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get his ass Jason!

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Bruce: “You are on thin ice, Jordan. This is clearly my little boy.”

#his little boy his baby his sweet precioys son #the 6+ foot crime lord <3

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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Tim in one of those stories where someone accidentally wandered into a restaurant that is a front; it's 3a.m., he's hungry, sleep deprived and he wants whatever the hell they're making back there because it smells so good

the 'staffs' are panicking because they just heated up the takeouts boss got them. they're scrambling to find where he got it from. the kid won't leave and I think he's actually asleep at the table? someone was smart enough to call boss and two hours later Red Hood walked out in an apron with a plate of the greasiest burger Tim could ever want at 5 in the morning

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this is, honest to god, one of the funniest ads ive seen in a long time.

#I CAN'T BREATHE OH MY FUCKING GOD #THE LITTLE FOREHEAD KISS

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Batkids all missed out on their childhoods, Bruce included. Give me them trying normal kid things for the first time in their lives and going crazy

Like Jason seeing a kid have one of those fake phones where you have to press buttons and water pushes the rings floating on the screen onto the poles, and he can’t get it out of his head for the next few days until Bruce gifts it to him one day. He doesn’t know how the old man knew, Jason’s still not used to Bruce’s I don’t know how to express affection here’s a gift for you but hey, he wasn’t complaining. Jason picks up the phone, and he’s hooked. He carries it around with him everywhere and it’s now become his comfort thing.

Or when the whole family went out to a night tour and saw the light up sticks. They all spent hours fencing with each other and just enjoying how bright the lights flashed. And when someone showed them the lights could flash and change colours? They. Lost. Their. Damn. Minds.

Jason gets Dick a pair of light up sneakers as a joke, but somehow the older boy fell in love with it. He didn’t know they lit up at first, wondering why Jason had a smug grin on his face when he put then on. But the look on his face when he saw the colors, the lights all flashing was one that Jason would never forget. It was a look of surprise, followed by an expression of such pure joy and excitement Jason could’ve sworn he felt his heart melt. Dick refused to get his shoes dirty, only wearing them on special occasions or when he was genuinely happy and showing them off to everyone, constantly stomping and jumping around to see them flash.

Stephanie? Stephanie accidentally walked over one of those roll up pianos and jumped back when she heard the music play. It’s now her favourite accessory in her home and she has many more instruments and customised musical rugs in her home (courtesy of Barbara). It’s one of her favourite things in life.

Damian somehow got addicted to Club Penguin after Tim introduced him to it. He spent hours hooked on that game, saving every puffle he could and collecting them. After the game vanished for the internet, he was so distraught he refused to eat his meal for four days straight. This ended after a new version somehow made its way onto Damian’s laptop. Tim will never admit till his dying breath that he brought the game back just for Damian.

#I love this omg

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Onion/Reductress Headlines and the Batfamily:

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When they say Dick Grayson family move was the Quadruple flip they mean this trick:

(Video from Cirque du Soleil's instagram)

#y- #yeah I understand tim a lot more now #I would also have that seared into my memory if I watched someone do that sickass flip in front of me and then saw a child vigilante do it

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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amy pond: on beauty, ageing and birth ( part one here )

[ amy’s choice, amy’s choice script on bbc writers room, the almost people, a good man goes to war, the girl who waited, the god complex, asylum of the daleks, info from the dr who mag, the angels take manhattan, deleted TATM dialogue from the dr who mag || tags by the wonderful @clarasamelia​​ ]

#i'm gonna hurl I need to lie face down for 27 hours

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amy pond: on beauty, ageing and birth ( part two here )

[ all text with grey background is from the lovely @amelia​​​​ <3 the most accomplished amy scholar of our time || the eleventh hour, flesh and stone, meanwhile in the tardis, amy’s choice, S5 draft of the doctor’s wife ]

#FUCK MY HEART

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Bats are literally just tiny Dragons

#damian <3

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not being in any of the same fandoms as your mutuals but being excited for/with them when something happens within said fandoms

#way to go dungeon yuri squad have fun with the skeletons soups

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you give me cover from it all, but your the brightest thing here

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stuff for @spoopdeedoop's starlight strings au that i didn't get around to posting on here

(context for the last one: discord server was discussing how funny it would be if all the doctors just spontaneously appeared in some way that referenced their regeneration story. so ten sleeps for 40 hours straight, they pull eleven out from the ground like a carrot, twelve crashes out of the closet ranting about dinosaurs, thirteen falls through the ceiling, etc)

#this is fucking hysterical

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Duke, balancing the phone between his shoulder and head: I need some advice, there's been a breakout.

Jason, speeding up his motorcyle: From Blackgate? Arkham?

Duke: Uh no, on my face. What do you do to prevent acne from the helmet?

Jason, rolling his eyes at the flashing lights now tailing him: I'll be there in ten, I need to see what I'm dealing with in person.

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]