#also hella tmi

[ace-but-not-a-pilot]

A large portion of my targeted advertising has decided that I am in need of a plethora of vibrators, and is very obviously targeted a desperate and horny bottom

#which I pretty much am #in every aspect but the sex I fit that stereotype #and if I were to have it eventually for some reason that’s probably the role I’d take #also hella tmi

[vacantgodling]

charcoal, sapphire, lilac and apricot :3

you can easily poison me by feeding me apricots 💛💛

#i care u friend #but also i’m dead serious i’m allergic to like #hella fruits PFF #they won’t kill me but i have the worst reaction to apricots just insta throw up the second they hit the stomach #tmi sure but #it’s too funny to NOT say #*i am posing under ur microscope as we speak* #talking #hall of fame

[kazoologist]

getting rejected by my first grad school was not enough ive also been fucking cursed

#personal #the captain goes down with his scholarship #for those playing along at home! was too stressed about first grad school notification this week so ive not slept more than 4 hrs a night! #been nauseous all week! #didnt get into my top school (its fine its just the addition of everything else) #due to the sleep issue ive also been Hella Behind On Shit #my phone is fading fast and will now ABSOLUTELY NEED TO BE REPLACED THIS YEAR (yaaaaaay) #and now for my final tmi: a portion of my toe nail has fallen off (no pain or blood? i guess i just bandage it until it grows back??? idk?? #man FUCK the month of february

[jmdbjk]

Bangtan Weekly Report...

So a lot happening in here in the last 24 hours. Joon's appointment took everyone by surprise. Seems legit significant and I wondered if this will affect his military service... not in the fact that he would be exempt because of it... not implying that at all. What I'm wondering is after he completes his basic training, would he just go ahead and shift into some kind of position where he is also associated with this particular activity in the military? Stationed at whichever areas are doing this activity and such...

I think for sure it will definitely add to his future opportunities and influence in the public arena. It’s so exciting for him!

Also: Yoongi headed to Japan. I love that shirt, vacation vibes. I hope he was able to rest a little bit and get something to ease his coughing though. I know he keeps saying don't worry, he's not sick, but something is up because you don't hack up a lung like that after walking a few hundred yards for nothing.

Also today: Tae headed to Japan Spain! He looked dressed for an island party. It's been a while since we've seen him wear earrings. Or, I should say an earring since its only one. AND THE HAIR! I'm not a big fan of the frizzy perm but he is squeezing all he can out of his 20s before enlistment with the ash blonde hair moment again!

How does he even see where he's going? How did anyone recognize him? That hat reminds me of a woven straw basket I used to have in my dining room.

TAKE TWO!!! A new OT7 song coming!!! Soooo excited!!! Maybe we'll get a teaser! Produced by Suga and written by RM and Hobi!!!!!

!!!!!!! NEW GROUP MUSIC!!!!!!!

Also today: someone now pointing out that Kookie discreetly moved a small object out of camera view during his garbage disposer repairman live on Feb. 27 ...

How did I not notice him doing that when I watched the live... so now someone is saying it resembles a car key fob... for a Porsche...hmmm, who do we know that drives a Porsche? ... ummm.... I don't know... it could be, or not? It's got a reflective chrome button looking area on it. It's white and car key fob shaped...

Of course, it could also be a vaper or his own car key fob or something else... a tube of lube (Kookie... please put stuff away after you use it, I know its handy there but still... TMI you know?) ... I need more visual info.

Also today: I see people grumbling (outright bitching) about the commercialization of Festa/BTS... commercialization = selling out...

This is my take on all of that (and probably an unpopular opinion, but anyways...):

People are all for their "sold-out" king when a random t-shirt or shoes they are wearing or an insulated mug sells out, but our guys don't see a penny of that.

And now you're saying official BTS merch would be somehow unsavory... a money grab... even though money from the sale of THAT DOES go into their pockets?... please think through what you are saying...

And commercialization in the form of sponsorships is not good? How is it not good?...Sponsorships are great!

Here's the deal... money makes the world go round... so that exact thing is what will help perpetuate the longevity of BTS, those sponsorships will give BTS a shit ton of money in return for licensing/promotion and underwriting big ticket projects.

It keeps BTS alive in the public eye and keeps the income coming in order for them to do first class work and endeavor to promote themselves and give us great events. Fabulous purple fireworks shows are not free. Sponsors help underwrite the cost of that. And because these events are happening will also indirectly help the many small businesses in those areas because of the influx of visitors to these events.

Turning the city purple creates excitement about BTS and reminds locals that BTS are global cultural ambassadors. Army should be hella proud of that.

What other kpop group is getting news coverage for their 10th anniversary? None.

Deep pockets allow BTS to book stadium tours, so the more chance more of us can see them in-person.

The day the money stops flowing will REALLY be the day BTS retires.

If we are who we say we are and intend to support BTS no matter what happens... IF WE ARE IN THIS BANGTAN SHIT FOR LIFE ... and what we are given right now is merch and purple corndogs, then I will buy a keychain or a book or eat purple tteokbokki, or whatever, along with whatever music is released. If you really are against it, then don't buy anything but don't act like what they are doing is disgusting.

Anyway, its been a full day. We are headed into Festa season for the next two weeks and beyond. The timeline seems focused on positive things. Or maybe that's my imagination. I am going to enjoy it while I can.

#rant over #BTS Festa #BTS 10th anniversary #festa 2023 #bts take two #blonde tae #keeping the lube handy are we? #or jimin leaves his car at kookies sometimes #or all the time #who knows? #how did i made this about jikook? #i'm a genius thats how #bangtan weekly report

[himbo-in-limbo]

Kure Rain x s/o Rant! (New season spoilers)

[tw gore n bloody stuff mentioned]

In hype of the new season (that I literally just finished binge watching a couple days ago)

It got me thinking of my mans

That crazy bastard that I love sm Kure Raian

(I'm so fuckin mad about what was supposed to be his big fight when the coup happened)

Anyways anytime I read a fic of Raian x reader it's always the same-ish thing of the reader not fully loving the sheer brutality that Raian is

I can't be the only one that gets excited seeing him covered in blood! Like dawg if I saw him all nice n bloody like that with a sexy smile comin at me all nonchalant

Like "Hey baby~ did you like the bloodbath?" I'm jumping on him and making out right then n there..

I wanna be covered in the same blood ya feel me? (That's TMI probably..)

It's probably bc I'm a fan of gore or something but like you gotta understand that killing is not only his job ITS HIS PASSION

And him being an asshole is also part of it, sure you can try n convince him to not FULLY kill someone but honestly I'd say you have a 1% chance of succeeding...

It'd have to be a solid good reason tho

Not just cuz your his partner...

Even so! Odds are the person he's messing with is a stranger to you 😭 (if your not into him killing random ppl then maybe not be in a relationship with him)

He has few morals...which align with his assassin fams code but he's just a morally grey character

That's what's so hot about him honestly

You can't ever really predict who he'll spare and for what reason...

But you get to see his fine ass just deal with grown ass men like nothing is a treat all in it's own

Hell we don't even know how he'd act in a relationship bc he hardly ever shows interest in anyone like that! He likes scarring people to hell tho

So I'd wager if you "end up with him" expect it to be a big ol situationship...

It's best to not put labels on it bc if you pressure him with that he looks like the type to leave...

And even if you are sick of it! Just tell him up front that he can either make it official or you'll leave!

That might make him realize that he has something genuine with you OR y'all just break it off and you can find yourself a better partner

Bc lets face it 😭 he's....not the best

His familys great tho I bet they'd be all over you

Especially if you're cool with reproducing an heir 💀

If not hey their just shocked he was able to find ANYONE that would "date" him

Like really? Him? Okay...

Raian doesn't strike me as the type to care much if you leave him, tho if you did have a profound impact on him

I think he'd stalk you for a bit...you'd never know he's there btw

He'd totally stalk the hell outta your new partner tho...and if their no good he'll kill em with much thought..

He dose care in his own way :D it's just bat shit crazy

I feel like If Raian did have a canonical partner they'd have to be a bit cooky themselves ya know? 😭

N yeah he might not say much but he dose better expressing his feelings through acts of service or just in general sleeping with you

Bc again we haven't seen him interact with anyone like that or show interest at all!

So odds are him sleeping with people is a rare thing! (Demisexual ass...)

But yeah back to him fighting n stuff I feel like he'd be super happy if his partner was also excited about seeing a real blood bath of a fight

Like yeah probably not the best influence on him like that but asdhsjsnskk

Honestly I wouldn't be able to help it

He's like when ppl are in love with the horror icons

You love ppl like ghost face n Jason! There def not gonna stop doing what they do! N their hella crazy!

That's the vibes Raian gives me...

The only thing that's different is, I feel like the more years you spend with him he WILL calm down by like 10% and he may not go off on ppl randomly like when he was younger but he'd still do it on occasion...

#i ran outta fule to finish this sounding more coherent... #but yea i just want a fic where the reader loves raian being raian #just two crazy blood lust lovers #they never outright encourage it but raian knows his partner loves seeing him dominate weaklings... #kure raian #limbo rants #limbo writes #kengan ashura #tw gore #tw blood mentioned

[transitioningpirate]

today - 03/11 - dates exactly one month since i've started t!!!!! i'm so happy and honestly so pleased with everything. i had a bit of a bad month (got sick, had a bit of a falling out with someone and then i got sick again) but seeing the effects it's had on me already makes me honestly so happy. and thinking about what's to come makes me so much happier!! it's been a while since i realized i actually was feeling excited for the long term future. it's amazing.

here's some of the changes i noticed:

same as the last list - hunger and thirst have increased a lot. the doctor says it's because of my metabolism, it's much faster now. this is good but also bad because i keep forgetting to drink water. this is something that i've always struggled with. before this week, i've already ended up in a hospital because of dehydration like three times. anyways, i used to live in an island, very used to humidity, and this year, for college, i moved to a town that's, like, over an hour away from the nearest beach. it's very very dry. and like i said before, in november we were hit by a terrible heat wave, and it all piled up: fast metabolism, heat wave, dry place, me forgetting to drink water frequently, and you guessed it: i ended up at the hospital yesterday :(. had to take some pain meds and some saline, but im totally fine now, and ill make sure it doesn't happen again!

so much more energy. i know i said this already, but it's crazy, seriously, i have so much more energy just in general, for everything. it's amazing. ive been sleeping better, eating better, working harder, studying more, it's crazy. my mood has increased a lot, too, actually, especially after my second t shot.

irritability, but i think this has more to do with my personal life. a bit of tmi here: i was seeing someone until not long ago but some not-very-nice stuff happened, and i asked for a break (with no intention of returning, mind you, despite what he so confidently claimed) and immediately after realized i very likely had an sdt for the first time in my whole life. for the record, this is the only person ive slept with this whole year, basically. so. yeah, i was stressed, you can say that. spent a bit of money on meds, and im already feeling much much better, but it definitely took me down for a couple days, emotionally and physically, and i honestly think my irritability came from that, but maybe t had a hand on it too? who knows

two friends of mine claimed im growing a moustache, but i dont think so yet. i already had a very thin very small moustache before, and maybe it's getting a bit thicker? i haven't noticed it personally except in one (01) picture i took with a weird lightning. im not sure... but i like to think so! maybe it's just starting to get thicker and it'll actually grow eventually!

acne. i bought a soap for my face specifically, and i use it everyday, sometimes twice a day, so it's not as bad as it could be, but it's definitely present. mostly in my forehead and my chin. it's easily taken care of, though, and doesn't hurt and barely shows, so it's whatever

my voice has definitely gotten deeper! not significantly so, but it definitely has, it's noticeable, and i love it so much. i love listening my own voice. i love listening to myself talk. i love it, love it love it love it so much. i record so much more audios on wpp now, i like hearing them back, i like hearing myself!!!!! it's the best. ive never felt this way about my voice before. im so happyyyy <3<3

it's so hooooot god i feel hot almost all of the time, everywhere it's warm and i sweat sooooo much. doubled my deodorant use and i have no regrets. it's not a bad thing, but it is mildly inconvenient sometimes, ngl. living in this hot as all hell town definitely doesn't help. ive wore more light and freeing clothes and it actually helps a lot, though. plus, my baby cousin's birthday this month will be a pool party, so im hella excited for that!!!!!!

if i can think of anything else, ill add onto this. thank you so much :3

#fuck terfs #traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns #trans #trans ftm #trans joy #trans joy is resistance #trans positivity #ftm #ftm hrt #hrt #one month on t #one month on hrt #mental health #slight vent #tra #trans man #transfag #trans pride #pride #lgbt #lgbt+ #lgbt pride #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #queer #queer pride #love is love #self love #gender euphoria

[misc-obeyme]

🪱 anon

So with the levi being cold bloded all reptiles would be as well satan and asmo being a scorpion would be too, so would diavolo, a dragon, barb with some type of reptile tail, ect

Who would be the cuddliest?

(Also scorpions make a temporary dck for mating so satan and asmo so does this now make a hc of them being trans? And do you think satan makes one out of spite to Lucifer since he can make it do you think hed make it hella big to make Lucifer jealous?)

((No bias honestly im just a huge tan tan simp)

How would he react to that nickname? Hed probably punch me lol

NSFW MDNI

(though this is about anatomy rather than sex but I'm putting that just in case)

Okay I'm sorry the thing that really sticks out to me here is the temporary dick situation. Like that right there is my whole entire dream. I want this thing, but only sometimes. If I could physically switch my anatomy like that, I would be thrilled.

Hmm. Sorry that was probably tmi.

ANYWAY. I would think all cold blooded demons would end up being cuddly mostly because... well, they'd be cold all the time, right? As a human, MC is gonna be warm, so they probably attract the cold blooded ones. I kinda think Levi would be the clingiest. Asmo would use being cold blooded as an excuse to cuddle MC. Satan, Diavolo, and Barb strike me as the types who would want to cuddle with MC, but wouldn't make a huge deal about it. Might not even mention if they were feeling chilly.

Yo, things I didn't know about scorpions lol. Though I thought Satan's animal was a unicorn? I used to consider the tail just sort of its own thing and not really representative of his animal. But then an anon suggested it was made of bone and I was like headcanon instantly accepted. However, if we say that Satan does have the ability to create his own cock, do I think he'd make it huge to spite Lucifer? Maybe? I dunno, do those two normally have dick comparison sessions? Oh no now I'm imagining them making MC measure for them... and that would be pretty funny so I'm gonna go with yes lol.

I love the nickname Tan Tan, it's adorable. I think he wouldn't mind if you called him that in private. He might get embarrassed if you used in front of other people though.

#anyway just my thoughts about it lol #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #🪱 anon #misc naughty times #misc answers

[panelshowsource]

OOF...!!! my first question is am i having three separate dinners or one dinner with three comedians? because if i have to curate the most harmonious dinner, that may be different to who i would choose if we were just doing one on ones... ANSWER THIS FOR ME while i kick around my brain bc this is HARD....

with romesh at the front omG that is hilarious

lowkey tmi but i actually work for a film & tv distribution company that primarily delivers to roku and prime, and there are A LOT of negotiations that go into thumbnails that are provided by licensors / can be legally used in general. sometimes, after release but before the sale of additional distribution, talent will negotiate to have their images removed from this kind of art / promo / marketing material — usually to quietly distance themselves from projects. other times, distributors won’t be allowed to use screenshots or images of famous guest stars in a series’ episode thumbnails because the licensor is really serious about protecting the branding with the main stars. occasionally the person in the original promotional work will be hella cancelled and you need to find a workaround for the art, come to a new agreement as to what it should be and who should make it (the licensor or the distribution company, if they have an art department) — which can very awkward and difficult if licensors and distributors can’t come to a compromise. it's genuinely a whole part of forging a distribution contract! i have so many great examples but probably shouldn't be airing my company's contract negotiations out on tumblr X_X

ANYWAYS love that for whatever reason they went for this it's so unnecessarily three musketeers

who am i to judge you anon... this is my man

sam was def ~heavy breathing~ but alex looks way too stunned for me to agree with this — SO YOU GET A BONK

why is that so funny but so true, you would think no one would be not only a similar character to joe but also in some ways more off-the-wall than joe that he would actually be a follower but in their dynamic he so is the lil bro

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[obstinaterixatrix]

this is tmi but I went to an escape room with some pals and we got out with 8 minutes to spare while using one hint (yaaaay) but legit right when we finished (or a little before?) my period started and I got hit by HELLA cramps (felt like someone was twirling my guts like spaghetti) but I’ve been expecting it so thankfully I didn’t bleed everywhere over everything because there’s nothing worse. than bleeding in public and getting blood on things. also, finally got a date and time that works for fb seller and movers (YAAAY) but fb seller won’t TELL ME HER ADDRESS (COME ON). air said they might help me search for glasses frames which I’ve been meaning to do for a year and a half now but I just hate spending money on something I’m lukewarm on and my perfect glasses frames were made in the 60s and none of them are the right size.

#my ramblings

[goldenhypen]

hi em! i was gonna make this anonymous but ta heck w tht LOL okay so this is gonna b a long one js bc i wanna b as clear as possible for u but i jus wanna kno ur opinion on this n im sorry if this sounds redundant (given what ur whole acc is abt) but i saw this tiktok that was basically talking abt how ppl who read rp (real person) fanfics r weird , disgusting , and freaks (that one hurt ngl😭) and ig bc i never interacted w ppl who read them i had no idea this was such a controversial thing yk? so it kinda hurt and i got hella defensive bc these fics have helped me thru some hard times n r my safe space (esp ur acc i love it sm ur fics r quick n easy reads but so so good! and i love tht u write wholesome sfw fics i don’t like / can’t read nsfw rp fics) and r good when i need a quick romance fix bc i have none irl (tmi fr sorry!) but honestly it made me feel horrible abt myself bc im like damn am i sick freak for reading this even tho i read the sfw n wholesome ones?? n they were sayin the y/n , self inserts were even worse! 😭 n idk if this makes me ignorant but for the life of me i couldn’t figure out what made it weird! nsfw ones r different but regular romance or fantasy? esp since i never see this take when ppl mention they used to read one direction fanfics or mindless behavior & august alsina ones (these were popular among the black community for context!) like everyone laughs n reminisces i feel like ppl r a lot more critical n harsh on kpop stans tbh but i even thought abt deleting my tumblr bc i felt wrong for doing so it made me question myself for awhile just being honest anyways i’ll get off my soapbox im so sorry this is so long i jus wanted to give as much context and detail as possible! if this is too much please disregard but idk i just wanted an opinion on this take from a fix writer and i assume u read some too correct me if i’m wrong! thanks so incredibly much in advance and i hope we can b friends one day! 🧸🎀✨💌💕🫶🏽

this is so real of you omg ok first of all, thank you for going out of your comfort zone to do this! things like this make me so happy cuz you coming out of your way to do this (comfort wise and time wise since it must’ve taken you a while to write sm, esp considering the technical difficulties 😭) makes it all the more meaningful. and i rlly appreciate you coming to me of all ppl too! so thank you!

secondly, i agree with you on all the things you had to say !! i was once in your shoes, and if i’m being completely honest, a part of me is still navigating this as well. like some things i still question for example is if there is rlly nothing wrong with this, why do i feel the need to hide that i read/write? but for the most part, rn i am definitely set on there being absolutely nothing wrong with this! i can definitely see where these other ppl are coming from if they had never thought much of fanfiction or reader inserts etc. bc it’s probably similar to how i felt before being more exposed to fanfiction. but imo these are fantasies i just imagine in my head anyway and are almost like dreams to me yk? and so imo, they’re harmless. in fact, writing and reading ffs help grow my creativity, which is smth i value. cuz not only am i doing this for entertainment, i’m also doing it for the art (this is in terms of writing more so than reading but can still apply to both). however, similar to you, i do believe that imagines can be taken too far, as that is what aligns with my beliefs, such as nsfw fics (which is not anything personal at all to nsfw writers!). that imo can be harmful for the mind and spirit etc. (sorry if this is getting too deep and personal 😭)

ugh this is honestly so nice to talk about and have someone relate to on this cuz literally the things you are saying describe me !!! and dw, i have and never had any love life,, it’s non existent, believe it or not! so dw, you’re not alone 😭 like we can be delulu tgt 😭😭 and ahahaha yesss like i can’t tell you the amount of times i considered deleting this app or stopping writing/reading. it was challenging to process. but after doing so, i have come to the conclusions i mentioned earlier (how i think reading sfw fics are harmless). it’s literally just a form of harmless entertainment lol so i don’t see why ppl have to be so judgmental about it and can’t just mind their own business 😭 so dw, coming from a fellow reader and someone who has faced the same dilemma, you are not at all a freak 😭 and don’t let anyone let you think otherwise 😤☹️

also i can’t go without saying a huge thank you for all the kind things you had to say about my works :((( <3 that is so sweet of you to say and is so encouraging. it’s smth i’m finding i need a lot of, esp lately, so i rlly appreciate that and it means a lot. this whole ask and talking about this is rlly quite meaningful to me tbh 😭 so thank you for coming to me and being so brave to bring this up! 🫶🏻 also, yes let’s be friends omg !! i’d love that 🥹🫶🏻

#thank you for this truly 😭 #i feel so…. not alone anymore loll #em answers #thatsadoutsider <3 #also if you’re comfortable lmk your name! #i want to give you a more personal tag :> #only if you’re comfortable ofc! <3

[dragonquill]

The last few weeks, y'all

My mother keeps saying it's been a "tough karma weekend" and I just want to shake her and ask her does the understand that implies I deserve it??? Does she think I am a horrible person??

Anyway

Last May, I felt like I had a really nasty uti (called a "bladder infection" colloquially where I live). I went to the doc, given antibiotics of the general kind, and was tested for an actual UTI. Never got results. Called, never got an answer, etc.

Continue to be sick through June and July. With the return to work looming, I went to my regular doc in mid-July. I was given antibiotics and a test to see if there was a UTI.

The techs on the test accidentally tore the name label, making the final "e" of my last name disappear, so the test could not be run.

Doctor is making noise about cancer being more important to check for than running another infection check, and I'm referred to a specialist. He talks cancer (I'm cool, this is fine, this is fine, I mean, someone at my workplace was literally fired for missing too many days due to cancer without enough "evidence" last year, but I'm SURE IT WILL BE FINE) , then orders a CT scan and finds a HUGE KIDNEY STONE in my right kidney.

16 mm, if you are a kidney stone aficionado like myself. A stone must be under 5 mm to have a chance of passing on its own.

Now first, I have had about a dozen stones over the last 20 years, but this one was in the kidney, so it didn't hurt like a stone. It was just screwing stuff up in there, thus making the painful and sick UTI symptoms.

Secondly, this should have been dealt with back in March but whatEVS.

I put off the surgery for a few weeks because we're back to work and being out in the beginning of the year is a nightmare.

August 28, I have the procedure to break up the stone and a stent put in.

August 29, I know that something is Not Right because I am in constant, throbbing pain.

August 30, I call the doc and am, of course, completely dismissed about the whole pain issue. "That's normal" the nurse says before basically hanging up on me.

Sept. 7, 9:15 am. The stent is removed at the doctor's office. The relief is incalculable because that thing hurt like a MOTHER every second of every day.

By 1:00 I know that something is, once again, Very Wrong, because THIS time I have the HELLA OW back pain that is a kidney stone in the ol' tubes AND feel like I am (TMI) still peeing boiling acid as I have since Aug. 29. And for a special bonus, there is vomiting. (There's no fever. I haven't run a fever in two decades. My body just Does Not Care to Try That Hard.)

Call doc, leave message. Call doc at 1, leave message. Call doc at 3, leave message. Decide fine, I will drive my deeply pained and probably shouldn't be driving ass 40 minutes to the hospital ER. (An ambulance ride would be 100s of dollars, even with my pretty good health insurance, and I've already spent several hundred on this situation in copays.)

Sitting in the ER with 1/4 of the city's population, the doc's office finally calls back around 4 pm and says, "With those symptoms, you need to go immediately to the AR."

SURPRISE BENCH I'M ALREADY HERE.

Wait in the ER and have a test now and again from ~4pm to 10:30 pm. (The hospital did make sure I paid my $150 ER copay even though they had done nothing for two hours at the time. Priorities.) Make nice with the nurses, trying to figure out why I have been given zero pain meds when I have been officially referred my by doctor for a kidney stone related issue. Find out about 9 they will not give me pain meds without a urinalysis.

My dudes, my laydees, my folks who have no time for the gender binary, I had no liquid left in my poor, dehydrated, screaming body. ALSO the drink machine in the ER is closed and I am there alone, so I can't send someone to brave the streets in search of some gosh darned water. THERE IS NO WATER TO DRINK EXCEPT THE BATHROOM TAP AND NOT A SINGLE CUP AVAILABLE TO THE ILL MASSES.

A kind nurse finally gets me a cup of ice water, which I gulp down because dammIT I am in pain. Finally, peeage happens around 10:00.

It takes more than an hour to run the test and find out, wow, I have a raging infection. By this time I have had an abdominal sonogram and a CT scan, so they KNOW I have a giant obstruction! WHY DID I NEED AN INFECTION TO GET PAINKILLERS.

So I'm sitting there, crying silently in pain because you know. And the skin on my face is RIDICULOUS and literally is BURNED BY MY TEARS so I look an especial mess and no one is checking on me but I am clearly making the other pathetic ER patrons uncomfortable. Finally, the nurse I had been very politely asking for updates throughout the night comes up and asks, "Are you ready to get out of here?" and moves me, bless her, to a weird little side room with a powerful "This used to be a closet vibe." I get painkillers a little before midnight. I have been in full kidney stone pain for 11 hours.

The nurses tell me the CT scan show a 1.6 centimeter stone in my tubage. I think, "Wait, that's hardly smaller than it was," before my American brain goes back to middle school math class and says, "WAIT THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS 16 MM WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS?!"

At 1:30 AM I am moved to the room and told my doc will see me in the morning.

Doc arrives ~8 am. I have had nothing to drink since midnight, so I am hoping we get this show on the road. He tries to claim the original procedure "worked" because the stone is broken up it just, you know, all JAMMED ITSELF BACK INTO A BALL as soon as the stent was out and built a little campsite complete with RAGING FIRE so we are gonna have to have another procedure under full anesthesia to pull it out and put in another stent.

I was too tired to strangle him, so I am not in jail.

I am finally taken back for surgical prep and to sign my life away around 4. I sit around for hours and finally go back to surgery ~ 7 pm.

Friends, acquaintances, and mortal enemies, I was so fricking thirsty.

ANYWAY I'm back to my room, feeling grumpy because my version of getting high from "the good stuff" is becoming Oscar the Grouch Minus Trashcan. I never get to feel all floaty and nice. Because life is a bench.

By the next morning, it is absolutely clear to me that something was VERY WRONG with the previous stent because THIS one is mildly uncomfortable, and not HELLO KNIVES TO THE GUT by my doc is just still trying to claim the first surgery was a success even though it FAILED SO BADLY I HAD A SECOND SURGERY (complete with copay). But whatever, your girl is tired, I wanna go home.

I am driven home because one can't drive on The Good Stuff. I'm home about 2 pm on Saturday afternoon, and zonk out in front of the television. Hallelujah.

Friend gives me a ride to the ER parking lot on Sunday to get my car. This means I haven't taken pain pills, but I'm not feeling the need since there is, apparently, nothing wrong with this fnjdksbhkbgiywebubWOEING stent unlike the first one. We pull up, I hop out and turn the key in my lovely little toy car.

AND IT DOES NOT START.

IT HAS DIED JUST SITTING IN THE ER PARKING LOT.

WHAT THE HELL ROSALEE??? I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER!! I KNOW I KEEP TOO MUCH JUNK IN THE BACKSEAT BUT THIS???

Now, I do not have my cellphone because I somehow didn't plug it in last night and it was dead this morning. I am blaming the grouchy morphine. My jumper cables are, I realize, hanging in my garage, and my friend doesn't have any. We take her car to go buy jumper cables. Return to the ER parking lot, where we have become an entertaining show for the security personnel stuck out by the front entrance, drinking coffee and most likely taking bets on jumping the toy battery inside my toy car, which is stupidly difficult to get hooked up to the cables.

While I am waging war, a lovely mechanic walks by (female presenting person by open car hood looking pitiful generally leads to this in my area, and I appreciate it) and finally! Rosalee is running!

My friend insists on following me back to the auto place Just in Case only she leaves her phone in my car somehow and I have NO phone and we completely misunderstand what was supposed to happen and lose each other to driving the 2 miles between ER and Auto Zone several times trying to figure out where the heckadoodle the other person IS.

Every time you go through the ER parking lot, it costs $2 to get out. Just. As a bonus.

BUT FINALLY we met up at the AutoZone, and of course my Toy Battery is only available in one premium style (because toy cars are a pain in the klodney; my toy car also comes with impossible-to-find TOY TIRES, I kid you not, do not trust online reviews and research when you are a vehicle luddite). But that's okay! It's fine! The wonderful, knowledgeable tech installs it, my friend and I part ways with only minimal frustrated crying, she has her phone, I have my car, and I DRIVE HOME TO MY HOUSE AND GO TO BED FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.

Except I have to get everything ready for work tomorrow, so.....I'm awake again.

And my mother keeps insisting it's a "bad karma experience" and I'm just

DO YOU THINK I AM A SERIAL KILLER OR SOMETHING I LITERALLY DO NOT SQUASH SPIDERS.

Anyway, have a nice week, everyone, I am going back to bed until 6 in the ack emma.

Bai.

#about me #personal log #kidney stones

[tricornonthecob]

Alas, it will keep me awake

LK 120: An American Manwhore in Paris

(pt1)(pt2)(pt3)(pt4)

DIC animators: "something something edutainment here's the shit we know all of you 18th cent/Antoinette/frev/amrev geeks are freaks for: that sweet sweet material culture" aww yeah we got Robe à la française errwhere.

Its ya boi, Benji Franxxx

lol both of them bout to geddit.

Fuckin' ZINGED I wouldn't even be mad if I got roasted by Benji Franx.

lol they all gonna geddit.

If I was the one who came up with that dress I would be SO MAD that it was only in there for a fraction of a moment.

lol this entire episode is the art department going FUCK YOU WE WANNA DRAW FASHIONABLE HO'S.

Benji you do realize it sounds like you want to take down their monarchy, yes?

Oh good! she's back!

Literally spending this entire scene interrupting all the edutainment by showing off their design work with anachronistic dancing (waltz isn't around until 19th century.)

SPOILER ALERT

You probably should its very cold outside.

Not throwing any shade, this is the laziest walk animations I've seen so far in this episode and i'm guessing its because they spent the entire animation budget on the previous scene's Roccocaine ball. Honestly, great tradeoff.

TMI, ABIGAIL

man the writer's room is just chomping at the bit to flesh out Dad Issues, The Tory.

Nothing good comes from coughing in a period piece.

Oh did she take Sulfa, too?

Daaaaaaang that's a nice swipe at her deadbeat dad, Abigail. High-fives!

James, you sweet summer child, why are you still surprised when conditions at Camp Continental Army are shit.

Washington? Arnold? Greene??

Lol Benji taking full advantage of this paid work trip.

The footman is either hella stoned, or checking out that elegant twunk (fancy dress can't fool me, that guy's a twunk under all that silk.)

Not with that attitude, sheeesh, you don't even have a bunch of teenaged reporters hanging out around you guys.

"Fuckfuckfuck this wasn't the plan"

ya girl is HALLUCINATIN' also is she just... wearing her normal clothes in bed with a wicked ass fever???

Straight up havin' a real bad trip

apparently she's in the same forest Snow White was in.

Check it out, its him! The PTSD Deadbeat DILF with a wonky accent! My blorbo!

Lol the closest she's ever gotten to her father in 4 years is a fucking fever dream.

They gave that man some full fuckin lips, straight up lookin' as fabulous as John Hancock.

#liberty's kids #amrev #18th century #tricorn on the cob watches LK and makes inane commentary #tricorn on the cob watches LK and goes feral for tertiary characters #tricorn watches #therapist: 18th century waltz isn't real it can't hurt you #this episode:

[slowlydifferentbluebird]

Not me seeing my ex in my evening graduate class last night 😅

She’s 40 and a lawyer. I’m 26 and a teacher.

To this day, I still think about the many times she fucked me in her apartment while I was starting out living alone

At least I still got the PS5 she gave me lmao 😂

Subby Anon :3

Ay-yoooo, this is what I call a lot of TMI🙈

But as someone who's on them knees for older women, you have all my respect, because fucking a 40 yr lawyer sounds hella good lol

Also, I don't know how you two break up, but I hope it didn't hurt too much seeing her again yesterday

At least you still have the ps5😁

Zazá

#ask me anything

[goldenboybarracuda-arch]

K fun facts for the au’s:

- Alex does keep the key necklace on at all times. If asked he’ll say why he wears it.

- His parents are divorced ( this also adds to why Alex is so damn messy ) and his older sister, June, does exist. She’s hella protective of her brother, especially if the au involves Henry being Alex’s ex.

- He aspires to study law so he can help those who can’t help themselves because he truly believes he was put in this world to help out.

- He doesn’t want to run for governor or president but he’s aiming for maybe running for senate, much like his mentor Rafael did. And in Texas because that’s his hometown and where he wants to settle.

- Is a big animal lover but turkeys scare the crap out of him. He still can’t get over Cornbread traumatizing him as a teen. (Think of TMI and how the Herondales are scared shitless of ducks)

- If you want the angst, Henry can be his ex-bf. Let’s just say that when Alex stormed Kensington and told Henry that if he wants Alex to leave, he had to tell him? Well Henry did and he left. Alex not only got his heart broken that night, but also a part of his soul. If you choose this route then godspeed bc Alex is not the same person he used to be. He’s now more careful to fall in love with someone, has insane trust issues and when he does fall for someone, he clings to whoever he dates for fear of not being good enough for them and getting dumped all over again.

-if you don’t want Henry as his ex then it’s cool bc Henry can just not exist op writing that hurt me too ok I cry

- Whiskey and coffee all around. Those are his drinks of choice.

Safe to say, no matter the au, BOOK Alex is my canon and I’m here to answer any and all questions you may have.

Thank you and g’night.

#( headcanons )

[redwiccanrobin]

Listen, fandoms can be hella toxic and I know you shouldn’t put so much of your energy into them. I know that the ones I’m about to talk about have the bad corners of them. I know this, I’m purely talking about my experiences. Also, gonna get a little too TMI, I’m sorry.

The Star Trek and Shameless (US) fandoms have truly been a kind of life preserve for me these last few months. I’ve been met with nothing but pure unfiltered kindness. Even when I mess up, people are so nice in correcting me. These months haven’t been good to me. I’m coming up on one year of someone I loved ghosting me. My mental health has been in the gutter. Back to back, things have just been happening. I started just talking about Star Trek and Shameless just because they lit a passion in me. I wasn’t expecting anyone to really pay attention to it, but people did. And it has been wonderful for me. It’s made me feel less lonely.

#shameless #shameless us #star trek #star trek the next generation

[uumm24]

allow me to recap the past two days:

saturday- got 🍃 as FUCK w my friends and went out to eat. thankfully i had already worked out and before i went, the only thing i had to eat was a rice cake. however, i ate sooooo fucking much plus i had like 5 cookies after eating which in and of itself is more cals than i usually eat in a day.

sunday- father’s day. all my dad wanted to do was barbecue so we did. i had two hot dogs, hella chips and dip, and ice cream at the end of the day. OH and we celebrated at church too and i had a plate there plus the desserts they were serving. i did not have time to work out.

today- i just ate my leftovers??? for no fucking reason. i think i was doing the thing where i eat uncontrollably and my rationale is “now the food isn’t gonna be there to binge later”. anyways, it wasn’t too much but i also had a piece of brownie and i can’t calculate the cals so i’m gonna give myself at most 200 cals remaining for today.

my “under 120 pounds” by the end of the month dream seems to be dwindling before me. i didn’t get a chance to weigh myself yesterday like i wanted to so idk where i stand. ten days left of this month and i continue to be delusional. i think i’m probably gonna be back to like 126 when i check tomorrow. today my mission is to clear my system bc tmi but i haven’t had a bowel movement in days so all that good from over the weekend is still in my system.

so um that’s my update. another day of laying my whole life out on this app for strangers to see

#tw ana diary #ed bllog #thinnsp0 #tw calories #thiinsp0 #thin$po #i want to be weightless #tw ana shit #tw ed in the tags #tw ana trigger #tw weight #tw edd #edblrr