#who is basically a perversion of nature in his weirdo eyes

[hylorien]

I adore the Halsin Mate Theory™ but I still wholeheartedly ship him with Astarion because I fully believe Halsin needs a fat dose of 'Sometimes Nature Does NOT Have Its Shit Together'

#like hes fully aware of his attraction to tav #but also accepts that in this case it just isnt gonna work out #and also he adores the vampire #who is basically a perversion of nature in his weirdo eyes #and theyre both like look at this absolute freak #seconds before making out #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion ancunin #daddy halsin #halsin #astarion #halstarion #bloodbear