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egg-emperor · 4 months

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the face of EGG EMPEROR

#I'm so shy 👉👈#am I pretty?#dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #dr. eggman #sonic heroes #my post

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mousegirlheart · 1 year

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#am i pretty?#selfie

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askdouma · 7 months

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Hey, can the crowd get one of your famous smiles?

This one?

#ask douma #am i pretty?

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bradandchris · 2 months

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Brad knew he was pretty. No news there.

…but was he AI pretty?

He didn’t feel real real real. While there, Brad didn’t know how to feel real real in the first place. Did anyone know?

In the spirit of keeping it real Brad’s boyfriend Chris answered with a stark “No.” Chris then went on to explain not a single soul had a clue as to why we were all on this tiny planet hurtling through interstellar space at ungodly speeds.

After three seconds of pouted silence, Brad demanded to know once again if he was not pretty but AI pretty.

Chris said Brad was ‘as plastic as they come’ not after pointing out plastic was as real as anything else. “You want to get real Brad? Just look at our oceans. Even sea salt was loaded with microplastics now. Nothing out of the ocean was safe. It was pink Himalayan or bust.”

Before Chris could go any further, Brad announced that he decided he’d ask their friend Becky when she got back from the taco stand. She was straight so could hypothetically give a straight answer. It wasn’t ideal but his boyfriend’s roundabout just wasn’t cutting it.

Brad then paused to look around. “Where was Becky anyway?

Chris replied, “Really Brad? Really?!?”

That’s when Becky sauntered up from behind Chris with a basket of fresh steamy tacos. She asked the boys for the last time if they were really down for eating all this given they were both out. It was quite a spread and the meat had the same consistency as cottage cheese but it wasn’t Taco Bell nor its knock off Taco Bueno. It was some local man from Pennsylvania who made them. His name was Hanz Bergenstein. That stuck out to Becky for some reason.

Brand and Chris were very quick to respond that they were not up or down with the taco scene.

Becky thought this might be the case. Pulling her sunglasses down to the tip of her nose so she could make eye contact with Brad and Chris, Becky mentioned it was a good thing it was a Saturday. There was no way they’d be sitting next to a group of stuntmen from the Monster Truck Show tomorrow. It was one night only and always on a Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

No one knew why the day of the show needed to be repeated three times when it actually occurred in the evening. The Monster Truck Show never started before 5-5:30pm so the organizers wouldn’t be inclined to extend the truck rally and inadvertently cause a mass suffocation in an unsuspecting domed stadium.

As it was, everyone would get light headed just one hour in. The show was absolutely terrible but the fumes more than made up for it. Mix in the beer and Red Bull, and it didn’t matter what was going on. That’s a good time despite any controversy. To that Becky asked Brad and Chris “Was 5pm technically still daytime?”

Brad pointed out it was a slightly delicate yes and no situation which included the whole daylight savings mess and that seemed like a lot for a casual day at the pool. Chris agreed and then threw in a memo stating that spring forward/fall back thing just needed to die already. Becky said it was one of many horrifying things that would die naturally with the Boomers as they finally made their way out.

With that, the controversy tabled itself for another time. Becky then announced she needed to take advantage of the situation so she could get the stuntmen to take advantage of her.

Flipping her hair in a tizzy Becky then spun a perfect 180 to showcase her taco basket to the heterosexuals. The three men let out a faint gasp.

Becky was real real real and felt teal real real too. Before fully launching herself gaily forward into the world of straights Becky paused to give Brad an answer to a question he had yet to ask of her.

“Brad, you’re not AI pretty. You’re REAL pretty! P.S. you’re REAL pretty too Chris.”

Awe! Becky was the real deal!!!

And just like that, Becky was off like like her swimsuit in 45 minutes. It would take Brad and Chris a good ten to get theirs off mostly because both felt slightly bloated from smelling the tacos. It took four of those minutes just to realize the taco stand was only ten feet away.

Obviously, tacos were evil.

What Brad and Chris needed was a tall cool glass or two of cucumber water. To Brad and Chris’ delight they gulped down three that day. Let’s just say it was a very hot afternoon to every degree.

Mmmmm… cucumber.

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ellieoseven · 1 year

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kultk-9 · 28 days

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A good night....

#sexy smoking #sexy smoker #dreadlocks #dreads #junkie #sex and drugs #gif #smoker #blowing smoke #getting high #tabletop #am i pretty?#love #punk #punk af #Spotify

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hellogoodbyekitty · 1 month

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hiiiiii, I'm 23, she/her. blog is just for posting thoughts and making friends who i can relate to since no one relates to me irl (╥_╥) tw: i have ocd, ptsd, anxiety and depression, i like cvtting or hvrting myself.

i would love to make friends here so please feel free to message me anytime, i also like to play games online and look at myself (even tho i hate myself which is crazy). i like being treated like a princess ! i hope no irls find this account (⋋▂⋌)

#be my friend #cvtaddict #mentally unstable #i like pink #ask me anything #junji ito #girlblogging #hello kitty #tw #self h@rm #am i pretty?#tip

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jadeprismm · 1 month

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#selfie #me #make up #eye shadow #eye makeup #curly hair #st patricks day #messy hair #am i pretty?#pansexual

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miathewoodlandnymph · 1 year

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Does brunette suit me?

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thoughtso · 11 months

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I was wondering... am I really pretty?

Some people tell me oh, you look pretty, but it makes me feel so strange and a little uncomfortable because when I was younger, everywhere I went... people judged me, they said that I was so ugly, that I looked like a witch and I was so sad when I came home.

Just take care of your words or anything you're gonna say to someone. Treat people around with respect, be kind and use kind words too.

#kind words #i was wondering #mental health #be kind #my writing #thoughtso #am i pretty?#feelings #words #life quotes #reminder

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oopsifuckedmylifeup · 2 years

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Selfie dump since I haven't done one in a long ass time