until u threatened a whole population of people
-> [name]s_hubby: the issue is that theres a whole population of people tryna get w my bf, thats not my fault
dni_nami: zoro u almost had me fooled that u were being a SWEET bf for once
rzs.[name]: why not rn???
-> [name]s_hubby: shhh
princesanji: the caption couldve been smth great and then u ruined it
-> [name]s_hubby: and ur still single. so...
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rzs.[name]: i was told to make it more obvious on my acc that i have a bf (even tho hes in all my posts) so pls stop dming me now ty
tagged: [name]s_hubby
[name]s_hubby: his username is literally "roronoa zoro's [name]" as in - IM RORONOA ZORO ... i need all of u to wake tf up
-> rzs.[name]: and my man!!! thank u to my man!!
dni_nami: if anyone knew u two in real life theyd know all u do is talk abt each other
uso_pp: the world if ppl were able to take a hintšŸŒˆāœØāœŒļøā˜®ļøšŸ•Šļø
princesanji: i am begging all of u to actually stop dming [name] bc the amt of ppl is genuinely stressing zoro out and its making him act even more like an asshole to the rest of us. please spare us this treatment and leave them both alone
[liked by [name]s_hubby, rzs.name, and 120 others]
rzs.[name]'s story:
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happy 2 yr anniversary, im so lucky to have you in my life
[name]s_hubby replied to your story: i hope i get to wake up next to you everyday, i love you so much please come home quick so i can show you pretty boy <3
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minustwofingers Ā· 5 months
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love is a laserquest p.1
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pairing: rockstar!ellie williams x reader
request: @thatgiraffefromtlou so kindly included me on a post about writing something inspired by these beautiful edits :) thank you !
summary: after a serious of unfortunate events, columbia grad y/n y/l/n finds herself using her hard-earned journalism degree interviewing vapid stars and writing articles that she's convinced are rotting her mind. ellie williams has just dropped the album of the year and it's all anyone is talking about, but all she wants is to be off the press train. a certain interview with a certain interviewer might change this.
warnings: no cws, but i will say that i don't know anything about this career path so i apologize if i'm totally butchering it!
a/n: see ? see? i promise i haven't forgotten about you guys/this blog/this request. this is admittedly a short installment, but you've all been so good about waiting and i had a little itch to write tonight. hopefully more of this will be posted soon. i hope you enjoy!
tags :) @intrnetdoll @dazedshoon @lovecaraya @pctcr @sariyaflowr @loser-keiji @prettyplant0 @666findgod @sawaagyapong @rystarkov @buzzybuzzsposts @addisonnie @galacticstxrdust @elliesbabygirlā€‹ @pinkazelma @ariianelle @lu002 @blairfox04 @sparkleswonderland @elliesflower @muthafuckingstargirl @elliewilliamsissubermommyoml @eviestevie-14 @quicksilversg1rl @guacala @crtcrp @overtrred28
wc: 1.8k
enjoy!
ā€œHi. Iā€™m Y/N.ā€Ā 
You sit and extend your hand, smiling as diplomatically as you can manage to the girl sitting across from you.Ā 
She ignores you.
ā€œI said hi,ā€ you repeat.
One painted eyebrow arches the slightest, but she doesnā€™t look your way.Ā 
You grit your teeth. A question list that youā€™ve meticulously prepared is memorized and tucked away in your mind, but now youā€™re just furious that you spent so much time preparing for an interview with someone who wouldnā€™t even look you in the eye.Ā 
While you wait for the camera crew to get ready, you sit and observe the roomā€”movie posters behind both you and Lina, bright lights that are already making you sweat shone down from above, and a homey oak wood coffee table between you two to give the air of casualness.Ā 
God, you hate this. All you want to do is go home.Ā 
ā€œReady?ā€ a cameraman says from the side.Ā 
You send a game smile his way. ā€œReady.ā€
ā€œWeā€™re rolling.ā€
ā€œHi!ā€ said the girl across from you, suddenly laser-focusing her attention on you with so much bubbly energy that it made you feel like youā€™d gotten whiplash. ā€œItā€™s so good to meet you. Iā€™m so glad that we were able to do this.ā€
ā€œMe too,ā€ you respond, saccharine sweet. ā€œYou have no idea how excited we are to have you, Lina! It seems like all anyone wants to talk about nowadays is your role in Ontario.ā€
The interviewā€™s length is oppressive and mind-numbing. By the time you ask your last question and Lina sends you her last dazzling smile, youā€™re already on the brink of offing yourself on the camera for all to see.
ā€œAnd cut,ā€ said someone over your shoulder.
You relax, letting out a long breath. That was the last one for the day. You got to go home now.
But since you were a normal human being, you give Lina one last try to redeem herself.
ā€œIt was great having you,ā€ you say in a way that you hope reads as genuine. ā€œThank you for coming in.ā€Ā 
Lina doesnā€™t respondā€”sheā€™s already back on her phone, intent on ignoring you.Ā 
The drive home is awful and long and full of LA traffic. It was something youā€™d never quite forgive your younger self forā€”not advocating for yourself sooner. If you had, maybe you wouldā€™ve already been taking the subway alongside all the other New Yorkers, surrounded by serious people wearing serious clothes and carrying serious things around in their briefcase.
Instead you got the quirkiness of Southern California, all arid air full of cigarette smoke and lost aspirations. When you first came to LA, naive and blithely optimistic about your prospects as a journalist, you thought that living near Hollywood would be exciting, all the energy and dreams like firecrackers to the social scene.Ā 
Then you got off the plane and realized itā€™d all been a lie. Thereā€™s no hope in a place like Hollywood. Itā€™s the most hopeless place in the world, knowing that all your servers and Uber drivers and retail employees are all working 3 other jobs to make up their rent as they chase a dream that will never happen.Ā 
Because no one ever makes it big. Wellā€”no one really. One year into your life at PopNow! has made you interact with more people who have, you suppose, ā€œmade it bigā€, and each interaction is dependably more absurd than the last. Like Lina. God, you hate Lina.Ā 
You reach your apartment right when the sun is kissing the horizon, the royal purple of the night descending upon the sky. That was another thing you missedā€”the stars. Youā€™d missed them when you were at Columbia, but that was when you knew you went back home to the midwestern countryside. Now youā€™re stuck in the light-polluted hell of California, and thereā€™s no way to know when youā€™re going to get out.Ā 
You should have turned the job down, you think to yourself as you get ready for bed. The face wash you rub into your skin obediently forms into silky little bubbles. You should have just done whatever youā€™d had to do to stay in New York, even if it meant being unemployed and living in a broom closet with 3 other people.Ā 
But youā€™re a writer. And youā€™re getting published, and thatā€™s all that matters.
Or at least thatā€™s what you tell yourself.
~
The assignment is in your inbox when you wake up the next morning at a prompt 5:30am. As you go about your normal routine, you let the words in the message sink in.
Alyssaā€™s in the hospital. Emergency appendectomy.Ā 
Alyssaā€™s the most senior writer at PopNow!, regularly netting the juiciest recorded interviews.Ā 
ā€¦interview today that needs to be completedā€¦
You angrily beat your legs back into scissor kicks as you run through the motions of your favorite apartment-friendly pilates routine. Today was supposed to be your day off.
ā€¦musician Ellie Williamsā€¦
ā€¦2pmā€¦
ā€¦great opportunityā€¦
You have no fucking clue who Ellie Williams is. Sheā€™s never been mentioned on NPR or the New York Times, the only two news sources you bother to follow, so she canā€™t be that relevant. Or at least not relevant enough to warrant you losing your one day off. But thatā€™s what itā€™s like to be working in showbiz. Your days donā€™t belong to you anymore.Ā 
By the time that youā€™re in the studio, hands folded and question list memorized, you feel like you know all you need to know about Ellie.Ā 
Sheā€™s got everything you need to be a world-wide sensation. Humble, small-town beginnings? Check. Sympathetic backstory that makes even the most hardened viewerā€™s heart soften? Check. Conveniently conventionally attractive features, well-placed tattoos, and a certain swagger that seems so natural it has to be somehow hard-coded into her genes? Check, check, and check.
Youā€™ve interviewed hundreds of Ellie Williams. Youā€™re ready for this.Ā 
Jan from production sets out glasses of water on the table in front of you, one for you and another poised in front of the empty chair.
ā€œYou ready?ā€ she asks, not unkindly. ā€œDonā€™t be nervous. I know that this might be a bigger one than youā€™re used to, but thereā€™s a reason why Stephen asked you to fill in for Alyssa. Youā€™ve got this, honey.ā€
ā€œThank you,ā€ you say. The smile you send her back is tense, because as much as you hate to admit it, you are nervous. Itā€™s ridiculous how something you donā€™t even care about for an industry you think is bullshit is capable of getting under your skin, but youā€™d done very few recorded interviews. When you imagined what kind of hard-hitting journalism youā€™d be doing back when you were at Columbia, it was nothing like this.Ā 
You sit and wait, bouncing your leg and hoping the rest of you looks at ease. The set is as corny and soulless as always, one tall houseplant shoved half-heartedly between the two blue cushioned chairs like an afterthought. Thereā€™s a stack of magazines on the coffee table between you two, as if youā€™d crack open People mid-shot.
You hate your job so much. You always feel so bad thinking this wayā€”there are people out there who would probably actually kill for the chance to be rubbing elbows with the celebrities you did on a regular basisā€”but whenever you start feeling too guilty, you think of how you ended up here, your dream internship getting whisked away by fucking nepo baby Becca, and then you let yourself be angry again.Ā 
A door slams shut, and suddenly youā€™re all business again.Ā 
The first thing you notice about Ellie Williams is that sheā€™s actually very tiny, especially in comparison to the burly camera man that she squeezes by to make her way on set. Sheā€™s looking a little preppier than she does on stage, donning a pair of wide-legged black trousers, chunky black docs, and a haphazardly buttoned forest green shirt with the sleeves rolled up just enough for you to see the entirety of her arm tattoo.Ā 
ā€œHi.ā€ You rise from your chair to offer a hand, feel the pressure of her fingers gently gripping yours. ā€œIā€™m Y/N.ā€
Ellie blinks. ā€œUh, hi. Iā€™m Ellie.ā€Ā 
ā€œIs everything alright?ā€Ā 
ā€œI thought Alyssa was going to be interviewing me,ā€ says Ellie. She drops into the chair opposite of you, crossing a leg over the other thigh.
ā€œEmergency appendectomy,ā€ you supply.
The way Ellie reacts makes you regret this immediately.Ā 
ā€œOh,ā€ she says, cringing. ā€œShitā€”oh, can I swear in here?ā€
ā€œWeā€™re not rolling yet,ā€ you say gently.Ā 
ā€œThatā€™s, uh, really too bad,ā€ she says. Her tattooed hand reaches up to scrub the back of her neck. ā€œIā€™m so sorry.ā€
Now itā€™s your turn to blink and stare at her blankly. ā€œUm, thanks? I donā€™t really know her.ā€
ā€œRight, right.ā€ Ellie lets out a long sigh that you take as an offense. The interview hasnā€™t even started, and the languid way she reclines back in the chair reads as already bored with you. ā€œSo, do we just go ahead andā€¦ā€
ā€œYes,ā€ you say, feeling the heat rise in your cheeks. ā€œUh, yeah, weā€™re ready.ā€
Brilliant start.
The interview begins in earnest, and for once in your life, youā€™re actually rattled by this girl, by the way she tilts her head at your questions, tongue running over the flat of her front teeth. She has freckles sprinkled across her nose that didnā€™t show up in any of the photos youā€™ve seen of her on stage. The ones where sheā€™s awash in blue light, guitar slung over her shoulder and hair sticking to her forehead. Itā€™s disquieting, honestly, how she could just spring a surprise like that on you.Ā 
By some miracle, you manage to get through your list of questions without forgetting anything, but sometimes you stutter on your delivery and have to fight to keep yourself from grimacing. Nothing that she tells you is ground-breaking, nothing you donā€™t already know. In other interviews, youā€™re normally able to slip into a sort of conspiratorial voice, prying out information and digging a little deeper than your interviewees intend. But with Ellie, youā€™re paralyzed, stuck straight to the script that had been sent over to Ellieā€™s publicist for approval.Ā 
Not like youā€™d get away with anything when it came to Ellie, either. She has bags under her eyes that you can see concealer creasing in. Itā€™ll wash out post-production under the bright studio lights, but up close itā€™s obvious that sheā€™s not interested in entertaining any bullshit.Ā 
When itā€™s over, youā€™re sure your face is on fire with how hot your cheeks feel. Ellie looks just as nonplussed as ever.Ā 
ā€œIt was nice to meet you,ā€ you squeak out.Ā 
She takes her time answering you, busy with draining the glass of water Jan had set out in front of you both and, once itā€™s empty, fiddling with the buttons on her sleeves.Ā 
ā€œLikewise,ā€ she says, and then before you can think to say anything else, sheā€™s gone.Ā 
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Heyo!!! I am KIBA! You might know me more as Typhwosion! I am she/her but I donā€™t really care what pronouns ppl use for me. I made this blog to try and make peoples days a bit easier with cute and happy ponies~ I love doggies and coffee and plushies! My favorite ponies are Applejack and Maud and Trixie and I love RariJackšŸ’– I hope I can make your life a bit brighter with my silly drawings~ My husband is Mod Dynamo! Hereā€™s my carrd to all my other socials and hereā€™s all the art iā€™ve made on this blog. ą«®āā€¢ į“„ ā€¢āįƒ šŸ’–šŸ’›šŸ’™
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Iā€™m Dynamo and Iā€™m here to support the sweetest girl in the world with some Arty McArtā„¢ and stuff. I like cats, video games, and cheese (not necessarily in that order.) My favorite pony is also Maud. If you like my art, get ready to not see much of it here if ya dare. (And here is all the art heā€™s made on this blog) ąø…^ā€¢ļ»Œā€¢^ąø…
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Howdy everypony! Iā€™m one of the new mods, you can call me Mori!
I use He/Him and Iā€™m transmasc + bisexual andddd my favorite ponies of the mane 6 are Fluttershy and Pinkie, though my heart truly lies with Luna. You know how it goes. My sona is named Astral Beryl and Iā€™m hoping to become a geologist and/or voice actor, but for now I draw ponies becauseā€¦ Well I really love to! I hope they can help brighten your day!
Also as a note my art style is going to beā€¦ Wildly inconsistent and I apologize beforehand if certain pieces arenā€™t as nice as others. Such is the way of art and wanting to try new things like drawing more consistently.
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I use he/they/lun/luna and my ponysona, Night Peak, uses she/he/they. My favorite ponies are Princess Celestia and Princess Cadance, and of course Sunset Shimmer too!
I am not sure what else to put here but Iā€™m very excited to be here, its nice to meet all of you! Iā€™m excited to start drawing your requests and I hope I can help make your day even a little better!
If you enjoy my art you can find more of it on my main blog, or on my art blog, @fruitypieq-art! Have a wonderful day everypony!
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Hiya! Iā€™m Mod Willow! I use any pronouns and so does my ponysona, Cece! Iā€™m intersex, intergender, transmascfem and lesbian. I am currently trying to get into school to become a therapist but art is one of my biggest passions! I love helping and inspiring people so I hope my art can do that for you all <3
I love all the ponies but my very favorite is Princess Luna, and my favorite out of the Mane Six is probably Fluttershy. Iā€™ve been in the fandom for about 12 years and Iā€™m very happy to be contributing to it in any way I can!
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I currently havenā€™t made my ponysona so itā€™s still in delvelopment but when itā€™s done Iā€™ll be sure to edit and add it in this post!
My favourite generation is Gen4 and my favourite MLP is Fluttershy! I love how gentle she is and her love for animals, it matches my personality so well!šŸ’•
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pastafossa Ā· 1 year
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Warning About A Plagiarizing Fic Author
*edit: FIC HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN OFF AO3! Her blog posts here on tumblr however remain up so I ask that this keep circulating. *Edit again: all accounts appear to have been taken down, and all blogs look down save for her @k-9bails account which she had the audacity to use to try to follow me again. Iā€™ve got a reblog with all the relevant updates but Iā€™m adding it here, too. Original post: Right. Time for the callout post, since the thief has refused to answer my messages or take down the fic. Before we start: do not send her hate mail. At most, Iā€™m looking for firm requests that she take down her fic and, as youā€™ll see, all the blog posts where sheā€™s stolen content from me. Mostly Iā€™m just trying to apply firm pressure so she takes all the stolen work down, and so that people are aware of what sheā€™s doing so she canā€™t do this to anyone else. So, letā€™s start. If youā€™re in the Daredevil fandom on tumblr and AO3 at all, you might have heard of my fic The Red Thread about a psychic reader/OC referred to as Jane Hind/The Hound, who can see, via third eye, psychic threads of connection between people, animals, and beloved objects. Itā€™s this fic thatā€™s been blatantly plagiarized by @k9bails (whoā€™s blocked me at present, so hereā€™s the link to her main blog which I managed to access before I was blocked). Her fic on AO3 is called Legend, under the username K9bails. Sheā€™s also got a side blog called @k-9bailsā€‹ which appears less active, and a wattpad profile here, so please, if you write, make sure your work hasnā€™t been stolen. Sheā€™s only got the first chapter as of today, but itā€™s already full of stolen material, and her blog is absolutely bursting at the seams with things sheā€™s stolen from me. Fortunately, before she blocked me, I was able to get screenshots, both of the fic just in case she edited it later, and her blog (which I had to screenshot on PC, so apologies for messiness).Ā  Iā€™ve made a report to AO3 (please DO NOT report it on AO3, they prefer only one person do the reporting so that the volunteer team isnā€™t overwhelmed) and I am awaiting word back. But sheā€™s also got my stuff all over her tumblr, and since sheā€™s ignored my messages, itā€™s time to post it, since sheā€™s active in the fandom and I donā€™t want her taking anyone elseā€™s work.
Letā€™s start with the main bit from her fic. Left side is my first chapter, right side is her fic. If youā€™ve read TRT, you know that the concept of psychic threads seen through the third eye is incredibly important. They connect friends and acquaintances, family, pets, and even beloved childhood objects, with each type of connection denoted by a different color. Sheā€™s rotated some colors around, and taken some of the colors I introduce later like white, black, and purple, but this is very much my concept. Note sheā€™s stolen a line almost directly word for word here: ā€˜Silver threads always struck Scout as the saddest,ā€™ to compare to my, ā€˜That last always struck you as the saddest.ā€™
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In this case, sheā€™s also taken the kaleidoscope effect line from a few chapters later:
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I thought this was blatant, but it only got worse: she lifts two of my other original characters, and doesnā€™t even bother to change their fucking names. In this case, in her very first chapter, sheā€™s lifted both Ciro, my OCā€™s Italian father figure (Iā€™ve added a screenshot on the upper right from Ch17 of the first time his name is used), and Eli, an OC adopted by Ciro (also added to screenshot, bottom right). Eli doesnā€™t even appear until ch 36 so this stretches a long ways.
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The rest of this Iā€™m going to put behind a see more tag, cause we got a lot to go.
But weā€™re not done, believe it or not, considering thereā€™s only a single chapter of hers so far - a single chapter containing a very similar opening line, and a bizarre lift of my frequent End Note message that leads to my tumblr??? That one puzzled me because thereā€™s no real reason to steal that.
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Yet another: sheā€™s made use of the Hound theme, and made a barebones attempt to change the summary line enough to slide under the radar. If youā€™ve read TRT then you know, but if not: my OCā€™s code name is Hound, sheā€™s frequently referred to as Hound or the Hound of Los Angeles, there are Hound metaphors galore, and Matt has taken to calling her his Hellhound, and those references are honestly so common itā€™d take hours to list them all.Ā 
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I also happened to notice, after all this, that sheā€™d linked to her tumblr, much like I did. So I wandered over. And it only got worse from there. Her own ā€˜answersā€™ to asks mimic mine, including lifting answers from posts I made here on tumblr. Iā€™m not going to keep having side by sides because the post will get crazy long but if anyone wants receipts on any of these, Iā€™ll go find it on a case by case basis.
Hereā€™s where she mentions her character using threads to track people down for Bad Figures who want to kill them, along with tracking down threads for information, aka a major plotline of my fic and literally my characterā€™s stated profession. Screenshot:
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Hereā€™s where she describes more about how ā€˜herā€™ threads and abilities work (starred paragraph is an almost exact summary of how my characterā€™s abilities work, including how she can send them images and feelings, down to how a red thread is needed to control a person, definitely her taking my major plotline involving body jumping via red threads). She also, SURPRISE! Steals my psychic animals that inhabit the threads, that Iā€™ve hinted relate to the subconscious, and that usually have some traits from the character. Oh, and the part about how doing all that makes her sick, yet again lifted from my fic, where my character gets incredibly sick the more she pushes herself doing all this.
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Hereā€™s another section in which she lifted Ciro - my Ciro that adopted Jane Hind is a native Italian, founded the particular family-like group heā€™s a part of, and also basically adopted Eli - who was raised in the US.
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This section is where sheā€™s roughly stolen Jane Hindā€™s mental trauma and the cause: her childhood arc. Iā€™ve discussed at length here on tumblr (going to work on finding those posts in my tumblr history and update here when I can) and in the fic itself all the things sheā€™s missed, using exactly this sort of phrasing. In fact, our major arc weā€™re currently going through in the fic (chapters 130 or so)... hm, references frequently missed out Christmases, birthdays, and little things we take for granted. This is one reason Iā€™m sure sheā€™s reading the fic as itā€™s getting posted. On top of that, she decided sheā€™d also lift how Jane had never seen a beach and fell in love with it the first time she did. Itā€™s a small detail but itā€™s just yet another thing sheā€™s acting like is hers, just like the details about how this is all new and her Nelson and Murdock friends have taken her in.Ā 
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Perhaps most bizarrely, her blog has even been reblogging posts friends have tagged me in that Iā€™ve responded to. In this one, though, she gets a little too obvious - not only is she reblogging a post, maybe a few days after another friend tagged me in it and I reblogged it, but she also tried to tag her fic ā€˜the psychic threadā€™ as opposed to ā€˜the red threadā€™, which is my own series tag.
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I have no idea why sheā€™s done this. I have no idea why she was so blatant, why she thought she could get away with it. She also appears to have a few sock puppet accounts - for example, she makes a claim lifted straight from a half-joking post I made about my OCā€™s potential pokemon and then makes her own post using the same pokemon for her OC, and credits it to another account that seems to just exist to make her look more realistic. It was one of the more bizarre things stolen, since my post about it didnā€™t get much attention, but it proves sheā€™s actively following me on tumblr quite closely, proven by a friend who snagged a few screenshots of her likes tab where sheā€™d liked my posts.
Sheā€™s blocked me now, so I canā€™t see her main blog. I canā€™t ask her to take it down anymore, outside of the comment Iā€™ve left on her fic and the report I made to AO3. But she knows, 100%, that sheā€™s stolen my work, and just as frustrating, has gone on at length on her blog about how all your characters should be original, and truly yours, and how you should never imitate other authors. Itā€™s a ballsy move considering how small the Daredevil fic circle is here on tumblr and AO3.
And look. I donā€™t want her to drown in hate mail. I really donā€™t. All I want is for her to take down the fic, and remove the posts in which she blatantly stole content from me. Iā€™ve worked on TRT for years, Iā€™ve poured hours and hours and almost a million words into this story, and the fact that this person is still reading it as theyā€™re plagiarizing it is both incredibly insulting and incredibly hurtful. If youā€™re an author in the Daredevil fandom, I highly recommend blocking her. Sheā€™s mentioned a few very popular authors in the fandom in the blog posts, so I know sheā€™s reading your work, too, and I donā€™t want yours stolen anymore than I do. If you see someone commenting about her fic, tell them its stolen. Warn your DD author friends. And if youā€™re going to say something to her, let it be a request to take down her fic and delete the blog posts that have plagiarized my content. Thatā€™s my end goal - not to burn her life down but to just pressure her to stop stealing something very, very dear to me, and hopefully learn not to do this in the future.
Thatā€™s all I want. *Edited 12/20: as of today, her fic on AO3 has been taken down! The scores of comments, or AO3ā€²s plagiarism team, has done the job so this is a huge win, and Iā€™m grateful to everyone that helped! Her tumblr posts on her k9bails account, however, are still up, and she has yet to respond, so let the pressure continue. Iā€™m also hunting for her other accounts since itā€™s become clear the k9bails account and the @k-9bailsā€‹ account are both not her main blog. If anyone has any leads or knows who this person is, please send me a message! I want to find their main blog in case itā€™s following me so I can block it, and potentially apply pressure there to get her to take my work down on her k9bails account.
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x-liv25-jamieswife Ā· 8 days
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can you pls do some jameson headcannons?
jameson head canons
of course, i'd love to. jamie is the best brother, and that is not up for discussion. might suck cause i'm currently dying (not fr). i also might make a part two cause i wrote these at like 2am and feel like i have some better ideas. hope you like them<3
his favorite kind of alcohol is whiskey (idk why is just feel it)
he's ambidextrous
loves chase atlantic and the weekend but is also a sucker for love songs, laufey, and taylor swift
actually has a really nice voice. he'll sometimes sing in the shower and avery thinks its adorable (she also has a great voice so sometimes they sing together)
he has nightmares about the day avery got bombed and almost died.
he literally only drinks black coffee with the tiniest amount of milk in it.
he's secretly a huge anime fan, especially more romantic animes.
he had an obsession with octopuses when he was younger (i have no idea why). he used to get tobias to take him out to places where the could see them
played roblox for the longest time possible (he loved bullying kids and playing really difficult obbies (he would not stop until he finished them))
he takes hours getting ready in the morning bc he has a 1094 step hair care routine.
when he gets anxious (very rare) he plays with the hem of his shirt.
he's a very good electric guitar player (i imagine him doing those videos you see on tiktok where the guy is playing and you can only see his hands (people are thirsting over it in the comments))
posts thirst traps on tiktok and tags avery in every single one of them so she can see (at this point this is canon)
when he becomes older, people see him as a dilf.
seems like the kind of guy who would like rough s*x and, although he does like it, he prefers it when its romantic
gets extremely scared that avery will someday realize she deserves better than him and will leave him (he thinks its true but its not). he'll wake up from nightmares where he loses her crying silently, and he'll start cuddling up with her.
loves being the little spoon in bed or resting his head on avery's chest.
he has pinterest boards with inspiration for his dates with avery.
has the sluttiest waist known to human kind (it has everyone in a chokehold)
he went behind tobias' back and got on anti-depressants (i'm projecting) (he got them prescribed to him obvi). he still takes them.
he's actually a really big fan of poetry and literature (one of the reasons why he loves taylor)
when he's really deep in thought/is confused, his eyebrows will scrunch together
he used to be a really big nail biter. he'd especially bite his nails when he knew tobias was disappointed in him and wanted to talk to him.
when he has to sleep without avery, he cuddles up with a pillow bc he hates not falling asleep holding someone/something
has a teddy bear he's had since he was baby that he still has today and cuddles up with when he's alone
he's perfected his fake smile and literally no one can see through it (except for avery)
he loves receiving kisses on his nose (from avery of course)
he used to have a friend group he liked a lot until he realized they only wanted him around bc of his money
his comfort series is percy jackson (in another post i said avery used to have an edit account dedicated to pjo, so they bond over their love for the series)
hates having dry lips. it irks him. he always has lip balm with him
he has impeccable taste in clothing but no one really knows cause he never makes an effort
he only cries at night in the comfort of his room in his pillow
really depressing, but he's tried to kill himself multiple times but tobias always stopped him (but did nothing to help him)
he absolutely loves stargazing. all of his worries melt away whenever he's stargazing.
for halloween one year, he dressed up as a condom...
i apologize for any spelling mistakes :)
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xeno828 Ā· 11 months
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Trollhunters Ending FIXED!!!
So....I've recently binged this entire series, fell in love with it and promptly gotten heartbroken at the shitty ending the movie gave us. SO!!!! I have seen many people hating on the ending and pretending it and the movie didn't exist. I came up with an idea that I am permanently using as a replacement for the ending that I'm pretty happy with. I can't write dramatically for shit BUT I can scribble ideas! If anyone wants to flesh this out into a one shot fic PLZ TAG ME JUST SO I CAN READ IT!!!!!
(also this is gonna read more like a screen play for a movie cus I'm a vid editor and that's how I picture stuff, doesn't always translate well into a written story! šŸ˜…)
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- So everything stays the same up until Jim uses the kronosphere to go back in time
- Instead of going back to the beginning and changing everything, he travels back to when the Arcane order had finally gotten a hold of the real Nari
- Everything is still happening around him but is dead silent as if he were deaf and in slight slo mo as he gets his bearings (not actually deaf, just that kinda cinematic idea for drama!!)
- Looks around and sees everyone alive gathered around (maybe some sappy or quiet music plays on top of him seeing everyone alive, I dunno!!!)
- As this is the past they don't know Jim just came from the future and are instead focused on glaring at something
- IRL sound hits back in like a huge thud, LOUD AF!!!!
- Jarring Jim to turn around and see the Arcane order hovering in that same ball of magic that surrounded them the first time (that's what everyone is glaring at btw!)
- This is when realization for Jim sets in and he knows this is his second chance
- The music from the credits in the original film (or something like that) starts to build up (in my head it's like him and the music are going "not this fucking time!")
- He transforms into his new armour (either cus it came back in time with him or cus now he knows about the 9th configuration, your choice!)
- Camera and everything is focused on the transformation as the music is building but you can see everyone in the background looking either shocked or like "HELL YEAH!!" when they see Jim finally transforming again
- Quick dramatic shot focusing on the Arcane order still performing their spell, t
- Some sort of cheesy/bad ass hero shot showing off everyone gathered together as the "9th configuration" and ready to kick ass
- Close up on Belroc looking pissed as they realize Jim has transformed and everyone is gathered to fight
- Equally cheesy close up on Jim quietly but determinedly saying something like "not this time" or "my turn" (I can't do dialogue I'm sorry!!!;)
- Jim jumps into fight with everyone following behind
- Final shot of everyone running toward the camera (Arcane order) and cuts to black with Jim swinging Excalibur at the camera.
- As it cuts to black the outro music (roughly 20 secs into it) hits the beat drop at the same time as the credits start!
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Cliffhanger-ish ending, doesn't get rid of the whole story, leaves it up to imagination on who still lives and dies, doesn't undo character development, has more of a feel good "HELL YEAH!!" ending to it (at least for me!) Doesn't feel like a definite ending but has enough to still feel like Trollhunters isn't just over and wrapped up nice and nearly with a pretty bow! For me this works and I'm happy to pretend this is canon. Tbh 90% sure this looks cooler in my head than how it's written down, I might get round to making a vid edit for it on YouTube (cus that's my specialty) but dunno if anyone actually wants to see that!
As I said I'm not a writer so apologies for this chaos!! I don't usually post these things that I think about (cus I've also imaged a better ending for game of thrones!) But I just really wanted to share this in case someone else also enjoyed the concept or in case anyone wants to translate this mess into something coherent!
Anyway, rant done and idea written out, go have fun with it you want, just plz tag cuz I wanna read if you! šŸ˜­šŸ™
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jukeboxjackal Ā· 10 months
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Headcanon- Dating Jock! Carol Danvers
Carol Danvers x fem! Reader
A/n: Hey guys, hey guys. Havenā€™t been here in a while. If iā€™m not here, itā€™s either because of writers block, i donā€™t feel like it, low motivation, or just general laziness. But enjoy my first actual piece in a while though! I just write sometimes now lmfao
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Ok ok so first of all, just in general information I feel like she is the softball captain. Reason being is softball is stereotypically a gay sport LMFAO but I guess itā€™s kind of right (I say this as a softball player and a friend haha) and I think sheā€™d be utility playing either pitcher, catcher, or 3rd base
Anyways to follow with the last bullet, I feel like she would definitely have an undercut and show it almost allll the time. She also has a varsity letterman jacket that may or may not on the tag on the inside say: ā€˜Property of: Carol Danvers āŗā½Źø/āæā¾ ā½Ė”/āæā¾ā™”) You definitelyyyy did not write the second part
More in the popular crowd, whether you are too is up to you
Her arch-nemesis has got to be the volleyball captain Valkyrie. For one, they donā€™t get along and two, she so obviously has a thing for you
Sheā€™s usually hanging out with her friends in the halls or the courtyard, but when she sees you walk by she immediately goes to catch-up with you
Sheā€™s superr protective of you. When sheā€™s walking with you sheā€™s always holding your hand or she has an arm around you at all times. If anyone says anything even slightly snarky to you sheā€™ll look them dead in the eye and say ā€˜Wanna repeat that?ā€™
She also loves when you wear her clothes and especially her sports jackets, helps to show people that youā€™re hers
Her nicknames for you are the cliches, such as: Babe, baby, sweetheart, (Y/N/N), princess, and my lady/ girl. Whereas you like to call her: Care-bear (she acts like she hates it but you know she doesnā€™t), bubs, captain or cap, and baby
She does get jealous, but only when youā€™re clearly interested in the other person. Like when you were hanging out with that one ballet girl Natasha Romanoff who was teaching you but was also way too close to you and she told the dancer to back off
As much as I might get some hate for this, I do feel like she might have been a bit of a bully. Not in the way that sheā€™d go out of her way to be mean to others but just to uphold a reputation. Like if sheā€™s with her popular friends sheā€™d snicker and make some snarky rude comment about a less-popular kid, but if you ever saw her do it sheā€™d apologize to you and to the other secretly
Sheā€™s super sweet to you, always going over to your house and bringing you something whether itā€™s food or flowers
She usually gives you rides to and from school
Donā€™t forget about yā€™allā€™s after-game dates!
#6 on the field but #1 in your heart thatā€™s for sure
If you were to also be on the softball team as well, sheā€™d still treat you the same as the other girls (but behind closed doors thatā€™s different) Like the one time where the team had lost a game and she made you guys do laps for every base you could have stolen but after that she took you out to eat and she apologized profusely
Make-out sessions in the locker room and the bleachers
If you donā€™t play, you still make sure to be at all of her games. Home or away, you find a way (ooh that rhymed)
Letā€™s not talk about that one time she was pitching and behind the cage she saw you talking to the opposing team member who had to use the bathroom
Sheā€™s your #1 gym buddy and vice-versa
Oh and she definitely said I love you first
Overall, she is the sweetest and you would consider her damn-near perfect. She definitely has her flaws but thatā€™s with everyone. Your love is unmatchable.
Hey guys! Sorry if this wasnā€™t as straight to the point as my last headcanon was, but I just had a lot to say I guess lol. Anyways, Iā€™ll probably come back to edit this in a few hours I just wanted to put something out for now. Until next time!
Thanks for reading! Feedback, requests, and inquiries are always appreciated and welcome!
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the-starryknight Ā· 1 year
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Hey, I recently got back into writing drarry. I never really found a community on here (or anywhere šŸ˜…) to share that writing with, get encouragement, maybe a beta or some help with difficult scenes - anything. Do you have any advice?
I have a very stressful work schedule, so being online/replying everyday is hard for me. Maybe that is necessary to find people?
Hi my friend! Thank you for reaching out! I'd apologize for my slowness in responding, but maybe that's a perfect answer to your question. The short answer is: you're welcome here, with whatever time you have to share. We all have robost lives offline, and some spend more and less time around online than others. You're welcome here, even when you can't be online every day or be as responsive as some other folks might be.
In terms of practical advice, here are a few thoughts:
join the large 18+ Drarry discord (invite here). You can find beta readers and cheerleaders there (that's where I found my first when I didn't know anyone). I also like "sprinting" (writing in short, timed bursts, while other people write their own projects) as a way to build a little bit of community. EDIT: new link here
Post on tumblr when you can -- you could put out a call for betas here too. I'd also just suggest interacting when you can, reblogging other people, asking when ask games come up, joining in for open tag games, whenever you see them. Of course, when you're on less frequently some of these will pass you by, and that's okay -- just do them when you can and when they feel like fun.
Don't be afraid to jump into someone's messages or askbox to say hello. Mine is always open, as long as you're okay with a snail's pace of responses. I know that can be intimidating, but people around here are generally very kind and welcoming, and willing to say hello to new people.
Comment on fics and art, if/when you have the spoons. It's a great way to become more visible with active authors -- you could also ask authors or artists or reccers about their published projects to start up a conversation.
Share your writing and your interests! Whether in snippets, or in little anecdotes, or by reblogging things that feel connected to it and saying so in the tags or comments. It's much easier for other folks to engage with *you* if they have something they can ask about!
A couple other little tips I have found useful as I've grown less active in the past months: don't feel like you need to apologize for inactivity -- we all have lives, use the queue function on tumblr to space out your posts during times when you're not as active, ask folks what they're working on & they'll often turn it back to you, at times when you have more time to spare, offer help to others and they'll often offer it back... and so on!
anyway, this is long and rambly, and I'm sure my followers have other ideas to share. please feel free to hop into my DMs to say hello too! welcome back <3
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Hi everybody! Ā 
It's a new month, so it's time to celebrate how awesome squirrels are and also to do a site update and to thank our wonderful Patreon subscribers (and adjacent squirrels)!
For a site update, the big news is me and our website designer (Socketwench) are going to revamp the main website (eschergirls.com) and change the overall look, probably so the web version has a grid of post previews rather than just listing the posts in a row because the current setup leaves a lot of empty space since it only previews one line of text. Ā Mobile users shouldn't see much change except we'll be removing or changing the scrolling menu bar so it doesn't block most of the post on small screens. Ā We'll also be adding a popular tag cloud so people can more easily browse the blog if they want to casually.
If anybody has any other suggestions to improve the main site's usability and readability, please let me know!!! Ā I'm very interested in feedback. Ā I'm also working on the glossary and index, so people should be able to search the tags by category of character, series, genre, etc... and the glossary should explain what some of the terms like "boobsocks" (clothing that encases each breast separately like socks), "boob flounder" (both breasts on one side of the body), etc... mean.
Also, as usual, I've been working through the archives and fixing up all the old posts to match the current way I'm formatting my posts and to fix posts that were broken during the Tumblr export. Ā I also add alt-text to every post I restore so people who use screenreaders can access them. Ā This month, I fixed this post involving Marvel's Magik on an old trading card, the two posts with Boundless Comics' Ember (1, 2), and these old PLAY Magazine "Girls of Gaming" pages (1, 2, 3). I also fixed up this submission about how video game magazines used to advertise contests where you could go on a date with Lara Croft and stuff, and I edited the post to include an update with a link to an interview with one of the models who portrayed Lara for those ads, for those interested!Ā 
I'm still working my way through the Tumblr inbox backlog, so if you submitted a post a long time ago, you might see it pop up soon. Ā Unfortunately, the way Tumblr does its inbox means the older it is the longer it'll take me to reach it. :\ Ā I apologize sincerely for how long it takes me to get through the inbox sometimes.
I'm also still appealing the many incorrectly flagged posts on Tumblr, and the arbitrary algorithmic flagging, sudden rule changes, and other issues, are why I'm trying to fix up the main site to try to get it as usable for everybody as possible so Tumblr isn't the only way to view the blog, or the only place where it's archived.
I know it's repetitive, but it's also why I really appreciate everybody who supports us on Patreon and Ko-Fi. Ā It gives me much needed help to pay for server costs, upgrades, domain hosting, and just keep the site going in general. :) Ā I really appreciate that people think what we do is worth supporting <3
So I want to thank everybody who supported Escher Girls on Patreon in March!
Thank you so so much to:
Anne Adler Cat Mara CheerfulOptimisticĀ  Chris McKenzie Em Bardon First Time Trek Greg Sepelak Ian Cameron Ken Trosaurus Kevin Carson Kim Wincen Kristoffer Illern Ā HolmĆ©n LeakĀ  Manuel Dalton Mary Kuhner Max Schwarz Michael Mazur Miriam Pody Morgan McEvoy randomisedmongoose Rebecca Breu RingokoĀ  Ryan Gerber Sam Mikes Sean Sea SpecialRandomCastĀ  ThomasĀ 
And a special thanks again to PJ Evans for donating on Ko-Fi last month! :)
Also a huge thank you to everybody for reading, submitting, and generally commenting and engaging with Escher Girls! Ā It makes running the site so worth it. :)
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Thanks so much to everybody, and see you next month!
Ami
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obsidiancreates Ā· 11 months
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Bright Suits and Bright Minds (Though Shenanigans Aren't Far Behind)
(Where in the timeline does this happen? Beats me. They're wanderin' the Feywild and that's all I know. Basically I just wanted Kremy and Frost to meet my OC Carter because there's some similarities XD)
(Edit: I put a Read More in but it's not showing that in the tag so I apologize deeply for anyone in the tag wondering why I put a long-ass fic here. I didn't, Tumblr isn't putting the Read More in and I'm sorry.)
"Well," Gideon sighs, hands on his hips as he looks around and sighs. "We're lost."
"You're just realizing that now?" Frost arcs an eyebrow up at his friend. "We haven't seen anything other than trees and muck for hours."
"Yeah, but, that's kinda just how this place is."
"... You're not wrong," Frost concedes. "Twig, do you have any idea where we are?"
Twig looks around for a moment, peering out into the fog from where she sits on Gideon's shoulders. "... Nope!"
""I really should've used Guidance when we started," Gricko mumbles to himself, wincing with wide eyes at his own mistake. "Maybe someone will come by we can ask for directions?"
"I'm not so sure that'll-"
"Oh, finally!"
"Oh, well, I was wrong!" Kremy picks up the pace a bit after the interruption, but freezes when he sees the owner of the voice. "Is that a fuckin' human?"
"What is it with you and humans, man? I'm half-human, you don't got any problems with me!"
"You're half not-human too, Gid, that fixes it."
"Well gosh, Kremy, your hatred of humans and want to eat them implies such a rich and layered backstory," Gricko says, smiling and leaning in to elbow Kremy's leg knowingly.
"It sure does, Gricko. Anyway, let's see if he dies and I can use his bones for some broth."
"Fuck that, I'm getting directions." Frost strides forward. "Uh, hello! My name is Morning Frost-"
He's met with a warm hand clasping around his shoulders. "Finally!" the person exclaims. "I was starting to think this whole universe was just swampwater and weird little frogs!"
"This universe?" Frost takes in this apparent human. He has deep dark skin that contrasts sharply, but nicely, with his obnoxiously bright yellow suit. His hair, not quite long enough to be considered a full afro but getting close to it, is tucked masterfully into what looks like a boater's hat made of fabric instead of straw. Frost would consider it eccentric if he wasn't used to Kremy's own style.
The man grins at Frost and steps back, swooping off his hat and bowing deeply. "Carter Clevman, god of cleverness, craftiness, charisma, and charm! Not in this world though." He stands back up and sweeps his hat on with the same practiced ease.
"Oh gods, it's another fuckin' weirdo," Gideon whispers roughly to Kremy.
"Are you from the material plane too?" Gricko asks as the rest of the group gets closer. Carter doesn't even bat an eye at Torbek as he trudges over, tubes glowing and bubbling away. "We could travel toge-"
"No more people!" Kremy interrupts. "For the sake of the nine hells, Gricko, we've already got six!"
"I wouldn't be joining you anyway," Carter says with a wave of his hand. "I'm looking for my four friends. See, I decided I wanted to take a little trip through the multiverse, as you do-"
"Yeah of course. Why not." Gideon looks at Kremy and holds up a fist in question.
Kremy shakes his head, parting his mouth a little. He tastes a magic in the air around this person. It's not a very familiar flavor, and unfortunately, it tastes like this guy might not be human after all. When it comes to things that disguise themselves like this in the Feywild? Probably better to just try and get anything useful from them and then get away.
Carter doesn't pay attention, or at least doesn't acknowledge it. "-and we ran into a little unexpected debris in the planes between worlds, and, well, we got separated. Have you seen any other 'humans' or humans around here?" Carter makes air-quotes when he says the first 'humans'.
"No-one but you so far, friend," Kremy says, leaning forward a bit on his cane. "So your little group aren't really humans?"
"Well, half of us aren't. I already said I'm not-"
"Torbek doesn't mean to be rude," Torbek says slowly. "But... Torbek doesn't remember any gods wearing suits like Mr. Kremy's..."
"Suit's like-! My suit is finely tailored! Purple is a-a sign of high society!" Kremy brushes off his lapel, offended. "He doesn't even have a cane!"
"A cane is a good idea though. Love the skull on yours, my friend Evelyn would love it too. She's one of the people I'm looking for. She'll either look like a pale human woman with black hair that's bright blue at the tips, sort of a tough almost biker style to her clothes, or she'll look like a harbinger of plant-based revenge." Carter gestures at his back. "Giant wings that go from scales to feathers, four big horns, glowing blue eyes, stuff like that."
"Have we met anybody like that?" Gricko asks, looking up at his companions.
There's a moment of deliberation.
"Never seen her," Twig finally says, "I'm sorry we can't help."
"Ah, it's alright, it was a long shot. If you do see her, let her know I'm looking for her around this area. I'm also looking for Ashlyn, she's got ginger hair and lots of freckles, I believe she was wearing a pink hoodie this time, and is probably carrying around a glowing bow and arrows, she knows me well enough to be armed when she tries to take vacations with me."
"Oh." Gricko crinkles his nose. "You sound like a fun guy to travel with. Hootsie," he says softly to his daughter, "If you have a friend where you always have to be armed to hang out with them, you get new friends, alright?"
"Um, Gricko? That's the case with us." Frost pats Gricko's back.
"... Oh gods, Frosty, you're right. Hootsie, I am so sorry sweetie-"
"I'm also looking for a couple, they'll probably be together. A short woman with light brown hair, oh no. Oh, she was wearing one of her nice pairs of jeans too, I'm going to owe her forever. Literally. Anyway, she'll likely have a bright glowing necklace on and be with her husband, who's about- oh, about the height of your red friend here." Carter gestures at Gideon. "Not red, though, and no beard. Possibly horns, depends on if he's in his demon form or not."
"Demon? We won't be messing with any demons." Kremy looks around and raises his cane a little.
"No no, he's very kind! He rescues cats out of trees and they've fostered orphaned puppies and everything, they're so overly sweet it gave me a cavity once. I didn't even know that could happen, given this physical form is just something I whipped up for fun a few millennia ago."
"If you don't mind my asking," Frost says, looking Carter up and down. "If you're some kind of god or deity... why did you and your companions get so lost? How did something like this happen if you're supposed to be such a-a powerful being?"
"Well, you know how it is. Sometimes you jump into something just bursting with self confidence, and you realize along the way 'Oh-ho! This was unearned'!" Carter chuckles at himself. It's not exactly a happy chuckle. "Ahhh... yeah. I said I was the god of cleverness, not competence."
"If he's the god of cleverness, that might explain a few things. Like how we got so many people to come to our carnival," Gideon says. "You're slackin' off, man."
"Why do you guys keep insultin' the carnival? It was a good carnival!"
"Whatever helps you sleep, Kremy." Frost looks back at Carter. "It's true, you're not doing very well."
"First of all, I said I was the god of it in another universe. I don't know who's in charge of it here, and other cleverness gods and I tend not to get along. ... They think I disgrace the title because I enjoy indulging in silly antics that some would consider dumb. Secondly, I don't control cleverness! I'm a personification of concepts, feelings, aspects! Gods in my world aren't responsible for creation, just... existing as the thing we are! The creation is left up to Sid."
"Sid? You some kinda cleric with a god named Sid?" Kremy lowers his cane. He's starting to think this guy isn't so much dangerous as off his rocker.
"Cleric? Well, at least that narrows down what universe I'm in somewhat... and no! No, Sid is just the nineteen year old who created our universe and controls it by writing it in her spare time."
"Your world is controlled by a nineteen year old?" Frost shakes his head. "I see why you left."
"No, I was just taking a vacation. My friends and I are actually quite close with Sid!"
"Well, are you actually close with them? Or are you kinda forced to be on account of them bein' a god?" Kremy leans a away from Carter.
Frost's eyes widen for just a second as he nods. "That's a good point Kremy. Carter, how do you even know you have free will or agency at all if uh, if your world's creator is involved so deeply in your life?"
"... Don't-don't make me think about that. I- ohhh, god..."
And then Sid didn't know how to end it. So Carter just sat down and had an existential crisis while the Witchlight party walked on.
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just-gay-thoughts Ā· 10 months
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Im very new to this site
How do I navigate it's kinda confusing and my ADHD keeps seeing colors and I can't figure out how to use things
Help pls šŸ™
First of all, hi, welcome to the party!
Okay you figured out asks so yay! If you haven't noticed, theres also a little toggle for anonymous asks if you ever wish to send those, if I remember correctly though you can't send pics and vids on anonymous.
Basic getting started advice: use the search to find tags that you're interested in, it can be Fandom or hobby interests or anything really. You can choose to follow that tag (the option should be in the search bar after you've searched it, if that makes sense) and random posts from the tag will show up on your feed from time to time. You can also go through and follow people who post a lot in that tag that you enjoy the content of. Basic rule of advice for following people is to do it as freely as you wish, but don't feel bad about unfollowing for any reason.
And this explanation is going to be scatterbrained as I mention things as I think of them so I do apologize for that lol
Make sure you go into your settings and set your dashboard preferences to not include 'in your orbit' (or do, but most have their dash in chronological order rather than the more algorithmic version), this way you see stuff just from people and tags you follow.
Great ways to find people to follow are by searching like mentioned before, but also if you notice someone you follow reblogging someone's posts a lot and you enjoy those posts, that can be a great way to find more people.
You yourself can post as often as you want but there's a couple things to be familiar with that would show up on your blog.
The first is likes, which can be turned off (if I remember correctly the option might be when you go to edit your profile)
The second is reblogs, this is how posts get spread around. I like to think of it like likes are you telling the op they did a good job, and a reblog is you running to show your friends what you just found. It is greatly encouraged to reblog things like art and gifsets if you liked them because of the lack of algorithm on this site.
The last is your own posts, there should be a round plus button on mobile (it's been a bit since I've been on desktop but I think it's at the top?) That will take you to the text editor. I didn't llan ahead so this is the only one I have pictures for :)
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Things to note: very bottom has the ability to add links, gifs, photos, audio, polls, and the Aa let's you edit the way text appears. Just above that you can add tags, many use tags for organization (I tend to use #gay thoughts for many of my own posts, eith #gay asks being added when I'm answering an ask), but there's also a huge culture around talking in the tags. Many add thoughts about the post in the tags, as anything said in a reblog will always stay with that version of a post, but tags are only visible when viewed from the actual reblog theyre on.
The 3 dots in the corner give you some additional options for your post
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You can post it now or later, change who can reblog it, who can blaze it(pay money for it to appear on a number of random peopl's dashes), all that jazz!
Sorry if anything was hard to understand, please let me know if you have any other questions!
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stardustedknuckles Ā· 2 years
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I heard so much about "rage" on T and there's no denying there's Something Happening, but for any folks thinking of starting T out there - it's just annoyance. And in my experience, at least, it's curbed pretty easily by food. I've had the mantra going in my head: if you hate everyone, eat. If everyone hates you, sleep. But I only ever hate everyone, because T has made me extremely hungry but my hunger signals are still fucked so the way I can tell is that I have to keep from throwing my computer because the reply to my email didn't answer the question I asked. If you wanted to hyperbolize and describe the impulses (which again, I'm not doing) in the worst possible light then I guess you could call that rage, but mostly I have absolutely no time for dancing around what it is that I want and I am blunt about what, in this moment, will avoid irritation. It's not because I am going to blow up at someone if they don't comply, it just....removes a lot of the social wavering of "how do I put this so that I can make sure nobody gets mad at me for asking what I need." That's GONE. Here is what I need. Can you do it, or can you tell me who can. If everyone is used to you taking forever to get to your point or making sure to account for their feelings in every possible interaction, they might be taken aback. But it's not rage. It's just a complete and sudden unwillingness to waste time. Some might even call it confidence, but that has odd connotations of arrogance and this is just. I need what I need.
It's a good thing for me to keep an eye on so that I don't railroad someone, but I also feel way more confident/way less anxious about what happens if I do. I go back and explain, apologize, and make sure we're good. No room for fussing over "what if they think I'm mean" beforehand and trying to phrase things to sound as accommodating as possible. I'm not mean, and they can either see that (and I will bend where I can when I can once I know it will be helpful) or they can think I'm mean no matter what I say and that stops being my problem.
It's not rage. but I absolutely understand how a fifteen-year-old kid going through this for the first time might come off as a complete and total dick when they have no skills to know what they're looking at. I have the skills and even to me it feels like a big mountain of something unknown and powerful when I'm hungry. But it's not in control and there's no one name for it. Rage, if it happens for some people, is a byproduct of not knowing how to redirect or process big feelings. Not an impulse or a feeling in and of itself.
I was going to put it in the tags but further important context is that I am still technically in PMS. One day, T will stop that cycle entirely. But right now, I get the effects of new hormones and old going at once. I expect in a few days that things will be easier to deal with.
Edit: I also have adhd, which comes with emotional dysregulation. I'll try taking my meds and see if that calms the spikes too. I suspect it will - caffeine seemed to help yesterday.
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aronarchy Ā· 10 months
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[image ID: a screenshot of a Tumblr interaction.
On May 3, someone posted, ā€œ[cloud emoji]: [redacted] blinkies <3 anti abuse only plz,ā€ with six blinkies, captioned ā€œall made at blinkie.cafeā€
On June 2, critical-collective reblogged the original post. A third person reblogged this reblog, saying, ā€œMany of those you would consider pro-abuse would consider themselves anti-abuse, and I can firmly say that even without knowing your stance. Sorry, but this is literally the same as ā€˜basic DNI,ā€™ ā€˜DNI shitheads.ā€™ā€
critical-collective reblogged from the third person, adding the tags, ā€œ#tbh i didnt even see that anti abuse thing when i first rbed #i was just captivated by the rolal blinkie #but rbing for that addition #also important to say that you cant really control who uses the things you post to public domainā€
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Iā€™ve been seeing this take more and more often among people I would consider friends/closely acquainted comrades, and I strongly disagree. Itā€™s kind of worrying, actually. Iā€™d wanted to address this earlier, and even started drafting this post weeks ago, but unfortunately stress + ADHD made me unable to actually finish writing it until now.
I remember seeing a similar sentiment around here from this following set of answers to anons. I hadnā€™t wanted to say anything about those answers at the time, because I was triggered and distressed, and thought it wasnā€™t really important enough of an issue to make a fuss about. But I think Iā€™ll talk about it now, and Iā€™ll also take this chance to address these in the same post, because they run on similar faulty logics.
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[image ID: three asks sent to a person (not through Tumblr) about 1 month ago.
The first ask:
I see that many [[people in a certain community/demographic] think that [thing which is a form of sexual abuse] does not count as real sexual abuse,] but [they see that] others unfortunately [are] being real victims of predators and get sexually abused [(what does count as ā€œreal sexual abuseā€ under their framework)], so although wouldn't it be more logical to be anti-abuse than anti-[term for a set of behaviors which all constitute abuse (we believe we are correct in considering them to be abuse), though the aforementioned individuals believe that only some of them are abuse)]?
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ā€œAnti abuseā€ sounds like ā€œanti bad things, pro good thingsā€ to me.
second ask:
Are you not anti bad things pro good things?
answer:
I try not to define my political positions in ways that describe my attitude more than what I actually want.
third ask:
But some people do think abuse is good, even things they themselves consider ā€œabuseā€ (with that word).
answer:
Most people Iā€™ve come across agreed with me that abuse is bad. We just defined abuse differently. And that, together with how sensationalized the concept of abuse is and how easily people get aggressive at the slightest implication that they support abuse, makes me not want to use this word as often. There are other ways to say the same thing.
Some portions have been redacted. The text in brackets was edited in by me to clarify context or make things easier to read.
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(Iā€™m aware that this might make the OPs feel attacked. To clarify, I donā€™t intend this as an attack of some sort, just as a way to air my disagreements and frustrations and possibly provide useful information or arguments. Usually I donā€™t say anything at all when a friend/close acquaintance says something which I find problematic, because I donā€™t want to make people mad/upset at me, and feel like nobody would agree anyway. Iā€™m not mad and donā€™t want any apologies; just bringing up points for consideration.)
Itā€™s very important to me that people do not confuse what ā€œshouldā€ be done from what ā€œcanā€ be done. Itā€™s true, for example, that itā€™s difficult to truly have control over who reuses your designs you post to Tumblr. That doesnā€™t, however, make it wrong for you to wish for your creations to be reshared in respectful and ethical ways. Is it actually wrong for someone to violate a ā€œdo not use this if you are Xā€? I donā€™t know; the ethical considerations surrounding boundaries regarding non-direct interactions like these are far more ambiguous and difficult to determine. That doesnā€™t mean, however, that we should use doomer argumentsā€”the logic of ā€œyou canā€™t enforce this, which is why you should not expect (want) people to respect thisā€ itself can be applied to anything. Including boundaries that are much more obviously obligatory to respect. Leaving this open is dangerous. A similar set of arguments applies to DNIs in general.
And is it wrong for, say, a bigot to interact with a marginalized person who says ā€œpeople bigoted against my identity DNIā€? IMO, yes, but not really because Iā€™d say ā€œall DNIs are always inherently wrong to violateā€; itā€™s because a bigot, with the beliefs they hold, makes those marginalized people unsafe. But the very same DNIs that are (pretty much) most unambiguously unethical to cross are also the ones which are hardest to enforce, because by definition bigots do not care about the boundaries of marginalized people. But, using this to argue against DNIs as a whole misunderstands the reason why many people say ā€œ[bigoted group] DNI.ā€ They know that itā€™s not really enforceable without a block, but it sends a message: that this is what they want, and it indicates what they believe, and that they are likely hostile to bigotry. The same logic applies to abuse apologia.
This is in no way the same as things like ā€œbasic DNI criteriaā€ or ā€œDNI shitheads.ā€ ā€œBasic DNI criteriaā€ and ā€œshitheadsā€ are nebulous, basically impossible to define universally, because they canā€™t be the same among everyone; they're by themselves vague and extremely subjective. But ā€œabuseā€ is not such a term. Abuse is possible (arguably easy!) to define objectively, and one should expect people to adhere to a single definition of ā€œabuseā€ (and believe that it exists). Of course most people don't agree on what constitutes ā€œabuseā€ā€”and that is a problem, actually! Most people are abuse apologists; thatā€™s not a good thing. Of course most people aren't the type of edgelord thatā€™s unironically supportive of what they personally believe does constitute ā€œabuse.ā€ That doesnā€™t mean theyā€™re not actually pro-abuse though; it means theyā€™re wrong thinking some abuse isnā€™t real abuse. But the solution to that is not to cater to their abuse apologia, to coddle them and refuse to tell them the truth for the sake of some liberal ideals of ā€œtoleranceā€ for a ā€œdiversity of opinions.ā€ Some opinions are not valid! Some opinions are harmful!
Bigots (in general) use the exact same tactics, rejecting labels like ā€œracistā€ or ā€œhomophobeā€ when theyā€™re accused of being such, because they don't believe what theyā€™re promoting or doing ā€œcountsā€ as ā€œrealā€ bigotry or oppression. That doesnā€™t mean they're right about that. It also does not mean that people should stop saying ā€œI donā€™t want [bigots] hereā€ because ā€œwell what about the [un-self-aware bigots]!!ā€ (They are un-self-aware bigots, not people who just happen to have a neutrally different and equally valid opinion on what constitutes bigotry.)
Ceding that the definition of abuse can reasonably/should be relativized is what abuse-relativizers (and abuse advocates/abusers in general) have been cheering on since forever. They believe that ā€œabuseā€ is ā€œsimply a word to indicate nebulous individual feelings of perceiving Bad Thingsā€ because they support abuse and donā€™t view it as a serious issue specifically defined by exploitation of power/violation of autonomy which is inherently unethical, and view victims as lying, overreacting, contemptible, and unreliable witnesses to or interpreters of our own lives. They apply this view to victims/survivors all the time, dismissing our concerns as simply ā€œsubjective feelingsā€ or Moral(tm) Judgment(tm), and cast this labeling as ā€œdemonization.ā€
The term abuse is ā€œsensationalizedā€ in most peopleā€™s minds BECAUSE of pervasive abuse culture and pro-abuse attitudes. Of course many people only believe that Actually Extremely Bad actions are ā€œabusiveā€ā€”they donā€™t have a good understanding of what abuse is! That is a very bad thing! It is one of the most important factors in making most abuse go undetected and most victims unsupported! (Meanwhile, the actual problem with the anonā€™s statement and beliefs went unaddressed, missing out on a useful opportunity, because the responder decided to focus completely on the wrong problem.)
I canā€™t really take this (the responses to the asks) as just some sort of personal preference indicator regarding terminology and comfort levels. Itā€™s clearly a capitulation to abuse culture that fundamentally misunderstands the dynamics at play, and ultimately reinforces these problems.
Yes, much of abuse victim advocacy advises that (at first) you should not directly use the term ā€œabuseā€ when telling someone that the abusive behaviors theyā€™ve experienced were wrong or that their abuser is harming them. But that has never been a call to keep doing that forever, perceiving avoiding the term ā€œabuseā€ (them having internalized their abuserā€™s abusive rhetoric) as some sort of good thing. Itā€™s a crucial part of healing and breaking free from abuse to be able to understand that the abuse was in fact ā€œabuseā€ and that abusers are abusers.
The word ā€œabuseā€ is language extremely important to victims/survivors and anti-abuse activists. Abuse apologistsā€™ fear of/aggressive opposition to being labeled abusers is a clear indicator and product of their own ignorance, entitlement, and oppressive ideologies. That makes it even more important to confront their problematic rhetoric and lack of understanding instead of defanging our ability to analyze and critique power dynamics and advocate for ourselves.
Everywhere I look I see people wanting to water down, co-opt, or constrain the language developed and used by survivors because nothing will satisfy them but, ultimately, complete silence. Everywhere people seem allergic to the term ā€œabuse,ā€ complaining that it is ā€œtoo strong a wordā€ and maybe you shouldnā€™t use it? I mean itā€™s kind of harsh/mean/too extreme/subjective/exaggerating/hysterical isnā€™t it? Just pick a different word!!! (No word ever truly satisfies.) Iā€™m fucking tired of this bullshit and I donā€™t want traces of it to stick in places where I am supposed to feel safe and have my issues and my needs understood too.
(update: talked it out with the aforementioned third person; we mostly agree)
#OP
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yourfaveis-queer Ā· 2 years
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Hello!
You can call me Callie (any pronouns). Asks and submissions are open and highly encouraged! Anything goes, however I do reserve the right to use discretion if necessary.
Important tags:
your fave is: for all character posts (ie, not me responding to asks); can also add a label at the end like ā€œyour fave is biā€ to find specific labels
canon: reserved for all canon (stated in show, heavily implied, or confirmed by creator) requests
noncanon: reserved for all noncanon requests
changed label: reserved for characters who are canonically one label but requested as another; see below for more details
Rules for requests:
Characters from any and all fandoms are open! As long as the character is fictional, I will do them. If they fall under a gray area (for example, some DSMP characters) I will use personal discretion to decide what to post. Please donā€™t feel discouraged from asking, just know that there are some characters I might not do! I am also not comfortable doing real life people (ie, celebrities), so my apologies there.
Although the blog is called your fave is queer, I will do any label that falls under the queer umbrella. Everything from well known terms like gay or bi to ones that are incredibly niche are welcome! If the term is more unknown and youā€™d like a specific flag, I would appreciate it if you include it in the ask.
I will do posts for characters who are canonically one queer label but requested to be another (for example, someone who is canonically a lesbian but requested as bi). All of these posts will be tagged with CHANGED LABEL so that people can block them if they want.
Finally, if I get anything wrong, mislabel a post, leave out a tag, or anything else, please let me know! All fandom and content warnings will be tagged but I may miss something and Iā€™d rather be safe than sorry.
I think thatā€™s all for now but I may update this later. Have fun and get submitting!
Editing to add: You can use anything I make however youā€™d like (pfp, banner, etc); credit is appreciated but not necessary.
Another edit: I will now also do requests for two characters dating! Adding sexuality in the request is appreciated so that I have something to put as the background image(s). That being said, I will default to the rainbow flag if one isnā€™t included. Also, I donā€™t know if it needs to be said but relationships between two characters who are a man and a woman are still absolutely welcome because their relationship does not make either of them any less queer!
One more edit to add that I will also do QPP relationships! Also, when in doubt, please feel free to request whatever youā€™d like. I promise I wonā€™t judge and at most I will merely use personal discretion. I am liable to forget other things I will do so please feel free to request and ask even if the request isnā€™t something I explicitly said I will do.
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crypticcodexcreations Ā· 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes Game!
@inkspellangel was kind enough to tag me in probably my favorite tag game on this site! So, I hope everyone is ready for me to go nuts with the Reapers characters. Edit: Just realized I forgot to link the quotes generator! Kind of important! Here it is!
Isa: Walking in to a room Sorry Iā€™m lateā€¦ I wasā€¦ doing things. Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder Aelius: Out of breath HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKINā€™ STAIRS.
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Adonis: I'm incredibly fast at math. Metis: Alright, what's 30x17? Adonis: 47 Metis: That's not even close. Adonis: But it was fast.
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Isa: Here's some advice Aelius: I didn't ask for any Isa: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Fay: Are you an ā€˜arrā€™ pirate, or a ā€˜yo ho hoā€™ pirate? Daedalus: Iā€™m a ā€˜Iā€™m not paying $600 for photoshopā€™ pirate.
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Adonis, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Metis: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Metis: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAƑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?! Adonis, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Metis: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?! Metis: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Adonis, cry-laughing: į“µ į““į“¬į“° į“¬ į¶œį“¬Ė¢į“± į“¼į¶  įµ€į““į“± į“¹į“¼į“ŗį“°į“¬ŹøĖ¢
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Fay: Okay, truth or dare? Daedalus: Truth Fay: How many hours have you slept this week? Daedalus: Daedalus: ā€¦Dare Fay: Go to bed. Daedalus: I donā€™t like this game.
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Daedalus: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Marcus: Daedalus, that's a coma. Daedalus: Sounds festive.
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Regius, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Adelaide: You did WHATā€“ Adonis: William Snakepeare
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Adelaide: Aelius, keep an eye on Isa today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Aelius: Sure, Iā€™d love to see Isa get punched. Adelaide: Try again. Aelius, sighing: I will stop Isa from getting punched.
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Aelius: Hey, Daedalus? Can I get some dating advice? Daedalus: Just because Iā€™m with Fay doesnā€™t mean I know how I did it.
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Adonis: You have to apologize to Emily Isa: Fine. Isa: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Jester: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Daedalus: I'm a knife. Fay, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Aelius: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Isa: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Aelius: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Metis: Someone will die. Adonis: Of fun!
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Isa: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Adonis: Really? Name one law Isa: Don't kill people? Adonis: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Fay: holding a bottle Is this whiskey or perfume? Daedalus: chugs entire bottle Daedalus: Itā€™s perfume.
tagging @blind-the-winds @andromedaexists @fearofahumanplanet and leaving an open tag!
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