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haveyouseenthisskeleton · 1 year

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There's a space program launching and they're looking for one monster to go in space. For the Undertale characters.

Undertale Sans - It's a dream, of course, but he has to be realist. He is NOT in shape for this. He's all big bones, and lazy, and he doesn't want to leave his cozy little house for months of training. Though he knows another skeleton who is in shape, motivated and really really wants to go. The only problem being he's in competition with Undyne. Man, he doesn't like to do this. But he's going to sabotage Undyne's application so bad.

Undertale Papyrus - PICK HIM PLEASE PICK HIM OMG PICK HIM HE WANTS TO GO. He's overexciting, he read hundreds of books about the subject in two days and he even read those very complicated science books Sans have. He is so ready! But he knows that he's against Undyne and that's going to be a hard battle. But somehow, Undyne seems to not be at the top of her form during the exercises, so maybe he has a chance!

Undertale Toriel - No thanks. But she's going to watch very closely the experiment to make sure it's not made only to experiment random things on monsters.

Undertale Asgore - He's too old for this, but this is a big step forward for monsterkind. He is also trying to make Undyne enters the program. He's a bit worry because she keeps failing her exercises, but that's probably nothing. That's his little girl.

Undertale Undyne - Someone is messing with the training machines. She knows it. She doesn't know how. She doesn't know when it's happening, but she knows it. But... Seeing Papyrus so happy and invested, she's not sure she really wants to do it. Sure, Undyne, Asgore and Gerson wants her to go, but... She doesn't want to break Papyrus' heart again when he's giving so much of himself to go. Maybe she should just let him go instead.

Undertale Alphys - She's already in, but in the science department, to be sure no monster is going to be harm in space. She's cheering her girlfriend too. Because of all these space animes. She would look so good in a space suit. And maybe she could keep it and then they can cosplay!

Undertale Frisk - They're happy for their friends and cheering for Undyne and Papyrus. As long one of them is going, they really don't mind.

Undertale Chara - They're salty. They wanted to go in space too! They are clearly a monster expert by now. Clearly, they desserved it. They knew they should have ask to come back from the dead as a monster. At least it would be more fun.

Undertale Mettaton - He applied and got rejected because space programs are no TV shows and his metal body is not made to go in space. Mettaton is offended. Well, at least, now Alphys knows what to give him for his next birthday.

Undertale Gaster - He's in the scientific part too and helps Alphys. He wishes he could go, but his goop is way too instable for this. However, he's cheering Papyrus to go.

Undertale Grillby - He didn't apply. He knew he would had been rejected because, well. No air, no fire, so no more Grillby. That's pretty much a ticket to die.

Undertale Muffet - She applied and she's quite a good candidate, thanks to all her limbs. However, she hates orders and there's no space suit adapted to her six arms. So... Uh... Well, that can't work. Muffet was so angry. She called them racists and left the building screaming.

Undertale Burgerpants - He applied to have a chance to flee away from Mettaton. He passed out in the first exercise. Too bad.

Undertale Flowey - He's the one sabotaging the machines so Papyrus wins and goes to space. It would be so boring if it was Undyne. At least Papyrus is funny.

Undertale Gerson - He applied, but eh, he's too old. That's fine, he has Undyne to live the dream for him!

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everysongineverykey · 2 years

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Kingdings!

i'm not usually one for rarepairs ;_; i try to get into this one but i just have... mixed feelings about asgore in general, specifically undertale asgore. deltarune asgore is better but he needs to stop bugging toriel- it's clear she doesn't want to get back together and he's just bothering her. honestly, if it weren't for the way i keep seeing people vilify toriel for no reason and paint her as just as bad as or WORSE than asgore somehow, i'd probably like him better! i just... resent him a little specifically because of that. i like the LOOK of him and gaster together and if gaster happens to be in love with ut asgore then that could make for some interesting dynamics in deltarune and i'd be interested in deltarune kingdings with a past one-sided crush on ut asgore on gaster's part that he (gaster) maybe feels a bit conflicted about because of yknow. all the child murder, but otherwise... eh. can't really get into it.

#deltarune

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iced-souls · 1 year

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I want to sleep but I need to jot down this idea so I don’t forget about it when I wake up—

So so so so so—

I was thinking about my usual gaster and papyrus lil thingy’s and possible future events that could happen like I usually do WHEN

My brain did a big brain idea.

So what if a thing happens. So first off, gaster gets erased from existence parsay and papyrus and sans go bing bang away into the new non gaster filled world. My thoughts were that papyrus would be like still getting his mind together, so when sans comes up to him all freaking out asking about gaster paps is just “????? Wh- who’s gaster my dude?” And sans already in shock frickin passes out. And then like a minute later paps is like AW CRAP WAIT WAIT SANS U OK??

Anyways, so FUTURE EVENT ME THINKING:

So what if in the future the whole undertale gang meet g-man and is the sort of the chaos somehow papyrus gets thrown back time to the point right after gasters accident. AND Toby being the confusingest doggo somehow is also present during this and jumps in with him.

AND SO, there in world where they are a second papyrus. My mind imagined him plopping in the dump, then hearing a commotion around the corner plus footsteps. So in a panic he just grabs some cloth near By and wraps it around himself. Maybe toby with him being a god like being in all turns into a stick or something so paps now looks like some cloaked figure of an old man. So past-papyrus comes around the corner with past-sans in his arms and ask paps which way the nearest hospital or something is. Paps gives him directions and off past-paps goes.

So if you can see what I’m getting at basically what if riverperson and riverboat was future-papyrus.

AND AND AND THEN. my brain was like “ok.. so what happened to the rest of the undertale gang during that moment?

So what they’re all in shock and then gaster starts his little spiel and then right at the end of it some cloaked figure comes out of nowhere and gives him a frickin WHAM across the face blasting him into frickin Oblivion.

I need sleep now. But MAN oh man my brain is coming up with lil bits and aftermath and in between and backstory for this thing now eh kekekeke—

#oh me gosh #okokokokkokok I go sleep now k bye bye—#have a good day #papyrus #riverperson #random stuff—

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little-help-goes-a-long-way · 2 years

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Okay, so the last ask was a bit of a sore subject. On a happier note. What is it like working for your Nightmare. I've talked to and seen many of Nightmare's. All different. Your's has Gloixa, is it fun having a mom??

“EEEEEEW! She’s my Sister!” Hissed X, face melting some, “not a… A Mom! I’m older than her!”

Cross rolled his Eyelights, “Her name is Eris now. Weird code and all. Nightmare… is an Adequate lord to serve. It is… very different from working for Gaster, The Queen and the King of my AU.” He looked away. Nightmare makes him feel like he is a person… a valued tool and asset.

X calmed down some after eating some chocolate he kept hidden in his inventory, “the boss? Eh, we could do worse. At least Nightmare is able to hold cross down when he goes overboard. The number of times I had to take charge because Crossy wanted to train with a broken bone is really annoying. Hurts almost as bad as loosing half my soul,” he glared at Cross. Or rather at the shade behind cross. The echo of X-Gaster still watching them after all this time

(Little note from the Author. If a deity gives you a name it changes you code deep. Like how the whole gang all have their names, “Dust, Horror, Killer, Rubidium,” etc, without Noot giving them those names they would still be Sans. Chaos relinquished the name Eris to Gloxinia so as to “claim” her in a way. Basically saying to anyone else “this kid belongs to chaos, and will bring it wherever she goes”… although her parents Eros and Lussuria still call her their Gloxinia as they are her parents~ and Noot calls her his Malum as they are both apples~)

#enderlovescake #Cross and X #Lore Bits

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insertdisc5 · 3 years

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Hi!! I wanted to ask, in celebration of Deltarune CH. 2, do you have any updated thoughts and head canons about the game?? Like, y'know, similar to a previous ask about Kris in your Deltarune tag? Thanks!

thoughts on kris part 2 i guess???? (part 1 from ch1 here lol)

spoilers for deltarune like woah. this wont be kris focused just random thoughts on everything. thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk

not that many thoughts for this chapter tbh! EDIT LOL: this was a lie i have a lot of thoughts

-just in general i feel like the player isn't the only one controlling kris... like yes the player forced kris to do what happened in the snowgrave route but AT THE SAME TIME idk it feels like there's someone else too. just because of the terrifying voice i suppose. and also the jerky movement kris does every time they get their soul out? unless there's another reason for it... maybe getting your soul out means you walk weird lol

-BUT ALSO i feel like kris is 100% in control when they create fountains. idk it just makes sense kris would create them. to create another world, a better world, A WORLD WHERE THEIR BROTHER IS HERE PERHAPS? i do wonder why they get their soul out then though. i'm all for it sweetie! do whatever! i support you!

-(i am and will be playing deltarune with only kris' best interests in mind. i will not hurt anyone unless kris wants me to. dont worry my little meow meow im on your side! talk to me! no? okay ill stay under the sink its fine)

-speaking of asriel. SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER (starts crying) V-VACATION COLLEGE WHEN

-kris misses their brother so much it's so sad. if you make kris steal 5$ from asriel they take it "reluctantly"? talking to asriel online so often even alphys knows?? the google search?? GOING INTO ASRIEL'S GOOGLE SEARCH ROOM WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THEY ALREADY KNOW WHATS IN THERE? THAT ONE IS LESS OF A MISSING THING BUT IM LIKE OH MY GOD

-the city walk with susie at the end makes it clear to me that kris really values susie's friendship... kris even sits with her if you spend long enough near the lake like aaaaah ;_;

-and even in snowgrave you spend your last acts with the final boss calling for your friends like YES there's a way bigger creepy aspect to this (kris as more of a Leader who Commands and commands their subjects to come) but still :'0 (and then noelle answers oh my god noelle im so sorry for the trauma)

-berdly. listen. listen. listen. liste

-berdly sucks but [berdly hurts his arm in the battle against queen if you don't save him because he doesnt want to hurt you] [berdly realizing smg's wrong in snowgrave and immediately taking steps to save noelle] berdly is my little crumb nugget. i will protect him.

-noelle. noelle. girlboss!

-like ooooh listen. hearing about the genocide path for undertale. made me go "that is SO COOL. i HAVE to experience it myself this is great. hehehe killing time" and like no regrets. i was fully enjoying the experience knowing i was an awful person. SNOWGRAVE THOUGH. i will never try this myself its too fucked up. casually grooming your childhood friend to murder people <3 and also acting like a weird stalker towards her <3 stockholm syndrome speedrun i will get all the info i can about this but i will never do this myself

-people remarking the kris/player>noelle relationship is similar to the relationship between player>chara in genocide path is like yes. chefs kiss. don't worry we just are making you stronger and everything will be fine "you made me kill my friend? and for what?" this is fine sweetie don't worry about it!!!!!!

-like the amount of details added to snowgrave, like if you equip noelle's watch she notices later? and her battle animations change as time goes on, she gets an ice shield and stops sighing in relief after battle? oh my god? oh my god.

-(berdly is not awake.) JUST KILL ME RIGHT HERE I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT BERDLY NOT BEING AWAKE!!!!!

-also why didnt he turn into dust. so many possible reasons. is magic a thing in the normal world and perhaps no magic means no dust (theres graves). maybe he isnt dead. maybe hes braindead. maybe he'll come back. either way that boy is now in the closet big enough to put someone in

-also dess' name probably being december AND THATS WHY NOELLE LOST THE SPELLING BEE?!?!??! FUCK ME UP!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

-also so many good pixel art this chapter. too many? i didnt need pixel art of cardboard noelle falling on the statue. like thank you but please. please it hurts my game artist brain.

-the expressions in this chapter were also top notch. all the unsettling noelle expressions like (i fall over face first)

-i threw away the ball of junk (which i already tried in ch1) and this time the game was like "ARE YOU SURE BC THIS IS A BAD IDEA" and kris felt bitter :'( (it deletes all your items in the dark world)

-i uh fucked up and skipped the susie+noelle scene bc listen last time ralsei mentionned seeing what susie is doing we missed some PRIMO LORE. turns out it just makes you skip the scene and you dont get anything new. welp

-speaking of ralsei well you know. he exists. but im stuck on him going "i just wonder what being ralsei-like even is...?" ralsei my dude there's so much i could say about this. do you feel like you can't be ralsei-like because you feel like you have to be asriel-like

-but also that makes no sense bc susie hasnt even mentioned ralsei looks like asriel. and i cant imagine asriel being so meek. so WHAT GIVES

-ralsei as kris’ “i wish i was a monster just like my bro and family and i’d look like asriel but with red horns [THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME] and my name would be something cool like ralsei instead of a boring human name like kris and im sweet and cute because thats how i act with asriel because ASRIEL MADE ME” theory because that would be cute.

-ASRIEL GOING TO THE CHURCH TO CONFESS HIS "SINS" WHEN "SINS" AREN'T A THING IN THE ANGEL BELIEF LIKE I KNOW THIS INTERACTION WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK ASRIEL?

-kris definitely has a connection with the big red door in the city, judging by what the kids say they probably went there... i feel like this place's dark world will be the Final Dungeon you KNOW some shit happened there. also the sounds you hear when you go there is the phone dark world call's sound slowed down? AND AFTER SNOWGRAVE APPARENTLY YOU CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE? HUWAH?

-speaking of songs the songs were all so good, My Castle Town rules, the berdly snowgrave music is stuck in my head, flashback is uwah wuahah, Until Next Time is so good, AND ALSO A FRIEND NOTICED THE DARK WORLD CITY THEME IS JUST tHE SONG 74 (MOST NOTICEABLE WITH THE SNOWGRAVE VERSION)?????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? it might be just "hey its just reuse" BUT MR FOX YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA READ INTO THIS IS NOELLE THE ONE SINGING IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!

-asgore dreemurr fired from the force what happun!!!!! game theory is that asgore is related to dess' death/disappearance but eh who knows

-you start the chapter at lvl2 and get to lvl3 after the final boss, a friend mentioned this is probably because we destroyed a world and im :0

-to go back to kris it's still so interesting to figure out who they are based on how they act/people mention them. like kris shaking the ferris wheel car? yeah makes sense i can imagine a pranking kid do this. kris' dance? yeah thats a little silly but i can buy it. doing cool anime poses? well i dunno this doesnt line up PERFECTLY but sure. BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN SNOWGRAVE... especially >proceed like that is such a weird thing that i can't imagine them doing, but i can't completely see the "player" doing either (compare with going to sans -which kris doesnt know- and going "SANS!" because of course the player would know sans), like THATS one of the reasons i feel like there's someone else in there. the weird robotic merciless actions. if im going super meta it feels like there'd be someone else like writing the choices into existence for us to pick you know? gaster probably? god i need to read more gaster theories i completely sidestepped the gaster shit bc i wasnt interested. anyway just spitballing

-(looks at big shot guy) please dont make him the next tumblr guy i beg you

-obligatory "queen was great" mention if only because this part made me laugh a little bit too hard

that was a lot. thank you for letting me talk

#ask tag #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #snowgrave spoilers

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owlheartt · 3 years

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Star Sanses Extended Chapter 3: Error

Here is chapter 1 on AO3

“YOU CAN’T-” Undyne began, her face furrowing together in a sort of pure anger that felt very unlike her.

“PLEASE, WAIT FOR EVERYTHING TO CALM DOWN. MY FRIENDS AND I CAN EXPLAIN IN A BIT, BUT I CAN’T STAY HERE TALKING TO YOU.” Papyrus said, trying to be patient and not show how unnerved he was. It occurred to him that talking to Alphys might help her some, and he used blue magic to carefully grab her SOUL. Then, with full concentration, moved the blue bones and Undyne herself to the blubbering Alphys in the corner who had stayed where Papyrus had asked her to.

Behind him, he could hear a sound almost like a soft gust of wind. Turning around, he found Mettaton’s body collapsed on the floor. There were bones sticking out of his middle, solid ones. His arms looked burnt, like he had been hit with a Gaster Blaster and deflected it using them. Dream and Ink didn’t have blasters or bones, Dream had told him earlier. Therefore, Papyrus could assume Error had done this. Papyrus looked at the black boned skeleton. He had a scratchy grin scrawled across his face, and his expression was comically like a cartoon villain’s.

“Drreeaamyyy boyyy!” Error said, taunting. His voice was glitching in such a way that it sounded like an old radio’s version of nails on chalkboard. Dream threw a mourning glance at Mettaton’s crumpled body, which felt mildly excessive since he had only run out of battery.

“Error! Please! Leave this timeline alone!” Dream begged, stringing another arrow. He didn’t sound exactly desperate, more like he didn’t want to deal with any of these shenanigans.

“Pretty please?” Ink called from the ceiling, blinking his eye sockets and grinning.

“Can it squid!” Error said, his voice no longer sounding so ear-grating.

“FRIEND…” Papyrus trailed off, struggling to find the right thing to say. He wasn’t following what was happening. He wasn’t done training with Dream. He had just plunged into his first Alternate Universe and came face to face with a troubled skeleton he didn’t know that looked horribly like his brother. He just met Alphys for the first time and she was rude and terrified. He just met a grieving Undyne. The Underground felt like it had been flipped upside down and things were moving too quickly.

“Friend?” Error said, laughing. The glitching in his voice made his giggles sound halting. “We’re not friends, you idiot. In fact, I will be your downfall,” Error reached his hands up to his eye sockets, his fingers snagging on something Papyrus couldn’t quite see. Then he pulled them away, dragging brilliant blue strings that matched the permanent tears streaming down his face. He appeared braced to move, and then Dream grabbed his forearm. Error’s expression of glee turned to shock, then the errors and glitches riddling his body multiplied until it was hard to see any bit of him. Dream drew back, looking relieved.

“So. Now you’ve met Error,” Dream said, sighing. “I’m ready to go home, how about you?” He gave Papyrus a tired grin, and his slump showed he was just about ready to drop on the spot. Papyrus nodded, and shot solid bones to cut Ink loose. He reached out his SOUL magic to catch his falling friend, but he missed. Somehow. It was almost like there wasn’t a SOUL there for Papyrus to catch. Ink hit the ground and rolled, coming to a full stop splat on the ground like a puddle.

“Thanks!!” Ink said, grinning. “Ooone moment!” He danced forward (yes, danced) and scooped his brush off the floor. He then splashed bright blue ink all over Error that solidified into chains.

“Ink, the SOUL.” Dream said patiently. Ink looked at him blankly for a moment, his expression mirroring Papyrus’s feelings, then a little light bulb went off on his eye light. He splashed a pool of ink on the floor, just like he had when he made the shortcut, but this time all he stuck was his hand in. Then he pulled out a Determined human SOUL, just like that.

“WHERE’D THAT COME FROM?! DO WE NEED TO RETURN IT?!” Papyrus said, alarmed.

“No, no.” Dream said, walking over to Ink and reaching a hand out. “This SOUL belongs to this timeline. Error took it so that the timeline couldn’t RESET.” Papyrus opened his mouth to ask a question, but Undyne interrupted him.

“Who the hell are you guys?! Let me go and we can have a real fight!!” She yelled from the other side of the room, where Papyrus had left her.

“RIGHT, SORRY FRIEND,” Papyrus said, reaching out a hand to dissipate the bones.

“Paper, wait.” Dream said. Papyrus turned to him questioningly, but before he could ask Dream continued. “I’m going to show you something, alright? Come here.” Papyrus strode over and crouched to see the brilliant red SOUL Dream was holding.

“WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT?” Papyrus said tentatively.

“RESET the timeline. Do you know about RESETs?” Dream said. Papyrus felt his SOUL drop past his ribcage. The word felt… familiar. It did not feel good. But for whatever reason, he couldn’t place it.

“I’M… NOT SURE. I THINK I DO, BUT YOU BETTER EXPLAIN IT ANYWAYS.” Papyrus said. Dream nodded, his expression saying that he was thankful Papyrus was honest.

“Determined human SOULs have the power to manipulate time itself. They can SAVE, LOAD, and RESET. SAVING is when they place a bookmark of sorts in time itself. They can LOAD and come back to the savepoint. RESETTING is when they go back to the beginning, typically when the human first fell into the Underground.” Dream explained. Pieces were beginning to come together in Papyrus’s skull.

“SO WE CAN BRING THIS TIMELINE BACK TO BEFORE OTHER ME… LEFT.” Papyrus said, exited.

“Exactly!” Ink said, jumping up to sling his arm around the crouching skeleton.

“WHAT ABOUT ERROR?” Papyrus said, looking towards the skeleton, still glitch-ridden.

“Eh, he’ll be out for a while. We could take him with us for lunch though, he might like that!!” Ink rambled. “Do you have any chocolate?”

“I BELIEVE SO, WHY?”

“We are not bringing Error for lunch.” Dream said firmly, nervously glancing at Error. “Ink, please take him back to his anti-void.” Ink pouted before making another shortcut and dragging himself and Error through.

“MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A FRIEND,” Papyrus said ponderingly. Dream barked a dry laugh.

“Ink’s his friend. If either of the idiots can remember it.” He said.

“THEN WHY DO THEY FIGHT? AND WHY CAN’T WE BRING HIM FOR LUNCH?” Papyrus said. If Error was a friend, then why did he act the way he did? Error needed to take some friendship classes.

“You know how Ink forgets everything if he isn’t looking right at it?” After Papyrus nodded, Dream continued. “Error’s the same way. He can even do it staring right at you.”

“I WONDER WHAT IT’S LIKE TO NOT REMEMBER YOUR LIFE.” Papyrus said.

“I don’t know, and honestly? I’m too concerned already to find out. Now, I’m going to RESET then teleport us straight to your place. Don’t worry, we’ll come out right outside of your door.” Dream said, closing his eyes in concentration. Papyrus refrained from saying anything in case he broke Dream’s concentration. A small blip, then two glowing buttons appeared in front of the human SOUL. One said LOAD and the other RESET. Dream brought a hand up and brushed a finger along RESET. A white flash, tinged with gold and red, then they were in Snowdin.

Snowdin looked just the same as he had left it. Nothing was changed, nothing at all. It didn’t feel different like that red timeline. It felt so bizarre, having just gone on this adventure, and home was the exact same. What was he going to tell Sans? The truth, obviously, but where to start? Papyrus’s fantastic mind had barely been able to keep up with it all. But it was lunch time. He could pause and think over lunch. Surely, nothing would happen over lunch.

“Come on, unless you’d like to eat elsewhere?” Dream asked. Papyrus straightened, realizing he was still crouched.

“NO, PLEASE! COME IN. I WAS SIMPLY ENJOYING BEING BACK AT MY FANTABULOUS HOME.” Papyrus said, striding forward to the door. He heard Dream mutter something to himself that sounded a bit like “is… real word?” before his boots thumped in the snow behind Papyrus. Papyrus swung open the door, ready for food (and his brother). Sans was, in fact, inside, and right in front of the door.

“hey bro,” Sans’s eye lights were out, which made Papyrus pause. Sans’s eye lights didn’t go out often.

“SANS, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?” Papyrus said, concerned.

“nah, nothin’. but uh, did ya’ know we got some visitors?” He said, turning his skull slightly to the couch that had a broom thrown behind it.

“AH, MY APOLOGIES DEAR BROTHER! THAT’S MY NEW FRIEND. HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COME WITH ME, BUT I GUESS HE GOT EXCITED.” Papyrus said.

“... friend? as in singular?” Sans said, his eye lights flickered back on, but he still looked concerned.

“WELL I HAVE A SECOND ONE HERE, SAY HELLO DREAM!! THIS IS MY BROTHER SANS.” Papyrus said, only after realizing Dream knew this.

“then uh, why’s he got a buddy?” Sans said, waddling towards the couch. Well, he was really walking, but Papyrus liked to call it waddling. He did look like a penguin. Papyrus followed, with Dream in tow, only to find that Error had been plopped on the couch with Ink.

“Heyyy buddy friend pal!” Ink said excitedly. “What’s for lunch?”

“I thought I was clear, Error is not having lunch with us.” Dream interrupted, stepping in front of Papyrus and his brother.

“Aww come on, why not??” Ink whined. Dream began lecturing him as Sans sidled up to Papyrus.

“hey bro, i’m glad you're making friends don’t get me wrong, but could ya’ have picked… better ones?” Sans said, raising an eyebrow bone (honestly I don’t feel like googling the terminology just shhhh).

“THESE REALLY ARE GOOD FRIENDS! WELL, ERROR ISN’T, BUT I’M SURE WE CAN HELP HIM!!” Papyrus said, trying to be reasonable and look at it from Sans’s perspective. “THEY’RE VERY IMPORTANT, I CAN EXPLAIN OVER LUNCH.”

“aight, guess that brings us back to lunch, huh? whatcha want? i can make it today, so you can keep hangin’ out with your buddies.” Sans said.

“MAC AND CHEESE, PERHAPS?” Papyrus offered. Sans nodded, and was beginning to walk into the kitchen when there was a shout.

“SQUIIIIIIIIID!!!” Error shouted, his voice escalating and glitching hard. Ink paused, looking at the mad skeleton.

“Uhh… yea?” He said, an eye light flipping pale green.

“Why the hell am I here?!?” Error said, glaring at his ‘friend.’ It did not look like they were friends.

“Oh- I thought you might like lunch!” Ink said cherrily, throwing his hands up.

“You are perfectly welcome to leave,” Dream said in a voice that would’ve been icy had it been used by anyone else. Dream himself was so warm though that it was impossible for his words to have the same edge.

“Fucking hell squid, how many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone?!” Error growled, standing up. As much as he was pretending to not be listening to Dream, he seemed about to accept his offer.

“I HAVE CHOCOLATE.” Papyrus said, remembering what Ink had asked him. Error whipped around and stared straight at Papyrus, locking eye sockets. He glared for a moment, and Papyrus got worried that Ink had remembered something wrong (again). Then, Error sat back down.

“Fine, I guess I can stay for lunch.” He said, scoffing, pointedly not looking at Ink. Sans grabbed Papyrus’s arm, yanking him into the kitchen.

“papyrus, where did these guys come from?” Sans said, keeping his voice low enough that the others couldn’t hear.

“THAT’S… HARD TO ANSWER. ELSEWHERE, I SUPPOSE. MAYBE HERE. THEY ARE ABLE TO EXPLAIN BETTER.” Papyrus said. It felt like he was telling a lie, or avoiding the truth. Even though he just couldn’t find the right words. He hoped Dream would clear everything up. Sans just sighed.

“that’s aight. go back to the living room, i don’t want your glitchy buddy tearing up the couch,” Sans said. Seeing Papyrus’s look, he added, “i’ll get the chocolate for him, don’t worry. and i won’t burn anything.” Sans relaxed his expression, the previously strained smile looking a bit more natural. As Sans turned to the cupboards to search for food, Papyrus walked back out to the living room.

“MY CARING BROTHER IS TAKING CARE OF LUNCH, IT WILL HOPEFULLY BE READY SOON.” Papyrus said. Error scoffed again, turning to look at the door in what appeared to be longing. “ERROR, I DON’T BELIEVE I INTRODUCED MYSELF TO YOU EARLIER.”

“You did.” He said dryly.

“I- I DID? REALLY?” Papyrus said.

“I’ve got no clue if you did or didn’t, but I know who you are and I’m sure golden there told you who I am.” Without moving his head, Error drifted his eye lights back over to Papyrus. They were mismatched, Papyrus realized. Dream huffed.

“Don’t bother Paper. Error’s a prick.” Dream walked over to Ink, shoved him closer to Error, then sat down at the very edge of the couch.

“He’s not a prick per say…” Ink said in a wheedling voice.

“Sure, go ahead and talk about me as if I’m not in the room.” Error said, his eye lights gliding back to the door.

“I APOLOGIZE FRIEND. LOOK, I RECOGNISE THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF, BUT I WOULD.” Papyrus stuck out a hand. Error glared at it. “GREETINGS! I AM PAPER. I BELIEVE I’M FROM UNDERTALE.”

“I’m Error. I’m an outcode. Leave me alone.”

“I call Error’s AU Errortale!! There are others from his timeline out there I think…” Ink said, trailing off into thought that would surely be forgotten.

“They don’t fucking matter.” Error grumbled, looking slightly uncomfortable.

“Would you lighten up on your language?!” Dream said, snapping a little. He had squeezed his eyes shut.

“Fuck shit damn,” Error said, and Papyrus could see a little smirk appear on his face. Error was proving to have… a difficult personality.

“keep the cuss words down in m’house please!” Sans called from the kitchen. Papyrus winced, realizing that this was Sans’s first impression of his new friends.

“HOW ABOUT THIS- DREAM AND I CAN FIND A BOARD GAME WE CAN PLAY WHILE WE WAIT FOR FOOD!” Papyrus threw a glance at Dream. His eye lights had reopened and he stood up. Error rolled his eye lights and Ink just looked passively happy. Papyrus walked behind the couch to a tired bookcase. It had puzzles, games, and cards that he and his brother played with when their free time lined up. Or when the snow outside was too much to go anywhere. While Papyrus and Dream pursued the games, Ink blathered to Error in the background.

“What about this one?” Dream said, pulling out a tan box titled “Munchkins” with cartoon humans on the front. Undyne had given it to him a few months ago, he and Sans had played it once.

“AH, ALRIGHT. FRIENDS! WE’RE PLAYING MUNCHKINS.” Papyrus said, walking back over to the couch and sitting down uncomfortable in front of the TV. Ink slipped to the ground happily, and Error made a big show of getting up and sitting back down, dragging a pillow Sans had left from the night before to the floor with him. Dream plopped down between Papyrus and Ink. It was game time, and Papyrus was ready to be competitive.

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ask-the-riders · 3 years

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Family trees

I know I posted a couple family trees before for Famine and Conquest, but I thought I'd remake those on an actual site that was designed for that kinda thing (as opposed to using the notepad app on my phone)

Then while I was at it, I figured I'd make some trees for the others too. Just,, y'know, because why not

I know the pink and blue are supposed to be there to show gender, but eh. Yeah, I used them for that, but I also could've made the squares white, too. Which,, I forgot to do, but hey. Might as well leave it as it is

Those are under the cut, along with some explanations for anyone who might have difficulty understanding them at all (which, it's totally ok if you do, so no worries ^^ I had some difficulties with it for a little bit at first too)

*Grey text means that the person has either died or changed somehow

*Solid black text means they're alive

Famine:

The Gaster of his AU was once married to another skeleton named Arial. The pair had two sons, Sans and Papyrus. Arial died in the war against humans, and Gaster eventually remarried, this time to a human named Lila. He and Lila had a son, Tobias, who was a half brother to the other two boys. Gaster eventually died by falling into the core, and Lila was killed and eaten by starving monsters. Years passed, and Sans attempted to kill Tobias. To his knowledge, his younger brother died. A genocide run happened after a while, and that was when both Sans and Papyrus died. Sans was recruited into the group of riders and he became Famine. A while passed, and long after his relationship with Retribution got better, the two started dating

Retribution and Conquest:

He began as Nightmare, while she began as Dream. Together they were born from the tree of feelings. The tree was eventually torn down, and Dream died in an accident. Due to the loss of his brother, Nightmare abandoned his current identity and became Retribution. A while passed and he entered into a serious relationship with Famine. Dream was reincarnated, now a female skeleton named Chimera

Chimera entered into a relationship with Death, and she eventually became pregnant with their son, Mortem. During childbirth, Chimera passed away. Once her soul stabilized and she was recruited into the group of riders, she became Conquest, and she returned to not only her usual job, but also to being the mother she felt Mortem needed. Their relationship began to crumble and fall apart at some point when Mortem was still a baby/toddler, with Death explaining that he'd fallen out of love with her and wanted to move on to find a new partner - which ended up being Geno/Error

*Death was with Geno when he became merged with an alternate Error, and although it took time, the relationship became poly, with both glitches in romantic relationships with Death. Mortem would've been born at some point before War even officially met Death or Geno, back when she was Mal

Chimera (Conquest) and Kali:

Chimera was Dream's first reincarnation. She was born into a normal family, where she had an older sister named Calypso. Their parents were both lost in the war against humans, and through some turn of events, the two sisters were separated. Chimera was adopted by her AUs version of Grillby, who was also left to raise his niece, Glo. When Chimera grew up and died, she became Conquest, but because of the turn her own fate had turned, Calypso abandoned her old identity and became Kali

War:

She began as Mal, the happy little accident child of Error and Necro (produced from their magic after they'd fought, similar to how PJ was born). Necro had adopted a toddler Papyrus from a dying AU and decided to call him Lucky. Mal and Lucky took to each other and were very close, like siblings. Necro was in a serious relationship with Zerif, and Zerif was created by Life. Because Life wasn't sure how to go about taking care of him though, she gave him to Death to raise, and with Geno's help, they raised him together. Mal eventually died in a fight against Error and/or Nightmare, and when she was recruited into the group of riders, she became War. She met her soulmate, Pestilence, and the two entered into a serious relationship after a while. After they'd been together for only god knows how long, they had a daughter, Althea

*Althea hasn't even been thought of yet (as of this moment). She more than likely won't be happening until some point in their future

Death and War's situation (+ Geno/Error):

Death had left his relationship with Conquest by now, though they still worked together to raise their son, Mortem. Because Mal, War's previous incarnation, had practically grown up with Death and was very familiar with him, the two almost acted like family. When she was recruited into the group of riders and first became War, she needed to stay with Death in his home AU while she adjusted to her new aura and fluctuating magic. Through their time together, he started to think of her as his daughter. War had also begun to see him as a father figure of sorts, but she probably would've rather died than admit that. At this point in time, Death had been in his relationship with Geno/Error for quite a while. War knew about his relationship with Geno, but not his relationship with Error. This wouldn't have been the same Error that killed her - this one was an alternate who was stuck sharing a body with Geno

The Error that killed her had two brothers - Geno and Fresh. That Geno had gotten into a quarrel with an alternate version of Error a while ago in his past, and through some accident or series of events, their codes got messed up and ended up merging. It took a while for them to adjust, but eventually, they were willing to put their differences aside and work together to coexist as peacefully as possible. Geno, although he was now sharing a body with an alternate version of one of his brothers, was still Mal (and War's) biological uncle. That being said, Fresh was still her biological uncle, too

Pestilence (since he was a Sans at one point) had a brother (Papyrus) and a father (Gaster), both from his home AU, which was eventually destroyed. Aside from his dead brother and dead dad, he had no other family. That being said, he had no biological or familial ties to anyone in the group of riders. That's partially why I didn't make a family tree for him, with the other reason for me not doing so was also because it wouldn't really have been anything notable? Just a standard Gaster with two sons kinda thing, where all three of them die

And then Abrael (Mishap) doesn't get a family tree either because she has no known family (that I've come up with yet), and because like Pest, she has no biological or familial ties to anyone in the group

Then for any clarification, if it wasn't obvious or stated already: Famine comes from an AU similar to Horrortale, Death comes from Reapertale (or a close variant of it), Pestilence was a version of Sci from some unnamed AU, War was an outcode, Retribution comes from some variant of Dreamtale (as did Dream), Chimera/Conquest came from another unnamed AU, and Abrael came from the standard human world (back during the golden age of pirates, most likely)

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improvidence318 · 4 years

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My ladyfriend requested this one....a long time ago, suffice to say. Seeing as it’s her birthday tomorrow, I felt it was time to finally get around to making it.

Script under the cut:

S: Guys? I'm home. Hey, you'll never guess what I just....did....okay maybe you already know. Gaster? You uh, you feeling alright? You look a little bit absolutely furious. Paps, why is Gaster mad? Did you wake him up?

P: Sans....do remind me, what were you supposed to do to the Bertolli family?

S: Take out a few of their Capos so as to destablize their ground operations and sow suspicion against the competing families

P: Oh good, so you were paying attention. Did you listen to the part where we told you to take them out alone, in isolated areas so they would be found one at a time?

G:Did we tell you to massacre them all in a side alley right by Mettaton's nightclub?

S: Come on guys, you know Mettaton's not gonna say anything to finger us...at least not in that sense

P: NOT. THE. POINT.

S: Look, I saw an opportunity while they were all together, and I took it!

G: It was meant to look like a systematic hit job, not like a Valentine's Day massacre! You turned mob politics into a public spectacle!

P: The police can't turn a blind eye to this, and it's going to be all over the fucking papers!

S: Guys, guys! You're overcomplicating this. It's still going to have the intended effect, I just... improvised a little, that's all. Just you wait and see. Now if you'll excuse me, I just came by to change clothes. I plan to listen to the sweet titters of a little bird at a certain club tonight...

R: Breaking news! Murder! Mayhem! Mafia! The streets ran red with blood tonight as 6 men, thought to be connected to the Bertolli family, were found slaughtered in an alley in what we are tentatively titling Saint Valentine's Day Massacre 2: The Squeakquel! (Jerry is this really the best we have?) Name subject to change later!

S: ....Okay so maybe you were right about the mafia attention thing, but don't worry about it. I shortcutted out before anyone could have seen me

R: Was the murderer seen? Eyewitnesses state they saw what appeared to be a large, exceedingly pale figure standing over the deceased before disappearing in the blink of an eye! Unfortunately nobody was close enough to get a better look. More information as the story develops! We now resume our broadcast of smooth jazz, which is the only music we have in this time period!

S: ....heh heh heh...alright, guess I'm laying low for a few days, eh?

G: Try a month! You're grounded!

S: A month?! Come on, that's not fair!

G: GROUNDED! Now go to your room before I PUT you in the ground!

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tvlandofficial · 1 year

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some of you guys (other 'nonnies) are real weird about religion! i hope you forgive them for their sacrilege, heresy(?) and other stuff, tenna. our world, like ralsei's and gaster's, is pretty different from yours. especially on the lightner front. our relationship with them is a little hard to explain, but i guess some people just really want everyone to think about lightners the way we do.

anyway, all that to say, i hope you feel it in your heart to pray that toriel forgives them for their actions. it's not borne of hate, i think, just a bit of culture shock. i think.

📺 EH, IT'S FINE.

📺 IT'S... WEIRD, I'LL ADMIT, HAVING YOU DARKNERS TALK ABOUT YOUR LIGHTNERS LIKE THEY DON'T HOLD THE POWER OVER US THEY DO. IT'S NOT JUST BELEIVING, LIKE I'VE SAID – IT'S A FEELING THAT ALL OF US CAN SEE IN THE WAY OF OUR WORLD, IN THE DETERMINATION OF OUR ACTIONS BY THE LIGHT.

📺 BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS I'M JUST NOT MADE TO WONDER ABOUT. THINGS US DARKNERS CAN'T HANDLE, YEAH? THAT'S THE KIND OF STUFF THE KID DEALS IN.

📺 I GET THAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO HATE ME, EVEN IF YOU ALL DO ACT LIKE YOU WANNA GET UNDER MY SKIN TIME AND AGAIN. BUT I DON'T THINK YOU GET HOW LITTLE OF A SAY WE HAVE IN ALL OF THIS.

📺 (... TORIEL ABOVE, WHY'S SAYING THAT FEEL SO...)

📺 ...

#BROADCAST #yeah another BIG thing w this is that it's both a religion and a system of power #its a very real force that very much hurts even the darkners thriving the best under it

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haveyouseenthisskeleton · 3 years

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how will the main characters from ut help their friend (or adopted human child in the situation with Toriel and Asgore) if they find out that they have fallen in love with Papyrus/Sans?

Undertale Sans - Oh boy. He didn’t sign for this ??? It was pretty obvious you were interested in Papyrus, but Sans never thought you would come see him to ask for help. He’s kinda panicking right now. Because, first, he doesn’t want you to take his brother away, but in the same time, he wants his brother to be happy and you are making him happy. This dilemma is too had for one skeleton to bear and he just falls on the ground like a seastar. Sans is not helpful.

Undertale Papyrus - Papyrus is a bit too overexcited at the idea you are trying to know his brother more. He will give you his dating manual, and will gladly roleplay with you. You are trying to explain him nicely that it is not helping since he kept flirting with you and Sans is not a flirty one, and kept proposing you to gift him bones, but he’s trying his best so you can’t get mad. Sans is happy you are bonding with his brother, so it kinda works ?

Undertale Toriel - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Toriel is very glad you are interested in Sans/Papyrus. You see, she knows them for a little while now and she knows exactly what can flustered them. The look on Sans’ face when you offered him that plastic duck dressed in bikini was priceless, but probably not what both of you expect in the first place. For Papyrus, she bought you a bungee jump. Nothing like two minutes of absolute terror to get closer ! And it worked ! You knocked so hard Papyrus skull during the fall that you knocked both of you out !

Undertale Asgore - Asgore knows more Sans than Papyrus, so he can only help you with him. He gave you one of the golden flowers of his garden, since they are very rare now they are not Underground anymore. Well, you are not sure it worked. When Sans saw the golden flower, he kinda jerked up like you burnt him and blasted the poor golden flower. You are not sure why he panicked like that, but you spend the rest of the afternoon hugging him the time his panic attack stopped. So, in a way, you get closer from him ? Thanks King Fluffybuns !

Undertale Undyne - Undyne is a lot more close from Papyrus and will help you mostly with him. But she recommended you to throw Papyrus from the window of a skyscraper, rushing down stairs and catch him before he dies. That’s sound a bit too brutal for you. Also, she says he loves figurines. That’s already more feasible.

Undertale Alphys - She’s looking around her to see if you are really asking her that. Then she said “What do you know about cosplay ?”. Oh boy. Your boney crush is not ready for the evil nurse costume. Or you thought they were. Sans is looking at you with confusion and Papyrus is scolding you for stealing a nurse costume at the hospital. You knew you should have chose My little pony.

Undertale Frisk - * FLIRT. They also help you roleplay. Except Frisk is way too more investing at a point where it becomes a bit scary. Be gone, demonic firtatious creature.

Undertale Chara - “Easy. You stab Papyrus, then you go to see Sans and you tell him : Eh, I see you are SANS a brother now, maybe I can be your wife or something ?” You decide precisely not to do that.

Undertale Mettaton - He wants to create a TV show where your love one have to save you from dangerous things. You almost agreed until he said that he will be the one holding the chainsaw to cut you in half while Skellyboy is risking his life fighting a white shark in a giant pool. You thanked Mettaton and LEAVE.

Undertale Gaster - ??? You were having a nice chat with your fridge when that thing absorb it and tried to talk to you. You understood that you need to tell Sans your feelings out of the goop. Actually, that’s not what Gaster was saying. He was begging for help to get rid of the fridge, but it helped anyway.

Undertale Grillby - “Easy ! Pay his tab or buy him Ketchup.” You decide to look at his tab. After fainting three times after seeing the amount, you decide to buy ketchup instead. It’s working just as well.

Undertale Muffet - “First, you wrap him up in a nice sticky web. Then, you lay your eggs. And then you eat his head.” What the hell were you expecting of a spider ?

Undertale Burgerpants - “Little buddy chummy pal, if you want to live an other day : DON’T.” Well. That’s kinda an advice I guess.

#undertale #undertale sans #undertale papyrus #undertale toriel #undertale asgore #undertale undyne #undertale alphys #undertale mettaton #undertale gaster #undertale frisk #undertale chara #undertale grillby #undertale muffet #undertale burgerpants #undertale ask blog #undertale asks #undertale imagines

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kittysukagasterfics · 3 years

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INCORRECT RP QUOTES ROUND 4

Inversion: Change is inedible.

Memoryhead: … Don't you mean inevitable?

Inversion, silently spitting out coins into his hands: No I do not.

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Junior: I think I'm having a mid life crisis.

Zora: … You're eight.

Junior: I COULD DIE AT SIXTEEN.

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Hero: I dunno when the middle of my life is, so I'm having a crisis that's still going.

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Gaster: Hey, what time is it?

Sam: * You don't know...Pass the saxophone, you'll find out.

Sam: *plays the saxophone loudly and horribly off key*

Flowey from the other room: WHO THE %$@- IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Sam: * You tell Gaster that it's 2 A.M.

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X: Okay, okay, stop asking me if I'm straight or bi or gay or whatever.

X: I identify as a threat.

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Endis, watching the news: some idiot tried to fight a squid today.

Memoryhead, dumping acetone all over his ink stained coat: Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

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Creator: You often use humor to deflect your trauma.

Zora: Thank you.

Creator: That's not a good thing.

Zora: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.

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Sam: * Sorry you're late! Zora got banned from the chicken shack so you had to go out of town to get some...

Zora: Hey, they shouldn't have said "all you can eat" if they didn't mean it.

Flowey: YOU ATE A CHAIR YOU IDIOT!!!

Zora: Your point?

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Sam: * How do you deal with your enemies?

Memoryhead: Kill them.

Sam: * That's… a bit extreme. You were hoping for a more passive solution.

Memoryhead:

Memoryhead: Kill them only a little...?

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Sam, approaching New Home: * … They really threw everything out of the way and came all this way, just for you? How did they even get here so fast?

Zora, brushing her own blood off her hands: Several traffic violations.

RGB, fixing his slightly dusty hat: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Button, holding a small rifle: About 13 cans of energy drinks.

Inversion, slightly dizzy: Also, that's not our car.

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Hope: Alright, what are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

RGB: Rude.

Inversion: … That's fair.

Sam: * Not again...

Creator: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Sans: it sword of looks like you have a problem with me.

Alphys: I-I know it's th-the umm... the thought that- that uh counts, but, d-does this gift come with a... ummm... a-a receipt…?

Knockout: Oh no, I'm allergic.

Zora, who somehow got legitimately stabbed: Oh sweet, it comes with a free pocket!

Hope: . . .

Papyrus: *walks into the room* UMM, OW...? ARE YOU GUYS OK-

Hope, hugging him immediately: Thank you… for the normal answer...

Papyrus: ?????

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Inversion: Have you seen Sam, Memoryhead, and Amber recently?

Gaster: They're playing hide and seek.

Inversion: Where?

Zora, wandering past: I don't think you get how this game works...

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Sam: * Date someone who will take them outside at 3 A.M to go look at the stars!

Zora: If ANYONE drags me outside at three o clock in the &%@$#(+ morning to go look at the &%@+ sky I will remove them from my life indefinitely.

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Gaster, struggling to keep upright in one inch square heels: Y-yeah, I don't think heels are for me...

Lucky, pointing at him whilst flawlessly walking past in six inch sparkly golden stiletto heels: W E A K .

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Sam: * Violence isn't the answer.

Zora: … You're right.

Sam: *sighs in relief*

Zora: Violence is the question.

Sam: * What-

Zora, bolting towards Silas: And the answer is yes, he's dead meat.

Sam, rushing after her: * NO!!!

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Glitch: Hewwo.

Assok: Hihiiiiii!!

Starscream: Greetings, organics.

Sam: * Three kinds of people.

Gaster, balled up on the floor: I want pudding.

Zora: Four, actually.

Snatcher, kicking in the door: WHAT'S UP FOOLS?!

Memoryhead: … Five.

Zora: And then there's us so technically six kinds of people.

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Sam: * Croissants: dropped.

Hero: Road: works ahead.

Memoryhead: Barbeque sauce: on my tits.

Zora: Shavacado: fre.

Sans: miss keisha: %@(%-#+ dead.

Gaster, extremely grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Wingding, mostly invisible: … Heard: you were talking -$@+ about me -wHEEEEEZE-

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Sam: * In your defence, you were left unsupervised.

Gaster: Wasn't Negative with you?

Negative: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

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Memoryhead: On a scale from "&#(@ Daniel" to "Fre sha vaca do," how are you feeling?

Sam: * In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you take down Captain America," but as a solid answer you'd probably say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger." You ask Zora about her answer.

Zora: Eh, probably "road work ahead."

Gaster, about ready to curl up and uncontrollably sob for 3 hours: I understand many languages and this is none of them.

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Hero: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Flowey: Not if they consent to it.

Zora: Depends on who it is you're stabbing.

Sam: * YES?!?!?!

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Sam: * You impulsively bought a snake, what do you name him?

Gaster: YOU DID WUAT-

Glitch: William Snakespear.

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These are stupidly fun to do fhjdgdjdg

~~~~~~

Sam may not be able to play the saxophone but they can play a cowbell given the chance. And Sam buying or keeping any animal they come across is extremely accurate.

#submission #incorrect quotes

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kits-shrine · 3 years

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"I'm frisk, what's your name?" The child ask, their smaller hands clinging to his as they looked at the holes in wonder, then up at his cracks then back to his holes.

Chuckling red followed behind Seshin, once reaching downstairs Sixer looked up. "I was wondering where you two where- oh! Why hello there Tamashii I see you've met my other child frisk?" He gestures to said child, who was now looking at Tamashi intensely, clearly wanting to ask him something. "Chara is talking with Hoori again," the Gaster sighed, "I swear ever since I said yes that's all he wants to discuss. Now hes pestering the poor girl with questions about her binding magic. " with a amused shake of his head he sets the table. Red snorts, "kids excited, can ya blame em?"

"My name is Tamashii little one." He smiled down at them, holding their hand carefully mindful of the ragged edges on his palms. He missed their look as the other Gaster caught his attention. "Ah yes I don't think we've formally mee- I... Chara?" Much like Hoori, he and Seishin stiffened at the name. But he recovered much quicker as he muttered to himself "It seems my theory was correct, still I am surprised to find them alive."

Seishin took a deep breath before letting it out with a smile "eh, don't worry about hoori. she'd had tons of practice putting up with this guy." he jerked his thumb to Tamashii who nodded. He looked back over at Sixer "i know you were here when red brought me but honestly it's a bit of a blur. m'names seishin and as you guessed that's my bro tamashii. nice to meet ya."

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offbrandmercyplates · 4 years

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I should put a title here but I don't know what to put AAA

Tumblr User invader-amethyst: *Has a Greek Gods AU headcanon*

Emmibee: “Hey fic writers, feel free to write—”

Me: *Throws self into the computer screen Super Mario 64 style* I’VE BEEN SUMMONED.

So, yep! invader-amethyst sent in an ask with a Greek Gods AU idea, and Emmibee gave it a stamp of approval. Thus, I wrote. This one actually took a few tries to get started, but I think I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. See you at the bottom!

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The Unseen One’s Lesson on Loneliness

The Underworld, for the most part, was made up of stone tunnels and caverns that were bathed a deep blue by the numerous crystals on the walls and ceilings. The entrances to these tunnels and caverns often shifted around, by their own will or the will of their king, which created an infinite combination of paths to wander and explore. Condensation would drip from stalactites into little puddles that never grew or shrank, and the drips and drops echoed throughout the Underworld in a way that soothed some and unnerved most. The goddess of spring was part of the former.

Kore was currently sitting in a cavern with a floor of damp, loamy soil. It had been the first gift given to her by the god of death in person, rather than secretly left for her to discover.

She enjoyed feeling the soil with her hands, watching it fall between her fingers and smooth over her palms. She was, admittedly, a bit indecisive, and had yet to choose what she would grow in this new garden first. Since food was ample in the Underworld, flowers seemed to be the best option, but which flowers should she grow first? Should she start small, with some bushes of roses? Something thematically appropriate to the setting, like some branches of belladonna? So many choices, but which would be just right?

Hence why she was simply enjoying the sensation of dirt on her skin; damp enough to form a shape when pressed, but dry enough not to stick.

A slight tickling sensation on her smallest finger, buried under the soil, made her lift her gaze to see a pale, wriggling string crawl its way across the dirt. A worm friend!

Kore flipped onto her stomach and gently patted the worm. Mm, yes. This was some good soil her husband got her if there were worm friends to find.

The little worm stilled at her touch. Its back end lifted and made what looked like a “come here” gesture before it disappeared under the dirt.

Curious, Kore carefully dug a hole around the worm until she found a small, dead plant. She cradled it in her hands. It was a limp, vine-like stem with wrinkly brown tubes clustered along it. There were no roots, suggesting it had been plucked before being buried there.

Kore smiled. Here was her answer.

She closed her eyes and felt energy, warmth, and light pulse into the plant, which she lowered to the ground so it could take root. She let it stand on its own once it had the strength, and she could hear the soft crinkle of petals regaining their vigor.

She opened her eyes and admired the clusters of red tube-shaped flowers on the bush. It wasn’t very big at all, especially in this huge cavern, but the fiery red blossoms seemed to glow like a real fire in the cool darkness. “Erica flowers,” she said. Then, calling over her shoulder: “In the language of flowers, they mean ‘loneliness’. I don’t suppose you knew that, did you?”

There was a clattering sound, like a rock balanced on a stalagmite had been knocked over suddenly. Then Hades was standing next to her. “How did you know I was here?”

“I always know when you’re here,” she replied, tapping the blooms and watching them bounce slightly at her touch.

“I was wearing my Helm of Darkness. Not even a god can sense me when I wear it.”

“Good thing I’m a goddess, then, eh?”

“Kore…” he stopped himself, and she looked up to see him worrying at the handle of his golden staff.

“It’s okay,” she grinned up at him. “I like it when you call me by my name.”

He adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses. She patted the ground beside her, and after a moment, he carefully lowered himself next to her. “The flowers of loneliness…” he hummed to himself.

“Why was it down here?” Kore asked.

“…I was out one day,” he replied, “working on the surface, when I came across a bushel much like this one. My… knowledge of flowers is limited, so flowers shaped like these were strange. I felt a strong draw to them, so I took a branch-full, only to remember too late that I can’t touch most living things. It died in my hand.” He stared hard at the flowers. “The flowers of loneliness,” he repeated. “I suppose it makes some sense.”

“What does?”

“We are alone when we die. A fitting end for a flower meant to symbolize this truth.”

Kore frowned. “Well…” she paused a moment. “I don’t know about that. Look at how many of them there are.” She took his boney hand and guided it to the cluster of red. “You can’t really say they’re alone when they’re bunched together like this. And even when you touched them, they all went together.” His fingertip brushed a blossom, and it didn’t wither. “So they might feel lonely, but they’re not actually as alone as they think they are.” Her hand closed around his and she looked into his eye sockets. “They’re not alone.”

The thrumming echo of dripping water rang in the silence as they looked at each other. Eye sockets, one closed and one wide open, stared into a pair of eyes full of life. His jaw bone was slightly slack, and her smile was warm and gentle.

After a moment, her smile turned a little mischievous. “So… why were you wearing your Helm of Darkness?”

Hades’ skull flushed. “I-it’s not strange for me to have it!”

“In your own territory?”

“I—! Well—! It… may be a habit at this point… when I watch you… it’s not creepy!”

“It isn’t,” Kore laughed. “It just means you’re shy.”

“The god of death is not shy!”

“The god of death is, however, someone who talks about himself in the third person.”

“That means the god of death knows that he’s important.”

The goddess of spring leaned lightly against her husband. “That, he is.”

“Strange woman.” He took a stronger hold of her hand.

“Stubborn old man.” She bumped his shoulder with her head.

***

A major inspiration for the flower I chose for this story came from the second Black Butler Musical, which featured a deep theme about Erica flowers and the loneliness of death. Erica flowers are also called heaths (which are different from but related to heather flowers), and after multiple Google searches, it seems the “fire heath” is the color that means loneliness. Most Erica flowers are white, purple, or pink, but those colors are generally more positive (purple does often mean solitude, though).

Roses, as we know, mean love, which would be perfect for Kore and Hades being in love (and married-ish?); and belladonnas are also called deadly nightshade, which is why it would have been thematic to the setting of the Underworld.

Kore calls Hades her husband, but I’m not actually sure if they’re married in our human sense of the term. Would they have an official “tying of the knot” or would it be more like just something they agree on that’s acknowledged by all the gods?

Where are all the spirits in the Underworld? … Ssh…

*points at the worm* WORM FRIEND! WORM FRIEND!

I originally wanted to include this somewhere in the story, but I imagine that Hades found the Erica flower the day before he saw Kore for the first time. Perfect timing!

Speaking of Hades and Kore, Hades would usually wear his Helm of Darkness when watching Kore from the shadows, and even though she’s bound to the Underworld now, the habit of feeling unseen is hard to break (he’s called the Unseen One for a reason, after all.) How is Kore able to sense him, even when most gods wouldn’t be able to? Perhaps something deeply entwines their souls, deeper than the magic of the helm.

Alright, I think those were the major things I wanted to say. With Ms. Emmibee’s permission, I’ll be posting this to my AO3 and FFN accounts soon. Thanks to invader-amethyst for sending out the spark for this story, and of course to Ms. Emmibee for coming up with this whole AU (and the AUs within that AU). I’ll see you around. Until then!

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AAAAA I love this so much!!!!!!

1) I love how you always put meanings into the flowers!!

2) They’re definitely married in some sense; probably had a small, private ceremony with just them and some officiant. Or do gods need an officiant? They pretty much ARE the highest authority.

3) WORM FRIEND

4) I feel like Gaster is just going to be awkward no matter what universe he’s in. Sweet awkward man.

5) Please do post it! I can’t wait to see it!!!!!

Many thanks again for this wonderful story!!!

#OBMPfanfic #yours the author #also i love the 'stubborn old man' bit #so lovely #submission #greek gods au

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Error's PoV:

A... truce? He really wants to do a... truce???

Oh my stars. It's finally happening. I'm crying with tears of joy, as he looks at me confused. "YES!! FINALLY, A TRUCE!" I say, genuinely happy!

Ink starts grinning. He can tell that I'm happy. My voice isn't even glitching! "Oh my stars, yes, I want to do a truce! Please!" I say. He hugs me, genuinely laughing. I hug back, only glitching slightly.

I'm still crying from happiness. He lets me calm down. "I'll tell you who you really are eventually, G- I mean, Error," he says cheerfully. G? I'm not a Gaster!Sans, as far as I know.

However, Geno!Sans DOES look remarkably similar to me... almost TOO similar...

Eh, I'll learn more later. Right now, I'm overwhelmingly excited. I grin softly, trembling with joy. I never thought this would happen.

I feel... so happy....

When was the last time I was happy...?

God, that sounds depressing. At least the voices aren't-

"You piece of garbage. You really think he cares?"

I freeze.

"Oh, wow, such a fucking crybaby. Why would a soulless creature care about YOU?"

I start crying.

"GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU."

I start sobbing.

"sT0P y311InG! I G3T IT! Y0U HATE m3!"

"DAMN RIGHT WE DO! NOW KILL INK! DAMN, YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT YOUR JOB."

I keep sobbing and trying to get the voices to go away. They intensify.

Then they start screaming.

I scream loudly, collapsing. Ink is probably very concerned. I feel tapping on my shoulder. I ignore it.

I keep sobbing. "G0 aW4y, iN5." "Error, what's wrong?" The voices suddenly go quiet.

"The... voices... they hate me... they started screaming..."

"The voices? Wait. Do you mean the Creators?"

"I... I guess they are? Some always go on and on about their precious little AU's and how I should stop, and others yell at me to do my stupid job."

Ink is officially horrified. I can tell, because his hand starts shaking. I can't really see, because of all the error signs covering my eyes.

"I never knew they were that horrible to you... they're so nice to me... wow. What the hell. That's just plain old bullying and preference."

I have to agree with him on that. It's disgusting. The error signs finally disappeared, and I see Ink is tearing up. "Inky, stop crying."

He froze. "Are you calling me Inky again~?" Ink teases. I immediately flush a bright yellow, for gods sake-

I look away, slightly pouting. "No," I argue. He just grins stupidly. Fuck you, Mr God of Creation. Stop making me feel happy. And where the hell did the voices go?

"Haha, you thought we left?"

Shit. I curl up into Ink, hyperventilating. "Not again," I whisper.

"We never leave."

Stupid Fate. I hate her.

"i̶, e̶s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶l̶y̶."

I flinch. That's definitely Fate.

"HEY! CREATORS!" Ink says somewhat loudly. The voices stop talking. "SHUT THE HELL UP! STOP HATING ON HIM! HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT!"

...

Damn. So he DOES care. Hopefully. I've liked him since I met him, he was just really violent and angry towards me. So I thought he hated me.

The voices disappear. Temporarily.

"Thank you," I mumble, flushing yellow.

Ink's PoV:

Stupid Creators. I can't believe they're hurting him.

I was a horrible person. Honestly. Just because he's a destroyer doesn't mean he's a terrible person. I wish I realized that sooner.

I noticed his blush finally. Huh. Maybe he does have a crush. I smile.

"Well, now that we're gonna do a truce... no more creating, and no more destroying. Got it? Unless we wanna be beaten up, or it's absolutely necessary," I state. He nods and smiles gently.

Holy stars, that just froze me. I never knew he could be this captivating. I immediately look away.

'I can't fall for him. He doesn't like me that way,' I think.

"Hey, Skittle Face. Why're you blushing?" Oh, fucking great. I'm blushing.

"Nope. No I'm not," I say nervously. He chuckles. "Sure, Ink Stain." INK STAIN?! OH MY STARS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

The rainbow flush on my face only grows darker. For gods sake, Error, please stop. He just grins and laughs. Stars, he's cute. Wait what-

I "relax". Haha, not today, bitch. Not today. I'm not gonna fall for him, stupid Fate. Destiny. Whatever. Not today.

"Anyways... what to do now..." I mumble. He probably doesn't wanna be friends. I wouldn't be friends with me, either. But it gives me a sinking feeling inside...

He grabs my hand and smiles. "Friends?" I look at him, grinning. "Friends," I say. Thank you, Destiny.

So, friends, huh? That's new. Very new. Huh. I have no soul, but when I'm with him, I feel a spark of... something new. I don't know what it is.

Love? Hope? Compassion? Excitement?

I don't know, honestly. It's confusing. So, so fucking confusing. I didn't think I could feel. Let alone feel... that. It's weird. Very concerning.

Why was I even blushing?! He's not even that- that's a lie. I just didn't notice it when I was fighting him. I didn't notice it when I hated him, but he's actually- attractive.

Oh god no, don't think that- friends only, remember? Yeah. Friends only. Just friends. Mhm, just that.

I'm a huge mess, Jesus Christ. I don't even like him that way! It's just an illusion-!

"Hey. Ink Stain. You aren't listening." Oh no. I've messed up already. "Ehhh, define listening," you mutter. Error is laughing a bit.

"Caught in your thoughts? STRUNG UP?" Error chuckles. You laugh a bit; you've always liked puns slightly. You're a Sans, after all. You're not a fanatic, but you still like them.

"Oh, I don't know. I could of just DRAWN THEM up in my head," I say, smiling. Error suddenly gets slightly defensive. Probably the PTSD.

"H-hey, uh, Ink? You won't do... THAT again, will you?" "What do you me- oh," I mutter. "No. I won't attack you again, especially with an army."

Error doesn't seem to completely believe me.

Error's PoV:

Ink is nice enough, but I don't trust him. Not... completely. God, he's nice though, when he's not trying to kill me.

His actions are still suspicious to me, however. He's suddenly too nice. Wayyyy too nice. It's highly annoying, and confusing. Fate could be behind his odd behavior, and be manipulating both him and me.

I do NOT trust him. Especially since he tried to kill me using a whole army of Sanses and Papyruses. It.... scares me. HE scares me. Almost as much as touch.

Anyways, I'm a lot more cautious now that I remembered he could literally kill me at any moment. So, yeah. But now that we have our little "truce", I have freedom!!

I don't know what to feel. It's weird. He's affecting me, isn't he?

Ugh. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm just glad that he won't do THAT to me again. Thank the stars.

"Hey, Ink?" I say. "We're... friends now, right? So you wouldn't... you wouldn't..." I don't even realize that tears are threatening to burst from my sockets. "You wouldn't hurt me again, no matter what?" I mumble.

I turn away, looking at the stars. I don't even expect him to say he wouldn't. He's probably lying. He's like them. He wouldn't-

"I wouldn't."

That does it. I start crying again, but silently, still looking upwards. The stars have always fascinated me, but the habitants of Outertale weren't too fond of me.

"Hey PAL. GET OU- huh? Ink? What're ya doing with HIM?"

Great. It's Outer. I honestly didn't expect him to find us.

"Oh, hey Outer!! I'm just trying to hang out with Error, is all!" Ink says cheerfully. I facepalm; that's too suspicious for him to say, ESPECIALLY after he ordered an attack on me.

"He mEAnS thAt hE reGrETs bEATinG mE uP. And nO, I'M noT maNiPULAtiNg hIM!" I say quickly.

Outer Sans doesn't seem to believe you.

Ugh. And then the voices are screaming at me to leave - oh JOY, this'll be FUN. "Hey, Ink. You should leave before the guy STRINGS YOU UP," Outer says to Ink.

Ink Sans refuses to leave.

God he's an idiot. Outer is going to blast me to smithereens, get out of here! Stupid Inky Squid. Ink takes out his stupid Broomy. "No, Outer. We were just talking, that's all-!" "Knowing him, he's plotting something! Just leave, Ink."

I sigh loudly. They're fighting like an old married couple, and it's annoying me. I open a portal to Underswap - at least we can hide in the forest there. But Ink refuses to move. He's going to defend me, oh stars - he wouldn't dare.

"Ink. Let's leave. We're not welcome here. Well, I'M not welcome here-" I start. "No, Error. I'm not going to let you get harassed anymore because of my mistakes." I sigh. He won't listen to reason. I might as well wait it out regularly.

Ink's PoV:

I'm not going to let Error let pushed around like this anymore! I need to own up to my mistakes. And one way is by telling the truth.

"You know how when I CHECKed Error, I started sobbing?" I start. Error facepalms again. I start telling the story from my point of view.

....

"... so yeah, now we're here," I say. Outer looks horrified, Error looks uncomfortable. Error's basically shifting on his feet, obviously wanting to leave. But... I needed to tell the truth, for once.

"Damn," Outer whispers. "That's... messed up, actually." Of course it is!! That's why I want to fix it!

"Hey, Ink, can we go now? I really want to leave," Error says without glitches. I nod softly, waving goodbye to Outer, then step through the portal.

UNDERSWAP

"So, what's the pro-?" I start, getting cut off by Error dragging me into the forest. Damn, he really doesn't want to be seen by anyone. I mean, I DID just order an army of Sanses and Papyruses against the guy.

"So... wassup??" I begin. Error rolls his eyelights. ""Wassup" is all you have to say?! You literally just- ugh-!" Error starts scratching at his wrists.

"Dude, stop-!" I try grabbing his hands, forgetting he has haphephobia. "DoN'T t0UC5 ME!!" he screams, scrambling away from me. At this rate, we're going to get spotted, and it won't end well.

"Error. Please stop harming yourself, seriously," I say, concerned. Wait. How am I concerned? Shouldn't the vials be wearing off by now...? Am I feeling another emotion?

He glares at me in the eyes. I shudder slightly, mildly confused. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry that I tried to touch your hands, can you please stop scratching??"

Error Sans stops scratching at his wrists, but keeps glaring.

I sigh. We're already getting off to a bad start. "Dude. I said I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you, I genuinely just wanted to help you," I say. His eyes soften slightly, and he stops glaring as intensely.

"You probably hate me for beating you. I understand. Don't force yourself to be friends with a freak, y'know?" I mumble. "Hey. You're not a freak, even if you have leukophobia and you're weird."

"It's just... I'm scared you'll hurt me again. I don't want to be better and then find out it's all fake."

I look at him, stunned. Wow. He thinks I'm lying to him.

Tears pinprick at the edges of my sockets. I understand. I wouldn't want to be around me either. I'm a screw up. A mistake. Someone who should've been erased.

I probably AM faking this. Faking emotions, thinking I'm getting my feelings back. I'm a terrible monster. I should've just died when I ripped my soul in two.

Suddenly, Error hugs me. "Ink, don't cry. I know it's difficult for you, especially since you've harmed me badly, but don't beat yourself up because of it. Seriously, dude."

I smile. Everything is going to be alright.

And then the world went white.

????'s PoV:

Huh? Why is everything... white? Where am I? Who am I?

What's my story?

And then I found them. Sketches. Vessels of beings that will never come to be.

That's why I ripped my soul in two. I was losing my sanity slowly. Nobody talked, nobody smiled,

NOBODY CARED.

When I left the AntiVoid (I named it that), I started creating. I became the Creator.

You already know who I am.

My name is Ink. And I'm not the good guy, here.

#undertale #undertale au #error sans #ink sans #errorink #erroink #fgod #forced god of destruction #fgod error #harrish6 #sans #sans undertale #abuse #attempted suicide #kyedrinkscola #wattpad writings #gitc #glitch in the code

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