#and j doesn't care

[umblrspectrum]

i think the idea of v finding uzis last name hilarious is a really funny one

#uzi can't even make fun of her back cause she doesn't have a last name #unless you count elliot #which i. do #so uhh ignore everything i just said #n doesn't make fun of her #and j doesn't care #but anyways yeah i had this drawn for like 3 days i just needed the motivation to digitalize it #im trying to find a way to stylize the headband so it isn't just pure yellow but im struggling #also creating the effect of her slamming her arm. #i dont know how to do that so i just did my best #sorry if it looks like dogshit #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones v #serial designation v #im sure ill find an error somewhere within 5 minutes after posting and hate myself for it

[puppetmaster13u]

So I am rotating the batfamily, but not like, civilian or vigilante. I am slowly rotating them all having a Malone-sona of sorts that is their in to organized crime.

Like you can't tell me people wouldn't start noticing this family that the bats, the literal cryptids and monsters of Gotham, don't even touch and lets continue to operate despite taking the older crime families apart.

And to Gotham that screams power.

Alfred = Albert “Old Al” Malone I wanna say that he doesn't go out as 'Old Al' often, but gives off Godfather sort of vibes. Usually sitting there with an old cane (that definitely has a sword, they're all dramatic like that lol) half in the dark with a cup of tea or other drink. He gets to stretch his acting skills and honestly the kids definitely had a say in the persona. Old Al is something they all made together and they have fun implying so much fun shit.

Kate = Mary “Madam” Malone She definitely gives off 'snap your spine over her knee if not for the fact it would get your blood all over her clothes' vibes. Stylized nails, hair up in fishtail braids or ponytails or whatever, looks like she could tear out ones throat and they'd thank her. It's a running gag that she's in finances, even if no one in the underbelly believes it.

Bruce = “Matches” Malone I mean, it's classic Matches (though most probably assume that Matches isn't his real name) who seems rather chill until someone breaks the rules. Gives off vibes that he doesn't usually get his own hands dirty but will do so to make a point, and enjoy doing it. He sometimes uses Matches to check in on places he can't as a shadowy cryptid, and it's not like the lower income areas would fully trust Brucie Wayne.

Barbara = Madison “Maddie” Malone Now let's be honest, Barbara enjoys messing with people, she enjoys knowing every little thing as Oracle, and she definitely does that as Maddie. The thing is, no one knows how she learns about things, other criminals search for a traitor, for a leak, for anything, and get nothing. Which is utterly terrifying. Because there has to be some sort of information network, there has to be. And somehow they're so good that they're indistinguishable to any others.

Dick = Micheal “Mikey” Malone Honestly Dick uses this chance to get into a bunch of fights just for fun. Flirts a bit more freely but doesn't really have an interest in actually getting with someone. Just has funs and is known for throwing his own parties that usually end in free-for-all brawls. He absolutely loves being able to have parties that are the opposite of galas he's usually dragged into.

Cass = Molly Malone She's quiet and graceful, but she takes it to unnerving levels as Molly. Looks slim but carries guns on her at all time to better differentiate between Cassandra Wayne, Black Bat, and Molly Malone. Everyone knows if you need a weapon, guns, meelee, whatever, she's the one you go to. Gotham help you if you cross her though.

Jason = Peter “Petey” Malone Where Molly Malone goes, everyone knows Petey will be there as well. Jason absolutely adores the time he gets to do so, it's his turn to be silent and dramatic. Everyone can recognize the jagged scar over his neck, they can recognize it from corpses the Bats have gotten their talons on. Honestly he's delighted in being able to be Cass' enforcer of sorts and just have a good fight. Even if he complains about how making his Malone mute makes it where he can't quote Shakespeare like he wants to.

Steph = “Mia” Malone Ah yes, the explosive Malone. The one who has more arson charges than Firefly. Or at least she would if she was caught, but the entire Underbelly knows it was her. Steph is living her best life being able to pull all sorts of pranks and crazy shit and takes several ideas from Harley. Honestly she probably smells like gasoline or smoke all the time, and definitely put glitter in her hair. Maybe even has red hair as a Malone as well.

Tim = Alvin “Al” Malone He still goes by Alvin Draper too, which results in half the underbelly thinking that Draper is his middle name. Honestly he's having the best time, everyone knows to come to him for forgeries and less than legal identities, which he loves to create. I mean just look at how many new identities he creates for himself alone. He enjoys this type of thing, and hey, it's so easy to keep track of whose identity is fake when you're the one who made them. Plus it also lets him do good for those on the run for good reasons, a way to make sure people are safe.

Duke = Dennis “Denny” Malone Everyone knows Denny was adopted, but y'know what, I bet they don't care. And you know Duke is utterly insane, like jump off a bridge to escape the cops and create the We are Robin gang insane. And he gets to play that up as Denny. He will put forth the most batshit ideas and actually pull them off. I bet he uses his future-sight to cheat at different games and pool tables and all sorts of things, but no one can ever prove it. Because there is no proof, and the other people playing just has to deal with it.

Damian = “Mini M” Malone The little baby of the family, who everyone knows the older Malones absolutely dote over. This is his chance to act like an actual child, just with a hint of art theft. Hey, it wasn't like they got it legally either, so it's free game, especially if they weren't taking proper care of the art or a pet. He's just pleased to get to have even more pets, and that Goliath his demon dragon-bat gets to go on walkies.

Jarro = Jadan “Lil J” Malone Now Jarro is delighted to have a third mech, and is even more delighted for people to believe Damian (or technically M jr) and him are twins. Gives off someone is going to die- of fun with Mini M, and honestly enjoys being able to use his natural telepathy to be a small horror movie child that knows too much. Like will stare up at someone with wide eyes covered in blood and the others in Gotham's underbelly still aren't sure if the blood was his or someone elses. (it was neither)

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Honestly I might write a oneshot or something for the Cryptid Batfam focusing on just them as the Malones family.

#what's outside au #what's out there au #batman #batman au #batfamily #the malones #they give off mob family vibes #hey just because Batman and the bats don't kill (that people know) doesn't mean a crime family can't #everyone thinks Mia & Al are twins #everyone thinks Molly & Petey are twins #everyone thinks M & J are twins #half the people think Matches & Madam are twins too #they're just out here having fun y'know #helping people who turned to crime because they had no other choice and taking care of the worse of the worse #remind me to elaborate later #also remind me to draw their designs #because i have so many thoughts #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #batfam #gotham crime #matches malone

[hoarder-of-dragons]

No but if, instead of this scene being Azirphale realizing his love for Crowley, it was him realizing Crowley loves him back Aziraphale's seen Crowley swoop in to rescue him tons of times throughout history. And he has known Crowley to "tempt" him several times, just as a pretext to spend time together. But this, saving his books outright with no other ulterior motive other than just to make Aziraphale happy, well obviously he would react like that when he finds out.

#we only know Crowley's love for Aziraphale because our outside view #imagine Azirphale who being in heaven and with people who always disregarded him as “soft” #well obviously he would be oblivious to Crowley's affection towards him #yes he might know Crowley cares for him but there is some lingering doubt that says what if it was all just because of the arrangement #you must remember that Aziraphale still doesn't understand sides currently as well #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season 2 #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens meta #good omens analysis

[earako]

Hi saw a post about how although Ballister's shorter than Ambrosius he's a lot broader and all I can think of his Ambrosius wanting to do the cute wearing my lovers clothes thing, Ballister attempts to put on Ambrosius hoodie and goes "Uh...love? It's sorta tight..."

Meanwhile Ambrosius is too busy internally squealing about how buff his lover is to care about his hoodie being stretched out-

#nimona #ballister x ambrosius #j says stuff #I have several ideas- #of Ambrosius pouting at Ballister #complaining about how it's not fair that Ambrosius keeps stealing all of Ballister's hoodies #and Ballister slowly gesturing at how much wider he is compared to Ambrosius #Ambrosius doesn't care #he totally bought some oversized hoodies that he wore for like a week before 'accidentally' leaving them with Ballister

[abzania]

So I've seen a lot of people talk about Crowley and his idea of falling in love (getting caught in a sudden rain), but why is no one talking about how Aziraphale only put on that ball so Crowley would realize they were meant for each other????

It's so cute. He was so excited, too. Just look at his face throughout that entire scene. As well as the grin he had when he grabbed Crowley's hand to dance. It's fucking adorable.

#good omens #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #like he's SO HAPPY #why haven't i seen people talking about this #also this is for people who think Azi doesn't care #that guy is so in love with his demon that he put on an entire Jane Austin ball for him!! #this is ALL for one person #okay technically it's for nina and maggie too but just LOOK at that face #he loves crowley #he's just so fucking stubborn

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

the question of whether or not Jin Guangyao killed Qin Su or Jin Rusong is so deeply unimportant to me and also misunderstands, i think, the framing of these murders in the text. in the end, it doesn't actually matter if he killed them or not, it doesn't even matter if he feels like he did or feels ultimately responsible for their deaths (both of which are not necessarily the same thing as having capital M murdered them). what's important is that people think he did. what's important is that all it takes to destroy a man & make him the next surrogate victim is a few well placed rumors, whether or not they're true. it happened to Wei Wuxian and then it happens to Jin Guangyao. it doesn't matter, ultimately, if he killed Qin Su or Jin Rusong, the only thing that matters is that people think he did and that they were so easily and vindictively swayed is one of the themes of the story. Jin Guangyao uses this against Wei Wuxian and then Nie Huaisang uses rumors and gossip against him because the only murder that actually matters in the story is the one that starts the story, the one we know Jin Guangyao did for certain, the founding murder if you will.

#tldr who cares if he killed the baby/j #i do think we need to stop obsessing over it tho l #it's ambiguous! let it be ambiguous! #you can't ever prove that he did you cant ever prove that he didn't let it goooooo #tldr go read violence & the sacred #sry if this is rambly & contradictory & doesn't make sense i am who i am there’s no fixing it now #im not saying that their deaths are less important than nmj (except like narratively speaking they are so) but i am saying that #if you're so hyperfocussed on whether or not these 'acts' prove jgy is 'good' or 'evil' you are missing the point #mimetic doubles be doubling mimetic crisises be needed surrogate victims the grass is green the sky is blue what else is new

[agentark]

whatever you do, don't imagine a young J Corvin waiting every day at the end of their drive, hoping today is the day the mail carrier finally brings a letter from their very best friend

#i'm personally about to start sobbing #how many letters do they try sending #how long does that sweet gentle soul wait - I actually don't want to know #little too close to home frankly lmao #grandpa i don't CARE that something evil lives in fernweh and wants to eat me or control me or whatever - that's my bestie!! #I just did James's route and this part hurt so much worse #fernweh saga #like J is SO scared to ask MC if they can write this time & they're trying to be SO supportive-- #--of the fact that the last time they tried MC was going through an incredibly difficult time in their life #but that doesn't mean it didn't hurt so badly #and like it's obviously not MC's fault bc they never even got the letters in the first place #but now I want to cry thinking about how my MC hugs James at the police station when they meet again and how he's probably like ??? #my MC missed him and James is like 'weird reaction for someone who couldn't be bothered to write back' #'and shattered my little fifteen year old heart into pieces' #i'm making wild assumptions about the inner workings of J's mind here but anyway #j corvin #all i'm saying is if my best friend was ripped out of my life and I tried writing them I would be religiously checking the mailbox #probably far longer than I should but still trying to hold out hope

[shortcutohappiness]

it's so funny to me how crowley chose a first name AND a second name for himself while aziraphale just kept his own and then only out of need and on the spot he took the last part('s pronunciation) of said name to use it ALSO as his surname

#one tried too hard and the other didn't try at all #a creative snake and a lazy b*tch #which is funny considering that crowley doesn't really do anything for hell (techincally his job) #except finding ways to avoid doing any work #while aziraphale kinda cares about how things are done (ok mostly because he fears his superiors) #when he said you know what to do do it with style #bro has a motto #fratm #good omens #good omens season 2 #david tennant #crowley #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #aziraphale #micheal sheen #ineffable husbands #names #anthony j crowley #mr fell mcfell #who didn't even fall

[applegreenrunnerbean]

Lister's football club update: after discussing with my manager - an Everton fan - he pointed out that Craig Charles is a Liverpool fan (source: he knew him in the 80s) so Lister probably would be too and so that is probably also why the London Jets play in red.

Modern AU!Rimmer wears blue all the time (easy to get dressed if all your clothes are the same colour/it's an autism thing) and pretends it's because he's a diehard Evertonian and it winds Lister up because he KNOWS Rimmer has never seen a football match in his life. Rimmer actually ends up following football just to commit to the bit and he hates every second but refuses to back down.

#red dwarf #dave lister #arnold j rimmer #kochanski is nominally a rangers fan but she doesn't actually care #holly is a millwall fan

[geosb]

The man behind the slaughter

I 100% support Matthew Lillard being William afton I'm so excited to watch this movie lol

#fanart #my art #william afton #william afton fanart #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #matthew lillard #fnaf movie fanart #yeah I know the movie doesn't even have a trailer yet but i don't care /j #tw blood

[scr3wu9]

the romanticism in having a history with someone that can never be erased despite being on opposing sides the romanticism in never being able to rid yourself of the care for them that's shamefully rooted so deep inside of you the romanticism in physically needing someone to keep you from dying the romanticism in saving a person one hundred times over just so you get to be the one who kills them the romanticism in destroying the world when it doesn't end up being you

#man i don't even ship them like that #theres just so much here their dynamic makes me feel insane #if the man you hate is suicidal does that mean the worst you can do is keep him alive? #but then there are moments where they seem genuinely worried about each other #so can a hatred run so deep that it becomes a kind of love? #is the hatred just an easier way of showing care? when you've been told all your life to be emotionless? #when there's a power inside of you that could kill you? when the life you live doesn't allow this connection? #anyway smiley face! #bsd #soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #j yaps

[bbubbleo]

little doodle of wilbert for the orgins smp, to get me in the mood for doing commissions :puddle:

#my art #tw spider #just in case #i will draw myself at some point #but it is just my usual c!q with speeder legs /silly #alter art but you can tag it as simpbur if you want she doesn't care #1 of our partners is a fimsh #and the other 2 are phantoms who beat the shit out of us #everyone else is very cool and not assholes /silly /j

[sherokutakari]

Broke: it takes Crowley a long time in s3 to actually take his sunglasses off again

Woke: Aziraphale is actually the one to remove them

Bespoke: s3 starts and he's just. Already not wearing then. He's too apathetic to the goings on around him to bother with his usual armor. He's already been stabbed in the heart back and it didn't protect him, so why even try.

#Good Omens #Good Omens 2 #Anthony J Crowley #Crowley Good Omens #Ineffable Husbands #like honestly I'd MUCH prefer the Woke option #but fuuuck a whole new world of pain options open up #if you think too long about Crowley caring so so little #that he doesn't even keep up appearances #TV GOmens Crowley is not Heigh Ho said Anthony J Crowley #he's an emo teenager stuck at the nall after his friends left #and his mom still hasnt come to pick him up yet #OH GOD BUT WHAT IF WE D O GET GLASSESLESS CROWLEY FOR LIKE AN EPISODE #MAYBE EVEN DISTRACTEDLY HAPPY HELPING MURIEL OR THE HUMANS WITH SOMETHING #AND AT THE END OF THE EPISODE HE HEARS AZIRAPHALE'S ON EARTH AND T H E N THE GLASSES GO ON #FEEL ING VERYY 'INTO BATTLE THEN' ABOUT THIS OPTION AND N O T OKAY

[hikeyzz]

good morning i can't stop thinking about my gf telling me my body was made to be worshipped as she kissed down my stomach and thighs end me end me end me end me end me end me en

#she's impossibly hot and the things she says make my brain melt #i apologized for making positions difficult bc i can't put pressure around my ribs rn so she couldn't support herself on top of me smoothly #and she literally pinned my arms down and told me i have nothing to apologize for and she just wants to make me feel good #and she doesn't want to cause me any of this kind of pain (wink) so she wants to know what would hurt so she doesn't do it #and i just #swooned #so simple to be accommodated but the first time i have to ask for an accommodation during sexy time i always feel a lot of ways #but also for her to like assertively say 'no i'm taking care of you tell me how to do it best' #swoons even harder #literally just put me in my place and tell me you're doing something for me bc you know i need/want it but just can't 'accept' the help #it's a secret hack that lets my brain let other people do things for me/cater to me if you just take it by force fyi #cnc: soft gentle head from your gf edition #hikey #j ☀️

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Been wondering about Macaque in the burnt marshmallow au. Like did he see Wukong pre-super glamour? Or would he roll up, ready for a brawl, only to find this charred-ass gremlin? Nothing throws your battle game off quite as hard as the whiplash of learning the 'invulnerable' Monkey King isn't so invulnerable.

WELL FUNNY STORY ACTUALLYGBKAMWOE I haven't really thought about Macaque and Wukong's dynamic outside of interacting with friends AU's n stuff so I'm not sure what'd be like in this AU or how Macaque would react bKMASODFA

I have been wanting to give a shot at like, making a design for Macaque but honestly he just isn't as big of a character in my head as of right now aside from analyzing and making fun of him gbfdskfmowe

Anyway, regardless of dynamic, if he saw beforehand, I don't think he would really remember or care about swk's appearance

and if he saw it out of nowhere on a day he rolled up to fistfight the Monkey King, I'd say... surprised? Ur right about his battle game being thrown just a little, but after the initial whiplash he'd probably just go on as usual with the addition of making fun of his new appearance and stuff "Aww, did you get a haircut?"

If it was like, after a bit of redemption or whatever, he'd probably slow down a bit, extending the surprised period cause he ain't in a rush to fistfight, but like, again, right into insults and making fun of him for it because bruh that's a whole new arsenal to get under his skin and annoy him, especially if he was hiding it, and you bet Macaque's gonna tackle the heck out of that--GW;ELKFMAEW

I think the harshness of the insults would depend on where they were at in their redemption arc too. ranging from the haircut thing to full out "how's ur student feel about his oh so perfect mentor looking more like a monster than the actual demons?" and stuff like that.

anyway tho, since haven't figured out when this takes place in canon or what the backstory and dynamic is, its hard to say ghdjfjkl;asdfasjdf

One of these days I'll give Macaque's character more attention, but apparently today is still not that day bGKAWMEOF

Bonus: 

 the "charred-gremlin" bit of ur ask gave me an idea so you get a probably non-canon doodle

#knox rambles #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Six Eared Macaque #Sun Wukong | Monkey King #Burnt Marshmallow!Monkey King AU #love macaque's character #i just need to like #give him a little arc of development in my head before i can do anything with him and i haven't done that yet #gestures at wukong wildly #THERE'S AN ENTIRE TRUAMA BALL OF A MONKEY RIGHT THERE I'M DEALING WITH I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THE EMO ONE /J /LH BGS;DLKJFMA;WOED #thinking now tho #about like #Monkey King doesn't seem to care that Macaque's there unless he's being annoying or trying to get buddy buddy with Mk #and maybe that's part of the reason mac goes straight to annoying him or trying to get under his skin because it's the one way swk will #acknowledge him #KNOX ART (me) #OH NOW MY BRAIN'S TRYING TO ANALYZE THE WHOLE 'WORST QUALITIES OF SWK' THING #cause hey unless it's therapy don't people tend to ignore their bad qualities unless they become a real problem to them or the people #around them? #EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO THINK ABOUT THAT FAREWELL #asks #anon #it's been so long since i've made a post i'm starting to forget how to tag bGKAWMOFE #WELP

[spocks-kaathyra]

what if I kill myself

#/j /joke I don't care that much. I don't even care. it's not like I care or anything #<- guy who cares so so so much #it's. um. fine. there's. next year #what if I go to one of the fuckass horror cons he's going to....... guy who has watched like 2 horror movies #I'm still going to stlv. and I might still make pythas this summer... I'd just have to wait another year to wear him. #god what if I like. kill myself. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow #<- referencing an unrelated post that the wording of resonates. #but what if he doesn't go next year.... what if I can't go next year..... what if he never goes to another trek con again......... #well. if that were the case. I would get into horror movies and go to one of those cons to see him LMAO #what if he never does any convention ever again. what then. what if I kill myself #fuck. god. fine okay. this just means I have an extra year to work on pythas. and if I never get to see him again. I can make peace w that #I've already met him twice I know I'm very lucky. I just didn't really get to talk to him..... I want to talk to him about asit........ #ugh it's like fine it's like whatever I don't even care. it's like fine I don't care #well. stlv cosplans r open then. definitely still doing hologram kira. but the other 3 r a mystery #maybe I do seven then... maybe gray tal again...... maybe emperor georgiou...... maybe spunnysuit v2 #narcissus's echoes