#Your Selection

[improbablecarny]

collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media

#this is just a small selection feel free to add your own :)

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

[deadsetobsessions]

A scene that’s been buzzing in my head but I can’t seem to find the words for:

Danny: we should do some sibling bonding activities guys

Tim, a tired Robin: *points towards the fifth exploding building they’ve evacuated this week alone* two-face and riddler are helping

Dick, in a burnt smelling Nightwing suit: That’s not- okay, that’s not like an activity we do with the intention of bonding though

Jason, holding his helmet out hopefully: We can beat up the joker?

Danny, always ready for clown beat downs: and set his shit on fire?

Tim, who was raised by Danny and hates the guy who killed his favorite Robin: and fuck up his taxes and send the IRS after him?

Dick, who’s a protective, vindictive, and the og shit stirrer of big brother: toss him off a building or two?

Jason, holding back tears: I don’t fucking hate you losers too much, I guess.

Batman, on the comms: No-

Agent “I don’t have a ‘No-Kill’ Rule so fuck around and Find Out” A, running the comms: Oracle, cut Batman off from the planning session

#alfred pennyworth #danny phantom #Danny raised Tim #danny is a bat #Robin dc #they’re on patrol #nightwing #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #dc x dp #dp x dc #batman #bruce wayne #Alfred ‘selective hearing’ Pennyworth #sibling bonding #is sometimes planning the misery of the asshole that killed one of your brothers #Batman being a wet blanket #jason todd and dick grayson

[ravenxbones]

guns, guns, guns, huh? war, war…war…🪰

#mcr #gerard way #mcr alpharetta #mcrswarmzine #mcr art #my chemical romance #my final piece!! from last june! presented to you at last!!! #this was one of my shows!! i saw philly and alpharetta and i had a BLAST working on this zine with all of the incredible artists and writer #and of course i am. very very honored to have been selected for such an incredible project #i hope y’all get to hold your physical copies soon and enjoy the fruits of our labor! especially the mod team!!

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[flownwrong]

CALLUM KEITH RENNIE as Captain Rayner in Star Trek: Discovery

#when you see this and think what the fuck is that colouring and why this weird selection of moments please consider this: #i cannot gif #also you should see for yourself how yellow (and/or dark) those shots are #(not an excuse lol i've seen people colour much worse with much better results) #and i am also not sane about ckr so i don't choose moments that would look cool in an edit #it's not an edit #it's not even a gifset #it's just me going ahhhhhh! over a guy #thank you kindly for your patience #star trek discovery #callum keith rennie #rayner #c6d #fwgifs

[soosoosoup]

April boops day!!!

Boop!

#boop #april fools 2024 #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls poppy #trolls branch #is it really a boop if it encases your whole face? Poppy thinks so! #booping branch is a privilege that a very select few have #thanks for all the boops!!! it was so fun!!! #unfortunately since this is a side blog i couldn't boop back :( #so consider this a boop back #i tried to make this as fast as i could #a little late haha #tried hair highlighting! #it's pretty satisfying #trolls fanart #excuse the messiness #my art <3

[royaltea000]

Every letter addressed to Jonah Magnus just sounds like several men of good high standing who he’s tricked into giving him their knowledge money and affections realizing that they’ve fallen for a succubus but they can’t find it in them to hate him too hard- like do you know what I mean??? I know it’s just the old timey way of speaking but every statement just sounds like “please my evil twink, I beseech you!” Like this is why I can only imagine him as like very Dorian Gray-esque in my head. Please someone tell me I’m not crazy for thinking this that’s literally their evil bbg that’s sucked them for all they’re worth and thrown em away

#I may only be thinking about a select few but these are all the ones that I remember #bear with me it’s been a while since I’ve finished tma #I’m thinking about Jonathan Fanshawe going I hate you never speak to me again I’m filing a restraining order #all the best and your loyal loving servant I miss you already bbg Jonathan 😔 #Peter there is a long line of bodies before you #I mean that literally #boi really sucked the life outta em #and watched #thought about this real hard while brushing my teeth #tma podcast #tma #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #elias bouchard

[doodle-with-alizard]

Small malmal doodle

#if you thought i got over saw your wrong #saw #saw iii #amanda young #lynnmanda #lynn denlon #i dont have a selection tool to move Lynn's eyes up a pixel so ignore that

[artsy-azure]

Can this PLEASE stop happening I BEG

#autistic characters #autism #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #fandom culture #actually neurodivergent #actually neurodiverse #neurodiverse artist #autistic artist #beepboops #(this is about a few select handful of characters that i have in mind but feel free to tag your blorbos)

[drchucktingle]

today is usually day when old chuck sends out a reminder that paperback tinglers make pretty DANG GOOD HOLIDAY GIFTS but now that i am on tumblr i thought ‘buds here hate gettin sold stuff’

HOWEVER something else i have learned about tumblr buds is you appreciate art and artists that make it, you ACTUALLY SUPPORT creators (especially support outside artists who have a unique voice.) dang i like tumblr more every day honestly pretty heckin amazing place for creative buckaroos.

anyway with this in mind thought i would go ahead and mention to buckaroos who have just learned about chucks way about the SELECT YOUR OWN TIMELINE series similar to books where you choose your path that old chuck grew up with. these do not have an explicit way (no pounds anyone can read and enjoy this trot through the tingleverse) and make a pretty good paperback gift for a bud

of course its ALWAYS a good time to give a gift to YOURSELF too. love is real

SELECT YOUR OWN TIMELINE SERIES

ALL PAPERBACK TINGLERS ARE HERE

#chuck tingle #tingleverse #select your own timeline #choose your own adventure

[reality-detective]

It's a "Selection" NOT an election 🤔

#pay attention #educate yourselves #educate yourself #knowledge is power #reeducate yourself #reeducate yourselves #think about it #think for yourselves #think for yourself #do your homework #do some research #do your own research #ask yourself questions #question everything #selection #lies exposed #news #you decide #government corruption

[fisheito]

He's a magician

#how does eiden keep doing that #that. naked magic. tablecloth sweep but suddenly it's rated oops for selective nudity #this is the 2nd time i've drawn eiden motion blur swiping yaku's clothes off. will this become a pattern? #yes i am still thinking about aegis r2. naked apron forever #i know there was probably an interlude. a moment between R1 and R2 [R1.5] #where eiden said TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ok now put the apron back on #and yakumo's all ??? JUST the apron? ?? ?? #then we go into R2 and it starts with yakumo questioning eiden's costume direction #but i wouldn't put it past eiden's mystical part time abilities #to be able to selectively nakify his clan members #haHA! behold! the art of misdirection! NOW WITH SEXY CONSEQUENCES!! #at some point in the future eiden will show off his tablecloth swoosh trick (the legitimate one. that actually uses the tablecloth) #and yakumo will be mildly wary the entire time. hands hovering near his crotch area as he was lucky to do the FIRST time #anyway eiden performs the trick successfully. no one's clothes slide off. the tablecloth is swooshed. the dishes are intact. #now we can either leave it at that or go the route of Violence #like the dramatic samurai strike. there's a moment of nothing . THEN EVERYONE IN THE ROOM LOSES THEIR CLOTHES IN A GUST OF WIND #EIDEN'S ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!! PENULTIMA NAKED FLAME RENDING SHREDDINATOR RISING TORNADO!!!!!!! #nu carnival #yakuei #yakumo #eiden

[prankprincess123]

Legend of Zelda really heard the "what sort of being chooses an orphaned child/teenager as their chosen one?!?" moral quandary and answered repeatedly with "another orphaned child/teenager" and/or "his best friend who doesn't know who else to ask" and "his soulmate, who is in danger, again, and who's heart breaks every time she has to ask him to fight" and you know what? Those are the only valid answers ever.

#the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #link #hylia's chosen hero #zelda #hylia #zelink #hylink #other beings selecting a chosen one: the fate of the world is on your shoulders because... uh... FATE! #zelda/hylia: link? im scared! please help me! #like even biblically most 'chosen one's were either called as adults or simply told in childhood to get ready #not 'the apocalypse is coming next week unless you fix it'

[cemeterything]

terror codependency chart

#🐉 #you may question why goodsir is so high up in the decapitation zone. well thats because what he did with that monkey #convinced me that hes the kind of freak whod keep bits of a dead loved one in a jar and think it romantic. #as for the rest some of them were easy (jopson. hickey.) and others were a nightmare #especially jfj and silna who i decided is only less codependent than some people here by necessity #anyway. apologies if your favorite cold boy isnt on here but i couldnt squeeze all 129+ guys in so i had to be selective. #the terror

[museaway]

kudos don't determine worth

#such Opinions on the internet today #you and your writing are so much more than a number!!! #unpopular opinion but I'd like a site without stats at all #I know I know - I'm a writer too I get it #but imagine if you didn't go in with that bias #and could just select something because it sounds neat #I prefer that to people asking when a fic is 'good enough' to read #fandom #oh btw there's a post about this making the rounds #you'll probably see it at some point #just...sigh.