#and now I’m thinking about the motherfucker

[sodavizz]

Incorrect Quotes (/w Alastor)

* ☽ ･ ｡ﾟ･ ☾ *

Tried the incorrect quotes shit, it was pretty fun (just wanted to show my results as well haha...)

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Reader: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Alastor: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Reader: Stop.

xxxxxx

Reader: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Alastor: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

xxxxxx

Alastor: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Reader: It was autocorrect.

Alastor: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Reader: Yes.

xxxxxx

Reader, looking at a selfie of Alastor’s: I hate this photo.

Alastor: I’m cute as fuck in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.

Reader: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.

Alastor: Up to kindness.

Reader: ...

Reader: Kindness my ass.

xxxxxx

Alastor: We should be partners.

Reader: You mean like, partners in crime?

Alastor: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

xxxxxx

Alastor: Go fuck yourself.

Reader: Come over here and fuck me yourself you coward!

xxxxxx

Reader: Go to hell!

Alastor: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

xxxxxx

Alastor: Father, I have sinned.

Reader: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

xxxxxx

Reader: Stop doing that.

Alastor: Stop doing what?

Reader: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

xxxxxx

Reader: How much did you spend on this date?

Alastor: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

xxxxxx

Reader: *nudges Alastor at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Alastor? Wake up, Alastorr! Listen! They're sexless!

Alastor: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

xxxxxx

Reader: What do you want to be for Halloween?

Alastor: Yours.

Reader:

Reader: …yeah, that would be pretty scary.

xxxxxx

Reader: That was so hot, Alastor.

Alastor: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Reader: I'm so in love with you.

xxxxxx

Alastor: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Reader: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Alastor: The fourth sentence-

Reader: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Alastor: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

xxxxxx

Reader: My hands are cold.

Alastor: Here, let me hold them.

Reader: My lips are cold too.

Alastor: *covers Reader's mouth with their hand*

xxxxxx

Reader: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Alastor: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Reader: Yes.

Alastor: I'd sleep.

xxxxxx

Waiter: What would you like?

Reader: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Reader: *blushes*

Alastor: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

xxxxxx

Reader: I'm trash.

Alastor: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Reader: ...

Reader: You smooth motherfucker.

Reader: And yes it does.

xxxxxx

Alastor, watching Reader: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Reader, so demure…

Alastor: …I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?

Reader: *screaming*

xxxxxx

Reader: We’re getting married, bitches!

Alastor: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

xxxxxx

Reader: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Alastor: Aren't you forgetting something?

Reader: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Alastor's forehead before running out.*

Alastor: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

xxxxxx

Alastor: Reader and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Reader: You brush your teeth?

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cant think if anything to post so just take this!

#[★—sodavizz] #alastor x reader #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin alastor

[whenmemorydies]

I’m thinking about Richie’s apology to Nat in 2x09 Bolognese when he says,

I think for a long time, I didn’t really know where I fit, you know, and I would shove myself into, like, places and things where I definitely did not fit. And I think that that probably, definitely, made things worse. And I’m sorry if I took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit.

In the same episode, Richie and Sydney acknowledge that they’re both only children and Sydney tells Richie that it’s nice he had Carmy and Nat. Richie tells Syd that now she does too. It’s a sweet moment between them and reminded me how belonging has driven so much of Richie’s actions in this show.

Just a theory but I think Richie and Natalie dated, probably briefly and probably when they were much younger. It didn’t end well and that’s contributed to Natalie’s long-running anger at him for most of the first two seasons of the show. (Nat’s also probably angry at him cos Richie is Richie: what I imagine happens when a proto-incel, QAnon, 4chan, Snyder-cut motherfucker somehow manages to be in romantic relationships despite his personality lol.)

It would also explain Richie’s (and maybe Mikey’s and Carmy’s) antagonism towards Pete. I can’t understand why those guys hate on that angel of a man so much otherwise. I reckon Richie resents Pete because he couldn’t be more different to Richie and the men in the Berzatto house, but also because Natalie chose him. It probably felt like a rejection not just of Richie as her ex but of her family too. Confirmation of a truth sitting under the surface they don’t want to excavate: that the Berzatto home often feels like a trap and that their codependence is toxic. And that Natalie got out but they’re still stuck, quicksand gripping their calves and keeping them in place.

I can see a young Richie crushing on his best friend’s sister cos she’s straightforwardly pretty and he’s not complicated in that department…Sugar talks back to Mikey and he loves seeing her eyes flash when she does. Sometimes he teases her just to have some of it directed at him. He name drops Denis Savard at her, lets her know that he got that Ceres pamphlet from behind the bar, cos he has connections like that. He’s also seen her recoil when Donna’s on one and laying into her and it makes him feel a type of way, wanting to protect her maybe. But mostly, if he can be with Sug, he’d become a Berzatto. He’d stop being Cousin cos he’d be Brother instead.

#the bear #the bear fx #the bear hulu #richie jerimovich #natalie berzatto #mikey berzatto #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #the bear 1x06 #the bear meta

[courtjestersanonymous]

Can my phone NOT remind me of my ex at 2am? Betrayed in my own fuckin home jfc

#laurelcore #woke up to blah blah has delinked ur request #I sent that so long ago like years ago #and now I’m thinking about the motherfucker #will I EVER BE FREE!?!?

[redhotarsenic]

@nowfallc Pictures pictures for youuuu sliding these under your door <3

#when did I start this? let’s see… #THE 24th OF LAST MONTH!! ACK!!! #I’m SORRYYYYYY #I did NOT wish for it to take this long but you see. this was so so hard!! #I probably could’ve pushed this further but. I was turning into a flaming ghoul towards the end! so I quit! #you see my friend. one thing about me. is that I ❤️ quitting!! #but I’m FREE I’M FREE I’M FINALLY FREE MOTHERFUCKERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #NO MORE TRIALS OR TRIBULATIONS YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! #also I think I am actually just a skeleton now. I’m just bones. that’s how dead I am #trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun fanart #trigun stampede #so tireeed

[zeb-z]

I dunno, and I haven't read the Ascendency novels to be clear, so I can’t speak of who he was before his exile - but maybe Thrawn accepting Grand Admiral for that shitshow on Batonn sealed his fate. Maybe he wasn't the one to pull the trigger, maybe he was appalled by the needless death - he still took the promotion, even if he didn't want it. The moment he took the rank plate was the moment the blood on his hands became insignificant in the grand scheme of things. The moment where all his intentions begin to be buried by his actions.

Everyone is all about how Thrawn isn't that bad of a guy - and honestly I do agree that his character is misunderstood more often than not - but he still did terrible things with the Empire. Turned a blind eye and condoned much more with silence.

Because the fall of Nightswan and Batonn may not have been his fault - but he accepted the stain when he took his promotion.

For all you try to keep things fair, it doesn't matter if you're working in a system that is instituted to be cruel. And while Thrawn had never claimed to be a good man, and had only joined ultimately for the protection of his own people, there's something to be said of this deterioration of morality. How he doesn't understand politics, but is still shaped by the dangerous and vindictive workings of Imperial political scene, forgoing honesty for station.

Pirates and smugglers turn to insurgents and rebels. Capture turns to execute. He kills to prove a point.

He develops for the worse. For all he shapes the Imperial Navy, it shapes him all the same. I dunno. Complex character and all o that. He’s no scum of the earth true evil, but he’s no shining star either.

#I have not watched rebels I have not read the ascendency novels yet I am in the middle of alliances right now #so bear with me. baby’s first analysis #*flips off sky* for Arihnda Pryce and her hand in all of this (who’s truly to blame for Batonn) #like listen. he’s a bad guy! but he’s not a bad guy #like yeah. my man is almost court martialed for when he saves innocents over imperial resources #but also he climbs the rank by doing good for the empire. like that’s a net negative #true he may hold loyalty to his people and not the empire. but it’s not about loyalty it’s about morality #you can commit treason to the empire and still not have been a good guy. yknow #i dunno. Thrawn is better than he could be but worse than apologists say I guess is the point. #and maybe there’s something to be said about how this happens once Eli Vanto leaves. his one true friend. i think that’s significant #I’m just thinking ok #like. a good imperial is still an imperial!!!! that’s all #ahsoka better do this motherfucker justice I swear to god #Thrawn #thrawn trilogy #grand admiral thrawn #Star Wars rebels #sw #Star Wars #z speaks

[fucknugg3t]

sometimes you fuck up and people stay

#This has actually never happened to me before I don’t know what to do #I think they’re getting sick of me saying sorry #I feel like everything I do is wrong now like if I say sorry it’s wrong if I don’t say anything it’s wrong and like I’m just permanently a #Asshole now #I’ve literally never been open enough to admit this stuff before and not completely shut down #The last million times this happened everyone leaves but this one little motherfucker stuck around and I don’t hndertaan #He’s my only friend and I’m a repressed idiot #It’s my fault for not talking about my feelings #Why is everything so painful and difficult #What if my parents just taught me how to deal with feeling correctly when I was little instead? Why can’t I have that #Why did they have to be shitty they’re stupid little bullshit alwasy comes and bites me in the ass the second I need to do something they #Should’ve taught me #I’m faucking loosing it

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

princezam in trad goth makeup. roshambogames with corpsepaint. there is corn starch all over the team awesome base and mapicc keeps having coughing fits

#in the scale of heavy makeup alt to no makeup alt to me mapicc is the group’s designated metalhead where his only thing is to stand around #with long hair and a band shirt. nothing else #he can’t take his teammates ANYWHERE #because I know more about corpsepaint than anything else I can so very safely say there WOULD be hand motifs all through Ro’s #the hands are inescapable and so is my desire to see alternative clothes on every single lifesteal member at least once #mapicc the type of guy to say he only likes niche metal bands and then he owns cannibal corpse and slipknot shirts #I’m so torn between having him be an obnoxious metal purist or that fucker who only listens to obscure music like it’s bragging rights #zam had me torn between pastel goth hippie goth and trad goth for AGES but I think the painted white face black contour pointy eyeliner #combination and teased hair is Way too cool to give up #i dont have too many thoughts about ro. just corpsepaint #ok and the fact that he feels like a lorna shore / gimmick metal ass motherfucker #that’s It that’s All i am going to stop blending special interests now (I will not be doing that) #she life on my steal till i

[idontknowijuststartedsomething]

Holy fuck I forgot how good ultimate enemy is

#danny phantom #I think I have to go read agit agian cuz I feel like it’ll hit different #everything in that episode is so great just so many scenes and moments that go all in and they’re great #I love agit but personal opinion I also loved when Dan was just a evil irredeemable motherfucker with no ounce of humanity #the you knew moment is still so great best scene thou is vlad telling what happened #I don’t know how so many things in this episode got by Nickelodeon censors but wow #like we watch Sam and Tucker die like three time in this #and the future ghost literally tell Danny he ruined the lives of everyone he’s come in contact with #and then they just never talk about that again like Danny never thinks about it in another episode #the episode after this has fun danny and a guy flying around in a bedsheet saying you felonious fiend #also I don’t like that I’m now the same age as Dan #the ultimate enemy

[uhyeahnoabsolutelynot]

he avoided teaching ellie to shoot a rifle up until after they left jackson because he knew how close together theyd have to be in order to teach her properly and he know how much it would remind him of being a parent and maybe not even in a totally bad way and he wasnt ready for that

#until ellie said get ready motherfucker i’m coming in hot whether you like it or not #that is #tlou #the last of us #i’m emo thinking about the parental role being something he genuinely enjoyed and something he really yearns for but also #something that torments him #because of what it’s connected to now #deep in his psyche #my stuff

[jinglingeyes]

Of fucking course, I read something and

immediately think of Tang.

And ESPECIALLY of course I can feel bugs chirping in my ears. THE FAN IS ON AND NO WINDOW IS OPEN

#YES I WAS READING A FANFIC #YES IT WASNT EVEN MAINLY ABOUT TANG BUT BRAIN IMMEDIATELY SAW SOME OF THE POSSIBLE FORESHADOWING #AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT THERE IS GOING TO BITE IT BBXNXNXNXMXMXNXBXB #LIKE WHY HASN’T ANYONE IN THE COMMENTS SAID ANYTHING OR CARE LIKE DBDHXJXJXBX #FUCK MAN IM GOING INSANE #IVE HAD THIS FUNKY GUY STUCK IN MY BRAIN FOR A WEEK #MOST INTENSE HYPERFIXATION I HAVE RIGHT NOW WHAT THE #BUT MY BRAIN ALWAYS JUMPS AND I’M THINKS ABOUT TANG #AND PIGSY #I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOUR HONOR #FUCK I MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE ART OF THEM #BOTH OF THE FANFIC AND IN GENERAL #I CAN BE INSANE HERE CAUSE ONLY ONE FUCKING PERSON IS HERE #lmk #lmk tang #lego monkie king tang #lego monkie kid tang #tang lmk #my head hurts from daydreaming about this. fuck #I am legitimately fucking insane right now /srs #I’m fine with this honestly /gen

[i-legitimately-dont-know]

current mood :/

#just feel like being dramatic pay no mind #i truly just need to go to sleep and i’ll be fine for at least a little while #i’m just frustrated with myself i feel so fucking stupid all the time and then keep putting myself in the same situation over and over again #insane shit #also just like motherfucker how are you so unaware of the shit you do and say like fucking hell #and like do you even give a fuck about me in any meaningful way or am i just an npc you can summon when you’re bored or need something #but at the same time i feel like i’m always bothering you god everything is so fucked #BUT YOU’RE LITERALLY SO CONTENT AND THAT’S WHATS REALLY FUCKED #quite literally how the fuck am i not over this i’m so tired and maybe i should’ve taken some space in december #but if i had i feel like we would’ve lost touch #and now we’re way closer than before but i can’t stop wanting shit that i can’t have and it’s pathetic #so i guess im just doomed like holy shit i want to be dating someone to move tf on but i truly don’t give a fuck about these tinder people #and like i said friends is fine and i meant it but i didn’t think it’d be so fucking hard #and with all the time we spend together like why tf don’t we just give it a shot just to see like fuck you’re not even a little curious #like am i that awful #i just wish i could care exactly the same amount as you do #i don’t wanna not be friends i’m just sick of feeling guilty cause my brain keeps saying like oh you’re a terrible friend #cause you only do xyz cause you think it’ll make them want you #and that’s not true #for the most part 🫠 #but also fuck maybe i just should not be around as much and like quietly get a little bit of distance #but i don’t want that shit lmao #wtf do i even do god i hate thisss #also fuck you cause you really have me going sometimes like things are different #but in your head you’re literally just saying things #FUCK UGH #anyway this should’ve been typed in my notes app lmao #but it’s already here and it’s almost 5am so presumably no one will see it

[rosicheeks]

I still remember the first time I saw one of your posts. It was a "horny rant" post, all tags. It caught my attention because it was a "." with nothing but tags. Many, many tags. As I was reading it, my mouth opened on its own and ngl I drooled a little! You wrote so honestly and in such detail! I was genuinely turned on!

When I was finished reading it, I read it again and again! I then sent you an anon asking if you were real! You answered that of course you were real. I then spent the next 2 hours scrolling through your blog and falling deeper in love with this amazing, beautiful, sexy and most importantly honest Princess!

#lsndkdndkdnkdnaknzksnsknskdksn #🫣🫣🤭🫣🫣🫣🤭🫣🤭🤭🤭🫣 #hehe #this made me blush so much omg #thank you lovely! #honestly I’m so shocked so many of you read my long tag posts 😂😂😂 #I don’t even remember when I started talking in the tags? #but I remember at the beginning I was like ‘ehhh no one is going to read this so I can say whatever I waaaaaant’ #and then more and more people sent me asks about it or talked about my tags #and I was like #OH #you guys read them?????????????? #kdnsmndkdnsksnd #and then I think I stopped using them for a lil bit cause I got shy #but now I’m back to not caring #yeeeehaw motherfuckers #lmao #someday I’ll write my fantasies into actual stories #but for now #enjoy my tags 😇 #thanks for the ask 🥰🥰🥰 #ask #anon

[trashbatistrash]

,

#hanahaki brainstorm while half asleep🤘 #working on two ideas at the same time because that’s just how my adhd ass functions #platonic familial hanahaki you know I’m thinking either Bruce or Jason #(when have I thought about anyone else honestly) #getting over unrequited love hanahaki. I’m thinking one sided superbat that’ll probs bleed into hopeful future polycule potential #because I’m a sucker for both polycules and sweet endings #unrequited love being a type of mourning is literally the only way I can relate to romance unfortunately OTL #I’m a morbid motherfucker 😭 #getting over unrequited love hanahaki for Jason tho #idk who he’ll have a crush on but he’s perfect for the repressing emotions thing too #unfortunately a big fan of body horror #and Jason whump so that might be a thing too #platonic familial hanahaki where it’s both Bruce and Jason struck by it #post red hood era grief and mourning #your son’s alive and love blooms painfully within your lungs but everything’s a mess and you can do nothing about it #your family doesn’t want you the way you are now parading in the skin of someone they once loved #you don’t need them don’t need (your dad) /him/ most of all #you ignore the taste of flowers and blood blooming at the back of your tongue #suffocate on the perfume of it alongside the part of you that still hopelessly pitifully loves them #unrequited love Jason with the story ending without him confessing to the person that he loves #it ends with him thinking about them and the time they spent together and that he doesn’t regret falling in love with them #it ends with him admitting his feelings to himself and getting over them #they don’t have to be entangled that way to be in each others lives and he’s more than content with that #ooof okay I think I channeled a specific type of fanon royjay for the last few tags so maybe that’s how I’ll proceed 🤔 #I keep projecting qpr on royjay or just Jason in general OTL this time accidentally I must add 😭 #I’ll try to brainstorm the superbat turned cloisbat one later as a challenge to myself to just remember what romance is #*slapping myself with a slipper* #ramble #fic ideas #eepy so I go sleepy for now

[amethysttribble]

There’s a certain kind of common post on this website that goes *yes, [story premise that is common and popular and might reasonably support a full plot] but what about [consequences of story premise that really only has vibes]*

And usually the OP is kind enough to expand on this thought, about what the consequences might be (but not always), but I come away from those posts thinking, “okay, and what else?”

And in my experience there isn’t an answer, the described ‘consequences ’ premise doesn’t get much farther than that text post. There’s no more meat on those bones. When I try to think of how one might make a full movie or novel out of that concept… it can be done, but it would take a great deal of skill to keep it engaging and not start to lag, because if you’re plot is entirely *long form dealing with aftermath of the far more kinetic thing* you’ve gotta be damn good to not bore people and make them want to see that way more interesting concept instead

Probably why this is such a common fandom thing, and less so in original work. Easy for 800 word one shot about pre existing plot and characters to grapple with feelings only, a lot harder with an original story and original characters to revolve only around ‘far more interesting story happening in the next room over’ (again, can be done, there’s a boom for this very thing is isekai rn, but to be done successfully? Harder.)

Which is why when you do see original media focusing on ‘the emotions and consequences of it all’ the premise is always DEEPLY mundane. Death. Abuse. Depression. War fits in here somewhere, but only partway. Original media would much rather talk about the fantastical time loop though- how can you make a story about the consequences of a time loop when you don’t know what the loop looked like?

And if you’re going to make a sequel… you better put that motherfucker back in a time loop

But anyway something something fandom something something the One-Shots something something the modern desire to experience catharsis over experiencing new things

#and to be very clear #the emotional consequences short story has a fine fine literary tradition #but it’s an interesting cultural conundrum that people are /obsessed/ with coming home when they never went anywhere #there’s no easy to point to phenomenon like wwi when looking at all those ptsd short stories from the modernist era #and yeah the pandemic was traumatic but this phenomenon predates its #like mslt lazy analyzers of modernity I will blame the internet #lots of folks having insane and removed-from-home (your irl life) that feel like they must have been a full adventure #there and back again in 30 min but you’ve just had the most insane fight on the internet but no one at home sees or cares #simulates having real experience in new lands doesn’t have quite the same fiber count ya know #also I’d be remiss not to say something about short form media being so prevelant now #but I think I’m starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist now and also mega old #tribble post #this is what sitting for an hour at the airport at dawn does to a motherfucker

[cherry-pop-soda]

sometimes i feel like because of the way my life has been thus far i’m just not ever going to be able to function like an adult

#thanks family for never teaching me basic life skills and then getting mad at me when i ask questions i really appreciate that #now i’m in my seventeenth year of life and i feel fucking stupid because i don’t know how to do basic shit #and they make fun of me for being sheltered like MOTHERFUCKER this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT #and this isn’t even mentioning literally everything else about him that i don’t think i would ever go into on the internet #i want out of here so fucking bad but sometimes I feel like i’ll never make it #venting #about them****

[mauls-fair-in-love-and-war]

Probably just reading out of context but for piercings cartilage should ALWAYS be done with needle, guns are super dangerous when it comes to piercing cartilage. And for piercings closing fast, I’ve had a nose piercing for 13 years now and a few months ago I accidentally scratched my nose and lost the stud, it took me 20 mins to find it because its SO TINY and I basically had to re-pierce my nose. It hurt sm my eyes teared up - I had it done with a needle also

All love - friendly neighbourhood nonnie

Oh yikes? I’ve left my septum ring out for a couple hours once and it was alright. I wonder if cartilage and actual muscle (ie tongues) just close way faster

#i could go on a whole rant about piercing guns #If you’ve got a piercing done with a gun you’re super valid (both of my lobes were done with a piercing gun at the mall bc I was a child) #and once it’s healed you’re probably fine but if u see this and think you should let someone near you with a piercing gun: don’t! #also Clair’s is full of SHIT about piercing care #when I was seven I got my ears pierced at the Piercing Pagoda at the mall and they got sooooo fucked up #also my grandmother insisted on cleaning them daily with hydrogen peroxide (do not do this) which hurt like a MOTHERFUCKER and probably #didn’t help lol #I’m gonna shut up about piercings now