#anyway hello im tired

[bl00dalchemist]

Gojo, no-

#yuta okkotsu #gojo satoru #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk fanart #doodles #fanart #lmaoooo #anyway hello im tired

[megamixsmania]

My new son btw

#captain laserhawk #bullfrog #this show is SO good hello???? #ngl i watched it just for rayman but its genuinely an amazing show #also jumped when i saw sam fisher #so glad bullfrog is voiced by an actual french guy bc im tired of french characters being voiced by obvious non french speakers omg #cl bullfrog #captain laserhawk art #anyways everyone watch this show for the grenouille assassin

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou who makes it a habit of FaceTiming you out of the blue because he’s horny. Your friend group and his own have had to bear witness entirely too many times to answering the phone and he’s exposed somehow—they always just wanna say hi, ask him how his recent mission is going. They learn after enough times, that when he FaceTimes you out of the blue, to steer clear of your phone until you give them the okay. there’s just been too many times with you answering and then screaming to the top of your lungs as you clutch the phone to your chest and tell him that there are people around.

but does that stop him? of course not, the little whore. he’ll call you after he’s gotten out the shower, so his body is still wet and glistening. he’ll call you while he’s away in some other country, with his dick in the camera and a pout on his lips because he misses your stupid face. he’ll call when he’s this close to orgasming, because seeing you will always push him over the edge.

he calls you one day while you’re working at home, typing away at your computer, your phone propped up beside you. you answer without looking at him, smiling, asking how everything’s going so far and it’s not until you look up, when you gasp.

“Katsuki!” You yell, a little giggle tearing through your words in surprise. “What if someone was around? Again?” You ask him, but it’s hard to remember why you’re this upset when he looks so pretty in front of you. He grunts, still jerking his cock as he sits on the edge of the bed, his phone propped up on what you believe a nightstand, as you can see the way his stomach curls in from how raggedly he breathed.

“You’re alone, right?” He asks in a huff, eyebrows screwing up as he takes in your wide eyes and slightly gaping mouth as you stare at his form. You nod absentmindedly, already feeling your inner thighs starting to get slick, shifting a little in your seat.

“Show me a tit, or something. I miss you.” Bakugou mutters, eyebrows pinched as he twists his wrist over his tip before he slides back down his shaft.

“When don’t you wanna see my tits?” You tease him, but oblige, lifting your shirt, eyes rolling slightly at the downright filthy noise that leaves his mouth at the sight. You don’t even have to play with them, just sit them on display and he’s already so quick to burst all over himself.

You take it a step further though, pushing back in your chair until he can see most of your body where you sit, slipping out of your bottoms and underwear until you’re on display for him. You put your knees to your chest before settling back, thighs on either side of the arms as you spread yourself, smiling at him all the while.

“So fuckin’—shit!” He sounds damn near strangled as he cums all over himself, eyes squeezed shut as he jerks at his cock. you can’t help but laugh when you hear the crackling of his quirk going off, watch how the sheets beside him char and start to smoke in his intensity. He’s always so easy, you think to yourself with a little laugh as you began to get dressed, and you love it.

#hc that he never used to jerk off this often until he met you bc you just make him feral and insatiable #also almost everyone has seen his dick atp bc of how often he does this lmfao #and the funny part is HE DOESNT EVEN CARE #‘mfs shouldn’t be in the camera when I call YOU it’s their fault’ #and in a sense he’s right #I hate when someone calls me and someone else jumps in before I can like HELLO #what you might see is your fault after that lol #anyway this was based loosely on a very blurry dream I had #kinda clear kinda not but I remembered the general idea bc it was funny to me seeing everyone go #‘oh heyyy bkg—OH MY GOD IS HIS DICK OUT?!’ #so 10/10 dream lmfao #im so tired of today tho it’s gonna be raining all day so I just wanna lay down all day :( #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[bucephaly]

It's kinda shocking to me how few people seem to know how prevalent the 'my great grandmother was cherokee' myth is and how it's almost never actually true, especially when it comes with things like 'never signed up' or 'fell off the trail' or 'courthouse burned down destorying the documentation' etc etc.

People just don't even seem to know the history like.. when the Trail happened. My great great great grandfather was 2 years old during Removal in 1838, so peoples 'my great grandmother hid in the mountains!' is so clearly wrong. And we have rolls. From before and after removal, rolls done by cherokee nation and others by the government, rolls that were not stored in one random flammable courthouse. It's not difficult to find the actual evidence of ancestry.

And just.. there are lots of ways those family stories get started. It was a practice during the confederacy to claim cherokee ancestry to show one's family had 'deep roots in the south' that they were there before the cherokee were removed. Many people pretended to be cherokee and applied for the Guion-Miller payout just to try to steal money meant for cherokees - 2/3rds of the applicants were denied for having 0 proof of actual cherokee ancestry. [We even see lawyers advertising signing up for the Miller roll just to try to get free money.] And the myth even started in some families in the cherokee land lotteries, where the land stolen from us was raffled off, including the house and everything that was left behind when the cherokees were removed. We have seen people whose families just take these things stolen from the cherokee family and adopt them into their own family story, saying that they were cherokee themselves.

If you had some family story about being cherokee and you wanna have proof one way or the other, check out this Facebook group run by expert cherokee genealogists that do research for free. Just please read the rules fully and respect the researchers. They run thousands of people's ancestries a year and their average is only around 0.7% of lines they run actually end up having true cherokee ancestry.

#and ive heard even dumber origins of the cherokee family myth #such as an ancestor having a silly sounding name so the descendents just go 'oh she mustve been an indian!!!' #i was one of the few people who had my ancestry done on the facebook and had genuine cherokee ancestry #[though i had found it before it was just really validating to get it double checked and i started finding cousins (:] #like. i was told once when i was a kid by my grandma that my dad had cherokee ancestry and i didnt believe her. its wild that so many peopl #will make it a Fixture of their identity [or even just smth they bring up ever] with Zero proof #at least for cherokees from what ive seen its usually considered really disrespectful to claim to have cherokee ancestry without #actually having the documentation [like ancestors on the rolls] #and no a dna test doesnt count. nor does 'my dad is Clearly not white!' or 'high cheekbones' or old family photos or anything #i had this discussion with someone recently whose dad had been calling himself 3/4 native but didnt know exactly what nation ???? hello? #and its like... sorry but ur dad is like. italian lol. #[and blood quantum is bullshit anyway im tired of the 'im 1/16 cherokee' comments its dumb #cherokee nation does not have a blood quantum requirement. its pointless bringing it up in the discussion of who is or isnt cherokee] #also mandatory disclaimer that im reconnecting. i didnt grow up connected to the culture of even knowing my ancestry #this is all from my looking into this stuff over the past year or so. i cant claim to be an authority over anything regarding this #this is p much all my repeating things ive heard said by people who know a lot more than i do haha #man. and this isnt even starting to get into the fake tribe stuff. the only legit cherokee groups are the 3 federally recognized bands #cherokee nation of oklahoma. united keetoowah band. and the eastern band of cherokee indians. #any others that are state recognized or not at all arent acknowledged as legitimate by any of the legit cherokee groups #anyway. my final message goodb.ye #cherokee #tsalagi

[pnutsdotorg]

another long day venture bros nation

#hello . i am back from the endless labyrinth of torture #my ap assignments are done so i win methinks #anyway im so dog tired . here's rusty hiding from the world and resting in his closet #something something hes in the closet YES WE GET IT #↑ targeted at myself #anyway ill be back eventually to draw more stufs... but for now Dont Bother Me Im Resting #vbros #venture bros rusty #rusty venture bros #rusty venture #venture bros fanart #venture bros #a doodley really . #pnutart

[anipgarden]

I went to my first plant swap and man. It was WILD.

Keep in mind I heard about the plant swap a little over 24 hours before it was happening. I have no plants to exchange, I barely even have seedlings yet. But I do have a bunch of seeds so I decide to roll up and see what I can do.

Its from 2 to 5. I show up at 2:12 and its mostly houseplants. But the local library branch has a tent and they’re letting people check out some gardening books they brought if they have a library card on them!

So I checked out “Seedswap: The gardener’s guide to saving and swapping seeds” by Josie Jeffery!

Woohoo!

(They also told me that if I want the library to set up seed libraries I should email showing interest because a lot of librarians have suggested it but public interest is needed 👀 special reminder to email/contact your local library about adding seed libraries if you haven’t got one already!)

I considered leaving but I decide to hang around and see if anyone else comes around with stuff that’s more my fancy (no disrespect to people who like houseplants but I have a 99% killrate with them and they’re just not my vibe) and

Y’all

I obtained a Boxcar tomato, a Blackberry Lily, a variegated pepper, a hibiscus cutting, loofah seeds, okra seeds, and FOUR (4!!!!) peach tree seedlings!!!

HELLO??????

I spent like 6 bucks total (1 on a peach tree seedling, 5 on the pepper) and the rest was just seed trades (or the peach tree lady just… giving me more peach trees for being nice. Be nice to the elderly you might get peach trees out of it.) I was there for like an hour and a half TOPS.

(I had to pot up the peach tree seedlings myself but this is still a W in my book lets see if they survive)

So uh

WOOHOO

#outdoor gardening #ani rambles #plant swap #anis garden 2024 #FOUR PEACH TREE SEEDLINGS HELLO????? HELLO #she was like ‘idk i was thinking id trade them or sell them for like a dollar’ so i got the littlest one in exchange for i think it was #gazanias???? or canterbury bells. or maybe both. #then i was like ‘oh its teeny tho’ so i paid a dollar for one and she was like HERES TWO INSTEAD and I’m like AAA #and she was hoping to find the tomato lady but the tomato lady left but I had Two of the tomatoes so I was like ‘oh you can have one of mine #because followers may know I currently have TWENTYTHREE TOMATOES IN MY BACKYARD RN #and shes like ‘oh youre so sweet heres a 4th peach seedling anyways im going home now im tired bye’ #the peach gods have smiled upon me and it was in the form of an old white lady in a gray sweater and a blue sunvisor

[skitskatdacat63]

2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

#hello here are your daily old man gifs!!! #every time im like no no i shant gif this no one will care #he always sucks me back in w his cute face #i just love his polite listening smile ITS SO CUTEEEE #this is MY race debrief #anyways about the race itself #im still a bit sad about the whole strat thing like agh idk if he could have done any better if not #but it was really so much fun to see him cut thru the pack like that at the end with fresh tires #it just felt so effortless and it was so hot. especially that part where he almost completely wiped out but saved it so easily??? #but ofc the best part was the unintentional war criminal lockup #apparently it wasnt fully his fault but nah im blaming it on him cause its so funny #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2024 chinese gp #also man aston takes so long to upload their fernando debrief vid #i wanna stay up for it cause i missed the other one and it was too far gone to gif #so i wish i could catch it but ah i gotta sleep its so late

[m00ngbin]

TFS TUESDAY!!! (WEDNESDAY??)

#whoops i had a really long day and i got really tired and fell asleep early #so ik TECHNICALLY its not tuesday but in my heart and soul today is still tuesday #actually i thought it was thursday #all day #but yk #tuesday!! #at least its not thursday like last time #ALSO #I WOULD HAVE GIVEN AN ARM AND A LEG TO GO TO THAT MITSKI CONCERT LAST NIGHT #JUST TO SEE HER SING GEYSER TBH #but its fine. totally fine. its not like im super upset about it or anything. #ALSO. TYLER THE CREATOR IS GOING TO BE AT COACHELLA??? HELLO??? #GODD I HATE THE WEST COAST WHY DO ALL OF THE BANDS AND ARTISTS I LIKE GO TO CALIFORNIA AND NOT HERE #anyways enough about concerts i wish id gone to or could go to #let me shut up for five minutes so i can get to the new chapter #ik ive already asked this but be honest if you guys think these are annoying just tell me and ill shut up so fast and never make another one #ever

[blueskittlesart]

swings with you. i think sidon is the perfect capsulation of how men and mlm ships take precedent. he's a fairly boring character 😭 the only thing he really has going for him is that he's hot and "himbo" so ppl r obsessed w shipping him w twink link.

why are conversations about sidon so predominant when the narrative of totk is so clearly putting more focus on zelda. can she have one thing im begging here

thank god im not the only one. christ. like i feel like the only thing sidon has going for him is that he's a hot man. his story is like. fairly straightforward 'i had a family member who died and i am grieving her' which like. multiple other characters in botw had. i would argue that the other champions in botw had more interesting stories than him (riju's struggles to lead her people at age FOURTEEN, teba fighting for his son and the future of his family, etc etc.) sidon isn't a BAD character by any means but he wasn't a GREAT character either and i NEVER saw any chemistry between him and link. 90% of what people seem to like about him is just. fanon shit. can we please just drop him and talk about women for once i am begging

#AND HE ISNT EVEN REALLY A HIMBO IN THE GAME?? #like i assume that came from the whole 'never met a hylian' thing maybe??? but that was just like. because he is a zora. #they are an isolated society and on their timescale the calamity happened very recently of course he was sheltered??? #like someone please show me the textual himbo sidon evidence. i do not see it #asks #also not to be insane but i feel like no sidlink shipper EVER has considered the like. actual implications of this ship. #'hello ex boyfriend of my dead sister who i am still grieving for. she wanted to marry you btw. want to date me now' ????????????? #ugh. anyway. i swear i do not hate sidlink guys im just SO TIRED

[soldier-poet-king]

Aw baby's first time being called an abomination 🥰 I feel like I deserve a steam achievement or smthn for this

#man like im too tired to even be mad rn #homophobia #like the rhetoric from a lot of christians is sooooo bad #and i have so much internalized self hate #but this is i think the first time someone has specifically replied to a reblog and straight up been like. ew. #rather than a generalized anti queer post #anyway :) thanks friend :) #gonna get my sacret heart pink triangle tattoo out of spite 😘 #sacred* #also like everytime i see shit like this on tumblr its like. hello?? this is the insane gay ppl website???

[hornet-s]

held her long and hard like a scream

#griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #this is a wip idk i got tired of trying to render wet fabric. i will finish maybe this is an insanely cropped version but im sick of it #why do i keep trying to draw wet gauzy fabrics !!! stop it idiot #anyway u guys know in memoriam by the oh hellos. beside the salty water i will hold you close but you are far too beautiful to love me. #yeah #mine #wip

[ceruleancattail]

CONGRATS ON 1.3K CERU!! IT'S ALWAYS A DELIGHT TO SEE YOU ON MY DASH :DD

okay okay so!! i have a soft spot for making things and giving them to people i adore c: so if you could, can you do romantic jade + flower garden where he and mc just chilling, cloud gazing, then mc just suddenly put a flower crown on his head C:

IT'S SILLY BUT I LOVE THE IDEA SO MUCH :D REMEMBER TO HYDRATE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR SPINE :DD

Circle

Dreamy Day Event

Jade x reader

The sun illuminated the field, a soft golden glow that warmed every crevice of your soul. Blades of emerald grass swayed with the breeze, a gentle, charming waltz. Flowers bloomed, bobbing their petals as your gaze alighted on them, as if in merry greeting.

Humming to yourself, your fingers moved in deft little motions. Tracing over the buds, poking at their little petals, admiring the variety of colours these delicate plants were dyed in.

An ivory white, the bubbly shade of sea foam, lapping against the shore. A soft baby blue, as enchanting as the ocean’s waves, rocking back and forth. A bright yellow, bright against the green of the grass. An awfully familiar shade, it brought you much comfort. You couldn’t quite fathom why, oddly enough.

Musing silently, your gaze wanders. Glancing to your side, to the man lounging peacefully on a checkered mat. Jade Leech, your beloved.

He lay on the mat, arms tucked behind his head. Half-lidded eyes gazing up at the sky, calmly watching the clouds pass by. It’s odd to see him so still. You’ve grown too used to watching Jade bustle around, handling a contract, or proposing a new business venture. Even when you two were together, his hands were constantly moving.

Rubbing comforting circles into the back of your palm, gentle fleeting kisses pressed into your cheeks, to sly hugs, his arms wrapping around your waist.

It’s been awhile since you’ve seen him completely relaxed. Lips slipping upwards, you gave him a little smile.

Nature really had that effect on people, didn’t it? Surrounded by the miracles of life, you can’t help but be lulled into a state of relaxation.

Tilting your head a little, you met his eyes. Mismatched pupils of sepia brown and a startling yellow. The yellow petals in your hand quavered.

The words surfaced in your brain, echoing in your head:

“An awfully familiar shade, it brought you much comfort.”

Blinking sharply, heat springing in full bloom on both your cheeks. Quickly, you whip your head around, avoiding’s Jade’s quizzical gaze.

Instead, you kept your head down, focused on your little flowers. Plucking little blossoms, twisting them into a woven string of sorts. Easing stem beside stem, braiding them into little hearts, linked together.

A rustle of cloth, before a weight presses into your shoulder. Cold nips at your skin, a earring brushed against the base of your neck. Stifling a laugh, you tilt your head to the side. Leaning on that dear, beloved mop of hair.

Jade sighs in relief, a breathy little thing. Snaking his arm around your waist, he gives you an affectionate little squeeze. A light airy chuckle, before he prods the chain in your hands, running his finger down the entire length.

“What’s that, love?”

Fastening the ends together, you present the loop to him. A sheepish smile, raising the circle in your palms. A wonderful braid, flowers woven into each other, each bud poking out meekly. Almost shyly, as their petals fluttered in the breeze.

The colours of the sea.

The colours of him.

Woven into a undying circle of love.

A promise of Infinity.

Gingerly, you pluck at the edges of your little circle, gesturing for Jade to lower his head. He follows, the ghost of a smirk playing on his lips.

Placing the chain on his head, you tap both of his shoulders in turn. A playful imitation of knighting a fine sire. Although your touch lingered a little longer then what was really required.

Bopping him on the nose, you beam at Jade once more.

“All hail, Sir Jade of the House of Leech.”

A chuckle escapes his mouth, as he leans in closer. Arms wrapping around your waist, tugging you closer. He held you in the sun, until your rapid heartbeat and his calm heartbeat melting into one. Beating in time, a lovely little melody of devotion and passion.

Of unbridled love.

Jade’s lips brush against your ear, lips grazing your earlobe ever so slightly. A warm, soft sensation that sent shivered down your spine. A sigh tickled your ears, sending pearls of laughter out of your lips.

Before he whispered into your ears. A low tone, as rich as fine wine. You could get intoxicated on the seductive purr of his voice alone.

“I’ll be your knight, my beloved.

Now, and forever.”

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twst x reader #Jade leech #Jade x reader #Jade leech x reader #Jade #dreamy day #I’M EXHAUSTED HELLO #omg two fics in a day???? Ceru’s gone batshit insane???? no one could have ever known!!!!!! #ANYWAYS HI. IM SO TIRED YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE- #BUT YHIS WAS SUCH A CUTE IDEA I #HAD TO WRITE IT #THANK YOU #AND MY SPINE IS FINE AHAHAHA

[echosian]

a bit more detailed anatomy for fun

this was for my own personal understanding but it DOES look cool..

#rain world #iterator #seven red suns #sorry if im not coloring as much im tired #anyways add more robot to bug #i just wanted to #and also hello suns....guys i dont think im normal

[edns]

FIRST, THERE WAS THE SUN.

#oc #original character #deity oc #sun deity oc #original story #illust #イラスト #clip studio paint #original art #Hello do you miss the bastards from FTPL because I do #Im gonna redesign some more guys its really wild how they look in my more recent art style actually #I wanted to make this creepier but got tired lol #Anyway Im gonna post more original art I think No I am not done with drawing Cyrus yet #Mental crop rotation and all tryin to figure out a good balance so I keep being happy w art #oc sol

[the-darklings]

"What does the Lord of Dreams dream about?"

#submission #im resubmitting this bc idk if the first one was sent #i have no idea how submissions work #i try making smth w this edit but idk if it worked #anyway this fic had a chokehold on me so i needed to make this #the last chapters ENDED MEE #this is like that british bake off meme #i started making it. had a breakdown. bon appetite #also can you tell i got tired of looking up for face claims and just used a bunch if mitski clips #i mean she has really aesthetically pleasant videos #so slay ig #KAT NOTES: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????? #OP???? #HELLO. HI. HIYA. HELLO??? THE WAY THIS VAPORISED ME??? #THE WAY THIS ENDED MY LIFE #THE WAY I'M BUT A SHELL #GOD THE EDITING ON THIS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THE VOS AND THE CLIPS AND JUST DSJKGHJDSDGH ALL OF IT #god the power you have. unreal. #you say the fic has you in a chokehold well this edit has me in one as well #wowowowowow #stunning!!! thank you so much i'm emotional dhfjkadadgh #lost count how many times I looped this wow #op not sure if you use Tiktok but you should put it on there. girlies would eat this up wowowow #fic: today i bury you in me

[mblue-art]

It's me again, anon, who adores your love-hate towards Cross. Friend recently showed me a video in tiktok where there was a sound of 'oh I hate that man...but oh, cara mia...how i love him'. It immediately reminded me of you. Tsunderes keep winning. Let's go tsunderes ✊️

hhhh h hhhi anon i do, i do ha-

#ask #mblue talks #mblue art #self insert #.. dammit #HSHFBXNZN #('oh i love tsunderes' — *becomes one* — *surprised pikachu meme*) #(each day i get a cross simp thought i ask myself WHY am i a tsundere for this man istg smfh 😤😤😤‼️/lh) #(everytime i get a cross brainrot it hits hard and it burns (just like the blush on my cheeks HSHFHCBDN/J) for how goddamn long it lasts) #(once again i wanna be mean to him and lovingly bully him but also he deserves the niceys!!!) #(tired man tired boy needs to RELAX‼️ like sheesh ur shoulders look stiff dude im patting those tf down; ease up my man) #(gonna do that thing where i plat my palm onto his forehead bc of how much hes furrowing his brows!!) #(thatll probably surprise him and unfurrow those for a few secs LOL) #(give him a lazy day; let him roll around in bed with the fluffiest pillows and the softest blankets and watch anime and drink choccy malk) #(ok that just sounds like i wanna pamper him HSHHRFNKDSK BUT STILL i want him to be happy HAVE YOU SEEN HIM SMILE GENUINELY????) #(like in fanart nstuff LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT /POS) #(hes got that anime boy charm somehow istg) #anyway ramble over im sorry hello tag readers did you enjoy me simping 😎 (imagine my hands folded on the table) #m rambles #CM