#and also he adores the vampire

[hylorien]

I adore the Halsin Mate Theory™ but I still wholeheartedly ship him with Astarion because I fully believe Halsin needs a fat dose of 'Sometimes Nature Does NOT Have Its Shit Together'

#like hes fully aware of his attraction to tav #but also accepts that in this case it just isnt gonna work out #and also he adores the vampire #who is basically a perversion of nature in his weirdo eyes #and theyre both like look at this absolute freak #seconds before making out #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion ancunin #daddy halsin #halsin #astarion #halstarion #bloodbear

[viperbooty]

Back to talking about the Fantasy Fandom and the racism that tends to be part of it!

I genuinely think if Wyll were white he'd get way more attention and love. He'd have sparkle flower crown edits saying "My sweet cornball!!" "My boys got daddy issues!!". Also Warlock is a class beloved by many. And as someone who plays a warlock in bg3 having two of them fucking ROCKED, I always had spells at the ready. So really saying "buh! buh! two warlocks is just bad!" its really not, short rests and cantrips out the asshole really make it easy.

Anyway.

If Gale were black he would be fully ignored and people would, in masses, complain about how annoying he is, how useless he is, how he doesn't really fit in with the rest of the "way more interesting cast". How he's so unbearably straight because all he talks about is his ex.

Lemme keep on this though because if Shadowheart was a Black Person she would have been fucking Crucified for the way she talks about other races, other religions, and just in general the way you have to pull information out of her like pulling teeth. Also if she were a black woman she'd be reduced to "uncaring boss bitch who "dont need no man"" or "unbarable bitch who needs to be Killed"

Am I getting my point across enough?

Wyll was shafted by the game by having literally less content than the rest of the party. Wyll DOES have an interesting story. Wyll is also corny, he's funny, he's so sweet, and his conversations with Karlach are soooo great and yet it's all abandoned because he's generally viewed as "boring".

And by the way. You are allowed to like and dislike characters. But I see a lot of people side stepping the Fantasy Racism to say "but hes just boring thats why I dont like him". Like sure, if you gave Wyll an honest chance and still found him boring then that's your opinion and choice! HOWEVER!! We CANNOT ignore that he is being LEFT OUT of edits, of fan art, of character discussions. When I see posts that are the entire cast MINUS Wyll it tells me everything I need to know about you.

Also one last thing... I cannot imagine being Wyll's VA and seeing how many times you are being left out on purpose. How so few add your character to edits, or fan art. It has to be crushing to some extent, even if you expected it.

#bg3 #bg3 wyll #the color of a characters skin seems to be the measurement of love and interest for the fandom #i genuinely do not understand why people also shove him into “token straight cop” HES LITERALLY NOT. #as a black person it makes my heart ache for the fact he would be absolutely ADORED if he were a fucking white boy #the way people would swoon for him and his cornyness - or explore his background with his pact #feel free to add to this anyway youd like but if you comment BUT HES BORING im going to spear you like an angry caveman #also this is coming from seeing the fucking new wave of hate for a new castlevania black vampire #sure sure you can believe a fantasy world full of magic and creatures but BLACK is where the line is drawn like bffr

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #jrwi the suckening #arthur bennett #HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT? #LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT #this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page. #but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT #ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH #WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW? #ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME #DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER #HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW #AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE #I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much.... #AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game #but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping #DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds #I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors #what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012. #almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS. #only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE #while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs #THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN #WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS #the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess. #i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band #EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION

[breha]

claudia’s birth allows louis to believe that he and lestat have become The Parents (equal status) and so the teacher-student power dynamic has gone away, but really it’s just been repressed and it comes up again like wack-a-mole

#clearly he wanted kids and he adored her but also the introduction of a literal child #makes him no longer occupy the position of ‘child’ in the house #in a way that is a relief to him #all that language like fledgling pupil student baby bird is dropped #he’s daddy! they're daddy and uncle :) #and then once claudia is an adult and trying to assert her own equal status #it becomes clear how much that original power dynamic had at best just become latent. bc now there's nobody to transfer it to anymore #'blame the teacher not the student' #addressing louis and claudia as a unit to tell them to clean up the corpse he left #and claudia is obv really aware of this #but like. ‘could the children murder the father’ is something present-day louis says #i think at the time he was still unable or unwilling to look that idea in the eye #anyway. hell hell hell #iwtv #vampire posting

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Charles, walking into MC and Vlad’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream. MC: What was it about? Vlad: No, don’t ask him that! MC: Why not? Vlad: Cause he’ll answer!

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp vlad #ikevamp charles #ikevamp mc #ikevamp incorrect quotes #i am convinced charles will live and die(?) a baby girl #albeit a very traumatized and hecked up one but a BBG NONETHELESS #i also will just never be over the purebloods like 'Yes I Am An Adult' #and then MC shows up and they're like 'its hoochie time. everybody GET OUT OR GET MAULED' #truly ikevamp captures the only spirit of vampires that matters to me: possessive and unbridled desire #and if you must know i absolutely imagined charles in like. adorable period footsie jammies #with those big round wet sad eyes holding a plushie bat vlad gifted him years ago #man im sobbing bc my brain was like: you fool. you forgot to add the funniest bit of all #faust skulking around behind the doorway like 'rookie mistake mc--you never ask charles what's wrong' #meanwhile he's already concocting some shit to help charles sleep more peacefully at night #I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE JOHANN.

[pinacoladamatata]

something something down by the river

yeah i could draw something other than two characters gazing at each other with utter heartsick longing but I know what i'm about son

#beware the tags #oh no the vampire spawn is falling in love with the spider princess #also you will never guess where i got inspo from #yeah it was the man from uncle #i will make him look *more* lovesick dont worry. this is gonna rival my martin/hok stuff bc god #i still have not finished his quest bc i know its gonna make me step away from the game for probably 3 days while i recover #ugghhhh i am gonna scream! bc like the fucking headcanons i have about him and my evil little mermaid tav #she's never seen the ocean. bc menzoberanzzan. so when they finally get to the city she's like fuckin. struck by it. #never seen anything so big in her life. so to explain my running along the coast for hours to unfog the map i imagine he's humoring tav #and acting exasperated by her fascination with the water but he secretly thinks is adorable #and she doesn't know how to navigate a city like baldurs gate. bc where are the spires? the stalagmites? where are the stairs? #so he (knowing the city so well) has to basically be her guide/lead her through the whole thing otherwise it would take them 3 years #to find anything. #MEANWHILE she's having a crisis grieving over her recently dead spouse and fleeing her home for failing her 5th trial #and wants revenge on lolth of all things #so they make a little 'revenge pact' to each other but she's being slowly shown signs of eilistraee and having trouble letting go #bc she can never return home. and she misses her baby brother terribly bc he's only 12 and all 6 of her other siblings are not nice #and she's either gonna take the crown to become a god or have a breakdown at night by the water where she decides to move on #they can make each other better they can make each other so much worse

[whumpypepsigal]

dimitri pretending to be a fake strigoi with fake blood running out of his mouth— OH HELLO! *excuse me while i pick myself up off the floor

inject this level of vamp-sexiness directly into my bloodstream and make it my sexual orientation

#^DING DING DING^ new show obsession #THIS IS SO HOT I CAN’T #and he is so pretty #vampire academy #dimitri belikov #i never read the books but so far the show is fairly good #any shows or movies about vampires gets an automatic love from me #i just love anything vampires and supernatural 🥰😅 #his chemistry with rose is hot #and also i am rooting for mikhail x sonya relationship… they are so adorable 😭 #my gifs #excuse the gif quality had to make it quick lol #okay enough ranting gonna continue watching the rest of the episodes #vampire academy spoilers

[jacqcrisis]

The guy my PC friendzoned vs the guy he friendzoned him for.

#its good to remember #as much of an arbiter of justice as ronan can be #hes a deeply fucked up person help back only by the holy mantle hes donned on himself #his favorite physical activity is caving someone's skull in #and his favorite thing to watch is astarion just murdering a motherfucker #hes got issues #which is why gales sentimentality is met with a 'oh how nice. im glad he is loyal and my friend and he cares.' #while astarions whole everything is met with a 'thank bahamut someone is finally speaking my language' #also my general idea of gale is that hes got a crush a mile wide but vampires got there first #so now hes just pining like the fail loser (affectionate) he is #it was really cute after this #i sent them both on a friendscapade to loot the lower levels of the tower #while ronan and bear hung out with rolan and lesbian angel #adorable #bg3

[thoughtvoid]

New dream: I was watching the main cast of the Hazbin Hotel from afar (them in the hotel, me on top of some building), when a giant Vox hologram appears a street or two away. Everyone is ??? while he's trying to do some power flex/Alastor diss.

Eventually, I yell at him like "hey dude, I know you're trying, but the hologram is super glitchy". And he stops and looks around at ground to try and see who's talking, and it's true that the hologram, while stable enough you can see who it is, also has constant patchy twitches going on, not the nicer looking 'this is clearly a hologram' effect, but a 'this was poorly patched together' kind of look. The word 'asshole' can vaguely be seen along the edge of Vox' tv head. "Also I think you're projecting your thoughts in text."

The hologram quickly disappears, and some city lights turn off with it. Which, being left in a slightly darker spot makes me wonder if the guy would try to come attack me or anything, so I opted to fly to some random building. And as I'm walking into a room, I realized that both doors in the room lead back into the same hallway, so I could chill and keep an eye out, since I could leave whichever way if someone entered the opposite. Didn't take long for me to see Vox closer to one of the doors, so as I was about to slip out the other one... I got distracted by a picture.

It was just a picture of the primary Hazbin cast, kinda like a family photo moment where they're all lined up and smiling for the camera.

But it was in a frame right out of Spongebob. Not in terms of a picture frame from the show, but more like if you took all the doodles of flowers from the background and just. Laid them over each other in a line. Whole thing was like it's made of colourful string, it's 2D, and I'm starting to question how it's functioning as a frame at all. Suddenly I notice many pictures in the room all have equally silly frames.

Vox comes up behind me, commenting on how stupid it looked, and why would he (Alastor) pick something like that, and I've completely forgotten that I was trying to be wary of him and just laugh and agree. He reached down to pick up a thick book and squints.

"Never before told Star Wars story? That's a big claim." He starts flipping through and it's clearly a book catalogue of some kind.

I look over and go, "Weird. Maybe it's some random short story in between some pages?" He flips through to the end, and no such luck. "Oh wait, go back a little bit." Starts flipping back. "Bit more... there, go back to that page."

On the page, in the bottom right corner, there's a book titled 'The Untold Story of Leia'. ...With some kinda faded pink clouds on the cover that has Leia looking wistfully at the corner of the book, and Han Solo in the background, just from the waist up, hands on his waist (instead of on hips), slightly faded.

Both of us know that it's 1000% some trashy romance novel and just start laughing, but that's also the point when I woke up. And then immediately started questioning why my dream would be so Vox focused when he's not even in my top 5. Well, maybe if it's strictly just Hazbin, he might squeak into 5th, the top 4 are solid even if their exact placement is not, but the 5th spot is undetermined.

#My top 4 (in no real order because they flip around between them) #Are Alastor; Husk; Lucifer; and Emily #Alastor I thought from the pilot was going to be fun to watch; and he's stuck to that first impression #Husk and Luce grew on me when they got a major focus; I had no real opinion on them prior #And Emily is adorable and her being a supportive angel for the hotel project intrigues me #But really this dream came so outta nowhere that I question my subconscious #I like the show fine; but I haven't thought about it at all in at least a few weeks #It feels eerily like the time I had a dream that was 'suddenly Digimon and also your partner is VenomMyotismon' #'Yes you know a lot more Digimon; and you have faves; but your dream assignment is big vampire dude' #My designated Hazbin friend for apparently just roasting whatever we see is Vox

[obsessedwithegos]

idk if anyone here remembers Logan from Helgi's attempted murder but recently he was brought into an RP with a friend so he's back on my mind <3

In the RP he got nearly drowned by vampire hunter ghosts and then promptly was given a concussion bc his head slammed off the sink, and he's taking comfort in his bat form; but unfortunately hospital lights aren't very kind to tiny bat eyes...

Kisa also brought up the idea of the ghosts braiding his hair so ofc had to draw that jfdghjskdfhgkj

He also has a lovely brand on his back to mark his failure as a vampire hunter! It still occasionally hurts so he will sometimes use lidocaine on it to help! :3 He's also very good at turning up his charm to get what he wants at times, including money fjghsdjkfhsdfjk

general: @emmettnet @blackberry-bloody

#owe art #my art #discord got the version of the first art with color dots and the scar on his throat :3 #logan tag #vampire whump #vampire whumpee #whumper turned whumpee #he wears his collar to cover his throat scars and also as a warning to other vampires :3 #if he's left alone with another vampire his hunter instincts kicks in and he uncontrollably attacks! #which can lead to so many problems for him <3333 #ask to tag #his sweater also hides his muscles and make him so much more unassuming! Which I adore :3

[dandyshucks]

"just a quick doodle" i said foolishly, only to spend far too long sketching this

anyways ummm Wardell and Dandy meet Bramwell!

Dandy is super hyped because they've grown up hearing stories of the legendary wandering Lilium Court fae who'd rejected social norms, and has always thought that they sounded so cool, and here they are right in front of them !!!! Wardell is... less than pleased, to say the least, because he quickly realized Bramwell is in fact a fae and therefore not human.

Luckily, Bramwell is well-versed in all kinds of social situations and knows how to smoothly switch gears to keep Wardell as comfortable as possible. Our beloved dog-man eventually does come around and in fact ends up begrudgingly enjoying Bramwell's company :]

#bramwell uses any pronouns but the order of preference I usually go by is he/they/she/etc #he's genderfluid! :] and also part vampire LOL #he's honestly one of my most mary sue OCs fhdjdmkl but I adore him and he's got such cool lore #OUGGHH ITS SO FUN DRAWING THEM INTERACTING BUT WAUGH ITS DIFFICULT DRAWING CHARACTERS INTERACTING #so much to pay attention to.... how to arrange them in 3D space but in a 2D format.... #dandy.cmd #dandy🌻 #🕯️the warmth of your doorways #doodlebug.png

[oveliagirlhaditright]

You have to love how Angel was one of the few people who didn't make fun of Buffy's name.

Like, Spike did, Fred did, one demon did (that I'm forgetting which one it was, exactly. But it was wondering if Buffy was short for anything and then she said, "No. Just Buffy."), Doyle called her "Muffy" by accident once, Giles is aghast that the new Slayer's name is Buffy in one of the classic comics, Faith in "Go Ask Malice: A Slayer's Diary" misunderstands and at first thinks Buffy's name is "Summers" (and digs it) and is a bit disappointed to find out that it's "Buffy" instead.

But we never see Angel hating on Buffy's name.

#Buffy the vampire slayer #Bangel #How much you wanna bet he thinks her name is pretty like she thought his was? #Because they're soulmate-y. And even a bit cheesy (I'll admit) like that #Taaroko wrote a s1 missing moment one-shot where Buffy gave angel her name (not knowing of course that he already knew it) and he said that #'It was pretty' echoing. Of course. What she said to him about his name (and he meant it). And this one-shot is so great #I also adore that willow and Xander didn't iirc #Forest was also surprised. At least. By Buffy's name. Thinking Riley had given her a nickname or something and was saying she was buff #(like muscular) she was 'buff-y' and then Riley had to correct him that Buffy was her name

[astrxealis]

friends i really want to share astarion to you guys who don't know him/well because GODS he's everything ... he's the moment he's the world he's the light he's the darkness.....

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #me when i haven't played bg3 yet (WAILING RN) but i adore him. i really do though okay. please trust me on this #i have a big heart i'm the hugest lover and nerd on earth even if a lot of my interests i may not have finished the media or even #PLAYED a single minute (the constraints of this vast and terrible world bind me tightly okay)................. okay! #anyway. right #HE'S A VAMPIRE SPAWN RAGHHH WITH WHITE HAIR AND RED EYES AND HE HAS THE PRETTIEST WRINKLES AND HIS VOICE IS SO BLESSED bless the va he's so #cool but i can't rmbr his name since it's almost 2 am but please know i adore his work. anyway. #ASTARION !!! RAGHHhhhghgbehbghabhjbdjhg #can you tell i also really like his name (<- lover of names w anything relating to stars of some sort) #i'd let astarion [redacted] me #sorry i'm not going to embarrass myself on main please know i'm normal guys :)) haha :)) #man! thinking of vampires has me missing skyrim #..........and elder scrolls in general and every other fantasy game i've played but that's a story for another time!

[immamapletreekid]

i am the most predictable person with the most predictably pathetic tastes in the history of predictable pathetic taste

#give me a character that is just in it for a good time. problem and conflict free #living their best life unbothered. moisturized. thriving and absolutely glowing #but is also like an actual big deal. has a reputation making them equal parts feared and admired #and give them the weirdest most incredibel fashion choices. bonus points id they are goth #and give off vampire wine aunt vibes #sprinkle in a pinch of middle aged man who somehow ends up the adoptive father of 2 and #pls he is so unserjous. he is living his best life in that fucking tiny ass boat. great unit of a black bejeweled sword on his back #lace sleeves and high heels sailing across the ocean chasing a pirate fleet bc he wanted to kill some time #he is peak gothic wine aunt malewife energy to me #HE LIVES IN A FUCKING CASTLE???? ? HIS FAVOURTIE FOOD IS RED WINE HE LIKES TO READ HE ONLY WEARS A SHIRT WHEN HES NOT WORKING #wheb i started this series i did not know who he was #and my predictions for top 3 favorhite characters were in no particular order zoro law and ace #now two od those i have not met yet. but for now #the tentative big 3 are mihawk nami and usopp #nami bc i care about her i adore her i cherish her i fuckijg love her she is so silly #usopp bc the vibes are immaculate #mihawk bc. actuslly no explanation needed im not foing to embarras myself further #but also i love all the strawhats ive met so far #they are one big happy family and they love each other and would die& kill for each other and they have a place to belong next to each other #and i think thats beautiful. #rambling about stuff

[raksh-writes]

After days of fighting my impulse control I have finally caved in and bought Baldur's Gate 3. Ive also taken a few days off, completely unrelated, but now as soon as that game is finally on my pc? Yeah... Will probably do absolutely nothing from the list of things I was supposed to do on those mentioned days off 🙈

#personal #video games #raksh posts #curse that sarcastic asshole with traumatic past vampire elf #how dare he be tailored so damn perfectly as if for me Specifically!! #I saw him and Knew and promised myself I Wouldn’t fall for it but then I heard Astarion's VA in action and fell all the way in #I wanna BITE him and smother him eith affection and I dunno how Im gonna do that but damn me if I won’t #its gonna be a hell of a thing prob too with a more morally-good leaning character but oh well #the game looks just so damn fun too #Ive been watching a gameplay and my brain's been Whirring with ideas for my own character and party comp #think I'll go a ranger bcs I NEED my bow #the road of a bow chose me when I was but a mere child running around with my makeshift bow and arrow pretending to be Legolas #and apparently they get a familiar?? I NEED #maybe they could tank too so I can get my Astarion Gale and Karlach party #mabee switch out Gale for Halsin later on too Im definitely eyeing the handsom druid for sure 👀 #and Karlach is such a cutie pie what an adorable lovely gal if there was Poly with her and Astarion who knows #but I have a feeling Im gonna be too obsessed with Astarion and afraid of messing it up by accidently romancing anyone else oof #anyway #if the game catches for me I'll prob disappear for a While #also sorry for all of my moots for not being at all active interacting with VP stuff! #i'l get back to that and reblog/add to queue when this brainrot lets me get a break 😅 #and if I dont completely wear out my wrists with playing 🙈

[bethiewhimsy]

gonna say something that y’all aren’t going to like. but. lowkey hoping dazai doesn’t make it.

#LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW #I ADORE DAZAI. I DONT TALK ABOUT IT ENOUGH BUT HE IS ONE OF MY FAV CHARACTERS EVER I LOVE HIM #but if asigiri killed him off??? that would be SUCH A POWER MOVE #it’d make for so many interesting interactions and happenings and like #it’d change EVERYTHING #would i hate him? yes. but would i love him? also yes. #i think it’d be very ironic if dazai died saving someone else yk #ANYWAY. VERY AFRAID RN. HALF OF ME HOPING HE DOESNT MAKE IT HALF OF ME HOPING NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO HIM EVER AGAIN #bsd #edit: also like !!! it’d make the situation they’re in SO MUCH MORE DIRE #which would not be good for my mental physical spiritual or emotional health but yk #WAIT. DAZAI VAMPIRE. WE COULD HAVE DAZAI VAMPIRE.