still will never get over the fact that we haven’t heard from Veronica since e35. She is the only spouse that has no clue what’s going on, she needs an update
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Screaming while thinking about how Dionysus got introduced to Olympus.
Beginning his life (if you don't count the Orphic myths) he's handed to Hermes who's constantly trying to find a babysitter for him while Hera is hunting him down. Eventually he goes to live with Rhea for a bit and then trains with Chiron before going out and exploring and stuff.
The Gigantomachy. Dionysus is either on the verge of ascending to godhood of a VERY VERY new god when Zeus announces it's time to go fight great-grandma's new batch of kids. Heracles is still kicking during this time, and Heracles is also sometimes there when Dionysus goes down to the Underworld to get his mother and ascend to Olympus, so they're around the same age-ish. So yeah, great introduction to the fam.
Then. The Trojan War. The Trojan War would only be maybe a decade and a half later, really. Considering Heracles is in the Gigantomachy, and in that one myth he accidentally kills (?) Chiron, Achilles is just there in the background. There's also something about him fistfighting the brother of Tyndareus, the (adoptive) father of Helen. Dionysus isn't mentioned in the Iliad (I don't think) probably because he and his new wife Ariadne are hiding under their blankets in absolute horror of Olympus. Imagine Dionysus chatting with Apollo or Poseidon after the Gigantomachy and then watching them absolutely go murderous during the Trojan War. Dionysus is just sitting there in the background while Athena drags Ares and Aphrodite and Hera whoops Artemis' ass.
And then??? Everyone just goes back to being chill again??? Apollo is no longer murdering absolutely everyone but instead defending his bestie Orestes in court??? Athena isn't being a crazy bloodthirsty madwoman and has taken up a new gig as a judge??? Dionysus turns to Hermes and is like "is this normal??!3?$$@" and Hermes just sighs really loudly and nods.
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ok so context:
a short while back i pasted some of my old tma hellproject assets into a photo album, since i wanted to start using it for loose stuffs so i wouldnt have stacks of paper lying around
(and yes this section was entirely physical cutouts edited in ae)
and since its annoying to move around white space with a permanent marker for stuff like eyes, i used a whiteout pen i had. this one in particular
and just a minute ago i was walking around shining a blacklight on random things in my surroundings again (as you do) when i noticed-
they light up pink
so i grab a white piece of paper to test the whiteout pen on and-
huh...
and since it was definitely still glowing, and i remembered it glowing because of a drawing i did, i pulled it up and
pink
logically i know this is bc of the whiteout pen lacking the pigments that light up under a uv light
but functionally i think this might be neat to mess with, using fluorescent and non fluorescent white paints to basically make an invisible painting
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all of wrestlblr somewhere: what he means is he's stupid
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I looked up the age of the child actors for young Xiao Lanhua (Xiyun) and Dongfang Qingcang because I thought that would be indicative of what their canon ages at the time should be.
Xiao Lanhua’s was eleven when the show filmed, which yeah that tracks. I always imagined her as 10-11 when she was sealed away.
But bb DFQC’s was also eleven, and wow if that isn’t the most excruciating thing I’ve ever heard. Eleven!! When he survived endless torture and was forced to kill his own father!! When he was put on the throne. He wasn’t even a preteen yet. I hate it so much.
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we talk a lot (rightfully so) about how obsessed with will hannibal is. but i really don't think we're spending nearly enough time on how utterly and painfully will is in love with hannibal, like, the whole time.
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