i cant stand adventuring with necromancers 🤦♂️. you know what really gets to me? they never TELL you they're a necromancer. they always use some normal spells at first. like ice spike and shit. and then you turn around to look at your party and you notice there's one extra person there. yeeep. they resurrected the researcher that died before us and left a journal warning us of the incoming dangers at the dungeon. and you know you can't tell them shit. you hurt a wizards' feelings and they fireball you into a pile of dust while you're sleeping and cook a potion with your ashes. 🤦♂️
and before anyone says anything i dont have anything against conjurers. just wish more of them had the common fucking sense to summon elemental spirits or whatever.
17K notes
·
View notes
baby girl i cut pears in ways you couldn’t imagine
28K notes
·
View notes
The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
34K notes
·
View notes
2K notes
·
View notes
1K notes
·
View notes
yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me
180K notes
·
View notes
Cada vez que veo una noticia nueva sobre mi país.
313 notes
·
View notes
childrens books
18K notes
·
View notes
reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers
404K notes
·
View notes
do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
114K notes
·
View notes
is dating a ghost necrophilia?
Please refer to the flowchart.
6K notes
·
View notes
the immense psychological damage I have taken seeing multiple people claim wholeheartedly that Marcille barely tolerates Laois, much less likes him. I’m sorry but even if you’re anime only did you MISS the scene where she frantically was checking for his heartbeat or
13K notes
·
View notes
got curious how many people make their own icons, and how much is fanart versus original.
AUs & redesigns count as fanart!
1K notes
·
View notes