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woahajimes · 3 years

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the batfamily is stupid as hell and they're self isolating because SOMEBODY got covid (steph) and then SOMEBODY (cass-- who also has covid bc uh stephcass) sneezed on tim who drank from jason's cup without knowing it was jason's cup and anyways everyone in the manor got covid so ✨self isolation for 2 weeks✨

ANYHOW they were all bored out of their minds and jason was about to throw damian out the window bc siblings right

SO BASICALLY cass came up with the big brain idea of a competition (prize being complete immunization of sibling interaction UNLESS they ask for it-- eg. "hey can you open this for me")

teams were made (just two people per team-- duke/damian, jason/cass, steph/harper, dick/tim)

there were "rounds" and these consisted of

round 1: person a has to feed person b a whole jar of peanut butter and they could switch places ONCE (team to finish last was disqualified)

round 2: they had to recreate this picture and had ten minutes to do so, at the end every team compared pictures and alfred decided whose was the worst and that team was out

round 3: they had to run five laps around the manor with their team member on their back, first person to get through the finish line (for the fifth time, there was a picture taken each time they crossed it) won.

simple, right?

WELL NO

first round basically went like this:

jason: NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID PEANUT BUTTER cass: jason: okay okay ill go first

tim went first, harper went first, and duke went first (duke didn't want to go first but he lost to rock paper scissors so)

tim puked in the first two minutes but alfred had forgotten to clarify that if you puke you're out so basically he kept eating

cass and jason were the first ones to switch

dick and tim switched immediately after (they were waiting for someone else to switch)

steph and harper fucking DIED

"im never eating peanut butter after this"

"by GOD EAT FASTER ITS NOT EVEN A SOLID"

"CAN YOU NOT SHOVE THAT SPOON DOWN MY THROAT"

"IM NOT GOING TO LOSE IN THE FIRST ROUND FUCK YOU"

duke and damian finished first and when ppl asked how (they're the youngest ones, people were sure they couldn't handle it) damian was like "i simply moved all my internal organs to the side" and duke was like "tf you literally ate two spoons and a half"

STEPH AND HARPER LOST and tim laughed (his team got to the next round by literally a second) so harper and steph both threw him the containers and spoons

second round:

tim thought he had a big brain for calling dibs on being on the pool mat but nOOO (duke was on the pool mat, damian was the lightest so yeah--- jason was on the pool mat solely because cass called dibs on jumping and crushing him-- imagine all the chaos)

literally they(jason/cass) took 14 pictures total and all of them were fucked up because of jason (his hands weren’t in the right place, both his legs were picked up)

duke and damian couldn’t do it skjdfhskfh they were D Y I N G (every two minutes you heard a really loud scream/groan with a sudden splat and yeah)

steph and harper had never laughed harder

cass was so done with jason she literally shoved him off the pool mat

tim was literally dead they had taken the shot around 20 times and none of them looked good it was horrible (dick didnt even apologize for crushing tim 90934757894 times -- not every shot was decent so they deleted around 40)

when the timer went off, alfred carefully took all the phones (jason’s phone was somehow at the bottom of the pool and jason was tired(tm) so he asked cass to get the phone pls and cass just got in the pool and shoved the pool mat over (and then got out)

after around 20 minutes of alfred going through the pictures, he decided that the best ones were dick and tim’s (how i have zero idea but)

and then the worst ones were duke and damian’s (so jason and cass made it to the third round)

cass asked alfred why theirs weren’t the best, and alfred said “well master jason’s arm looks very off and he looks genuinely scared” and cass was like “GODDAMNIT JASON” and lost her shit

LAST ROUND:

so they did think this through and basically cass on jason’s back and tim on dick’s back

jason: HA! YOU’RE NOT FASTER THAN I AM! dick: i don’t need to be??? you’ve got CASS on your back. you know what that means? jason: .... you wouldn’t.. tim, on dick’s back: *snorts* YEAH OKAY

cass: what are they talking about? jason: NO NOTHING jason: you might want earbuds or something to like... block the sounds... they’re gonna be wanting to distract you cass: yeah well. I’m not distracted easily

the timer goes off, tim on dick’s back, and they’re pretty even for the first two laps, but then tim’s shoe falls off and tim’s like “WAIT MY SHOE” and dick goes “WHAT THE FUCK”

and tim is like “whoa youre right KEEP RUNNING”

cass on jason’s back: HEY STEPH CAN YOU PASS ME THE PRETZELS

update: cass does get pretzels and gives jason a few jason: CASS THATS MY NOSE cass: OH OOPS LOL

dick: tim i think its time to pull out our secret weapon tim: yeah you’re right tim: tim: HEY CASS *starts humming to ‘levitating’ by dua lipa* tim: 🎶 if you wanna run away with me- 🎶

jason: NO jason: NOOO CASS COVER YOUR EARS DONT LISTEN TO THEM cass: 🎶 IF YOU WANNA RUN AWAY WITH ME I KNOW A GALAXY WHERE I COULD TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE 🎶

(you may ask how this distracts jason but it just DOES)

dick takes this as a head start and runs faster (theyre on their third lap now- both)

tim gets a bit too excited and leans too much and makes them both fall over (they were abt half a lap ahead)

tim: GET UP GET UP dick: THIS IS YOUR FAULT TF YOU MEAN

cass: 🎶 YOU WANT ME 🎶 jason: 🎶 I WANT YOU BABY 🎶 *runs past them* dick: HOW jason: JUST DONT FIGHT IT

karma’s a bitch (and dick paid steph) and jason slipped, causing them to fall almost the exact way that tim and dick fell

dick and tim have now caught up to them, as jason and cass pick themselves up

jason: we should switch cass: yeah alright do you want me to momentarily kill you so we can distract the others and then you wake up and we run jason: ...no cass: jason: ... maybe

*two seconds later*

cass: HE’S DEAD! MY POOR BROTHER HE’S DEAD! steph: YEAH WE KNOW YOU MOMENTARILY KILLED HIM GET UP cass: ok jason lets go stand up

they keep going and dick stops for a second (theyre ahead) dick: hey its your turn now tim: dick: yeah i know you cant cmon climb on

COMEPLETE HEADCANON jason and cass won anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk

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datingadviceonreddit · 4 years

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I know a lot of people lean both ways with going through someone’s phone: either they think it’s disrespectful or a breach of privacy and should never be done orrrr a relationship is transparency and what’s the big deal if they’re not hiding anything? There’s also the, “if there was a breach of trust then it should be an exception.” And right now I’m with the last one.I’ll try to keep this as short as possible. I’ll start out by saying before what happened I NEVER not once went through my boyfriend’s phone. Never had the desire to. I fully trusted him off the bat which is saying something as I’m usually cautious and wait to see if someone can be trusted before getting too close. But the sparks flew and we were consumed in eachother. Fast forward in this fairytale to about a year later. This past November I was over at his mom’s to meet her and some of his other family passing through town. The kids were playing keep away with our phones and I ended up with his, him with mine. After pictures I went to use the restroom and his phone was in the waistband of my leggings. I sat it on the counter and couldn’t help but notice an inappropriate message from a girl opened up. Honest to god I did not deliberately snoop. It had been actively calling my phone for 5 minutes when I sat it down so I hung it up and that was there. For the first time I went through his phone given that message. I found more, and more. He had been texting multiple girls through to March. May it be flirting or talking about hooking up although it didn’t happen he says and according to the messages. While he was telling me he loves me and how unreal this was, while he was my support through nursing school and celebrating Valentine’s Day with me, and what I thought was us having the time of our lives...this was going on. There were also a couple emails to exes just checking in on them. When questioned he said things ended badly and he wanted to make peace. Questionable but okay. He also continued to message these girls but he knocked off the talking about cheating on me (thanks) in March. Although a few of the messages were him sending pictures of himself to them and them sending heart eye emojis in response. Which to me is flirting. He says he was sharing his modeling pics bc he was sharing them with others in the modeling/acting world. Okay, whatever. He also got a message from this supposed married woman about two weeks before I found all this saying, “I’m not going to lie, I still care about you” and “I still think about you and still care about you”. Thissss he states was innocent, she’s married, and they both helped each other after their bad break ups a few years back and nothing ever happened. I’m looking pretty stupid right about now right? I do believe his feelings for me were/are true. I do believe he loves me and he truly had treated me amazing the whole time. His reasoning was that he was scared I wouldn’t stick around or I’d get sick of him. Typical rejection/commitment issues. The fact he stopped the highly inappropriate stuff without me knowing says something at least. When I found this out I got sick to my stomach and didn’t feel good. I come out of the bathroom and his uncle and mother ask me what’s wrong about ten times after I ask him multiple times if we can go so we can handle the situation. I finally spit out still in shock, “he cheated on me.” and at that time I thought he went through with his wonderful flirting and plans to cheat. Although infidelity isn’t just screwing someone else. It’s betrayal and lies and doesn’t fly in a monogamous relationship. Anyways, right after I mutter that out his mom asks him if he did it. He says no. She then gets in my face screaming at me telling me that my cancer is making me delusional, she looks at him briefly and tells him he needs to reconsider things with me (hmm. I’m the one that was betrayed but mmk.)and just that her son wouldn’t do that. And when I say screaming in my face I mean it’s like how someone gets into someone’s face to fight someone and SCREAMING. She literally spit on me while she was screaming. That’s how bad it was and how close she was. Before this his family loved me and thought the world of me and somehow in all this I turned into the bad guy and I later got an extremely hateful and hurtful message from his uncle. Oh, and to a comment above: I have stage 4 breast cancer, metastasized to the bones at the ripe age of 29. The diagnosis was fresh by a couple months and I definitely didn’t need all this stress and bs. That’s been another problem with us: his mother. He did tell her to stop eventually and she did but beyond that he just practically went on with his happy go lucky relationship with her. Which isn’t a healthy one but that’s another conversation. There was no, “you need to make this right with my girlfriend (who they’ve both called (me) the love of his life) before we move forward” or anything. No coming to my defense to the horrible way I was treated. Well. After that fun time I go straight into depression just out of shock that what I felt so lucky to have was filled with betrayal, I agreed to work on it if he stopped the lies, stopped the inappropriate behavior, and changed more or less. Shortly after he became angry (which seemed to be from the hurt he caused me as it hurt him to see me hurt..he was also in a dark place and knew he messed up) and I became angry from the hurt and we started fighting. He started going out instead of working on our relationship. He stated he would not go out to the bars while we built the trust back up but that didn’t last. I told him if he continued to it would be over, and he shut the door and walked out. There’s been worse times throughout this but he didn’t do any of the things that he promised and it just got worse. The trust got shattered even more if that was possible. Not just the trust to not lie or betray me...but the trust that he’d want this enough to try. The trust to not hurt me again. To feel he cares and he means he will fix it. Etc. I needed to see he loved me and cared like he said he would after what he did. Since this we’ve been very briefly on and off a few times and we just decided to have as much of a fresh start as possible and give it another chance. The whole 48 hours if that we broke up the first time he was messaging other women. The other times he put a stop to it and also didn’t go out. Well. Towards the end. But my problem is he’s always been welcome to go in my phone or use my phone, not to snoop or whatnot but if he couldn’t find his and he wanted to look something up, etc. he’s always known my passcode. He’d shut off my alarms when need be. He’d call someone for me. He was always a little weird about his phone but I knew his passcode by him voluntarily giving it to me. Now he has everything on lockdown. His computer, his phone. And he’s secretive about his passcodes. I’ve never asked them but I asked to use his phone once and instead of the typical just handing it to me he’d unlock his phone for me and check it for a second then give it to me. I don’t think he’s hiding anything and he really is trying but it just strikes me weird. And if I’m going to start over and trust him after all of this I want to feel a little more comfortable than that makes me feel. I want to know he’s not lying about anything or hiding anything in there like what I found before. And I know some may say well if you’re going to try again you need to just trust him and if he messes up that can be it...but I don’t want to feel like a fool again. As I said, I’m not one to snoop through a phone but given the circumstances I’d like to check it one time before I dive right into this. And if he didn’t have anything to hide then I don’t think it would be a problem.Should he be willing to let me see the phone and make me feel more secure as a result? Or...hopefully not..there ends up being something. Am I in the right to ask to see his phone and if so what would be the best way to where he doesn’t get defensive? As I did ask him the last time we tried to work things out but he said no. And if he says no I’m scared of him worst case deleting/hiding stuff after I ask. Sorry this was a long one, but I know people would have questions so I tried to sum it all up as much as possible. I’ve always treated him amazing. I’m a very loyal, very honest, and kind person. Not the push over kind..but if I love you, I love you fiercely. So this has all been hard to handle. I’ve realized it wasn’t a “me” problem though and a “him” problem. Things were so unbelievably amazing before all this. I say that while at the same time I did not know all of this was going on. He does seem to be truly trying now, and I’ve seen quite the changes in him as far as this stuff goes but my mind can’t help but wander into the thoughts about the things I don’t know. Like if he’s lying or hiding anything. via /r/dating_advice

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beautifullybroken37 · 7 years

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Feelings Suck. Anyone?

So this is my first attempt at the whole Tumblr/blogging thing but I guess I’ll give it a try. The whole reason I got this is because my, “person/best friend/confidant/morethanfriends/person I talk to every day all day person-person…” yeah. He deleted me off Instagram b/c I got jealous. And I cried! Lol!! (he doesn’t know this and doesn’t need to) but how crazy is that?! But after 5+ years of whatever the weirdness is that we are and have never defined b/c we started it 50 shades of stupid backwards and on accident, (don’t do this ladies, it totally sucks) I think I’m finally at the end of my rope.

Ok so I am not the typical jealous weirdo person at all. In fact I’d say I’m confident. Unfortunately I do have those things called feelings and when your person has other female persons on their page it can just cause some problems, ya know? It can turn the most secure person, insecure. He likes her selfies. I see he likes her selfies. We have a talk. Figured it out –he won’t like her pictures anymore. Great. Moving on.. he posts pics of his super awesome dog I happen to also love (yeah during out last talk I told him I loved him…now realizing what a big fat mistake that was :*/) and tells me to comment on it. So I go to comment on it and see woman he liked selfies of –has already commented and said it was her favorite dog..! Cue—> insecure me. Now I wonder if they have been hanging out, or else how could it be her favorite dog??? They live in the same town. She’s picked him up before when his truck was in the shop. She’s asked him for money to invest in her company he is a customer at. She talks to him about her relationships. She goes to him for help when they had an event there. AHHHHH. Lol. If you knew I had issues w/your interactions in the past & we addressed them constructively together.. why would you send me to your page to see that?! Did you really think I wouldn’t care? Not to mention another pretty but older woman had also commented on it…no idea who she is but at this point everything is making me cry. Feelings. LOL. Hot mess express population: me. Keep in mind, I *was* running his dog’s Instagram page so why he didn’t just post that pic on there I have no idea.. he has all the info I set everything up he literally only has to sign in on his phone but he acts like it’s so difficult to figure out.. yet he seems to have no issues running his own page so. Smells fishy to me. But see how crazy this is??? It’s crazy. And so stupid. I hate things like this. It’s why I don’t have social media.. life is so much easier w/o it all.

So now I realize I don’t like the person I’m becoming.. I’ve never been this person before & I refuse to play these stupid games. If you’re not careful this kind of thing can turn a great thing– into a really bad thing. Even if their interactions together are 100% innocent.. it just makes me wonder now.. if he flirts w/her online on Instagram, I wonder who else he is doing that w/on all the other sites he’s on. Now it has created this whole trust issue we never had before. I have ZERO social media except for this that I just started tonight. I did have Instagram just to be connected with him and deleted it b/c he deleted me. So- pointless to have the account now. This is now the 2nd time this woman has been an issue for us and when I asked him about it and told him how it made me feel he got super mad at me & called her all kinds of horrible names I wouldn’t even call people I DIDN’T like. Ok then. Now why would you choose to delete me, instead of her?! I’m in shock/disbelief b/c 1. why would you even be friends w/someone online that you say you’re, “appalled anyone would think you would even hangout w/someone’s weird fat ugly ex-wife and that you have higher standards than that?” Ugh. I feel gross even repeating that. I’m sorry world, that was ugly. But if you truly do feel that strongly.. then 2. why is she so important for you to be connected to and interact w/on public social media??? Like it just doesn’t make sense to me. I am loooooosing it! Now singing… easy for a good girl to go bad……

Ok no. Spin the track. New thoughts.. new random rambles if you’re still w/me but I’ve only been walking w/Jesus for two years now (that came out of left field, right?) so I’m fairly new at this all but I guess what I’m trying to say is even though/since I still have these feelings sometimes that I have to fight. Is it spiritual warfare or just a bad day/dumb situation? I know I’m feeling very alone tonight. Like I don’t matter to someone I happen to love very much.. and now he knows that & that really sucks. Someone I want to text but won’t, because I know it will go unanswered or he is so upset w/me bc my feelings hurt his ego, (btw this woman physically is by no means ugly or the F word) but that he will choose not to send that every night, “goodnight” text tonight. And when I wake up, I probably won’t get a morning thought as usual, either.

Feeling unwanted and alone is no fun but it always brings me back to my One and Only True Love and reminds me that I’m never alone. And that I never will be. I saw something and when I read it -it brought tears to my eyes bc my spirit knows it to be true. It speaks to me. It rings true to me at my innermost level. So whenever you are feeling unloved, unimportant, or insecure.. remember to Whom you belong. Ephesians 2:19-22. Also coming to mind tonight is that we can do all things through Christ who strengthens us, and though this little insecurity, argument, annoyance, misunderstanding, whatever it is that happened today got me down momentarily, I will overcome this and be stronger for it tomorrow because the peace of God which surpasses all understanding, will guard my heart and mind through Christ Jesus. Phillippians 4: 6-7, 11-13.

Phew. All these feelings make me tired. I wonder what this would sound like out loud? Probably ridiculous. I wonder if I will regret posting this..hm. Probably but oh well, I’m going to do it. This is like diary 2.0 b/c tonight bc typing > writing. Ok. Sleep is near. Lol.

G’night world, and may the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Lots of love <3

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