#and to this day that dude hates me lol

[frownyalfred]

me: makes Clark hold Bruce up between his legs while he pukes his guts out after a mission gone wrong

me: THIS is male intimacy!!!

#shoutout to mark in college #I did the same thing that one night #I held ur head up but I was less nice about it I just used your hair #but I did straddle his entire body from behind while he puked #and to this day that dude hates me lol #um sir who helped you not choke on your own vomit and die #who held a bag of frozen peas on your neck??? #ahhhh college #personal #vomit tw #vomit mention #myfic #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman

[beebundt]

first animation ever..... or ENAmation u could say

#OK NOT ACTUALLY MY FIRST but the first and only one ive ever done was 5 years ago and i didn't try super hard #so ill consider this my actual actual first lol PLUS i colored it which fucking SUCKED DUDE #this took 1-2 days total. i could clean this up more but frankly i can't be bothered #this was very cool and fun and i just wanted to test out wtf csp animation was about :3 #THEY LIMIT YOU TO 24 FRAMES ON CSP PRO I HATE THIS #anyway i think this was a learning experience and she looks super cute and fun #i wanted to mimic her silly little gestures a bit & it let me play with hand directions #honestly this was not too hard at all and im happy with the result #ROLL CREDITS #ENA #3na #ena joel g #s1 ena #my art #animation #my animations

[kickassfu]

Did you know?

That for you to change you have to make changes?

More at 10.

goodnight

#like me going i wanna change #and just doing the same thing every day #like how do you expect for that to happen? lol #dude get off your ass and do something #idk it's very frustrating #hate it #mine

[blue-jos10]

kevin, remembering the time neil asked him for advice before his first interview and kevin told him to just 'be himself', downing vodka: so it was fucking me huh

#that scene exactly- #neil: what do i even do? #kevin: just be yourself don't sweat it #neil: that's the worst possible thing i could be dude #kevin: chill. it can't be that bad. #kevin later in the audience: oh. that's what he meant. #kevin day #neil josten #thing no. 1367292 that sounded better in my head #lol #aftg #all for the game #aftg shitpost #irrelevant but im so proud of myself because i studied the whole day today and finished this huge fucking chapter. that too one i hate! #yay me! *pats back* #plus #i derived the formula for the area of equilateral triangles and thought i discovered it then i searched and realised it already existed lol #anyway #the foxes #tfc #blue's bs

[electoons]

guys this "keeping myself busy with distractions so I don't get sad" thing isn't working

#my mom is basically scrubbing the house of all traces of her bc thats how she copes. thats what she did when dad died #like two days later she was cleaning out all his medical equipment and stuff #i guess thats a way of dealing with it :( just doesnt really work for me because it makes me feel their absence even harder #like for me i personally wanted to keep Dad's stuff around for a while because. idk i guess it just felt like he was still kind of there #in a way. i guess. i dunno #obviously losing a pet is easier to deal with than losing a parent but it still blows dude i hate this #(* a parent that you had a good relationship with. i know that im very fortunate in that regard. not everyone had that and i need to count #my blessings) #idk this feels harder than losing my childhood dog because jojo was basically my constant companion for the past several years #after dad died i got suicidally depressed and didnt leave the house and was unemployed for a good chunk of time and she kept me company #taking her for walks and hikes was the only thing i enjoyed doing and the only thing that got me out of the house. she was always there #(also there's probably some psychological component to the fact that we adopted her specifically to be a companion for dad #when he was wheelchair-bound and couldnt go anywhere. so she kept him company. and then after he died she did the same for me #so. idk. like.... i feel like theres something there lol) #mia.txt #animal death

[campingwiththecharmings]

i've been an adult for over a decade and i still don't understand why some people feel the need to question/comment on obvious things.

#i'm mostly talking about the dudes in my office #who are all super nice don't get me wrong #i just hate when they (or anyone) state the obvious it drives me fucking insane #*it's literally pouring rain outside* 'it's raining.' #*sees a stack of delivered mail* 'oh did the mail come?' #*sees than an envelope they left for someone to pick up is gone* 'did they come pick up [envelope]?' #*sees that [person] has left for the day* 'did [person] leave?' #and alternatively #*sees that [person] has just arrived at the office* 'is [person] is here?' #the urge to be a sarcastic bitch is so strong let me tell you #instead of being a smart ass tho i just pause for a second then say 'yep' #idk why i'm posting this lol #ignore me

[keeps-ache]

i don't know what it is but there are thoughts in my brain. more at 11- oh wait it's already 11.. uhh 12. maybe!

#just me hi #hello why am i talking about being wanting to able to sing through sneezes hfsjhbaj #i have not even thought about this for a full day but i wanna do it so bad man #what could it be practically applied to? uhhh the humor and lightened spirits of people around me #that's the best i got! the other is being slightly more annoying because it's still funny lmaoo #'but you hate sneezing' yes but also consider this #............................. #mmm it would be funny lol :> #/seriously though i think out of all the things human bodies do that i dislike/hate sneezing is in the top 5 #somewhere below The Oozing but above Placebo #i hate listening to people sneeze. like you know when you hear people breathing too much or chewing too loud? it's so bad man fhvshf #'breathing too much' okay yeah that's one of the sentences i've typed this year HFbvshf #and people scratching themselves. oh my sstarssshfvsfvbbggg #it's Not the same as sneezing or breathing it's just Deeply uncomfortable lol #like please . take your skin elsewhere... thank you <333 #and sneezing isn't even Nice !! #MAN. HICCUPS #i get hiccups so often it might be inhumane how often my body decides Okay. We're Feeling Antsy and just Goes to do it's thing #why are you even doing this dude ?? this is not helping our health as far as we know and also it doesn't even feel nice this Sucks fshvsh #but you know what. cheers to that i guess Lol #really why do hiccups feel so uncomfortable ? like my guy you are a Guest. sit down #anyway. apparently i have thoughts on sneezing .>. #//welp! back to baking cabbage water in my brain #it's turning out kind of nice! i thiiiink.. :> #when it turns brown i believe that means it's ripening. come back for more tips from keeps 👍

[vaguely-concerned]

pictured below: John Gaius every time any of his friends try to gently question his decision making

tfw you're just trying to build a necromantic death empire of ten thousand years for the sole purpose of purely symbolic retribution (to cope!!!) and none of your bros like get it man. smh you guys are seriously harshing his vibe with all this 'war crimes' talk, do better

#the locked tomb #john gaius #C-- said 'hey dude you're my friend and I love you but maybe this whole nuclear escalation idea is not the greatest. rethink perhaps' #and john was immediately like 'wow I can't believe you all hate me and are definitely going to leave me some day :'(' #king of the overreaction john gaius #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #ntn spoilers #nona spoilers #in the tags granted but just to be safe lol

[catria-whitewing]

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#lol gonna stop giving irl people my tumblr #hurts to be mutuals and then have them unfollow me aaaaaaahhhhhhhh they gotta hate me but ill never know because we never cross paths again #i feel like his friend group secretly all hate me because ik for a fact one did (but she dropped out because that one dude dumped her) #but she was friends with the other grad students so whos to say they werent all shit talking me #the older i get the more i realize that im the problem im fucking weird lol im gonna become one of those night shift nurses because i cant #be like a normal former popular hs day shift nurse

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

He is like an angel to me <3

#akira nishikiyama #every time i see a gifset of this scene and it's THIS quick moment JUST before he slicks his hair back THIS to me is his pinnacle of beauty #look at my beautiful bloodstained koi. succumbing to the darkness but honestly he held out longer than i would so we gotta respect that #also Matsushige. my guy. my dude. why did you think talking shit to a guy JUST after his sister died was a good idea. ya shoulda run #but also thank fuck ya didnt cause i fucking hated ya and im glad pretty koi her fucking gutted ya. absolutely eviscerated. like goddamn #this rewired something in my brain lads #cw blood #almost forgot that bit lol. also the other day i posted this pic and caption in a Discord server im in #yknow with the intention of basically swooning over him because yeah im in love with him right. and one person responded to me #and props to her she was reacting like. properly i suppose? like 'oh it's so sad what happened to him #when it all came crashing down </3' but im here like 'yes the scene is VERY tragic and rips my heart out but thats NOT what im doing here #today lmaooo' i am happy to focus on the tragedy of his character and often do #but right NOW i am trying to sexualize a man covered in the blood of his enemy as his psyche shatters so like <3 #theres probably nicer pics of this bit but i dont have them on hand. i might start a 'pretty Nishiki pics' folder on my phone too

[that-was-anticlimactic]

lol my student teaching supervisor sent me my feedback video because he observed me friday and it was twenty minutes long and he essentially said that he was disappointed in me and that i did a disservice to american poetry so i'm feeling pretty good about myself

#lol this week sucked #he also said that it looks like i put a Little bit of effort into learning about whitman before teaching him but i honestly think i did #more than that and now i just feel like crap lol like ik his masters was in american lit and content knowledge isn't my strong suit but i #have PAGES of notes about whitman and tried to learn SO MUCH about him and did SO MUCH studying of the poems we read #idk ik i need to work on my content knowledge but like some of my eng ed student teaching friends and i were talking friday and he's being #like really harsh with everyone like has made almost all of us cry? one of my friends is considering not even going into teaching anymore #because his feedback was so negative like dude you weren't like this last semester? idk it's just hard to feel good about yourself and your #progress when your supervisor says he was disappointed in what he saw idk maybe i'm being overdramatic... i like to think i'm really #receptive to feedback both positive and negative but this one hurt ngl ik the class discussions weren't the best but they all hated poetry #and i was dragging as much as i could out of them and they're all restless because we haven't had a day off since january and idk. well #hopefully dickinson goes better ig - God i'm so scared for my mentor teacher to watch the video because she always does and she's great and #i don't want her to be disappointed in me lol #sorry just had a mini breakdown👍🏻

[ellies-little-gun]

I'm working on this AU fic, and guys, guys, guys, it is so long. I'm at 12,000 words, and I still have 6 major scenes to write. This is gonna be a big one y'all. RIP to future me who has to edit this thing, lol.

#guys is gender neutral here btw #I call everyone things like that #I call my mom dude lol #anyway #future me is gonna hate past me so much when she has to edit this #but that's not my problem #that's future me's problem #put a pin in that for a different day lol #wish future me luck though cause she's gonna need it #not tlou #Z talks

[deus-ex-mona]

ice cream ✨always✨ makes everything better!!!!

#like today… i had a seriously horrible very bad day :( #so i went out to buy like $20 worth of ice cream and now both my wallet and heart feel lighter than before!!!!! #ok fr though i needa rant about my day here in the tags just to get it all off my chest in case i snap at the interns tomorrow lol #this morning one of the mfing titration machines kept giving wonky results >:( #so i just filled its stupid job queue thing with tons of repeats so that it could just run on its own while i did other things instead #then this intern came in and said ‘i’ll take care of these few machines!!!’ and yanked the probe out of the test solution… #all while the thing was still running ಠ‿ಠ and welp time wasted? time wasted. #and this other titration units kept giving invalid blank values for the entire day which sucked bc it was our best unit >:( #then this higher up lady checked the machine and found precipitates in the burette. yeah too bad she only found it like an hour before 5 ಠ‿ಠ #that machine worked properly after it was cleaned out though. as expected of our best unit~ #but while those 2 units were deceased there were 2 other units that were up and running #except this random maintenance guy halted one of the unit’s runs to do some pointless check and wasted good ol’ testing time for nothing >:( #all’s fine! we still had one unit!! :)))) right??? :)))) #…yeah no. while i was out submitting some results during the last hour of the workday the computer mfing restarted itself #i came back from the dude’s office to see the computer on the lock screen. ‘haha very funny who locked this?’ i thought as i keyed in the pw #oh *no* it restarted itself. while the units were mid-run. in other words the samples had to be re-keyed in、 #the then-currently running samples had to be reweighed，and i still don’t know who restarted the computer >:( #to top it all off，that intern from earlier kept wandering over to pat my back and ask ‘are you okay?’ #pls i literally hate human contact pls don’t touch me you’re making this worse ಥ‿ಥ #call me ungrateful but i was pretty close to snapping on her. sorry intern. you’re the capable intern too… #unlike that intern who dropped part of the equipment into the waste container while she was supposed to be washing it >:( #i hate titration soooooooo much :( i can’t wait to try out extra dangerous titration tomorrow :( #i get to play with acids this time i think? sounds like a recipe for disaster if you ask me— #anyway sorry if you read all that lmao. stay hydrated and eat tons of ice cream for a good time ok? #mona monday

[softgrungeprophet]

another day, another "scrolling past a post on my dashboard where flash is the only character excluded from the coffee bean gang"

#nadia rambles #i can't even say this is subtweeting a specific post because i see one almost every day #AND it happens in the comics too! HE WAS PETER'S BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING FOR GOD'S SAKE #peter almost killed a dude because he felt so guilty about flash's amputation lol #peter took care of flash as his live-in caretaker when flash was recovering from a coma and couldn't move #ntm when flash was going thru that shit with his dad dying and the person he chose to support him—peter #but sure your projection about how you hate jocks is so important who gives a fuck about character dynamics or story #it's not like flash is relevant to the narrative or anything (he is actually lol) #me reading a comic that deliberately excludes flash or tries to represent his behavior as different than it was in actuality: #''haha this sucks man'' (every time they rewrite a flashback and make it worse)

[braywashed]

trying to schedule my tattoo and said i was free as soon as wednesday afternoon but now i'm getting 3000000 texts that are making it clear my uncle's thing is not going to be the quick nothing it was made out to be

#dudes gonna hate me im like lol just kidding maybe not wednesday #but even if it doesnt take as long as its sounding #i dont wanna be doing both in one day #if its gonna be dramatic

[girlspecimen]

i hate hanging out w dudes sometimes i watched a bit of OPLA with a guy friend and it was really fun overall but one time when kuro was onscreen i was like "UGH i know the grip is insane" and he looked at me like i had just shot someone for no reason. another girl would've been thinking abt the grippy too and she would've understood why i kept saying yasss and making shitty cat puns whenever he came onscreen

#thoughts #watching opla #he was severely cunty tho the shot where he dragged the claws across the floor... KYAAAA #anyways i dont believe in modifying my behavior around ppl too much + i also dont really know how so i think i talk to my dude friends like #i do my girl friends and i dont think they hate it but also sometimes ill say some normal funny shit and they look at me like i have two he #the other day i said 'sex' in front of a man and he whipped his head around like id just shouted his full govt name and address. LOL #idk if i just have quiet blushing maiden vibes or what but ill just be being silly and theyre like O_O