#and that was a few *months* ago 😂

[mangostahiti]

tink positiv ⋆˙⟡♡

#those stickers design i plan to dooo (month ago...) #and a few fa of dutch I randomly sent to Shay 😂 #i do enjoy drawing this silly 1911 dutchy with his silly smile :)))))))))))))) #rdr1 #rdr2 #dutch van der linde #my art

[intairnwetrust]

Drake: I'm supposed to lead the waltz.

Mira: Says who? *pulls him with her*

#Inspiration: #a post a made a few month ago about wanting a love story between a dragon rider and a gryphon flier #also Yarros basically saying Mira would be Drake's type if her not being a dragon rider #and we dancing and I sometimes have problems letting myself be lead 😂 #fourth wing #iron flame #mira sorrengail #drake cordella

[mrs-gauche]

So, let me get this straight…

- The latest EA earnings call indicated that DA4 won't be out before April 2024.

- EA seems to favor relatively short marketing campaigns these days, if we're looking at how Jedi Survivor or Dead Space started to be advertised around 6-8 months before release. (Also, BioWare has probably learned their lesson with Anthem, when they showed stuff way too early.)

- Jeff Grubb says that DA4 is currently targeting Summer 2024 and is not expecting it to be announced this summer, yet people are speculating that DA4 might release on DAI's 10th anniversary in November 2024.

- All this considered, I just can't see them showing something until maybe the Game Awards in December? :/

- HOWEVER, the date of the pre-sale for the vinyl is now (apparently) tomorrow June 8th, coinciding with Summer Game Fest. Which, oddly enough, marks now the second time this happened, when it was previously said to start at May 10th, the same date that the finale volume of The Missing came out (...yet nothing was released that day and no one knows what happened there? lol) Which is why people are now thinking this can't possibly be a coincidence and there will be something at Summer Game Fest. lol

- The Missing comic was marketed as a direct tie-in to DA4, but if the game is still more than one year away/marketing won’t begin any time soon, then I’m just wondering why they would even do such a build up *now*? In conclusion: I'm just so damn confused at this point and I have no flippin clue what/when/why something’s gonna happen anymore. 😂 ......Am I going to watch every single one of these live gaming showcases anyway?

Absolutely.

#anyway.. see you tomorrow at summer game fest 🤡💀 #the most hilarious part to me in all of this is how this one playtester from those leaks said that.. #..(quote) ''They could've told me that the game would release tomorrow and I would've believed them'' lmaooo #and that was a few *months* ago 😂 #of course this is in no way indicative for what the rest of the game looked like.. #when this person was probably only presented with a very small part/specific levels of the game #but it's still funny to me nonetheless lol #I like to imagine that the game is basically done and they're just adding cosmetics or something at this point lmao #or they're polishing hair animations #*siiiiigh*

[yourbrat]

too bad nobody is gonna see me in this 🤷🏻‍♀️

#I’d be the greatest gf #got a few outfits to surprise someone couple months ago #didn’t work out #lol so nobody even got to enjoy this outfit #wife me up dammit #lmao 😂😂😂😂😂 #purple #lingerie #nsft #brat #mine #yourbrat #lavender #sexy #hot #alternative women #alternative girl #alt aesthetic #alt gf #alternative chick #alternative #chicks with tatts #girls who wear glasses #plus size #thiccgoth #thicc girls #thickaf #metalhead #metal #alt

[ofengineers]

✏️

Joshua: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Mid: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Mid: I'm trash. Joshua: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? Mid: Mid: You smooth motherfucker. Mid: And yes it does.

Mid: Wow, Joshua, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Joshua: We literally slept together yesterday. Mid: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR | @reviresc

#i'm pretty sure that first one was also there when i reblogged this a few months ago #maybe it's just canon now 😂 #and he's even rizzing in incorrect quotes PLS HAHA #answered #reviresc #incorrect quotes

[meowthiroth]

out here googling bottom surgery prices out of desperation at this point

i KNOW that shit's way too expensive for me to afford & i KNOW putting myself in any more debt is gonna be a bad idea, but just. god. get this fucking thing out of me. Please.

#i had to stretch my tgel supply for a few weeks literally 6 MONTHS AGO and im still suffering the quencies. i hate it here #currently 5th month in a row of having a fullblown period!! after not having them for a year and a half prior!! fucking kill me!!!! :D #hahaha dysphoria go WHEE #shoutout to my roommate humorously phrasing it as ''you need to delete your basement'' fjdkfkfgf thank you for that 😂 #ace screams into the void #vent//

[skyward-floored]

out of curiosity now, what WOULD make iau twi scream like this ?

https://youtu.be/i82528KGDdo?si=YuucwDm0-X7UpOJ5

Well if he’s anything like my nephew when he discovers he can make a noise, he usually gleefully repeats it for a while before he gets tired of it. So that might be one reason!

Another could be if he wants attention, though he would have to be pretty lonely to resort to screaming I think. He might also do it when he’s just really excited, but once again, he probably only does it on occasion. And he probably does it less when he’s older too.

#answers from the floor #anon #Incredibles au #a few months ago my nephew discovered squealing #and it was practically the only noise he’d make for like two weeks 😂 #he’s so silly

[wikiangela]

so I might have just started writing another buddie smut 😶🙈

this is so ridiculous jfc 😂

#how much longer can I blame Eddie for all those fics lmao #no idea if I'll even finish this one but once the idea came I had to start it lol #a few months ago I didn't even write smut and now I can fucking stop jfc Eddie what have you done to me 😂

[acollapsar]

tumblr out here shaming me for my age by listing me as one year younger than what i actually am smh

#out. / out of character #to be deleted. #// i remember setting my birthday a few months ago and couldn't even pick my actual birthyear 😂 #i guess if you're 29 and older you do not exist for tumblr huh

[imaharrie]

-

#the book olivia posted on her ig stories #it is indeed VERY good #if you didn’t listen to me when I recommend it a few months ago cause i’m a nobody #listen to her and go read it 😂😂

[leadmeastraylittlefairy]

i love my workplace

#don’t read this if you don’t want to read about workplace violence/guns #thinking about how the other day we had two clients yelling in the lobby in a row #and one of my coworkers came over to me and was like if they’re going to do this shit someone needs to break a window or start shooting #so we can at least go home 😂😂 #we had a client (one of my old clients lmao) bear spray another client and one of my coworkers in the lobby a few months ago #they let people go home then bc the building stayed spicy all day lmao #and then last year one of my coworkers was fired and came back with a gun lol 👍🏻 #we got to leave early that day (as we literally fled to our cars LOL) and were essentially off/wfh the rest of that week #that’s a sarcastic lol #anyways #he’s not wrong #people should get bear sprayed in our lobby more often

[rosicheeks]

Hey, “gives the immense feeling of home” anon here 🥺 I am also in fact the “you remind me of autumn” anon, which may or may not surprise you 🥺

I’m so happy that my ask was able to lift your spirits, especially since you’ve been in a bit of a funk recently 🥺 And I can’t believe you still think about my autumn ask omg. The fact my words left a lasting impression on you fills me with such joy 🥺

^ this gif is for you 🥺

wrap up in my love 💖💖💖💖

#the other anon I was talking about #are you kidding me right now? #honestly feel like you could be a poet or writer - you have such a way with words 🥺 #I’m going to be thinking about both of those compliments for months (maybe even years) to come #honestly it doesn’t surprise me at all 💖 #I’m just so happy I didn’t scare you off! I know I accidentally missed a few of your asks #honestly your asks are ones I think about going back and replying to sometimes #even though you sent them ages ago #I’m pretty sure you sent one or two on my other blog???? but either way I do remember every single ask you sent? #filled me with more joy than I could ever express #I hope you know how incredibly special you are 💖 #the fact that you would take the time to send me these asks seriously means the world to me #I seriously think those two compliments are the *best* compliments I’ve ever received #especially the feeling of home?! #that literally makes me want to sob every time I think about it #just the fact that I could give someone that feeling 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #I really can’t express to you how crazy that is to me #like I’m just lil ol rosie 😂 #seriously you are a gem and I hope you never ever forget it #thank you so so SO much for all the sweet words #I’m going to carry them with me for the rest of my life 💖 #ask #autumn anon #I’m pretty sure that’s what I tagged you before??? #either way you are one of my favorite anons I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking to #thank you thank you thank you #🥺🥺🥺🥺 #I feel like I should say more but I feel like I’ve said everything I needed to say #I just don’t think thank you truly covers it 🥺🥰 #fav asks

[sadisticyouko]

to be perfectly honest, i did not originally write “ first kiss ” with a sequel in mind 😬 i mean after everyone’s happy reception of it though, i totally want to !

i’m just not sure what direction to go in … i think originally it was gonna be more friends to eventual lovers, but my inspiration is headed straight for fwb 😭 WE SHALL SEE

i have a bad habit of writing in the moment and not plotting anything out and that’s what makes multi-chaps super difficult for me 😂

#not writing #sadisticyouko rants #trying to figure out my next move #i think all of my hiei pieces are gonna end up with multiple parts huh #im still working on a kurama fic I was excited about a few months ago #i got 2 days off with this cold so let’s see what I get done 😂 #fic update

[wh0reforcoriolanussnow]

When in L.A

Summary: while on a walk with your boyfriend, the both of you experience a horrible interaction with one of Jacob’s supposed fans.

Warnings: r is referred to being Australian but ofc you can change it :)

Wc: 574

A/n: decided to post a fic before i officially start school again tomorrow 🥹

enews

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Jacob spotted with his girlfriend y/n out in LA today!! The Aussie couple were playing around with their dogs while Jacob took a few photos of her :)

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user1: oh to be her 😫

user2: she’s so so pretty and seems so sweet ahh

user3: I wonder how they met lol

↘️ user4: pretty sure they knew each other since they were at school in Australia 😂

user5: did not know she was Australian? Omg what?

user6: when is it my turn 🥲

user7: thought he’d be dating someone famous but oop

↘️ user8: didn’t know celebrities had to only date other celebrities?

~

You and Jacob amble through the streets of Hollywood hills, the chill energy of the neighbourhood surrounding you as you take your dogs Layla and Freddie for a walk.

You’ve been friends since high school back in Australia and only started dating around 2 years ago when you visited LA and caught up with Jacob. And it was only a couple months ago you moved across the world to be with your boyfriend.

You weren’t foreign to the recognition Jacob garners, fans occasionally approach for a quick chat or photo, and for the most part, it’s a positive experience for the both of you.

A young woman, probably in her early 20s, spots Jacob from afar, her eyes widening with recognition. She hurries over, her excitement palpable. The two of you stop as he comes up, “Hi Jacob!” She excitedly greets, her phone ready for a selfie.

Jacob flashes his signature smile, “Hey, how’s it going?” The fan smiles widely, her full attention on your boyfriend as you stand to the side, “Great! Can I take a photo with you please?” She asks, “Yeah, sure.”

The fan, seemingly disregarding your presence, abruptly hands you her phone. “Take the photo for me,” she demands, her tone leaving no room for refusal. Caught off guard by her directness, you manage a surprised “Uh, sure.”

Even you could tell Jacob was caught off guard by her rude behaviour, his eyebrows slightly knitted. You reluctantly take the phone and frame the photo as the woman poses with Jacob, her hand around his waist as he respectfully hovers his hand on her back.

She glances at you with a dismissive look, as if you’re merely an accessory to the moment. “Make sure it’s good,” she commands, refocusing on Jacob as he visibly becomes agitated.

Despite the awkwardness, you snap the photo with a forced smile. The fan snatches her phone without a word of thanks and strides away, disappearing from view.

Jacob, sensing your discomfort, lets out a sigh. “She seemed nice” His voice laced with sarcasm as you chuckle. “They’re not usually like that, trust me.” He remarks, irritation evident in his voice.

Jacob puts a reassuring arm around your shoulders, “Don’t let it get to you. I didn’t even really smile in the photo,” He says with a cheeky grin as you couldn’t help but laugh.

~

Later that day, Jacob takes to his instagram page that he mostly posted work related things, and shared a photo of the two of you with your dogs, along with a thoughtful caption.

jacobelordi

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Hey everyone! I don’t usually post things like this but it needs to be said. I love meeting you all in public, and I’m always grateful for your support. However, let’s remember to be respectful to everyone, including the people I’m with. Shoving phones in someone’s hand, demanding for them to take a photo and being rude isn’t cool. Let’s keep it a positive experience. Much love to you all!! ❤️

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yourusername: 🐶💗

↘️ jacobelordi: love you!

↘️ user1: awe 😭

rachelzegler: so glad you’re bringing this up!!

alexademie: PREACH 🙌

user2: I seriously don’t understand people who call themselves “fans” and do disrespectful shit like this

user3: Is this about the incident that happened today??

↘️ user4: yup. It’s all over Twitter and tiktok rn

↘️ user5: the “fan” is getting slandered so hard rn

user6: wait I’m so confused. What happened?

↘️ user7: basically a “fan” came up to Jacob and Y/n and demanded y/n to take the photo for them and she was just overall rude

user8: so funny how Jacob isn’t even smiling in the photo 😭

↘️ user9: HAHAHAHHA I WANNA SEE THIS PIC

↘️ user10: it’s on TikTok!!

#fanfiction #jacob elordi x y/n #jacob elordi x you #jacob elordi #jacob elordi fanfic #jacob elordi imagine #jacob elordi fanfiction #jacob elordi x reader #felix catton #felix catton saltburn #saltburn fanfiction #saltburn x reader #felix catton x you #felix catton x y/n #felix catton fanfic #felix catton imagine #nate jacobs #social media imagine #boyfriend #boyfriend!felix catton

[fangirlapril2004]

where’s your doggo?

She’s right here

#i was working up the farm today but I came back home to see her lmao #i miss her often #i once came home early from a camping trip because I missed her so much #that happened just a few months ago 😂 #anon #asks

[maybankprincess]

request

could you please make a pierre gasly insta au or a max one. You don't need to and if you don't want to please just ignore this comment. Stay Hydrated Love.

pairing...max verstappen x christian horner's daughter!reader

summary...in which yn promised she would never fall for a driver until a certain driver made her take back her promise

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yourusername

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yourusername my favorite kind of weekend 🤍

comments:

fan1 love to see her in the paddock

christianhorner you look pretty happy for someone who didn't want to come to last year's races

yourusername no need to expose me like that, dad-

fan2 loved your look this today!

lilymhe bestie looking good!

yourbestfriend1 missed you this weekend 😢

yourusername i'll be back soon!!

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enews

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enews yn horner was photographed walking in the f1 paddock ahead of the austrian grand prix. the brunette was seen engrossed in the practice sessions, qualifying, as well as the race, this comes as rumors swirl that she may be rooting for someone special. link in bio for more.

comments:

fan1 love her fit!!

fan2 no offence enews but get your stories straight, our queen could never!!

fan3 someone show enew's admin yn's iconic tweet from a few years ago 🙄

fan4 istg imma send them the post 🙄

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yourusername

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yourusername reunited with the besties 🤍

comments:

yourbestfriend1 girls' trip finally left the groupchat!

yourusername who would've thought 😂

yourbestfriend2 need to do this again sometime!

fan1 ahhh dream girls' trip!

fan2 am I the only one who realised max liked her post??

fan3 i did too, probs nothing though

fan2 hm we'll see

therealgerihalliwell glad you enjoyed your time away!

yourusername no, THANK YOU for convincing dad to let me go!

christianhorner hey! i had my reasons

yourusername sure dad..

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yourusername has added a photo to their story!

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yourusername

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yourusername life lately <3

comments:

yourbestfriend1 gotta get credits for a few pics 👀

yourusername of course! here it is lol

fan1 love the skirt 🫶

fan2 THE SECOND SLIDE WAT-

christianhorner hope you had fun, dear

fan3 are we just gonna ignore the seond pic..

fan2 THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

therealgerihalliwell gorgeous 💗

yourbestfriend2 i see you really enjoyed your company lately

yourusername shush you

fan4 obviously we don't know smth-

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maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 went karting with close friends

comments:

fan1 maxy 🧡

fan2 max soft launching is not on my bingo card

fan3 max AND yn soft launching in the same week? they're together, I'm calling it

fan1 ig we'll see

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yourusername

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yourusername ready for the last race before the summer break <3

comments:

fan1 ICONICC

fan2 i love her 😭😭

christianhorner number one redbull supporter

yourusername thank you thank you

fan3 yn's pic with max 😭

fan4 and him liking her post too!!

fan3 ikr!! like can you guys be more obvious???

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redbullracing

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redbullracing broken record (and trophy cc @mclaren)

comments:

shelovesformula1 🔥🔥🔥🔥

fan1 lando was like: if i can't have it, no one can

fan2 yn liking the pic 👀

fan3 chill it's baseless

fan4 apparently @fan3 lived under a rock for the past fex months

fan5 frr the soft launch and all

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yourusername

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yourusername congrats on the big win, my love ❤️

comments:

fan1 im still shook even if we already knew-

fan2 SAME HERE IM SHOOK

fan3 WAIT WHAT????

fan4 told ya

fan3 ...

maxverstappen1 thanks baby! thanks for being my good luck charm <3

yourusername always <3

christianhorner didn't know your boyfriend was one of my drivers...

yourusername ...oops?

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a/n: hope you liked it!!

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#| ★ social media au #| ★ queued #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #max verstappen x you #charles leclerc x reader #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen fanfic #charles #f1 #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #lando norris #lando norris x reader #oscar piastri f1 #george russell #george russell x reader #carlos sainz #carlos sainz x reader