#a sigh and facepalm

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.

“How are you here? And alive?”

Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”

He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”

Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.

#danny phantom #crossovers #dp x mcu #dpxdc #dp x dc #I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid #like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it #only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman #except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it #no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it #if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out #a sigh and facepalm #B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die. #slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer #he freezes #eyes widening #a soft but sharp intake #oh #yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut #bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time #maybe he should get more sleep after all #as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk #I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character #clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that #danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it. #oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on #danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man #gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here) #geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought

[aragarna]

Good Omemes: Exhausted little angel - Michael Sheen as the ever relatable angel Aziraphale in Good Omens (2x01)

#good omens #aziraphale #michael sheen #good omens season 2 #sigh #sighs #facepalm #eyeroll #my gifs #good omemes

[gifs-of-puppets]

Sesame Street (1969-Present)

#sesame street #forgetful jones #facepalm #thinking #sigh #cowboy #muppet #muppets #jim henson #richard hunt #gif #muppet gif #muppets gif #sesame street gif #gifs of puppets

[crazydaymycrazyway]

If Rosalyn and Choi Han got married

Jack, as the wedding officiant: Now, repeat after me

Choi Han, sweating nervously: After me

Jack: ....

Eruhaben, using telepathy to talk to Rosalyn: Are you sure this is the one you want?

#tcf #trash of the counts family #lcf #lout of the counts family #choi han #rosalyn #half-saint jack #eruhaben #golden dragon eruhaben #rosalyn and choi han getting married #i don't ship them #i think #but reading this one reminded me of them #rosalyn is trying hard not to facepalm #choi han is nervous af #eruhaben gives him a deadpan look #cale sighs #alberu is trying hard not to laugh #he has an image to keep #rosalyn × choi han #raon is the ring bearer #on and hong are the flower kids #the archmage marries the swordsmaster

[tomfrogisblue]

Can't wait for Tubbo to come on tomorrow and recite the statistics to the dimensions of the prison, do a complicated serious of jumps holding a Create tool and land face first back at spawn on Quesadilla Island

#if anyones gonna find a random Minecraft backdoor way to escape its gonna be Tubbo “World Eater” Underscore #qsmp #qsmp tubbo #qsmp prison #the admins just do a synchronized collective facepalm then sigh and tp him back

[coral-nerd]

Ladies and gentlefolk, I present the thembo of all time

#coral island #Raj #literally no other character makes me facepalm and sigh as much

[xmcu-fietro]

why is it that when I write fanfic I get wayyyy caught up in details that don't matter (I seriously just googled "types of deer in Poland" so I could figure out the average deer height there and compare it to how tall Nina is next to one in Apocalypse so I could guestimate her height. This, surely, is not crucial to a fanfiction about Peter Maximoff and all his familial angst) and then I get so stuck on big details, like how to actually end a fic??

#brain.... please do what I want. think of ways to wrap this fic up #like youre telling me im spending time doing this and I *still* (after like 2 1/2 years) can't figure out a proper ending for this fic?? #if I don't do this (inconsequential) research though it's gonna bug me that I wasn't “accurate” *facepalm* #sometimes being detail oriented w/ adhd is cool and sometimes it means I am powerless against extensively researching really dumb stuff #sigh #peter maximoff #quicksilver #xmen #nina gursky #xmen apocalypse #the magnet family #fietro's writing

[gemkun]

*winks*

i need to post this purely to get it out so i dont scroll past it everytime i look in my inbox

#* ✦ 𝐈. ❮ ooc ❯ ⸻ ❝ #MONA PLS #WHY #veritas is sighing so loud and facepalming actually #this is the idiot he has to work with #aeons sake #he looks so proud of it i cant do this anymore #okay now i properly write

[inkbotkowalski]

Me, playing Baldur's Gate 3: "I'm a goody two-shoes!!!"

Also me, playing Baldur's Gate 3: "Why won't Astarion let me fuck him 😭"

#oops #choices were made #Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Astarion #Tav #sigh #damn also I interacted with the boar too late apparently #he never tried to bite me #facepalm

[cangrellesteponme]

the worst fucking butler to ever live. but also look at him knitting hehe quirky little spider >:)

#*screams into pillow* #drawing claude is so hard. #maybe my undying hatred for him doesn't help but really his hair had me sighing facepalming running hands through my nonexistent hair #i want to slap his frustrating little face. #turned out well tho! #anyway #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji fanart #black butler #black butler fanart #my art #claude faustus

[hello-th3r3]

*sigh*

#din djarin doodle #drawing #star wars #star wars fanart #pedro pascal #fanart #the mandalorian #din djarin #sigh #facepalm #just a tired father

[drawingway]

Using mods to carry all of my blorbos with me and dont miss a single interaction because they would be at the camp.

#having shadowheart and lae'zel curse each other while Astarion claps to the chaos #and gale in the bg with me just facepalming #wyll and karlach having a deep conversation and banter while the two girls are at each others throats #*sigh* ah #the chaos of this group #baldur's gate 3

[wolfeyedwitch]

Achievement of the day: explaining to my grandparents that I do identify as disabled, and the term generally preferred by the community is 'disabled' rather than 'differently abled'.

This achievement is somewhat mitigated by the fact that immediately afterward my grandfather made a joke that he's not elderly, he prefers the term 'differently aged'.

Sigh.

#i think there's hope for my grandmother #but my grandfather..... #he's an ass and he's had nearly 90 years to perfect the art #he's not (overly) racist or (overly) sexist. he's just an asshole. #irl shit #meatspace stuff #and of course he commented on how i have enough energy to be talking animatedly with them so i cant be too badly off #and i had to explain that this was all my energy for the evening and i was going to go crash afterwards #*facepalm* #sigh

[gifs-of-puppets]

Sesame Street (1969-Present)

#sesame street #telly monster #gina #alison bartlett #facepalm #sad #sigh #muppet #muppets #gif #muppet gif #muppets gif #gifs of puppets

[interdimensionalvoid]

I feel like streber babysits the spooky kids

#and now I’m just imagining that they call him Mr vampire or smth like that #and also like #I’m pretty sure he has taken them to the candy shop #and Kevin is like #streber #why did you bring them #and the kids would be like #it’s #spooky month! #and Streber would be like #I mean #it’s spooky month #and Kevin would be like #lovingly facepalming and sighing #spooky month headcanon #spooky month Kevin #spooky month streber #streber spooky month #kevin spooky month #skid and pump #spooky month skid #spooky month pump #pump spooky month #skid spooky month #candybats #sweet tooth #this happened #it’s canon #sr pelo broke into my house and told me

[countlessrealities]

WHAT'S INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE?

"J-Jokes on you. I-I don't have fuckin' Twitter. I-I'm not a social media addicted teenager. An-And therapy doesn't work on me, s-so..."

Cue to a derisive scoff.

"B-But great personality an-and seductive looks? H-Hell yeah, baby!"

tagged by: @misstantabismuses tagging: @advnterccs @imprvdente @omniishambles (Mobius) @villains4hire (Ash) @modestmuses (Silco) @dynamoprotocol @technodromes (Shredder) & whoever wants to steal it !

#[ ooc :: dash games ] #[ ic :: c137 Rick ] #[[ he's an IDIOT -facepalm- ]] #[[ and he DOES need therapy -sigh- ]] #[[ I think that everything is sort of fitting aside from the tweets xD ]]