#aka the best boys

[panevanbuckley]

BoBWeek2023 ▸ day seven || favourite scene

#I ACTUALLY COMPLETED IT??! #literally don't think i've ever participated in or completed an appreciation week for anything before #and i did all of these the day before they needed to be posted whilst still working so frankly this is an achievement 😂 #also yes this scene lives rent free in my head. many feels about it 🥺 #bobweek2023 #hbowardaily #band of brothers #ronald speirs #harry welsh #dick winters #carwood lipton #lewis nixon #aka the best boys #bobedit #userbbelcher #tvedit #bandofbrothersedit #mine

[mkkk12345]

Mishaps in the potionology classroom

Malleus x reader

A late-night tutoring session turned into a night of frantically looking through textbooks and babysitting a baby dragon. 

We all know what started this, I would die for this little guy he’s precious, no spoiler warning cos I’m not on JP server lol. 

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What were you going to tell Lillia? How well will Silver take this? How is Sebek going to kill you? These were the questions that floated through your mind as you held a baby dragon prince in your arms. What were you going to do now… after an incident like this you were surely going to be on some fae hit list. 

It was an accident you swear, but that didn’t matter now did it, how impromptu tutoring session come to this? 

It all started when you asked Malleus for some assistance with your potionology class homework, you wouldn't normally ask someone like him who probably had something better to do than tutor you but it was late at night and you were desperate. You had spotted him out the window of your room in Ramshackle when the idea popped into your head. Ask him a few questions out the window and it would be over, right? 

Wrong. 

“Tsunotaro do you have a minute to spare?” you asked him as he turned his head up in surprise

As always he answered with a smile “Why yes of course I do, I always have time for you my dearest perfect.” relief flooded your features and you started to explain your situation.

“There are a few questions on this potionology homework that aren't clicking, I dont think it will take too long but would you like to come inside it's colder than I thought out there.” How could you resist, it was only the proper thing to do no? He is a prince after all, and it was indeed unusually cold out tonight it couldn't hurt to invite him into your dorm. 

You quickly rush to the door to let him in, guiding him to your room where Grimm was, as expected still sound asleep on your bed belly up snoring. “Please excuse him, you know how he is.” you sigh as he chuckled,

“Please don’t worry, now what did you need help with my dear” Your heart skipped a beat almost dropping the extra chair you were bringing over to your desk. 

Sitting down and clearing your throat you begin your impromptu tutoring session with Malleus “W-we’ll there's this part here-” 

With Malleus’s help, you quickly progressed to the last question but as you read it your eyes grew wide, how could you overlook this? “Using the recipe provided on page 324 of the textbook please recreate the potion you have been studying. Oh god, how did I miss Professor Crewel telling us about that in class?” you bury your face in your hands in defeat. 

Unbeknownst to you a smile grew on Malleuses face “Worry not child of man, shall we go to the potionology classroom? I’m sure even the spirits that roam the halls of the school would not dare to stop you if I came along.” 

“Is that really ok? I mean it's midnight we aren't even supposed to be out of our dorms at this time of the night.” lifting your head you looked at him with worry in your eyes. 

“You may place your trust in me, I shall take the fall if anything were to happen.” You sigh giving into desperation for a second time tonight. 

And that's how you were now stuck in the potionology classroom with a baby dragon frantically calling Grimm for help. Was it the best thing to do at the moment? No. But what else could you do? Calling a professor was out of the question, you could be expelled for something like this. Calling one of the other first years was also out of the question, you didn't want to drag them into this either.  So you went to your last resort, Grimm. 

“Y/N where are you do you know what time it is?” Grimm sleepy shouted into the phone. 

“Grimm I’m sorry for waking you up but I’m in a sticky situation right now, I’ll explain everything later but right now I need you to come down to the potionology classroom it's urgent-” Just then little dragon Malleus decided he was bored and wanted out of your arms, “Hey Tsunotaro stay still-” it was then that the little guy swung his tail up knocking the phone out of your hands and onto the floor, effectively ending the call. 

“Well at least that might get him to come over here quicker,” you sighed as you tried to wrangle Malleus to stay in your arms. “What are we going to do with you little Tsunotaro, I can only assume that what we made and accidentally splashed onto you was an age-reversal potion of some kind.” you held him out hands under his arms like someone would hold a long cat. 

A few minutes later Grimm slams the door open “Y/N, are you ok!” Grimm shouted out of breath from the long run over to the potionology classroom. 

“Yeah sorry to worry you Grimm, Tsunotaro made me drop the phone,” you said as you turned towards Grimm, bringing the little dragon closer to your body. 

With a confused expression, he cocked his head to the side and pointed at the little guy in your arms, “Is that?” 

“Yeah” Filling Grimm in on the situation you sat down on the floor and subconsciously began to play with Malleus’s little feet, petting him as if he were a cat. In your defense, he was cat-shaped and sized and he seemed to begin to relax in your lap as well. 

“So what do we do now?” Grimm asked now coming closer to the little dragon in your lap to get a closer look. 

“Well if you could pass me that textbook and help me look for a solution to this before anyone finds out that would be great.” You looked at him with a tired smile. 

A few minutes had passed and Grimm walked over to you and pulled at your sleeve too afraid of what would happen if the sleeping dragon in your lap woke up. He looked up at you and back down to the textbook in his hand pointing at a particular sentence in the page. You quietly read it aloud “There is no way to reverse the effects of the potion, the amount of time the potion is in effect is determined by the amount of potion the individual comes in contact with.” you sighed in relief,  from what you could tell only a few drops had landed on him. “Judging by the table here he should be back to normal in a few hours,” you finally allowed yourself to release the breath you were holding. Now looking back down at little baby Malleus in your lap you could finally take in how absolutely adorable he was, his tiny wings, those eyes that were slightly disproportionate to the rest of his head, the way he squished his little head into your stomach. Looking back up at Grimm you smiled “Ok let’s clean up the evidence and go back to Ramshackle to get some rest, we might have a little explaining to do tomorrow.”

Somehow you and Grimm had managed to get back to ramshackle without incident and without waking the sleeping dragon in your arms. Upon entering the dorm Grimm spoke up “So where are ya gonna put baby Tsunotaro for tonight? Because I am not giving up my spot in bed.” Grimm stood defiantly in front of your shared bed. 

“Grimm please dont be stubborn, it's just for one night, plus he is the future ruler of the Briar Valley, who knows what hitlist the fae will put us on if he gets mad” You stare at Grimm with a fearful expression (fake of course but Grimm doesn't have to know that). And with that, the three of you were off to bed. Although things might have turned out in Grimm's favor because for the rest of that night every time you weren't holding little Malleus in your arms, he would whine and make a fuss until you would take him back into your arms against your warm body for cuddles. 

As per usual the next morning you awoke to your alarm clock blaring from the bedside table. As you groaned you attempted to move to turn the wretched thing off but instead, you were met with the realization someone was holding you, preventing you from moving. “Allow me a few more minutes of bliss please dear.” a husky low voice borderline growled into your ear as one of his arms reached over you to shut off the alarm clock. 

“Malleus?!” this is not what you were expecting to wake up to this morning. You thought you would wake up with a tiny little dragon in your arms if your calculations were correct, maybe the potion didn't work as well on fae? You thought as you stared up at his handsome face who stared back at you. 

“Yes, my dear prefect? Is something the matter?” he looked at you inquisitively, surely he didn't think this was normal right? To wake up and just be cuddling with someone?

“Ah well um I just thought I would be waking up to a little dragon this morning.” you laughed awkwardly as you tried to relax in his hold. 

“Worry not, a potion as weak as that would not have such an effect on me. Oh or are you perhaps disappointed at the fact you no longer get to see me as an infant? Lilla has told me I was quite cute back then.” he chuckles as your red face burying yourself in the sheets. 

“He isn't wrong, you were very adorable,” you spoke softly from under the sheets.

Malleus then suddenly pulled your body closer to his, ”Am I no longer cute now dear? Oh how you wound me” he spoke as he tucked his face into the crook of your neck. 

If you thought you were red before, now you were probably even redder than Riddle's hair “Well I… I think your quite handsome now…” you whispered as your hand moved to stroke his hair. “Not that you weren't handsome before this or anything! I just-” 

“Will you two get a room or something?! Can't a cat get some extra sleep before class without lovey-dovey fools realizing feelings so loud?!” Grimm shouted as he got out of bed and walked out of the bedroom “Geez, not even one day of peace in this damn dorm.” he grumbled under his breath before slamming the door shut. 

And with that, the two of you burst into a fit of laughter enjoying one another warmth under the covers for a little while longer before getting ready for school yourselves. 

“Hey isn't your dorm going to go into a panic looking for you this morning?” You asked Malleus from the bathroom as you got dressed. 

He responded with a chuckle “Worry not, Lillia came to find me earlier this morning. The only one I would worry about is Sebek.” he spoke with a smirk on his face. 

Back in Diasomnia

“WAKA SAMAAAAAAAA HAS ANYONE SEEN WAKA SAMA,” a certain green hair crocodile was currently screaming his head off as if someone had died. 

The usually sleepy silver-haired boy crossed his arms and shook his head at the sight, “It’s going to be a long morning.” 

All the while the pink-haired ​​vice house warden was laughing his head off at the sight of the chaos occurring. 

#twisted wonderland #twst x reader #malleus draconia #twst malleus #malleus x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst #twisted wonderland malleus #baby malleus aka the best thing to ever happen to my what a beautiful baby boy cutiepatooty little baby boy

[turtleblogatlast]

The fact that Leo can go literally anywhere on earth to be alone with his thoughts at a single moment’s notice is something that shakes around in my head all the time. Like, portals and teleportation are amazing and convenient abilities both in and out of battle, but they could also so easily be used to run away as well.

I don’t think Leo ever would, at least not most of the time. He loves his family too much, and is too dependent on their love and attention to cut himself off so suddenly like that, but it’s a very real possibility nonetheless.

It’s a good thing Leo’s overall temper is more on the mild side and he prefers going to his room or something to complete solitude, because it really is dangerous for a kid to have the ability to isolate themselves like that at their fingertips.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #and like #it doesn’t even have to be on purpose either #anything could happen where Leo goes out to travel real quick somewhere and suddenly he can’t get back #sure Donnie has the trackers but trackers only do so much when the one you’re tracking is across the globe #that one short of Leo ending up trapped hanging off the Eiffel Tower all alone when he’s still new to portaling #is actually a bit terrifying when viewed through a more serious adult lens #don’t mind me just doing what I like to do best aka think about Leo and his abilities #I’m still saying tho that his abilities make running away so easily #and he’s quite good at that #even if he’s physically there his MASK lets him run away from truly processing unwanted situations or conversations #imagine Draxum telling the boys about the other hidden cities and Leo takes it upon himself to go scout them out #and he does so going around and letting his bros know of the cities he finds here and there #only to end up in one that cuts off foreign mystic energy #like imagine being suddenly cut off and alone #this ability can be SO USEFUL up until it’s cut off midway and suddenly uh oh it’s horrifying

[itsnotzka]

Cahir 🔥

#aka best boi #Vicovaro homie #Cahir #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #witcher #the witcher fanart #the Witcher books #the Witcher #no AI art

[rockieriel]

can we talk abt this for a sec (s6e17)

#if not boy best friends turned boy kiss friends aka husbands then why emergy contact person #tagging as #hilson #bc im insane<3 #sorry for the bar on the second pic it wouldn't go away</3 i hate technology #if you see me post it before no you didn't im still figuring out how tumblr posting works even tho I've been using this site since forever #house md #lucien talks

[incaseyouart]

Langa <3

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#langa #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #aka lasagna #best boy #snow dude #my art #digital art #langa hasegawa

[theforsakenprince]

Yusuke Kitagawa painting Tokyo red in the Persona 5 opening

#aka best boy #persona 5 #p5 #yusuke kitagawa #kitagawa yusuke #p5 edit #persona #fox persona 5 #userfarllee #arcticgifs

[cienie-isengardu]

Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Scenography (1)

[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke's Fall]

#mortal kombat #mk1 behind the scenes au #bi han #kuai liang #johnny cage #tomas vrbada #frost #shang tsung #lin kuei grandmaster #aka the dad of lin kuei bros #don't tell me johnny wouldn't want use all the special powers of his friends for the best visual effects! #but also kuai and tomas tried to avoid freezing #they know too well that bi-han using his powers affect the temperature #but johnny thought they advise him against asking bi han for help because their brother wouldn't agree or could be angry about that #so he went to their dad because if grandmaster agreed then bi han can't be angry at him #but grandmaster knew all too well his kids and figured out that kuai liang and tomas tried to avoid working in cold #so decided to send there bi han (who took frost the youngest of pack) because the middle boys feel like slacking in their training XDDD #bi han and frost have a fun while kuai liang and tomas have a training as a treat XDD #in old/mythologies timeline bi han and kuai had younger sister so why not add frost as such #making the youngest & oldest vs middle kids kind of sibling relationship #shang tsung suffers by the way #as we all know he would prefer to have tropic island than a cold old fortress in the middle of nowhere

[girlboss-malewife-gauntlet-melee]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT OH I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

(BUT PLS DONT ACTUALLY KILL EACH OTHER LOCKWOOD FANDOM, REMINDER ITS JUST A POLL)

propaganda:

SHOW

the buttered toast scene in ep 5 (pollrunner note: for those who dont know, lucy orders toast, and lockwood takes it and butters it for her wordlessly, than looks at her like "wasnt that great?? pls love me" - 👾)

lucy is one of the most powerful listeners there ever was while Lockwood cheers her on and compliments her on national television even though she absolutely didn’t want that in a very “that’s my wife” way

lockwood owns his own agency that he founded, has perfect rapier technique, thinks he’s gods gift but even with all of that he still makes anything and everything about lucy with a proud and admirative look on his face while lucy is out there being the most powerful listener there is chilling with her pet type 3 ghost

BOOK

Lockwood is a homeowner at age 15 and he wanders around it drinking tea and charming people into giving him yhings. Lucy carlyle is a hotheaded aggressive and EXTREMELY powerful agent in his ghost hunting company. They both get shit done but in OPPOSITE ways. They have an interes5ing way of rejecting traditional gendered tropes- the sensitive dude and the bullheaded girl- that is both simple and INTENSELY complicated within their narrative, which i think qualifies them for the title.

she is the protagonist of the series, a once in a generation prodigy, the most powerful listener since Marissa Fittes, the list goes on. He likes to drink pulpy orange juice and strain it throught his teeth to pretend to be a blue whale

Imagine a buff kind of irritated teenage girl with a sword. No, shes even cooler. That's better. Now imagine a rich preppy guy. No, thats too much like Patrick Bateman. Think Artemis Fowl. Ok youtr there. Hope yhis helps :)

they are PERFECT for each other. she recognises the subtleties in his smiles and he allows himself to be vulnerable in front of her

#yes both were specified multiple times #!!!! #lockwood and co #polls #locklyle (show) #locklyle (books) #genuinely idk how yall are gonna go about this #ik who I want (this is 👾 aka krash lol) #but hoooo boy for some people.. #best of luck and remember altho only 1 will make it #its just a poll u can love them both and pls dont hate each other forever :thumbsup: #with that being said. throws book in ur face /silly

[addamvelaryon]

Bloody Ben & Oakenfist

Artist: sakegirii

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #fire and blood #benjicot blackwood #alyn velaryon #fanart #asoiaf art #matching art for these two #aka addam’s best boys 🤍

[manofmanymons]

Apparently my two types of genshin ship are "wholesome best friends" and "annoying person x annoyed person who still loves them"

Where these two overlap is xingyun

#thomaya #rannett #eulamber #xingyun #kavetham #ayaitto #diluven #there is a third type I forgot about bc it only applies to one ship #i call it soft boy x dead best friend #aka tomokazu #officially adding #neuvifuri

[hazel-shithappens]

Nishida needs a raise.

(Also here's a little chibi of Majima's type ;3)

#kazumaji #majima goro #yakuza majima #yakuza kiwami #kiryu kazuma #kiryu chan #yakuza nishida #aka nishida best boy #incorrect quotes #fanart #hand sketch #scribbles

[teddyniffler]

Every day I am reminded that Tom Riddle helped Ginny write that love poem to Harry.

Tom, bored of Ginny already and holding in his laughter: You could always compare his eyes to toads, they are green.

Ginny: His eyes are as green as ... a fresh pickled toad!

Tom, now crying with laughter: It's beautiful, Ginny.

Ginny: His Hair is as dark as a Blackboard. I wish he was mine...

(Tom: Kill me now)

Tom, oozing with hatred at Harry: How about 'He's really divine', as he must have god-like powers to stop You Know Who after all...

(Tom: I must know how he lived... how did he survive? I must meet this boy)

Tom, now seething in sarcasm: How about ending it with, something like, 'Hero who conquered the Dark Lord' that's a good ending.

(Tom: I wonder if anybody picks up on the Dark Lord part. I would love to get the girl's family framed for being my supporters...)

Tom, rolling his eyes: Okay Ginny, show me the finished poem please.

Ginny: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine. The hero who conquered the Dark Lord. 🥰💝🥰

Tom, trying to rip out his own pages: Ginny, it's the best thing I've ever heard. He will just love it.

#harry potter #Tom Riddle #Ginny Weasley #I actually feel for Tom during Chamber of Secrets #Like he has to act so nice to her when all along he's probably got a headache and is having flashbacks to the orphanage. #Ginny talking to Tom about her hair. Her clothing. The boy she likes and how cute he is (aka Tom's enemy) #Tom just wants to murder people #and Ginny is telling him all about her favourite Quiddich team and which nail varnish is her best colour #The love poem was the final straw... Tom was about to pull out his own pages

[bylertruther]

byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶 #they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here] #in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄 #clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait . #DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas

[warnadudenexttime]

Girls (me): “I can fix him!l

The ‘Him’ in question:

#thomas sanders #tw vertigo #my edit #Krocket #rswr #roleslaying with roman #aka best character aka my boy aka

[bluereo]

Another au becouse im dumb.

Time travel au?

Okay, soo imagine some failed experiment, artefact or ground bridge malfunction that makes Optimus swap places with his younger version.

Optimus prime leader of the autobots sudenly appearing in Kaon in front of Megatronus, Soundwave and anyone who was with them.

And Orion Pax appearing on earth in autobot base with bots he mostly don't know and some tiny organics.

The chaos both of them could create. Like, Optimus trying not to say too much about what happened between him and his Megatron becouse he "doesn't want damage timeline or some shit" and talking about it would be terrible for him. In the meantime Megatronus going kinda wild becouse his sweet small archivist is now taller then him and much much stronger.

But on earth there is even more chaos. Orion from Ratchet's stories is completely different from this one. They imagined him as sweet calm cute and totally pacifist. And here comes real feral archivist ready to throw fists, bite and scratch. Like, he still is very intelligent, gentle and lovely most of the time but if you piss him of he is ready to fight. Don't forget that he wanted to overthrow government and helped creating decepticon cause. He is like a domesticated animal, he knows he shouldn't bite but it doesn't mean he won't.

Bonus: Megatronus definitely teached him how to fight when they were planning revolution. You can't tell me otherwise

I imagine Orion getting along good with Wheeljack. He would remind Pax of gladiators he used to spent a lot of time with.

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Edit: part 2 is posted

#i dont know what i should do with ideas #my english is shit #i hope its still good to understand #oriona feral boi aka best boi #im obsessed #transformers prime #optimus prime #transformers #megatron #orion pax #tfp optimus #megop #megaop #tfp #i will just leave it there #i have no idea #wheeljack #maccadam