#anon i love this

[exhuastedpigeon]

Buck has a shot of tequila and Tommy has a cleft.

Tommy has a cleft and Buck has a problem. Because he wants to touch it, with his thumb, measure it with his little finger, trace it with his lips and salt and lime.

But he doesn't know the protocol and he doesn't know Tommy's coffee order and Hen is refusing to answer his texts and tell him and she must remember why wouldn't she remember it's Tommy!!!!

"You doing ok, man?" asks Eddie because he is a good friend and ally and puts all his weight on Buck's shoulder as he raises himself to his feet. "Want something from the bar?"

"Chin."

"Chimney's not...not...not over there. Go get him yourself."

"Nooooo. Chinnnnn," answers Buck and goes to elaborate because Eddie is a good friend and ally but maybe a little slow today. "Tommy has a chin. Does Marisol have a chin?"

Eddie snorts so loud he hiccups and rattles the table. "Marisol has a crucifix ...hnnnk... a dancing cactus, too."

"Like, two in one? Tha's wild, maaaan."

Eddie's giggles sent him careening into Buck and nearly make Buck hit his forehead on the table when the full weight of Eddie's strong palms slams into his shoulders. "So wild."

They rest like that for a while, slow and syrupy.

"Tommy has a chin," Eddie says finally and Buck knew he would understand! Eddie is the best!!!! Buck loves him so much!!!!!

"You have shoulders," Eddie continues, stroking a line on Buck's shoulder blades through his jacket.

"I do?"

"Listen-listen-listen to me, Buck! You. Have. Shoulders."

"I have shhhhhoulders," Buck agrees because Eddie is a good friend and ally and Buck loves him and this is clearly very important to him.

"Marisol..." Eddie goes on to finish and then stops, and looks sad. Inacceptiblation!

"Marisol has a cactus Jesus?" he asks, nudging back into Eddie's palm, which run up to his neck, stroke the muscles there and ruffle the short hair.

This sends Eddie laughing again and Buck feels the tequila warm him from inside out to the tip of his itchy nose.

___

I figured if you were getting nasty nonsense in your askbox, you might as well get a get well, dumb nonsense that was inspired by Buck's "He has a cleft." as well.

Get well soon. 💖

Anon this is so goofy and delightful! Thank you!!

(And now I want to see a dancing Jesus cactus because that would be so funny)

#asked and answered #bucktommy #buddie #anon i love this

[madame-mongoose]

Sun did not like you. You were an insult to his very being. You were clumsy and annoyingly happy all the time and stupidly oblivious to him wanting you out of his daycare. He did not like the way you seemed endlessly eager to please, or the stupid little smile you got when you did something right, or the way you seamlessly interacted with the children.

He did NOT like you. To say otherwise would most definitely be a lie.

He did not like you. But he wasn't heartless. So when you started showing up with progressively darker bags under your eyes after staying late so many shifts, he decided that night he'd talk to Moon about helping with cleaning up the daycare so you could get more sleep.

He did not like you. He just couldn't have his assistant falling asleep on the job. Obviously.

He also saw how exhausted you seemed when you thought nobody was looking, leaning against your mop with a miserable expression. Not just from the lack of sleep, and he refused to acknowledge that he knew perfectly well why that was. He intended to ask you if you were okay, he really did. But there was always something or other that called for his attention.

It was getting to the point where Sun wondered if the world just didn't want him to talk to you that day. Maybe because it knew how stretched thin and close to breaking you were.

As the last child was dropped off, he finally had the time to talk to you. He approached you, watching you struggle to carry a few boxes filled with art supplies from the supply closet. The words to ask if you needed help were on the tip of his metaphorical tongue when your fingers slipped, and the boxes tumbled out of your arms and crashed to the ground, scattering markers and crayons and various other things across the floor.

He didn't think, and before he could swallow them back, the words tumbled out. "Goodness, Sunshine, you really can't seem to do anything right, can you?"

He saw the way your face crumpled in shame, tears flooding your eyes. Guilt flooded him, and before be could apologize, you fled out the Daycare gate, rushing up the stairs and out of the Daycare. Sun wanted to slap himself. He'd made you cry. He kept telling himself he didn't like you, so why did he feel so GUILTY?

He hated the feeling. It squirmed uncomfortably in his chest. He rubbed his faceplate, having a sigh as he stared down at the scattered things. You would come back eventually. You had to. He had to apologize.

You would be back.

In the meantime, it wouldn't hurt to tidy up the place a bit for you... It was the least he could do.

He waited for you to come back, but you didn't. The final hour of your shift came and went, and by that point he'd done everything on your nightly chore list out of guilt stress kindness. You'd be back tomorrow, and then he would apologize.

When the lights turned off and Moon awoke, he was surprised to find the daycare oddly quiet. You were usually stumbling around doing your chores when he woke up. Sun... Where's the assistant?

Sun really didn't want to explain what had happened, but when Moon pushed again, he relented. I... may have said something very insensitive today.

When do you not?

I made them cry. They left and didn't come back for the rest of their shift.

Moon was silent, his own worry starting to seep into his joints. You had been looking rather tired recently, despite his insistence that you sleep and your assurances that you would when you got home. But they could still fix this. When you came back tomorrow, they'd both apologize.

They should make you something. Something nice and genuine. Something appreciative. Moon pulled out a piece of thick, pink-colored paper and carefully selected a crayon from the box on one of the little tables. You would be back tomorrow, Moon told himself as he drew you and him on the card, writing 'I'm sorry' at the top.

Draw me too.

Why should I?

Because they're my assistant! And I want to apologize too.

Make your own card then.

Sun silently fumed. Moon added some glitter glue and gold star stickers, finally seeming satisfied with it after he'd added almost every craft item they had in stock to the thing.

It was messy, but it clearly had a lot of effort put into it, not like Sun would let him know that.

Fine, two could play at that game. He could make a way better card for you than Moon.

When the lights in the Daycare turned on an hour before your shift, Sun wasted no time rushing back to the arts and crafts area to make a card of his own. He also picked the pink construction paper, drawing himself and you smiling side by side. He doodled little flowers in the corners, quietly fretting over his creation as he oh so carefully added glitter glue to it. It still felt too bare, so he added a fake feather, a gold star that he put on drawing-you's chest, and a few mini pom poms. Perfect.

Right on cue, he heard the telltale sounds of the daycare shutter squeaking open fifteen minutes before the start of your shift. He nearly jumped for joy, bounding over to the ball pit and waiting for you to come down. Instead of you sliding down the slide, though, he saw someone else open the gate and go down the stairs.

He resisted the urge to frown at the other staff member as they opened the gates to the daycare, and they did not look thrilled to be here. They were holding a clipboard for some reason, and Sun reluctantly walked over to them. He forced a cheery smile onto his face. "Well heee-llo! My friend, would you happen to know when my dear assistant is coming back?"

They raised a brow, but then shrugged and glanced down at their paper. "That's actually why I'm here. Do you know why they left only partway through their shift?"

"W-well, they, er.... weren't feeling well! So I sent them home early!"

"You don't have authorization to do that."

If he could, his eye would be twitching right now. "Are you saying I should have made them stay here despite them being physically ill?"

"This is their job. They can't just run out when they get a stomach ache."

Irritation flared through Sun. Even though you hadn't been sick, he was appalled Management would make you stay if you were ill. He gritted his teeth, trying to keep his tone light. "Oh, well, I just wanted to make sure Fazbear Co didn't get a lawsuit handed to them for neglecting their workers!"

They frowned a little, but didn't say anything to that. "Well, Management sent me to inform you that you no longer need an assistant and you'll go back to your solo act."

Sun didn't have a heart, but he swore something short circuited for a moment. "What??"

"Yeah, apparently Management got a call yesterday from the assistant that said they'd fallen ill from stress and exhaustion, so they reconsidered making you have an assistant and decided you no longer need one, and they've been let go. That's pretty much all they wanted me to say."

They turned and left out the daycare gate again, muttering about how they weren't paid enough to run errands for Management.

Sun sat down heavily on the floor, an overwhelming wave of guilt washing over him as their words echoed in his mind. You wouldn't be coming back. You didn't even still have a job at the Pizzaplex anymore, they'd fired you. He was never going to see you again. He'd never get the chance to properly apologize and make it up to you. Neither of them would.

As the children started coming in, Sun was grateful for the distraction. Through the whole day, he missed the pleasant buzz of your chatter and seeing your smile when you interacted with the children. The day dragged on for what felt like an impossibly long time, and Sun sat on one of the play structures after they'd all left. He couldn't bring himself to clean up. He wallowed in misery until the lights went off, and Moon came out.

He was silent. He'd watched what had happened, heard everything. His chest felt much tighter than normal. Sun.... They have to come back. They have to.

I don't think they will. Not on their own.

If they won't come back on their own, maybe Management will.

Why would Management bring them back?

Because we are going to pester them until they do. If we have to throw the world's angriest animatronic tantrum to see them again, we'll do it.

... Okay.

They'd get you back. They had to. They had to apologize, to fix what they'd done.

No matter the cost.

Oh my god this is so extremely well written @sycopomp look at thisss

#hi i literally JUST woke up #this is such a nice thing to see first thing in the morning #anon i LOVE this #youre super talented #our orbit is elliptical #ooie #monnie answers

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danielle is NOT Anastasia's Clone

I have a drabble about this that will end up on AO3 at some point, but here's the concept. 

Anastasia al Gul is an actual DC character that is Damian's twin sister and who doesn't exist in most universes. Danyl was the true name of Damian's twin, a secret just between the two of them. Damian meets Dani and almost goes nuclear at the thought of Ra's cloning his dead twin. Elle is insulted because her dad is way cooler than Robin's twin sister could have ever been. 

In this verse Danny was a full ghost haunting Amity Park who happened to befriend 3 teenage outcasts. One of them being the daughter of the town kooks who was willing to take the others on a brief tour of her parents lab. The portal resurrects Danny as a half ghost and the future Team Phantom gaslights, gatekeeps, girl bosses the entire town, including Jack and Maddie, into believing the Fentons have always had a son. Since a ghost's appearence is strongly dependent on self image, Danny gets to be a guy without worrying about hormones or surgery and it somehow sticks when he gets his human form. However, he is still genetically female hence Elle being a girl. 

I like to think Damian and Elle meeting is due to her coming to Gotham to give Aunt Jazz's new boyfriend, Jay something, a shovel talk. There is much yelling, some brief rational talk courtesy of Jazz, a DNA test, louder yelling and much confusion. Danny arrives in the Batcave to find himself face to face with his twin brother for the first time in almost a decade only to find Damian is shorter than his clone-daughter. 

As it turns out Danny was worse at keeping track of time in the Zone than he thought and is now almost 5 years older than his twin.

The more I learn about Damians family the more bewildered and impressed I become. How many ladies are in this family?! Like canonically? Its starting to sound like Ras has a small army of Amazon-ish warriors and wanted a male heir due to sheer sexism.

How would Ras take this anyway? Would he be transphobic and keep referring to him by his dead name or would he consider it a "blessing from Lazarus" or whatever?

I'm on the blessing side because I might know nothing about transition surgery but it sounds like it would be expensive.

#submission #anon i love this #also danny being older because of wierd time shenanigans is awesome #dp x dc

[toddreblogslotf]

how do we feel about trans jack overcompensating through the murdering because of internalised toxic masculinity chat

chat, how do we feel about this?

#ANON I LOVE THIS #LIKE SM #ITS SO GOOD #lotf #lord of the flies #mail!! #anon #anonymous

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

part of why I think Sirius's good traits are so downplayed and he has a personality transplant is that his flaws are very, very unsavoury (underestimates people/overestimates himself, cruel, very arrogant, reckless, actually terrifying temper, etc) and the consequences for these flaws are very 'ouch' as we see in the books. So they give him new flaws that never even existed in the first place and erase his good qualities to make him seem less perfect. It makes sense because Sirius in the books or at surface level analysis has the risk of coming off as a massive Gary Stu, which makes him so hard to write properly. I mean: extremely handsome, tragic backstory, funny, talented, child prodigy, smart, rich, etc. So much easier to make him dumb and give him a 'temper' rather than him remaining intelligent and having an actual, consequences-for-everybody temper.

This.... friends, this right over here is an incredible analysis. I completely agree, this is absolutely accurate.

actually, I think this is a global problem. because if you look at the canon flaws of many of the characters, they suddenly become harder to like, you need to face those issues, accept that they're all problematic

Remus: leaving Tonks and their child in the middle of a war, never reaching out to Harry, never trying to dig up the truth about Sirius when he was the only one who could have done it

James: hypocritical, plain out cruel, a literal bully, comes from a very privileged background, has a very black-and-white view of the world where you're allowed to be cruel to anybody who he considers on the "wrong" side

Regulus: joined an actual terror organisation? most likely held very bigoted, blood supermacist views like his entire family

but like..... then we have to face those issue, right?

the fact that Remus is a selfish coward, James is a hypocritical bully, and Regulus is a bigoted terrorist. It's much easier to give them softer flaws (Remus is shy and socially awkward, James is an oblivious himbo, Regulus is a depressed abused teenager; boohoo) than to face the real issues.

#anon i love this #who are you come talk to me #i think this is what ive been feeling too i was just struggling to pin it down #the lack of desire to deal with actual flaws and issues #bc god forbid theyre human and sometimes fuck up right #marauders meta #hp meta #asks #save #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #regulus black

[jamieaiken919]

SQUIRREL NONNY HAS RETURNED!! I think Takeo, who wanted to be a carpenter, would make Eddie Jr a mini treehouse to climb! 🐿

SQUIRREL ANON IS BACK

THIS IS SO SWEET OMFG

JUST A LIL TREEHOUSE FOR EDDIE JR 😭😭😭

Also I imagine there’s probably an ulterior motive and that motive is to get the squirrel to stop sleeping in his sock drawer (spoiler it doesn’t work lmao)

#anonymous #asks #answers #squirrel anon #the squirrel chronicles #edward richtofen #takeo masaki #anon I love this #so much

[alhaitham-official]

Meow

Who are you?

#anon i love this #this is hilarious

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

#thank youuuu! squeeze that mentally unstable adult man! he needs it! #ask #anon ask #ghostsoap #soapghost #my art #cod fanart #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soap x ghost #doodle #fav hc about ghost is that he is so incredibly touch starved and everyone just assumes he hates touch #but Soap is so touchy he keeps forgetting not to hug and pat and lean on Ghost #and each time Ghost is like ‘what is happening to me?? why do I want to melt rn??? I think I’m in love???’ #outwardly he is a stone wall as usual #until Soap actually remembers to give Ghost space bc he thinks that’s what he wants #and Ghost has to finally be the one to reach out and ask for touch #and Soap is the happiest camper #from then on they are stuck together with glue #this all has nothing to do with your ask I’m sorry #I’ve got ghoap on the brain I can’t help it #complete side note: I have many asks in my inbox and I’m so happy y’all write!! just pls bear with me bc I am very slow to respond

[moechies]

sitting in between tojis legs and letting him play with ur nipples while whimpering n squirming !!! ^.^

“stop movin.”

the man grumbles, left hand sprawled over the fat of your tummy to hold you still. his right hand snakes under your loose top, rough pads of his fingertips coming up to tweak at your sensitive nipples.

“stop it , you pervert !”

his hand gropes the fat of your tit, thumb brushing over the sensitive nub.

“y’like it. doesn’t that make you the perv baby?”

you exempt a noise halfway between a gasp and a moan, head falling back into the divot of toji’s shoulder. your hand comes up to his, pulling at his hand in an attempt to stop the assault on your tits.

“stop it baby . let it happen, it feels good, doesn’t it?”

“but.. mmf— ‘s sensitive toji..”

his face brushes up against yours, pressing a sloppy kiss onto your swollen lips. your moans come out as gasps, feeling a chuckle reverberate from his mouth into yours when he realizes you’re unable to keep up with his pace.

“y’r nipples are so sore. dirty girl, y’want me to suck on ‘em?”

knowing him , he would anyways even if you had said no.

he flips you around , mounting your body onto his so that you’re facing him, scrunching your shirt up above your tits just enough to suckle on your fat buds, his roaming fingers coming up to tweak at the other.

somehow, it felt even dirtier allowing the man to feel you up with your shirt all bunched up instead of completely off .

“hah.. t-toji .”

“mm..”

he mumbles into your fat tit, the vibration making you shiver.

“g-gonna.. gonna cum, toji, wait—“

‘nasty girl .’

he mumbles into your chest followed with a chuckle , you sigh at the feeling. “cum f’me then . ”

and you rightfully do, body shivering as your hands grasp tighter onto the bed of toji’s hair. your moans turn into heavy gasps, whining when toji pulls off of your nipple with an obnoxiously loud ‘pop!’

his face is plaqued with a shit eating grin, one that resembles his growing pride.

his mouth connects to your bud by a string of his spit, flicking his tongue on your tit once again to clean you off.

he gives your bud a tough squeeze with his fingers, earning a deserving slap to his hand.

“owie ! stop it toji , y’r such a perv . . !”

“oh baby .” he lays his body atop of yours, pressing a hot kiss onto your lips.

“y’ just came untouched , ‘nd you’re calling me the perv ? get your facts straight , doll .”

#I LOVE THIS RWQUEST #anon u get it ily ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #toji fushiguro x reader #fushiguro toji x reader #toji <3 #jujutsu toji #toji smut #jjk toji #jujutsu kaisen toji #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #toji x y/n #toji x reader smut #toji x you #drabbles ⋆⑅˚₊ #requests ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

[cali]

inferno darling groudon supervises the end of a lot of things

crops and a link to this as a print

#my longest biggest hardest picture ever #if u love me zoom in and wade thru the lava and all that #art #i worked on this since that anon sent me a message let me check #JANUARY 10TH! #i work slow though #but it was 52 hours i counted #and my head changed a lot while working on it and it was very hard and and and and and #and im happy im done but also happy with the picturee 👍

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 4 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 4 spoilers #stage in playful land #i hope this is legible whoops #anon i am sorry but you made the fatal mistake of asking me to talk about diasomnia #insert 'i just think they're neat' jpg #i do like the other characters a lot but they are definitely my favorites #they just hit a lot of my favorite things in characters i guess! #yes even you sebek even though you keep shrieking NINGEN at me #(it's okay he gets Character Development™ later) #and their dynamic! it's great! these guys frikking love each other SO much and they WILL have terrible terrible angst about it #ohoho delicious #give me all your emotional hangups baybeeeee #also somewhere in there i went from 'i like them all equally (but lilia is the most fun to draw)' #to 'lilia is absolutely my favorite (and still the most fun to draw) (EVEN MORE fun now thank you swishy ponytail!)' #(it was probably when his candy coating got a little scratched and whoops all the tragedy fell out) #(where's that 'get loved loser' post because i need to staple it to lilia's forehead) #i am extremely bad at putting things into words so please don't ask me to explain it any further #just know that the diafam is everything to me and if we don't get more episode 7 soon i'm going to crumble into dust and blow away #we'll be getting the crowleytimes on monday and maybe there will be. idk. some foreshadowing or something in his groovy #probably not but LOOK i'm desperate

[markscherz]

Is there any frog species you have a grudge against?

Meet Gephyromantis (Phylacomantis) pseudoasper

Peak calling activity? Between 3 and 4 am 😡

Its preferred perch? The canvas of my tent 🙃

The decibels of its call? Jet-engine levels 🫨

The sound? Fuckin' Star Wars lasers.

#fuck this frog in particular #frog #bioacoustics #frog recording #sounds #amphibian #Madagascar #wildlife #animals #nature #herpetology #Gephyromantis #Gephyromantis pseudoasper #Phylacomantis #answers by Mark #anon #anonymous #I love them really #very round #but oh my god #so loud #literally impossible to sleep through #I had some really restless nights in this forest #also they only call every few minutes #so you have these lulls #followed by INCREDIBLY LOUD BURSTS OF SOUND

[lesbiandardevil]

story in two parts but im posting them again together cause its funnier

my commissions are open btw hii

#to that anon whining about fat falin habe you considered i can do whatever i want forever? #anyway i love drawing them being silleyyyy like arghh theyre just hanging out ?????? like that???????? #i miss them etc #farcille #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #my art #lesbians

[pirateprincessjess]

I forgot how to have a conversation because I was so excited for garlic bread… I can never go back to Walmart

#this is what the garlic bread Anon was referencing #I can’t believe I forgot to post this here #yall will love this #pirateprincessjess #garlic bread

[saltmalkin]

i liked your speed painting of your cat. very interesting style that came out of it. do you think you could try other drugs? i'd be interested to see how that affects how you paint your cat. i think a drunk painting could be funny :)

speed painting means i painted it fast not that I was high on meth oh my god

#drug cw #i love you anon thank you for making my night #ask

[becca-e-barnes]

Bucky pinning you down so you can’t squirm and he’s just sitting inside you while he tortures your clit feeling you clench around him. He makes you cum over and over until he finally cums.

Overstimulation + super soldier stamina = …

- 🍯

Dear God, I know I just don't have it in me to behave during cock-warming. When it comes down to it, I genuinely have no patience at all 😵‍💫

"You..." Bucky begins, pressing you down onto the bed before gripping your ankles and forcing you to flip over onto your front. "Have a problem with control."

With your face turned away from him, you can't help but smile to yourself. No one has ever said it out loud but you know he's right.

Being in control is where you're most comfortable. No hands are safer than your own. Except maybe his. You know he won't fuck this up.

"And you..." He continues, gathering your wrists behind your back, holding them tightly with one hand. "Need to learn how it feels to have control taken from you. Do you understand?"

As soon as you begin to nod your head, you feel him start to tape around your wrists, holding them together behind your back. Once he's content they're secure, he sits on the edge of the bed, facing the mirror before he pulls you onto his lap.

"Legs spread over the top of mine." He orders and you do as you're told, not because you have to but because you want to.

You notice the way your cunt is already glistening in the mirror and you're almost embarrassed because he hasn't even touched you yet.

"Fuck, you're made for this." He groans, lining his cock up to your slick entrance and you wonder if he's holding his breath too while he slides into you, as deep as your bodies will allow.

You're obsessed with the sight in front of you; your own naked body, with your legs spread so far apart you can see how your cunt is stuffed full of him.

Being shorter though, your feet can't touch the ground like this. There's no way you'll get enough leverage to fuck yourself on him but as soon as you start to tell him that, he silences you with two thick fingers between your lips.

"I'm not letting you fuck me." His free hand roams over your body, squeezing your breasts, pinching your nipples and then settling between your spread thighs.

"I'm going to play with you. I'm going to see how much you can take. I'm going to work out exactly how you like your clit stroked and I'm going to do that until your legs are shaking and your body won't let you cum any more. Maybe then I'll fuck you but sweetheart, that will be hours from now." His breath is hot against the side of your face, his fingers slipping from your mouth to your waist while he starts to flick gently against your clit.

"I'm going to start slowly. I'm going to do everything I can to drag this out as long as possible. I can feel every clench and flutter of this pretty little cunt and I'm going to enjoy it until you're dripping over my balls." At this rate, it won't be long until you're dripping onto the carpet, never mind over him. You dreamed he'd want to take control like this but you never imagined the way your body would respond.

"And then, when you've cum more times than you can handle, I'm going to tell you that I love you while I fuck you like I don't."

Update: Part 2

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #🍯 anon #bucky barnes smut #bucky barnes x reader smut #dom!bucky #I think this might be one of my favourites that I've written recently #That last line has been my go - to fantasy this week #it's come into my head every morning when I'm walking to the train #and I planned to write an exploration of it today #but you know #I like it just left there like that for now #I've spent most of my free time trying to book a mid-week city break #but I don't know where to start #I got a new piercing this week and I love it!! #but I was in work on Friday talking about it #and our graphic designer asked how many piercings I had #so I told him I have 8. So 3 in each ear #and the expression on his face was just pure maths #he didn’t question it lmao