#also I would break one of my hands

[reddstardust]

My biggest red flag is that I honestly think I could win a fight with my bare hands and 21 years of unresolved anger issues despite the fact that I've never thrown a punch in my entire life

#spoilers alert #I wouldn't #also I would break one of my hands #redd rants #🌠

[twinstxrs]

there’s something so personal about the scene in fantasy high s1e7 where gorgug calls himself stupid & fabian, who up to that point had basically entirely been acting like the bad kids (especially gorgug) were beneath him & had also been the one calling ragh stupid two lines ago, instantly says “okay, do not put yourself down like that. don’t you dare do that to yourself.” like it was obvious he liked the bad kids at that point but the instinct to protect his friends manifesting as an immediate strong refusal of gorgug’s self-deprecating talk kills me. that boy loves his friends so bad oh my god i feel sick.

#fabian seacaster #fantasy high #gorgug thistlespring #these two specifically are so dear to me #top 5 most underrated fh dynamic the girls that get it get it #acts of service (gorgug) meets words of affirmation (fabian) #spring break i believe in you. i hand you an orange. you never hug me / shut up. #THE TENDERNESSSS #it’s about gorgug fixing the hangman & fabian having no idea how to repay him other than saying ‘i’m gonna buy you an orange.’ #when fabian a year ago had an insecurity about buying other people things bc he thought they’d just use him for that. #it’s about gorgug’s tin flower that’s tattooed on his arm being both symbolic of his roots & deeply tied to his relationship with fabian #it’s about ​fabian being the reason gorgug was in that fateful detention in the first place. #& gorgug being the first person to see fabian again in the nightmare forest. #all the bad kids are tied by destiny but god. fabian & gorgug you are so tied by destiny. #anyways i will not lie this far into my tags i expect nothing but in another universe they would be the slow burn of all time. to me. #it is so subtle & casual but there is so much love there it makes me kinda crazy. #but either way my beloveds who i think have helped bring out the best parts of one another but who r also both soooo lame (affectionate). #also i think it’d be funny if a) gorgug was the final bad kid to join the giant family tree via dating fabian #and b) telemaine was eventually gorgug’s grandather in law. can u imagine. #thistlecaster #fabigug #whichever one it is idk idc #they r just so gentle :( #UPDATE sorry i stopped right when this happened to write this whole post & literally like 5 minutes later gorgug has that idea to look at- #zayne’s pearl & his hunch isn’t right but fabian IMMEDIATELY jumps back in with ‘it’s moments like these that prove you’re smart’ GODSDD #when the fabian & gorgug dynamic hits it truly hits. besties/bfs ever i can’t decide they r simply so great

[littleragondin]

Shaking in my boots let me tell you.

#I know I'm not alone in this #and on one hand I'm fine with that outcome because it would give them the time they need #to work through this because B O Y S #but also #that would absolutely break my heart and who needs that kind of things in this economy #anyway #Utsukushii kare #Utsukushii Kare 2 #My Beautiful Man #My Beautiful Man 2 #Hira x Kiyoi

[rainymoodlet]

feelin’ extry normal abt my new ts2 gameplay simb… ⛓️

#me @ me: another one of them little white bitches please #this hair fucks absolutely i will not let it be torn from my hands #she has a name but like… she nameless #i love her lil trailer i love their style i would die for them #also the leopard bed is required in all of my ts2 saves i do not make ze rules #the lil WISPY BANGS… #ts2 #if y’all have name suggestions blease… #i am off my break i love you all MWAH MWAH BYEEE

[tittyinfinity]

totally random but man I feel so bad for anyone who smoked from age 18-20 whenever they changed the law to 21. Just imagine going into the gas station, asking for a pack from the cashier that has been selling you cigs for a while, and they tell you sorry you gotta wait 1-3 years now.

Smoking and drinking are bad for you, but there's no point in having the law be 21 instead of 18. They're going to do it regardless. That's fucking college age. If you're a legal adult, able to rent your own place and pay your own bills, you don't need to be babied about substance use.

#.bdo #on midnight on my 18th bday i bought a pack of cigs just because I could #I started smoking at 20 when I worked at a restaurant that only allowed you to have breaks if it was a smoking break #the one problem I could see with the drinking age being 18 is that a lot of 18 year olds are still in high school #and it would make it a lot easier for teenagers to access alcohol than it is now #BUT on the other hand my friends used to just steal it for us #and I was still drinking weekly at 16 #with no friends over 21. all stolen alcohol #so I guess you could say making the drinking age 18 would also lower alcohol theft #they're gonna be doing it anyway #idk man it's nuanced

[neptunesailing]

mayoi (enstars x hnk au)

#nep draws things #ensemble stars #enstars #sketch #mayoi ayase #enstars x hnk au #hnk au #ouoououououu i am soooo proud of the mayo on the right hjhjrhgrghrhgrhghgrghrhg he is so !! #showed this to a friend before i posted and they said his hair would taste like frozen grapes and i had to break it to them that it'd break #their teeth JHDHJFHJSDHJFHJSHJFSJD anywayy i might redraw the aira one.. he needs some attention too ^_^ sorry i only design for hii.ai / #alkaloid but THEY ARE MY FAVS........ by this logic i should be drawing more sw.itch but . i just . *waves hands* alkaloid !!! alkaloid so #special to me.. anyway tatsumi has another job other than patrolling with mayo which is why mayo has the winter uni and tatsun has the norm #i was maybe thinking tatsun would be a healer like rutile is..? nothing is set in stone (pun intended) for now ahha but tatsun can still #fight jsut fine!! hes more of a watcher for mayo. mayo fights more since his hardness lvl is much higher than tatsun's. during the spring a #stuff tho i think mayo kinda hides around? still not sure.. youd probably see him around tho in the shadows (ala canon i guess) and i guess #thats how hiiro and aira get to know mayo outside of patrols.. OH the reason why mayo is on winter patrol is because he gets too nervous #working with other gems and he kept messing up and hiding away whenever he did mess up so :((( yeah he usually fights by himself OH I SHOUL #EXPLAIN WHY HE CAN SPLIT INTO 2 its because of the spinel law something somethign rotated at 180 degrees at some axis but ANYWAY his hair #is longer in his singular form but you can see in his split form his hair is cut differently than how we normally see mayo's hair- and also #theyre mirrored!! their braids are on different sides and the side w/o the braid is shorter!! and the moles are on opposite sides too heheh #holy shit i wrote so much in the tags..... anyway THANK YOU SOS SO MUCH TEA FOR REMINDING ME OF THE HNK AU AGAIN AND ENABLING ME TO GO #INSANE OVER THIS AU AGAIN UR AMAZINGGGG <333333

[stupidrant]

i think the most we will get is PC release (if that) this year but that means we gotta deal with those trolls bc changing angrb0da’s skin color is such a big deal to these mfs and i still dont understand that sweet baby inc shit bcuz all the information im seeing is just bundled bullshit LMFAOOO i feel like her actual character gets overshadowed by the made up problems and no one actually talks abt HER as a character or even analyses her fr (outside of here ofc) lol sms abt to make a banger with her and atreus istg

#Truth be told i dont even wanna talk abt this anymore but this topic gets brought up pretty much every week atp #How weird is it that u would only accept her if she were white #Thats literally you admitting you like her character but her being black is a deal breaker #I feel like no matter how much they want her to be a white girl changing her skin wouldnt change their opinion abt her #Theres this one (big) acct in particular thats constantly shitting on rag and its like bro u need to just leave if ur not happy #or take a long ass break and come back at times and then leave again cuz hes just miserable as fuck and yall know exactly who im talking ab #I do see more people getting annoyed with this topic and i dont blame them #its getting super out of hand and dragged out atp #Once again i do not want ppl to like her out of PITY. she deserves a very honest group of fans and if those fans are ppl #That disliked her at first but started to like her later on thats fine as long as its out of being genuine #I cannot wait for her to gain more fans fr but i have to be careful what i wish for bcuz i dont want ppl to become too crazy lol #I might just post smth on that god forsaken reddit as an appreciation post of her or smth idk yet LMFAOOO #I for sure will have to be more brave and visible with my love for her one of these days #also very grateful for that one ragnarok vp. he loves angie for sure #Anyways #Love angie for life #Gow #god of war ragnarok #rant

[frobby]

Lets all name fanfics that formulatively changed our lives

Ill go first: there's this haikyuu kenhina fanfic where Kenma works at CVS and every time I see a CVS I think 'Kenma work there'

#Kenma was a witch and it was a man door hand hook car door crackfic #Actually one of my favorites of all time lowkey #My other haikyuu fanfic is this one where they're on a bus and the bus crashes and they all get injured #That one I've been looking for but I can't find it #Like tsukkis glasses break and he's blind and kageyama lands ON hinata and he needs to get spinal surgery so he's in a wheelchair #I think it was a chapter in a bigger fanfic which is why I can't find it #I'm like half sure it was the same series as the one where hinata crashes his bike and gets his leg stuck under a big rock #Does anyone know what I'm talking about? #If people have authors or links please provide #Also for good measure I'll throw in the one where it's iwaoi's wedding and iwaizumi gets turned into a werewolf #Just that whole series is so good like he gets stuck and oikawa contemplates moving to the country cuz he's husband is a dog now #He's got that dog in em #Anyway all my formulative fanfics i can't think of are from haikyuu cuz that was my previous fanfic reading endeavor #And before that would be blue exorcist but like on fanfic dot net and shit #I could list some but I shan't #haikyuu #Blue exorcist #fanfic #fanfiction

[didderd]

Heyo again Alex! How do the boys feel about the chunk. How do they feel about the extra thicc people.

(open to lil spicy)

hi! :3

most of the boys are chunky to some extent themselves. but they all love thicc bodies.

monsters have never been known to discriminate about body types and appearances in general, and have always cared more about personality. since ofc, the appearance of monsters varies drastically from person to person.

but that's not to say they won't enjoy a specific body type.

they love how soft and squishy thicker people can be. the thicker the person, the better the cuddles.

(under th cut as it gets into the slightly spicy)

they want to hold and squeeze that belly, and those love handles (they'r called that for a reason ;3), and thighs, and whatever other squishy body part you may have.

they may want to bury their face in your chest regardless of size or shape, and ofc your belly too. maybe blow some raspberries while they're there. if u don't mind. :3

most of (if not all) the boys being biters, they love nibbling and biting at that extra soft and loose skin. it's very satisfying for them.

overall, they love it, and they will squash any self hate you might have related to it with soft words of affirmation and all the physical affection.

#th boys would also beat th shit out of anyone who says anything negative about ur body. if u'd let them #th only ones who might not throw hands immediately n instead would rather use words would b tic n tou #but even they would beat someone's ass if they have too #i mean rice wouldn't use his hands but he would break the person :3 #*rolls around* i lov wen thicc #i may or may not be projecting onto my boys #shhhh #(ofc none of this is meant in a fetishizing kinda way #but like a 'appreciates-this-body-type' kinda way) #body positivity #tourette's sanses #undertale #undertale au #didderd asks #anonymous #didderd writes #(feel like i coulda writen this one better but i can't continue fuking wif it)

[novantinuum]

self care is unfollowing people who spread negativity on ur dash!! like Damn! yeah i theoretically Agree with your crit but i really Don't wanna see it either bc i want to Celebrate content instead of hyperfixating on the stuff i didn't like about it! yeet!!!

#jen rambles #i had someone call a SU fic i wrote once a 'fix it' and i'm just like #NO!!! #it was Not a fix it! #because a fix it would assume that i think i am Better and More Smart than the creators and that is hubris i really don't want #to take upon myself #i just like!! taking the elements i like and writing More of it! #that's all #i also feel like there's lots of people who just crumple when things in fiction aren't coherently explained #but i've always seen those holes as Opportunities? #idk like on one hand is leaving holes in your narrative bad writing? likely #but also the very soul of fan creation has Always been stepping alongside canon and re-imagining it #and oft filling those holes #and i just wish more people would join me in doing so in good faith to the source material #instead of doing it in that sort of 'ughhh so like since canon fucking sucks i'm fixing it :)' way #one day i'll prob Myself talk about the issues i had with the plotting of This Thing and you'll see tons of overlap with what #others are saying about it #but like idk. just why make that your sole focus? doesn't that bum other people out too? #like it kind of breaks my heart seeing people so fixated on the imperfections that they can't even enjoy what Was #i just don't get this mindset

[cosmicmakos]

if your f/os are the type to never stop working even if they really should take a break, they can never say no to taking one if it's you that's asking. maybe a hand on their shoulder or asking in a softer voice - they can't refuse when you're the one that's worried about them

#hakushaku is famously always at her desk working so i would sit across from her and ask her to take a break #she likes to hold my hand when i sit at her desk to spend time with her while she does her duties #sometimes i don't even need to say anything after i gently squeeze her hand - she can tell by the way i'm looking at her she needs a break #what the break entails depends on the day but the one constant is that we're always touching in some way #my favorite war criminal <3 would always grumble about taking a break even if a member of space family agrees #a hand on her shoulder or cheek can usually get her to agree to me asking her to take a break and do something w me #on the rare occasions that she's in a constant state of stress i would say her health is more important than the galaxy and pull her to me #shieldmaiden of my heart and the misthios that stole my heart would both happily take a break w me unless they were super busy #their respective birds would also join in on the break and get plenty of attention from me as well #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o

[krys-loves-otome]

Stolen from Scummy's reblog because I wanted to do it too!

Note that most half-filled squares are ones that are technically true, but it's under specific circumstances and rules, will explain below

So, for now, some Blorbos from me:

-Intense in loves and passions (for Nobunaga, for MC once they get together, for trying to get Mitsuhide to take better care of himself, in his care for others, dude is just passionate for his loved ones!) -His love for Nobu and his interactions with Mitsuhide can get a little fruity, not gonna lie. -Technically orphan since we don't really hear much about his family aside from his poor upbringing and having to be a bum to get by until Nobu came into his life. Agas in discord has also told us about RL Hideyoshi and how much his mom loved Kennyo and I think that's funny to think about sometimes. -Frequently violent but only when it comes to protecting his loved ones. He thinks one of them is in trouble and the man will go feral trying to find a way to help them. Overall speaking, he's not particularly violent, I don't think though.

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-Nothing anyone says is gonna make me change my mind about this man being bisexual. Nope, not happening. -Technically a tragic backstory as he frequently does Team Oda's dirty work of spying and torture, but his tragic backstory is not quite to the extent that some other characters go through, like poverty, figure-headness, and killing a loved one.

-Technically frequently violent, but it's mostly in the pranks he pulls. Not ferally violent, in a sense. He's sneaky about his violent tendencies. You don't want to mess with his wife, after all. -Divorced? He's a double agent that always goes back to his ex (Team Oda).

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-Being an immortal vampire means you must have some complexities and that doesn't excuse you being fruity, monsieur. -Technically an orphan as I don't think we hear much about his birth family as we do Leonardo and Vlad. They're mentioned sometimes but no word on their current status as he tends to focus more on his found family. Until I get confirmed status, he's orphan status to me, thus why the creation of his found one. -Divorced from Vlad, duh.

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-Listen. Listen. Devon/batteryrose was onto something with shipping Nokto and Slivio. Plus, been thinking of finding ways of shipping my OC and him with Rio. Just something about Nokto and the Bentonite princes does something to my mind, okay?

-Technically an orphan after what happened to his and Licht's mom, plus the whole reason for the Belle procedure is because his dad died. Maybe it doesn't count because he was an adult when his dad died, but, technically speaking, both his parents are dead, so... -Murderer by technicality because of Blood-stained Roses Day (all the princes at the time were said to have participated, so, technically speaking). He also tried to poison some merchants for a business deal, so attempted murderer too, technically?

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-Have you seen this demon when his family is in danger (actual, perceived, or otherwise)? He will go absolutely bat-shit feral when his family is in danger! Once you're under his wings, nothing will stop him from going to the absolute limit and beyond for you.

-Technically divorced from the Celestial Realm because of Circumstances™️, not from a specific person.

-Also on a technicality, because of that... whole war with the Celestial Realm, so some angels were more than likely killed, right?

#krys talks #meme thingys #ikemen sengoku #ikemen vampire #ikemen prince #obey me #hideyoshi toyotomi #mitsuhide akechi #comte de saint germain (ikevamp) #nokto klein #lucifer (obey me) #some other things I didn't get around to talking about above #hideyoshi and mitsuhide are murderers by trade bc both are warlords so that's why that's colored in for both #hideyoshi may also be a frequent rule enforcer but he does soften up around some of them so technically a rule changer than a breaker #nokto having no friends is technically true as he has brothers and his faction isn't all buddy buddy like his twin's faction is #plus he does more business dealings while socializing but we don't really see anyone he really talks to about deep personal things until- #MC comes along #maybe to licht on occasion but they're more estranged currently so Nokto doesn't really have any close personal friends methinks #about Lucifer he is technically an enemy of god (who is his creator) and he went against him for his little sister #turning him back into his angel form and his dream back in NB 38 still sits wrong with me and I hope that gets addressed in future lessons #if it'd had just been bc of his ring reacting to him or something that would have been one thing but... still sits wrong with me #and thinking on it now still thinking if Lucifer is more of a rule breaker or a rule changer #his downfall was bc of rule breaking in the first place #and he's a rule enforcer bc of his brothers and their antics #but there are times he does soften up if he sees the rules are actually hurting his family #and change them because he knows first-hand what breaking hard rules does to a person #so as of nowadays #despite his rule-enforcer ways he does bend sometimes if the situation calls for it #those are my thoughts for this #feel free to discuss if you wanna

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Hannibal Lecter would not last five minutes in a Columbo episode but good god I would love to see it

#send tweet #(cuz columbo COOKS!! he would KNOW THE MEAT IS PEOPLE!! agghhh1!!) #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #VERSUS #COLUMBO #release the cracken #columbo: gee those are some big hands you got there sir if you don't mind me saying #oh and just one more thing doc #how d'you fit those banana bunches into a chest cavity? #hannibal: what #columbo: I just meant when you're cooking? with bananas? and you put them in the chest cavity of the animal you're cooking? for flavour? #y'know like one of those fruit-with-meat dishes? #my wife she does a great duck a l'orange #also: hannibal would break the fourth wall in order to murder the mad theremin player responsible for the soundtrack

[rexscanonwife]

Grrggh...good morning everypony = w = I rewatched the episode of the ppg reboot where Utonium gets a girlfriend...

#jane journals #self insert talk #🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬 #i woke up at 5 in the gah damn morning and MY HEADPHONES are gone so im gonna have to ride the bus w/o them >:[ #hell on earth 10 dead 4 missing!!! #and i choose to do this before i go ajfjg #anyways this sucks #like im not bothered by love interests but this whole reboot is ass and the characters are badly written #but theres like....at least one or two cute moments where utonium is smooth with it >//< #it cant even get the FIRST THING RIGHT ABOUT HIM THO #in literally THE FIRST EPISODE he says that spiders creep him out and they basically just. not even ignore but contradict it entirely #for why? the purpose of this ep where the love interest studies spiders and turns into one ig #they could say that hes PRETENDING to like them because he likes her. but they didnt do that #ALSO why spider? why not werewolf? that would be hot #and the love interest is that bland brand of 'adorkable' thats so disingenuous #on the other hand i DO like spiders. and the way she talks to one and like treats it like a pet...yeah id do that ._. #and idk they always write utonium as way more harsh than he'd usually be especially with bubbles #he wouldnt tell her shes being SELFISH by not wanting to give away her last piece of popcorn to a spider #especially when she barely got any #maybe he'd remind her that its GOOD to be generous BUT NOT CALL HER SELFISH #but yeah....theres maybe a moment or two 😒 #like when his love interest spoils a whole MOVIE for the girls and ofc theyre upset #but he holds her face and says 'everything i need to see is right here'...>//< #THAT was smooth #and idk they don't play with the idea of the girls wanting to break them up ENOUGH #they just write one fake email and its done. then spider reveal #it sucks maybe i shouldnt have started my day this way 😂😂😂 #whatever hopefully work is good!! #and i always have og utoniom to think about 🥺👉👈💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘

[girlwiththegreenhat]

having just made it to KITT vs KARR i stand by my point that KARR has done nothing wrong ever in his life

#liz blogs #karr #kr #knight rider #knight rider spoilers #goofy tag to use for a 40 year old show but listen. #uh. i do what i want FDBHJGSBHJDFGBJHDSFG #BRO WAS DEALT SUUUUUCH A DIRTY HAND IN LIFE. GOD. HE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK #maybe if people were nice to him and everyone wasnt always using/abandoning him for no reason he wouldn't be mean :( #listen if i was a robot and i was programmed poorly/Evil and then blamed for it shut down and left to rot in a warehouse #I WOULD BE PISSED OFF TOO !!!! UNFAIR. MEAN TO HIM. RUDE. Y'ALL ARE ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!!!! #and then you get woken up and try to Leave and everyones calling you evil for it. like. bruh he has consistently been the victim of bullshi #leave him aloooooooone hes scared :( #karr haters do not interact. he is misunderstood #like yeah maybe he almost did a little homicide and a fuckton of theft but. i could fix him #i think if he had One (1) friend he would be normal. one guy on his side that isn't trying to do crimes #rip this is the 1980s my man is NOT getting understanding and a redemption arc but he DESERVES one #WE *CAN* STEVEN UNlVERSE OUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE GUYS. TRUST ME #also love that he drove off a cliff and EXPLODED in his first ep and now hes just. there. under the sand. in one piece. for some reason #built like the iron giant he literally pulled himself together but could not pull himself outta the sand #making a get-along shirt the size of a two car garage and shoving kitt and karr both into it. be nice. make up. right now

[yaoianime]

Soon im rly gonna do it

#🕸️ #sui mention #< in the tags tho cuz it feels nicer to talk abt this in tags than in the post itself cuz to me posts are like talking normally but tags are #like whispering? talking you can tune out if you want but whispering is rather more voluntary to say it doesnt matter however #every single year passes and i wish i didnt live in each and every one of them i feel disconnected dissatisfied empty disappointed every day #it can be a small part of a day or a bigger but its still there clenching onto me like and never letting go im tired of it theres always a #wall between me and otyer ppl im unsure if i put it there or was it put there by other ppl but its there and even if anyone tries to reach #into it do i understand how even if close are we really far away it makes me understand just how much of an abnormality i am and how much i #cant ever be like them no matter how much i try and climb and crawl until i bleed its exhausting its maddening #almost everything i do is shaped by spite i wear one bracelet for years out of spite i dont smoke out of spite i dont shave my hands not #only because im normal abt body hair but also out of spite the more i know ppl the spiteful i get only way for me to truly like someone is #to keep them at a lenght outside that wall if they get in then theres only two choices for them to dislike me or even hate my entire being #or me to shove them back out without ever letting them get in #coworkers say im a nice kind person but im not its all just a facade to make my life easier and to suit myself im hateful but i dont believe #its entirely my fault after all they will to my face make fun of. laugh at. and hate everything of me they would see in other ppl that dont #hide it deep within like i do and then it rly hits me how different abnormal foul disgusting and unnatural i am #im hit with his every talk that goes on too long every word that keeps going every touch every expression every comment made on my behalf #its exhausting to live this way i fear im near my limit i havent reached it but who knows when i will #i sometimes dream of doing it and leaving behind a note wishing nothing but painful suffering to everyone i ever knew irl but i dont want to #do that to my best friends and my dog but who knows how long its left before the thread breaks #thats all like comment and subscribe if you personally would do me a favor by taking me out back and shooting me