Sonic Underground 11: The Last Resort
I’m watching Sonic Underground in search of inspiration to finish a fic I’ve been writing forever. It’s a sad state of affairs. See the recap of the first three episodes here, if you're interested!
The plot (for want of a better word): Once again on the run from Robotnik, the triplets stumble across a beautiful resort town in the middle of nowhere. Finally feeling pampered, and with a new beau to romance, Sonia is tempted to stay in this idyllic paradise! But is everything as it seems, or are Sonic’s suspicions right about this mysterious place?
HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I DISLIKE SONIA’S CHARACTER TYPE YET.
Cracking open the cider today, friends.
Aleena tells us that “a thing of beauty should be cherished and protected”, but getting too protective of it will lead to “betrayal and ugliness”. Because this was written in America, and despite not coming from the 90s, it’s an American 90s cartoon, kids.
Also, YOU’D KNOW ABOUT THAT, WOULDN’T YOU ALEENA.
So we are once again immediately starting off with a reminder that Sonia hates getting dirty, Manic is comfortable in dirt and naive, and Sonic is highly suspicious of everything. Because these episodes might not be in order and you might not have spent the last ten episodes getting to know them
Hey, an orange item in the middle of a Boss Arena! This is surely not Dingo!
What, it’s Dingo? SHOCK.
Okay. So. They run out of the city after the SHOCKING ambush, and in the morning, they’re driving through a canyon, and Sonic is basically lost, despite the fact that they didn’t really have a destination in mind. Whatever. Sonia then gets on both boys’ case because guys never admit when they’re lost. What Manic did to annoy her, we don’t know. Probably just exist. It’s more reason for her to just be generically annoyed this episode.
And they stumble across the resort town, which Sonia announces “is like all of Mobius before Robotnik took over”. Sweetheart, you were barely born when Robotnik took over. You don’t know what it was like.
So this is Lake Valley Resort. And I immediately remember why I made Stripes a Nice Guy TM.
Because THIS FUCCBOI.
Sonia immediately falls for him, and in two sentences, fuccboi has the charm on ten. “Very pleased to meet you… and your brothers” indeed.
And Sonic’s back is appropriately up, because he, at least, remembers that not everyone is on the side of the Resistance. Manic does not understand this. Sonia is too thirsty enamoured with the scenery to care right now.
And so Stripes immediately reports ‘two’ strangers in the valley, because fuccboi wants the girl is not actually a bad guy, he’s just keeping Lake Valley safe. Which I get. It’s more of that delicious world building that I love about this series. People make sacrifices and give up their morals to maintain their lifestyles. This is a thing that happens.
EXCEPT STRIPES IS A FUCCBOI SO
Sonic once again reminding Manic not to steal, immediately telling us that Manic’s kleptomania is going to make an appearance.
Sonic implying less than 100% American heterosexuality +1
Manic looking shady as hell +1 (not actually a tally I just felt it needed mentioning)
Fuccboi up to his fuccboi games. And Sonia is falling for it because she is a basic bitch like that the writers need a romantic conflict in a female-focus episode.
Sonic playing tennis against himself. And arguing with himself for being a sore loser and a crappy umpire. Some things will never change.
Manic on his kleptomania. But luckily Lake Valley doesn’t work on money somehow. But then Manic runs his mouth about being part of the Resistance and the world building is back with the mob saying the resistance was responsible for what happened to Mobius! Again, legitimate propaganda tactic! I LOVE IT.
FUCCBOI. “I’ve always thought the valley was beautiful, but it’s even more beautiful now that you’re here” COME ON.
Sonia and Stripes get into a fight when she accuses him of being afraid—which he has every right to be—and he claims to only be trying to save his home by making a deal with Robotnik. Again, so legit. I love it.
The Song: Listen to your heart. A rare Sonia lead! And a samba, which is an interesting choice, but sure. Basically it’s about girls recognising fuccbois when they see them, and choosing her brothers over the boy she met literally twelve hours ago…
Once again, Stripes reports in Sonic and Manic, but not Sonia. But this time Sonic’s listening in, and we get Robotnik revealing to Sleet and Dingo that he’s only letting Lake Valley remain as it is because he was hoping the triplets would go there and fall into Stripes’ trap. Once the triplets are captured, Lake Valley will be destroyed. SHOCKING. Not how it would work in a real dictatorship, but we deal. Stripes needs motivation to go good.
Sonic reports in to Sonia, who has a mini-explosion about how Sonic was ‘always’ scared she’d want to stay, which is… what? WHAT? You’ve been here for a day! And you’ve barely seen Sonic for like twenty minutes of that day. WHAT.
So in this episode, the robotociser can be destroyed. It couldn’t be, last episode.
And as soon as the Valley is under threat, everyone’s pro resistance.
“Man can you dig the cymbal-lism?” ah haha. I see what you did there, Manic.
But seriously. Not in this episode. You fumbled the symbolism so I resent your pun.
Also, Sonia, you were not interested in being friends with the fuccboi, stop lying to the children.
Okay. Okay. Let’s real talk for a second, because again, the legit world building has been ruined by the requirements of children’s programming.
In the real world, Lake Valley would remain untouched as proof to the overclass that if you play ball, Robotnik will let you live your life. It would be a beautiful oasis that you can visit, that you can live a perfect life in, a reward for good behaviour. But, in contrast, every infraction you commit takes you further away from Lake Valley – it’s your fault and your poor behaviour that confines you to the wasteland you live in now. Good citizens get beautiful things and safety and peace. Bad citizens slave away in industrialised capitalism.
And Lake Valley would not respond to this situation by taking up arms. They would blame the Resistance for bringing the war to their doorstep. They could have continued, they could have stayed safe, if only those damn hedgehogs had stayed away. Clearly the only way to survive is catch the interlopers and re-establish their deal.
But that’s complicated and dark and I wasn’t supposed to notice the real world comparisons, STOP NOTICING THE WORLD BUILDING AND MOVE ON.
The counters:
Sonic implying less than 100% American heterosexuality: 4
Sonia in love with Bartleby: 1/37
Sonia in love with someone who is not Bartleby: 1/37
Sonia’s got super strength: 3
Manic’s thieving Is A Problem: 2
Come back tomorrow if you're interested for more!
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Sorry but Kabru is so fascinating to me as a character, in a pure mechanical sense, because of what Ryoko Kui does with him. Everything about him is a red herring. He's deliberately introduced as some kind of rival for Laios, a party leader who is hopeless against monsters but absolutely brilliant with people both in and out of combat, and who has good reason to oppose him.
By the end of chapter 31, you might even think Kabru's going to end up as some sort of anti-villain, an antagonist with the best of intentions who nevertheless tries to foil our hero's plans. He wants to defeat the Mad Mage himself, he suspects Laios of being too irresponsible to be trusted with control of the dungeon, and his crew even thinks that Laios's party stole from them (and they're kind of right!). All signs point towards an inevitable showdown.
And then ... none of that happens.
Confrontation over the stolen treasure? Kabru is literally too smart to fall for the classic miscommunication trope and correctly decides it's not worth making a big deal of.
Kabru's deadly PVP skills? Aside from trying to take down Falin, he never fights another human again.
Wanting to be the one who defeats the dungeon? Turns out he was only doing that because he didn't think any other adventurer would have people's best interests at heart, and he's more than willing to play a support role in the whole affair.
Thinking Laios is up to no good? He really did just want to get to know the guy more. He has his misgivings, but ultimately ends up trusting Laios with his life.
Is Kabru going to get some sort of comeuppance for hating monsters and not appreciating their ecosystem? Well no, he has good reasons for hating monsters. He ends up wanting to learn about them through Laios's eyes, but he's never forced into any "Wow, guess I was wrong about them!" revelation.
Hell, even his implied ladykiller ways, which might lead you to think he'll end up being the stock "chivalrous lech" type of character, don't really manifest. He has a lot of opportunities to act flirtatiously around women, but doesn't. He's just a guy whose natural charisma makes him into human catnip.
And that's all hysterical to me, to pull it off. It's a fascinating way to tell a story. To introduce a character explicitly as a rival, potentially even a villain, and instead make them a deuteragonist. It's like a magician making a coin disappear, then slowing down their trick to show you the misdirection. "Did you see what I did there?" they ask with a wink. "The coin was in my other hand the entire time."
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