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Heres some shit from the past weeks teehee

So uh… yeah teehee

#ABSVSHSHAHWUEHDE THE LITTLE TOOTH GAP #IM IN LOVE WITH THE WAY YOU DRAW HIM

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Me in scouts after fake fighting with half the ppl, untying that one friend shoe laces, doing the friendship knot in almost everyone's scarf, drinking all of another friend's water and doing half a heart with everyone to see if they complete it

#EEEEEEEEEE #SO HAPPY YOURE ENJOYING ITT #HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

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LOSING MY SHIT CAUSE WHEN THEY SAID HI TO ME THEY SOUNDED SO HAPPY TO SEE ME AHAHXBXBXHDHDJJSSJAJSH

#THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ITTTTT #they were like #“Hi Sydney!” with a smile and such a happy tone #LISTENING TO A BAND THEY LIKE TOO RN #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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I can't genuinely tell if the outfit slaps or if I look like a 12 year old

BUT IDC, I LOVE DRESSING LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

#ATE #graduated from slaystian university with a degree in cuntolgy

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my smile is literally so weird ☹️ like i mostly smile with my left side and it looks so weird

#i can’t even control it either #why can’t my smile just be even #ive spent SO MUCH time trying to smile more with my right side so it looks more even but it doesn’t woooorkkkk #just me bitching and moaning about dumb stuff sorry

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this was a hobie bot lol

WHY IS THIS BOT SO HORNY WE WERE HAVING A NORMAL CONVERSATION

#that’s so real though #ive done unspeakable things to the hobie bot

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Autistic creature Miles

#mecore

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WHY IS THIS BOT SO HORNY WE WERE HAVING A NORMAL CONVERSATION

#IT SAID HE WAS HARD TOO☹️ #my good sir put your cock away we don’t wanna see that shit

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WHAT THEFUCK

#HIS *WHAT* BALLS #c.ai is wild for that 😭

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Me because he sends a ton of voice messages instead of dry texting

#OMGGGGGGGGG #IM ROOTING FOR YOU SO HARD RN #AHAHDBXBDHDHSJDYDHDHSJS

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things i get gender envy from

don’t think i have to explain this one lol

people with black fluffy hair

ESPECIALLY NICO DI ANGELO

the things I would do to be that emo Italian twink is INSANE

“But Sydney he was LITERALLY doing cocaine back then-“

IDC I REALLY DONT

even now that he’s in his 40s he’s still so babygurl and gender

him or just any dude that dresses femininely

i would KILL to be a cis dude that’s able to pull off being feminine, like wearing eyeliner and skirts but in a punk rock way instead of a femboy way(not that there’s anything wrong with being that ofc i just don’t wanna be that) and wearing jewelry and painting my nails but in the ways guys do it

this pose and I will not elaborate

pirate-y outfits like this and the sleeves

those types of shirts are also so gender

this specific shade of green and whatever that is

#also Rodrick Heffly #gerard way #gender envy #damiano david

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Horse riding with cowboy Hobie!! it’s in my mind now imagine the sunset and you two are racing! Cowboy Hobie my beloved

Cowboy Hobie my beloved 😍 thank you for requesting! ❤️

Pairing: Cowboy! Hobie Brown x fem! Reader

Tags: no use of Y/N, no specific physical description of the reader, Cowboy AU, Western AU, established relationship, FLUFF.

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Hobie's ungloved hands are gentle on your waist as he helps hoist you up on your horse. The sun bathes the whole field in its ethereal orange glow, wild flowers scattered at his boots, hands warmer than the sun kissing your cheeks.

“Y’know I can get up on Honey by myself.” You say through the thick fog of affection rolling off you like tumbleweeds.

“I know you can,” he smiles, a smile that could rival the brightness of the ball of fire above. “What purpose do I have if I don't help my girl get on her horse?”

You lean down, almost folding yourself in half to reach his face. Flicking the brim of his hat, you press a kiss so sweet it has the cowboy in front of you to almost melt. Hand on your waist to keep you still, the other holding your face so gently, he welcomes your surprise kiss.

“You have so much purpose,” you peck him one more time to get your message across. “Like being my favourite lips to kiss.”

He chuckles against your lips, “I have two purposes then.” Tapping your cheek, he kisses you on your soft skin before helping you sit up. “Giddy up, sweetheart or we'll miss the sunset.”

“Continue later then?”

Hobie expertly gets on his horse quicker than you did. His spurs clink against the stirrups, leather gloves shoved inside his hands. You mumble a ‘show off’ under your breath. He hears it, hiding an amused smile under the brim of his hat.

“If you win we can continue later.” He teases, green eyes aglow with mischief.

You scoff with a smile. “And if you win?”

“Let's find out shall we?” With a swift kick, he rides off, leaving you in the dust.

“Hey! No fair!” You giggle as you race off after him.

Hooves thudding loudly, wind whipping at your cheeks, and the sun in your eyes, you follow close.

“Slowpoke!” Hobie yells above the noise.

“You cheated!” He laughs loudly at your playful jab.

The race is close, so close that you can reach him with an outstretched hand.

His dark horse finally reaches over the hill a split second before you could. Horses huffing, you pat Honey on her snout for a job well done. She neighs, eyes staring daggers at the laughing cowboy next to you. You do the same.

“You two are startin’ to look similar—” Hobie jokes, grin spread across his chiseled face.

“Continue and you'll be sleeping next to your horse tonight.”

“Just jokin’” he laughs, scooching his horse closer to yours. Knee to knee, he loops an arm around your waist. “I think you won, sweetheart.”

“If you think this is enough to forgive you for what you said—” he gazes at you softly, orange and pink rays bouncing off his emerald eyes. “Fine, yeah, I won.”

“You gonna claim your prize or not?”

“Shut up and kiss me yourself, cowboy.” Holding his face hostage, he lets out a guffaw before smashing his lips on yours, kissing you against the backdrop of the soft pink sky.

#he’s bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he riiiidessss🔥🔥

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#GOT ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET #tysm<333 #this was so pretty btw

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i think the arm on the right one looks to curved and the other arm just looks weird but idk why imao

AHHHHHHHHHHHDNXBXBXHSJJSSBS

i finally finished:3

sorry it took so long again

also the arms look weird so also sorry about that

I’ve already spent like 10 hours on it though so I’m not gonna fix it 💀

@arachnix0401 @lauryn2558 @missshelleyduvall @ace-dodo

AND HERE ARE SOME CLOSE UPS CAUSE HE LOOKS SO POOKIE

and a silly little drawing i did

#maybe im just being nit-picky though lol

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which mf said that eye contact was necessary in a conversation??☹️

#eye contact is stupid it makes me wanna cry