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thisgodwontforgiveyou · 1 year

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okay i do have to go back to vaguing that person one more time because i just realized even if you interpret events completely literally they still point to the same exact shit about elster its just a mildly more annoying and complicated path to get there

#like the whole thing about elster is her constantly trying to fix a problem thats only still a problem because she #wont stop trying to fix it #i mean this interpretation unfortunately requires accepting adler as like. a Good Guy but thats because thats how he would be viewed by #anyone attempting to flatten isa's life into a Series Of Events To Consume #which is essentially what trying to make the story a literal chain of events does #but like. theres really no reality where elster doesnt come across as immensely scary and harmful #even if you accept the premise that she HAS to do it because ariane needs to die the fact that adler has the dialogue #referencing previous loops and you almost definitely got the promise ending first makes it very disingenuous to say youre only concerned #with literalism when you literally have to wholesale invent and ignore events to fit them into a mold where its a game about how being #a lesbian is awesome #i mean it is a game about how being a lesbian is awesome but in the drakengard 3 way where its like a secondary thing going on #on top of a story about recovering from horrible trauma

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midwestblue · 1 year

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★ I adore these vintage buttons so much

#.txt #after I rb'd my last post I was like hmmm #time to look at vintage lgbt buttons!!#and i am very very pleased that I did!!#lgbt #lesbian #gay #transgender #bisexual #lgbt history #I really recommend checking out the website. linked in the star #its so cool and awesome and incredible #text

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dykepulpfriction · 8 months

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butch isn’t something you become, its something you find out you already are and then grow into, hope this helps

#lesbian #dyke #dykepulpfriction #butch #gay #i love posting about butches #dyke posting #all day long #love it #i think ab being butch all day long #it’s awesome

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whim-prone-pirate · 2 months

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hey guys what do you do when you dream about a girl who doesn't exist. you meet her, she lives in your building, you and your other friend start to get to know her. your friend is kind of a dick, but that's just how he is. as you get closer with this girl, you start to convince yourself that you like her—you don't. you think she's gorgeous and you think you're supposed to fall in love with her, but you haven't. and in your efforts to love her, you do something that hurts her, your friend egging you on, trying to get you to go further, double down, and the girl pulls away from you. she doesn't look at you like she used to. she won't stand close to you and her new boundaries are clear—she needs you to keep your distance and you're not going to be able to fix this completely, not ever. and you understand that, and you're a kind person, so you are as respectful towards her as you know how. again, your friend is a dick about the whole thing, which doesn't make you feel better at all. maybe you shouldn't feel better. because you started it. you told yourself you were going to love her and you didn't and you did it wrong. and now that you've fucked it up for good, you feel yourself starting to look at her differently than you did before, just like she's doing now. but you're looking at her with shyness and gentleness and from six feet away, shrinking into yourself with a tiny glint of light in your eyes, while she stands stoic and tall, her eyebrows tensed and her mouth flat as you fumble your way through an attempt at aftermath-themed small talk, her responses short and clipped and knowing. she knows what's happened to you. she knows why you're looking at her like that. and she knows that you know that you lost your chance and you're not getting the same chance back and definitely not in the same way. and when she asks you for a small favor or wishes you well, you skip away, your voice soft and light and far too gentle, so fucking gentle, and you know that she hates you a little bit. and you know that now, only after, you love her a little bit. and then you wake up. what do you do then?

#dreams #writeblr #spilled ink #spilled words #spilled thoughts #spilled dreams #my writing #technically #feels a little too artful to be a textpost #based on real events #!!!!#awesome sauce #i want her back #she was brunette and she wore round framed glasses #her favorite coat was grey #lesbian #lesbianism #sapphic

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wuntrum · 2 months

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some previews of my new gay comic maintenance! about robots and girls and fingers and hands and wires. available as physical copies through WBMC only for the month of april!!! (and digitally after that)

#my art #maintenance #sooo happy w how this comic turned out ... yaaay lesbians #the wires were kind of a lot. but also kinda meditative. and totally worth it #also so happy to be part of wbmc :') its such an awesome idea

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notbeingnoticed · 4 months

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What is something about lesbian sex you wish someone had told you?

Your hand/wrist will start cramping, and it will hurt like a bitch. You just gotta push through (no pun intended)

It doesn't matter how closely they shave. You will end up with a little "mustache" of redness on your upper lip after going down on your girl.

Just because you're a lesbian doesn't mean you don't need lube.

Jaw cramps are a thing

Don't be afraid to breathe during oral sex.

Just because you have the same body parts doesn't mean they like the same things. Everyone is different. Don't pretend you know someone when you don't.

YOU CAN STILL SPREAD STDs EVEN WITH YOUR FINGERS.

Cut your nails.

Sex isn't only about penetration.

If you're really self-conscious about making a mess, try putting a few towels (or six) down first.

Virginity is a made-up concept.

Yeast infections are super common with new partners so don’t be afraid to go to urgent care.

Don't fake moans or fake an orgasm. They'll think you like what they're doing and they'll do it forever, which will only leave you unsatisfied.

Keep a tall glass of hot water on by the bedside and keep the dildo dipped in it until you're ready to go.

Love and sex are two completely different things.

Porn is not a good place to learn how to pleasure a clit but if they want you to run their clit like you’re scrubbing a frying pan, do it.

#lesbian #this is pretty awesome #all of this is true

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ccassettetape · 8 months

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i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot

#haiku bot #🦾 finn txt #normal post. average. average words in these tags.#need to catch it. with a net maybe. like those ones that they always show ppl catching butterflies and junk with on shows. pspsppspspspspsp #ooooooooooh u wanna look at this post so bad oooooooooh #<- attempting to attract haiku bot to this post #wowoowoooowowowowowoowowowowowowoowowowoowowowoowowiwoowiwiwoowowowowoowowwwww (<- normal noises)#I wonder if there’s a limit to how many tags you can add #time to begin the haiku bot summoning ritual um #oooowowowowoowowowwwwooooo haiku bot haiku bot haiku bot oooowoowowowowwwwwwwu you wanna look at this post haiku bot ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoo #throws flower. get over here please.#man. my arm hurts.#its weird bc one #why does my arm hurt thats really donking random but two im not?? why do i have an arm. i still get kinda surprised by it when i front lmao #why am i rambling so much in the tags #oh right trying to figure out if theres a limit to how many tags there can be dhdjdjndhdjsjmsjdjd #i think lesbians are cool. girls who like other girls are awesome. keep existing 👍#uhhhhhhhh #never mind im done with that now i dont anything more to say :(#never mind again #tags tags tags tags tags #LISTEN IM BORED AS HECK AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING RANDOM AND SILLY SHUSH #journal

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twigsyy · 1 year

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Smokin' hot babe

#gay furries so awesome #comic #art #furry #anthro #lesbian #patty #barb

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dwobbitfromtheshire · 5 months

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Anyone who calls Steve Harrington a cunt gets the receiving end of his left and right hooks. Their names are Dustin and Robin. Steve dies? They die. Someone calls Steve a name? That someone gets their ass kicked. Dustin and Robin meet up once a week to discuss Steve’s love life. Sometimes, they hold a meeting right in front of Steve. I like to think that Robin let Dustin in on the fact that she's a lesbian. It was Dustin who came up with the idea, after Vecna, that Steve likes Eddie. Steve would open his mouth to say that he likes girls when Robin beat him to the punch.

"Okay, but Steve likes women," Robin said.

"Okay, it's possible for you to be a lesbian, but can't Steve like both?" Dustin asked.

"Steve is right here!" He would yell, and they would just ignore him.

"Okay, it's called being bisexual," Robin said.

"Wait, it's a real thing?" Steve asked with wide eyes. "You can actually do that?"

"Yes, dingus," Robin said, rolling her eyes.

Meanwhile, Robin started arguing with Dustin about whether or not Steve was bisexual. Steve was sitting quietly now as he actually had a full-blown crisis.

"Guy? Guys?! GUYS?!" Steve asked.

"What?!" Dustin and Robin exclaimed.

"I think that Dustin's right. I think I like Eddie," Steve said softly.

"I'm right? I mean, I'm right?! I'm right!" Dustin exclaimed with a grin.

"Dustin," Robin snapped and turned to Steve. "Are you okay with this?"

"Yeah, suddenly, everything makes sense now?" Steve grinned. "Holy shit! Robin, guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm bisexual!" Steve laughed and then he stopped. "Oh, shit, I like a boy. What do I do?"

"You ask him out," Dustin said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"As if it's so simple," Steve said.

"Ha!" Robin exclaimed gleefully.

"Okay! New plan: Operation Find out if Eddie likes guys without pushing him into outing himself is a go," Dustin said.

"There's gotta be a better way to say that," Robin said.

Dustin frowned thoughtfully, and then he grinned, clapping his hands.

"Operation: Discovery!" Dustin exclaimed.

"It still needs work," Steve shrugged. "It'll do."

Was Eddie outside Steve’s door prepared to knock when he heard all that? Definitely. He was prepared to tell Steve all about his feelings when he overheard them. They were all rather loud. They all sounded so excited about their little mission that Eddie wanted them to give them the opportunity to work on it a bit. Plus, he loved a good quest. Meanwhile, he was going to search for the person who called Steve a cunt. Eddie flipped the switchblade out of his pocket and whistled as he skipped to his van.