#anyway *puts on clown shoes*

[gay-little-axolotl]

has this been done before

#“I’m not funny” I say while putting on my clown shoes #anyways #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #paul matthews #emma perkins #richie lipschitz #paulkins #my art hehe

[squydbear]

season three had no right being this good

#teen Wolf #stiles stilinski #teen wolf stiles #void stiles #nogitsune #teen wolf fanart #teen wolf art #stiles fanart #void stiles fanart #stiles stilinski fanart #my art #started this show as a joke now look at me #I’m destroyed #got my clown shoes on fr #dylan o'brien #Dylan put his whole o’bussy into the acting of season three #anyways have this while I watch season 5

[revenantghost]

"Join @trigunbookclub!" I said. "It'll be so much fun!" I said. "We'll have a blast reading together!" I said.

And I was right. But also.

#Trigun #TrigunBookclub #I think this reaction might actually be from vol 10 ironically enough #But I can't remember tbh #Anyway I'm putting on my clown shoes #I did this to myself #Putting on my clown makeup #Ready to read about this all week #Putting on the wig #Waiting for the mob to @ me

[augentrust]

i can’t believe essek pulls the “i’ve had much longer than you to learn how to curb my curiosity” card on caleb in aeor. my brother in luxon you are a baby-faced grad student who committed treason to see how the shiny soul machines worked

#essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast #critical role #cr2 #cut to ten minutes later as essek puts on his clown shoes getting distracted by dunamis #anyway i just think at some point post canon they should have a really interesting convo about caleb's scarcity mindset #bc essek sees caleb hoarding resources as a waste of time #but that's coming from the wizard who's always had access to basic components #essek i love you but you're also a 1-percenter #august chats

[hedonicghost]

hi. obey me nation. what . is happening????? ?? ???

i ref'd these from the promo <3

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #satan obey me #lucifer obey me #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #omswd #omnb #🔪 #nice #only bc i took 3 hours on it #me: minding my own business #twitter at 2am: hey did u see this obey me thing #me: #me: puts on my clown shoes #anyway i missed these idiots

[oddthesungod]

aabria being a dorym truther, SO TRUE QUEEN SO TRUE

#text post #crit role watchin' #lets fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #anyway i'm ready to put on my clown shoes and makeup hoping that dorian is a guest for the B team ashjdsa #listen....... realistically i dont think it'll be him #i feel like matt likes bringing fresh blood to the table as guests #but who knows! #still extremely hoping for that brennan guest appearance

[absent-o-minded]

Can't wait to have all of my theories proven to be absolutely WRONG tomorrow, lmao

#young royals #young royals season 2 #i'm putting on my clown shoes as we speak (affectionate) #i don't think it's healthy to be this excited bc I'm literally shaking bc i can't wait #and I'm 98% sure that all of my theories are gonna be flipped on their heads anyway #bring on the pain!

[lighthouseas]

goes batshit insane. actually.

#DUDE #this was like. one of THE childhood books 4 me #contemplating rereading it so i can decode this #unless ive missed smth and this means nothing in which case putting on my clown shoes as we speak #BUT ANYWAYS #TIME FUCKERY WHO CHEERED #stranger things #st.txt #byler tumblr #< target audience but has nothing to do with byler

[cloudstrifing]

Let’s Purify ✩ Body & Mind!!

rating: T

relationship: geto suguru/gojo satoru (jujutsu kaisen)

chapters: 1/2

words: 7,000~

tags: friends to lovers, modern au (no curses), reunions, the one where geto runs a wellness scam bc you know he would

~~~

“I missed this,” Satoru says. “Just … hanging with you.”

Suguru’s heart throbs against his ribs.

“Wow. America must’ve been a lot less exciting than I thought.”

Satoru punches him in the shoulder. There’s no strength behind it.

“Shut up, dude. I only had one best friend, and he wasn’t there.”

A vortex of emotions opens up in Suguru, tugging and swirling until he feels dizzy. Sadness for the years they lost. Regret for not treasuring what he had. Fierce joy at the chance to have it again.

“Yeah, well.” He swallows. “I missed you too.”

Suguru makes a modest living selling crystals and vitamin powders to gullible suckers online. It’s not much, but hey, a man’s gotta eat.

Then Satoru waltzes back into his life. It almost makes him want to do better.

>> on AO3 here <<

#satosugu #goge #my fic #im having fun w this one hehe #risa to me displaying interest in geto a few months ago: dont get attached #me alrd putting on my clown shoes: #anyway pls enjoy :3c

[jessimiko]

if we don't get a rosegarden reunion hug and forehead touch in volume 9 then what's the POINT

#rwby #all the people saying we probably won't even see the vacuo gang in volume 9 #I'm like NO NO NO GOD PLEASE #I'll be so upset if we don't get to see the vacuo gang AT ALL 😭😭😭😭 #like i kinda doubt that will be the case for a few different reasons #BUT IT'S MAKING ME NERVOUS #I'll admit tho there's a good chance reunions won't happen until volume 10 #it would happen at the end of volume 9 at the soonest #anyway *puts on clown shoes* #rosegarden

[beedreamscape]

Okay, just finished ep3 of Exandria Unlimited... and it just made me tear up. Not because there was anything too emotional or nostalgia for anything (being a new enjoyer), but everyone was just so good, Aabria was so damn good, the players were flowing and toying with the story tools. It just made me cry to be falling for yet another cr story.

#exandria unlimited #that's fucking great d&d #fuck the haters btw #the commitment to the bit. aabria's ability to play off their bs. watching the light fade just a little from her eyes with their tomfoolery #she's planning something sick rubbing her hands together. and they just put on their clown shoes on step all over it #and action-movie-style walk slowmo away from the massive explosion in the background without taking their clown wig off #just a-ma-zing #especially aimee... omg what a good player. committed to the bit 100% #anyway. I could go on and on and on #critical role

[kyngsnake]

was sifting through fo4 companion dialogue and i just find it a little funny out of everyone's Lover's Embrace dialogue Danse has the most that imply ya'll fucked

#all of them except for 'did you know you talk in your sleep' actually #i guess you could argue ad victorium is pretty indirect but i mean. i mean come on #whats interesting to me tho #is that most of hancock's are just very romantic. which is very nice but #idk he just seems like a top contender for horniest companion #but no it's buzz lightyear #i think cait and mac are runners up after danse #sometimes i forget the mutfruit line maccready says is canon #anyway #i say i found this funny but really i just like that im right #ken's #fallout #every time i horn on main for danse i remember in the back of my mind he and miraak share a voice actor #and i put my clown shoes on

[fateviled]

          love was a complicated thing.  if anything,  gable had once been certain that love was the thing that had definitively broken him.  (it wasn’t the grief that had destroyed him when his mother was gone but the love he’d had for her.)  after that,  love had often tasted of bloody knuckles against his cheek and half-pleading,  half-taunting words for a man who no longer held the right to be called his father.  and certainly,  for those empty years of his life,  gable had thought that surely love wasn’t real after all.  or if it was,  then his kind of love was not a good thing,  and which of those was worse?

               now he scoffed at love,   turned his nose to everything that may have once made him smile.  bou and loren humored him,  but even they had their limits when it came to his cynicism,  chosing isntead to step away when similar talks surfaced.  no,  gable could not say he was much fond of loving acts,  and to have gavin of all people speak those words was a bit like the ice pressed to his wounds all those years ago.  frigid and sharp and familiar.  not a wake up call,  but an awareness.  and maybe he hated that a bit too much.

               he leans against the open door of train car he’s sitting in,  the scent of rusted metal heavy in the humid air.     ❝ and what would i do with love in a world like this? ❞     a shake of his head,  something like disgust peeking through.  he remembers bou telling him how easy he made it to hate him,  wearing looks upon his face that would piss anyone off.  he knows he’s wearing one now.     ❝ cherish it?  hope that it’ll be enough to save anyone?  this world is a ticking time bomb,  gav;  you’ve seen how it is out there more than most of us. ❞

               he was a shitty leader,  he knew that.  why anyone stuck around,  choose to follow him,  was in all parts thanks to the two women who dragged his sorry ass with them into something that resembled safety.  this world wanted to destroy the weak,  and it hated people like them—  outcasts,  nobodys, misfits.  gable was the one those misfits looked up to now,  the one who placed face and words first against anyone who wanted to hurt them.  somewhere along the line,  gavin had become someone for gable to protect as well,  joining their ranks besides a little girl that gable would make sure nobody would ever touch again.  

               and somewhere else along the line,  gable had found himself fixated on the other.  he would not admit how many minutes of the day he spent gazing at the other across the encampment,  their eyes shining and body moving with a fluidity and easy gable had never felt.  not the hard lines of someone who was raised to fight.  heart out in the open rather than tucked away under a thick layer of stone.   but it wasn’t love that gable felt;  he would never let himself feel affection for someone the way he’d once yearned to.  they couldn’t afford that.

@faeties said :    ❛   take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.  ❜

#abuse tw #child abuse tw #internalized homophobia tw #wow the triggers are loaded with this one oopsies. but anyways #you: are they even on our muse lists? #me: bold of you to assume that's gonna stop me #i love them okay im not sorry #and gable is such a fucking idiot like 'no i don't feel anything for them ahahahaha' #[is accidentally soft with gavin. keeps looking at gavin. calls gavin 'gav'] #some characters put their clown shoes one foot at a time just like the rest of us #faeties #faeties: gavin. #faeties: [gavin & gable]. #private muse: gable r. #╰ 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚄𝙴 ╯ ⋯ like a fist ‚ like a knife

[another-cliche-title]

the thing i hate about conlanging is that there's always some really pretentious ass guy like this:

OOOOOOOH look at me i like Logical and Unambiguous Languages im so smart. BITCH you have not learned about how the beauty of language lies in its very human ambiguities. The most important part of a language, and among the first that most people learn, are always things like "I love you" and not "[an entire physics textbook compacted into 8 syllables]"

the correct way to speak ithkuil is to fuck it up with ambiguities. i will say "i love you" and you won't know what that precisely means because i don't want you to :3

#another cliche rant #conlangs #conlanging #also ithkuil is just what happens when you put in too many cases #(im kidding sorry for thinking im funny) #plus isnt the goal of ithkuil just “be really dense” and not “precise?” #because that's impossible. john quijada uses the same word for “fool” and “clown” #only someone raised with the western conception of “clown” will envision funny man with face paint big shoe and red nose hearing “clown” #anyways thats my clownrant #clownpost????

[bylertruther]

with the way that some of you talk about will you'd expect every other scene of his to be a suicide attempt, for there to be scenes of him talking about lonnie negatively or at-fucking-all, for there to be scenes where we can see this supposed disgust or hatred for his sexuality, for him to have been the one that said "what did you think really? that we were never going to get girlfriends and stay in my basement playing games for the rest of our lives?" and "it's not my fault you don't like girls!" and "we're friends! we're. friends.", for him to have been the one to make fun of mike's campaign, for him to have been the one to ditch his interests to be Cool and Grown, for him to be the one with the family that doesn't give a rat's ass about him, for him to be the one in a relationship with someone he doesn't love because he doesn't want to face the truth, for him to be the one that can't ever talk about his feelings or let himself feel them, for him to be the one avoiding love, for him to be the one that went through a depression and grief arc, for him to be the one that is shown to not be okay even when there's no supernatural fuckshit going on, for him to be the one isolating himself from his loved ones, and so on and so forth cutting this post short now even tho i could 100% go on and keep rattling off the Actually depressing shit tht you guys keep stealing from other characters on this show and trying to pin on him. but anyway ....

#before one of u decides 2 put on ur clown shoes n try to twist my words im not saying he's never been sad #but some of u mistake will's behavior during a crisis for his behavior every day #when the scenes without any supernatural fuckshit show us tht he's a pretty normal guy lol as normal as someone like him can be #and tht he bounces back bc he is fortunate to have a life full of ppl tht love him n fortunate to have hobbies n interests he loves #like. he is a character in a story we only have what they show us #and even in supplemental material will is a very hopeful guy. he sees the bullshit but doesn't dwell on it. like. #it doesn't matter but i jus . grrrr #he doesn't like being doted on but it's people doting on him that's made him relatively well adjusted after everything lol #characters like mike jon max billy el etc are That Way bc they don't have what will has #yes lonnie was awful but will has always had mike jon n joyce in his corner n they overcompensated bc of it #like. idk lmao y'all act like will is tht girl from 13rw or idek. y'all act like he's mike sometimes tbh. #homeboy is out here making art for his crush making presentations on gay heroes daydreaming abt playing games being a sassy brother etc #but anyway . 🤪 (<- me trying 2 be normal so normal)

[guinevereslancelot]

got my friend a silver sixpence for her shoe bc she got engaged (and she's estranged from her parents over it) and she told me she's getting married barefoot 😂

#she had never heard of the sixpence either lmao #something old something new something borrowed something blue and a silver sixpence in her shoe #anyway my mom still has hers from her wedding saved for me #and i thought oh dang my friend's mom probably wont give her one so i ordered one for her #but clearly she is ok abt it bc she never heard of that tradition 😂 #she asked me what culture it was from #technically yes my grandma passed it down probably from her mom who was irish but i thought it was pretty universally known #anyway this is my clown shoes friend who's highschool bf is paying her rent #i really shouldn't have given her anything but im trying to be supportive in order to preserve the peace in the friend group #but she makes it so hard lol #at least she has a job offer finally #so maybe she will pay a month or two of her own rent before they get married #🤡 #anyway she's getting married barefoot outside in two months but has no idea where she's getting married #and yet plans to have invitations out in a couple weeks? #isnt the location supposed to be on the invitations lol #anyway apparently my gesture was wasted but she liked the fancy envelope i put the coin in 😂 #i sent her the wikipedia link to the poem lmao #this has been a shitpost