#and whatever the fuck my loki character tag was

[nostalgia-tblr]

For anyone keeping track (no one), I have started watching the first Avengers film (MCU not the 60s TV show) but only while eating lunch so it's gonna take a while. So far Nick Fury has been assembling the Avengers (the film was initially released in the UK as Avengers Assemble - because of that 60s TV show - but it's not called that on D+ so I'm calling it what the Americans called it, just FYI) even though there's not yet anything for them to avenge as That Suit Guy (j/k I know his name too!!) isn't dead yet, and now they're on THE FUCKING VALIANT FROM DR WHO and I assume we're gonna continue assembling for a while as they're not all there yet.

MEANWHILE Loki (who is neither an alligator nor a woman in this???) is in a SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR with a bunch of his stans who are... idk something technobabble that involves irridium and anti-protons. He is there looking for the tesseract on behalf of ???? who I know will be revealed 47 films from now as... no, wait, it wasn't, was it? That was just announced on a website or something? So it could be LITERALLY ANYONE. The Avengers (in-progress) also seem to be after that thing, but I have already forgotten why everyone is wanting it, assuming it was mentioned (it probably was).

Thor hasn't shown up yet, but Arrows Hawkeye is working as a Loki Stan and there's Steve Rogers and THE HULK and The Only Woman One, whose power is that she's a Cold War assassin (??) and I think this one is the film where she gets called a cunt (!) and honestly I am not sure which of the men she's getting officially shipped with, I think Arrows Hawkeye though? Fairly sure, as the alternative is that a man and a woman like each other as people but not in a lusty way, which would never happen obviously. (Hey I may ship mostly het* pairings but I don't always like it!)

Based on the Valiant (if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I am guessing that the film ends with Loki dying in Thor's arms romantically but then I remembered that I know it can't because one of Loki got kidnapped from... either the end of this film or the start of the next one or POSSIBLY just from a later film's time-travel bit (???) but like... maybe they've edited this film secretly and I was right after all? But nobody else has watched it on Disney + recently so nobody knows yet? IT COULD HAPPEN.

Not sure what to make of this film so far, a lot's been going on yet also not much has been going on, and the one I like best so far (Suit Guy) is gonna die (NOT EVEN IN THOR'S ARMS ROMANTICALLY) and god Iron Man really hasn't aged well now that we have that one tech billionaire being a twat in public all the time to remind us what such people tend to be like. WHERE IS THOR????

*I say het but everyone in everything is bisexual, I know this because I thought of it and announced it on tumblr and will now say "I don't make the rules" to make it an objective FACT. I don't make the rules!!!

#the avengers (mcu edition not the 60s one) #(though if u close one eye and tilt ur head the black widow looks a wee bit like emma peel maybe?) #i like to think the lair of loki stans exists after this to post angrily on social media about how actually he did nothing wrong etc etc #let me know if loki's just working from a subway station that's still in use in this that'd be hilarious he'd be so annoyed by it all #torn on the tortured-by-thanos issue so far he does look messy but he might just have the flu and didn't want to back out #a lot of people are depending on him to jumpstart a movie superhero franchise he can't just take the day off can he #if loki took care of himself thor would be LITERALLY UNEMPLOYED how could he? how could YOU? #(the 'god of thunder' thing isn't a job he doesn't get paid for it so it's just a hobby) #(he doesn't even monetise that hobby! you think iron man would give you storms for free? EXACTLY. he'd have a patreon AT LEAST) #(“if you enjoyed this torrential rain pls tip me on ko-fi which is not pronounced like you think it is because it's a really BAD pun”) #mcu tag i guess #and whatever the fuck my loki character tag was #like i said i really do need to categorise my lokis more it's been bothering me for a while #reminder: i am here because they cast a woman in a previously-male role and SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THIS FILM. OR ANY OF THEM. D: #don't think the alligator's gonna turn up here either :( :( :( #otherwise it's just kind of fascinating what this film assumes i do and don't know about these characters #nick fury's a goth right?

[akaisenhatake]

pov them looking down at the mortals' questionable creations

bonus vv

them finding out about heimtreus ship

'they're so cute together' i find a bullet through my head more cuter than a kid shipped with an adult 😍

#'its the dynamic that we ship them for not the age' guess fucking what pal the dynamic ur referring to is power dynamic #with a goddamn kid #'just block the ship tag' yeah well doesnt help that you fellers also used the character's tag so they still pop up on my feed #dont give more excuses when youre very well aware of what ur doing #the fact that most of you are adults as well #but i learned that age doesnt equal maturity #do whatever the hell you want buddy #freedom of speech but no freedom of consequences #gow ragnarok #gow fanart #gow heimdall #heimdall #gow loki #gow atreus #atreus #my art #heimdall may be an asshole but he sure as hell aint letting any kid see the fuckin horror of what these people did to them

[imreaallyasorry]

The guys!!! But as!! Boys!!!

#art #digital art #character design #marvel #marvel comics #marvel thor in general #marvel comics thor #marvel comics loki #marvel loki in general #kid loki #kid thor #Loki is like: are you SEEING this shit?? #Thor: I don’t? care???? #brodinsons #don’t tag as thorki please <3 #I accidentally made the watermark way too prominent #whatever sighhh #fuck it we ball!!!! #I googled Norse jewelry and fashion and IMMEDIATELY gave up #I showed my wife this piece and she was like #omg they’re mewing #Thanks boo!

[alicerovai]

Man, I don't even go here (as in I'm not in the Loki fandom) but seriously what is the problem with some people??? It's like, you don't like a character? Fine! Totally normal. But maybe don't say shit like this to actual human beings???

It reminds me of when the last Star Wars trilogy came out and fans of R!ylo started harassing first regular people who shipped ReyFinn or even just liked Finn, and then took it far enough as to harass John Boyega himself on Twitter and threaten people if R!ylo wasn't canon. People I know directly have gotten DEATH THREATS for liking Izzy from OFMD, and I've heard more than one person say about at least two different characters in two different fandoms that they deliberately put their hate posts in the main tag or ship tag because "people who like (x) should have to read this kind of thing, and I force them if they won't" or similar. And being told it's triggering for some people responding with "anyone who likes (x) deserves to be triggered idc"

Fandom is supposed to be fun first and foremost, even with the angsty stuff or deep metas or whatever. I don't know how some people can't get it through their thick fucking skulls that there's a human being behind the screen and they deserve respect. If you don't like a character or a ship it's as easy as blocking the tag and not following that kind of content. What posseses people to harm other actual human beings over liking or disliking a character is beyond me.

People are insane. Or, maybe, they just need to go outside and breathe, touch grass and doing something, you know, real. Social medias are dissociative and day after day I feel the need to stay away from them, even though it’s hard because a good 80% of my job is there. The sylkis continued to repost the tweet and I silenced the post so I can’t see what they are saying about it. And I don’t give a damn about it!

[mojowitchcraft]

Writing Patterns

Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

I was tagged by @mixsethaddams🥰

First Lines!

Steve pockets his phone as he reaches the bar. From Late Bloomers 🌱🪻 This is the first Steve POV line which I wrote, but the fic actually starts with "Eddie is running late." In Eddie's POV which @arimakes wrote, fun to see the parallel there.

Wayne walks out of the post office in downtown Hawkins with a small package from Eddie under his arm and a rare smile on his face. From Watch Me 📼 📹

Stephanie Eve Harrington has it all, or at least it seems that way from the outside looking in. From The Ritual 🫦🩸

Sometimes Steve gets a kick out of imagining what his sixteen-year-old self would say about his current life. From Perfect Synchronicity 👂🍆

When Steve invited the group to his family’s ski chalet for the week leading up to Christmas, Eddie argued that he should drive them all up in his van since it has the most seats, plus extra room for all of their bags. From Leave The World Behind ⛷️🛌

He feels it again, a pulse of energy like a battering ram on the edge of his psyche. From Living In A Lunar Spell🦇🍦

Eddie’s walking home on an ordinary November night. From Hazy Shade 🥽🎃

After much cajoling from Gareth, Jeff, and Grant Eddie finally downloads Tinder. From It's A Match!📱➡️

Steve cuddles up behind Eddie, pushing his morning wood against Eddie’s ass while he sleeps. From C'mon Bambi, It's My Birthday 🦌🎁

Even though he knows that most kids will say the same about their own moms, Eddie Munson has always argued that his mom is the best mom ever. From The Untold History of Eddie Munson's Porn Box 🔞📦

Something I conciously do when I'm writing the first sentence of a fic, especially since I tend to write multiple POVs is that I always include the name of the character who's POV we're in so that the reader doesn't have to guess (unless i'm being intentionally ambigious like in LIALS where it starts with a cheeky lil Vecna POV) Sometimes I full name them, sometimes not... it's funny to see how everything kicks off though! I have noticed that I have the tendency to start sentences with the characters name so I've actively been trying to get away from that so every paragraph doesn't start with a name.

Last lines! Under the cut for spoilers and also this is getting LONG 😅

He drifts off smiling to himself, thoughts of Eddie floating through his head. From Late Bloomers 🌱🪻Chapter 5 Again, this is the last Steve POV but the chapter ends with a omniscient pov which Ari wrote.

Grant just smiles, and says, “I was saving it for today.” From Watch Me 📼 📹

Oh god, she’s created a monster. From The Ritual 🫦🩸

“Yeah, I do.” From Perfect Synchronicity 👂🍆

Ready for whatever comes next. From Leave The World Behind ⛷️🛌

Anything to help his buddy out.  From Living In A Lunar Spell🦇🍦Chapter 5/7 cause it's still unfinished 🫣

“Figured it was the least I could do.” From Hazy Shade 🥽🎃

 Somehow he can’t seem to care about being proven wrong. From It's A Match!📱➡️

“Love you too, Eddie.” From C'mon Bambi, It's My Birthday 🦌🎁

Thank fucking god his porn collection isn’t out on the coffee table when they get in there.  From The Untold History of Eddie Munson's Porn Box 🔞📦

I usually like to end on a happy/hopeful note but there's a few funny ones thrown in there too... damn I really want to write more in the Vamp Verse after Stevie gets turned into a vampire... they've got more suckin' and fuckin' to do!

No pressure tags: @arimakes @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @kiaramori @itcanbepalped @entanglednow @maryofdoom

#mojowitchcraft writes #writing game #tag game #writing patterns #fanfic writer #fanfic writing

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

Steve-You dropped a fucking building on a child

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53197786 by Thewolfprincess Literally just the crack Fanon interactions I want between characters Ignore canon here Words: 1157, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Other Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Bruce Banner, T'Challa (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Shuri, Peter Parker & T'Challa, James "Bucky" Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, Peter Parker & Thor, Loki & Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff & Peter Parker Additional Tags: No beta we die like half my favourite Characters did, Crack, peter meets the avengers, Natasha and Wanda meet peter and go this is my kid now, Completely chucking canon out the window, Whatever I say goes here, Chaos, I'm creating the completely fannon interactions I want, Italian Peter Parker read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/53197786

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

[howdoyousleep3]

out of all the people you could have paired together in your fic why did you choose the two BROTHERS when thor has popular queer ships as well as multiple love interest options? you couldnt go with peter quill, bruce banner, valkyrie, jane— you had to go with his BROTHER? 😭

So happy this is the one thing you wanted to share with me about my fic, something so minor that hasn’t been discussed or shown and won’t be for literal chapters. Maybe give the fic a read instead of taking a shit in my inbox because you saw a tagged relationship you didn’t like. Or don’t, I don’t give a fuck.

I like Loki. I don’t know the other characters you listed well. I have other plans for Bruce. They aren’t brothers in my fic. It’s a hinted at relationship.

I hate that I even took the time to answer this ask but 😗✌🏻 whatever. I’m gonna write what I want to write.

#askK #should just write the nastiest fucking sex scene imaginable between these two just for you nonnie lol #i remain unbothered #but add shit like this to the list of reasons I’m gonna bounce from tumblr so hard when this fic is over lol #anywayyyyyyyy #🤪

[arcielee]

2023 CHARACTER WRAPPED

Thank you my beloved(s) @black-dread @lonnson @aemondsbabe @sylasthegrim for this tag 💜

☆ Loki returns because I have mutuals who have been reblogging stories or have written masterful pieces (@/poetic-fiasco you specifically) and it made me remember my love for him.

☆ King Alfred. His character arc was wild, from him being a ho to so sexual repressed, it allowed a certain spice to be added to his every exchange with Uhtred... and I loved it.😆

☆ Lucia Aurelius [I Am The Villain, Webtoon]. I am obsessed with the art style, it is definitely my favorite comic for the year for me. It is a reused concept, but its pacing and narrative have me enthralled and I am just cheering for my girl 😭

☆ Freddie Mercury. I feel weird to place him, but it needs a mention since I dove into the BoRap fandom 5 years late and have fallen in love with this remarkable human being. This is because of his characterization by the talented Rami Malek and the literary creations by the masterful @inthedayswhenlandswerefew.

☆ Penelope Featherington. Her struggle between trying to become her own woman, while struggling with her unrequited for now crush and her own independence is relatable.

☆ Literally anyone from the One Piece live action. I am putting Mihawk cause he is pretty and cunty, but the whole damn cast, from MCs to side characters, was fucking amazing. I personally adored every episode, but please note that I have never seen the anime nor while I ever watch it as we are 1100+ episodes into it and I do not have the attention span.

☆ Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker. Returning to break my heart all over again.

☆ Aemond Targaryen. We knew he would be on this damn list. I love Ewan's portrayal of him and I loved the hot mess Aemond is in Fire & Blood. I am ready for season 2, whatever may come.

☆ I am stealing this from @/lonnson and putting the Coccham Gang up as well. The Last Kingdom was my favorite series I indulged with and I have rewatched it quite a bit.

Tumblr kindred spirits (no pressure tag): @poetic-fiasco @itbmojojoejo @gemini-mama @witheredoffherwitch @breanime @helaelaemond @zae5 @boundlessfantasy @bhxrdy @elizarbell @persephones-journey @babyblue711 @myfandomprompts and anyone else, if you see this tag me cause I want to know. 💜

#2023 CHARACTER WRAPPED #tag game #these are a few of my favorite fictional characters

[cha-melodius]

Dialogue Day

Prompt: share a section of dialogue that we like from our own work! It can be funny, sad, ridiculous, mysterious, plot-centric or just characters shooting the breeze…anything! And it can be from a WIP or a posted fic! It can be short or long! Let’s celebrate our beloveds having a chat.

Thanks to @rmd-writes for the tag! Ok so I agree this was tough, mostly because of the "or posted fic" option. Yeah, choosing dialogue out of that many published words was an impossible task. You were smart doing a theme, rae. Anyway, I decided to stick with two WIPs. And banter-y, because... banter lol.

From "Please Don't Let Me Be So Understood" aka Alex and Henry accidentally go to couples therapy, feat. a 'date' at Coney Island:

“It doesn’t look so bad from up here,” he says as he peers over the edge of the car at the Cyclone below them. The car rocks slightly, and a moment later Henry slides onto the bench next to him so that he can see what Alex is looking at. “Does that mean you want to go again?” he teases. “I’m afraid you’re on your own for support, though. I’m not sitting next to you after everything we’ve eaten.” “Fuck off,” Alex shoots back without a lick of heat. “You didn’t even want to go on it in the first place.” “You know, I reckon Lindbergh was onto something,” Henry muses, looking entirely too delighted by the whole turn of events. “I’ve created a monster,” Alex bemoans. “So you weren’t going to suggest a trip to the nearest Six Flags for our next date, then?” “I hate you,” Alex says, valiantly forcing himself to ignore the words next date.  Henry just looks smug. “Whatever you say.”

From "Just A Shot Away From You" aka 5+1 of Napoleon and Illya being ordered to kill each other:

“Cannot believe they think this was me,” Illya scoffs when Napoleon shows him the file. “Amateurs.” Napoleon doesn’t know if Illya is talking about the perpetrator or the CIA. Either is probably appropriate. “So you’ll help me catch him, right?” “Them,” Illya corrects. “What?” Illya turns two photos of different parts of the compound toward him. “More than one person was responsible. See?” He points to some strike patterns in the photos. “Different heights.” “Huh,” Napoleon says. “Didn’t notice that.” “That’s because you’re a terrible spy, Cowboy,” Illya says smugly. “Come on. Get Chop Shop Girl. We will catch them.”

No pressure tags @celeritas2997 @cricketnationrise @orchidscript @clottedcreamfudge @14carrotghoul @actual-sleeping-beauty @indomitable-love @mirilyawrites @heytheredeann @afewbulbsshortofatanningbed @ikeepwatchinghelicopters @hummingbee-o0o @xthelastknownsurvivorx @loki-is-my-kink-awakening and anyone else who wants to play!

#my wips #rwrb #firstprince #napollya #tmfu #dialogue day #just notice both of these end with a character being smug #oh well i have a brand

[sticks-and-souls]

20 Questions for Writers

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Only 5. Some of y'all write so fucking fast.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

19,583

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Basically just star wars, and within that, just The Clone Wars (but in my defense, that is a highly diverse universe). But I daydream around whatever media I'm consuming so if something sticks, I may write it (like Loki).

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Lmao, all five that I've written! But Battle Scars (star wars) and Moribund (loki) are basically tied in first place with each other.

5. Do you respond to comments?

Listen, I get really in my head about it. Like the answer is "yes" but also if it's been too long....then I feel like it's too late (RIP all comments for the 2nd chapter of Battle Scars). But comments are the BEST and I always appreciate it when an author responds to comments that I leave for them.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Ha! Moribund.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Off Duty?

8. Do you get hate on fics?

No, thank god. I don't know what I'd do.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Not....yet........

10. Do you write crossovers?

No but I have read some especially good ones.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of?

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I'm aware of? Seems unlikely.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, but I think it would be rad. If @mithrandirl ever wanders back to star wars I feel like we could create something great.

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Spuffy. The older I get the less I believe in "there's only one perfect person for you" and I'm much less rigid about who I ship characters with. But Spuffy hit me before that time and even in rewatches of the series there is something so deeply intimate in the way Buffy and Spike understand each other, validate their strengths and weaknesses, and complement one another in the best way possible for the lives that they're living.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I don't have time for your naysaying! I will finish them all if I have to live to be 200 to do it!

16. What are your writing strengths?

Having my characters feel very true to character, I think? And dialogue maybe?

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Dude, I am so fucking slow at writing. My quality/speed relationship is a steep negative line.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Does it strengthen the writing, the story, or the characters?

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Before I realized that formulating entire stories in your head, and revisiting them over and over again until they're memorized, even if you never actually write it down still counts as writing (to me), Artemis Fowl.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

That's been posted? Battle Scars, but let the record show that Wa(te)r Born holds a very special place in my heart. I am deeply proud of the writing that I did there despite it being only 500 words.

But ultimately, my unpublished foxiyo fic is where my heart lies. Hopefully someday soon I'll start posting.

This is my extreeeeemely late response to @mithrandirl 's tag. I'm sitting at home sick so I'm not up for writing (is my excuse and I'm sticking with it) but I AM up for talking about writing. Tagging @ladysongmaster, @ninjigma, @captainlaurence, and @grave-cupcake, but if you write things consider this an open tag <3

#on writing #on fanfiction #questions game

[veliseraptor]

Frostmaster for the ship meme if you’re still accepting them!

oh 100% ship it and I feel like I can still say that even where I am with the mcu. whatever my gripes with Ragnarok (and I had gripes, though I'm not going to talk about them) the fact that it presented me with the opportunity for the fucked up power dynamics dubcon Loki ship of my dreams...brilliant, thanks for that.

What made you ship it?

I don't remember if this was something where I, like, came out of the theater shipping it. I don't think I did but it was, I believe, fairly close. Certainly I started writing it pretty fast.

I think I just watched the interactions Loki and the Grandmaster had on screen and went "oh that's got some fucked up potential in there :D" and ran with it.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

The fucked up power dynamics dubcon Loki ship of my dreams.

When you have a character who is very powerful and strong-willed it can be hard to find a ship that gives you the opportunity to really break them, because you have to find someone who is even better at playing the power game than they are, and who are also more ruthless and meaner, and sometimes there aren't a lot of those to go around.

Having an apathetic, amoral, cosmically powerful hedonist to play around with was such a gift on this front and I really cannot overstate that. Especially fun the ways that I got to break Loki with his own strengths.

It was just very tasty for me in ways I don't get to indulge all that often.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Based on the state of the tag the last time I ventured in it this is unpopular now, even if it wasn't necessarily at the time (some people were just loud):

The substantial number of "soft Frostmaster" shippers weren't just writing the most boring possible take on this ship, they were also actively writing against text and character in a way that was frankly laughable.

And I am going to put it that harshly, because that's what repeatedly calling me a "rape apologist" gets you.

#conversating #nagisachan1 #sakaar trash party #ship opinions meme

[bokatan]

15 Questions for 15 Mutuals

Tagged by @twosides--samecoin and .....i think somebody else tagged me in this as well, except i can't find it in my likes so uh. yeah. thank you though! Tagging: @dudethatsgay @kharonion @bluepriestess @kyngsnake @ragedaisy @buthappysoverrated @bleumanouche @millionsknives + anyone else who wants to participate

1: Are you named after anyone?

I am! My middle name is from a family friend that passed shortly before I was born. I've considered going by it since I like it more than my first name, however 1: it gets butchered even worse than my first name, and 2: it's extremely close to the name of a character from a podcast that was super popular on here back in the day and I don't want people to think I named myself after that character lmao.

2: When was the last time you cried?

shgdlusfhjgdffgifdshsg literally at work this morning, one of my favorite patients was put down last night and then again after my coworker got a really fucked up call and made me listen to it

3: Do you have kids?

Absolutely not.

4: Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Absolutely, I have a very dry sense of humor and it usually takes people a bit to catch on to that lmao. Doesn't translate much online but any of y'all that have talked to me or heard me on voice chat know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about

5: What sports do you play/have you played?

I did dance and figure skating for a few years when I was a kid, then picked up horseback riding and did that for ...12ish years I think? I started when I was like 10 and stopped in my early 20's. I don't currently do people sports but I'm starting to get into dog sports

6: What's the first thing you notice about people?

General vibes, I'm pretty observant and pick up on body language very quickly.

7: Eye color?

Green, with central heterochromia so my eyes are light brown/hazel in the middle. I may have given one of my OCs the same eye color

8: Scary movies or happy endings?

100% scary movies

9: Any special talents?

I'm good at reading people and can usually figure out what issues are going to come from them immediately. Like I've had a few friends that I thought would be flaky or sketchy on first impression, and years down the line - guess who's now being super flaky or sketchy. I've picked up on a few different work relationships/affairs way before that dirt's come up, too. I'm also apparently very intimidating irl and play into that a ton so I get to be the scary dog friend or whatever the kids are calling it nowadays

10: Where were you born?

Detroit

11: What are your hobbies?

Art, photography, crafting & cosplaying(this is probably like 8 different hobbies in one - I primarily do sewing, painting, sculpting, leatherwork, 3D printing + finishing 3D prints, vacuum forming and working with thermoplastics, etc etc), and basically anything involving animals - I'm really into dog training currently.

12: Do you have any pets?

My house is basically a zoo lmao. I'm apparently a stray collector or something because I keep either finding animals that don't get claimed or they get rehomed or surrendered to me. Here's a list of everyone:

Molly: ~10-12 year old seal APBT mix

Zelda: 5 year old black & white Great Dane

Lucy: 2 year old seal & white Siberian Husky & APBT mix

Obi: 8 year old black domestic longhair

Loki: 8 year old orange & white domestic shorthair

Oliver: 2 year old tuxedo domestic shorthair

Felix: ~2 year old tabby domestic shorthair

+ a currently unnamed alien betta - haven't posted pics yet since he's still settling in, but he's solid turquoise and very feisty.

13: How tall are you?

5'10"

14: Fave subject in school?

I really liked taking history classes, biology, & art. I also really liked the geology class I took way back, & I've had to take some various science-aligned classes for my program(example: art-based anatomy class focused on visible anatomy, how bodies move, range of motion for various joints and parts, etc) that were cool too.

15: Dream job?

I mean ideally I'd be getting paid to live in some rich guy's house and make whatever the hell kind of art I want, but that isn't a career path nowadays so I'll just say artist. I'm in school for game design and plan on going into concept art or character design, but who knows at this point.

#thanks for the tag!! #tag games

[inz-lokisdottir]

I posted 3,205 times in 2022

That's 2,861 more posts than 2021!

555 posts created (17%)

2,650 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dragonslayersigurd

@ask-scott-lang-whatever

@officialpeter-parker

I tagged 2,339 of my posts in 2022

Only 27% of my posts had no tags

#bugeater 🪳 - 575 posts

#antpapa - 299 posts

#papa scott - 151 posts

#buckpapa 🦾 - 141 posts

#baby inz 🧸 - 133 posts

#ooc post - 120 posts

#inz answers - 105 posts

#swag grey thing - 92 posts

#rudy - 87 posts

#inz mun - 79 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#((i started a few months ago and dropped it last month- but the summer holiday for me starts late july so i’ll try and start again too :d ))

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

👀.. So Peter told me that we might not actually be related.

- @official-rose-barton

So we are or aren’t-? I mean…Clint’s my uncle, Loki’s my dad, the whole family tree is confusing—

91 notes - Posted January 1, 2022

#4

How are you doing kiddo? You hungry? I’ll cook something for you if you’re hungry.

“I’m doing good, and honestly, now that you’ve brought it up, I am kinda hungry. I didn’t notice-”

92 notes - Posted July 17, 2022

#3

"They better be domesticated, young lady."

“The dragons? Uhhhh….most of them are!”

105 notes - Posted June 27, 2022

#2

"Welcome to the "never home for christmas" club."

@dragonslayersigurd

“You too? Well…I’m sorry about that, Siegfried. Is it a busy time for you or something?”

182 notes - Posted November 19, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

*Bucky is fighting off enemies as he crashes into you* "Oh shit - fuck - sorry...Wait, what are you doing here? Are you with them?" He questions, slightly concered. "No...you can't be with...them. S-Sorry, kid."

Inz in the meantime is also fighting off…the same enemies, her focus strong on her task before she bumps into Bucky, taking a few steps back. “…Bu…uhhh..” she was about to say his name before remembering he probably wouldn’t know who she was, unlike her who knew multiversal variants. “No no, I’m not with them. It’s fine Sergeant.” She replied before turning around to pull her dagger out and she was quick to…unalive them. “Sorry-”

375 notes - Posted June 27, 2022

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[kinghaargrove]

Name: Keltie Pronouns: she/they Preference of communication: Discord (available to mutuals upon request) Most active muse: Definitely Billy. Second place is tied up between Arthur Morgan and Jim Hopper. Experience / how many years: I want to say around 14/15 years of RP? I think I came to tumblr RPC around 2011 or 2012 Platforms you use: Tumblr & discord

Best experience: Despite how much of a raging dumpster fire this fandom can be?? I honestly think this might be my best experience so far, second only to my early days from when I was writing Loki. Putting the blinders on and ignoring fandom/interpersonal drama, I think I've made some pretty amazing new friends and like minded enthusiasts here. I wouldn't trade my circle of sweet beans for the world, and I'm grateful to have each and every single one of them, even those I don't get a chance to chat with as much as I'd like.

TLDR IF YOU'RE READING THIS I LOVE YOU, YES, YOU

Rp pet peeves: So many, but the biggest one? Fucking purity police culture. The "how dare you write a multifaceted yet ultimately troubled character, you must ALSO be a piece of shit!!" crowd. Villains, villain coded characters, and basic bitch troubled individuals/bullies are fun to write and I won't pretend that they aren't. MUN DOES NOT EQUAL MUSE. Please, by all means, tailor your own online experience how you see fit, but do not drag your problems with x character/scenario into other people's space, attack them, and try to claim moral superiority. By attacking people over a fictional character, you're automatically as bad, if not, worse than the fictional character you're bashing. You are hurting real people. Billy ant!s, I'm looking at you. Billy Hargrove is not in the room. Billy Hargrove has not and cannot actually hurt you. He's fake. Chill.

Fluff, angst, or smut: ALL. GOOD FOOD. It's hard to get Billy to a place to write fluff with him, but it's so rewarding those rare times it gets to happen. I enjoy angst more than the average person, I'm sure. Breaking the hearts of my RP partners is how I show love. As for smut - Billy is the horniest muse I've ever had, he wants smut in abundance. I find it hilarious because I, the mun, am asexual. Plots or memes: Both. Memes for the low brain days, but some of my most favourite plots have stemmed from those! Long or short replies: Whatever I'm in the mood for, though a lot of my stuff ends up long Best time to write: LMAOOO. Whenever I'm not busy or in chronic pain, rarely am I either. I do like the peace and freshness of mornings, but some of my best bangers I happen to push out late at night for some reason. Are you like your muses: Depends on which muse. When I was 17, my name might as well have been Billy Hargrove. I was in a Bad Place back then, I was the same kind of "bad survivor" of my circumstances. Of all the characters I've ever written, I think he's the most like me. It's a good thing I had people who believed in me and helped me get better, to be the person I'm proud to be, today. He never had that chance or those supports and it's part of why I write him. Even "bad survivors" can get better.

I am most certainly not like 99% of my other muses, though. I played a lot of villains back in the day. Billy’s my gentlest and mildest muse in a long time, by comparison.

tagged by: @firstcurse tagging: everyone who'd like to fill it out!

#ooc; kel speaks #[ boi that got longer than I thought it would LMAO ]

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

"This is going to be hell isn't it?"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50214667 by GreyIsAWeirdo Peter Anthony Stark or Peter Benjamin Parker as he is more commonly known. See the thing is; he is Tony and Pepper's biological son but due to the fact that both of them are in the limelight, they gave him a fake identity until he is of legal age to decide what he wants to do. So Peter B Parker is an orphan who lives with his Aunt May. Peter A Stark however lives with his dysfunctional family of Avengers and Starks. Peter B Parker is a nerd who is shy and doesn't know how to stand up for himself. Peter A Stark is still a nerd but he's snarky and oh yeah he's Spiderman. His Academic Decathlon team are going on a field trip to Stark Industries aka Avengers Tower and considering that's where he lives Peter can't really keep up the shy, defenceless act, so the eldest Stark kid persona is coming out to play. Words: 2674, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of I like making Peter suffer :] Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Harley Keener, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Shuri (Marvel), Yelena Belova, Kate Bishop, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pietro Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Avengers Team Members (Marvel), Guardians of the Galaxy Team Members (Marvel) Relationships: Harley Keener/Peter Parker, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Everyone, Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton & Kate Bishop, Clint Barton & Yelena Belova & Natasha Romanov Additional Tags: Gay Harley Keener, Bisexual Peter Parker, Established Relationship, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad", Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Sassy Peter Parker, Nicknames, BAMF Pepper Potts, BAMF Loki (Marvel), Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Peter Parker & Morgan Stark are Siblings (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Sarcastic Peter Parker, Loki & Peter Parker Friendship, Peter Parker & Shuri Friendship, gen z humor, Humor, Vines, Texting, BAMF Friday (Marvel), Cliche af, Harley is the Tour Guide, the avengers are embarrassing af, Author Is Sleep Deprived, peter parker is sleep deprived, Coffee Addict Tony Stark, coffee addict peter parker, endgame inifinty war and civil war can all fuck right off, Not Canon Compliant, Domestic Avengers, Swearing, Flash Thompson Being A Jerk, flash is a knob, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Peter Parker is Pepper Potts's Biological Child, Crack Treated Seriously, sorry - Freeform, im so fucking sorry for whatever poor soul has come across this., Neurodivergent Peter Parker, im fucking projecting bc ik im neurospicy but idk how so peter can fucking suffer, kidding i love him sm, there might be a bit of angst bc im an angst writer and i rlly cant help it, autocorrect is my bestie rn, any trope i can fit in, may isnt actually his aunt sorry, mr harrington is a legend, He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Peter Parker, mr harrington doesnt get paid enough for this., mr morita and mr harrington placed bets read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50214667

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

[muddyorbsblr]

I posted 1,424 times in 2022

That's 1,403 more posts than 2021!

239 posts created (17%)

1,185 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@lokisgoodgirl

@mochie85

@gigglingtigger

@fictive-sl0th

I tagged 154 of my posts in 2022

#loki x reader - 80 posts

#loki fanfiction - 66 posts

#loki fanfic - 66 posts

#muddyorbs writes - 62 posts

#loki x female reader - 60 posts

#loki laufeyson fanfic - 43 posts

#marvel fanfic - 37 posts

#marvel fanfiction - 37 posts

#mcu fanfiction - 35 posts

#dark!loki x reader - 17 posts

Longest Tag: 102 characters

#and me being convinced that loki can wield stormbreaker and used it to chop ballsack barney's head off

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

mission first, right?

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Summary: You're plagued with doubts when Loki goes radio silent in the middle of a mission after being tasked to acquire intelligence in the possession of a drop dead gorgeous woman.

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Word Count: 2.6k

Warnings: massive angst hours; insecure reader; language [let me know if i missed anything!]

Things to be aware of: really not much plot to this; if i'm being honest, this is just a vent piece

You knew it was a bad idea. Why didn't you listen to your gut when all this started a few months ago?

Oh. Right. You were too busy having said guts rearranged by your…what were you anyway? Friends with benefits? Booty calls with added perks? Lovers? You shuddered at that last word. Definitely not lovers. 

Dammit, you thought to yourself. I had my whole life planned out. Become a SHIELD Agent, level up in the ranks, qualify to try out for the Avengers program, become an Avenger. Getting into a situationship with Loki Laufeyson was not part of the plan, you bleeding nimrod.

Now you were here. Pacing the hotel room you two shared for this forsaken mission, waiting for him to return from seducing that absolute knockout of a target that you undoubtedly wanted to knock out with the butt of your standard issue pistol until her shiny new nose got dislodged from her perfectly nipped and tucked face. 

"We're going to need two of you to go undercover for this one," Rogers briefed the team. "Y/L/N. Laufeyson. You both haven't been spotted by the target, his daughter, or any member of their protection detail. Find the drive, clone it, bring it back here. By any means necessary." 

Upon Loki's raised hand, his brother responded with, "No, Loki, you may not kill unless it is deemed necessary by both you and Lady Y/N." 

"Yeah, Rock of Ages, so no stabbing." 

You didn't think that the drive was a trinket within the bracelet of Dasovich's daughter. That the procurement would require Loki's charms rather than your wiles. That you would have to listen to him use the same caressing tone that he'd used on you just a few short months ago that coaxed you into his bed. 

You didn't think it would hurt. To hear him use that tone with someone else. This was just supposed to be fun. An outlet for the both of you to release whatever pent up tension remained after training. Or missions that leaned more on the dangerous and violent rather than the clandestine and finessed. 

You were just supposed to be a means to each other's stress relief. An instrument towards a mutually reached orgasm. Nothing more. You didn't think—

Exactly, you fucking idiot, you didn't think, you hissed inwardly. You didn't think when you took him up on his offer, you weren't thinking when he first kissed you and slipped his tongue in your mouth, you weren't thinking the first time he used that same mouth and tongue to explore every fucking inch of your body, you weren't thinking the first or the second or the twelfth time he fucked you, and you sure as fuck weren't thinking when you fell in love with him.

"And now look where you are," you sighed into the empty room. 

The minutes turned into hours, with you on the precipice of getting on Tony's last nerve with your constant calls in of "Anything from Laufeyson?" every fifteen minutes, only to receive Steve's response of, "Sorry, Y/N. Still nothing. He must have removed his earpiece." 

"Can't imagine why," you said slyly on your last check in, receiving a chuckle from both Sam and Bucky. "But it's been hours shouldn't we go check on him?" 

"Maybe Horns just wants to be thorough," Sam quipped. "Can't blame him, that woman's practically a supermodel, I'd be thorough, too." 

Well you can't blame him but I sure as fuck can, you thought to yourself, Wilson's words cutting into your heart as if they were Loki's own daggers. "If he's not back in another fifteen minutes, I'm kicking the door in." 

"Jellybean, if Bambi's not back in ten, I'll send in his brother to get him." 

Then, as if on cue, the door to your room opened and in walked the raven-haired god, his suit pristine and not a hair out of place. As if you couldn't get any angrier; he couldn't even look disheveled after the fact because he could just put everything back in place with a wave of his hand. 

"Don't bother, Stark, he's here," you deadpanned. "Thanks." 

"Apologies, darling," he said, taking out his earpiece. "The drive took a while to clone." 

"I bet it did," you shot back, your tone unchanged. "Is she still breathing, at least?" 

"What? Of course she is, I swore not to kill her, did I not?" You felt him step closer to you, placing his hands on your upper arms. You shrugged him away. "Y/N?" He wrapped his arms around your waist; you maneuvered yourself out of his hold. "Darling?" He paused for a moment, probably noting the brass knuckles laid out on the desk next to your pistol, before he let out a chuckle. "Were you barging in to the room, dear Y/N? Come to rescue me?" 

You turned around to face him, the tears threatening to escape your eyes. "Sure, Laufeyson. Let's go with that." 

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460 notes - Posted October 20, 2022

#4

observing. learning. fantasizing.

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Summary: Loki's just been made King of Asgard and he needs to make sure that he tells you vital piece of information about him before you hear it from gossip mongerers among the realm

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Word Count: 4k

Warnings: 18+ (minors & pearl clutchers dni you've been warned) | smut; p in v; loss of virginity (m); fingering; oral sex (f receiving)

Things to be aware of: best friends to lovers

"Now when standing with a nobleman it is important to always stand a considerable distance behind him, and always to his left. This is to symbolize--Lady Y/N, I truly do understand that you would much rather your training be in the combat fields, but you are still a lady. The curriculum decided upon by the Queen was you were to undergo a full day of training in the ways of ladyship every fourth day of the week." 

You grumbled from your seat, your elbow propped on the desk as you slumped your chin down on your palm as a show of how increasingly dull you found this session…and every session before it. "While I also understand your intention of teaching me the ways of being a good nobleman's wife, Madame Adrianna, I simply fail to see the purpose of these lessons, considering that I have no intention to be simply a breeding station for some nobleman. And if this is truly the curriculum, then please do indulge me and tell me how come Lady Sif or Sir Fandral are not in attendance?"

She smiled down at you as if you were a petulant child looking for someone to drag into a punishment with you, which admittedly at the moment, you felt like that as well. "Lady Y/N, that is because they followed their curriculum when you were all much younger. If I recall correctly, instead of attending your lessons, you ran around wreaking havoc all over the palace and sitting in on magic lessons with Prince Loki." 

Madame Adrianna chuckled at your reaction of pursing your lips before breaking into a smug, tight-lipped smile as you recalled all the shenanigans you'd gotten yourself into throughout the centuries past at the influence of your best friend, the god of mischief, Asgard's dark prince. Though to you he was simply Loki, once a brilliant and misunderstood boy, and now a brilliant and misunderstood man who wielded his magic as if it were an extension of his body. 

What you wouldn't give for him to break into your lesson right now and save you from this boredom. And what you wouldn't give for him to feel even a sliver of affection towards you like you did for him. Hel, what you wouldn't give in order to acquire a potion that would make you look like the women in the leisure inns he was so frequently spotted in. 

I wonder if any of those women ever had to attend an etiquette class, you thought to yourself.

"And your thoughts have wandered off again," your instructor commented, snapping her fingers to call you back into the room. "Lady Y/N, if you are to be the prince's betrothed, you--" 

"What? Betrothed?" you snorted, earning you a stern look from her. "I assure you I am not to be betrothed to anyone. Loki is simply my dearest friend. Nothing more." You did your best to mask the bitterness in your tone at the end, but she still caught on, giving you a knowing smirk.

"Well, at least pay attention in our lessons so that you may learn to hide your disappointment better, because that, my dear, was atrocious." Both of you ended up chuckling over her remarks, agreeing to instead be taught how to mask one's emotions so that you could stop wearing them on your sleeve. 

Norns forbid that you lost your best friend all because you couldn't keep your envy over all the women he most definitely bedded at bay. 

Your lesson was once again interrupted, only this time not by your daydreaming. Rather it was jolted into silence by the sound of sharp, loud knocks on the classroom door. A member of the Einherjar peeked through the threshold. "Madame Adrianna, I apologize profusely to have to cut your lesson short. The King has ordered to see Lady Y/N." 

His words immediately brought you to your feet, apologizing to your instructor for having to take your leave so hastily. But when the King orders one's presence, one is obligated to make haste. You walked as fast as your legs could take you toward the throne room, pausing only when you heard some of the Allfather's chambermaids speaking of his current predicament.

"Odin's fallen to the Odinsleep," you muttered to yourself, your pace slowing. "Meaning that he is not King at the moment. It is not he who ordered my presence. And Thor's been banished to Midgard, which means--" 

You stopped in your tracks as the realization dawned on you. You had been heading to the throne room under the assumption that it was Odin who summoned you, when really it was…

"Loki," you exhaled his name in a panic, turning around and running toward his chambers. 

When you arrived at his chambers the palace guards stationed outside immediately opened his doors, announcing your presence. You stepped inside, walking a path all too familiar to you toward his study, puzzled to find no one there. After a few moments of roaming each area of his chambers and calling out his name, you found him in his bed chamber, sitting mutely on a chaise and holding Gungnir in  his hands.

"Would you prefer to be called Your Majesty or My King?" you called out in the most lighthearted tone  you could manage. In truth you were doing everything in your power to remain seemingly unfazed because the mere notion of calling him "My King" had you feeling the unmistakable pooling of arousal between your legs. 

His deep chuckle didn't help alleviate that growing ache one bit. "You know that I will always prefer you call me by my own name, darling. But if you insist on using my title, then I would prefer 'My King'," he answered you with a playful smirk, the ache in your core intensifying. "Y/N, I must tell you something. Before the entirety of Asgard hears of my new station and it reaches your ears in a manner beyond my control." His gaze met yours with a pleading look before his eyes began to darken as he roamed your form, biting his lip as he did.

"Alright out with it," you said with an exaggerated sigh, a pitiful attempt to mask how your heart constricted at the sight of what he'd just done. He looked back at you with furrowed brows as you explained, "You always make fun of me on Etiquette Day because I have to wear a dress, so go on. Out with it." You righted your stance animatedly for added effect. "With respect, of course. My King." 

"Is it already the fourth day of the week?" he murmured. "Truthfully, Y/N, I'd forgotten without the presence of my oaf of a brother constantly reminding the entire palace that it is 'his day'," he said the final part in his best impression of Thor, making you burst out in laughter. When he rose to his feet and placed Gungnir to stand against the wall, your heart caught in your throat once more, making it difficult to breathe especially when he strode toward you and framed your face gently with his large hands. "No jokes today, darling," he said softly, his thumbs gently stroking your cheeks. "You look divine. As you always do." 

You found it impossible think clearly when he was standing this close to you, touching you as he was now, speaking words of such tenderness that your mind began to wander off and speculate on whether this was how he'd speak to those women that he romanced in the leisure inns he frequented. That line of thinking left a bitter taste in your mouth, causing you step back from him. 

"So erm…" You cleared your throat, trying desperately to mask how flustered he'd made you over the last few moments. "What was it you wished to tell me? Surely you did not send an Einheri to extract me from my ever captivating etiquette classes with Madame Adrianna simply to tell me that I do not look like a complete jester today." 

"Darling you never look like a jester." His tone almost sounded stern, as if he did not appreciate the wording you'd chosen to describe yourself. He stepped toward you again, taking your hands in his. "I know of the talks in the palace regarding the places that I visit when night befalls the realm." 

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549 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

#3

lavender haze

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Summary: When a video of you and Loki goes viral, the world weighs in on your relationship. One comment in particular grates at Loki because it came from your mother.

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Word Count: 1.9k

Warnings: some angst; mentions of firearms, explosions, and axes at the beginning; light cussing; shitty parenting [let me know if i missed anything]

Things to be aware of: slightly insecure Loki hours

"Romanoff, your 5 o'clock!!" you bellowed from behind your cover, aiming at the head of the mercenary three feet away and sneaking up with an axe aimed at her head. You pulled the trigger before he could pull back and throw. 

The Russian looked back at the fallen mercenary and then at you, nodding once as both acknowledgement and gratitude. You peeked from behind the still upright slab of broken wall you were using as cover, firing at the mercenaries once more, trying to get them to at least stop firing at Nat so she could get to the case of botched super soldier serum that the group had somehow acquired. 

You heard a muffled call of your name vaguely somewhere behind you, but with the mercenaries now firing at you, you couldn't really afford to look back. When you ducked behind the wall once again to reload your pistol, you heard the sound of a much larger weapon firing and headed for your direction. 

"Y/N!!" You turned your head in the direction of the loud cry of your name, finding Loki charging toward your direction, his arms outstretched pointed at something to your right. When you looked, you were floored to be three feet away from a rocket pointed directly at you floating midair, surrounded by the unmistakable green of your boyfriend's magic. 

He made quick work to turn the trajectory around back to the shooter before running toward you and shielding you both from the explosion with his cape. "Are you alright, darling?" His hand cupped your face, thumb stroking your cheek, almost making the world and the chaos around you fade away. 

"I'm fine." You held the side of his face, pulling him until his forehead was leaning against yours. "Mischief, I'm okay. Go. Finish the mission, remember?"

"You are more important to me than this mission. I'm bringing you to the exfiltration point. Now, my love." 

"We can't go. Nat's still there. Getting the serums. I have to cover her. She's my partner—"

"And you're my priority," he insisted. You gave him a look, as if pleading that he see your reason, making him sigh. "You cover Agent Romanoff. I will cover you." 

"Thank you." You pulled him towards you and he wrapped his arm around you as he pressed a quick kiss to your lips. "I love you." And then you turned back and began to shoot at the mercenaries again.

"I'm clear. I got the serums," Nat's voice rang through your earpiece. 

"I'm clear, too. Let's go." 

When you three got back to the Quinjet, you were greeted with one smirking Tony Stark. "You two chaotic lovebirds," he said, pointing a finger between you and Loki. "A bystander took a video of you two. Kissing. You're going viral." 

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582 notes - Posted October 22, 2022

#2

talking in your sleep pt 2

Summary: You wake up 14 hours after your Melatonin-aided much needed sleep and face the aftermath of your confession to Loki. A confession you believed was a dream.

Pairing: Loki x Reader (friends to lovers)

Word Count: 2.6k

Warnings: implied smut, Loki being hot (not sure if this needs to be a warning but it's there), mild angst (?) [let me know if i missed anything!]

The first thing you noticed when you woke up was that it was dark outside. You'd slept the day away. Maybe even more. But you felt rested, fully energized, ready to go back to your office and face the behemoth that was the security system of the Ten Rings.

Just as you were about to stand up and head back to said office, you vaguely remembered Tony's words about not wanting to see you in your office for the next seven days. That was when you noticed the next thing. This wasn't your home. You didn't even remember leaving the tower. But you did remember bits and pieces of a conversation between Loki and Natasha arguing about whose room you would sleep in.

"FRIDAY?" you called out into the dark empty space. 

"Yes, Miss Y/L/N?" the AI answered. 

"Could you tell me what day it is, how long I've been asleep, and then turn the lights on at 50%?" 

"Certainly, Miss Y/L/N. It's Friday, the 16th, and you were asleep for fourteen hours. Turning on lights at 50% brightness." As light slowly filled the room, you took note of your surroundings. The neatly organized shelves, the helmets hung on the walls, the emerald green bedspread that was an almost exact match to the clothes you were wearing.

You groaned. "I'm in Loki's room?" 

"Indeed you are, Miss Y/L/N. And I've been instructed by Mister Laufeyson to tell you to meet him at the kitchen when you wake. Will that be all?" 

"Yes, FRIDAY, that will be all. Thank you." You took a look around the room, trying to remember anything more than fleeting moments of the last two hours before you fell asleep, to no avail. So you decided instead to follow FRIDAY's words and make your way down to the kitchen to meet Loki. 

Once you reached the bottom of the stairs, you noticed that the tower was strangely quiet for a Friday night. "Lo?" you called out into the quiet space, your voice echoing from the walls.

"In here, darling," you heard him call out. When you walked into the kitchen, you had to catch yourself at the sight of him wearing only a pair of green silk pajama bottoms, a match to the sheets upstairs. You willed your eyes not to roam, not to appreciate his literal godly form, to keep them trained on his face. Big mistake, because once he turned around and his eyes met yours, a devilish smirk crossed his features and his eyes roamed your form. "You are quite the beguiling sight in my colors, dear Y/N. I may have to tell Romanoff she's not getting those clothes back." 

"You plan on keeping them for yourself?" you quipped, trying your best not to let his gaze affect you. But then he set the plate in his hand down and made his way over to you, crowding your space. 

"You have your wits about you again. That's good," he said in a low almost whisper. "You should tell her you're keeping this for yourself." His tone was almost authoritative, as if he wasn't giving you room to protest. You suddenly get flashbacks of him declaring that you would stay with him while you slept in that same tone. Except this time there was a softness to his words, like he was trying to wrap you in them, in his presence. 

It's like he's seducing me, you thought to yourself. But there's no way; you're being delusional, Y/N. Of course you were. He didn't see you that way. He never would. 

You struggled to compose yourself. "I thought you had a thing against people wearing your colors." 

You felt your heartbeat at your fingertips as you watched him raise his hand and slid his finger under and along the strap of your camisole. "Perhaps under the correct circumstances, I would be willing to share." And then he looked at you through his lashes and you could've sworn your heart stopped beating altogether. 

The way you saw it, there were two options. Keep the flirty banter going and see how far he'd take it, or stop it where it stood and play it off like a joke between friends. You didn't trust yourself not to get hurt with the first choice. "Pssh," you chuckled. "You know for a second there, Lo, I could've sworn you were flirting." And you gently nudged his hand away and sat down on a stool  by the kitchen island. "Where is everybody, by the way?" 

"They went out to one of Stark's many clubs to intoxicate themselves on inferior ale and gyrate all over strangers they will cease to remember by morning. Maximoff left that out for you and told me to make sure you ate it once you woke up." 

"Why didn't you go with them?" 

"Nothing in that image fit my rendition of an enjoyable time, darling. And there are far more important things to attend to." 

"Such as?"

"Ensuring that someone I care for is taken care of after she endangered herself the way she did this week." There was no mischief in his eyes as he said the words, as he stared into yours, like he was trying to see into your soul. "Y/N, swear to me you'll never be that reckless again. When you nearly fell earlier…" He seemed to fight back his sentiment.

You placed your hand over his. "I promise," you said softly. "I just forgot--"

"You cannot afford to forget these things, Y/N." His voice sounded almost desperate. Then he took a deep breath. "I don't want to live in a world bereft of you a day sooner than I absolutely have to. I do not wish to even contemplate that world, do you understand?" You had no words, no witty comebacks, no jokes, nothing. All you could do was nod as he held on to your free hand, returning your nod as he raised your joint hands to his lips and pressed a kiss to your knuckles. He then let go and motioned to the plate of pasta in front of you. "Eat, darling." 

You did your best to focus the next several minutes solely on finishing your plate, rather than allowing your mind to wander in the direction of the smoldering shirtless god standing by the counter pretending to leaf through a book, when in reality he was watching your every movement. 

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747 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

talking in your sleep pt 1

Summary: Loki returns from a recon mission to discover that you hadn't slept since he left. Four days ago. based on the prompt "I haven't slept in four days"

Pairing: Loki x Reader (friends to lovers)

Word Count: 3.1k

Warnings: accidental sleep deprivation, light cussing, mild angst (?), Tony's a bit of a dick [let me know if i missed anything!]

"Hey, Reindeer Games, quit blocking the door, will you? I get it, you want out of here already because you can't stand being around us. Trust me, the feeling's mutual. But standing at the door while the Quinjet's still landing won't change a damn thing."

"It will guarantee that I am the first one out these doors, Stark," Loki grumbled in response, not moving an inch from his position by the door. Stark wasn't entirely wrong; he truly didn't wish to be around the billionaire, or his oaf of a brother. But he wasn't entirely right, either; if he allowed himself a moment of honesty, he wanted out of the flying vessel so that he could see you again.

You'd started working for Stark shortly after the god had been sent back to Earth due to a deal made by Thor on his behalf with their father, the Allfather, that instead of wasting away in a cell in Asgard for a thousand years, Loki would be utilized as an asset by the Avengers along with his brother as recompense for his attack on New York. When you'd started working at the tower, you recognized him immediately because of how often the news bombarded you with his face in those few days as well as the weeks – the months, really – that followed.

Not that you were complaining, of course, it was a devastatingly handsome face.

He fully expected you to recoil the moment he saw the recognition in your eyes, but just as much as you could recognize his face immediately, you saw as well that he was not the same man--god, actually--that he was all those years ago when he led the Chitauri to wreak havoc in your home. So with all the confidence you could muster, you smiled at him just like you did the rest and said it was nice to meet him. And that started the two of you on your path to where you were now, friends. Close friends, to be certain, but despite the arguments that would be made by some that you were more.

You weren't more. He would surely know if you were.

"Leave my brother be, Stark. He does not simply wish to vacate this vessel because he's itching to be away from us. He also wishes to be reunited with our dear Lady Y/N." What was that mortal expression again? Even broken clocks were right twice a day? Yes. That was Loki's current sentiment towards his brother. Oftentimes he would read situations wrong, but this time he was dead on. 

"So what's the deal with you and her anyway, Rock of Ages? You hitting that?" 

Loki straightened his stance, as if ready to battle yet again, and faced his brother and Stark. "How dare you insinuate that I would ever harm so much as a hair on her head--"

"Brother, no, you misunderstand our genius friend." He scoffed at the words. "Friend" was not a word he would use to describe Stark. "He simply means to inquire if you're laying with Lady Y/N--"

"Don't be ridiculous, brother," he hissed. "I've simply grown accustomed to her company. And she's too intelligent to get involved with someone as nefarious as I." And too pure, he thought to himself. To make the misstep of courting her would only proceed to corrupt her untainted soul. 

"Oh I get it," Stark's words broke through his reverie. "He's in love." He didn't bother to even react to that observation. "Oh. Look at that. No snarky comeback? No 'you are all of you beneath me'? Are you actually--Oh my god Thor look at him he's seething!" 

"Stark, I implore you to desist." Thor's tone was now cautious. "Perhaps just leave him be for now." Unbeknownst to the god of mischief, his brother had observed how he behaved around you. How he treated you as if you were something precious, and on the occasions that he held you, it was as if you were a delicate petal that might wilt at his touch. Thor had his suspicions, but watching how his brother reacted to Stark's words cemented them into conclusions. His brother was in love with you, and he'd chosen the path that would risk nothing but guarantee that you stayed in his life. 

When the Quinjet landed and its doors opened, Loki let out a groaned "Finally" before striding through the Tower, down a path that was most certainly not to his chambers. Anyone who crossed his path knew to stay out of his way, what with the purposeful strides and the almost gleeful look on his face, there was no doubt he was on his way to you. 

It was only when he was just a few more steps away that he realized the sun had only began to break through the night clouds, not having fully risen. You weren't due to arrive at the Tower for another three hours.

So then why was he hearing movement coming from your office? At this hour? 

He closed the distance to your office and opened the door, half expecting staff to be doing their rounds. Instead he found you, furiously typing away at your computer as you always did, but looking more frazzled than usual.

"Y/N? Darling?" 

You jumped at the sound of his voice, not even registering a few moments ago that the door had opened. You turned your head and looked at the devastatingly handsome features of the god you were fortunate enough to call your friend. Even though every time you referred to him as such, a dull ache would make itself known in your heart. You wanted more. Of course you wanted more. You'd have to be a fool to look at him, to know him the way you did, and not want more. 

But you knew better. You knew your place. You were meek and unremarkable compared to the likes of a master assassin like Natasha, or a powerful witch like Wanda. You wouldn't even be able to defend yourself in a bar fight. Being his friend was all you'd ever get. And you had to be content with that.

I am content with that, you told yourself. Fooling absolutely no one.

"You're back already?" you blurted out, realizing you'd spent a few moments too long spaced out and staring, and hoping he didn't notice. 

"Already? Darling, I was gone for four days, I--hang on." He walked towards you, taking your hand and gently tugging you up to stand. And then he took a good hard look at you, as if trying to remember something. "Something feels amiss with you." 

"Y/N? You're way too early, even for you," Natasha's voice floated in to your office. She threw a quick glance Loki's way. "Welcome back, Laufeyson." Then she turned her attention back to you. "You're in the same clothes from Monday," she remarked, the concern beginning to lace through her voice as she observed the candy packets and coffee cups littered throughout your desk.

"Yeah. Because it's Monday," you answered, wondering why these two were acting so strange. 

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803 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

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