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#abby morningstar
janeway-lover · 26 days
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why not? tell us
Why don't I just run you through with a sword instead?
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violet-yimlat · 6 months
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Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
Asexual friend groups be like: *Being of pure stardust* *two-hundred year old half demon* *fucker-upper of reality and splitter-into-three-people* *T̴̠̲̈́h̶̥͇͎̿͗̕ę̶͔̀̋͠ ̴̨̫̞̕͠u̶̱̣̟̍͌̌͆ņ̶̣̎̀k̷͉͛̈́n̴̖̪̈́ō̴̩͉̳w̶̰͕̥̌n̸̟̭̺̄ ̷̰̳̝̈͝* *the hive-mind of evil bats* *Abby*
@helphowdoiusethis @professional-termite @echosghoast @hivemindofevilbats @janeway-lover (I don’t know about you, but the rest of us are asexual and I don’t want to leave you out lol)
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*brings tiny baby rabbit to door of cottage* "uriel? abby?"
RABBIT?
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helphowdoiusethis · 6 months
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Dear family, @janeway-lover @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon @professional-termite @echosghoast @violet-yimlat @iceeericeee @morningbloodystar @the-almighty-lucifer @g00brielandbeez @maze-of-bad-bitches @fallen-starmaker @adam-n-dog @tiny-anon @angel-and-the-serpent
I have decided to
quit my chaos bullshit
And instead be a
Calm child
Sike, like I would I'm just going to become more crazy.
Jay .S. Morningstar
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e-w-w-morningstar · 5 months
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Oh Eddie! I've got something for you! But you have to come out of the floorboards if you want it.
*the floorboards still rattle and shake* no! im not coming out!
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angel-and-the-serpent · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes! @urielwiththegoodhair @janeway-lover @avis-morningstar @hivemindofevilbats @fallen-starmaker @angelo-rib-shack @professional-termite
Abby: Angel, Eddie, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing? Angel, *trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Eddie is sitting atop:* Oh nothing much. Eddie: love you too :)
Eddie: Wait, hold up, why you draw yourself like that? Angel: Uh, like what? Eddie: Like with gorgeous, muscular legs. Angel: Uh, this is what I look like. Eddie: Angel: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE! Eddie: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones. Avis: I wanna have a cowboy hat! Angel: Okay, arms and hat. draws them Uriel: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too! Angel: You can't just take Avis's hat idea, Uriel! They thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing! Uriel: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL! Hive: Put Uriel on one of those stupid baby tricycles. Uriel: NO!! Angel: Tricycle, done. draws it Ali, want anything? Alistair, making finger guns: Pew pew. Angel: A blaster?! No, that's not really our style, Ali. Ali, making finger guns: Pew pew. Angel: You know what, okay. draws it But it's just for holding, not for shooting. the real story of how the simps started talking...
Ali: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? Abby: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Ali: Friends? Abby: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Uriel: We both love butterflies. Ali: Aww– Uriel: And beating people up. Ali: Oh, okay.
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professional-termite · 5 months
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a purely professional relationship, definitely NOT a qpr
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@janeway-lover @urielwiththegoodhair
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puck-the-devil · 6 months
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If you're mean to Minnie I will beat you up.
Oh-ho! A threat? And what brought this on?
You were being so nice to me earlier. How temperamental of you.
What makes you think I would be mean, mm?
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Lucifer was going to kill him.
There's no question about it; he's definitely screwed.
What exactly was Death going to do that would anger his brother so much? That's easy.
He had to reap his niece. Death feared for his life.
His brother's mob of adopted children had far too many close calls with him for anyone's comfort, but this was not that. No, this was the natural end of a rather unnaturally long life. (Not that anyone had done this on purpose, of course. But Reality bent to the Morningstar family quite willingly.)
“Hello, Uncle. I wondered how long it would be until you came for me.”
“YOU COULD HAVE MUCH LONGER IF YOU WISHED.”
“I've already had long enough, Uncle. I'm ready.”
“IS YOUR FATHER? HAVE YOU TOLD HIM?”
“Pah, Lucifer tends to panic about this sort of thing. I didn't want to worry him.”
“AND SO YOU WOULD RATHER WORRY ME. HE WILL HAVE MY SKULL FOR THIS, YOU KNOW.”
“He won't do anything of the sort. Not if he doesn't want me to haunt him for ages.”
“I STRONGLY BELIEVE HE WOULD NOT MIND THAT.”
“I'd help Jay with their glitter.”
“HE WOULD MIND THAT.”
A laugh turns into a cough and a bony hand comes up to pat a withered back. 
“Uncle?”
“YES?”
“How much time is left?”
An hourglass is pulled out of long dark robes. The carvings on the wood are elaborate, filled with imagery of Heaven, Hell, and Earth. It is also, inexplicably, covered in glitter.
Only a few grains of sand remain in the top. As the last remaining grains fall, Death hesitates. She can see this, of course. She's seen the same expression on her siblings countless times when they don't want to do something they have to.
“Did you bring the sword or the scythe?”
“THE SCYTHE. IT FELT APPROPRIATE.”
“Damn. The sword is way cooler. Could I see it?”
Death pulls his scythe out and is met with the same oohs and aahs that one would expect from a child seeing a dinosaur for the first time.
“I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING, CHILD.”
“Is it helping?”
“A LITTLE.”
The last grain of sand falls from the hourglass, and a blade sharper than anything is swung with perfect aim.
“I still think the sword would have been cooler.”
“HOW DO YOU FEEL?”
“I'm dead, Uncle.”
“YOUR FATHER IS GOING TO KILL ME.”
“No he won't. He knew full well that I was mortal. And it's not like it's your fault. You're just doing your job. You didn't kill me anymore than he did.”
“THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE.”
“Ha! I'm gonna tell Jay you said that.”
“PLEASE DO NOT. THAT ONE SCARES ME.”
“Jay scares everyone, calm down. And you’re their uncle too. Everyone knew this would happen at some point, I don’t know why you’re so worried.”
“CHILD, ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW MANY SUPERNATURAL BEINGS ARE GOING TO HUNT ME DOWN FOR THIS? THERE’S YOUR FATHER, THE LEGION -”
“You mean Eric.”
“YES, THE LEGION. JAY, EDREK, MINNIE -”
“I’m sorry, you think Minnie is going to hunt you down? Uncle, come on now, be serious.”
“I DO NOT LIKE TO UPSET THEM. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD.”
“You and me both.”
“NOT TO MENTION THAT ARCHANGEL THAT IS SO FOND OF YOU.”
“Uncle, I know full well that you know Uriel’s name.”
“I HAVE NO DESIRE TO INVOKE THEIR NAME AND SUMMON THEM.”
“Fine. So, how does this work? I love you, but I don’t think that the afterlife is an endless gabfest with Death.”
“IT IS NOT. I AM SUPPOSED TO ESCORT YOU TO YOUR PLACE OF ETERNAL REST, EITHER HEAVEN OR HELL.”
“Okay, so which am I going to?”
“WELL -”
“That doesn’t sound good.”
“YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR LIFE IN A CONTRACT WITH LUCIFER.”
“He adopted me, I didn’t sell my soul to him. And I thought the rules were changed after all the shit with Enoch.”
“THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HEAVEN LOOKS UPON IT WITH MUCH MORE FAVOR.”
“Okay, well, I can deal with Hell. I haven’t kept up with all the updates Jesus has made in the past few decades, but I’m sure it can’t be too bad. It’s not like I’d be sent to one of the worse Hell Loops.”
“DO YOU WANT YOUR FATHER TO KILL ME? NO, I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE YOU TO HELL. I VALUE MY EXISTENCE FAR TOO MUCH FOR THAT.”
“Uncle, you’re not making any sense. I’m not welcome in Heaven, you’re not taking me to Hell, what else is there? Being a ghost? I don’t want that.”
“I COULD TAKE YOU TO HEAVEN. I DO NOT KNOW THAT THEY WOULD ACCEPT YOU. BUT WE CAN TRY.”
“Alright, we can try. Could I say goodbye to everyone first? If Heaven does accept me, I’d like to talk to Dad again first.”
“OF COURSE.”
A spectral hand holds a skeletal one, and the two of them vanish, off to say one last round of goodbyes. 
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novaspacoz · 5 months
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@janeway-lover
I might have made things worse here…
- curse anon
I WANT TO EXPLODE!! EVERYTHING HURTS! WHY ARE MY CLOTHES TOUCHING MY BODY?? WHY CAN I FEEL IT???
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janeway-lover · 2 months
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Hello eldest sibling
-@avis-morningstar
Hey, what's up Avis?
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violet-yimlat · 6 months
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A bit about me! I meant to do this for a while but Procrastination!
Hi I’m Violent I mean Violent I mean Violent I mean Violet I mean Violent I mean Violet Morningstar (but more on that later). I’m 16 and my birthday is in October. I have ADHD and Autism. I’m Asexual. My Myers-Briggs type is INTP and my Eneagram is four. I’m a Libra, but that means literally nothing.
I’m female, I use She and It pronouns, and I identify as a demon. I use the demonkin and fallen angelkin labels.
And now it’s later. I have quite an odd family life because, like several others here on Tumblr I have been adopted by @morningbloodystar because that just seems to be what he does.
So that’s my dad. Which makes @chloe-decker-lapd my sort of mom.
My irl mom is also on Tumblr. I won’t @ her, but in the event of an actual emergency, she’s cakeomatic.
My siblings, the best and only internet siblings (and exclusively online friends) I’ve ever had in order of age are;
@ask-eric-the-disposable-demon Eric Morningstar. I’m pretty sure that he’s closest in age to our dad (like, how big are the age gaps between angels anyway?) but whatever, he’s our brother. He can turn into a rabbit and multiply like them too (when did you guys get the “multiplying like rabbits” joke in Zootropolis?)
@e-w-w-morningstar Eddie W.W Morningstar, who is sometimes a termite and crawled out of the ground in the 18 something-somethings. He has several children including @jessica-woodson-morningstar , my favourite niece.
@janeway-lover Abby Morningstar. She’s “the sensible one”, and apparently she’s cool with that. Big sister energy. One of these days, she’s going to end up saving all of our asses. @urielwiththegoodhair’s partner. SIMPS.
@helphowdoiusethis Jay Morningstar. God of glitter, Quing of ducklings (almost wrote dicklings lol) and somehow an ancient entity of stardust with a traumatic backstory while also being about a year older than me.
Me. I accidentally turned into a demon. And now a cursed book called “Evil Wizardry for Beginners” won’t leave me alone. My familiar is @barrythebabyturnip.
@echosghoast Echo Morningstar. Chaos sibling supreme. The younger sibling I never had, and much less annoying than the one I actually do. Can’t wait to commit a crime with you lol.
@hivemindofevilbats Hive. Literally vampire bats.
@adam-n-dog Adam Young. Nearly caused the apocalypse that one time. Great at naming dogs. He has a dog named Dog. Good boy! Good hellhound!
Last but certainly not least, @three-surnames Trixie Espinosa Decker Morningstar. Awesome little sister? Yes. In complete denial about the nature of reality? Also yes.
Also more siblings?
@angel-and-the-serpent @fallen-starmaker @vans-ghost
Then there are my other relatives.
@the-almighty-lucifer Dad from another reality who’s decided that he’s our uncle.
@one-coming-is-enough The aforementioned Uncle J.
@god-in-the-basement said she’d be our weird aunt but I guess she’s our great aunt?
@g00brielandbeez my uncle and how do we feel about Titi? In Spanish tia and tio are aunt and uncle so that’s the combination and it works.
I’m going to list some fandoms I’m in now;
Good Omens
Discworld
Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel
Lucifer
Heaven’s Design Team
Certain literature like Paradise Lost, Dante’s Inferno and Lucifer (as in the 17th century Dutch play)
Obey Me!
Yes, I’m into theology. And mythology. I’m an atheistic Satanist btw.
I like reading, listening to music and drawing, but I haven’t felt very inspired lately. I also like identity theft cosplay.
Well, those are the facts about me, and if none of them make you hate me, then maybe we should hang out sometime!
Always up for shenanigans.
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urielwiththegoodhair · 3 months
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Love, I’m popping down to Hell real quick to help take care of this crucifix thing.
I’ve got a sword and I’m making Eric go with me. I’ll be fine, I promise, I’ll try and be back before dinner.
Please, be safe. If anyone hurts you, I will kill them.
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helphowdoiusethis · 8 months
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Help, how do I do like a intro to this blog?
Hi, I'm helphowdoiusethis or Jay, I'm Genderfluid and AroAce.
dni (not a lot tbh)
a bigot (homophobic, transphobic, aphobic, racist, TERF, mysogynist, etc)
a pedophile or zoophile (if you support pedophilia or zoophilia i will be blocking you immediately)
Here at @helphowdoiusethis, this is my main blog, where I shitpost about good omens, natm, the owl house and sometimes helluva boss or the hobbit.
and I'm also the admin behind the Aziraphale ask blog: @aziraphaletheang3l send an ask that way if you wish.
@rhys-stardust is a part of the Avis Morningstar lore.
My Rp oc blog is @avis-morningstar
My hazbin hotel rp blog is @charliem0rningstar
Have you seen Uriel? Have a look at @urieliswife-urielislife for Uriel appreciation posts!
David Tennant- he is just so gender, Michael Sheen- have you seen him?, Good omens, natm and sanders sides are my passions
A masterpost to my Reverse Au
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Artwork that Matchstickers did of Raziel
I think that's all you need to know really, thanks for Reading this
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heavenshrdepartment · 6 months
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fuck you you're ruining the relationship between abby and uriel :((((((
Good. Angels are not permitted to have relationships with mortals outside what is strictly necessary for their assignments.
@urielwiththegoodhair please cease this violation at once and set a better example for your fellow angels, especially the lower ranks that look up to you as an Archangel.
This is your final warning.
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e-w-w-morningstar · 5 months
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you should definitely fight your sister cause i've got five bucks on her absolutely wiping the floor with you
she is a human. i am a demon thing, now dead. i think i would win...
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