#a lying dumbass

[confessedlyfannish]

DC x DP Writing Prompt 4?? 45?? 2,321?? HUT!!!

"So you eat ectoplasm," Flash says hands clasped and index fingers pressed against his mouth.

"Ayup," Phantom says, punctuating with an obnoxious slurp of his goopy ectoplasm. "Does a not body good."

"But the place you come from is made of ectoplasm."

"Ayup."

"So you are literally eating the fabric of your universe?" Flash says, voice rising in pitch.

"No, the fabric of the Infinite Realms is space-time, same as Earth, well not the same," Phantom says, scrunching up his nose. "Earth is more cotton, The Zone is kinda stretchy...huh, like spandex. Neat!"

"But you're eating up the matter that makes you you--" Flash says, hands waving.

"Dude, everything you are was once a star," Phantom says, waving a hand at all of him. "Every last bit of you and everything around you. Star. Now replace it with ectoplasm, and we just cut out all the middlemen."

Flash watches him guzzle up the last bit looking faintly green himself. "That still kind of sounds like a justification for cannibalism."

"I promise to never eat you," Phantom says with uncomfortable emphasis, suddenly solemn. He stares at Flash without blinking until Flash, deeply unnerved, backs out of the room.

"Not funny," Batman says, flipping a page in his newspaper. "He was supposed to be on Watch Duty."

"Now Batman," Phantom drapes his tail across the man's shoulders and lets his fangs elongate and multiply.

"W̵̢̛͓͉̼͔͉͖̖̥͍̪̲̥̯̞̝͎͔̩̹̙͌̽̐͜ͅh̵̨̠̳̖͔̬̭̟̗̠̹͕̟̮̬͓̺͙̊͛͒ͅo̶̧̢̡̨̨̦͚̼̞̫͈͚̤̜͉̰̱̭͙̣̼͙̱͚͓͐͌̒̋̇ͅ ̵̡̡̰͙̠̦͙̼̘̪͈̻̟̙̳͚̤̮̖̱̎̐̀̇̾͛͊͛͊̈̋̈̋̿̍͑̔̏̎͑̒͗̚͘͝͠͝ͅs̵̡̹̣̗̼̙͓͖͉̒̃͋̂̄̄̈́͋̾̈́̀̎̉̓̒̇͐̎͊̚͝͝a̵̡̧͔͍͍͙͔͖̮̦͚͍̖̲͖͖̻̍͊͆̊̿́̿̅́̈͠͠͠i̴͙͙̾̌͊̓̂̌̒͒d̶̨͚̳̟̲̻̤͇͖̞͙̹̯͙̟͓͙͇͖̺̺̎͊͐̏͌̌̅̄́̏̽̓̃͂̓͜͜͝ͅͅ ̵̧̢͎͔̜̮̼̻̫̗̼͙͍͔̺͎͐̍̈́͜͜͜I̵̢̢̛̙̤̳͈̮̜̩͇͕̠̻̫̳̟̤̭͙͖̓̾̓̇̈́̂͒͂͌̍̎̅̑̇̔̇́͌͜͝ ̵̛̣̮̩̩̞̯̻̱̻̳͍̞͙̗̤̗̥͔̭̥͒͒̌͗̿͐̓̇̈̔̌͒̋̑̽̇͜͝ͅẁ̷̧̮̳̗̗͍̠̦̃a̸̡̧̛̛̺͈͍̟̣̫̺̟̗̥̲̻̥͔͔̲̱̣̩̠̖̰̿̋̄͆̀͋́̐̈́́̈́͌͆̅͂́̈́̓͗́̇ş̵̨̨̨̛̛͔̦͚̦̝̺̯̗͓̼̟͙̼̩̣̺̠̭̘͂̏̓̋̓̋̇̏͊̃͊͊͋̊̑̀͌̂͋͐͘̚͜͝ ̶̢̧͍͓̹̘͍̱̬̜̙̮̖̒̃͊̀̀̓̈́̆̀͐̇̿̀̇̿̆̔̂̈́͘͠ͅͅj̵̯̱̇̈́̌̈͌͆̋̑̇̋̎̐̈̇̓͘͘̚͝o̷̢̙͎̹̰̟̳̼̠̖͉̦̘̺̙͑͂͑̌̉͗̑͑̉͌͜͜͠͝͠ͅk̶̡͇̈́͋̈̈́̐̀̂̈́̽̾͌̂̾̊̑͘͠ḯ̸̢̢̢̞̱̦͙͖̱̙͕̞̮̫̱̣̤̥͍͍̫̗͔͙̞̘̓̂̄͂̿̉͒̈̍̅̍̅̍̏̋̕͘͝͠͝ͅņ̴̛͉̲̮̫̩̙̠̯̤͚̠̥̳͈̝͇́̂͑g̶̛͎̻̟͍̯̪̺̬͍̲̱͇̪̩̰͆̓͊̃̅͗̆̈́̊̈́͘?"

Batman lifts his head from the newspaper silently.

"Ugh, fine!" Phantom says, throwing his hands up. "I'll take next watch."

"Hn."

#danny phantom #dp x dc au #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #flash #batman #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #this is inspired by a previous tag of mine #bonus points if you find it #space nerd danny #but bad at science me #these were the ingredients chosen to create #a lying dumbass #danny: lol i don't eat the fabric of the universe #danny: I AM the fabric of the universe! #danny: I am the embodiment of all space bab-ee *finger guns* #bruce disappointed-dad-stare wayne

[bred-is-a-dumb-name]

Anyone remember that drawing challenge from a while ago where you would draw your otp or OCs as the go for it nakamura cover??? Yea well I like the second Manga covers pose a lot more so I did that...also it's klapollo <3

#yes i edited that meme on the bottom myself. its how i felt while drawing this. that man makes me angry but hes so prettyyyy #i hate him (i am lying) #initially i was gonna add close ups of all the klav doodles but im a dumbass and merged the layers #so like...yall dont get that ig dhdjdjdjdj #anyways ive been playing Ace Attorney again can you tell?? #ace attorney #apollo justice ace attorney #ajaa #aa4 #apollo justice fanart #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ace attorney fanart #klapollo #apollo x klavier #klavier x apollo #go for it again nakamura #go for it nakamura #art challenge #? #art #my art #digital art #digital illustration #artists on tumblr #also fun fact i drew most of this while at worl over the last few days

[sojutrait]

chu hua was enjoying taking care of her sweet baby and the universe said okay bet how about another

#ts4 #s #*soju save #*chu hua gen #WHEN I TELL U I WAS SICK. #SICK TO MY STOMACH. #ALL BC MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO BUY HER SOME MORE RUBBERS #id be lying if i said i wasnt tempted to just mcc delete but alas. we play it where it lies

[chrollohearttags]

for y’all to hate aot and its writers so much, y’all sure be on our dicks an awful lot lmao

#cherry chats 🍒 #like girl i do not give a single fuck if you don’t like it #but blatantly lying is crazy #y’all thought everybody was just gone up and go write for ur new it fandoms bc y’all are note hungry #but I’m just here to write abt my fav characters #whether y’all read it or not is none of my concern #I don’t do this for anybody but me and my enjoyment #‘y’all niggify them’ ‘it’s always the aot fandom’ #i wll spit on you first of all #and second #I’ve seen thirty million baby mama toxic weed smoking etc fics with JJK and everybody else #y’all are obsessed #and i would ignore y’all #but it’s the fact that we’re always being mentioned BY NAME in dumbass tiktok vids #being called slurs and terrible names #for fucking stories #so imma keep my foot on yalls necks till I feel like it #fuck y’all

[glassballdinosaurs]

If you support Shubble/Shelby Grace unfollow and block me right now. She lied for clout and doesn’t give a fuck about the consequences.

I support Wilbur Soot and there’s nothing any of you morons can do to stop that

#shubblesupportsquad #fucking dumbasses #lovejoy #wilbur soot #support wilbur soot #fuck shubble #fuck Shelby grace #Shelby DISgraced honestly #lying about being a victim for clout just makes it even harder for ACTUAL victims to be believed #but I guess getting a million followers is better than morals huh Shelby?

[ringosmistress]

#he replied #🥳 #i love messaging them #he's gonna bore me with his dumbass story now #yknow #he's so stupid #-ly cute #paul mccartney #the beatles #john lennon #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes

[heyitsmemel]

hi hello gals and gays. Here is a rare wav from me struggling with the flu. The virus has mainly been in my chest but my entire body is so wrecked I was able to induce super easily. No talking bc I’m literally unable to 😭 Do not listen if you can't stand harsh coughing because it gets a bit rough. If it sounds a bit weird the first half of the recording is from yesterday and the second half is from today, bc the coughing is so much worse in the second half lmao. Ok that's it thankkk you for feeding me so good lately tumblr love u all <3

also personal rant about ableism and intentional contagion in the comments :///

#ok like I haven't been this sick in literal years and cuz im disabled i'm super mindful of spreading germs to others. #and i've had some family staying with me so I was like great leave me here to rot in my cave guys #my partner has been rlly attentive and is like i don't care about germs tehe so yesterday he comes into my room #and gives me a bunch of kisses on my head then swoops in and kisses me ON THE MOUTH #like im sorry i've been lying in a pool of feverish sweat for days and can hardly breathe what part of that makes someone go ooo gimme? #like ya hes just trying to love me but i put so much effort into being clean and now i will feel really guilty when he gets sick #sorry not sorry intentional contagion is not cute or sexy at all its just irresponsible #like i would love to live the life where my body works so well that I don't give a second thought to KISSING someone with the flu #i just feel like able bodied people never think about what its like living with a disability or a chronic illness #or have the slightest inclination of how privileged they are #my partner isn't even a fetishit he is just a dumbass #but ya i just wish he and the general population would think more :/ #snzblr #snz #illness kink #snzfucker #snz wav #snzzzzz #snz blog #anyway thats all do what u want with my horn post

[dumbass-brunette]

It started out as me just wanting to get a better look at David Tennant’s Bafta outfit… but then I fell down a rabbit hole

So uh, appreciation post for David Tennant in kilts :3

#bafta #bafta 2024 #kilts #han speaks #my post #my posts #dumbass brunette #i’m such a normal normal person <- *lying* #:3 #david tennant #han be normal about david tennant for 5 seconds challenge #david tennant in kilts

[mclalegria]

And that's how I met your father

#my nick: #sleepygiada 579 #i'm having way too much fun being silly and sarcastic with these dumbasses which I might end up loving #mcl new gen #also btw #i think i said i wouldn't play their games anymore but guess i was lying lol #here for the enemies to lovers to enemies to friends to lovers lol #jason mendal

[mediumgayitalian]

i'm new what's with the benadryl😭

my followers hate me

#lol but the dumbass joke is #that a few weeks ago i wrote a fic with baby will #and he was allergic to lying. so i had to google benadryl to get dosage and side effects info #but bc i searched them up they have sent me CONSTANT ads #complained to my followers and now EVERYONE IS JUMPINGG ON BENADRYLS SUDE #FOR SOME REASON #ask

[sherbetyy]

Yeah ok gramps

#Oh my goodness why is the quality so bad #lying little shit #they all watch these dumbass videos for hours #Poor yellowing guy he doesn’t know his bestie is fake asf #dhmis #my art #duck dhmis #duck guy #yellow guy #dhmis fanart #don’t hug me I’m scared

[coralnoodle]

i started classes again so i gotta figure out how long it takes me to draw again

#Majima Goro #yakuza #Ryu ga Gotoku #my art #hannya man #am i improving or am i just lying to myself #takes forever to settle in so i have not played yk2 in like a week and i feel like an addict #i miss those dumbasses :( #and i still havent gotten around to playing majima saga shame on me #i need more yakuza mutuals tbh

[nateriverswife]

I honestly want all the people that hate on L for his tactics to speak up and let us all know how they would've proceeded, 'cause I'm curious to understand how they think of being able to catch a serial killer that can kill inmates at distance by being 100% a little goody two-shoes.

#!! I'm not talking about the way he restricted Misa !! #I'm talking about deceiving - lying - manipulating #or him putting cameras in Light's house (btw with Soichiro's consent at the end of the day) and so on #like #considering that most police officers usually don't even tell suspects that they are suspects #or let them actively participating in the investigations #he... was a dumbass imo but he let Light be part of it like a stupid little bitch #(sorry but I think keeping him at more distance would've been better but oh well I wasn't there) #p.s. #you don't even know that he needs a face and a name #because you can't use the Lind. L. Taylor tactic. #and you don't even know that he's in Kanto #death note #l lawliet #dn.L #not to be an asshole or something but I think it's time to start reading actions in context yk

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

i would be such a good boyfriend honestly

#I would get her gifts frequently #and have a trash can in my bathroom #ya know for periods and allat #speaking of periods #I would always have a box of pads or tampons under the bathroom sink if she forgets to bring some or whatever #and I would also be EXTRA nice to her and buy her chocolate on her period #and I would make sure to compliment her and tell her how much I love her everyday #like I would always make sure she knows she’s a wonderful fabulous gorgeous talented amazing perfect woman #I would also use a bunch of dumb pick up lines while we’re together #and some of the pickup lines would just be from songs she likes #if she likes Tyler the creator? “They should call you sugar cause you’re just so sweet” #if she likes MCR? “I just wanted you to know that the world is ugly but you’re beautiful to me” #etc #and everything she’s insecure of? #I would try my best to make sure she loves them #she has a bigger belly? #girl don’t be insecure of that it’s fuckin gorgeous and if anyone ever tells you otherwise then just call me up so I can bitch slap their #dumbass #I’m not even lying though #girls with bigger stomachs are so cute istg #or if she thinks she’s too tall? #more hight just means more skirt to twirl sister #but ima cis straight girl so idk

[offorestsongs]

a collection of lysanders

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst oc #twst yuu #twst yuu oc #yuusona #oc x canon #twst grim #rook hunt #art #💌 art #★ lysander #❣️ lilyarrow #im bored in the train so have an array of doodles #i did most of those in class #i have more of rook n lys but i hate them all so thats all yall get #also shfjdjd im aware that i fucked up the quote on the last one so now its less funny dhfjdj #im a dumbass okay

[theweirdhybrid]

JTOEL!Leo’s first Peepaw meeting

JTOEL!Leo: Wait, so, let me get this straight-

OMO!Leo: There’s not a single version of us that’s straight so good luck with that

JTOEL!Leo: -Okay first of all, fuck you

OMO!Leo: >:3

JTOEL!Leo: Second of all… ALL OF YOU have attacked your younger self either verbally, mentally, or physically because of your own deep-rooted, unhealthy self-loathing and continued to terrorize him psychologically by either avoiding him or not even bothering to hide your hate for him, further cementing in his mind that he’s the scum of the Earth, worth less than his brothers, and generally making his own trauma way worse for no reason other than ALL of you refuse to acknowledge the fact none of us could’ve predicted the outcome that a routine mission on a normal day could’ve had on the fate of the world at the whopping immature age of 14?

T&E!Leo: …

OMO!Leo: …

WMAS!Leo: …

MNMC!Leo: … well when you put it like that-

JTOEL!Leo:

JTOEL!Leo, gathering the little Leo’s up: That’s it. All of you have lost your Baby Blue privileges until further notice. I am not returning them until you guys get therapy. Jesus Christ. Come on, kids, you’re all due a double turtle pile. You’re gonna love it, Big Red gives amazing hugs, trust me. He nearly broke Cydon’s spine all over again when they reunited-

Tag lists scare me so badly I’m so sorry in advance if I somehow fuck up

Trial & Error by @apatheticrobots

Odd Man Out by @threestripeslider

We’ll Meet Again, Soon by @chiangyorange (would link the fic if it wasn’t currently in jail 😔 sorry dude)

Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis by @mutantninjamidlifecrisis

Just This Once, Everybody Lives by @theweirdhybrid (me!)

(wanted to join the peepaw bandwagon but couldn’t make art bc head hurty :( so i compromised with this. anyways)

#peepaw multiverse #rottmnt #future leo #jtoel #mnmc #omo #wmas #t&e #tae #just this once everybody lives #mutant ninja midlife crisis #odd man out #we’ll meet again soon #trial and error #trial & error #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #reminder that this is a JOKE i love all these dumbasses equally #(i am lying) #(jtoel!donnie is my favorite) #ignore my boy making a joke about donnie’s near death it’s how he copes #to be fair donnie also made a joke about it at the time so like #i post this and immediately throw my phone across the room in embarrassment #TAGGING MY FAVORITE ARTISTS AND WRITERS IS SCARY OKAY