#a really elaborate shitpost

[smeltbracket]

stonehenge…

#solar opposites #tervo #this is very old #im realizing i really specialize in making elaborate shitposts for solars more than actual pieces #but i consider it fitting #so i dont really have much old stuff to post actually #unless you wanna see that

[undead-knick-knack]

Moppo Ludinus sits down for an exclusive interview

#does this make sense? #not really but who cares #critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #ludinus da'leth #predathos #moppo #moppo ludinus #elaborate on that #no #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[sparring-spirals]

Bell's Hells, A Summary: Well, We're Pretty In Touch With Our Emotions, But Oh Boy, We're Not Very Good At Handling Them Once We Touch Them.

#subtitle(s) oh god oh god i feel so guilty and she got me a pencil im gonna buy her?? a RING???? that'll fix it! #or i Care About This Robot So Much how do i communicate it #or Man All These Revelations have me feeling kind of funny. time to distribute dynamite in prep for the big plan tomorrow! #or hey our friend is feeling sad lets do an elaborate lie to make them feel better #critical role #cr spoilers #ish? #c3e27 #bell's hells #i have like 6 posts in my drafts going on about the hilarity of this. im really enjoying it #i promise ill shut up about it soon. maybe. #no sorry i got one for orym: well the loss of my husband really rattled me time to be aggressively hypervigilant and self sacrificial <3 #and tbh everything about ashton. remember when ashton was like 'i think i get beat up to see if people watch' #and then CONTINUED TO GET BEAT UP. man i love this party. #shitpost

[essektheylyss]

We have no idea where in Exandria Essek is. He could be at the outpost, or he could be gone and therefore anywhere else. And that information exists somewhere, and we don't know it yet, because it has not been specified on stream, and even any information said outside of the stream could potentially change in game. Or maybe we'll never observe it, and won't ever be able to say with certainty.

Really what I'm saying is.....

Schrödinger's Hot Boi.

#this was in fact an elaborate shitpost setup lmfao #I might be deeply unscientific but I think I'm funny and really that's what matters. #new game: where in the world is essek thelyss #okay shitposts aside this principle of quantum mechanics is genuinely an interesting way to approach canon compliance lmfao #but in actual play in particular. #I will Not elaborate lmfao #critical role #cr spoilers #essek thelyss #shadowgast #also to be clear i do think he's at the outpost. 6 months is a bit quick for Caleb to have gone and visited already

[lilisouless]

I´ve been thinking about AUs where the crows are the sun summoner

Promise, this post is NOT too long.

Jesper & Wylan are too complicated because of the many outcomes, for spoilery reasons. Wylan´s upbring would be bastly diferent , which may reflect on his personality while Jesper having sun summoner powers would change a LOT.

Nina would probably be not so diferent from canon, since she would be loyal but wouldn't stand for hurting innocent people. The relationship with the Darkling would probably be diferent, since (given that she would be like eleven) there wouldn't be romantic interactions and there would be more time to brainwash her into doing what he wants and insolate her from Genya, Zoya or any possible friend (before you tell me "Zoya didn't liked being reemplaced by Alina" yes, but there is a diference between a girl around your age and a younger child, Zoya is not THAT petty)

Inej would either be a fugitive until she dies, or would end up killing the Darkling. Let me explain: Tante Heleen couldn't capture sun summoner Inej, she made a sun beam blind the men that were trying to grab her. So, people star to find out there is a sun sumoner and it was a Suli girl. Then the Darkling prioritizes his search into the sun summoner and stars going after Suli girls around that age. He either never finds Inej and if he does it, well; she would not apreciate being taken away from her family and even less being imprissioned or having her power being used by this guy, also would not like how he targeted those girls. So they would have nothing but hate for each other.

Matthias has two outcomes, Jarl Brum just kills little Matthias. Or, Matthias managed to hide his powers until later AND when Jarl Brum finds out, he makes him take Jurda Parem. He survives and turns him into a soldier against the other grisha.

Now KAZ as the sun summoner is actually a comedy. The darkling would never catch him, Kaz now has the power to make better ilusions for his heist and make himself invisible. If he ever chooses to help with destroying the fold, he would only do it for a huge ton of money.

#i will only save the world if you pay me #six of crows #six of crows shitpost #i actually didn't elaborate on the jesper and wylan one because i really don't know the exact possible outcome #netflix shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #nina zenik #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #six of crows au #grishaverse au #crooked kingdom #so just picture kaz being all like #or the 500 year old guy having a beef with a teen girl

[pomegranatecookiez]

the cookie run fandom genuinely has some of the worst media literacy ive ever seen when it comes to morality. 99% of the takes you see on characters are horribly simplified and try and fit them into two categories, fully good and fully evil. the best example is clotted cream cookie and how people jumped from “fucked up evil politician snake man” to “poor uwu innocent baby” after chapter two of odyssey came out and completely ignored all of the nuance to his character. is clotted cream cookie a victim of a shitty upbringing and possible abuse? yep!! did he also willingly turn a blind eye to the lower city and how the republic mistreats them? also yep!!! hes not all the way good but hes not all the way bad either but GOD FORBID characters not be boiled down to something easily digestible for chronically online 13 year olds on tiktok i guess. dont even get me started on the cookies of darkness

#cookie run #clotted cream cookie #i realize reading this that this post seems like a really elaborate shitpost if you arent into cookie run but uhhhh #abuse mention

[ghost-opal]

oh yeah i did this a while back its still one of my favorite homestuck fanarts even if it is kind of plain lol the barely visible image of Paul is just there because i google image searched "alien" and couldnt stop laughing at this image, i happened to have this paint tool SAI/Photoshop project open so i was like haha why not fuck it i'll put in a comedic skewed UFO png too, it works

yeah this guy is still really funny looking. i haven't even watched the movie but i saw the trailer and he makes a pose like this while saying "its probing time" or something and i think thats really funny. isnt it so funny that an alien is acting really vulgar

#homestuck #jade harley #solar #solar energy #paul #my art is just me drawing characters i like and trying to layer elaborate secret shitposting onto the image #its actually really fun and good portion of the time i spend drawing i am laughing or at least grinning to myself #why are pauls pupils so big i guarantee he does not need pupils that big. why did they even design generic aliens to have huge eyes anyway #it seems somewhat counterintuitive like thats a massive spot you can just poke with your long alien fingers #also you think they'd have clothes #how do green aliens reproduce even #where are thier green alien genitalia why do they just have no genitals

[total-drama-brainrot]

hi I’m Jesus Christ and I want Noah Total Drama to be blended into a smoothie

- Jesus Christ

Thanks Jesus. Praise be, or whatever.

#I'd say I'm gonna write a religiously-charged fic about Noah but. Uh. #Well. I don't really want to elaborate. Ao3 users know what's up. #Anyway blending fic coming soon. /j #shitposting #replies #no main tags for this one

[rawliverandgoronspice]

btw sorry I'm no longer doing regular thralls previews, but it's just that I decided to focus on speed to get a first draft first, so most of the work I manage to cram after midnight looks like the following 😭😭

#thoughts #shitpost #animatic project #thralls of power #wip #my art #this is supposed to be zelda and impa #in my heart it's crystal clear </3 #(this shot is quite long with a bunch of semi-complicated posing so I really Went for the ms paint look) #(but the very disgusting looking intro is over 7 minutes long now) #(and the whole thing is over. 22 minutes long ;_____;) #(AND IT'S NOT OVER) #(I'm anticipating the whole thing to be a little under 40 minutes................) #(“the whole thing” very funny I'm so funny and I refuse to elaborate because I'm ashamed of my stupid brain) #(but at least everybody got their intro now!!! in around 7 minutes!!!) #((I don't get how. people have the patience for proper animation honestly)) #((it really made me realize how minute visual cohesion truly is and how I'm definitively not aiming for that!!!))

[kenzan-kiwami]

you ever spend ten minutes making a meme delicately balancing the amount of highly memeable screenshots with actually good ones

#someone else responded to the bottom left image with 'WHY DOES HE STAND LIKE A FUCKING HOMO ASS' #i'm obsessed #he really does though. he's always so awkward looking and for what #anyway cringe is dead we craft elaborate shitposts to live how are we doing #kashiwagi osamu #oh btw if you see this on twitter it's probably fine @kaslaywagi has my blessing #cause i don't go there

[another-clive-blog]

clave dave

Oh sure !!!

(Now you may be wondering : WHAT is that ? And to that I have only one word to say : Varitas)

#No I won't elaborate <3 #This idea came to me this morning during class and I've been TRYING to do it ever since !! #Did this on the bus. The tramway. The line. #(Phone also crashed like 3 times but I'm used to it x) ) #Anyway I had fun with the colors and that's all that matters really =) #clive dove #Clave Dave #My art #Ask #Shitpost #<- New tag woohoo !!

[zeeph-containment-zone]

no idea as to if i'm cooking with this or not but i think it sounds cool so that's all that matters i guess. editing is kinda scuffed bc I did the whole thing by ear and then manually synched it to the bgm in sony vegas + hastily threw the outro on there [Devils never Cry instrumental from KickDemonAss on youtube]

#i feel like this is being held together by tape but i've only been using the program for like. two days. #kaito #kaito v3 #vocal synth #vocaloid #kaito vocaloid #devil may cry #dmc3 #devils never cry #devil may cry 3 #music #don't really know what to class this as it's like an elaborate shitpost but also not

[casterisks]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87??????????

#jay ninjago #ninjago #ninjago fan art #my art #alt's art #digital art #this is just a really elaborate shitpost based off of gartic phone #help #jay walker #click 4 better quality

[ecdysis-apotheosis]

character concepts: human-bodied alterhuman and nonhuman creature pretending to be human who are best friends, both assuming the other is the same as them

#leif muses #“i'm not human” “really? i'm not human either!” #and neither of them ever felt the need to elaborate <3 #alterhuman #otherkin #otherkin meme #otherkin shitpost

[depresseddepot]

not to be dramatic but nothing puts me in a worse mental state than trying to cuff my fucking jeans

#no i will not elaborate because i am too angry!!!!!! #HOWW do you do it. ive tried so many different cuff styles and they always just make my leg look like a sausage #i may be fat but it looks normal on fat models so why does it look so stupid on me!!!!!lmao!!!!!!! #i cant even buy cropped jeans or capris to make the hem naturally fall above my boots either because IM TOO FUCKING SHORT #HOW am i supposed to be butch in these conditions (/j) #i cant wear baggy things because i look sloppy. i cant roll things to fit me bc i look stupid. #things that are marketed for short people are STILL not short enough. what am i supposed to do!!!!haha!!! #i fucking hate summer #this is a shitpost but really. i dont need any help hating my body lmfao the LEAST my jeans could do is LOOK GOOD #i wish i was skinny for the clothes alone. yall under 150 have no fucking idea how good you have it #i want to be hit by a car #grinding my teeth and i taste jasmine on my tongue etc etc

[yazumo]

carrd icons for my silly ocs and i only noticed making things transparent would be easier when my friend told me so 2 are transparent 2 arent

#im so professional (lie) #i struggled really hard on son-dar's colors because i didnt exactly design them with color in mind (idiot) #3 are dragonborns 1 is a HOK because i have not started a new oblivion playthrough #and none of my playthroughs are finished i just make shit spontaneously #ocs #oc: ormin #oc: son-dar #oc: toh-shei #oc: silly #yes her name is just silly #shes an elaborate shitpost #tes oc #the elder scrolls oc #art #myart