#anj original

[anj-does-stuff]

Experimental commission for Roses 🌹

Commission Info

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[moka2016lesi]

#original content #pet #my dog #original post #anjing

[nicktremblaywayfu]

Went here just to say hi. Idk if you're open to some Dr. Harrow x OC headcanons, so you don't have to do it and pretend I don't say anything about it, but, if you do, i would love to see what's your take on Dr. Harrow x Wilbur.

This doodle right here is not to bribe you, by the way, obviously not, pemanis aja

Oh my god these bitches gay. Good for them food for them 

Halo papah simpenan gweh 🥵 sekarang ndempetin suami gweh juga ya pih ? //HEH

Anyway :

Their first meeting would be…a bit awkward. Like they both suddenly turned into some kind of highschool boys that fell in love on the first sight.

Because of Arkan’s white jacket, he thought he’s a doctor as well (request Arkan jadi dokter di dunia mun net biar klop aowkoawkowak)

Arkan couldn’t tell much about his past life to Dr. Harrow because we all know he was a pria dengan latar belakang tidak jelas (literally).

Their first date would consist of following Arkan’s date rule (mean no ewe dulu. nanti date sekian baru gas. tapi kalo mau langsung bole 👀) where they met in a coffee shop or a simple diner near Dr. Harrow’s workplace

Their height gap is not that much but i assume their age gap would be a bit of much since Arkan aint that old while Dr. Harrow was in his fifties.

Arkan would often visit Dr. Harrow’s mental hospital. Once he thought Dr. Harrow cheated on him as he was in a room with another man. Forgive his lovebird brain that can mess with his logic sometimes, cuz the other man was actually Marc, Dr. Harrow’s patient 😭

I imagine they don’t show PDA that much, and Dr.Harrow’s love language was words of assurance.

The time Dr. Harrow’s met Arkan’s tentacle-ly familiar, boi it gave him a heart attack lmao. He never expected his bf would bring a literal abomination monster with tentacles.

People would point out their similarities. White streaked hair, formal outfits fashion, AVIATOR GLASSES, SAME MOUSTACHE STYLE OH MY GOD THESE MOFOS MADE FOR EACH OTHER ASJDLAKDS.

Dr. Harrow would be the dominant in the relationship (romantic part) as he was an old schooler, he felt like he’s the one who was responsible in the relationship as he’s the man, despite both of them are men 😭

Arkan didn’t mind the split-bill in date but not Dr. Harrow. He hated it. He has to be the one who pays for it.

Idk if Arkan can cook or nah but Dr. Harrow would be the cook in the house.

Since they have close height, Arkan would often steal Dr. Harrow’s outfit. The sweater he often wore? off they went to Arkan.

Also their glasses are so alike, hence Dr. Harrow often mistaken Arkan’s glasses as his.

Their relationship was so tender that they rarely had arguments. No shouting or yelling, especially Dr. Harrow knew how to deal with conflicts peacefully

Minus thing was Dr. Harrow can be manipulative sometimes, especially for the relationship sake.

(He’s still Arthur Harrow and we all know it’s not Harrow without manipulation.)

Arkan would invite Dr. Harrow to his…”home” 

Spoiler : Dr. Harrow fainted in the backroom.

Overall their relationship would be the kind that tumblr and twitter cry over for a whole week due to them being wholesome to each other.

Oh and I imagine them giving the vibe of Bill and Frank from TLOU when they reached their old ages.

NSFW (18+ ONLY)

#arthur harrow #arthur harrow x oc #dr. harrow #dr. harrow x oc #ethan hawke #ethan hawke x oc #moon knight #original character #moots request #soopkreem #anjing ganteng banget dua dilf ini

[original393photo]

2022年7月19日, 火曜日。

#my pets #original content #slugs #dogs #anjing #siput

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Winners!

Congratulations to FRobin! These two are without doubt the realest couple in the competition. But, for an f/m couple to win a shipping war on tumblr, you gotta realize there's nothing straight about it, as several Anons pointed out 😂

However, it's good too see that an f/f couple took second place and an m/m couple third place! Representation done well, guys!

Special mention to SanUso for almost stealing third place away from KidKiller! The end result was 50.8% vs 49.2% so a VERY close call!

The bonus polls for the 5 excluded popular ships and frobin will be up at 7PM (CET), and some other bonus polls will come out during the week as well.

P.S. KidKiller art by @anj-does-stuff. Check out the full art and original post here!

#one piece #frobin #navi #namivivi #kidkiller #op shipping war #winners #results reblog

[gremlins-hotel]

alfred rocking some different flight jackets (nerd stuff under cut)

The flight jacket, an iconic piece of any aviator's outerwear. Before they ever became symbols of fashion and the 'exalted' place that came with the occupation of pilot, the flight jacket as we know it was first made for function. Aircraft of World War I and the earliest designs were open cockpit machines, and many would remain that way in the Interbellum. All that to say this paramount paraphernalia's original purpose was to keep an aviator warm in the sky.

Keep in mind that the images above may not reflect every specimen of their type. Jackets differed in design by manufacturer, production block, and even by the military branch (Navy jackets also often have a different name) & unit ordering them. A great example is the wide range of looks for the quintessential B-3. My apologies in advance for them being all American designs. I would love to show off some of the British flight jackets, but I would rather do a little more research (and practice drawing Arthur more)!

A-1 (1927-1931) A thin leather jacket designed for lower altitudes and made with a flattering fit high on the waist, the A-1 was the kickstart to the wide variety the Army Air Corps would come to know. The A-1 had differing designs between the Navy and the infant Air Corps, and early A-1s are distinguished by having seven buttons and a knit collar, which later models did not keep. However, later models did retain the knit waistband and cuffs.

A-2 (1931-1943) The direct successor to the A-1, the A-2 quickly replaced its older brother. This is one of the more recognizable jackets from the States after becoming the standard for the Air Corps in the early 1930s. The quality of the jackets would fall due to wartime rationing, with early designs of horsehide and silk becoming goatskin and cotton, however, the general look remained. The A-2 was still primarily for open cockpit designs, lower altitudes, and warmer climes. Identifiable from the A-1 by its snap-down leather collar, zipper, and varying shapes and sizes of a hook-and-eye clasp at the collar to close it.

G-1 (1938-present) This looker would replace the A-2 in form and function during the 1940s, first becoming popular with the Army and Navy before being adopted by USAAF. Originally named the ANJ-3/AN-J-3 the jacket gained its new designation by the time the Air Corps caught on. The G-1 came with a mouton collar and a bi-swing back to allow for greater arm movement, meanwhile, it lacked the over-zipper 'wind flap' of its predecessors. A keen eye for pop culture might realize that this is the jacket from the 1986 hit Top Gun.

B-3 (1934-1943) Ah, the B-3! Commonly known simply as the "bomber jacket," the B-3 was made with a high-altitude bomber in mind, unlike previous designs. Incredibly bulky and lined with sheepskin the B-3 was made to keep crews at 25,000 feet above from freezing in their unpressurized cabins, with many such as the early B-17 Flying Fortresses possessing open waist gunner ports. The wide collar could be closed with two leather straps and the jacket did not come with the famous knit waistband or cuffs that others did. "The General" was a B-3 design made specifically for General George S. Patton, who popularized the B-3 outside of the Air Corps. (The B-3 had a slimmer cousin - the B-6 - designed as the 'quality of life' inside bombers improved, such as pressurized cabins.)

B-7 (1941-1942) Short-lived, the B-7 Parka was manufactured for pilots operating in the brutal cold of Alaska. However, not much is known of it due to its limited production. In fact, the B-7 was discontinued swiftly due to its high manufacturing cost. Either way, the B-7 is a funky one-off that is easily distinguishable from the lineup by its three-quarter length and coyote-lined hood.

B-15 (1944-1954) The infamous green flight jacket that many today typically know as the "bomber jacket". The B-15 quickly replaced its older brother, the B-10 (1943-1944). Like other designs it had many variations. Similar to the G-1, the B-15 shared the same pocket design and lack of a wind flap, yet the B-15 was cloth with a mouton collar and a knit waistband and cuffs. The shell was produced in a range of materials including nylon and cotton-rayon. It was lighter weight and far less warm than its sheepskin predecessors and spoke to the advancements in aviation technology. A quirk of its design that soon became standard was the designated pen pocket on the upper left arm.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

#hetalia #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #hetalia headcanons #historical hetalia #alpha romeo tango #gremlin's things with wings #alfred f. jones // daring to fly #back at you guys again with an aviation-flavored infodump #as the owner of an a-2 jacket i must sing its praises for i have taken many a glorious nap within its shell #someday i'm going to be that weird old neighbor with a bunch of weird shit like flight jackets in my closet just for the shits

[sexhaver]

i was inspired to start building an Anje cEDH deck based around Animate Dead + Worldgorger Dragon + quite literally every single legal Madness card but quickly discovered two things:

there is no room for originality and this decklist is pretty well solved, lol (this is the best example i could find). turns out that having ~80% of the list fixed from the get-go and the remainder of the deck blindingly obvious leaves a grand total of maybe 5 deck slots that can reasonably be experimented with

okay, so, we all know how Worldgorger + Animate Dead works, right?

you have the dragon in your 'yard and Animate Dead in hand, you bring back the dragon using the enchantment, it exiles all your shit including the enchantment, which then makes you sacrifice the dragon, which then brings BACK all your stuff including the enchantment, and you tap all your lands to float mana real quick before starting the cycle over again. basic stuff. obviously, because it's so straightforward, it's easy to see that the same combo works with these cards:

but. it turns out there is a fourth card this same combo works with.

this is optimal to run as a win condition in a real, viable cEDH deck. i am so fucking unbelievably mad right now.

[heythereitsanj]

INPRINT decided to cooperate o7

So I'm slowly building some selected artworks for sale. Old and new, from originals to Hetalia to Spiderdads! If you would buy something from my selection put in the replies what that would be, I'd appreciate it. ALSO

#and some better watermark placement #polls #inprint #help

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

Saint Beramun of the Wheel / Saint Tena of Revolution

Regular name Beremuntena the Brave, First/Third Circle, 6’2

Gender: sure. sexuality: knife. execution status: judge, jury, and executioner

Well. So. She’s a little fucked up in the head. Top ten guys with an intensely rigid moral code that doesn’t even really serve her but fuck if she’s not following it. She served in the war with Anje and Geram and went home to find her hometown destroyed by her own army and her [GUY] facedown dead in the mud, and then proceeded to hang out with the only other surviving guy from there for the rest of his life but also never talk about it ever again. Was one of the three original guys in the original relief effort that became the saints! Weird toxic gay thing with Anje about it (derogatory) that turned very sour very quickly. She took it really hard when ppl started trying to make a religion out of her and her buddies and decided the best thing to do about that (since none of THEM were gonna do anything besides try and politely dissuade it) was to kill them all publicly and individually! Which did kind of do the trick since at least now she doesn’t have to hear about it anymore but also now there’s nothing left for her to do but fuck off into the hills to fight whatever she can find until she gets herself killed.

Pros and cons below the cut!

Pros:

Big hot lady with a sword. I know my audience

Pink

Hangs out with a guy who has a dog?

Cons:

Not nice. Will not be nice to you.

Might kill you if she gets invested enough

If she’s not invested enough she will forget who you are entirely the second y’all are finished

The other guy she hangs out with has a massive crush on her and WILL hate you and make it weird (“that’s a bonus if you’re into cucking” — @wildfandom)

The three of them map pretty well onto any mean girl trio in existence (Heathers, Mean Girls, etc) except for the part where Tena isn’t even cool. Nobody likes her that much and she has no clout.

Despite the executions and the army career, she managed to basically avoid the idea that People Die When They Are Killed until she bashed her “best friend” (they don’t even like each other but they’ve been inseparable since she was eight)‘s head in with a rock after finishing the executions and fucking off into the hills

#toxic yuri let’s hear it for toxic yuri #Saint smash or pass #just me #beremuntena ballad brothers

[salanaii]

Learn Korean with me - Week 17

Day 1 - 3: Vocab

** Don't forget your journals and of course Netflix.

과 Gwa

And/section/with

하고 Ha go

And/do

이 I

This/these/i(sound)

와 Wa

And/wow/wa(sound)

예 Ye

Yes

제가 Je ga

I

위 Wi

Above/on/top

국민 Gug min

People

물건 Mur geon

Objects/things

동물 Dong mur

Animal

사람 Sa ram

Person

책 Chaeg

Book

에 E

On/to/at

장소 Jang so

Place

친구 Chin gu

Friend

커피 Keo pi

Coffee

남자들 Nam ja deur

Men

들 Deur

Field

멋없습니다 Meos eobs seub ni da

Are not stylish/is not cool/are not cool

안녕하세요 An nyeon ha se yo

Hello

노래합니다 No rae hab ni da

Sing/sings/is singing

바다 Ba da

Sea/ocean

가족 Ga jog

Family

공 Gong

Zero/ball

만나서반갑습니다 Man na seo ban gaq seub n I da

Nice to meet you

출신 Chur sin

Origin

환영합니다 Hwan yeong hab ni da

Welcome/you are welcome

맛있습니다 Mas iss seub ni da

Tastes good/is delicious

맛없습니다 Mas eobs seub ni da

Is tastless/is not delicious/tastes bad

길 Gir

Road/street

안녕히계세요 An nyeong hi gye se yo

Goodbye

먹습니 다 Meog seub ni da

Drink/am eating/eats

마십니다 Ma sib ni da

Drinks, drink, are drinking

멋있습니다 Meos iss seub ni da

Are cool/is cool

산 San

Living/alive/mountains/bought

적습니다 Jeog seub ni da

There are few

재미없습니다 Jae mi eobs seub ni da

Is boring/are boring

걷습니다 Geod seub ni da

Are walking/walk/walks

재미있습니다 Jae mi iss seub ni da

Are interesting/is interesting/ is fun

갑니다 Gab ni da

Go(to)/is going/ am going

옵니다 Ob ni da

Is coming/are coming/come

뜁니다 Ttwib ni da

Jumps/runs/run

달립니다 Dar rib ni da

Run/runs/are running

웃습니다 Us seub ni da

Smile/laughs/laugh

앉습니다 Anj seub ni da

Sits/sit

넘어집니다 Neom eo jiq ni da

Falls down/ fall down/ falls

생각합니다 Saeng gag hab ni da

Thinks/think

같이 Gat i

With/with me/together

함게 Ham gge

With/together

섭니다 Seob ni da

Stands/stop/stops

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[anj-does-stuff]

Commission for @tranquilrabbit!

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[moka2016lesi]

#original content #my dog #pet #original post #anjing #犬

[dzthenerd490]

File: Gemini Home Entertainment - The Iris

Original Creator: @GEMINIHOMEENTERTAINMENT

Go Support their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@GEMINIHOMEENTERTAINMENT/videos

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Warning! The following is to only be seen by administrators and O5 council members. If you are not of Level 5 Clearance, you will be exterminated by order of the O5 council!

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Final Warning for Administrative Staff viewing this File. The File relating to SCP-ANO has been confirmed to be an Info Hazard created by SCP-ANO. In fact, the Foundation staff member who wrote this file unfortunately had to be executed as he started transforming into an instance of SCP-AMZ. Before reading this file, please take your Mixed Class F/H/C Amnestics. This warning does not apply to those that have the “The Cure” and/or are capable of “Brain Twisting”.

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SCP#: ANO

Code Name: THE IRIS/ Yaldabaoth's Bastard Child.

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: Joint Task Force Cronus-Ω "God Eaters" is to watch over SCP-ANO and monitor its movement throughout our Solar System. They are also to work on creating new and more powerful weapons to one day destroy SCP-ANO as containment has been deemed impossible... your efforts are in vain.

Meanwhile, Joint Task Force Zagreus-B "The Falcon's Egg" is to start project "Sedum" right away... I'll always find you.

Description: SCP-ANO is an anomalous celestial body that is made entirely of anomalous biological flesh. SCP-ANO is completely alive and sentient able to manipulate its own mass as well as the mass of organic and even non-organic material around it. The biological mass seems to be able to survive and even thrive in space without any form of atmosphere. Dr. Davis took the liberty of naming this anomalous biomass "Star Flesh", to make it easier to categorize. Essentially "Star Flesh" is a type of biomass that is somehow able to survive in the vacuum of space and can generate its own gravity. Furthermore, it's "Star Flesh" seems to be made of cells that can be categorized as Deus Cellulis. Deus Cellulis are biological cells that carry the consciousness of their host even when cut off allowing them to act as an independent and lesser version of the host. Furthmore, Deus Cellulis cells are able to shift their biology with extreme ease and understanding, allowing them to mimic or even assimilate other organisms whenever they desire to increase their own biomass. Unfortunately, after this discovery, Dr. Davis died via suicide due to intense paranoia... He is with us now.

SCP-ANO is able to spread its biomass onto other celestial bodies to create parasitic like organisms on them. These organisms allow SCP-ANO to control these planets as if it was a secondary body. One of the most notable instances of this is SCP-ANJ, thought its currently believed to be the only instance of this anomaly created, it's been theorized that SCP-ANO created one within earth... The garden grows as the crops mature.

SCP-ANO like SCP-ANJ is able to freely move throughout our solar system and can sometimes be seen over the skies of earth. Somehow it is able to get extremely close to the planet and not interfere with the atmosphere, ocean levels, or gravity of the planet; how this is possible is unknown. Seemingly SCP-ANO can manifest on the skies of earth instantaneously, only to disappear in the next, again how this is possible is unknown. For whatever reason SCP-ANO has placed itself right in-between Neptune and Pluto... We are with you now.

SCP-ANO also has several "moons" that float around it at seemingly random intervals with no clear gravitational pull or even coordination at all. Furthermore these "moons" are all organic in nature but somehow each one has a different biological signature. The number of these “moons” are quite large but impossible to count accurately, there have even been sightings of “moons” orbiting other “moons”. Dr. Peach has concluded that this is the result of SCP-ANO having consumed other worlds. He believes that SCP-ANO collects what's left of a world it has consumed and transforms it into a "moon" to act as a trophy as well as its "children". Though how SCP-ANO does this is unknown, what is known is that if Dr. Peach's theory is true, then earth is most certainly next... The countdown begins.

SCP-ANO is not only fully sentient but is able to have a psychic connection with every single anomalous entity it has created. As such it has been using its anomalous entities such as SCP-AMZ, SCP-ANE, and SCP-ANJ to further its anomalous goals. Each one not only carries SCP-ANO's consciousness but can also act as living satellites to carry SCP-ANO's messages to technology and organic minds of earth. SCP-ANO is able to control the mind of very few people on earth by making them have dreams of the future and convincing them that SCP-ANO is a god that needs their help to ascend. This range of influence SCP-ANO has unfortunately spread to more advanced technology and more humans as time goes on. If this continues, SCP-ANO will one day have enough power to control all life, whether it be organic, inorganic, synthetic, mechanical, or even digital; nothing would be able to resist SCP-ANO's control... Look at the stars moving, can't you hear me?

SCP-ANO was discovered in 1798 only 10 years after the Foundation was created. Making it one of the earliest Anomalies found by the Foundation. Originally SCP-ANO was seen as just a harmless celestial anomaly and it was agreed by the O5 Council and eventually the, at the time, Global Paranormal Control Alliance should only be delt with by hiding its existence from space observations organizations when they formed, like Nasa when it formed in 1958. However, it was quickly seen as a threat about a century later when SCP-ANJ was discovered in 1935. Followed by this was a massive surge of SCP-ANE and SCP-AMZ instances which were originally believed to be completely unrelated anomalies... such young minds, look how wrong you were.

Once The Global Occult Coalition and the Church of Maxwellism joined the Global Paranormal Control Alliance in 1950, it was renamed into the Anomalous Correction and Protection Alliance. Furthermore, it was agreed that all organizations needed to pool in their resources, technologies, and anomalous items to create 30 space stations that circle our entire solar system. This would eventually become known to the Foundation as Joint Task Force Cronus-Ω "God Eaters" thought it goes by other names within other organizations of the ACPA. Each Foundation personal as well as allies of the ACPA live, work, get married, have kids, and die on these ships never having seen earth. Furthermore no one on any ACPA owned planet such as Venus, Earth, the Moon, Mars, and Saturn's Titan, are to never know the existence of JTF Cronus-Ω, the only exception is the united councils of the ACPA. The purpose of JTF Cronus-Ω's space stations is to ensure that the ACPA will not only be aware of SCP-ANO's location at all times as well as to create weapons to eventually destroy SCP-ANO but to also help defend the solar system should another celestial body class anomaly come into our Solar System. The people of who first boarded the stations of JTF Cronus-Ω knew that they would die on these ships and that their children would grow up on the same ships to never know what it's like to be on a planet, but they took on the task anyway to ensure that humanity had a fighting chance against SCP-ANO... Their blood is still warm.

Simultaneously 20 ships containing embryos which are cloned from various ACPA members, robots and A.I. created by the combined ACPA organizations, the most advanced terraforming equipment in existence, as well as a vast archive of all the information gathered by the ACPA were shot out into space beyond our solar system to begin project "Sedum". project "Sedum" is a joint operation between all organizations of the ACPA that was created to ensure that if our solar system was ever destroyed by an anomaly too powerful for the ACPA to combat against, at least humanity and its knowledge would survive on another planet. These ships, the robots guarding them, and the A.I. guiding them are known as Joint Task Force Zagreus-B "The Falcon's Egg" by the Foundation and by other names within the ACPA. Like JTF Cronus-Ω the existence of this force is to never be known by anyone other than the united councils of the ACPA. Furthermore, it was agreed that another 10 ships carrying updated archives, terraforming tools, embryos, robots, and A.I. was to be deployed beyond our Solar System every three decades until SCP-ANO is destroyed, or it destroys us... willing food falls into the maw.

Ultimately despite the Foundations, as well as the other organizations of the ACPA’s best efforts, SCP-ANO cannot be killed. None-the-less, the Foundation continues to work to neutralize the Eldridge horror of SCP-ANO as well as all the abominations it has created... Wretched Hands... Can’t you see? YOUR ALREADY TOO LATE!

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

#DZtheNerd #SCP: Horror Movie Files #SCP Foundation #scp fanfiction #scp au #SCP #gemini home entertainment #GHE #wood crawlers #nature's mockery #Neptune #The Iris #it is with us now #laughing at us #EATING US

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Battle for 3rd Place

KidKiller art by @anj-does-stuff. Check out the full art and original post here!

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for Kid x Killer:

The loyalty, the way they praise each other, their past, the aesthetic, Kid's reaction to seeing Killer with a SMILE in Wano, the fact the Kid's hobby is listening to music while Killer's is playing the drums, they are made for one another.

That sweet sweet captain/first mate loyalty…can’t be beat

Killer and kids are cannonicly ride or die

Murder couple, captain x first mate will always have special place in my heart, childhood friends bonus, love that they're just unashamedly bastards together and separately

OMG they care so much for each other!!! Kid called Killer his partner! They are mates for life! 💕

Child. Hood. Best. Friends. You want more? *cracks knuckles* Growing up beside one another, calling one another partner, only ever seeing Kid crying and losing his hard head persona when it involves Killer, Killer calming down after being reunited with Kid for a bit, KILLER KNOWING WHERE - down to the centimetre- TO CUT HAWKINS’ ARM SO HE DOESN’T HARM KID!!! THE!!! CENTIMETRE!!! That’s some intimate level of knowledge right there!

Propaganda for Sanji x Usopp:

PLEASE they are so great for the needs love/gives love dynamic because it goes both ways.

My fav somewhat rare pair. I specifically love on skypiea when Sanji sacrifices himself to save Usopp from Enel. (And of course the scene when they wake up from their injuries holding hands!!!!)

It is simply the best Sanji ship I’m afraid

Consider: they cute

#one piece #kidkiller #sanuso #op shipping war #battle for third place #grand finale #tournament poll #mlm losers fight 😋

[bendy-and-buddies]

To celebrate the Dark Revival... we uncovered something sitting in the archives for quite some time.

This is a script. One for a special that was apparently slotted to be released in the month of April originally. That was all that could be discerned from the documents, what year in specific is still lost. There are even a select number of characters exclusive to this script who appear nowhere else across the Bendy IP prior to the 1990s.

((short version: Here's an "April Fools special" that's been a low effort WIP script for a long, long, LONG time. Enjoy the crack.))

DUE TO THE OUTLANDISHLY VAST FAN-DEMAND, BENDY AND BUDDIES IS NOW PERMANANTLY CHANGED TO SUIT THE HIGH DEMANDS YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS WANTED! SO PLEASE ENJOY THE NEW, AND IMPROVED, BENDY AND BUDDIES AND THE INK MACHINE ADVENTURES!!!

[Bendy and Buddies and Etc. is filmed in front of a fictional studio audience.]

 

Angie; “Bendy! I was hoping that the both of us could visit the beach once more, mayhap we can bring the others as well?”

Bendy; “Ah, sure Anj! Sounds like it’d be fu-“

(Alice walk in and puts her arms around Bendy, very deliberately having his head near her breasts. Cue sitcom audience cheers as Alice enters.)

Alice; “Ohhh, but Bendy just promised to take me out for a date! So sorry, maybe he can play little games with you some other time, sweetums~?”

Bendy; “Alice, c’mon! she was inviting all of us! She wasn’t excluding you on purpose or something, right?”

Angie; “Um... yes, of course she may accompany us! I do not see why Alice canno-”

(Alice and Bendy make quick confused noises at Angie’s response before resuming.)

Alice; “Oh, of course! It is just like privileged little you to try and take Bendy all for yourself! Sorry airhead, but Bendy is far too grown up for a childish little girly-girl like you! A handsome devil like this deserves a real woman like me!”

 

(bouncy sound effects to imply her boobs are flopping around.)

Angie; “But, Lady Alice, I never intended-!”

Bendy; (anxiously, under his breath) “Anj, just grab my arm!”

(Angie tries to reason peacefully until Bendy gestures her to grab hold of one of his arms. Alice has his other arm in the usual love-triangle tug-of-war scenario/trope. Angie looks less “grumpy” and more uncomfortable)

 

Bendy; “Ladies, ladies! Please, there’s plenty of the Devil Darling to go around!”

Angie; “You are in samples??”

(Bendy’s surprised, laughs a bit and is about to correct her until Alice cuts in again)

Alice; “It’s an expression, nitwit! See Bendy? Why bother with this Dumb Dora, when you can have a Darlin Dame~?”

(Angie is saddened by the persistent bullying from Alice’s end)

Bendy; (angrily to Alice, under his breath again) “You’re not helpi-!”

 

(cut to Boris nearby with a banjo)

Boris; “Gee wiz Bendy, quite the heartbreaker lately aren’cha?”

Bendy; (dramatically) “it’s my devilish charms, I can’t help it!”

Boris; “One’a these days it’s gonna be yer downfall, attracting so many-“

(Sammy shows up the hell out of nowhere.)

 

Sammy; “Wonderful Lord Bendy! Let me sniff your holy panties!”

Boris: “Well, if it isn’t that super-wacky Sammy! The head of the Music Department who has no note-worthy character outside of blindly worshiping Bendy! He was never a toon like us, but… um, guess he’s here anyway! Hooray!”

Sammy; “insert anime joke here!”

Bendy; (in pure dread) “Oh no-“

 

(And now Wally shows up, also the hell out of nowhere.)

Wally; “Regardless of how Bendy’s lovelife goes, if it makes another damn tidal wave of a mess I gotta clean up: I’M OUTTA HERE!”

(stupid laughtracks playing)

Alice; “He said the catchphrase!”

Bendy; “Wally the Janitor is just hilarious in everything he pops up in, right everyone!?”

Boris; “Sponsored by the following companies listed.” (onscreen there’s several of the in-universe businesses in the canon-verse. Maybe throw in a reference to other fictitious companies? Acme is a definite one to add.)

 

Bendy; “Actually, Alice… I don’t think you really specified where you wanted to have that date anyway, where were you thinking?”

Alice; “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, my Widdle Debil! Infact, I want all of you to come with, please do follow your angel!”

Bendy and Boris; (failing to see how suspicious that was) “Sounds good to me!”

As Bendy, Boris and Sammy obediently follow Alice, Angie is called by someone else off-screen the opposite way.

 

Angie; “Wait, what was that?”

(murmured gibberish a’la Peanuts is heard)

Angie; “Oh um, alright then.”

 

(The ‘gang’, sans Angie, arrive at Joey Drew Studios. I’ll prolly just take a photo of whatever animation studio or old building from google and slap the JDS logo on top of it. Laziness!) 

 

Alice; “And here we are!”

Bendy; “Uhh… Alice??”

Boris; “Isn’t this the old studio?... Y’know, as in that place where all of us experienced terrible, traumatic pasts involving human experimentation and brutal ritualistic sacrifices that’ve left us all emotionally and mentally scared forever and other dark, gruesome things like that?”

(Bendy is a little taken aback by Boris’ detailed description.)

Bendy; “… Yeah… I thought we all vowed to never come back here…? Wasn’t finally getting out a highly triumphant moment for us or something?”

Sammy; “Lord Bendy, your buttocks is scrumptious like hamburgers!”

 

Alice; “Oh, I assure you! I have very good reasons for why I chose to take you all here! I have one… no, TWO very important things I’ve needed to show you all for a long time!”

Bendy; “Only now this has been brought up??”

Alice; “both are a lot to take in, but I need you to trust me… do you doubt your angel~?”

Bendy; “Ahh… fine then.”

Boris; “I’m ready for anything.”

(Alice looks up and calls to someone)

Alice; “Alright deary-pie, you can come out now!”

(stupid dramatic sound effects as the apparent newcomer is revealed)

Geno-Fur; “Hello, everyone!! It’s me, Geno-Fur!!”

Sudden Narrator; “Thaaaat’s right! It’s Geno-Fur the DemonAngel, the most powerful cartoon character in all of Toon Town! The perky, talented daughter of Bendy the Demon and Alice Angel with the help of the Ink Machine, this cute toon angel demon girl has an inner inky darkness unlike any other! She’s oh-so deep, mysterious and meaningful everyone!”

 

Bendy; (more and more like he’s reading it off a script) “Oh my Satan! Alice, we have a long-lost daughter who is beautiful and an objectively perfect and wonderful blend of who we both are! And will probably easily surpass us in popularity! If I had known we had such a blessing who totally didn’t just fall out of the sky, I would have dropped everything, married you and center my entire life around you both!

Sammy; “Praise be unto the blessed firstborn!”

(Boris is bug-eyed, genuinely dumbfounded by what is happening before him)

Boris; “UM…??”

 

Geno-Fur; “OMG! Mommy, Daddy, thank you so much! You even brought my husband here to see me!

(Geno-Fur hugs Boris hard enough to pop his spine, he’s in pain. “CAN’T… B-BREATHE-!!” his poor banjo has snapped in two. To Boris’ luck, Geno-Fur releases him.)

Bendy; (zero effort on his part) “Don’t go breakin’ my princess’s heart, Boris…”

Alice; “I love beautiful reunions!”

Sammy; “I shall always be a loyal, faithful Side-Hoe willing to pleasure you, your Queen, and your glorious child, my Lord!”

 

Boris; “Guys, none of this is in my copy of the script, what’s going on?!?”

Alice; “I’ll gladly answer that! What’s going on is my second reason…”

(Alice wipes the side of her face to reveal the same gross Scarface thing going on with Susie-Alice. Shock Horror, she’s also Susie-Alice.)

Alice: “As it turns out, I’m still not near as perfect as I’d like to be!! AH-HAHAHA!”

(Alice cackles evilly as she grabs Boris and drags him into the building. Yes, exactly like the end of Chapter 3.)

Boris; (As he’s spirited away) “WHAAAAAT THEEEEE HAYSTAAACK!?....”

 

Bendy; “What!? Oh god, Boris!! Hang on buddy, I’m coming!”

(a panicking Bendy runs in to rescue Boris, Sammy and Geno-Fur follow)

Sammy; “M’Lawd! I will follow you to the ends of the earth!”

Geno-Fur; “Mommy!! Daddy!! Why can’t we settle this like normal people!?”

(Bendy is desperately trudging into the studio, unknowingly he is very slowly melting into his monster-form we are all familiar with as he becomes exhausted)

Bendy; “Boris, please hang on!! I’m coming...!! .. Augh… Maybe… Maybe I should hit the gym? NO!! No, I’m fine!! Goddamned fine!! I just gotta… Gotta keep going… Wait, wait… why is my sweat this… thick and… dark?”

(Bendy’s then surprised upon overhearing something, looking to the side to find Henry somewhere in the distance and humming to himself- probably doing one of the Chapter 3 tasks)

Henry; “Joey Drew he likes big fingers in his ass, Joey Drew he likes big fingers in his ass, fingers in his ass, he likes in his-” (yes. It’s that meme. I have zero shame.)

(Bendy slowly becomes angered)

Bendy; “Henry… Henry!!”

(this gets Henry’s startled attention. As Bendy rants he slowly completes his transformation into Monster-Bendy.)

Bendy; “My old, actual for-real creator, Henry… You left everyone… You left ME! Why didn’t you stay!? Was I just a mistake to you, blaming me for everything Joey did!? Why didn’t you love me, Henry!? Was I never good enough for you!? You LIED to us!! You never stopped Joey from all of the atrocities he committed!! You never came back!! You never played catch with me and called me ‘Sport’!! You never threw me a Birthday!! YOU NEVER BOUGHT ME A HAPPY MEAL!!!”

Henry; “Oh gosh!”

(Henry zooms away as fast as he can, his warped and enraged cartoon-demon son giving chase. Suddenly Geno-Fur to the oh-so convenient rescue.)

Geno-Fur; “Oh my god, daddy!! Izzat you?? Ohmygaww I can see why mommy thot u wer hawt!!”

(Bendy is understandably confused by her appearance and comment.)

Bendy; “huh…what??”

(he looks back to where Henry was initially, however Henry’s already in a miracle station also conveniently nearby)

Bendy; “HE’S GONE!! Where did he-!?”

Geno-Fur; “Ummm like… you know that weird up-and-down door and room thingy with buttons??”

Bendy; (surprised at how goddamn stupid she is) “The… you mean the elevator?”

Geno-Fur; “Yeah!! The escalator! I think Henry’s using it to go down to liiiiike… Level 1000!”

Bendy; “…There is no Level 1000. The building doesn’t tunnel down THAT deep.”

Geno-Fur; “Exactly!! Like, he’s going so deep down he’s trying to get to a level that doesn’t exist! I’m sure that if you go all the way down to the last floor, you’ll find Henry! Good luck daddykins!”

Bendy; (half-assing at this point) “Well, I totally trust my perfect hybrid daughter to never lie to me ever and that alibi is highly convincing. I will go.”

(Bendy exists the scene in his usual spooky way, to which Henry hops back out of the station.)

Geno-Fur; “Hurry Henry!! We gotta save mah Woof Hubby and get out of here!! And bring mommy and daddy back with the power of family love!!”

(Geno-Fur tearfully exists, Henry following her.)

Henry; “This is what I got out of retirement for…”

 

(Cut to Alice’s super-duper evil lab room with Boris strapped to the operating table Frankenstein style. Alice is still acting in-character, in contrast Boris is basically left to ad-lib and isn’t entirely certain on the mood of the scene. Boris scratches at his neck, but quickly puts his arm back in as soon as he realizes they’re rolling.)

Alice; (some obligatory evil chuckling) “… And after I’ve done away with you, Henry AND Bendy, I can continue my makeover with no trouble or interruptions at all! Then I will have the popularity I was always destined for! Now, any last words before you fulfil your purpose, little wolfie~?”

Boris; “is it too early to make a ‘stole my heart’ joke, even though you got the REAL side-splitters, or...?”

(some muffled laughter off-stage is heard, implied to be Rodney behind the camera. Alice is unamused and gestures at Boris threateningly.)

Alice; “Be quiet or I’ll cut you open faster.”

Boris; “Alright, alright, I’ll shush…” 

The “mysterious” voice who may or may not be Rodney; “Bitter hag-”

 

(because of budgetary, technical, and time-related issues… we already skip over to chapter 4 events because we’re basically haphazardly trying to scrunch in the entire canon-game story, not caring if it makes any sense at all like always)

 

Henry; “Okay, so it’s only now occurred to me to ask; earlier, we were in the show… but as we kept going, all of a sudden we’re in the-?”

Geno-Fur; “YAWN! You’re boring old-man dinosaur talk is super boring, we’re not gonna rescue Boris fast enough if you don’t let me do all of the mouth-stuff! No wonder mommy and daddy wanna murder-fy you, LOL!”

Henry; “I… I don’t even- what the heck is a ‘LOL’, anyway!? Why are you helping me if you’re their daughter or something!?”

Geno-Fur; “Because I’m sooo nice!! :3”

Henry; “How… how do you even work??”

 

(The Butcher Gang mooks appear right the hell out of nowhere without Henry even opening any of the doors)

Charley; (in a grunty, zombie-ish way) “Now’s are time to shine, boys… Lets take all of our pent-up frustrations out on Henry!”

Geno-Fur; “OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD!!! SOOOO KAWAII! THESE GUYS ARE SOOO MY HUSBANDS!”

(she hugs all three up to her tumour-tits, immediately all their necks snap.)

Henry: (not even caring anymore) “I thought you said Boris was your husband.”

Geno-Fur; “Ummm, DUH? Of course, he is! You’ve clearly not been listening to me with your senile old-ness! Seriously, I thought the guy who drew ME would be super-hot and NOT some old BOOMER! Isn’t that right, husbands!?”

(she only now realises the 3 are dead and lets out a big Darth Vader “NOOOO!!!”, Henry is unfazed.)

 

(Meanwhile, back at Bendy’s Ink Machine throne room - Bendy was able to hear Geno-Fur’s annoying whine from several of those miles upwards)

Bendy; “the hell…? Ugh… probably my cue… A guy just can’t watch his own show on loop in peace anymore…”

(as Bendy speaks he’s existing his “castle” to return to the higher levels. Sammy abruptly appears again in one of the hallways Bendy passes.)

Sammy; “My Lord! I will always be gleeful and willing to perform any request you-!”

 

(Bendy, not even making eye-contact, clocks Sammy in the head with his “good toon hand” hard enough to put the walking notice-me-senpai-joke out cold, the sound effect a wet and loud POW. Mr Lawrence is unconscious. And maybe missing some teeth.)

 

Bendy; “Fuckin’ punchline…”

 

(Cut back to Henry and Geno-Fur at the carnival prototype area. The poor old man is being ranted at by the annoying Mary Sue disaster for killing her 3 other “husbands”. Even though that was her own fault.)

 

Geno-Fur; “Those valiant gentle-mans meant the world to me and now they’re all gross inky poopy-goop!! This is all YOUR fault, you ugly old murderer-guy, you!! Feel guilty for your evil sins!!”

Henry; “I never even touched them; YOU did that! Please tell me, are you some kinda alien who is trying to mimic what a toon looks and acts like? Because you’re failing miserably.”

Geno-Fur; “I’m young and pretty and you’re a wrinkly old fart!! That means I’m right and you’re wrong!!”

(Henry groans in annoyance, pinching the bridge of his nose)

Henry; “Alright then… Seeing as I’m clearly a hindrance to your ‘noble quest’ or… whatever, how’s about this: you go ahead and complete all of the puzzles needed to unlock the doors, while I search for any clues or another alternate route that could maybe get us into that haunted house faster? I mean, clearly, it’d be my only good contribution to your ‘mission’.”

Geno-Fur; “Pfff, I have a better idea! I’ll go ahead and complete all the puzzles needed to unlock the doors, while YOU search for any clues or another alternate route that could maybe get us into that haunted house faster! I mean, clearly, it’d be your only good contribution to my mission!”

 

(As Geno-Fur sneers she walks to the puzzle-room that has Norman in it, Henry has an expression that all but states he wants to see this obnoxious girl get hit by a truck.)

Henry; “You…go do that.”

Geno-Fur; “YAS! And I’ma doit like a sexy QUEEN~!!”

(As she enters the door shuts behind her, trapping her there until the task would be completed.)

Henry; “Okay then… Better think of something before she gets back. I can only put up with that rotten attitude for so long…”

(Before Henry knew it, he now hears several sounds indicative of clutter and a chase as he sadly must hear Geno-Fur’s voice once more, although muffled through the walls and corridors… There are gradually more muffled sounds of disaster around him, almost impossibly so as Geno-Fur’s whining can be heard amongst it. Sounds range from explosions, to car horns and all the way to an elephant. Henry is utterly lost.)

Henry; “What the devil is that brat doing!?”

(as soon as the noise dies down finally, all the doors and puzzles have spontaneously been completed. Whatever Geno-Fur caused in there, it finished everything for him.)

Henry; “Wait, already?... Huh, that screechy rat-girl helped with progress for once…”

 

(Not wasting any time, Henry hops into the attraction and heads towards one of the carts on the track. Extra sound-effects/in-game audio to indicate the ride starts, as Henry is slowly carted through the tunnel-portion the intercom is switched on, it’s Boris and Susie-Alice mid-conversation. Alice sounds angered with a reasonable Boris.)

Boris; “-I’m just saying, you weren’t part of Henry’s initial vision when making this show, and that isn’t a bad thing! I mean, Lola got popular after Space Jam-“

Susie-Alice; “And popular with who, exactly!? A bunch of perverts who don’t care about character! But as soon as I make it to the big top, the world will know I’m appealing in mind AND sexuality! So, what if I was Joey’s add-on!? I was the best thing to happen to you and Bendy’s sad little circus!”

Boris; “Alice, look, there’s no need to get hostile. I’ve been trying to help you and turn it around into something positive. You’re the one choosing to see it as something wrong. You’re not one of Henry’s characters like Bendy and I. That isn’t an insult, it’s what happened!”

Susie-Alice; “Well! You!... You’re just a sad, stupid mongrel who digs up bones! And your friend is a fat, gremlin slob who’ll never have anything near as wonderful as me!! How do you like that, huh!? What do have to say to that!?”

Boris; “I’d say now you’re just yelling like an angry school-kid ‘cuz you don’t have a point.”

 

(Henry pays no heed to the Halloween-themed pop-ups as he listens in awkwardly)

Henry; “I might’ve jumped in too soon...”

(Susie-Alice and Boris both let out surprised a “huh?”)

Henry; “Oh! Did… did you two hear me? Didn’t think it worked that way.”

Boris; “Howdy Henry! Real quick, was all’a that ruckus earlier from that Jenny-chick? Sounded like a twister full of cats was let loose in here!”

Susie-Alice; “How much did you hear!? Wait, wait!! How do you shut this off!? Can we do this over!? Make the cart stop right now! I was supposed to give a profound and depressing speech--!!”

(the intercom is abruptly cut as Alice panics, likely because she was scrambling on the buttons. Henry’s already at the “house” part of the ride with paintings and such.)

Henry; “… I’ll just tell her I only heard something about bones and gremlins.”

(As Henry is carted across the room, he comments on the environment casually)

Henry; “Wonder who did the paintings in here? I need to ask around when I can. I don’t think the poor fella ever got credit, knowing Joey’s ‘forgetfulness’… Bertrum prolly has the answer, if he’s still nearby.”

(Henry’s about to head into the dark tunnel where Boris *would* be there as a Frankenstein monster to make it stop… but no, he isn’t there. Not to any degree.)

Henry: “Uhh… ‘Oh no! what has she done to you!?’ …”

(He clears his throat, then adds more base to his voice)

Henry: “…’OH NO! what has she done to you!?’ …”

 

(Although Henry’s deeper into the darker portion of the ride than what was normal, his tired prayer is answered as a pair of hands latch onto the cart and force it to stop. They, however, are not Boris’ mega-hands… But Norman’s, as is indicative by what Henry can see as well as the grunts. He has removed the camera-head mask)

Henry: “… ‘Boris! What has she do-!?’ wait… wait, Nor-?”

(Norman, shrouded in shadows, cuts Henry off with a panicked “SHH!!”, then whispers...)

Norman: “Look, Hen, I’m having as hard a time to follow what’s going on as you are. I’m going to push you back and adjust the cart, so it doesn’t keep moving. This did not happen, and you never saw me!”

Henry: “Of course… Highly terrifying Ink-monster who I did not see here…”

Norman: “There we go.”

 

(As the not-Projectionist(?) stated, he shoved the cart back and made quick work to turn it in such a way that it wouldn’t continue onward on the track. Henry is awkwardly left alone waiting for the warped-Boris cue.)

Rodney, undoubtedly the cameraman now and in a snarky mood; “… Isn’t something supposed to happen in this clearly suspenseful climax we’ve been building up to?”

(There is a loud “BONK” sound effect as Rod is clocked on the noggin by somebody else, resulting in an annoyed “OW!! Son of a…!!” from him.)

 

(Susie-Alice enters the room without warning, very blatantly stalling for time with improvisations. Henry hardly reacts.)

Susie-Alice; “We meet again, Henry! You’re trapped in my web, and a little fly like you will have no chance of escape!”

Henry; “Didn’t you already use that spider-web analogy a while ago...?”

Susie-Alice; “Soon! Your face will be an analogy for all the pain and ruin you’ve done unto me which is very clearly your fault as much as Joeys’! But! Unlike your ruined face mine will be fixed and I’ll be the heavenly starlet idol I’ve always deserved to be!”

Henry; “You lost me.”

Susie-Alice; “And I’ll make you lose your head too! Literally, not figuratively!”

(she charges to him dramatically, brandishing a vase prop from the table. Henry leisurely hops out of the cart finally.)

Henry; “a cue to fight and defend myself, alrighty then...”

 

(Before Henry could spring into this on-the-spot “Boss Battle”, a sudden gent pipe whizzes through the air at a beeline to Susie-Alice’s head. It’s only hard enough to make her stop in her tracks with a surprised shriek and grunt to herself for a little in pain. Standing on top of the cart Henry had exited is “Allison Alice”. She’s posed dramatically and without Tom.)

“Allison”; “Please, don’t give up Henry! You’re our only hope!... Don’t know why I said that here and now, but I did…”

Henry; (fake gasp, he’s clearly getting tired) “Oh My Goodness, another Amy the Angel?”

“Allison”; “Um, it’s ‘Alice’-”

Henry; “-Dearie me, given that there have been dozens of Boris copies, does that mean there are just as many of you?”

“Allison”; “Honestly, you’ll love what I still remember about what happened to Lacie.”

(Susie moans about her brow hurting, “Allison” remembers her other lines.)

“Allison”; “OH! Uhh by the way Henry do not be deceived by this awful, evil witch! Even though I look even less like her, I’m absolutely the real and goody-good Alice Angel!”

 

(This accusation catches Susie-Alice’s attention, and she angrily glares daggers at her like a snobby teenaged girl who got upstaged at prom.)

Susie-Alice; “You attention-whore hussy! I’m the REAL Alice Angel!”

“Allison”; “No, I’M Alice!”

Susie-Alice; “I’m Alice Angel!”

“Allison”; “I’m Alice Angel!”

Susie-Alice; “I’m Alice Angel!”

“Allison”; “I’m Alice Angel!”

Susie-Alice; “I’m Dirty Dan!”

“Allison”; “I’m Dirty Dan!”

(they both pause)

Susie-Alice; “…Did that really just come out of our mouths-?”        

 

(explosion and clutter noises, everyone is surprised. It’s Geno-Fur having burst into the haunted house room through the wall.)

Geno-Fur; “Shit! I was so lucky daddy saved me from that creepy camera-head guy! He could’ve grabbed my sexy butt and make it all gross with the weird ink corruption!!”

Henry; (under his breath) “Why did neither of them strangle her…”

Geno-Fur; “Mommy! Stop it! I know you’re like so much more than all this darkness and suffering! I totes forgive you for turning my woof hubby all ugly, because I know we can all fix and love him together! You don’t have to stab anything! You nurtured me and made me the proud, talented, and strong woman I am today!”

“Allison”; “… are you talking to her or me??”

Geno-Fur; “Yes!!”

 

(Monster-Bendy’s signature Ink Aura seeps into the room as he suddenly approaches. Oh, the suspense!)

Henry, actually surprised by this; “Wait a minute, already?? How did he know to come right here!?”

Henry, now grumpily; “... It was that pea-brained banshee, wasn’t it. All of that obnoxious wailing lured him to us!”

Geno-Fur; “Shuttup! I’m legit the reason anything good happened here!!”

Henry, rolling his eyes; “Oh yeah. Sure…”

 

(Boris… Oh Sorry I mean Franken-Boris, finally enters the scene… however everyone is still talking, and he just stands there in the back awkwardly now that any room for his cue to start the monster act is completely null with the current cast ensemble. Once more, none of what is now transpiring was in his copy of the script. He’d be whistling and twiddling his “thumbs” if they weren’t so massive and heavy now.)

 

Monster-Bendy, finally; “Well, I for one can’t wait to make... Whatever her name is stay quiet ONCE AND FOR ALL! But first things first, my bloody and graphic vengeance on HENRY!”

Susie-Alice; “HEY! Wait your turn, fatty! I’m having vengeance on him FIRST!”

Monster-Bendy; “THE FUCK YOU JUST CALL ME!? FINE THEN, MY VENGENCE IS ON EVERY PATHETIC SOUL IN THIS ROOM!”

“Allison”; “I was supposed to get Hen out of here by now??”

Geno-Fur; “DADDYYYYYY! NUUUUUUU! LEMME TOK 2 U!!”

Monster-Bendy; “WHAT!?”

Geno-Fur; “Plz, DADDY!

Monster-Bendy; “I heard you the first time-”

 

Geno-Fur; “If you’re not able to look within your heart and see that this isn’t what you want…

Monster-Bendy; “Sweet Solomon, what am I in for.”

Geno-Fur; “I wrote a song, which was 100% not originally by Christina Aguilera, JUST for you about how killing the people you love is wrong, and that I’m your best daughter ever AND LOVE YOU no matter what! It’s really dope and super cooler than what happened in Goofy Movie and I practiced all of the Fortnight dances and Minecraft stuff for it that I put it to and EVERYTHING! Duncha remember you n mommys wedding?? It was super bomb and I was the best gothic flowergirl in fishnets, leather skirt, midnight black corset and red firey boots EVER! Jus remember all de times we were like the best sexiest fam in da WORLD! And after it’s all done, I can play fnaf games with you! And then later, we’ll have another episode where I’m in highschool and Boris-sempai meets me under the cherry-blossom trees and I made him been-toes n’ stuff, and we’re the best OTP ever and Romeo and Juliet could never hope to compare to how deep we got it! And then in the final season it’ll be revealed yer in love with Uncle Cuphead and mommy is all like-!”

 

Bendy is slack jawed at this stupidity. He finally snaps.

 

Bendy; “F-… Fortnight and..? Did I hear that? Stop the cameras. Hit the brakes. Back up the bus. STOP THE GODDAMN MUSIC! Listen, I’ve put up with a LOT of braindead pandering malarkey this episode, but shit like FORTNITE REFERENCES and other media where they don’t belong are where I’m drawing the damn line. That tears it! I’m leaving! I don’t give a shit about getting a check anymore! I have a cat to feed and play with back at home, and I’m not wasting anymore time or energy on this! I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS TRIPE!!”

 

As Bendy rants, he’s removing his huge monster-self costume. Boris struggles out of the fat-suit and discards the gigantic gloves, whipping one of the X’s off his eyelids. They were makeup.

Boris; “I’m right there with you, Bend. I didn’t spend three years religiously studying musical theatre and drama to be in this piece of cow dung!”

“Allison” removes her wig to reveal it’s been Maria the whole time, because the real Allison wanted no part in this.

Maria; “Personally I’d of taken so many fat ones to stay OUT of the camera.”

Boris; “...’Many fat’ what??”

Maria; “I’ll… say when we’re older!”

Boris; “Mari, all of us are presumed 20-somethings-“

 

Rodney, finally visible as he’s approaching the set: “Rufford could fart on paper, and that’d be better material than this slop.”

Boris; “Who’s to say he isn’t one of the prime suspects? I mean, if it wasn’t Mr. Drew, or Raph-”

Bendy; “I just remembered, where the Blue Hell’s Angie!? She straight-up VANISHED in the middle of act 1!”

Angie, muffled; “Um, I am in here!”

 

They all look to a wooden box nearby. Boris pries it open to reveal Angie squeezed within.

Angie; “Hello, my friends!”

Bendy; “Anj!”

Angie; “I was informed that this would be my best contribution to the project...”

Boris; “… Wait, why put Angie into one of the crates I was s’posed to SMASH to bits, according to my script copy?”

 

(Geno-Fur interrupts like always)

Geno-Fur; “NnnnnOOOO!!! You can’t leave now! It was getting soooo gooooood!! I WANT TO SPREAD THE FEELS OF MY FEELS SPEECH!!”

Bendy; “SHADDAP, you obnoxious personification of preteen fanfiction and anime-base art!! C’mon outta there Angie, Henry promised to take us out for donuts after this.”

Angie, freed from the crate; “Oh, lovely!”

Boris; “I call dibs on the first bear claw.”

Maria; “Oh, I can absolutely go for a cream-filling!”

Bendy; “Maria, just.. don’t..”

 

Alice, trying to get Maria’s attention but ultimately ignored; “Why did the pipe you throw at me SMELL ‘funny’!?”

Dolly enters, just as frustrated about this dumb performance as everybody else.

Dolly; “Ages and ages on EVERYONE’S makeup, and do I get any mention on the end-credits? When I looked them over, NO.”

Rodney, chiming in; “Damn good for a first shot at horror-film sorta faceups, if ya ask me.”

Dolly; “Aw, you!”

Bendy; “Yeah, you got an artists’ hand Dolly! I remember Boris and I having a double-take at how well you captured Alice’s inner evil.”

Dolly; “Spoiling me, every single one of you”

(distant sound of Alice grunting grumpily and walking away from the group.)

 

Norman, somewhere in the distance: “Let’s just wrap this up and go home everybody, Joey can get his ears hollered off later!”

Bertrum, further away: “MY SCENES WERE SKIPPED OVER ALTOGETHER! THE NERVE OF WHOEVER PLITHERED OUT THIS PIGS’ EXREMENT…!!”

 

(Various voices are heard as the entire crew dissipates. Improv whatever.)

 

Henry returns to the remaining “toon crew”, holding a set of car keys

Henry; “Ima’s offered to tag along and pitch in, donuts are our treat fellas!”

 

Bendy, Angie, Boris, and company (not counting Alice or Geno-Fur) cheer in delight as they follow Henry out to grab some good old Shipley’s. Although still close by, the metaphorical camera is on the lady-trio. They momentarily face the audience.

 

Dolly; “Just to clarify, none of that hogwash we trudged through is canon.”

Angie; “We still hope you were entertained, thank you dearly for coming!”

Maria, after blowing a kiss; “Goodnight, everybody!”

 

END.

#kind of a long read even if lazy so be ready #Happy November Fools #might add other scribly drawings later just so it's not JUST the crappy base edits of (spoiler)

[rinhaler]

Do you want tea? I'll give you tea anyways.

So, back in I don't know maybe March or something, the fandom that person was in had a big plagiarizer and ironically they were one the persons who gained semi popularity after helping expose the first plagiarizer.

A few months back, this saturnsatnin person stole an Elvis Presley fic from wattpad, right down to the notes 💀. So when the original author got wind of this, they told Lying Dumbass (let's call them the plagiarizer LD fn) to take it down. And LD's excuse was something along the lines of 'I can't, I wrote this, I didn't steal' and 'someone anon messaged me the entire detail of the stolen fic, from word to word , right down to the notes. I just wrote what they sent, it's not my fault :('.

They were exposed for stealing more people's fics.

Then they finally admitted that they stole the artwork from the original author's wattpad story, after denying that they didn't see it or even hear of what wattpad is 💀

Then they created a fake account to steal their own fics they had written before, send details about their own fake account stealing their own fics to others. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people didn't believe them.

Then they decided to leave Tumblr and give their account to someone they met online and that person is saturnsatnin now, allegedly (which I am bit suspicious of because who is this generous? But that's my opinion)

So yeah, this person or account to be frank, has always had the tendency to steal from other people, block them and make lame excuses when they are exposed.

If you want to look it this account's previous plagiarism, I think their previous @ used to be lettersfromvenus. And also keep an eye out on their bestfriend because this 'Anj' or whatever their name is, has excused their bestfriend's lying, stealing behavior before despite the evidence. I don't think it's too farfetched to assume that a person who is willing to be bestfriend with an exposed plagiarizer, is a plagiarizer themselves. (Side note: they are still defending the LD on their blog 💀 )

I hope you are doing well and lots of love to you 💗

(And if I accidentally end up sending this without anon, could you hide my name if you decide to answer this? I don't want them, their bestfriend or their minions to harass me)

Ur all good nonnie hehe ur identity is safe 🥰 yeah this whole situation is extremely odd and unsettling and with all of this additional information it's definitely getting worse 😂 people like that won't change either, I'm like 90% sure saturn is a minor because the whole situation and response has felt very childish and juvenile but idk... this is so so icky

thank u for reaching out bby ily!!! pls take care <3

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