#and every other day honestly lmao

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

good day, just wanted to remind you that it’s 2024 and nobody knows they’re engaged

#firstprince brainrot is rotting hard today #and every other day honestly lmao #red white and royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb on prime #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #firstprince #rwrb book #rwrb book quotes #firstprince brainrot

[tangledinink]

Wait wait wait

You do witchcraft???

That's so cool! I had no idea there were other witches in the TMNT fandom!!!

What kind of witchcraft do you practice?? Personally, I deal mostly with divination, but I'd love to hear more about other people's crafts!

I do! ^^ Though admittedly my practice has been a little bit dormant as of late because I sort of fell out of habit after An Event which was a Bit Disruptive to My Life lol. But I guess I kind of dabble in a bit of everything? I dunno if I could pin myself down to just one kind of practice yet, I still sort of consider myself a Baby Witch. But I really like making little spelljars and casting candle spells and things of the like, and I've been trying to learn tarot for a while now! I also really like making and drawing sigils... For a while part of the joy for me has been just Learning New Things.

^ ft. gecko enclosure and tail lol. BoS and altar not pictured.

#ive got kind of a budget witchcraft thing going on lmao #coz thats kind of my fav part of it? that you can kind of just do it however a little bit so long as you have like #intention and are mindful #all my spelljars are the bottles that vaccines would come in at my old workplace (i used to work at a vet office!) #and since we would mostly just throw them out i could just take them and repurpose them so now ive got a ton #ive got a small collection of crystals coz i like those #my practice is a lot of meditation and grounding and mindfulness and shit like that #blah blah blah tricking myself into taking care of me etc etc #for a while i would. like. every day meditate ground and choose an intention for the day #and pick out some pocket crystals to bring with me that matched that intention #but then my schedule got fucked in eight different ways = 3 = so im working on getting back to it #eventually lol #honestly i love talking abt this stuff and would love to get back into it/meet other ppl who do witchcraft its been a hot second since #like #ive truly indulged... #asks #anon #witchcraft #witchblr #i gotta follow some witchy blogs smh lemme know if yall have any suggestions

[moregraceful]

i was gonna watch the vgk-dal game to bandwagon the stars but then i realized that if i have to see hertl in that jersey even once it's literally my last day, and also mike grier's last day, on planet earth, so.

#KELLY MCCRIMMON I HOPE THE CEILING FAN FALLS ON U #pulling a dq and telling people to just throw me off a bridge honestly #i usually try to have a value-neutral position on teams idc abt but the hertl trade made me blacklist every possible variation of the #team's name and lb and every associated tag so. sorry. lol coming out of my cage and i'm not doing fine #i wrote robo/nick s instead #2.3k and nothing happens in it #they literally go drink boba and yearn for manju but the manju shop is closed #also have been given some valuable feedback. there are cities in which people recognize hockey players in the wild?? that happens in #quebec??? god imagine seeing and recognizing nick suzuki in the grocery store i would just leave #imagine seeing a shark in the grocery store i would not even notice i'd just be like get out of my way you're blocking the kombucha #so i have to do some rewriting anyway bc a chunk of the fic is like has nick suzuki ever been recognized in his life. answer: yes!!! #i assume robo is not being recognized by non-hockey fans anyway lol dallas has american football baseball and basketball #the city got other concerns #i always laugh when canadians are like isn't hockey one of your big four sports 🤨 #i'm like. tiers of american sports: 1: college basketball and college football. 2: football basketball and baseball. 2.5: hockey #u could put connor mcdavid in a grocery store and people would be like get this guy's ass out of the fruit section he's killing the vibe #i spent 20 hours at church over the weekend guys and i refused to read or answer a single email from anyone associated with church #all day bc i was like i need a break from you people. but people started texting me instead i was like .... #didn't read or answer those either lol #i was gonna refill a queue tonight but a i just spent 45 minutes on these tags b i saw a picture of trea turner that got me in my 🥺 #c was writing a touching tribute to manju and hot guys of which there are none in san jose (hot guys. there's plenty of manju #in san jose) #and now i am like. am i crazed enough to have an opinion on 150 posts in one hour?? #let's find out lmao #fresno oilers.txt

[wastemanjohn]

hot girl problems: that spider in the sink you literally just screamed over is in fact a stray false eyelash

#far fetched #honestly I do this every other day lmao

[bloomfish]

I've been remaking some of my old mixes from 8tracks (rest in peace, most beautiful website) on spotify and honestly some of them were so good I'm impressed with myself. I should do this for a living. wish there was a job that involved putting different songs together in a specific order

#like how much thought i put into the continuity of the songs and the overall cohesion of the mixes lol #and very different mixes like from ambient to like... welsh folk music lmao #every day of my life i miss 8tracks #honestly spotify has been so destructive for every other kind of music platform like... remember pandora? its obsolete now #the other thing i miss dearly is windows media player. hands down the best music software there will ever be #it was ugly but SIMPLE. FUNCTIONAL. my library was immaculately organised

[corvid-language-library]

The reason baggy sweatpants are great is that I can just put them on over the top of my pajamas and I can go to the shop and everyone *thinks* I got dressed this morning but actually I'm still in my jammies and nobody knows my secret >:)

#chough chatterings #16-year-old me would be horrified lmao #back then i was like 'i'm gonna be a fashionable goth kid FOREVER i will NEVER wear trackies i will wear corsets EVERY DAY' #and now i'm like girl ain't nobody got executive function for that #i do kinda miss being a cool goth kid sometimes though #i was hot as a teenager/in my early 20s and now i'm like the most average person ever lol #i used to be the kind of person who never left the house without my makeup and now i wear it maybe once or twice a year? #but honestly i have too many other things i wanna do in my life and looking hot is so low on the priority list it just doesn't make the cut

[sunspinecity]

i havent wanted to comment on the sandsurge drama bc i think it's insane but like. anyone who says that staff "isn't very communicative" has never played another petsite in their life. Turn back time spend 3 years on neopets and then we'll talk about communication bro..

like there is literally an entire Dev Status Sidebar that shows you what they're saying about whats going on that they update pretty regularly and they do dev updates + stay in contact with their playerbase and closely watch their reactions to updates to see where they messed up and what can be improved on. Like what on planet earth are you talking about. genuinely

the only agreement i will give to communication issue is that the wording on aeq's post regarding the fact that it would be a gem breed took me 7 tries and i still dont get it bc it reads to me as "2nd breed will be treasure, 3rd will be gems"?? which is obv not true. I genuinely can't see what ppl mean by this being a confirmation. but thats not a communication issue it is a Confusing Wording issue. don't complain about communication unless you've played literally any other petsite bc i guarantee you this level of transparency and care you will find in very few other places.

#and before anyone thinks im sucking up to staff. i dont like staff. i will never let myself have anything more than #respect for people i dont know on a day to day basis. they run a company. not my friends. esp not after how the eye genes were treated #fr #flight rising #chimechatter #this is the only thing ill be saying on this or reblogging btw i just got irritated<3 #my only opinions on every other issue ppl have is 1. i think modern gem breeds should be 1200 and ancients should be 600g #i cant put apparel on them why thr hell am i paying yhat much. i have to pay 1kg and then a shitton for a skin if i want one and then pay fo #r gem genes too can you get real with me. but its fine i can grind bc if im not gonna pay up im gonna god damn do it right #its literally fine. and 2. was initially disappointed we didnt get at least an egg bc i love getting eggs but w/e ill jus grind. 2 weeks of #g&g gets u a breed change scroll lmao its whatecer #they gotta make money. it is what it is. i use adblocker because the changing ads are distracting n give me a headache #so i better either put my money where my mouth is or grind it out yk. Whateval #such a nothing burger drama honestly

[the-hopeless-haze]

Ok I don’t care if it’s cliched and too on the nose the fact that Kimberly Perry is coming back and doing If I Die Young pt 2 13 years later, like… that’s huge… like The Band Perry was my emo phase before my emo phase and as a child who grew up with this music and listened to this song religiously and very much wanted to die through most of middle school… hearing her sing the words “now I know there’s no such thing as enough time” is monumental to me when I thought 11 years was enough time.

#the band Perry #kimberly perry #let it be cliched I don’t care!!! #I was almost crying talking to my mom about this last night it’s SO huge to me #like I used to always hear that line ‘funny when you’re dead how people start listening’ and #I always wanted something to happen to me so I would be HEARD #idk I’m happy you’re still here and I’m happy I’m still here #very happy my SI didn’t go past passive but #honestly that’s debilitating to live every day with thoughts like that and I’m so happy I worked through them #all I ever spoke about in middle school was law and order CI the band Perry and the hunger games #so I’m very happy she’s coming back to her roots #I actually liked nite swim LMAO but all the other newer stuff… nah #she has a voice for country music

[spiral-wizard]

i finally got a new jobbbbbb :'''-) as a driver for a local mobile paper shredding service?? catch me in Big Truck showing up to your office to shred your Confidential Documents !!!

#yesterday i rode along on one of their routes as kind of a trial run #which turned out to be less about deciding if they wanted to hire me and more about making sure i actually wanted to do it #/ knew what i was getting into etc. and honestly i had a great time lmao #as far as i know they're gonna pay me for the day too and would have even if i decided against it which is nice. wish more places did that #the driver who drove me around was a real gruff midwestern dude... taxidermy decorated office and everything #at one point toward the end of the day he misgendered me after not really referring to me all day and i was like Oh No. #but i pulled him aside a lil while after that and was like look man. i'm female on paper but in every other sense i live my life as a guy. #and you know what? he was extremely normal about it. hashtag grateful #word processing

[bangcakes]

.

#i go about my day as normal. but then moments from this week will come into my head and im a blushing mess NFNDNDNXMXMX #if this turns into something More. oh i am going to..... lose my mind NFNFDXX #idk i just... i can picture everything but its like #i dont wanna be presumptuous JFJFJFJJFJF #but at the same time i just..... i feel like this is all heading somewhere. like slowly... but theres a Destination..... its hard to explain #JDJDJDJJDJDJ #honestly ive never got this far b4 and its not even far NDJDJDJJD #like ok yes ive been on dates or like briefly dated guys but ive never really... truly... liked any of them #like now that ive seen what i can feel.... ya every other guy just seems..... !!!!! like tiny baby crushes based on like superficial things #like this time 1. im attracted 2. we're friends 3. i wanna see him all the time #those 3 things have never been present before LMAO. #like my default is liking guys from afar so they cant hurt me #but man...... the circumstances this time just lined the fuck up #same classes... same friends.... truly it was inevitable JFJDJDDDKDDK #n e way #just me talking about this Again #im just in disbelief that it might be mutual.... #i just hope im not jinxing it by talking about it so mych NFNFNDND #i'll go crazy if i dont talk about it tho JFJFNNFNFNFNF #personal

[toytulini]

god that "morning people are an oppressive class" post annoys me in some way i cant. quite. ugh

#toy txt post #it doesnt feel quite right to me........... #maybe im just a Morning Person. lol. lmao even #idk how much that is true vs in high school i felt very much like a morning person bc #i was taking my adderall with coffee and then it would all wear off right at the end of the day and id crash soooo hard and have like. #anxiety attacks every night and just be generally overstimulated and irritable as hell #which is mostly managed now by me trying to be smarter about caffeine consumption (amount + when) and on a lower dose of adderall #but it does feel like a lot of that shit mentioned would be adequately covered by like. being able to take time off work to go to the #doctor etc. idk #im half joking these days when i ID as a morning person but legally none of you are allowed to get up my ass about it🔪 #bc of the nocturnal bullshit i pulled on second shift for like 3yrs after everything around me decided to start closing early after the #pandemic hit even tho theyve re lifted every other miniscule precaution they ever enforced #probably bc no one wants to work night shift at the grocery store for like 12$ an hour. fucking offer better pay idiots #god even when i was a package handler working the super inconvenient hours of 3am-like. 9. 10am(inconvenient my ass that was ideal hours.) #the main reasons ppl left for other jobs: hours suck and they got offered better pay. they cant adjust the hours. so they shouldve #increased the pay to retain. and maybe have more structured start and end times that were less up in the air #like all the drivers leave at 9am so if theres anything left on the truck thatll be for tomorrow. since that fuckin happened anyway. idk. #honestly wouldve been more important to me to have consistent start times cos thats one of the things that pissed me off about that job was #like youd go in and before you left youd have to ask what the start time would be tomorrow cos they kept jumping all over the place by like #15min increments and like its once thing to do it on occasion to try to deal with like Bad Weather but it was like fucking Daily #and sometimes theyd write it on the little whiteboard. but sometimes they wouldnt. and sometimes theyd write it on the little whiteboard #and leave it up there forget to erase it and it would still be there but they told you as you walked out actually its not 4:30 tmrrw its 3 #idk. i know the main real reason i miss it is cause it was part time and the day ended at like 9am usually

[wabblebees]

thought id update to say; i survived opening night!!! and not only that, it went REALLY fucking well, and people seemed to REALLY REALLY like it omfg... god this is so crazy

#i was literally holding the script in a bigass binder for almost the entire show (sparing only the parts where i had to BULLFIGHT) #(bc i needed two hands -- one for the cape & one for the banderilla.)(yall i had to learn how to BULLFIGHT TANGO & SWORDFIGHT. in TWO DAYS) #but the audience said afterwards it was like i wasnt even on-book; they hardly noticed it was there??!! #yall this is my real life rn. im failing my classes but yknow what?? #i can pull it together enough to emergency understudy in a highly physical show 2 days before opening even with a script ive never SEEN #and apparently we made people fucking CRY. HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT #this playwright is just. incredible. the script is INSANE. BEAUTIFUL & CLEVER & HILARIOUS & TERRIFYING & VILE & TENDER & TECHNICALLY PERFECT #and apparently our production is like. only the eighth time this show has EVER been produced. for real #but god EVERYONE should know about this playwright's work. fuck i actually think tumblr would really love her. holy shit. #maría irene fornés is her name -- she was a queer cuban-american playwright+director who made radical heartwrenching magical theatre #im so grateful to be doing this & SO fucking sad for the original performer im covering for... god. bc this is just such lifechanging work #this play is queer in EVERY sense. its off-putting loving repulsive peculiar passionate holy and GAY AS HELL. its real its farce its SO CAMP #((IRENE & SUSAN SONTAG DATED. SONTAG AS IN 'NOTES ON ''CAMP''' SONTAG. ITS FUCKING GORGEOUS.)) #its gorgeous its gorey its glamourous its also literally the first part ive played that i think might truly fit my casting type exactly lmao #which is INSANE. bc the character is literally just described in the script as ''ISIDORE: an androgynous clown'' LMFAO #but honestly what could be more homoerotic than 2 ''men'' locked in a room together dancing tango+talking abt beetles+stabbing each other #hmm. maybe its the fact that after i stab the other guy i call him ''saint sebastian'' and then we LITERAL ACTUAL GAY KISS #which is crazy bc we only practiced that ONE TIME before opening #and youd think this shit cant get Any Gayer BUT. IT DOES. bc my scene partner+the director are gay+together irl... and uhh. #ive literally been their third. like. more than once. #ISNT THAT FUCKING INSANE. THIS IS MY REAL LIFE?? THIS IS MY REAL LIFE #ANYWAY #so now im headed back out to rehearse more before we perform it again tonight lmao #i hope it goes as well as it did last night #that audience was fucking incredible i really hope the next two like it as much as they did🤞🤞 knocking on wood #so. if u read this far. u should go find+read ''tango palace'' by maría irene fornés. mwah okay bye #bee speaks

[uncanny-tranny]

Tumblr: You might like this post! *puts my own post in the "for you" section*

Me:

#why does that post have almost 6k notes HELP #(it was from this blog haha) #oh in other news i'm almost done with breaking bad... FUCK WALTER LMAO #how is there anybody who actually unironically likes him? i'm really curious like i get why people like jesse #jesse > walter all day every day. also skylar never deserved the hate she got. she's honestly one of my faves

[frecklystars]

I think you should reblog the grunt video 50 more times cause I love seeing it on my dashboard every few days 😂

Oh darling! Every few days!! You're being so generous with me 😂😂

Six grunting is like my daily medicine now. I wake up in the morning late afternoon, I look at that gifset of Ryan in his Ken costume giggling while saying "malibu beach", and then I reblog the Six groaning video like it's my daily vitamins before getting on with my work day

#this actually made me laugh out loud #im so glad there is at least one person who enjoys my shenanigans :) #when i make my own compilated video im gonna reblog that thing religiously #i would honestly reblog the other video every single day if i wasnt worried about annoying the op #it isnt even their own video that they made its a repost of cinemawins sldfjsldfdsf #i wonder if they see me in their activity feed like 'oh there's that weird girl again??' LMAO #anonymous #asks

[dumbassacademia]

When I was in high school all the incoming students had to do this thing where we were in special “pride time” classes (sort of like a study hour ig but like 30min) and on fridays like once a month we would have upperclassman assigned to our specific class and who would do some activity with us to teach us about life or whatever and then when I was an upperclassman I was one of those people so for background the activity I’m about to talk about was one that I did Several times throughout high school

Anyway the thing was there were like 8 signs that would be randomly given to kids in the class and they said like teacher, ceo, doctor, teenager, custodian, rockstar, athlete and something else I can’t remember but it doesn’t really matter (maybe research scientist?)

And then you were supposed to have different kids choose to line the people up in order of most importance to society

And like obviously there was lots of back and forth and that was the point, that everyone had different perspectives on importance and what society is about and whatever but I always put the custodian first and then would get so fucking annoyed because like literally every time someone would sort of like, accuse me of just saying that to seem woke or whatever? Like they’d be like “yeah okay of course but like seriously” and I always had to sort of half defend myself while also not bringing the whole class/conversation to a standstill (a common challenge of mine, I talk a lot)

Anyway the end point of the activity was to then have the people holding the signs all stand in a circle and hold hands because they’re all equally important and no one is better than anyone else just because of what they do or who they are

But I still think I’m right

#honestly I feel like most of my lineup was correct #I also got shit for putting CEO’s in the last two or three spots every time for pretty much the same reason #especially because I usually put the rockstar ahead of them lmao #anyway if you are lucky enough to work somewhere that has a janitor of some kind buy them lunch or something idk #but you know your life would be shit without them #like #you know it #probably literally #if you’re a dick to janitors (or other similar maintenance workers/people who’s job is literally to keep you from living in filth) #just know that one day you will receive what you deserve #I hope #(you deserve bad things if you’re a dick to them if that wasn’t clear btw) #or at least inconvenient and upsetting things #idk what to even tag this #just #life stuff #ig??? #high school

[izzy-b-hands]

8/20's au-gust fill...is in progress but might also just get deleted and skipped lmao (it's still so wordy and not finished and I have zero confidence in this fucker. I think I would like it but then again I like verbose little weird novellas/short stories that are a packed slice of time and then I never hear from any of the characters in that universe/au ever again but think about them forever after. But that's definitely not to everyone's taste or even anyone's taste in general, broadly so. Things to consider)

today's (8/21) fill isn't happening. Tomorrow's fill, possibly.

thank fuck 8/23's fill has been done for ages now

and I'm picking away at fills for 8/24 and 8/25 for now (bc I can't sleep until I get more done, even if it's just a few lines that I wind up deleting)

#text post #I can't say I got every day done or that they were done as well as others but #I'll be able to say I tried to complete au-gust at least #maybe that's enough #not for me personally im absolutely going to hold this over my own head for the next month as a failure but #like the general idea of trying being enough is still nice lol #then comes finishing the izzy bingo card or at least as much as possible before Halloween #and by then i think i find out if my zine application was accepted or if i'm not going to be doing anything for that #regardless if you see me deciding to sign up for any other strict writing projects for winter maybe just psychically smack me okay? #not hard just a tap to knock some sense back in there #unless focusing on the writing is actually keeping me sane while I try to keep my current job and find a new better one #but i honestly can't tell at this point and i highly doubt anyone else can either (or would want to take the time to figure that out) #who am i even typing this update for is also a question to ask #but it's my blog so im allowed to post writing updates nobody cares about except me lmao