#and eating a hot pocket

[coloredcompulsion]

You ever just have media that is so psychologically damaging you end up making the characters in Stardew Valley so they can just,, chill for a bit. They need somewhere to rest and this is where they shall.

#this goes for most if not all media i interact with #bioshock #the last of us #puella magi madoka magica #fuckin.. #gakkou gurashi #the magnus archives #murderbot #its 4am #I am rereading gakkou gurashi #and eating a hot pocket #and i just thought #'damb i can add megumi to my stardew saves' #because this is something i do #fairly often in #stardew valley #all fandoms tagged here have at least one character save #Eleanor has a thriving pumpkin business #ramblings of a stranger

[copperbadge]

This is my saga. (Transcript below images, behind the cut)

Transcript of a text message exchange between me and a few friends.

Me: My local Domino's sucked so bad last time they delivered to me that I stopped ordering from them like a year ago. Decided to get a pizza tonight and give them another chance…they no longer exist.

I then share a screengrab which states that my order was placed at 4:13pm today, but that Google's little preview window lists it as "Expected by January 9, 2024". This will be humorous later.

Me: Ordered from Little Caesars instead. They say my pizza will arrive sometime in the next four months. Also my delivery driver has been waiting to pick up my food for over 30 minutes. So they might not be wrong.

Friend K: Are you…cursed, Sam?

Me: Delivery driver bailed and was replaced with a new driver but when that happens the tracker doesn't understand what's going on, so now I'm watching my old delivery driver just drive off towards wrigleyville.

Friend K: NOOOOOO MY PIZZA

Me: As far as I know they still haven't made it. Nobody's picking up at the restaurant.

Friend C: You're gonna get a random pizza in four months.

Friend K: You'll be on your 734,845th driver by then.

Me: So the first driver was there for 30 minutes, got fed up, told the app the store was CLOSED, and left. Second driver heard the store was closed and didn't check, just left himself as the driver because he couldn't cancel an order at a closed restaurant. THIRD DRIVER has just arrived and confirmed the store is open but in the weeds. The pizza I ordered at 4:15 is arriving at 6pm, but I did get a refund because of the late delivery.

I then share a screengrab which shows the Doordash "tracker" map with a bold text header reading Your Order Was Cancelled. There is a large "top hat" emoji covering downtown Chicago so you all can't see my address in the app.

Me: …or this could happen.

Friend C: No pizza for u.

Me: I literally haven't ordered any food delivery in months because it just wasn't worth the hassle every time. This time I was like "maybe if I just chill it'll be fine." This is like the time I ordered Papa John's and they called me to break the tragic news that they were out of pepperoni.

#food #delivery #guess I'm going to eat hot pockets for the rest of my life

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

#haibara is baby i love him so much omg #also hes a light weight #two beers and he's down #remember the headcanon i had about gojo not beeing able to drink alcohol? #bottom right is what happens if he decides to drink #suguru with the bass is SO HOT OMG #and shopping cart stealing is mandatori for the sashisu trio #kidnapping haibara is a plus #also shoko or geto just casually pulling a pack of cigarettes out of their pocket and the condom coming with #yeah thats canon #the satosho hug makes my knees weak #and the sashisu kisses I CANNOT GET ENOUGH #more artists need to draw them kissing each other #pls i just wanna share my brainrot #nanami eating bread cuz its his fav food! #so many more headcanons feel free to dm me if you wanna hear more about my rotted brain farts #sashisu #satosho #satosho weekend #satoshoko #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #shoko ieiri #satoru gojo #geto suguru #haibara yu #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[sunnibits]

god. something about samfro is so…

#idk. something ab the fact that Sam is a gardener and a cook. or at least enjoys/is good at cooking. #like…. the implications. the fact that out of all the companions you could have chosen to accompany our frail sad protagonist #into a harsh grey land with no joy and no light or warmth #the fact that Sam cooks for him?? for both of them?! #the fact that he kept soices in his pocket and carried it all that way?? just in case they were having a roast chicken one night!!! #(​*spices) #the way he makes sure Frodo always gets enough food and drink. that he always gets enough to eat. even when Frodo is so weak and tired #like!! theyre in the middle of a wasteland so far from home but Samwise Gamgee is cooking him a hot meal and filling his belly with soup!! #it’s SO fucking tender and SO fucking special to me #I love Sam so much and I love those gay little hobbits #do you remember the taste of strawberries…. #samfro #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr #oh btw Vee if ur seeing this. this was unfinished in my drafts but I decided to complete my thoughts and post it right now just for u #I wanted to make you feel insane hope u enjoy

[digizoidkimmyc]

So I found these Jace Beleren Hot Pockets at the store and I don't actually want them but I think that it would be weirdly in character for Jace to have a really specific pizza order like this. Philly steak and specifically reduced fat mozzarella cheese with peppers, onions, and sauce on a seasoned crust.

My dad thought he was from Assassin's Creed and that made me think about how Jace's powers would actually make him really good at assassinating people, actually, and now the cashier probably thinks I'm unhinged. Which is, y'know, fair.

Also after leaving the store I realized that the reason I think it would be in-character for him to have a really specific pizza order is that I think it would also be in character for him to be autistic. As an autistic person myself, my own sensory weirdness manifests in such a way that I dislike complicating food, so my pizza order is actually quite simple, but I can conceive of how a differently autistic person could instead have a list of particular characteristics of pizza that they like.

The cashier's hypothetical opinion of me was correct. I am officially unhinged.

#mtg #assassin's creed #grocery store #hot pockets #jace beleren #pizza #assassination #oddly specific #jace beleren eating oddly specific pizza while assassinating people #autism #autistic jace beleren #unhinged

[chrollohearttags]

birthday fic loading 🤭🤭🤭🤭

#I swear I got more wips than actual fics #aot x black reader #reiner braun #birthday fic #wanna eat his dick like a hot pocket #fingers crossed I finish this tonight #cw smut #cw spit #cw pet play

[saltedsolenoid]

average mealtime with shadow t. robotnik-doom-arms-gun-hedgehog

#shadow the hedgehog #sth #things that i draw #go into the hell dimension and eat your hot pocket

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Talfryn: So I’m sitting in a bush, crying, eating a hot pocket

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #the second citadel #second citadel #This was me #I has a sensory over load #Ate a hot pocket #Found out there was paparoni in it #I don’t eat pork cause I’m jewish #So I cried in the bush #I was in the bush because that’s where my scare was

[blackmagictrait]

What's your opinion on using cc from problematic creators? Is it better to delete it from your game?

mf we're playing a game made by a greedy exploitative company on computers made with slave labor while wearing unethically made clothing from overseas factories contributing to pollution. everything you consume is owned by the same handful of evil corporations. the earth is dying and she's taking us out with her. let me play my damn dressup game in peace.

and anyway some rando with a blog saying something out of pocket isn't gonna infect me with their shitty opinions just because their pixels are in my mods folder lmao. it isn't some spooky witchcraft shit. and y'all know I don't pay a dime for my cc so it's not an issue of monetary support. like damn we're all dying, let a bitch download a pair of shoes.

#nestle is the devil but it's not gonna stop me from eating a hot pocket

[blind0raven]

... Is it too early to bully him?

This nerd has 0 kitchen knowledge, like sir, watching a cooking base anime DOES NOT COUNT as learning how to cook.

Heating up a hot pocket does not count as cooking either.

At least Lilia knows what exactly cooking is and what he "should" do, and yes I used Lilia as an example

Overall, have fun cooking Idia! DO NOT BURN THE KITCHEN DOWN WITH ACE

#twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst spoilers #idia shroud #Clearly look at this... boy... #There's 0 cooking knowledge in him #Ortho likely dropped him there cause he was tired seeing him eat another hot pocket off the floor for the 10th time that month #Me seeing twst jp stuff and already imma bully this weeb before ever getting the event here in the eng servers

[beeceit]

#in the bottom of the bottle #finally eating my hot pocket lol

[madoumonogatarirunelord]

*Kierow hands runelord a hot pocket*

Kierow: food. eat it.

The Runelord takes a bite out of the strange, consumable object. He seems to find that it has a rather peculiar flavour to it. It is unlike anything he would have been able to taste in the times he was born and raised in

Runelord: It is rather strange... But I do not mind it either... How odd...

#puyo puyo #madou monogatari #madou monogatari runelord #Runelord asks #((OOC: Yes I did just write an entire paragraph to narrate Runelord eating a hot pocket)) #((Peak motivation right there :3))

[sharonisthebettercarter]

HOW IN THE FUCK DOES HE EAT HOT POCKETS LIKE THIS--

AND THEN GO AND FUCKING DO THIS--

#I HATE HIM #what the fuck #billy butcher #the boys #the boys amazon #it is literally canon #that he licks his own dick #and eats his own shit #because he doesn't WASH HIS FUCKING HANDS-- #WHY #disgusting #i can't #do you want stomach virus billy? #BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET STOMACH VIRUS. #fuck #that middle pic is for those that wanted/needed to know what he looked with his mouth wide open for business~<3 #hot pockets

[melonisopod]

I don't think "Edgar Linton ID for Gregor" was on ANYONE's bingo card oh my god they really made him a sickly Victorian maiden.

#is this a spoiler? #please it's so weird to see him this way #this man chain-smokes and eats cold hot pockets and they made him a spoilt princess who'd die if he drank tap water #he doesn't even have his roach friend with him ;_;

[asknoncanon]

Jeez, who was the person you yelled at to get out of your way, man?

#arc:bootup #sparklecare #gin jury #(ooc: yes he is eat a hot pocket. yes its still completely frozen)

[moodr1ng]

americans are so good at making food items we cant get here look so much better than they are. like how well-known nyc pizza is, or how iconic kraft mac n cheese is, or hot pockets or the major fast food chains that are so famous i know about them and their twitter accounts even tho we dont have them in my country. then i went to the us and all the food was profoundly mediocre. like ngl im still a little disappointed about that fucking kraft mac n cheese cause you guys REALLY hyped it up as this nostalgic staple you loved growing up and then it tasted so bland and pathetic

#97 #when i bought a box my sister was like 'you can eat that if you want but do not cook it when im home and dont leave any trace of it after' #she was SO repulsed by it lol more than her usual cheese hatred.. #the pizza was regular pizza. the fast food was mid if not straight up bad. hot pockets suck ass?? #i was so sad bc i thought i was gonna eat so much delicious junk food and it was just sad junk food. #oh challah bread is really good that was a plus! #but the us doesnt get credit for challah bread just bc i cant find it in my city. #anyway i do mean americans are good at it like as a skill. genuinely good marketing sense there.