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pyrondeeznutz · 7 months
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“Reblog if your account is a safespace for ___”
NO. My account is a safespace for NO ONE. I hope whenever you see me post you are filled with FEAR. This is a DANGER SPACE.
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baby-yongbok · 2 months
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Thinking about the way that Han would deal with you being needy in the middle of the night. How he'd roll over onto his side, eyes half lidded with sleep as he stares at you with a lazy smirk.
"Need me, princess?" The rasp of sleep coating his vocal cords sends a shock straight to your already sensitive clit.
He doesn't touch you right away. He allows the sweet sounds of your begging and the sight of you squirming and squeezing your thighs together to wake him up a bit more before he finally parts your legs, allowing the pads of his fingers to brush right against where you need him most.
"Such a needy baby, aren't you?" Your whines are music to his ears while he teases you. Toying with you just enough to get the reaction he wants, your hips bucking up into his hand desperately while your eyes are screwed shut makes him want to see more of you like this. How desperate can you get?
"How about this, Jagi..." You grab at his wrist as he pulls away from you, a lazy 'tsk' falls from his lips as he licks them. "How about I guide you? Let me teach you how to touch that pretty pussy just like I do, yeah?"
"B-but Ji, I just want you right now."
"You'll have my voice, that'll be enough for you, won't it?" He flashes you that smirk. The one that he uses when he's trying to convince you to do as he says, not that it'll take much convincing anyway.
"I want to see my princess fuck herself for me. You woke me up so I think that it's only fair that you do as I ask, don't you?"
You only offer a whine in response as Jisung props his head up on his hand, lazily watching you as you start to move your fingers back towards your dripping core.
"That's it, baby. Let's play."
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onlysushicat · 1 year
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Just a couple more days to see them again
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skribblezcorner · 2 months
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Zosan haircut time!!!!
had to write this after getting the idea from my last post lmao. I love the idea of Sanji being like "ugh you look fucking terrible" and then forcing Zoro to take care of himself. they're so stupid and gay and in love omg. beginning part is mostly Zoro and Nami but that's ok because they're wlw/mlm solidarity always!!!!
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More than anything, Zoro loves sunbathing on the Sunny's deck. Something about the warm light makes him want to melt into the wood. However, Zoro finds it very hard to enjoy the sun when it is boiling outside, and he swears he can hear his sweat sizzle when it meets the wooden flooring.
"We're going through a summer climate, just wait it out." Nami sips on her martini, laid out on a lounge chair and taking cover under an umbrella.
"Easy for you to say, you witch. You stole all the shade." While Nami's basking in the shadow of her parasol, Zoro's sprawled out on deck, sweating his fucking balls off. His whole body is damp, and he's stripped down into just a pair of loose shorts to cool off.
"Go hang out with your boyfriend in the kitchen," She says.
"He's not my boyfriend. I fucking hate you."
"The feeling's mutual, you sweaty loser."
Zoro groans, peeling himself off of the floor to sit up and comb his fingers through his shaggy hair. It's too long to stay out of the way, and it's uncomfortably wet where it sticks to his forehead. Zoro would tie it back, but it's too short for that. In short, he is suffering.
"I'm gonna die from heatstroke because of you," Zoro shakes the excess moisture from his hands.
Nami scoffs. "Stop whining, hop in the sea or something."
Zoro briefly considers this, but decides that's more effort than it's worth and tries to take a nap instead.
Zoro hears someone stroll out of the galley, and cracks his eye open to see Sanji balancing a tray of smoothies in one hand with a beach towel in the other. He's dressed down, an open Hawaiian shirt and blue shorts replacing his usual suit.
"Hello, my darling, Nami-san! I've just prepared smoothies. Would you like one?"
"Yes, Sanji-- thank you so much," She says smugly, while looking directly at Zoro. "You're a saint, You know that?"
He watches the cook hand Nami a drink from the tray, and Sanji's eyes follow her gaze to the floor where he's lying. "Oh my god, marimo. you look like -excuse my language, Nami-san- a fucking caveman."
"What are you talking about?" Zoro would pick a fight, but it's way too hot to bother.
The blonde cringes. "Your hair looks like someone ate it and then spat it back out onto your head."
"Okay, well, fuck you too then!" God, everyone's out for him today. What has Zoro ever done to deserve this?
"Ugh. Stand up, you dunce." Sanji nudges Zoro's head with a sandaled foot. "You need a haircut."
"I can give myself a haircut." Zoro nods in the direction of his swords, trying to move as little as possible.
"Are you insa- no! I'm cutting your hair, properly. Now get up."
"I don't wanna."
"I swear to god," Sanji sighs. "My dearest Nami, do you mind holding this for a bit?"
Nami peers at the two of them through her oversized sunglasses, a knowing smirk on her face as she takes the tray from Sanji's hands. "No problem."
Zoro doesn't have time to get a word in before Sanji reaches for his ear and bodily drags him all the way to the bathroom.
----- "I don't understand how you let it get this bad," The blonde lectures.
Zoro grumbles as he slouches on a stool in front of the bathroom sink, glaring at his own reflection. Sanji was partially right with his comment earlier - Zoro's hair is a damp, scraggly mess on top of his head right now. From where he is, Zoro can see the cook as he lines up all his fancy hair-cutting stuff, whispering insults under his breath. He looks kind of...domestic, out of his suit. It's the one thing Zoro appreciates whenever the Sunny passes through climates like this. "Okay, I'm going to attempt to fix this mess, and you are going to stay still," Sanji asserts as he slides into place behind Zoro. "as in, do not move."
"I know what 'stay still' means."
"Surprising. I thought you only spoke in grunts."
They both fall silent, Sanji draping a towel over Zoro's shoulders and clicking a button on the clippers in his hand. Gentle fingers push Zoro's head forward to access the strands at the nape of his neck. The whirring of the machinery and Sanji's hums every now and then are the only sounds in the cramped bathroom, and Zoro almost falls asleep to the feeling of the blond's hands in his hair.
"Hey." Sanji delivers two sharp taps to the back of Zoro's head. "Stop slouching, you're making it uneven."
"I'm so hot."
"I'm sure you are, you meathead. sit up."
Zoro begrudgingly straightens his back, getting a better view of the cook's freckled face reflected in the mirror. He always gets freckles when it's sunny out. They look like little constellations, scattered across his cheeks like that. Zoro wants to touch them so badly.
A few minutes pass, and Sanji moves to the front of his hair, taking a black comb from the counter to parse through the mess draping over Zoro's forehead. His face is scrunched in concentration, a crease between his eyebrows visible as he snips away with a pair of silver scissors. Zoro just...watches, staring intently into the other man's eyes. He's not sure if he's delirious from the heat, but is the cook's face turning red?
Sanji pauses his ministrations to frown at him. "Stop fucking looking at me. It's creepy."
"Sorry, sir." That earns him a snort and another smack to the side of his head. Zoro closes his eye (reluctantly. very reluctantly).
It feels like forever before Sanji finishes up his hair, ruffling it slightly before commanding Zoro to open his eyes.
The haircut is cropped close to his neck in the back, his overgrown sideburns shaped to follow his hairline. His hair is still a bit long on top, but it doesn't fall over his face.
Zoro's reflection looks better; neat, almost. He actually really likes it.
"It's okay, I guess." Zoro's lying through his teeth. It's fantastic, anything Sanji ever does is fantastic.
Sanji looks at him through the mirror. "Hm. Handsome little marimo." He nods in self-approval before packing up all his stuff, whisking the towel from around Zoro's shoulders to take to the laundry room.
Zoro sits there, bewildered, watching the other man maneuver around the tiny space unbothered- what?
He turns to look at Sanji as the blonde saunters out of the bathroom, definitely already busying himself with something else.
When Zoro turns back to his reflection, he doesn't fight the tiny smile that crosses his face. Sanji thinks he's Handsome.
The smile's gone just as quick as it came, replaced with a scowl as he hears a female voice giggling through the wall to his right.
"Nami, I'm going to murder you."
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Nami was eavesdropping the entire time lmfao.
Nami, to Zoro: wow so handsome!! such a handsome wittle marimo arent you so wittle?? ooga booga doo!!!
Zoro: i am not above killing lesbians. Anyway BRAND NEW HC that Sanji gets freckles when he's in the sun he's such a cutie patootie i love him.
Pre-slash Zosan domesticity fuels my soul <33333
ALSOO!!! opening up asks cuz im running out of ideas :P if you ask me for something I'll probably write it thanks
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urneetgf · 5 months
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pubic hair is so cute i think !! i envy people when i see their nose get pushed into a bush when they're eating someone out or sucking them off
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gddancefloor · 5 months
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pomni visits Walmart, 2023, colorized
my best work of art
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amid-fandoms · 13 days
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danandphilgames is the physical embodiment of 😄😅🥰🥰😅😀🙈🙉🙊❓⁉️⁉️💀💀😶😶🥴😄 in that exact order every single video
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nowandthane · 9 months
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thinking about earthborn shepard never knowing what a home is comforting a homesick tali on the sr1
thinking about shepard saying 'youll reclaim your homeworld someday, tali. if your father cant help you, i will' because she may not understand what a home is but theres nothing she wouldnt do for tali
thinking about shepard saying keelah se'lai ‘by the homeworld i hope to see one day' to tali before facing down the reaper on rannoch
thinking about tali leaving her people on rannoch to fight by shepard's side
thinking about shepard doing everything she can to make sure that the galaxy survives if only so that tali can finally have her home on rannoch
thinking about shepard saying to tali 'get back to rannoch. build yourself a home.'
and tali's broken reply 'i have a home. come back to me.'
thinking about shepard realising, right before the end, that she does know what a home is, and she's had one this whole time
thinking about how happy they would've been, building a house together, already at home
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coloredcompulsion · 7 months
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You ever just have media that is so psychologically damaging you end up making the characters in Stardew Valley so they can just,, chill for a bit. They need somewhere to rest and this is where they shall.
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tiny-chubby-bird · 1 month
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i just think it's so neat how saitama and genos meeting and living together helped them experience happiness. like, i wouldn't say they're curing each others depression, they still got issues clearly.
but genos was hyperfocused on getting revenge and was like one second away from self destructing if saitama hadn't shown up. he started living a more or less normal life again once he moved in with saitama. he hyperfocused on saitama instead of just getting revenge. he has hobbies now, things he enjoys, even if he mainly just follows saitama and does what he does, i think it's still helpful for his mental health and to get out of that hateful cycle.
meanwhile saitama had a whole internal speech about not feeling anything anymore before meeting genos, and then this young and intense cyborg guy suddenly started following him everywhere and moved in with him. he helps clean and cook and goes grocery shopping with and for saitama. he supports him in everything he does. he adds some excitement and companionship to saitama's life, which had been kinda dull ever since he became so strong.
they both gave each other things to care about and to feel again.
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panda-janai · 11 months
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Ok but what if vampire chuuya finds dazai and then like jumps at dazais neck so dazai winces but digs his hand into chuuya's hair and holds him close just to keep him there fangs sunk in neck and all while continuing to say things that may jog chuuyas memory so this paired with the direct contact nullifies the vampirism entirely curing chuuya and then when chuuyas back to normal he's super confused but he'll realize where his mouth is and tear himself away from dazais neck but he sucked a fair amount of blood already so dazai would just dazedly smile up at him and let his hold on him fall while greeting chuuya/ making a snarky comment to ease the mood but then chuuya would just ignore it and stare in shock at dazai's state and will go "Did I-" but dazai would immediately cut him short with an earnest "No" knowing chuuya might start spiraling thinking he put dazai in that state while he was under control so while that answers his question he would still be uneased at dazai's condition and him being used but more so angry by the situation at hand so then chuuya helps dazai stand and boom soukoku team up facility gets completely destroyed they get confronted by the semi boss nikolai who gets overwhelmed by their power of homosexuality and passes out allowing them to advance to the final boss fyodor who also gets his ass beat so then as he's bleeding out on the ground he'll go "i should have never underestimated you bungo stray dogs" then dies and sigma will be like my heroes I will now join the ada because that is my true home and then everyone liked that and cheered and lived happily ever after the end
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zacksephreunion · 4 months
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GAH they even have their own! 😭
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"I'll hold you to that!" Like cmonnn 😭 man my ships are really all just copy/paste no fuckin wayyyy
My brain is melting like
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unanottexxx · 14 days
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odasaku is muscular but has a belly because of beer. he is definitely not skinny-muscular. he is long. he is stronger than he looks. ango's back is hunched unless the times he reminds himself to stand upright. his ass is flat, from sitting too much. he looks skinny but it's more about his figure rather than his weight. dazai is tall for his age, he is slightly underweight. he may be skinny-muscular but the muscles appear only if he clenches his arms too tight. which he does often to show odasaku and ango. he is ridiculously elastic. he grows to be taller than both of them. when odasaku gets to be a writer he gains weight. dazai eats better in ada, so he gains some too.
odasaku remembers to shave when ango mentions it. he also mentions dazai's hair. dazai cuts it himself without paying attention. when he wears his ada coat, ango praises him by saying light colors fit him. dazai invites them to the cafe under agency. ango's glasses got thicker because his vision got worse. he sleeps more though. odasaku feels lighter when he looks at dazai. him and ango are planning to move in together. dazai insists on somewhere near the agency.
when they chose different paths, they thought they'll be seeing each other less but it's the opposite. they meet pretty often. they age together.
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twosomeofcuteness · 2 months
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I hate morning. Waking up this early should be outlawed.
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neetsmegma · 1 month
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trailer park trash girl bedman As inspired by something that went down in the bedhead server
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coolpistachio · 11 months
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a litle doodle before imsleep honk shooo
edit: didnt wanna make a new post so im just adding the colored on this one
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