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raitonsfw · 4 months

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𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 | 𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚠𝚊 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚙𝚘 ꨄ

𝓈𝓎𝓃𝑜𝓅𝓈𝒾𝓈: Ranpo wasn’t supposed to raid the ADA’s lockers for snacks, but he does anyway. When he opens your locker and spots an enclosed box of Valentine's Day chocolate, he immediately snatched it. Of course, why would he bother to read the ingredients? Cocoa butter, milk, sugar, an aphrodisiac supplement... What could go wrong? Obviously everything; you didn’t know Ranpo was such a whiny bitch when he was horny.

warnings: 18+ mdni, smut, fem!reader, horny!ranpo, slight switch!ranpo (subby then dom), accidental aphrodisiac/drug usage, banter, begging, whining & whimpering, humiliation (ranpo has to ask reader to help him), masturbation, blowjob, ranpo’s a fucking head pusher, teasing, fingering (if you squint), implied sexual intercourse, pet names (good girl), he’s like a dog in heat frfr (or rut, whatever floats your boat), ranpo’s a bit manipulative at the very end, reader works at the ADA, reader has a crush on ranpo & kinda simps for him silently, dazai mention (typical suicide mention & he’s the idiot that started this shit lol)

a/n: hello helloo, my queue posted early but imma keep it up anyways. my lil valentine’s day event starts now (albeit early), with ranpo edogawa leading it with some sexy v-day drug consumption! my first valentine to you until thursday, feb 1st! 💌 wc: 3k. v-day m.list | m.list

divider credit: @hitobaby & @firefly-graphics

“Ranpo, what are you eating?” This was a common phrase that the Armed Detective Agency yelled, much like when you yell at a puppy when they have something in their mouth that they’re not supposed to have. Ranpo’s cheeks poked out slightly as he turned towards you, his head tilting in confusion. He was sitting on top of one of the desks, lounging about like normal but with something noticeably different in his hands; instead of the usual candy he munched on, it was a tiny red hearted box of… chocolate?

You had already started walking towards him with a bit of a rush calculated into your step, eyeing the familiar box of chocolates that were abandoned now on his lap as he leaned back. He popped another piece of chocolate into his mouth as you recognized the wretched package. He had stolen your aphrodisiac chocolate Dazai had jokingly gifted you for Valentine’s Day. “Ranpo!”

“What? You shouldn’t leave chocolate lying around when I’m here.” He said in a matter of factly tone, reaching for another one. You grabbed his wrist quickly to prevent him from eating another, throwing the near empty box in the trash. “What’d you do that for?!”

“Ranpo, those weren’t yours! And they weren’t lying around, they were in my locker!” You pulled him off of the desk by his hand and he stumbled into you slightly as he gained his footing on the floor. “You didn’t even look at the ingredients.”

“You didn’t have to trash ‘em!” He pouted at you, looking back at the trash can with an overexaggerated whine. “Why would I have to look at the ingredients? It’s chocolate.”

“Because– they were drugged.” You barged into the restroom with him, making sure it was unoccupied. You left him in the middle to wander and he immediately took a seat on the long counter adorned with sinks. The lengthy mirror stared towards the back of him and you could see out of the corner of your eye that he was swinging his feet as you locked the door.

“Drugged? Drugged with what?” Ranpo asked, a bit too calm. It’s like this has happened and he’s not very surprised. You’ll ask about that later, right now your main priority was getting him water and a nice place to sweat it out for the next few hours– or day considering he ate almost the entire box.

“Aphrodisiacs.”

“Isn’t that the drug that like… stimulates you?” Ranpo interrupted your thoughts, stretching his arms out with a yawn. How was this man tired in such a constrained situation? “I don’t feel anything.”

Maybe you should go back and read the amount that’s housed in each chocolate, you could figure out the percentage exactly and then you'd be able to gauge just how much time he would need alone. If you could get him out of the door towards his dorm, of course; that was another issue as you don’t know how fast he consumed the hearts.

“Oh trust me, you will.” You huffed out, mentally checking off everything you needed to do in order to get him out of the office. You needed to collect your paperwork so you could do it while making sure Ranpo didn’t keel over from the dosage and acquire a water bottle in case it's too late to get him to the dorms. “I’m going to get you water, stay right here okay?”

“Sure, bring me some more snacks while you’re at it.” He leaned back against the mirror with his hands tucked behind his head, crossing his leg over the other with a sly wink at you; perhaps the only time you’d see his green eyes bright before they darkened like a storm. “Don’t keep me waiting long.”

Fucking idiot.

As you scampered about trying to find a water bottle for Ranpo, you gathered up your belongings and wrapped your head around the situation. You were going to thoroughly kill Dazai if he hasn’t done so already himself, the thought of poisoning your coworker with a shit ton of sexual stimulants weighing heavily on your mind. You knew Ranpo most likely wouldn’t care who you got it from or why you even had it, he would probably brush it off as some weird shit you’re into. Realization suddenly hit you like a million bricks; you didn’t know him sexually, so you had no idea how exactly the aphrodisiacs would affect him.

You were close with Ranpo, but not on this level.

You also had a slight crush on him ever since you started working with him; he had bothered you for treats on the very first day as you sat down in your office chair. You haven’t even had the chance to set up your desk, trinkets filling the box in your arms as he wheeled over in his chair to you. You liked his personality and gave him a small piece of candy you had stashed in your pocket, which was the worst mistake of your life because now he toyed with you every chance he got; whether you had snacks, candy, or a sweet drink in your hand, it was a ‘can i have some?’

“Ranpo?” You knocked on the bathroom door as you returned from the depths of the office, relieved to hear quiet shuffling about the tiny room.

Your relief turned to dread though when you heard his voice answer you back in a tiny whimper. “D-Don’t come in.”

Oh, you were too late…

“I have water for you.” You said through the door, trying to bask around the uncomfortable situation that’s handed itself to you. Of course it would hit him while you were trying to find things that could help him get through it; why couldn’t the drug have waited a few more minutes?

Ranpo didn’t answer and your mind wandered, what if that dosage was lethal? Dazai would have yet another crime on his fruitful list that he so explicitly told you about, but now you’re an accomplice because the twisted chocolates were in your fucking locker. You tried to open the door, but he had locked it behind you when you had left. You could hear faint breathing on the other side, but it was too hard to make out if he was saying anything.

“Y/N…” Ranpo managed to speak up after a few moments, quiet desperation overtaking his voice. “Why’d you have that type of chocolate in your locker anyway?”

Oh, so he does care. It must be serious then. You hung your head against the door, a quiet sigh escaping your lips as you contemplated whether to tell him why or not.

“Here, let me in. I can help.” You offered, gathering up the things in your hands a bit more neatly as you tried to get him to open the door. You didn’t have a choice but to stay there with him and your paperwork was sitting stale in your hands, the time ticking away and your deadlines getting closer.

“Help with what? I-I got it under control.” Ranpo stammered at the idea and you realize it sounded like you meant something else.

“Not that. I have snacks, you idiot.”

He opened the door a few seconds after, his cape had been pulled around him towards the front of his lap and he briskly walked back to where he was sitting on the sink’s counter. You could already see the hardened bulge of his cock within the mess of the fabric that covered it and his face had become increasingly red with a blush you’ve never seen on him before. His legs were pried open on the counter and he looked so so desperate, even as he tried not to show it, he failed miserably through the small pants that huffed out of him through every syllable he managed out.

You set the snacks near him on the counter, taking in the sight of his flushed skin peeking out from underneath his clothing. He glanced towards you and your eyes immediately met the mirror in front of you, a blush creeping up on your own face. “Do you want me to stay here with you?”

“C-Can you sit outside the door and make sure no one comes in?” Ranpo stuttered, looking away from you as he squirmed against the counter. You felt the sudden rush of heat between your legs and you tried not to stumble in front of him as you walked back towards the door. God, what a dream it would be for him to ask for your help but you knew he didn’t like you like that; he would’ve shown interest by now or have been begging on his knees for you to touch him. What a sight that would’ve been…

As you sat amongst the door in the middle of the hallway, you didn’t hear him eating his snacks which was dreadfully odd. He didn’t talk to you through the door either, the man was quiet for once; not a word spoken since you left the bathroom. It must’ve hit him really hard and all you could think about is what if he actually touched himself? What if he was pumping his cock to the thought of who knows who right now, behind the thin door that separated you too?

You so wished you could hear the potent whimpers that slipped from his mouth as he sucked his tie between his teeth, careful to not let you hear the wretched sounds. The way that his chest would rise with heavy breaths as he went ahead and pleasured himself to get rid of the ache, the strain of his cock from those damned aphrodisiacs he was so unfortunate enough to eat. You could barely sit straight, the door awfully cold against your back as the heat emanated from you, pleading for you to touch yourself with him.

You heard one of the stall doors in the bathroom slam shut or maybe open, you didn’t know but it spooked you out of the dirty thoughts that crossed your mind. Of course you would stray off track as you sat there, thinking about your coworker– your fucking coworker. Christ, get a grip.

“Please, please, please help me Y/N.” Ranpo called out and your heart skipped a beat, taking back everything you just preached to yourself. “I can’t take it anymore, I don’t know what to do.”

“Help you? You must be out of your mind.” You mocked back, but in reality all you’ve been thinking about was that mental image engraved in your head; he must be dripping precum by now and you couldn’t help but squeeze your thighs together to keep your slick from pooling into the middle of your panties.

“Come here, please Y/N...” He whined out, a quiet moan bouncing off the walls of the bathroom and you’ve never moved so fast in your life. It felt like you yourself had eaten one of the aphrodisiacs, how fucking needy you were for him now just because he asked for you, no– whined for you.

You opened the door, your eyes meeting the empty spot of where he was previously sitting. Then you noticed the last stall’s door open and you rounded the corner to peek inside. When you did so, you did not expect to see Ranpo fisting his cock over, his back leaning against the wall of the stall with his knees nearly buckling underneath him.

“This is so fucking embarrassing…” Ranpo muttered out as he noticed your presence, but his hand didn’t stop pumping his cock and he let out a quiet whimper. “Y/N, help me? Shit, please–”

“Are you su–” You started to say but you were cut off by some more of his obnoxious rambling, albeit it was slightly hot as his voice knocked up a higher pitch with desperation seeping through.

“Yes, please– fuck, I just need someone to–” Ranpo gasped out, his head nearly slamming back against the wall as he bucked up into his hand. White spurts of cum painted the floor as he came (probably again), his face screwed up in pleasure with a lengthy moan. “Ah–! I need you.”

He needed you… What did you do to deserve this? Not that you were complaining, everything went according to fate in your eyes as you realized he entrusted you to take care of him during this uncomfortable situation.

“I’m not going to get on my knees inside this tiny stall, go sit back on the counter.” You said in an even tone, trying your best to not lose your cool. You followed behind him as he hopped onto the sink, his cock still leaking with more precum as it stood proudly against the pudge of his clothed tummy.

On top of admiring that, you finally noticed his outfit; or the lack of it anyway. Ranpo’s black vest was nowhere to be seen, his light tie had come undone, and the top buttons of his white collared shirt were ripped from their threads, some hanging off loosely. He looked absolutely mangled, sweat gleaming on every inch of his skin and you knew you’d both probably never talk about this again– best to enjoy it for the time being.

“Shouldn’t have eaten those chocolates, huh?” You tutted, pushing his legs open a bit more so you fit snugly in between them. You crouched down with your knees closed, eye level with his cock and you nearly choked when you saw it twitch.

“S-Shut up and help me.” Ranpo whined out and you silently grabbed at his cock, running your hand up it. He openly groaned at the sensation, thrusting up into your hand with defeated relief. His head had tipped back, his hat nearly slipping off and you took the courtesy to reach up and place it on the counter.

“Want me to suck it?” You looked at him through your eyelashes, teasing him lightly as your breath fanned over his cock. “Or you wanna fuck me?”

“Both… God, please Y/N, put your mouth on it already…” One of Ranpo’s hands threaded into your hair and pushed you towards his cock and you immediately shut up, taking him into the warmth of your mouth. He was bitter and slick against your tongue, the precum dissolving against it as you lapped at it. A heady moan escaped him as you swallowed him down, his thighs trembling underneath your palm and you felt his fingers grip your hair.

“Feels so good, shit, please keep going–” Ranpo groaned, his eyes slinking down to where your mouth hollowed out around him and he couldn’t help but push you down a bit and you gagged around him– he was thick and it was hard to breathe as he started to thrust up shallowly into your wet mouth. You braced yourself on both of his thighs now, letting him fuck up into your mouth and with watery eyes, you glanced up at him again.

Ranpo’s entire body was on fire as you complied to his thrusts, your throat slack for his cock and he couldn’t help it– as he saw one of your hands start to unbutton the top of your dress pants and disappear into the lace of your panties, his hips jutted still and he came instantly into your mouth without a warning.

“Fuck, atta girl…” He drew out in a long moan as he watched you swallow everything he had to give, pleasure shooting through him and his vision went a little hazy as you pulled off of him with a wet slurp. Ranpo’s eyes were still glassy with lust when he opened them, the aphrodisiac wearing down slightly but not by much. As he caught his breath, he wiped the excess that dribbled out of your mouth when you swallowed, his fingers caressing the side of your cheek. “Should’ve asked for your help sooner…”

“You came so fast…” Your voice was raw and you coughed a bit afterwards, a quiet chuckle answering you.

“Thanks to the sexy chocolate you had on hand.” Ranpo mentioned with a smirk and you pressed down on his thighs as you stood up, your legs nearly giving out from the position you were in. You fell against him, his hands coming to catch you by your waist and you realized you were close to his face now. He looked considerably better, he wasn’t nearly panting as hard now but there was still a prominent flush to his cheeks.

“Which you shouldn’t of fucking eaten in the first place.” You retorted, pouting at him with puffed out cheeks and he laughed, his hands dragging down to the plump of your ass. You let out a surprised sound as he squeezed gently, looking you dead in the eyes still.

“Oh, boo hoo. Look where it got you.” He teased, his fingers hooking through the loops of your dress pants. “Aren’t you happy you finally got your hands on me?”

Ranpo pulled them down in one swift motion and you blushed profusely, looking away from him quickly as his fingers swiped through the mess of your cunt. He grabbed you curtly by your chin, making you look at him again and you shook with pleasure as one of his fingers curled up into you. You moaned around your words as they spilled out of your mouth in a rushed tone. “W-What are you talking about? Ranpo…”

“It doesn’t take my deduction skills to know you like me~ Now, why don’t you ride me like a good girl? You’d like that, huh?” He breathed out against your lips as he pressed them against yours, slipping his tongue inside swiftly whilst adding another finger to the swell of your cunt and earning a wanton moan from you.

Ranpo’s other hand made you grip his cock again, which was still rock hard against the soft cotton of his shirt. His bigger hand practically covered yours in one fell swoop as he made you start to pump him again, quiet whimpering falling against the frame of your lips. “It’s your fault, y’know… you should take care of me.”

This was going to be a long work day.

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yandere-sins · 1 year

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Ok but like… can you do some yandere NSFW könig headcanons? Like if you disobeyed him and you were crying and scared of the punishment but he has to do it but he’s super horny I’m sorry ignore if it’s too thirsty I’m down bad 😩😩😩

You, me, everyone lol. Thank you guys for being down bad for this anxious bad boy, I love him too ♥

Rated Lemon, 18+

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♡ If you put huge body mass, anxiety, and social awkwardness in one man, you cannot expect him not to absolutely simp for his darling in any and all ways possible to mankind. Of course, he tries so hard to make you like him and gain your favor until you finally cave in and comply with him asking you to come to him for cuddles. König didn't know he'd get a massive boner the moment you straddle his hips either, but well... now it's there, and he's biting his lip to the point of drawing blood, ready to fall to his knees, begging you not to abandon him once you notice and jump off him. If you don't notice it right away, mistaking the boner for his muscled thighs, you'll probably find out about it from his heavy panting and strangled breaths as he barely lasts a few seconds before cumming in his pants. He's so fucking ashamed and still so fucking hard afterward that it's painful.

♡ I know the real question is: Does he whimper? And tl;dr: He whimpers. It's such a glorious, stammering mess when his cock gets the tiniest bit of attention. König thanks, moans, praises, and then thanks you some more for the opportunity to fuck you, disregarding if you were on board before he started his merciless thrusts or not. Up to climax, he is all but praising the lord for how beautiful, amazing, and enhancing his life you are, and how tight, warm, wet, and well you're taking him. He loves you, he loves you, he loves you. Only to then, abruptly, grow quiet, breath halting as his body tenses, a strangled squeak escaping him as his cock pulses inside you, ready to release all this pressure that has built up for years. It might become a problem that he can't shut up in further sessions because he's downright annoying as he goes on and on while you're trying to reach your own orgasm somehow through the awful experience. But if you demand it from him, König will do his damn best, sounding like a miserable squeaky toy every time he thrusts into you and isn't allowed to say something. It's this hard for him to stay quiet.

♡ He's a huge premature ejaculator with too much stamina. No matter the reason you two are fucking—be it out of emotions overcoming you two or because he can't take it anymore and takes you out of uncontrollable need—König is all but over the moon over every touch or breath against his cock. If there's any warmth to plunge into (mouth/pussy/ass), he's cumming from the slightest stimulation, like a lick or his tip sliding in, only to then get a real taste as his hips move on their own, driving his cock deep inside with no restraints and his jizz as the lubricant. There's no holding back once he's inside you either, as he keeps plowing through both of you continuously reaching climax until he's finally satisfied. However, he still cums more times than you do, filling you up to the brim. I blame it on his lack of real-life experience, so over time and training, König, too, will last a little longer. Though this also means there really isn't a way to tease him for the first year of being caught up with him. König just cums from everything you do once he had a taste of you, even if it's just something like you having nothing clean to wear and putting on his shirt. The stains everywhere are abhorrent.

♡ I do totally believe that König's darling is likely his first and last relationship despite the... situation you two have with him kidnapping you and now using you as a cumdumpster as well. So he's still quite inexperienced, BUT he works incredibly hard to please you regardless. There are surprisingly a lot of tutorials these days on how to please your partner, and König is all too happy to try them on you. Making you cum ultimately also makes him cum, but he's genuinely doing it for you first and foremost, and it elates and motivates him to see you shivering and climaxing right in front of his eyes. There's something so satisfying in knowing he can do this to you, and it almost makes König believe if he keeps going, you'll fall in love with him at some point. He's too delusional to know when to stop or listen to you begging him to accept it when you say no. Once he starts fulfilling his desires, there's no way anyone can stop him. It's like fucking you becomes his second way of breathing.

♡ König probably wouldn't use sex as a harsh punishment. However, he really hates arguing with you (it upsets his anxiety badly), so if he finds out that he can stop arguments with his cock or fingers, there's a very high chance he'll use them against you. Listening to your gurgles or moans is like heaven after the hell every argument is for him, so he'd rather 'punish' you by facefucking you or fry your brain by having you hang from his thick fingers until you're a drooling mess. It's a charming way to stop unnecessary bouts of emotions, and once he learns to keep himself more in check, he'll be happy to leave you behind to go about his day after making sure you can't form any coherent thoughts anymore that would cause more arguing. It's like he resetting you back to more peaceful times, and it works well for him.

♡ While König doesn't like anything that can potentially harm you (he believes that sex should be nice and loving and a wonderful experience for you both while he forces you to take him like an animal), he does have his fair share of kinks. He's totally on board with trying everything once as long as it's between the two of you since he really doesn't like sharing you with anyone. His favorites will always be kinks that mark you in some way, be it covering you in cum, biting, scratching, leaving hickies, painting your inside whites (and all the kinks that support this), and watching it drip out of you as if that means you belong to him now. He also loves all kinds of things that enhance the experience, like groping, toys (though he gets childishly jealous of them), forcing you to roleplay (authority kink in both ways, baby!), foreplay sessions, etc. And when he does realize he might have worn you out, König will simply resort to using your worn underwear or getting off between your thighs to finish his session alone. Nothing compares to being inside you, but it's a pleasant alternative every once in a while.

♡ His curiosity, however, has led to a few reprehensible times, too, especially when it comes to applying his strength. His hands are just a bit too big when they wrap around your throat, and had he not snapped out of it, he might have snapped you. The same goes for being so lost in fucking you that he doesn't realize he's accidentally ramming you into the headboard or slamming you into a wall. Sometimes he won't realize he's squeezing the air out of your lungs with his weight on top of you. Occasionally, these things happen, and they ruin the mood for both of you. Worn out by PTSD, things become increasingly dangerous as he remembers moments from the battlefield, even though you are in front of him. It feels like he's trying to crush you with his arms until you panic and scream his name to pull him back to reality and out of the memories of him killing soldiers with his bare hands. König is so devastated whenever he does things like this, trying to get you comfortable by holding you and coddling you even though you want nothing more but to get away from him. He'll cry and apologize so much that the rest of the day is ruined, and he can never forgive himself for confusing you with a damn bastard on the battlefield. No matter how much you struggle, you won't be able to get out of his hold now either, as he needs to feel you as close as possible to know you're okay while he goes through a full-blown anxiety attack over what he did. But hey! At least you're alive... barely.

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rubywolf0201 · 2 months

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How I would fix the Gang War Arc in BUCCHIGIRI?! (Part 1)

Ok so I think most of the BUCCHIGIRI?!community has collectively agreed that the Gang War Arc was rushed in general and while there are some good moments here and there, I felt that it was a tad too compressed and that it should’ve been longer so here are my ideas on rewriting it:

- Have the first few episodes focus on what the different gang life that Minato Kai and Siguma Squad tend to do. With that, this will give spotlight on how they differ from one another. Siguma was already in a good spot in the third episode with the Look-That-Way Challenge but Minato Kai only showcased a little bit of what they do. An idea I have is that Minato Kai organize martial arts training session where the members test their mettle by trying to karate-chop a stack of wooden planks or even try to knock out a pretty strong tree lol. (Ok well there were sparring matches in Minato Kai but I would expand on it a little more)

- Arajin can still be the reluctant pacifistic everyman who doesn’t want any part of this but have him learn about the gangs, what they do and maybe gain a new perspective on them (albeit still being a bystander at least until Character Development hits)

- Arajin still joins Siguma Squad because of Mahoro manipulating him and Marito putting him in a hard spot, but have him overtime enjoying their company even if he’s not a full-fledge member of them.

- In fact, I would even go further and have him form a friend group with Hagure and Jabashiri, who would serve as foils to Komao and Zabu respectively. (I would go into detail about this friend group in another post)

- NG Boys can still appear but I’ll have the grunts appear on numerous occasions helping to plant the seed of doubts under Akutaro’s orders.

- Akutaro can appear much later but instead of meeting Arajin quickly due to Ichiya, I would build him up slowly and also give him time to interact with Ichiya and how both desired revenge against the people they used to like.

- Zabu can still be the unwitting instigator of the Gang War but instead of just Akutaro meeting him, Zabu would quickly be outnumbered by the numerous NG Boys surrounding him (because Akutaro called them over).

- Outa doesn’t get beaten up and be sidelined in this arc but one of the Siguma members did get beaten up which of course made everyone speculate that Minato Kai is behind it and that’s before Marito and Outa calmed everyone down and that they should focus more on the injured member instead.

- Instead of being disinterested of what’s happening, Arajin would be scared of it (because he was the one who found the injured member) and that’s when Outa ease his worries and that Siguma Squad would find the culprit behind it soon. (This of course would help to build a relationship between Outa and Arajin)

- Once this is all over, Arajin, together with Jabashiri and Hagure walked back to the Tomoshibi family restaurant to treat his newfound friends to dinner esp since both Hagure and Jabashiri lived pretty far from the Siguma base, but just as they arrive they met Mahoro!

- Mahoro was eating and once she saw Arajin, Hagure and Jabashiri, she puts up the cutesy front and greeted the three of the cheerfully. Arajin being the simp he is, greeted her back but neither Hagure nor Jabashiri seems to buy it with the latter rolling his eyes at her.

- The slap scene still happens because of Arajin expressing cowardice but with some notable differences in that Jaba and Hagure are the ones who was against the slap in contrast to Mrs Tomoshibi who just watched it and mistook it for some romance drama fight.

- And just before Mahoro left, she gave both Jaba and Hagure a death glare from behind and muttered to them to not get in her way. Hagure was startled but he stood his ground whereas Jabashiri just huffed out that says ‘Whatever’.

- The dinner scene with Arajin’s friend group would be similar to the Matakara friend group dinner scene in Episode 4 but instead Arajin slowly starts to open up to his new friends about how he didn’t want to be part of Siguma Squad at first but he was amused at how they work but it’s just that he is scared of Marito lol. Both Jaba and Hagure took his consideration and just told him that it’s fine if he feels that way and that they’re aren’t going to force him to fight if he feels uncomfortable but he still needs to contribute to the gang in some way.

- After the dinner scene, both Jabashiri and Hagure said their goodbyes to Arajin and well, the scene of Jaba assaulting the Minato Kai members would still happen and Hagure have to hold him back and the NG Boys would appear later to ambush the Minato Kai members.

That’s all I have to write so far. I still have more ideas but this is as far as I can go for this part . Feel free to add more if you can about this basic outline I have to fix the Gang War Arc.

#rubi’s post #bucchigiri?!#meta #rewrite #canon vs rewrite #I don’t think the series was bad #but it definetely needs some improvements here and there #still I enjoyed the series for what it is and the themes it presented

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heraldofcrow · 2 months

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Okay for something less chaotic: select 5 Dark Souls 2 blorbos! Except for Aldia and Lucatiel because they're self-explanatory and will only rig the list xD I mean the less obvious blorbos!

P.S.: Turns out that Navlaan is Shabriri at home and idk how to feel about it

NAVLAAN IS SHABRIRI AT HOME!!

Ok yes, my DS2 blorbos, FINALLY!

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Shanalotte 🍀

My girl comes first because she is the most well known character, but she is MORE than just the level up girl that says “Bear seek seek lest” and all that lmao.

Shan was the original Melina, in that she was waaaayyy deeper and more mysterious that one would initially think, which is actually kinda sad because all of the Soulsborne level-up girls are considered the heroines of the story and usually are more complicated than they seem.

But anyway, Shan is by far one of the most developed, to the point where she even got a really unique CG model in the DS2 trailers.

(Seen here. Thank Fromsfotware Hoarder once again).

She also has some really cool unused concept art and LOOK AT HER. She has a very Druidian look that gives off a “traditional fantasy” vibe that Dark Souls usually tends to warp with other designs. Also, the pic where she’s T-posing….I will never shut up about her ornaments and that big-ass dagger. Melina vibes for sure.

There are some miiild downgrades for her actual in-game model IN MY OPINION, but nothing too drastic. I just wish they had kept her little forehead gem, but she looks great otherwise.

Beyond design, she is also just a fascinating character. I love that she was…created? She is like the Doll in that sense, but she wasn’t a memory ornament. She was an attempt to achieve immortality, which actually isn’t an unintelligent idea on humanity’s part. Dragons are eternal after all, but uhh…it’s unethical of course. (Idk why I am very drawn to characters that were born from human experimentation but I just love them okay).

Shan being part dragon is bizarre and I love it. She also has her own motivations in trying to break the human curse. Part of me thinks it’s because she wants to avoid any more children being used for grotesque creations like she was. Just that touch of agency and personal interest makes her appealing to me. I could go on about her all day and I’m sure you now see that I’m not very normal about her. Lowkey been simping since I first played DS2 in late 2014 or whatever.

I even wrote her a little story with the DS2 protag back in the day. I’d like to rewrite it and publish maybe. Anyway yeah, Shanalotte is my DS2 beloved besides Lucatiel.

Alsanna ❄️

“ALSANNAAAAAA”—Ivory King. Maybe.

You may not know of the DS2 “It-couple” yet, but they are like the Ciaran and Artorias in the game. They are the epitome of “I can fix her” and “I can make him worse,” which is, funnily enough, exactly how I see Ciaran and Artorias lmao. I’m admittedly soft for the trope of “black cat and golden retriever” type pairs if they are written well.

But Alsanna is more than just one half of a romantic plot. She is the fourth daughter of Manus and the “redeemed one,” if you will. She is her father’s fear, which basically meant she herself was the personification of anxiety lol. She says it herself in the game.

She went looking for a king to corrupt in order to feel stronger and gain power, but she ended up with the Ivory King…who was like…a pretty cool guy. He knew what she was trying to do and didn’t care. Her dark powers even corrupted parts of his kingdom, but he was just kind to her and treated her with dignity. This changed her heart eventually and she ended up devoting herself to protecting the kingdom with him. I won’t say what happens, but it’s a really bittersweet story that Alsanna gladly shares. I love her. She’s a good bean.

AND HER DESIGN. I swear, she’s one of the big reasons why I’d want a Remaster of DS2, because my poor girl is tormented by gritty pixels, but she has a lovely look. Here’s what she is SUPPOSED to look like to us:

Cosplay by harridana

Girl is slaying ngl. My fav redeemed Manus daughter fr.

Fume Knight Raime 🐦‍⬛

Me??? Having the knight with a raven aesthetic as a blorbo? Naaahhhh.

This is SO unexpected.

Anyway, Raime is mah boi. This gothy edgelord saw right through Nashandra and Vendrick’s doomed marriage and got kicked out for being loud about it. Basically.

He also lost a fight to his golden boi rival, Velstadt, who was a Vendrick SIMP. Although, technically they probably both were at first, but Raime was too alt. He had to be exiled.

Then he latched on to Nadalia instead…Manus’ most lonely daughter. Raime is infatuated with her in the game, and I kinda interpret it as a mother-son thing. Basically, Raime had an Oedipus complex lmao. Reject the father (Vendrick) and embrace the mother (Nadalia).

I could be wrong, but that’s how it comes off. It’s also totally ironic how Raime knew Nashandra was sus but fell for Nadalia anyway. He’s a hypocrite, but he’s MY hypocrite and I love him. His story and design are great.

Nashandra ♠️

Nashandra…I’m so normal. She was the original Marika fr. I love evil blonde queens <3

I don’t wanna spoil the whole damn plot of DS2, so I’ll just say….I love how this literal fragment of dark became so politically savvy and cunning that she basically toppled a kingdom. I like to imagine some more complicated feelings between Vendrick and Shandra than ‘guy simps and takes massive L.”

Yeah, that IS what happened, but Shandra fooled him for years. How? HOW? A literal manifestation of Manus’ “want” could not have been that believable…unless? I’ll leave it to your imagination.

Anyway, she is too spoilerly to talk about, but I love Nashandra both design-wise and story-wise. AND HER MUSIC IS SO GOOD.

Zullie + Alva 🪻

These two come as a package and count as one blorbo, I will not be taking criticisms. I was gonna put Creighton here, but guess who gets less screwed over in DS3? THESE TWO.

Their story is so good. Idk what it is about FromSoft’s love of “problematic female character meets chill guy and starts to hang out with him instead of murdering his ass,” but it’s…a thing lol.

Zullie, (not the YouTuber sdfgh), is such an iconic DS2 character that stole the show with her design and history while Alva has one of the best armor sets in the game. He’s also just a cool fella overall. I used to like to read about and imagine their shenanigans as a duo, and in fact, they subtly inspired my take on Leo and Ursula in Bloodborne. Noble knight and shady witch duos are fun as hell. Love these two.

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Creighton still counts, but some of these characters got better treatment and writing in the end, sadly.

#OK NOW I MUST SLEEP #I CAN HEAR BIRBS #hjdkhdj #dark souls 2 #asks #mutuals #emerald herald #shanalotte #alsanna the silent oracle #nashandra #fume knight raime #alva and zullie

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satrs · 11 months

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3, 2, 1, GO!

ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ; what type of actors I would headcanon the bllk characters as!

ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ; various blue lock characters!

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ; 0.5k ish???

Tags; none just headcanons lol. Prolly some errors, I’m so lazy rn Im sorryyyy

MAIN- ACTOR!

╰┈➤plays the role of the protagonist of a film, television show or play.

Is very well experienced in his job and flawlessly executes every role he gets assigned to.

only accepts Main character rolls since he sees himself as the best actor of his time and there is not one theater where you don’t see his face on the screen.

Is worldwide famous and known for his various roles in many of his successful movies.

Has a sea directors to choose from because everyone is anticipating to have this prominent actor to represent the main role in their movies.

Everyone hates their egotistical nature, but they can’t deny their impressive acting skills.

✎ Isagi Yoichi. Michael Kaiser. Itoshi Sae. Noel Noa.

FANS FAVOURITE!

╰┈➤who is very popular with the fans of a particular movie or television show.

Has men and women gawking and simping for him since he played that one role in a recent movie that literally went up in the charts as quick as wildfire.

Literally everyone and their mom talks about about him, almost forgetting about the movie itself.

Gets recognized anywhere he goes, fans swarming over him and begging to take pictures or get an autograph, some even looking up to him as an idol.

But of course where people love you, there are also people who hate. Paparazzi all over him and also a lot of scandals about him, some might be true and some might be not almost all of them are true lol.

✎ Oliver Aiku. Karasu Tabito. Nanase Nijiro. Yukimiya Kenyu.

CO-STAR!

╰┈➤who a part that supports the lead characters but sometimes follows their own storyline.

If you think the main characters steal the show of the side characters, then you’re wrong with this co-star.

If not it’s the other way around with him stealing the spotlight of the main protagonists- charismatic nature and handsome appearance always catching the eyes of every viewer.

There are SOOOO many edits about him everywhere I’m not kidding. I can imagine how his colleagues get quite jealous and mad at him for gaining all of the attention from the fans😭.

✎ Itoshi Rin. Chigiri Hyoma. Loki Julian. Hiroi Yo.

STUNTMAN!

╰┈➤who is employed to take an actor's place in performing dangerous stunts.

LOVESSS his job and could never imagine doing any other kind of acting. He lives for the thrill and action, anticipating to leave the audience in surprise, excitement and shock.

Is known for really risky stunts in famous movies, doing the stunts of many famous actors, like the ones mentioned above. Sees himself superior to them since he does ‘the real and hard work’.

Gained most of his fanbase from his social media, since the stunt-mans don’t get that much screentime or are sometimes not really identifiable. He posts a lot - from behind the scenes to bloopers of his failed stunts- there is A LOT.

Friends and family always warn him about the job, but he just brushes it off every time talking about how ‘it’s all just play pretend’ it’s not he broke his bones more than 20 times LMAOOO.

✎ Shidou Ryusei. Barou Shoei. Bachira Meguru. Gagamaru Gin.

SERIES REGULAR!

╰┈➤who is a member of a television show's main cast who appears in the show consistently over its run.

He isn’t in many movies nor series, but he has that one specific series/tv show where he plays in every single season.

No matter where you start- season one or end with the very last season- he is there.

Feels more comfortable playing in one than multiple series because he can focus on just this one role and file it into perfection and also really enjoys the fanbase.

It’s unimaginable to mention the series without referencing him- it’s more likely that people mention him before the series itself.

✎ Mikage Reo. Kunigami Rensuke. Otoya Eita. Nagi Seishiro

ᵃˡˡ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍˢ ᵗᵒ k-azus.°

#◛⑅·˚ ᵂᴼᴿᴷ #♡˳ᴮᴸᴸᴷ #blue lock #bllk #bllk headcanons #blue lock headcanons #nagi seishiro #blue lock shidou #michael kaiser #itoshi sae #itoshi rin #bachira meguru #reo mikage #bllk barou

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llondonfog · 1 year

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This is actually kind of funny but apparently there’s a mass turning from Malleus simps into Silver simps. I can’t believe Silver gained a bigger following from standing up to his prince. It’s kinda funny tbh-

I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY!!

Like I love ALL the diasomnia boys, don't get me wrong, but I feel with Silver there was a distinct neutral take to his character from the fandom for quite some time? A lot of folks had strong emotions one way or another to Malleus/Lilia/Sebek because they are either such brash, entertaining characters or play very heavily to that mysterious and tortured individual trope. With Silver, we didn't get to see much of his emotions or see him have a direct effect on the storyline until the Spectral Halloween event and the Fairy Gala event, so I think most people thought he had a very pretty design and was a sweet character overall, but didn't necessary present a compelling story unless you went looking for it.

NOW THOUGH.....I think the community is really rallying around him because he represents something that a lot of us (especially us older fans lol) are coming to terms with— that our parents are aging and one day, that inevitable part of life will come to pass, no matter how much you may wish it wouldn't. There's a distinct genuine innocence to him that I personally find refreshing from all the NRC boys— there's no underlying motive, no manipulation, no casual cruelty at the expense of others. He simply is a good guy who wants to be there for his family as best as he can be, and love his father until the very end.

And now the more we learn of his story, the more we can see the sheer IMPACT he's had on the entire diasomnia clan. Sebek couldn't fathom a dream without them all being together, no matter how much he blusters otherwise. Malleus overblotted with Silver's tears being the final push over the edge, wanting to do something that would preserve the happiness of those he loves most. Lilia of course is leaving because it frightens him too much to allow his son to see him at such a weak state, because he loves him too much and fears his reaction.

All along, Silver's been the glue that holds Diasomnia together, and he's desperately fighting to save his family from falling apart, and we're all rooting from him to be successful, because I think we want the same. We want a happy ending for him, we want him to be able to spend Lilia's remaining days by his side, we want to see him smile because he's done nothing but sacrifice for his family, and I'm so, so happy that the fandom at large is recognizing him for representing how the power of true, unconditional love can make the greatest of impacts in those around you.

Of course, it doesn't hurt that they gave him one of the prettiest magics in all the game lol

#lettie's asks #twst spoilers #twisted wonderland silver #twst silver #SORRY I GOT EMOTIONAL I REALLY JUST LOVE HIM OKAY

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ghostieevie · 1 year

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Gain Courage

Link was gone, and Ravio couldn’t handle it.

Link came back, left again, and Ravio knew too late that he loved him.

Legend came back, and Ravio was gone. Legend couldn’t handle it.

Now Ravio has to fight in a war that’s not his own. Aiding a different Link through his adventures and fighting his own demons as well.

He has to gain courage. After all, he won’t survive as the coward he is. That isn’t an option, because he has to get back to his Link.

Or: Ravio gets pulled into Hyrule Warriors. He kicks ass, takes names and simps for his Mr. Hero.

Don’t expect a schedule lol

It had been thirteen months, two weeks, six days and ten hours since Link fell through a portal that appeared from under him, and closed before Ravio could even blink.

It had been ten months, three days, seven hours and six minutes since Link came back as Legend three months after Ravio saw him disappear.

It had been one week after that, that Link was torn from him again.

It had been nine months, one week, four days and nine hours since Ravio had gotten the first of many letters which prompted a constant back and forth of writing.

It had been then, as he clutched the precious letters to his chest that Ravio realized that he was hopelessly, undoubtedly and stupidly in love with Link. Head over heels? No no no more like tumbling down several hills and mountains before impaling his heart with a stick.

And it had been exactly one minute, that as Ravio was placing some of his most important items into his bag, that he himself was falling into a dark swirling purple abyss, positively reeking of dark magic.

And as he closed his eyes, he hopes he would end up with Link on the other side. But fate was always one to play tricks.

❦

Ravio hummed a cheery tune as he walked up the leaf covered pathway to Link’s house. He had just returned from the market because they ran out of ingredients durning breakfast. Ravio glanced up at the mid-day sun. Okay, so maybe lunch. He shook his head as he opened the door. Grinning he cupped a hand to his mouth.

“Oh honey!~ I’m home!~” He made sure to drag the ‘o’s out in a typical annoying fashion. Link groaned (good naturedly to the few who knew him) ahead of him, lounging at the table.

“Not married, fuck you. And even if we were, you would the house wife. You stole my line.” Ravio scoffed as he lifted up his hood. He cocked his hip and placed a hand on it in sass and faux confidence.

“Oh? Is that because you never do any housework, go to the market or cook?” Ravio pointed a finger at him. “Well then of course I’m the stay at home partner!” Ravio held back a smile under a playful scowl as Link began to hold in a laugh.

“Oh ho ho? Now your laughing at me? That’s it! We’re getting divorced and I’m taking…” Ravio trailed, looking around the room. He quickly grabbed a small plush rabbit.

“Mr.Hero jr. with me!” And with that it seemed that the man burst out laughing. Ravio began to laugh himself at the inane joke. Internally however his heart melted and he wanted to paint the scene in front of him, he hadn’t had a clue why.

The light from the window seemed perfect, hitting the hero from the side in all the right places. Link himself was still sitting in the rosewood chair, slightly curled in himself with one arm across his stomach and the other held up so his hand could futilely hide his laughter.

Ravio stood mesmerized by the light playing with the pink strands in front of Link’s face he could never manage to stay dyed, from his pink bunny adventures that Ravio would tease him of, hence the soft baby pink rabbit in his hands. He wanted to stop time, for just this moment.

Ravio shook himself out of his thoughts, bringing himself back to the moment as Link stopped laughing. (He couldn’t help but miss the sound) The merchant bent down and began to pick up the cloth bags he used for shopping, that he set down sometime durning the conversation, only to look up as gloved hands picked up half of the bags in one swoop.

“Well I wouldn’t much of a husband if I didn’t help out, no?” Link grabbed a few more and headed into the kitchen, Ravio following suit.

❦

“…nd then he told me that the bread was blessed! If that wasn’t just plain ridiculous, then further proof was that I didn’t sense jack crap from it! Honestly just tell me your up charging bread.” Ravio finished his rant as he bit down angrily on a bite of beef stroganoff… and promptly melted into the bite of his favorite food. (Unbeknownst to him, Link found him quite endearing, perhaps even cute… and mentally slapped himself.)

“I would have figured people would have tried to stop scamming you by now. After all, you are the biggest scam of them all.” Ravio gasped at his words, trying to act offended. Pfft, he knew that he was a scammer. How would he make a living otherwise? Honest profit? Perish the thought.

“I’ll have you know I am but a fair merchant, I’ll even let you take something for free!” He trilled, pointing his fork dramatically to punctuate his statement. Ravio was already planning on giving Link something free for his quest he would be going on after lunch.

“Yeah right.” Link flicked his nose, causing Ravio to drop his fork and hold it with his hands. He pouted at Link as he was getting up.

“Well then, I’ll just have to show you! Come on Mr.Hero!” Ravio went up to the bedroom with Link behind him. Ravio slid out two small boxes from under the bed. (“How?? How did I not notice that under my bed-“) He nervously chewed on his tongue as he rose to his feet.

“Kay! So this won’t look like much but this will offer you some basic protection from the elements.” Ravio began to ramble as he sat on the bed and gestured for Link to do the same. “Mostly everything, so long as you don’t jump into lava or get frozen in a block of ice for more than twenty four hours.” He lightly glared at Link at the last part. He put his hands up in mock surrender.

“Okay, that wasn’t my fault and it was only half an hour!” Link attempted to defend himself as he took a seat next to him. Honestly, Ravio was worried sick when he came back with blue lips and fingers!

“Yeah, well it happened so this should make sure you don’t die via ice block.” Ravio stuck his tongue out. Link huffed and rolled his eyes before Ravio handed him one of the boxes, the darker one of the two. He held his breath baitedly as the box was examined closely, before it was opened. Inside lay an intricately carved wooden ring. The dark cherry wood was carved to give the illusion that two wooden pieces were intertwined, like a braid but with only two pieces and not three. And most notably, the purple gem that lay in the middle.

Ravio squirmed as the silence dragged on, and began his horrid stuttering. “The taa- Ahem the taaffeite- gah! The taaffeite is said to bring good luck and fortune. I carved this ring myself y’kno- ack!” His sentence was cut short by the hero tackling him into a tight hug. He didn’t know what to do, if he was honest. The last time he was hugged… oh goddess when was the last time? Wait hold on… Link of all people was hugging him. The least tactile person in Hyrule.

“Thanks, Rav. This is- you MADE this for me?…” He nodded before Link backed away. Ravio could actually burst in excitement. He lit up as he remembered one last thing up his sleeve.

“Not only that buuut-“ Ravio opened the other box which held a similar design but with a bright pink thulite gem in place of the taaffetite. He put it on. “I have one to match! Put yours on and I’ll show you why!” Link took a second to look at Ravio’s own ring, probably realizing the matching colors to eachother. It wasn’t what Ravio had intended but it worked out alright. The other eventually slid on his own ring.

Ravio grinned as he pushed a bit of magic through the ring, and watched Links face as his own ring responded with a light glow, and what should be a slight tugging sensation.

“This is so that I can at least know your alive and well. Just push a small- ish amount of magic through, and it reacts.” Ravio explained. Link nodded, and he could feel a small yank, enough to pull his hand forward. The ring glowed bright. Ravio giggled, and waved Link off.

“It shouldn’t take much or any magic. That being said, if you’re completely drained you can also tap it on something containing similar magic to yours. It won’t feel the same, more impersonal than with your own but it should do.” Ravio watched Link concentrate once more, and this time as the ring reacted, it was subtle just like how he himself had done it.

Ravio cheered, he did it! Link rolled his eyes and playfully pushed his shoulder. “Shouldn’t I be the one celebrating? Why are you more excited than me about me being able to control my magic flow?” Link teased. And to anyone else it was in a harsh tone, but not to him. To Ravio it was playful and an obvious attempt to provoke another banter match.

Sadly, Link had to leave before to much longer lest he not reach a safe place before dark.

“Oh hush! Don’t you have stuff to pack?” And as Link walked out of the room, Ravio couldn’t help but want him to stay longer.

❦

Ravio sighed, glaring as he put more rations and snacks in. He had the space! Besides, who knew how long this would take? What if he ended up somewhere with no clean water? Or if there was contaminated food?

“Mr.Hero, it’s not wasting food if it’s a good precaution. I’d rather have a bit of food leftover than you starving.” The man in question rolled his eyes for the fifth time but finally stopped trying to get him to give up on packing more food. Ravio decided to be a little cheeky now. So as soon as Link looked away, he slipped in a bright pink handkerchief with a bunny, tying it to a water skin so it would most definitely be taken out.

What did he expect? After shoving more stuff than necessary into the bag he finally handed it to Link.

“Alright I’m done! You better not be coming back fried like a baked cuckoo, ya hear?” Ravio pushed the bag into Links chest as he turned around, having just strapped on his weapons. The bag collided into him, and he made an ‘oof’ noise.

“Me? You’re the mother cuckoo here.” Link flicked Ravio’s nose, causing him to startle back. “No wait, you’re a rabbit.” He’s taking offense to that!

“Hey! I’m just-“ Ravio broke off. Something felt… off. He focused in. The magic felt weird?

“Mr.Hero? The magic. Something’s wrong.” Almost swirly. It was almost like it was congregating around a point… the floor? Ravio’s eyes widened in realization, and he made to grab Link. His hand was almost there!

“Ravio! Don’t-“

It was too late. Ravio’s fingers only just brushed fabric as the hero fell, far from his grasp and far from him. He couldn’t breath. Link was gone. He was gone. Ravio was useless AGAIN. Ravio couldn’t shake the hero’s expression from his mind, the panic in his eyes. And he…

He tried to save Ravio. He tried to make sure Ravio didn’t fall in as well. It seemed the portal wouldn’t let him though, because he stomped on it. The concentrated magic swirled but it was only like glass for him. He fell to his knees and banged on the portal over and over again, until it disappeared. His knuckles began to split but he didn’t, couldn’t, care.

He kept hitting the ground, as if it would spit him back out. And when that didn’t work he screamed at the ground but nothing made a difference. Eventually, Ravio couldn’t even scream anymore.

❦

It was an hour later that Zelda arrived, feeling the magic imbalance. All that she found was Ravio, his hands bloody and bruised. He was only staring blankly at the floor.

“Ravio?” At the mention of his name he slowly dragged his gaze upwards to meet hers.

“He’s gone.” Ravio whispered. He clutched his hair with bloody hands and tugged his hood back on. “He’s… he’s really…”

Zelda fell before him, tugging him into an embrace as the first tear fell.

#Gain courage #the legend of zelda #ravio #Link #a link between worlds #linked universe #legend linked universe #fanfic #ao3 stuff #ao3 fanfic #raviolink

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headfullofpresley · 2 years

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Can I say how much I agree with you guys - This constant need for some to remind the rest of us about the reality of Elvis's situation near the end of his life is so uncalled for. As if we aren't constantly aware of it, or that we don't know what he was going through. To each their own, of course, but people shouldn't feel bad for liking him at a certain era.

definitely! some people act as if we're completely disregarding his health issues and simping over him when he was on his 'death bed', meanwhile he was still enjoying himself in hawaii in march, but i guess we're the ones who are misinformed. 😴

i'm salty about this because it feels like they're pretending they know eeeeveryyythingggg about this man's life and as if we are the ones who don't give a shit about elvis and are so misinformed because we haven't read every book that was ever written about him (which i honestly doubts he likes, seeing the private person he was but ok). don't call us uneducated and misinformed - some of us have been here before the elvis movie, like sit your ass down.

the fact that the word "fat" keeps thrown around bothers me as well bc as far as i recall, that shit didn't come from us "simps". AND what's wrong with being fat? what's wrong with elvis being fat? sure, he didn't gain weight in the best conditions but imo he still looked good at some points and that has everything to do with personal preferences rather than sexualizing him.

there's so so so much more shit i want to say but right now, i think it's better if i keep my mouth shut because i'm annoyed and angry in this moment lol. SORRY NONNIE FOR THE RANT. 💀

ps: someone's mental health is not a disease. men who are sick still deserve love and affection. calling someone an alien is disrespectful. just say y'all are fatphobic and go.

#tam rants #these mfs really got me heated #fuck right off #big daddy supremacy 🤴🏻

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sukirichi · 3 years

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black magic [01]

REQUEST. arranged marriage + enemies to lovers (sukuna is a simp and lowkey a housewife)

CONTENT/WARNINGS. some suggestive scenes, but overall fluff and romance! slight crack fic, I guess? I was laughing when I wrote this lol

NOTES. I NEED A HUSBAND! SUKUNA I’M GOING TO CRY GOODBYE THIS HAS ME SOFT. also anon i’m not sure if you wanted something with more ~sexual tension~ since this is kind of just comedic, but I hope you like it anyway!

part one | part two (nsfw)

“This is new,” you comment with a glare, your ankle propped on Sukuna’s knee.

“Shut up,” he rolls his eyes, pushing your skirt aside to clean the wounds you attained through exorcising curses. You’ve taken a particularly strong curse today and you’re caught off guard, barely finishing the mission unscathed. Limping all the way back home isn’t easy especially since you live on top of the darned mountain, but if Sukuna’s going to kneel in front of you like this...maybe it wasn’t too tough a journey. “You should stop going to missions you’re not ready for. Look at you, all wounded and bloody.”

“You sound like you care.”

“You’re my wife,” he huffs while dropping the bloody towel on the floor. Sukuna wraps the bandage around your ankle and carries you bridal style even though you’re perfectly capable of walking, but he shoots you a silencing glare. You’d have knocked him in the face any other day, but he’s particularly warm and smells nice today – plus you’re beat – that you bury your face in his chest, ignoring that stupid fluttering in your stomach. “Of course I do.”

You snicker, mind tracing back to your earlier years of this dreaded marriage.

It definitely wasn’t the best – the memories blurring between strangling each other to making out as if breathing was never a thing – and it felt like forever ago when you first met him.

You’d never say it out loud, but... you don’t regret this arranged marriage. Not when Sukuna is tucking himself beside you on the bed, your head above his muscular chest a place similar to home. He covers both your bodies over with a blanket, pulling your body closer to him with a strong arm, his lips pressing onto the crown of your head.

Ugh, you think to yourself, giving in to the need to cuddle your husband after a long day of work. You still refuse to say it out loud, though, and you irk him further by muttering, “That’s not what you said two years ago.”

“I wasn’t in love with you then.”

“I refuse to be married to you!”

Sukuna fights back the urge to cover his ears. Ever since your clan decided to visit his land and started exorcising curses one by one, his life has been nothing but hell. Not only are your relatives the most arrogant people ever with a consistent god complex, they just had to let their little mortal child be in charge of taking on the stronger curses. Seriously, what were they thinking, sending you – who’s barely even out of their training bra years – to deal with curses like him?

Everyone knows Sukuna is a no bullshit man. He won’t hesitate to cut your head off the moment you came raging at him, but then he sees how young you are and decides to send you back to your family.

Expecting that everyone would just call it a day and he’d get offerings for his unexpected mercy, Sukuna is beyond stupefied when they send you back to his temple, all dressed pretty with a basket of fruits and flowers braided in your hair. He remembers growling because you look adorable, but that’s easily wiped away when you open your mouth, your voice scratchy against his ears as you stomp your feet like the young mortal you are.

Sukuna pushes a thumb to his forehead to ease the impending headache, and that’s just from your presence. Something inside him tells that you’re going to be a bigger pain than you look.

“You don’t have much of a choice. You should’ve thought of that before deciding to run rampage over my land,” he reminds, turning boredly to his lone servant from above his throne. Sukuna isn’t impressed, to say the least, especially with your clan’s audacious proposition to gain his favour just this once. “Is this really the woman you bring me – the one they insist to be my wife?”

“She is their best fighter, my Lord.”

Well, he can’t disagree to that. You did, after all, single-handedly give him a cut on the cheek. “She’s feisty indeed.”

“Don’t talk as if I’m not here!”

“Mouthy too,” he mumbles to himself, but your sorcerer senses are sharp and easily picks up on it. He sees you flush angry again, looking immensely adorable with your tiny fists clenched like that and he snorts, waving a hand in the air. “Whatever. Get the wedding over with,” he nods to his servant, his sigh loud and tired as he makes his way to you.

You don’t stiffen at each haunting step, his eyes only glimmering harder with entertainment. It’s rare to find a mortal that doesn’t quiver at the sight of him, the urge to break you only growing stronger.

Even as he cups your face, making sure to not let his claws dig into your precious skin, Sukuna smirks. You’ll be entertaining indeed.

So Sukuna makes a promise, four eyes surveying the way your body is starting to fill in curves at the right places, the swell of your flesh just perfect in his hands... He chuckles to himself, daunting you further as he leans down to your ear, taking pleasure in the slight way your breath hitches. “Maybe then I’ll get to teach you a lesson or two.”

You’re definitely something else, taking advantage of each presented opportunity and not wasting any time before you make your move. Right after the wedding and everyone’s left, leaving you alone with your new husband behind closed doors; you push him until he’s on the ground, legs straddling each side of his hips while you growl above him – the sound similar to a battle cry.

Sukuna merely smirks, barely moving a muscle as his large hands come up to rest on your hips to steady you. “I’ve imagined countless ways you’d be on top of me like this,” his eyes light up with humour upon feeling the cold blade on his skin, “None of them included a knife on my neck though.”

“Shut your mouth. I will kill you myself,” you warn, pressing your knife harder until it draws a slight tinge of blood.

You hardly look threatening above him like this, dolled up to look the best in your wedding with this cursed being. If anything, you look more divine than deadly, and Sukuna thinks that perhaps your beauty could be your best weapon. You are bewitching, after all.

“I refuse to be your Queen and sit next to your throne.”

“Then why didn’t you stop the wedding?”

“I—”

Sukuna’s teasing grin grows wider when you pull back, trying so hard to not trip over your words. It takes all of his self-restraint to not take you right then and there, but he does a good job of holding back, enjoying this view above him instead. “Could it be you’re attracted to me after all, hm, little one?”

“Do not test me, Curse. I’m more than capable of exorcising you myself.”

“Oh, I don’t doubt that. You’re the strongest in the Gojo clan, are you not?” he prompts to appease you, “I don’t even want to see what you’re capable of, but maybe, just maybe...” just as his eyes darken, the edges of his lips turning up into a smirk, Sukuna digs his claws into your thigh in a possessive show of ownership, a painful reminder that you’re his now. “...You could put on a little show for me?”

“I hate you!”

Experienced and strong as you are, you’re nothing compared to a thousand year old curse who’s killed a lot more people faster than you could blink. Sukuna immediately notices the animalistic way you draw your blade, arm swung back with rage written all over your face. Before you could so much as bat an eye, he easily switches the positions until you’re under him, using only one hand to pin your arms above your head, your blade effortlessly thrown to the other side of the room.

“As I thought, you’re a lot prettier under me like this,” he observes, roaming his eyes shamelessly over the fabric clinging prettily to your body. You’ve fallen silent at his unconcealed attention, your compliance enticing him to lean closer just to inhale your intoxicating scent.

“Not so feisty now, little one? Where’d all your hatred for me go?” Sukuna pulls back with widened eyes, “Oh? Am I hearing it wrong or is your pathetic human heart beating so loud right now?” You refuse to look at him, wriggling your hips in an attempt to leave, completely unaware that the mere movement is hypnotizing the curse above you. Sukuna grips your hips in warning, not wanting to destroy you – not now, anyway. “You know all you need to do is say it. I’d gladly take you right here and then.” His words spoken with that deep, throaty voice immediately sends a wave of heat down your core, but you turn away from him, breathing hard and nervously; something Sukuna picks up on in an instant. “Little one...have you never had a man hold you like this before?”

“N-no...”

“I see. Pure and innocent behind that ferocity, huh?” He surprises you by pulling away, smoothening his white robes down as he leaves you panting still on the floor. “Fine. I won’t touch you unless you ask me to.”

“I’d rather die before that ever comes out from my mouth.”

“We’ll see about that,” he smirks, winking at you before he shuts the door. “Little one.”

There’s a lot of weird – and utterly inconvenient things – about being Sukuna’s wife. The man eats everything, absolutely everything, and it doesn’t help that he sucks at hunting too. For a man so huge and burly, he sure is lazy, preferring to do the laundry in the riverside instead while you go out every day to prepare your meals.

You actually don’t mind, but it’s very fun to complain around him.

You’re on your way back to the temple when Sukuna grabs at you, making you drop the freshly caught birds onto the ground. Your brows furrow, about to scold him for being too eager again when Sukuna stares at your arm, his lips pressing into a thin line.

Following his line of sight, your lips form an ‘o’ shape. There’s blood trickling down your forearm from his claws accidentally cutting you, guilt written all over his face. Another weird thing about Sukuna is that he babbles a lot when he’s emotional, and you’re too tired to hear him beat himself over it that you just drag him inside your room, sitting his ass down before taking a clipper.

Sukuna scoffs when you start cutting his nails. It irks him that you don’t even bother wiping the blood off first and he tsks, eyes narrowed at you. “You should have thicker skin.”

You roll your eyes as you file his nails; you’ve been married to him long enough to know it’s his way of saying sorry. Not wanting to let him wallow in guilt any louder, you pad kisses over his knuckles before swiping the black ink off your desk, using a pen brush to colour your nails instead. Sukuna hovers behind you, head tilted to the side as he watched you. “Are you painting your nails black?” he utters in disbelief, trying to ignore the fact he feels...proud and even a little smug. “Not so fitting for the angelic sorcerer now, isn’t it?”

“I’m only doing this so you don’t feel left out.”

“Maybe I’ll add markings to your pretty face too,” he cups your jaw to make you turn to him, landing a solid kiss flat to your lips which makes you sigh, pretending to be annoyed but leaning over for another peck anyway. Sukuna laughs and pulls you onto his lap, kissing your neck this time around, a little annoyed that you don’t stop in brandishing your nails. “Wife, what do you think?”

“I have work, Sukuna. You flirting with me doesn’t change the fact I need to go.”

“Come home safe for me, at least?” he breathes down your neck, his touch sending shivers down your spine. You’ve definitely changed since the first time he’s met you, starting from a mean (although he stands strong that you are still mean to him sometimes) temperamental little one to a mature, stronger sorcerer who’s secretly weak for his wife.

Unable to resist him as always, you turn around once you’ve finished painting your nails, rubbing your nose over his until your strong, scary husband is turning into putty at your hands. “Of course I will,” you peck his lips one last time, Sukuna’s eyes closing as he dives in for a deeper kiss. “I’ll always come back home to my handsome husband.”

If anyone were to ask how it’s possible that the King of Curses is actually very soft for his sorcerer wife, everyone would claim it’s impossible and a heresy – but if you ask Sukuna, it’s probably just black magic doing its wonders.

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Franky x Male!Reader Headcannons (Pt2)!

*(PART 2 LETSS GOO. I was so happy and nervous to make it cause so many people liked the first one and I was like, “How do I make part 2 just as good??” A DINNER DATEE!)

-Summary: Anya, Yor, and Loid set up a dinner date for you and Franky until a couple of bad guys pop in.

-After Anya met you and Franky, reading both of your thoughts, she goes on her own mission! Get these gay men together! She would most definitely tell Yor to help her and persuade Loid to help out aswell!

- Loid and Anya help Franky practice and gain the confidence to ask you out but once he approaches you he just is a melting blushing mess! Surprisingly though you read his mind and you asked him on a date and he shyly accepts!

-Loid obviously helps Franky with his outfit since he just doesn’t know what he’s doing! Yor helps aswell by finding a good place for them to dine at and through a lot of wine she drunkenly chooses a dinner date at night! She was just so nervous and wanted the best for you both since shes never went on a date herself!

-Once Franky gets to the location he’s so nervous and has spaghetti legs! What if he doesn’t like the flowers?(when I mean flowers I mean your preferred kind and if you don’t like flowers than gift lol.) How do I approach him even?! His mind is all over the place and before he considers leaving here you are! This guy just all red just basking in your light!

-Once you both get to your table at the restaurant you both seem to have your tongue tied with words until you both talk at the same time which causes the awkwardness to cease. You both talk about your experiences with love and dating but while that’s all happening Anya, Drunk Yor, and Loid are spying on your date!

-Turns out Loid had put a microphone device on Franky so he’ll know what to talk about and as much as you even knew you didn’t want to ruin the mood. Plus, you’re having a good time answering the questions so where’s the pain in that?

- After you both left the restaurant you both were hesitant to hold hands but before Franky could even try a couple of girls (from part one lol) and some guys they were with caught his attention.

-He of course tried to mind his business but before you both had a chance to leave those girls seemed to gossip to those guys saying how Franky ‘borrowed’ some money from them but never gave it back so now they’re trying to pick up a fight!

-Before they could even put his hands on him you grabbed that thugs hand, breaking his fingers and threatening them that if they did more that what was needed you’d make it ten times as worse. You didn’t want your date to be ruined!

-Of course they didn’t listen yet you were able to apprehend all of them and Franky was JUST IN AWE. He was just SIMPING over how strong and protective of him you are! He can’t help it! After you were done teaching them a lesson and telling those ladies to get themselves lost with those thugs one of the ladies rudely asked that Franky was gay all along.

-”So what if I am? What does that change that I love him and want to spend my life with him?”

-He was so confidently saying that as if you weren't listening! Good job getting our male reader blushing and getting all embarrassed!

-After that you both officially start being boyfriends and Anya always thinks you both are fighting all the time since you both seem you have alot to say to eachother when you both are just bottling up the fact you both want to say you love eachother so much with so much detail! Even Anya sometimes doesn’t want to hear it!

-Franky is a not very PDA man but in closed doors or with the Forgers he loves holding your hand, cuddling under a blanket, and peck kissing all over your face!

-He will love watch shows with you only just to see your reactions to it. Any expression you make is breath taking! He’ll also get you things he think you would like to see you smile!

-He’ll usually call you sweetheart or my miracle (because he believes that you being with him is such a miracle :(( <3 )

-As for you would call him darling, my little gremlin (when you want to passionately joke with him though he doesn’t like that name lol), my wife (man will blush saying to stop calling him that but he doesn’t hate it and rather loves when you call him that because he wants to marry you and start a family together :)) <3 ), and scruffy (you usually call him that when Anya is around but he hates that nickname lol)

-He will most definitely steal two identical partner rings from a mission with Loid and make you wear one while he wears another with the inside of the ring engraved with text saying, “Together forever.”

-He will constantly find a way to include you in a conversation, often complimenting you <3 Yor: I was actually very nervous trying to subdue the bull... Franky: I bet my boyfriend can easily do it without lifting a finger (YOUR THAT MESMERIZING TO HIM)

-Often times when he spies on you during your missions to make sure you’re fine and because he loves the way you fight! You may be terrible at running because you get exhausted easily but the way you easily dodge the enemies attack and able to break their bones after makes it seem like your sliding and dancing at the same time and he just falls in love all over again! <3

-Despite you being skilled and him being confident you’ll be fine he’s still anxious that one day you’ll be hurt really badly and can’t recover :(( If you do end up slightly hurt like a cut he immediately know what to do and how to do it! He researches beforehand on how to treat wounds so you won’t have to do it yourself, he’s a such a service boyfriend <3

-(OKAY IM DONE NOW WITH PART 2 :D If you have any requests for spy x family or other such feel free to! Have a lovely day!)

#sxf #x male reader #franky x male reader #franky x reader #sxf x reader #sxf x male reader #headcannons

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(i had to repost lol- it wasn’t showing up on my page)

this the request: part 3 of thiccy gf hcs ??? with kuroo, terushima, sakusa, and daichi and/or atsumu 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 i must be fed

i understand your need for them

and as a member of the thunder-thigh committee, i am happy to write about my fellow sexy women! (another 4:56 am ramble i refuse to delete)

part one

part 2 <3

i mixed this with this ask ; Pt. 3 of the thicc af gf with Aone, Osamu, Kyotani, Daichi, Kuguri, and Terushima plz? 🥺

this got wayyyyyyyyy long

4, 685 words. my finger slipped?

Kuroo tetsuro

this guy has been trying to get you since first year

he’s that dedicated

and you didn’t even notice, he was just a flirty friend who helped you with science

(even when he would practically put you in his lap while he went over things)

lo and behold, he finally got his chance during the third year culture festival

yeah as in he waited a whole three years for this

Eh, once again, had a whole pan to make you see him as your great future husband, aka the haunted house (a good excuse to have you hold onto him)

He has to give it to class 2-4, the did a damn good job, it was scary

Long story short you fell on top of him, boobs in face hands-on ass

~heaven~

Mans actually asked you to be his girlfriend right there, groping you and murmuring between your boobs. (he wouldn't have gotten up if the next group wasn’t approaching.)

From then on he’d literally do anything for the ass

He’s a big simp and we all know it.

Like When you wear shorts he has to ‘pull them down’ aka feel you up while pulling the hem of your shorts down ever so slightly.

Or when he gets on a knee right behind you to ‘tie his shoe’, but the school shoes have no laces.

He could be a bit more creative and he wanted to look under your skirt.

When he wants to cut the bull shit he’ll just lift the back of your skirt and rub around for a but, to hell with all the other kids in the hallway.

(did I mention that he puts things on the highest shelves so he can walk up behind you and practically dry hump you.)

Speaking of simp nation

You can't really wear anything without setting him off

Shorts drive him absolutely nuts, it's insane. But it isn't his fault that most of your shorts are spandex that cut off right at the beginning of your thighs, it's like a homemade booty lifter. He just can’t help but wanting to cop a feel.

Or the color red in general. It is ridiculous, the guy rips everything when he tries to take it off too. So that stunning red cocktail dress with the lace-up sides was not unwearable, and you only had it on for like 2 hours. And that was only because it was a friend's 18th birthday party you were both invited to.

(thanks to kuroo not letting you out of his arms you both were late and left early.)

((in his defense you looked like a full course meal and it was giving him severe blue balls, and he’s only seen you for a few minutes))

Halloween, you know. the one night you could dress up as anything. any you decide to go as a cat-girl in a maid costume. And you expected him to just take that sitting down? Hell no. the red thigh highs AND the corset middle? You're lucky it lasted as long as it did.

That my dear was bravery. His color. A cat. And a short skirt. With thigh highs!

And so, he did what he did all those other times, dragged you to sit on his lap, and opening your thighs, and like a good girl you’ll let him

If you could already tell, he gives no shits to whos watching, let ‘em see (they really never do but you get the point)

He’s also a prime thigh groper, especially when he wants to keep your legs open, he also loves thigh hic

Terushima Yuji

Another shower-offer

You were already he's so why can't he let everyone know?

Speaking of you being his, he doesn't tell people how you guys don’t together, with good reason considering you practically beat him up

Not really but that’s what he calls it, basically he tried to get with one of your friends at a party.

She just happens to not be interested in men and has a wonderful girlfriend, so she was uncomfortable but couldn't tell him to leave her alone

So you took fate into your own hands, literally, you stole Fate from class 3-2’s drink and poured it on him before slapping him and telling him about how he was a pig.

And he fell in love, you looked like an angel, a really hot angel, it didn't help you were in a white dress either

And from then on he literally once or twice, got on his knees for you, asking to give him a chance.

Honestly, it got annoying, so you just agreed to make it go away. It did, but you also gained a perv of a boyfriend who has an insatiable love for your lower half

He’s a simple creature, do take caution of his fragile being

So that means all those times you bend over in front of him he was slowly cracking and trying to figure out where the nearest storage closet is.

He thought he was having heart palpitations when he saw you in the damn dress again, apparently, he didn't see all of it. Specifically the v-neck top, and the fact it only went to the end of your ass. Needless to say, he made sure to walk behind you on every staircase that you went on

Another set off is yoga legging, like the lululemon ones, that people wear all the time. They fit you great, really really great. They were supposed to work out in them???? Why were they so skin-tight????? And he also figured out that you wore things because of them. Instant nut.

How you ask, simple.

One time he saw your underwear line through the pants and he pointed them out, they did make it seem like your ass was super soft so he saw his chance and took it.

So the next time you wore them and he didn't see the lines he was like ??????

And thus began the “Yuji hunt for lineless underwear” and he found the thongs

And you received the fucking of your life soon after.

Oh! And there’s any time you go to the beach. Literally every time.

No cap.

The first time was when you wore a red one-piece and he practically went feral. It wasn't really a one-piece if it was see-through and had the lowest neckline on the planet.

Everyone was looking at you.

He practically fucked you on the beach but held off until you got back to the hotel room.

He’s way more forward when he wants to fuck, if you could imagine. He’ll just walk up to you and tell you he wants to get some, like right now.

If you can even ignore him, he’ll throw an arm around your waist and grope around your legs, all the way to the apex.

It is also not below him to try and get you off while still wearing underwear that he will be taking after.

(i didn't say anything about his stash off orgasm ruined underwear? My bad.)

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Going beyond the fact he even has a girlfriend, y’know considering, but the fact that no one knew who you were until you showed up at nationals to cheer him on

(atsumu was even starting to think that you didn't exist and that poor kiyoomi just imagined you up, so can imagine his shock when you ran up to said boy after they won)

The whole dating thing wasn't the shocking part; it was the fact that you looked like you walked off of the Milan runway.

And you were wearing leggings and sakusa's jacket, all of a sudden everyone was interested in how that happened

It was a kind of a boring story, someone had spilled coffee in a shop that you both happen to be in

And he watched you offer the man the same disinfectant wipes that he uses!

And in the most sakusa way possible he followed you out of the shop and tried to talk to you.

An exchange of numbers and many awkward conversations (and boners) later, you were a couple.

Back to that hug, like the many others, he's let you have, it’s all just to feel how soft you were

But poor touch -starved sakusa doesn't know what to do with any of these pent up feelings.

And he has a loooooooot of them.

Multiple occasions have shaped the poor germ-boy into the horny-tornado he has become

so he’s not really into what you’re wearing, it’s more about what you’re doing

like when you wore the mask he bought you to one of his games, and you wore one of his alternate uniforms, but the kicker was how you stayed away from everyone and didn’t let a single person near you (or his shirt)

or when you helped him clean his dorm when he was doing his weekly deep clean

or when the two of you washed the dishes while trying to do one of those “try not to sing” challenges

(is it normal to get a boner when your girlfriend helps you clean? no?)

but, as much as he tries to remain emotionless on the subject, there are multiple exceptions to the “it’s not what she wears” whole thing

Like that violet puffy skirt, you wore to a study fate, the one with the white sweater? That one, the same one that he could see your panties, from anywhere he sat. and Every time you got up you would have to smooth it down to make the creases go down, but it was only ever really giving him a good idea about the shape of your ass.

(if he sees you in that skirt again he’s just going to fuck you in it)

The lesser-known horny-inducer, since he made you take it off within the first five minutes, was a dress! What kind of dress? A neon yellow see-through mesh dress. The bottom wasn’t what got him though, it was the fact that your white bra was clearly seen under the mesh top. Or maybe it was the way the skirt made your waist look super small, and how your hips looked so round and squeezable.

Yeah, no one else could experience you in that.

Not to sound like this, but sakusa is still averse to touch

BUT BUT BUT

That goes out the window when he wants to dance the devil's tango with you.

Mr. His way or no way shows up, he does it every so slightly different

If it’s just the two of you, he’ll put a hand on your shoulder and he’ll push you to your knees. And he’ll pet your head and tell you what’s about to happen and advise you to listen like a good girl.

But in the instance you are in the presence of others, he’ll stand behind you and bring you super close to him, ass to dick. (maybe he’ll grind into you a bit, just to convince you to follow him) and he’ll throw a few words in about how much of a bitch in heat you are for getting turned on in front of all of these people.

It’s best to just do what he wants before he makes you cum in your underwear.

Daichi Sawamura

oh my

you guys are the power thigh couple

powerful and defined mixed with soft and pillowy

In Fact, that’s literally how the two of you met, thanks to Tanaka and Nishinoya of course.

(let’s just pretend karasuno has a cheer squad, and you just happened to be the captain of said team)

So basically you were doing a favor for the student council, and you were supposed to ask how many third years, managers included, were on each team and each club in the school

Easy! Turns out not so much. You were still in your cheer practice uniform, which was the shortest spandex ever made, and a Karasuno school t-shirt that was ever so slightly too tight.

Anyway, you make it to the gym and open the door, and the little one, Yachi, saw you and literally screamed. (she was right by the door), and that alerted everyone else in the gym, which led to the bald boy and his short companion pushing you further into the gym.

But in the better sense, it did gain the attention of the captain! Just the exact moment he was in front of you someone pushed; your back and within a second, in some miracle like way, you both ended up on the floor and he ended up planked on top of you with a leg between your spread thighs.

Almost kissing nonetheless.

Then, like the gentleman he was, he got off and asked you if you alright and kneeled down and let you use his shoulder to try and stand back up.

You did get up, for a split second, Daichi still kneeling letting you use him as a step stool when a certain red-head was flung right into you and you went toppling forward.

Onto Daichi.

Onto Daichi's face.

Your thighs around his head.

His hands-on your ass.

Hand in his hair.

He could sit there forever, you were frozen, everyone else was frozen.

You eventually climbed off and asked how many third years there were. But he just sat there, his hands hadn’t moved either, luckily Suga answered and you were on your way.

And Daichi still didn’t move, after that incident, you had begun to see him everywhere, and eventually, he just cut the shit and asked you out.

Daddy Daichi likes seeing you in literally anything from sweatshirts to lingerie.

His favorite was the brown buttoned pencil skirt and the white blouse, that you wore to a date. You were kind of overdressed for the ramen shop and after a walk, but he didn't even care. He was so thrown off by how turned on he was he couldn't speak in full sentences.

An example:

“Yeah, the food here is- boob, I-I mean great, not boob, great, yes, great.”

The second.

Was a bathrobe.

Can you see where I'm going with that? Simply you look hot.

His favorite part of the night was ripping it off of you.

And like the first time you met, he had his head in your thighs <3

Atsumu Miya

You met poor atsumu at a party.

He tried to shoot his shot, y’know he sees a cute lady he’s just gotta try and show you what you could be getting

he had it all planned, he was going to walk up behind you and run his hands over your delicious curves and ask you if you were in need of any help

he doesn’t take into account that a having a random guy just start groping you and pressing himself behind a girl was panic-inducing

so when he dropped your waist, you freaked out and may or may not have punched him in the dick

while he was in a. world of pain you age to figure out what the hell had just happened to you

then you noticed him on the floor, and when he noticed you looking at him he put this forced cocky smirk on and gave you a “how you doing”

You took pity on the poor creature and helped him up and got him some ice, then conversed with him for the majority of the rest of the night.

And he just hasn't left you alone since

(and, you learned this far later, that he went so far to tell Sakusa and Kageyama all about you and how amazing you are, and has even sent them- more than one- picture

But in other news, he’s very horny

So really all that means is he always has his hands on you

Like during practice breaks when you're allowed to come down and talk to him for a bit, give him some things, but it normally just consists of him sitting on the bench and you standing in front of him.

While his hands rest on your hips and his face is shoved into the valley between your breasts, and he just sits and listens to you as you brush a hand through his hair.

Or sometimes, if he had been having a rough time, he’ll just have his hands under your skirt and he’ll feel around for a bit while grumbling about how people cant hit his sets

But for being the possessive bastard he is, he sure likes letting you wear all those outfits

Like the booty shorts and tank top, you wore to bring them food during the summer training camp. That same camp that the two of you disappeared at and he came back looking like he had won the lottery.

Or the cute little red dress you wore to your anniversary date? The one that made him have a hard-on the entire time you were at dinner. He knows the waiter remembers, he also bets the waiter remembers seeing him fucking you in the car when his shift was over.

And that time you wore his jersey to bed and sent him a picture of it. It was such a good picture that he made it his lock screen for everyone to see.

He just likes looking at you tbh.

Aone Takanobu

you guys didn’t meet in some weird perverted way, it was actually really cute!

Not to sound creepy but he knew that you were in the garden club because you sat right in front of him in class

And since he didn't talk to anyone else in that class he was just content with listening, and so there he was

Standing outside of the garden club door holding his withering basil plant. Lost.

Lucky for him you were walking down the hallway and greeted him, looking all pretty and cute

You did help him realize that he was overwatering the basil and within a few weeks, it was back to life!

From that first time on, he came to the club room with you twice a week and walked home with you, just listening to all the random plant facts that you had harbored in your mind.

Eventually, with the help of the team, he asked you out, and you hugged him and said yes, and that was the beginning of the “oh god, y/n is way softer than I thought”

So he really just tries to be near you or be touching you at all times

(i am also a firm believer that he likes to slow dance to classical music in your living room)

Like during lunch periods when you sit next to him and the second you finish eating hell push you to lean against him

And he’ll rub small circles on your hips and give you small innocent gropes

Or how he hugs your waist when you're doing literally anything, and he puts his head on top of your head while swaying

I can also tell you that Aone is a good singer

So he hums to you (I'm uwuing over my own headcanon lol)

He also really likes just running his hands along your body, so he likes when you wear the one-piece dresses so he has smooth sailing down your body

As a man of little words, he clearly has a more physical approach to getting you on the horny train

What I am trying to get at is that more often than not he literally just picks you up and carries you away.

Of course, that leaves you to come back to whatever you were doing.

That is after the cuddles and after sex ‘conversations’ about the dumbest things

Basically, he likes to hear you talk and he really likes being near.

Osamu Miya

He knew who you were

With a brother like atsumu, who never shuts up about you, it's hard not to

(Osamu is pretty sure atsumu had a picture of you next to his pillow. ew)

Anyway, the two of you just happened to share the same lunch block, and it also just happens to be the only period block that he was alone

No teammates and no especially close that he could hang out with

That meant he could either study or eat

Had he chose to eat, only to be met with the fact that atsumu had drained both of their lunch accounts for his flavor of the week

Poor baby stood there for a while just processing what was the worst news of his life

When you, a true angel among the evil, said that you would graciously pay for his food so that he didn't outlook so sad anymore

If he wasn’t holding an armful of onigiri he would have fallen on his knees and begged to whatever god was out there to let him keep you

But he settled for thanking you and spending the entire period with you, he even offered to share (for the first time in his life)

You complimented him on his flavor choice and he decided to keep you

He made sure to share his recipes with you and you tried to do the same

And somehow that evolved into you guys going on dates, much to atsumu’s distaste, and you guys were totally hitting it off

Osamu was your official biggest fan, he loved everything you do

But that means he wants to stay your biggest fan, and he knows that you’re pretty well known for boys thinking not so innocent things about you

Again being brothers with atsumu gave him this little sadistic streak

He lets you wear all of the revealing outfits and the bikinis, all for everyone to see

Everyone to see what belongs to him

Like at suna’s party he let you wear a black mini-skirt and a white off the shoulder long sleeved flowy shirt.

You looked good, and all the guys staring at you proved that point tenfold. Three guys had come up to you and tried to get you to go upstairs with them. And it was almost immediately shut down when they noticed the act you were sitting on your boyfriend.

Speaking of, he almost always has you in his lap.

Aww, cute! Not, he like grinding you down on him, that's also why he likes having you wear skirts, easy access to your ass, also a nice way to ensure that he could get more than a few gropes in when he wants

No, it's definitely the way he made you wear thigh highs to school one day and the shortest skirt you owned (like a school skirt) and walked behind you the entire day.

And he just reached behind you and lifted your skirt for the whole hallway to see, but mostly for him

He waists no time when he wants to fuck, he’ll just walk up to and open your legs while making out with either you or your neck.

And yes he has done that in front of atsumu

Who was warned to stay out of their room for a while.

Not to mention all those times he convince you to go to school with no underwear on just for the fun of it

(I didn't tell you this but those off the shoulder mini dresses drive him wild. On graduation day he pulled into a closet and had his way with you. I mean he did say that if you wore that dress he was going to do it, buuuuuut y’know….. yolo)

Kyotani Kentaro

We all know he’s a fighter, which means he gets hurt a lot, which in turn makes him a frequent face in the nurse's office

And who happens to be the nurse's niece? You of course!

And right after school, when your aunt takes her break and leaves you to take care of the office alone

Right after school is also when Kyotani always comes in.

(it’s not like he knew that you would be there alone, and that meant that you had to deal with him and heal him up. And it also is not like he started the fight so he could come here and see you. No not that)

Who am I kidding it was like that.

It was totally like that.

Your hands were just so soft when they put the bandages on and you have to bend down to get the wrapping.

He had a crush, that's what iwaizumi said, and after googling what the symptoms of a crush were he was sure

So with the help of the third years, aka Oikawa just having Iwaizumi repeat what he wanted to say, they had a plan

And the next time he was in the office he asked if you wanted to see a movie with him, it was so cute and he looked so shy

It would have been perfect if after five seconds he tried to take it back, you still went on the date with him though

He was happy.

Angry boy likes hugs

And yes he does, no objections

So when he’s upset he’ll make these grabby hands at you and have you come over and stand with him

He shoves his chin on your shoulder and his hands squeezing your waist and you’ll rock back and forth until he calms down.

He’s also very aware of what you wear

Like how your skirt perfectly frames your legs. How the socks you wear make your legs look 10x longer, and make you look like you’re walking like a model.

Or the dark blue leggings you wore with his alternate jersey and you were cheering for him!

But nothing and I mean NOTHING gets him better than when you wear spandex shorts and one of his shirts. He goes feral every time.

This man is the CEO of picking you up and placing you on his lap, straddle style, and just going ham on you

Not to mention that sometimes when he’s really tired he’ll have you just sitting on his lap while he plays with your thighs

(he also likes playing with your waist and stomach, but he doesn't realize that he’s talking out loud so you can hear all of the “so soft”’s he lets out.

Kuguri

You were one of Mika's close friends so you were always just kind of around

It was a little get together that Daishou threw that really made you two close

It was a weird drinking game of sorts, and it had these teams, and you were out as a pair!

Somehow throughout the game, you guys got side-tracked and just ended up talking to each other the rest of the night

Eventually, you were convinced to go on a double date and the rest was history

He didn't even pay attention to what you wore that much until he heard a few rando kids in the locker room talking about it.

And that’s when he started thinking about just who he was dating

He first realized how round your ass was. Is it normal to look that good in leggings? No one else has ever looked that good to him. With that came his obsession with just touching your butt. He just grabs it or he’ll stop you from walking and palm it. Or he’ll rub circles into it.

(it's cute how intrigued he is by your butt)

Then came his obsession with your thighs. Mostly the way that they spread out when you sit. He didn't even understand why they were just so mesmerizing. They were so squishy too. He likes how they look in his hands-

Lastly was the waist thing. You aren't even sure what it is. He just likes putting his hands on your waist. Like a prom picture. Sometimes he��ll squeeze or run his hands along your sides. But he’s mostly stationary.

He also has this habit of just opening your legs and laying on your stomach.

He is just so into how soft you are.

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Just some Ethan/Chris/Heisenberg/Mia (or as I like to say "Ethan and his 3 wives") thoughts of mine because I'm too disoriented and burnt out to write a fic rn (set in an AU where Ethan lives because he took Heisenberg's deal and they fought Miranda together with Chris and made it out with Rose, of course):

First off, Ethan discovering over time that he's polyamorous and bisexual and it's okay, he can be in love with Chris, Karl, and Mia.

Heisenberg shamelessly flirting. With all three of them. (like he's canonically a flirt.) (Also accidentally makes Chris Redfield like him but that's okay bc Chris is hot as fuck and Heisenberg isn't blind)

Heisenberg being openly polyamorous and pansexual from the get go, helping Ethan gain some confidence in his identity

Mia shaking her head as they all board the plane at the end of the game, noticing Ethan has a new "friend"

Mia, fondly: I see Ethan found some more riff raff

Heisenberg, winking: pleasure to meet you, ma'am

I think Karl and Chris would actually be good friends but in the "two guys being dudes bonding over the dumbest shit" kinda way

Heisenberg: *is making toast but it's just slightly warmed bread with nothing but butter on it*

Chris, walking in on him: YES. Now that's how you make toast.

Heisenberg: Right!? That's what I've been saying all along!

We already know Chris cares about and respects Mia but I'd like to think Heisenberg has equal respect for her and lowkey simps ngl (he is very amused by how she keeps Ethan in line)

Speaking of, Ethan and Mia both finally go to couples' therapy. They have to change up their story a bit obviously but the general idea of their shared trauma and bad coping mechanisms are managed.

Just the babysitting alignment chart where Ethan and Mia are the parents and Rose is the child, obviously, but Chris is "good at babysitting" and Karl is "the house is on fire, God is dead" (but they both love Rose very much)

Karl constantly mentions Rose's power and Ethan is annoyed by it bc he doesn't want Rose to know yet but Mia is like "Look, I kept the secret of you being Mold for so long, and that didn't go well. I think Rose deserves to know she has powers." and Karl gives her a fistbump.

Chris doesn't like being addicted to smoking and Ethan tries to help him to stop, but sometimes when he's really stressed or anxious he pulls one out without thinking about it. Somehow, Mia finds him every time, gently takes it away with a kind smile and offers to talk. She slowly helps him quit for good.

Mia and Rose are the only ones who get Chris to go completely soft. Ethan watches Chris put Rose to bed one night and actually hears the man sing her to sleep

Chris doesn't have the most extraordinary voice but it's deep and calm and soothing and Ethan loves it

Rose is scared of Heisenberg at first but warms up to him after a while, and likes to play with his hair. He refuses to cut it for that reason alone.

Karl crafts the silliest toys for Rose and she loves them all. When she turns seven he makes her a tiny metal dog who, much to everyone's annoyance and Rose's great amusement, does bark.

Mia is a big star wars fan (Chris is too but he won't admit it) (Ethan prefers Star Trek lol) and when she gets Rose to watch star wars Rose thinks that Karl has the force

Rose: do you have a lightsaber?

Heisenberg: absolutely ;)

Rose: :0

They all find out Karl is actually an amazing cook, much to everyone's and his own surprise. He just seems to get it. He and Mia take turns making the other dumbasses dinner.

Chris and Ethan are shit cooks. Ethan can make some good mac 'n cheese but that's it. Chris lives on the irl equivalent of star wars ration bars so he never learned to cook

Karl and Chris having lengthy conversations about the weirdest things. They are that meme cartoon of one person having no energy and the other having too much energy but mentally they seem to be on the same wavelength somehow.

When they all move into the Winters' new home Mia offers for everyone to sleep on the king size bed. Chris politely declines and opts for a recliner, claiming he can't sleep feeling so vulnerable. Karl doesn't pass up the chance and willingly dogpiles Ethan and Mia.

If you can't tell by this post thus far I actually really like Mia, people are just misogynistic and give her more shit than she actually deserves (and ignore the fact that they way she acts is the same as some other characters but she's given more shit because she's a woman :/ )

I just like to focus on Mia's very loving personality.

I don't think she's polyam but she'd for sure platonically love Chris and Karl and they her

Mia, introducing Ethan: this is my husband, Ethan

Mia: and this is Ethan's boyfriend, Chris

Mia: and Ethan's other boyfriend, Karl

Chris and Karl have a weird FWB type thing going on that no one talks about

Chris patching up Ethan's various wounds with equal parts skill and exasperation

Wanna reiterate on Karl platonically simping for Mia. He rushes to help her whenever she needs, takes her side on any argument even if he has no idea what's going on (mostly bc it's Mia but also just to spite Ethan), when he notices Mia is tired he'll take care of things for her and guilt Chris and Ethan into helping out as well when they're oblivious.

Because Heisenberg is finally free of Miranda and her brainwashing and tyranny so now that he finally has choices he chooses to support and care for a woman/mother who's actually caring and loving like a mother should be, and he's happy that Rose gets to grow up in such a loving, encouraging household

As Rose gets older her powers get more uncontrollable, and they all try different tactics to help her but somehow it's Heisenberg who manages to help her calm down most of the time because he understands living w so much power that it feels suffocating

They all have nightmares of varying degrees but sometimes Karl will dream that he never escaped, that Miranda is still alive and holding him hostage, and he'll wake up feeling scared and hopeless only to be comforted by three understanding adults who all prove he really is free

Ethan sometimes dreams of Eveline. After a while he grows empathetic towards her, starts to feel bad for this little girl who just wanted a family, but he only feels comfortable talking to Chris about it because he's worried it would upset Mia. Chris doesn't understand but he still puts his arm around Ethan and tells him he's alright

Ethan bottoms for all of them fkfjsjsjd

Karl finds that he sometimes misses his siblings, despite convincing himself he hated them. Chris always knows just what to say when Karl is sad over his siblings' deaths and wishing he could've saved them too.

Mia and Chris both have a mutual dry humour that catches Ethan and Heisenberg off guard every time

That's all I've got rn, feel free to add more. Just got into a RE Village brain rot and I have too many thoughts about bisexual polyamorous Ethan.

#Resident evil #Resident evil 8 #resident evil village #Re8 #re village #ethan winters #mia winters #chris redfield #karl heisenberg #wintersfield #wintersberg #The winters #winterfield #Ethan Winters is bisexual and polyamorous #Heisenwintersfield

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defrost (nsfw) kaeya x top!male reader

pronouns: he/him

warnings: ice play!! slight degradation, orgasm denial/ edging, top male reader, bottom kaeya

a/n: this was edited by @kamihara, she really outdone herself in this one, professional kaeya simp lol

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“to think such an honourable knight such as you, the cavalry captain of mondstat, is now begging to cum. how shameful of you,” you let out a low chuckle as a provocative smile broke out on your lips, “i wonder what citizens would say if they saw their beloved and oh so admirable kaeya in this position?”

as a captain of the ordo favonius, you were a bright figure to the people of mondstat. a person who aided in saving the city from destruction, one of the heroes that defeated storm terror. of course, other knights had nothing but respect for you as your skill and talent was nothing short of impressive. many looked at you with a high regard due to your strength and position, this meant that many were intimidated by your presence and therefore fear approaching you.

however, there was one person who disregarded this and stuck by you anyways, kaeya alberich, the cavalry captain. out of everyone in the knights of favonius, you were the closest with kaeya. you enjoyed his company a lot, he was an interesting person who knew how to keep a conversation going, and while you're with him you could never find yourself feeling bored. he was as charming as he was cunning.

kaeya found himself enjoying your company too. the two of you have done lots of things together. going on missions, getting away with “knighty” duty, babysitting klee, and drinking at angels share. you know, all the fun things in life.

kaeya was a secretive person, and while you were curious about him, you respected his boundaries. perhaps this was the reason why he drew you in, besides his blaringly good looks of course.

there was no doubt that the man was attractive from head to toe. his silky navy blue hair fell down his shoulder with grace, his fringe complemented his smooth, flawless sepia toned face. his periwinkle eye held the sheen of a crystal, glistening as his long eyelashes framed it with poise. the diamond shaped pupils his eyes possessed could leave you in a trance forever. his open white shirt left his cleavage on display, contrasted with the black corset around his slim, slim waist. his slender legs brought him around with confidence and charisma.additionally, the intricate accessories he wore suited his personality well. all in all, kaeya was a pretty little thing.

all of this lead up to you harbouring romantic feelings for the cavalry caption. how could you not feel anything? he was perfect in every way.

the sound of kaeya’s voice snapped you out of your thinking. “y/n, any missions today?”

“nothing for you i don’t think, i gotta help jean with the paperworks though.” you sighed at the thought of a mountain of paperwork.

“great, well i’m off then you have fun doing whatever.” kaeya smirked at you, poking fun at your dread.

he started to turn around and walk off but you had other plans.

“wait. kaeya-” you speak quickly.

“hm?” he hummed out.

“angels share? 9pm?”

a quizzical look washed over his face before he masked it with one of his cunning smiles.

“alright.”

little did kaeya know you had more in mind than just drinking with him tonight. today would be the day when you finally told him about your little crush on him.

night quickly arrived after a day of working with jean. you were pretty exhausted but still excited about what's about to happen later tonight. when you entered the bar, Kaeya was already waiting for you at the counter talking with the bartender, charles.

“ah, i see mr.l/n is here too. Your usual today as well sir?”

“yah that’d be nice, thanks charles.” you said as you took a seat next to kaeya

“you got it.” charles said as he left to go get your drink.

angel's share was the place you and kaeya loved the most. the kind of noisy background with people chatting. cyrus and jack talking about their gains for today, six-fingered jose still playing his lyre, the song was getting a little old but you didn’t mind, in fact if he changed the song you probably wouldn’t be used to it.

“so, what’s the special occasion for today? you usually don’t invite me to drink on weekdays.” kaeya said while swirling his drink and glancing over at you.

kaeya’s eyes always amazed you. you didn’t know the name of the grey-ish color but you could gaze into them forever. his smooth skin glowed under the dim lighting in the bar. you loved everything about the man, his dark blue hair, his perfectly shaped body, and the fact that you could see a little bit of his clothing. what kaeya said on the first day when you guys met was true, you did feel something for him.

“hm? can i not invite fellow knights to share a drink once in while without a special occasion.”

“well, not wrong there but…you seem like you have ulterior motives for tonight from the way you’re dressing.” kaeya said, smirking at you.

it was true, you purposely chose one of your best outfits today for kaeya, you wanted to impress the man not only from your combat skills, but also your looks. there was no secret you could hide from kaeya. he knew you too well and he always looked right through you. it could have just been kaeya’s observant nature but you like to hope it was something more than that.

“you’re right there, you really do know me too well, maybe i need to start hiding things from you a little huh?”

“you can try but i highly doubt it’ll work in your favour, mr.honorary knight.”

both of you looked at each other with a slight smirk as charles arrived with your drink. after drinking for a good while you could tell kaeya was getting a little tipsy. his movements were unstable, he shaked a little while walking and his eyes started to become hazy. what better time than right now to reveal your true plans for tonight, you were gonna fuck the shit out of the beautiful man. you wanted to hear him scream your name in pleasure as you break him, over and over again.

“why don’t we go somewhere else? y’know, somewhere more, quiet” you suggested while scooting closer to kaeya.

“i wouldn’t mind that.”

as soon as you heard those words you immediately got up and left with kaeya. your plan was going perfectly and the best part is about to come soon. kaeya wasn’t stupid, he was an adult afterall and he knew what you were trying to do. dressing up all sexy like that, getting drinks, going somewhere more “private”, what else could it have been.

the two of you arrived in your house and headed straight for your bedroom. kaeya has been to your house many times for many reasons and he knew where everything was so he didn’t trip or fall.

you placed a light kiss on kaeya’s lips while he laid on your bed.

“wait here~ i’ll be right back.”

this was where things would get, interesting

you opened your fridge to grab a small wooden bowl. the content inside was covered by a small white cloth. after grabbing that you went to grab some rope from a drawer you hid them in because you didn’t know what to say if someone saw those items in your house.

after bringing the items back you put them on the side and pushed kaeya down.

“what’re those?” he asked

(its a surprise tool that’ll help us later.)

“don’t worry about it sweetheart, just lay back and let me do the work alright?”

you brought a blush to kaeya’s face with your flirty words as he gave you a small nod, signalling you consent and approval. you kept invading kaeya’s mouth over and over again, you’re tongue so skillful kaeya was sure this definitely wasn’t your first time. the kisses ended after a while leaving both of you panting and a half an erection in your pants. wanting more, you began to take off kaeya’s uniform. his skin is so beautiful, you could also see his well defined body, just the perfect amount, not too buff, not too skinny. you licked your lips a little bit and looked up at kaeya with a smirk. when you put your mouth onto kaeya’s pink nipples, he squealed a little out of surprise but soft moans soon began to escape from his mouth.

“a-ah~ didn’t know you had this in you, honorary knight.”

“oh i know a lot more tricks that can make you feel good~” you teased.

as you continued to suck on kaeya’s smooth skin, you decided to spice things up a little bit. kaeya yelped as he felt a slight pain around his nipples. you remove your mouth to see a bite mark around it.

“to mark you as mine~”

“tch, you cocky little bastard.”

seeing the tent building up in kaeya’s pants, you decided to take them off and grant it some release. after you took off kaeya’s jeans you saw a small stain at the top of his boxers, showing that he felt good earlier.

“alright... this is where the fun part begins.” you said as you grabbed the ropes you initially put on the floor.

“restraining me? go ahead, let’s see if the honorary knight is all talk or he actually has something up his sleeve.” kaeya taunted

not liking his attitude, you forcefully tied kaeya’s hands behind his back and pushed him to the end of the bed facing you with nothing on but his boxers. now, the mighty kaeya alberich, is at your mercy.

“alright, we can do this in two ways. one, you listen to me, second, i don’t think you’ll like what’ll happen,”

kaeya raised his head a little and looked you dead in the eyes.

“i choose the second option”

you knew kaeya was the bratty type and it’ll only add to the fun to tame him. after hearing his choice you pushed kaeya back to where he was before and uncovered the bowl you had prepared earlier on the side. the bow was filled with medium sized ice cubes and it was till now that kaeya finally realized what you were trying to do.

“ice cubes huh? bring it on.”

“you asked for it~”

you grabbed one of the ice cubes and started to rub it on kaeya’s pecs, making circular motions and slowing moving towards the center where his nipples are.

“f-fuck that’s cold.”

you saw kaeya’s cock twitch a little when you first reached his nipples and you knew he was feeling good. moving on with your plan, you rested the ice cube on kaeya’s nipples and lifted his boxers where his cock is still covered but his asshole is exposed to you. right after that, you grabbed the lube that has been sitting in your nightstand and spread them on your fingers. without mercy you put 2 fingers into kaeya, trying to find his pleasure spot. sooner or later when kaeya started to let out tiny moans you knew you hit your target.

“feels good huh baby boy~”

“y-yah, and so what o-oh fuck~”

kaeya was sure feeling it, to a point where he started stuttering.

the constant teasing got kaeya close to his limit. he couldn’t hold it any longer. but you’re not gonna let him cum that easy are you? of course not, he needed to be punished for what he did earlier.

“a-ah y/n i’m gonna cum i’m gonna cum so hard- wait why'd you s-stop?” kaeya asked

“you decided to be a brat earlier didn’t you~? bad boys get punishment.” you said with a smirk on your face.

kaeya stayed silent, not a word coming out of his mouth, head hung low feeling embarrassed.

“maybe~ if you begged a little i might reconsider, don’t you think so, pretty boy?”

kaeya finally lost his composure at this point, all he wanted was to cum from your touch.

“fine... i don’t care anymore.” kaeya growled.

“p-please y/n.” kaeya looked up at you with pleading eyes. “i want to c-cum, i want to cum so bad. i should’ve been a good boy from the beginning… i promise i’ll be obedient from now on, j-just please, let me cum…” kaeya begged

“that’s what i thought.”

satisfied with kaeya’s begging, you decided to grant him his release. you added another ice cube to the other side of kaeya’s chest while stroking his dick through his boxers. of course you didn’t forget to keep teasing kaeya’s prostate while you were at it. all these different stimulations made kaeya lose his mind. the male came through his boxers all over the place. semen spilled on his own stomach and chest followed with moans so loud the entire mondstat could hear him.

after he settled himself down a little, kaeya waited for you to untie him. you exchanged a kiss with him while you were doing so, smiling at each other thinking about what just happened. neither of you cared about the mess that you made because you guys were tired. listening to the birds chirp, you fell asleep with the dark blue haired male on your bed.

the two of you woke up in the afternoon to the noises of mondstat. you woke up a little before kaeya and from your point of view he was literally a sleeping beauty. you stroked his hair a little bit, causing him to wake up.

"y/n…good morning handsome."

"right back at you."

both of you giggled a little while holding hands.

"hey kaeya?"

"yes y/n."

"i've been meaning to get this off my chest and i don't think there will be a better time to say it than now."

"well go ahead, i'm all ears."

"you were the only one that ever stuck with me in the knights, everyone was afraid of me due to my strength except for you. you listened to me, you talked to me, and if it weren't for you i probably would've quit the job at the knights already." you took a deep breath and let out the words kaeya were waiting for.

"kaeya alberich... will you he my boyfriend?"

kaeya gave you a small scoff as a reaction and a light kiss to your lips.

"what reason do i have to refuse such a perfect man?."

#genshin impact #genshin fic #genshin impact fic #genshin x reader #genshin x male reader #genshin x m!reader #genshin smut #genshin x male reader smut #genshin x top m!reader #genshin x top male reader #kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaeya x reader #kaeya x male reader #kaeya x reader smut #kaeya x male reader smut #kaeya x m!reader smut #kaeya x top!male reader #kaeya x top male reader

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I think I kinda feel bad for Sylvain, only a little tiny bit, in this. Like, he's still a piece of shit that Cap'n used as a sock puppet to voice his stupid "if they retaliate in the holy tomb that means they declared war and not Woobiegard" headcanon, plus whatever crap he said during the parley. But otherwise? He only exists to be shit upon in favor of his abusive rat of an elder brother, or to be a devastated simp for Ficgrid while she openly pines for Woobiegard, who not only openly pines back but would run away with her to a cottage in the woods were it not for the fact that she has to wrangle the continent first; oh, and Byleth called first dibs too, I guess. Like he's clearly only there for one (1) person and said person values him as much as the dirt on her boots lol. At this point I'm hoping that he'll die killing Felix, at least to stop dragging out this sad affair of his.

Alright, alright, Sylvain, hoo boy Sylvain. Where do I even start.

M'kay, so like, think back to how Sylvain started off in this fic, back in his first major appearance in Chapter 11 (where Miklan starts). He's self-destructive, generally indifferent to the feelings of women, and he's angry. Sometime later, he gains the trait of "Worrying over Ficgrid."

Now, over the course of the fic, Sylvain is described as being scary, chilling, angry, looking like he'll jump to violence at a drop of a hat sometimes (and since he's not a pretty girl assaulting men that's No Good). Do you want to know when Sylvain starts - and I emphasize, starts - to grow past those negative character traits? When either he looks inside himself or others help him look inside himself and find that he can do better, and when he starts to actually try to become better?

Chapter 57.

I'm not kidding. Sylvain stays the exact same, with absolutely no difference in his character, for 46 chapters. There is no attempt from anyone, either Sylvain or any of his friends, to help Sylvain grow better as a person until that point, even though he is continuously described as someone who is very clearly going through issues. And of all of the recruits, he is by far the one that is the most tacked on. In the SS visions, he's scawy!! and mean!! and angwy!! As opposed to when he's with Woobiegard... where he literally acts just like that, as described by Woobiegard herself.

And with or without Woobiegard, the entirety of Sylvain's character development - and I mean every single drop of it - relies solely on whether Ficgrid is havin' a good time or not. Is she happy? Sylvain will be happy eventually! Is she miserable? Sylvain will be miserable! And if she's dead? Welp, that means that Sylvain has absolutely no means of bettering himself as a character and he will rapidly decay with no hope of ever being good, because Ficigrid is his one hope of becoming a better person. Because, once again, romantic love is the only way anyone can ever grow as characters in this fic, and without it everyone will become morally bankrupt monsters/empty husks of humans!

So yeah, no, Ficgrid isn't going to give a shit about Sylvain. Why would she? She's the only important one in their relationship, going by the fic's narrative: Sylvain only follows her around like a lost duckling. He never once contributes to anyone's character, because he himself is only meant to be with Ficgrid and "grow" (lol) because of his love for Ficgrid - oh, and act as the occasional meat shield for the fair maidens. I'll say this later on in the notes, but I'm pretty convinced that you could remove Sylvain from the lore of the fic entirely and have nothing of import be lost at all

#ask #anon #exqueuese me princess #o captain my captain #Sylvain's only ''use'' in this fic is to be a meat shield #oh and there's one thing that he does that moves the plot along... in the worst possible direction ever #and it'd be his first actual plot relevant action in over 40 chapters of being in the fic #he does NOTHING. he is a COMPLETELY useless character #he just exists to distract Ficgrid from bangin' Woobiegard and that is it.

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moonlit-seren · 3 years

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If Tears of Themis Wasn’t an AU

A/N: Aka Rosa and the NXX guys vs social media XD

Does anything really have to be said?

Z is a persona he set up on Tiktok, and it’s one of those anon accounts where they never reveal their face

Has millions of followers despite the anonymity

I swear half the people watching his content are just there for his hands (‘cause I’d be too 😳 jkjk)

But on a real note the videos are so aesthetically pleasing due to the phenomenal lighting in his studio and, of course, his sheer skill

His most popular clip was of a rough sketch of Rosa captioned with, “when will you notice me, my beloved Rose?”

There was a lot of speculation after that over who he had drawn or if that person was just an imagined muse

But!!! Once Rosa appeared for a split second to bring him a snack and let me just say… When people put the two and two together she gained a massive fan following of her own lmao (who wouldn’t simp for this queen tho)

The two are shipped so so hard, and honestly, there are now more people in the comments demanding for her to appear again than for Z to do a face reveal haha

It really doesn’t help that Marius’ brush always pauses whenever he spots her as if he’s too captivated by her beauty to continue ahhhh

Bonus:

Marius directed the camera at his finished painting of Rosa, and in the background viewers could hear his confession to her

Needless to say, their wishes came true and Rosa now appears quite frequently on screen as Z’s girlfriend and muse

Let’s be real here, even if social media is still a big thing in Stellis decades from now he wouldn’t use it

Sooooo, Rosa took it upon herself to set up an Instagram page for Themis Law Firm

Originally the account was made just to promote the law firm, but it quickly became a blog account upon commenters’ request (all confidential documents were meticulously hidden ofc)

A lot of funny moments were captured and posted from pictures of Kiki caught in the middle of fangirling to other employees falling asleep in front of the coffee machine

But… the account EXPLODED when the first picture of Artem was posted (with his consent of course, though tbh he probably only gave it because he can’t say no to Rosa lmao)

Bruhhh people were rioting in the comments over who would get to marry this fine fine bachelor and Rosa took it upon herself to take as many pictures of him as she could (once again with consent)

Themis’ client count skyrocketed and Celestine was over the moon with how high she could raise the charges for Artem’s services (people were desperate to see this man in person lol)

And all that extra revenue was poured back into upgrading the office as well as more extravagant company vacations

Bonus:

The next vacation took place on a cruise ship, and Rosa got so drunk that she posted a picture of Artem loosening his tie captioned with “Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. 🥵🥵🥵”

Celestine saw the notification and quickly deleted it (but not without screenshotting the post and sending it to Artem first ehe)

Artem will never admit this to Celestine but he still deliberately rolls up his sleeves and loosens his tie years into his marriage with Rosa because he knows it flusters her

Another person who doesn’t use social media

Rosa felt bad for always standing in as Vyn’s teaching assistant without actually doing anything, so she decided to start a youtube channel with his permission

They’re all just videos of Vyn’s lecture, but oh my lord, people in the comments simp HARD (as they should~)

So many psych related pickup lines are dropped in the comments like: “I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so I can interpret your dreams?” Or “Professor, you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight… by saying my name all night long.”

The list goes on and on… (Honestly, Rosa probably flips through the comments every morning to start her day off with a good laugh)

Though, one day Vyn paused in the middle of his lecture, stared dead at the camera, and said very sternly, “For all of you who are choosing to view this lecture online, I do hope you’re taking notes on the subject and not my face.”

After that the simping in the comments section died down a little and more people started discussing the topics of the videos… On the surface level at least, it wasn’t uncommon for people to reply to their own comments with their thirst messages haha

Bonus:

Once Vyn called Rosa up to the front of the room during a lecture about color psychology and handed her a bouquet of red tulips so that she could describe how the shade of the petals made her feel

When the class concluded and they were alone, he asked her the same question once again followed up with “and do you know what red tulips symbolize?”

As expected, she shook her head and so… Vyn leaned forward, gently gripping her chin as he whispered, “Our love will be eternal…”

Okay, that’s enough of that 😂

Sunshineeeeeee

(I love this man so much, he’s adorable)

Rosa suggested making vlogs to look back on in the future and Luke immediately agreed (sobbing)

This became a weekly thing, where they’d record ten minute videos of various activities

The first few involved Luke tinkering with the artifacts in his shop as he explained their history

Thinking that this might be a good way to promote Luke’s shop, they decided to start posting some of their videos to Youtube

Neither were expecting to get much recognition, but low and behold they did manage to attract a loyal group of viewers

Their most popular videos are most definitely their cooking vlogs

Luke had made a New Year’s resolution to learn how to cook more dishes and Rosa, of course, decided to join him

Let’s be real here tho, it isn’t only the cute interactions between Luke and Rosa that keep people coming back for more

Luke always does the heavy lifting (because he doesn’t want Rosa to get hurt 🥺) and like… those muscles are caught on 4k heheh

Rosa had to look away once when he was moving a pot of soup to the kitchen table, but even though Luke didn’t catch her blush, the camera most certainly did

Bonus:

Once they failed so epically at cooking that Rosa had to call Artem to guide them through the dish, and ohhhh boy, now every video there’s at least one top comment pleading for a cameo (have you heard his calls? I can’t blame them pft)

Rosa said that they’d invite him over if the channel hit 1 million subs (she also promised a shirtless Luke if the channel hit 10 million subs lmao, woman knows her audience~)

Unfortunately, that second goal was met a year later, though Rosa put an apron on him so that his abs were covered (she didn’t want random women on the internet ogling at her new boyfriend 👀)

#imagines #headcannons #tears of themis #tears of themis fanfic #tot #marius #artem #vyn #luke

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